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2012-12-21 12:37:13 AM
7 votes:
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2012-12-21 12:07:58 AM
6 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-20 11:36:34 PM
6 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-20 04:07:21 PM
6 votes:
I think we can tell you all now.  The $5 dollars a month is actually used to construct our ship.  Drew has never touched an alcoholic drink in his life, in fact the chemicals would be poison to his alien digestive system.  
 
Also, and you're probably going to laugh about this later, but the destruction of the earth will be caused as we blow it up to give the Ultrafark a boost out of the gravitational pull of the sun.  No hard feelings right?
2012-12-20 03:28:12 PM
6 votes:

WTFDYW: Will Drew be in the thread with us?


Last I heard he was on some random atoll in the Pacific.
2012-12-21 12:35:27 AM
5 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-20 10:54:26 PM
5 votes:
laughingsquid.com
2012-12-20 07:40:30 PM
5 votes:
2012-12-20 04:08:08 PM
5 votes:

James!: I think we can tell you all now.  The $5 dollars a month is actually used to construct our ship.  Drew has never touched an alcoholic drink in his life, in fact the chemicals would be poison to his alien digestive system.  
 
Also, and you're probably going to laugh about this later, but the destruction of the earth will be caused as we blow it up to give the Ultrafark a boost out of the gravitational pull of the sun.  No hard feelings right?


We'll get over it.
2012-12-20 10:05:43 PM
4 votes:
From the other thread (not mine)

i21.photobucket.com
2012-12-20 03:09:30 PM
4 votes:
A Mayan is a terrible thing to waste
2012-12-21 07:55:41 AM
3 votes:

sillydragon: Where's the KABOOM?! There was supposed to be an earth-shattering KABOOM!


No boom today. Boom tomorrow.

/There's always a boom tomorrow.
/What? Look, somebody's got to have some damn perspective around here!
/Boom. Sooner or later. BOOM!
2012-12-21 12:03:48 AM
3 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-20 11:58:57 PM
3 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-20 11:52:40 PM
3 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-20 10:54:08 PM
3 votes:

Coco LaFemme: If the Mayans could predict the end of the world, how come they couldn't predict the Spanish invading?


Because no one expects the Spanish Invasion.
2012-12-20 10:23:13 PM
3 votes:
Everyone relax...I arranged for a new identical world to begin at the moment this one ends. If all goes according to plan, the transition should be seamless.
2012-12-20 10:14:26 PM
3 votes:
twomeneatingforthree.com
2012-12-20 10:14:12 PM
3 votes:
img.geocaching.com
2012-12-21 01:17:57 PM
2 votes:

Duck_of_Doom: Worst Apocalypse Ever.  No earth-shattering kabooms, no zombies, nothing.  The worst thing I hear right now are sirens, and that's just a typical day here.

Maybe those hippy new agers were right: it wasn't the end of the world, but the dawning of enlightenment and ascension of humanity to its highest potential.  Oh who are we kidding?

/where's the best place to watch Ragnarok from?


img191.imageshack.us
2012-12-21 03:57:05 AM
2 votes:

Real Women Drink Akvavit: //wait until they hear about that one preacher and his prediction for Apocalypse on the 23rd


There's another apocalypse planned?  What are they serving?  Maybe I'll skip this one and go to that one.  Two apocalypses in a few days get expensive to attend, you hate to show favorites, and do you wear the same outfit to them?
2012-12-21 02:57:42 AM
2 votes:
Local bakery gets in on it:

sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
2012-12-21 02:36:19 AM
2 votes:

Somacandra: Thanks for putting up the AZTEC calendar, shiatheads.


It's just as accurate as the Mayan one.
2012-12-21 01:05:09 AM
2 votes:
Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
2012-12-21 12:10:00 AM
2 votes:
cidutest.files.wordpress.com
2012-12-21 12:05:17 AM
2 votes:
Hello?

