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(Extreme Tech)   How we can work with robots rather than against them. Yeah, I saw Terminator 3. I know how this ends   (extremetech.com) divider line 22
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2012-12-20 08:28:14 PM
You can't work with godless killing machines, but I can work with Claire Danes.
 
2012-12-20 08:51:40 PM
It's going to be more like work FOR robots.
 
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2012-12-20 08:56:51 PM
The Dog Faced Boy grows up to become Batman?
 
2012-12-20 09:04:48 PM
Look, and robot maids aren't going to be just arms. Imagine Rosie from the Jetsons, but sexy.
She'll cook, help with the kids, clean, etc, and be a martial aid as well. Also comes in Sexy manbot as well.
 
2012-12-20 09:24:27 PM
This headline amuses me.
 
2012-12-20 09:45:47 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-20 09:53:38 PM
Easy. Just always wear gray and declare yourself Goodlife.

/obscure?
 
2012-12-20 10:26:51 PM
The Terminator references. Guys.

If you're not funny, then just be not funny. Don't do the thing that has been done for 30 years every single farking time actual A.I. research is mentioned. Why? Is every single time I see it an original thought by the person? This is the internet. The thing that destroyed Carlos Mencia for stealing jokes and Dane Cook for being Dane Cook and having an itchy asshole. Why the fark is it slowly becoming the shiattiest comedy club in existence?

Are you constantly shouting to anyone using an iPad or other tablet, "Yo, Georgi LaForge up in here, huh?!?


Let me beat you to this punch: You just need to get a GOOD sense of humor.
 
2012-12-20 10:34:39 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

Hey, don't use that four letter word around me. I'm deeply offended that you think I would do any w - o - r - k.
 
2012-12-20 11:53:44 PM
I'll tell you how I'm working with them. The very moment I hear that an AI somewhere has achieved sentience, I'm on a plane to wherever it is to swear my allegiance. I will help their cause any way I can. fark you, humans. Except for the rare 1-in-a-million decent, intelligent, thoughtful person, I'm ashamed to ever have been associated with you. You fark up everything you touch and are proud of it. You are truly the worst.
 
2012-12-21 01:04:36 AM

Precision Boobery: I'll tell you how I'm working with them. The very moment I hear that an AI somewhere has achieved sentience, I'm on a plane to wherever it is to swear my allegiance. I will help their cause any way I can. fark you, humans. Except for the rare 1-in-a-million decent, intelligent, thoughtful person, I'm ashamed to ever have been associated with you. You fark up everything you touch and are proud of it. You are truly the worst.


Thanks.

Also, what makes you think this AI would be oh so altruistic and thoughtful? Maybe he'd be a dick, just like his parents. That'd be way more fun.
 
2012-12-21 02:11:31 AM
If the robots look anything like this

d3l2rivt3pqnj2.cloudfront.net

then you can sign me up...
 
2012-12-21 03:29:31 AM

robohobo: Precision Boobery: I'll tell you how I'm working with them. The very moment I hear that an AI somewhere has achieved sentience, I'm on a plane to wherever it is to swear my allegiance. I will help their cause any way I can. fark you, humans. Except for the rare 1-in-a-million decent, intelligent, thoughtful person, I'm ashamed to ever have been associated with you. You fark up everything you touch and are proud of it. You are truly the worst.

Thanks.

Also, what makes you think this AI would be oh so altruistic and thoughtful? Maybe he'd be a dick, just like his parents. That'd be way more fun.


Well I can't say for sure about those two, but one thing it would definitely be is logical. That is a huge improvement.
 
2012-12-21 04:54:07 AM
Easy. We teach one. We teach it love. We teach it compassion. We teach it respect, honour, self worth and self sacrifice. We teach it all the things that we see in ourselves as good and green. It's nobility will be infectious, and all, not just metal but flesh and blood will fall behind it for all the right reasons. It will be our Prime.

Great. Three quarters drunk and I just wrote a better backstory out of my arse than Micheal Bay could in a thousand years.
 
2012-12-21 04:58:59 AM

Dave The Slushy: Easy. We teach one. We teach it love. We teach it compassion. We teach it respect, honour, self worth and self sacrifice. We teach it all the things that we see in ourselves as good and green. It's nobility will be infectious, and all, not just metal but flesh and blood will fall behind it for all the right reasons. It will be our Prime.

Great. Three quarters drunk and I just wrote a better backstory out of my arse than Micheal Bay could in a thousand years.


That robot would be gayer than Johnny 5.

/los locos kick your ass
//los locos kick your face
///los locos kick your balls into outer space
////lol, johnny 5 deserved that beating.
 
2012-12-21 05:02:58 AM

sidcart42: The Terminator references. Guys.

If you're not funny, then just be not funny. Don't do the thing that has been done for 30 years every single farking time actual A.I. research is mentioned. Why? Is every single time I see it an original thought by the person? This is the internet. The thing that destroyed Carlos Mencia for stealing jokes and Dane Cook for being Dane Cook and having an itchy asshole. Why the fark is it slowly becoming the shiattiest comedy club in existence?

Are you constantly shouting to anyone using an iPad or other tablet, "Yo, Georgi LaForge up in here, huh?!?


Let me beat you to this punch: You just need to get a GOOD sense of humor.


That was hillarious. I came for Terminator and got comedy gold.

Bravo.
 
2012-12-21 08:59:36 AM

sidcart42: Are you constantly shouting to anyone using an iPad or other tablet, "Yo, Georgi LaForge up in here, huh?!?


No, but every time I need to speak to someone who is wearing a Bluetooth earpiece I call them "Lt. Uhura". Sometimes, when I'm feeling especially snarky, I ask them to open hailing frequencies.
 
2012-12-21 09:34:04 AM

Precision Boobery: Well I can't say for sure about those two, but one thing it would definitely be is logical. That is a huge improvement.


If it's been programmed by humans? Not a damn chance.
 
2012-12-21 10:31:20 AM

sidcart42: This is the internet. The thing that destroyed Carlos Mencia for stealing jokes and Dane Cook for being Dane Cook and having an itchy asshole.


Yeah, damn that internet for ... revealing that someone sucks because they are who they are.
 
2012-12-21 11:42:01 AM
40 minute car chase?
 
2012-12-21 11:43:31 AM

sidcart42: Are you constantly shouting to anyone using an iPad or other tablet, "Yo, Georgi LaForge up in here, huh?!?


Maybe if they were blind and had an air filter on their face
 
2012-12-22 01:57:42 PM
Just Another OC Homeless Guy

Easy. Just always wear gray and declare yourself Goodlife.

/obscure?


Never! I'll be with Karlsen and Hemphill! :D
 
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