WTFDYW: Will Drew be in the thread with us?
James!: I think we can tell you all now. The $5 dollars a month is actually used to construct our ship. Drew has never touched an alcoholic drink in his life, in fact the chemicals would be poison to his alien digestive system. Also, and you're probably going to laugh about this later, but the destruction of the earth will be caused as we blow it up to give the Ultrafark a boost out of the gravitational pull of the sun. No hard feelings right?
sillydragon: Where's the KABOOM?! There was supposed to be an earth-shattering KABOOM!
Coco LaFemme: If the Mayans could predict the end of the world, how come they couldn't predict the Spanish invading?
Duck_of_Doom: Worst Apocalypse Ever. No earth-shattering kabooms, no zombies, nothing. The worst thing I hear right now are sirens, and that's just a typical day here.Maybe those hippy new agers were right: it wasn't the end of the world, but the dawning of enlightenment and ascension of humanity to its highest potential. Oh who are we kidding?/where's the best place to watch Ragnarok from?
Real Women Drink Akvavit: //wait until they hear about that one preacher and his prediction for Apocalypse on the 23rd
Somacandra: Thanks for putting up the AZTEC calendar, shiatheads.
bluorangefyre: Well its the 21st in Newfoundland. Are they dead?
ekdikeo4: Someone clear this up for me? Was the last day on the calendar the 20th or the 21st?If the 21st, we might have another 24 hrs left, and then it all just blanks out.
Benevolent Misanthrope: James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.I've been wondering when the end is supposed to happen, exactly. I mean, it would be terribly unfair if it started at midnight at the international date line and just moved across the globe. That said, it would also give me time to get really wasted before the end...
You'll learnYou'll all learnIt isn't the Mayans you have to worry about...
SubBass49: Here ya go, folks: Spotify - End of the World PlaylistFigured I'd share the love.Enjoy.
way south: sillydragon: Where's the KABOOM?! There was supposed to be an earth-shattering KABOOM!No boom today. Boom tomorrow./There's always a boom tomorrow./What? Look, somebody's got to have some damn perspective around here!/Boom. Sooner or later. BOOM!
sillydragon: Where's the KABOOM?! There was supposed to be an earth-shattering KABOOM!/Marvin Martian ftw
Bingledak: Am I late?
Baz the Spaz: Everything starting to go dark!
bluorangefyre: Ah, important Windows Update just popped up. Really?Also, just a quick reminder: Japan would likely be leveled by a Godzilla attack if shiat was going down.
ThatBillmanGuy: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]/may your profiles wear it with prideWoot! My first... and.. last.. BADGE!
Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]/may your profiles wear it with pride
tinfoil-hat maggie: Alright whats up with the ugly brown backgound?
mr lawson: steerforth: Why do some Farkers call female Farkers Farkettes? I think it's stupid./Something to ponder at world's end. Beer no. 5.ask and ye shall receive.
steerforth: Why do some Farkers call female Farkers Farkettes? I think it's stupid./Something to ponder at world's end. Beer no. 5.
Philbb: Is it over yet?
PC LOAD LETTER: Booooring. Time to go back to fapping.
Bathia_Mapes: diaphoresis: Where did the Mayan Prophecy give the exact time and in which time zone?Winter Solstice. It occurs at 11:12 a.m. UTC on December 21, 2012.
I THOUGHT YOU SAID "BRIAN PEPPERS"
shower_in_my_socks: bluorangefyre: Well its the 21st in Newfoundland. Are they dead?The fact that the people of Newfoundland have not responded to your post does not bode well for them.
ordinarysteve: I would hate to be a woman who is about to be consumed in a fiery Armageddon, and never have had posted a picture of my boobs to a fark thread./just saying... end of the world and all that
bluorangefyre: Ah, important Windows Update just popped up. Really?
doyner: Y'all are gonna feel so stupid when the world exists tomorrow.
basemetal: [www.funnycoolstuff.com image 400x300]
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: WTF Indeed: Also, everyone should click on all TMLO links. You never know, they not be the "Final Countdown"Like this one!!!
FunkOut: I believe so strongly in a future that I went ahead and still ate my prunes today.
Smackledorfer: Eh, I didn't have anything to look forward to in the next 30 years.
Abox: Everyone relax...I arranged for a new identical world to begin at the moment this one ends. If all goes according to plan, the transition should be seamless.
IronTom: It will really suck after the Mayan Apocalypse. What'll we have to look forward to? Global warming?
Klippoklondike: Everyone will wake up as the opposite gender
penthesilea: [i470.photobucket.com image 639x665] Free wood!
Bathia_Mapes: James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.
Grand_Moff_Joseph: James!: WTFDYW: Will Drew be in the thread with us?Last I heard he was on some random atoll in the Pacific.Quick check of Wiki shows Pago Pago as the last inhabited area to ring in a new year.
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