Cool! I finally have the thread to myself!

dailygrindhouse.com

D'OH!
2012-12-20 11:39:21 PM
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-20 11:39:19 PM
2 votes:
www.aceweekly.com
Today on Fark Busters, we see how many Quetzalcoatls it takes to bring down a Beowulf cluster of squirrels.
2012-12-20 11:35:12 PM
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-20 11:33:14 PM
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-20 11:23:01 PM
2 votes:

bluorangefyre: Well its the 21st in Newfoundland.  Are they dead?



The fact that the people of Newfoundland have not responded to your post does not bode well for them.
2012-12-20 11:22:45 PM
2 votes:
At first I was all

25.media.tumblr.com

but then I was

a.abcnews.go.com
2012-12-20 11:20:18 PM
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-20 11:18:13 PM
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-20 11:05:18 PM
2 votes:

ekdikeo4: Someone clear this up for me? Was the last day on the calendar the 20th or the 21st?

If the 21st, we might have another 24 hrs left, and then it all just blanks out.


So this is how the world ends... not with a bang but with The Sopranos?
2012-12-20 10:55:25 PM
2 votes:
I have confirmed that the world will indeed end. I bought a carton of milk today and the expiration date read "eh, fark it".
2012-12-20 10:35:06 PM
2 votes:
"How long can Drew keep the servers up?"

preview.turbosquid.com

Drew: "Why didn't I take the BLUE pill?"
2012-12-20 10:25:28 PM
2 votes:
If tomorrow comes and were all still here...I have soooo many farking Christmas presents to buy. My kids really should have held out for a better father.
2012-12-20 10:17:39 PM
2 votes:
Now we'll never know how Breaking Bad ends.
2012-12-20 09:57:53 PM
2 votes:
Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

lh4.googleusercontent.com


/may your profiles wear it with pride
2012-12-20 09:45:55 PM
2 votes:
Jeeze, that's tonight?  I've got to do some laundry.
2012-12-20 07:21:22 PM
2 votes:
freeversephotography.com
2012-12-20 06:49:28 PM
2 votes:
LEONARD BERNSTEIN!
 
/sorry
2012-12-20 03:17:45 PM
2 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.

I've been wondering when the end is supposed to happen, exactly.  I mean, it would be terribly unfair if it started at midnight at the international date line and just moved across the globe.
 
That said, it would also give me time to get really wasted before the end...


It's already tomorrow in Japan.  At 12am the tentacles fell silent.
2012-12-20 03:11:41 PM
2 votes:
I expect rioting at Fark HQ over the last bottle of Maker's Mark.
2012-12-22 02:20:58 PM
1 votes:
img580.imageshack.us
2012-12-21 09:44:57 PM
1 votes:
You'll learn
You'll all learn
It isn't the Mayans you have to worry about...
i232.photobucket.com
2012-12-21 09:10:46 PM
1 votes:
Got laid last night, quite spectacularly, if I may add, by a Pentecostal preacher(ish). We farked like it was 1999. He said, "Jesus hasn't told him anything recently." and I said, "My Goddess is also silent on the matter." So we farked, went to work and joked about it tonight. Stupid Mayans and their long count calendar. The bad news is, I have to go back to work Monday. The good news is, I get to continue to fark my man like a mad rabbit until one of us keels over from heart failure which I hope and pray is many, many years in the future. Yah, faith is silly, but we still haves it and are laughing our asses off over the Apocalypse. No wonder I live in happy, happy sin with this man.
2012-12-21 02:21:26 PM
1 votes:

SubBass49: Here ya go, folks: Spotify - End of the World Playlist

Figured I'd share the love.

Enjoy.


I did an end of the world playlist for Harold Camping's end of the world last year. It somehow morphed into a 90 minute concept mix-tape.

way south: sillydragon: Where's the KABOOM?! There was supposed to be an earth-shattering KABOOM!

No boom today. Boom tomorrow.

/There's always a boom tomorrow.
/What? Look, somebody's got to have some damn perspective around here!
/Boom. Sooner or later. BOOM!


i45.tinypic.com
2012-12-21 12:06:14 PM
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-21 11:16:48 AM
1 votes:
Woke up this morning to all the smoke detectors in the house blaring. It was just about the time of the solstice so I was ready to smell smoke, hear explosions, etc. I went downstairs and house was a total disaster area! I thought, wow! this is it! Alas, no. One of the smoke detectors was shorting out and the kids just left the house a mess. What a let down.
2012-12-21 08:27:21 AM
1 votes:
www.naderlibrary.com
www.naderlibrary.com
www.naderlibrary.com
2012-12-21 07:48:05 AM
1 votes:
So once again - Astrology has proven about as reliable as Lindsy Lohan's latest attempt at sobriety.

This is my shocked face.
2012-12-21 07:16:21 AM
1 votes:

sillydragon: Where's the KABOOM?! There was supposed to be an earth-shattering KABOOM!

/Marvin Martian ftw


My Wold of Warcraft Calendar ends on 12/31 so there's still time.
2012-12-21 07:08:54 AM
1 votes:
Are we still here?  Death feels strangely like life.  If I'd known I'd have all these aches & pains even in death I'd... hmmm .... well I'd have done something different.

It is strangely white outside though.  I went to bed & everything was green & brown & now it's all a similar shade of white.  It seems to have also turned my 9 year old newfie into a puppy again given how she's out there frolicking around.  What a strange world I woke up to.

/at least the coffee is still hot & tastes good
2012-12-21 06:17:46 AM
1 votes:

Bingledak: Am I late?


Ladies and gentlemen, the Great Prophet Zarquon has returned!

/and I'm still here. Turns out the whole "stars going out" thing was just clouds. False alarm.
//email box is cleared out and ready to receive the flood of celebration BIE
///why am I suddenly hearing a cricket chirping???
2012-12-21 06:16:23 AM
1 votes:
I'm here for the gangbang.
2012-12-21 03:15:42 AM
1 votes:
23:45 until The History Channel gets canceled.
2012-12-21 03:01:25 AM
1 votes:
Ha-ha! It's past midnight on the west coast and I made i

***CARRIER LOST***
2012-12-21 02:53:28 AM
1 votes:

Baz the Spaz: Everything starting to go dark!


That's just because the Sun's gone down for a bit. It'll be back in another bit.
2012-12-21 02:46:32 AM
1 votes:

bluorangefyre: Ah, important Windows Update just popped up.  Really?

Also, just a quick reminder:  Japan would likely be leveled by a Godzilla attack if shiat was going down.


It's a little dangerous over here right now.  They're busy assembling the mechas right now.  The magical girls are holding the worst of it back for the moment, but nobody knows how long they can keep it up.
2012-12-21 02:42:00 AM
1 votes:

Baz the Spaz: Everything starting to go dark!



Fapping DOES lead to blindness!
2012-12-21 02:39:36 AM
1 votes:
Everything starting to go dark!

Please kind Farkettes! One last BIE?
2012-12-21 02:29:07 AM
1 votes:

Somacandra: Thanks for putting up the AZTEC calendar, shiatheads.


Damn! No wonder all my clocks are off.
2012-12-21 02:25:12 AM
1 votes:

ThatBillmanGuy: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


/may your profiles wear it with pride

Woot! My first... and.. last.. BADGE!


My cherry's busted too!
2012-12-21 02:22:22 AM
1 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


/may your profiles wear it with pride


Woot! My first... and.. last.. BADGE!
2012-12-21 02:21:00 AM
1 votes:
Elven twenty here on the West Coast. Time to snag a cold beer and see if anything interesting happens in the next half an hour. If the world does end, though, I'm going to be quite pissed about it, as the final Wheel of Time book isn't going to be released until January, and it would be the universe's rude joke to end everything before we got to see how THAT series ended.

/twenty farking years
//not like anyone else really cares
///I just want to see how it ends, however it does
2012-12-21 02:19:43 AM
1 votes:
Thanks for putting up the AZTEC calendar, shiatheads.
2012-12-21 02:13:37 AM
1 votes:
Hooray it's my last day on earth and I'm snowed in at a rest area in god damn Wisconsin.

/Beer beer everywhere but not a drop to drink....
2012-12-21 02:10:17 AM
1 votes:
I suppose I'd better get in one final epic fap session... just in case.

/be back in 7 or 8 minutes
2012-12-21 01:38:22 AM
1 votes:
Is Fark using the not-Mayan not-calendar image as a background?
2012-12-21 01:38:01 AM
1 votes:

tinfoil-hat maggie: Alright whats up with the ugly brown backgound?


It's a big-ass picture of an Aztec calendar.
i.imgur.com
2012-12-21 12:46:47 AM
1 votes:

mr lawson: steerforth: Why do some Farkers call female Farkers Farkettes? I think it's stupid.

/Something to ponder at world's end. Beer no. 5.

ask and ye shall receive.


So in 2016, should she somehow survive TEOTW - unlikely as that seems from our current vantage point - Hillary's going to be known as Presidentette Clinton?
2012-12-21 12:42:11 AM
1 votes:

steerforth: Why do some Farkers call female Farkers Farkettes? I think it's stupid.

/Something to ponder at world's end. Beer no. 5.


ask and ye shall receive.
2012-12-21 12:32:44 AM
1 votes:
I feel fine...
2012-12-21 12:30:21 AM
1 votes:
This must be Thursday...I never could get the hang of Thursdays. Drink up, the world's about to end.
2012-12-21 12:21:46 AM
1 votes:
Haven't you the end will come when we see...

THE BROWNS WIN THE SUPER BOWL!!!
2012-12-21 12:17:31 AM
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-21 12:11:51 AM
1 votes:
- This is Crystal Palace. Are you still on?
- That's affirmative, sir.
- Yeah, we're here! Jesus H. Christ! We're still here!
2012-12-21 12:08:50 AM
1 votes:

Philbb: Is it over yet?


Yes
upload.wikimedia.org
2012-12-21 12:03:17 AM
1 votes:

PC LOAD LETTER: Booooring. Time to go back to fapping.


That's just what the Mayans wanted you to think. Be all ready for the world to explode at midnight. Then a couple hours later, you get blown up and die with your pants around your ankles, porn on the computer, and a blow up doll on the couch next to you.
2012-12-20 11:56:59 PM
1 votes:
I don't know about you guys, but a zombie apocalypse would feel right just about now.
2012-12-20 11:54:10 PM
1 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: diaphoresis: Where did the Mayan Prophecy give the exact time and in which time zone?

Winter Solstice. It occurs at 11:12 a.m. UTC on December 21, 2012.


Can you translate that to American, please?  Because I'm thinking that's 6:12 AM Eastern, 3:12 AM Pacific, and just past midnight at Palin's house since she can see Russia from it.
2012-12-20 11:49:51 PM
1 votes:
2012-12-20 11:49:12 PM
1 votes:
There's a lady on my flight (i'm at 37k right now) that is freaking out about every tiny little bump.  It's kind of funny.  She's also pretty hot.  So that's a bonus.
2012-12-20 11:47:49 PM
1 votes:
MAYAN PREPPERS.....!!!!!!


cache.gawkerassets.com

I THOUGHT YOU SAID "BRIAN PEPPERS"
2012-12-20 11:45:52 PM
1 votes:
Kneel, like the dogs that you are!

media-cache-lt0.pinterest.com
/hot hot hot!
2012-12-20 11:27:25 PM
1 votes:

shower_in_my_socks: bluorangefyre: Well its the 21st in Newfoundland.  Are they dead?


The fact that the people of Newfoundland have not responded to your post does not bode well for them.


There are no people in Newfoundland.
2012-12-20 11:24:36 PM
1 votes:
I'm scared. Somebody hot hold me.
2012-12-20 11:21:40 PM
1 votes:

ordinarysteve: I would hate to be a woman who is about to be consumed in a fiery Armageddon, and never have had posted a picture of my boobs to a fark thread.
/just saying... end of the world and all that


Well thankfully I have posted my boobies in many threads so I'm OK : )
2012-12-20 11:19:15 PM
1 votes:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

In case you're wondering, yes, there already is a film in production about tonight's epic event. Working title: "Apocalype No."
2012-12-20 11:16:49 PM
1 votes:

bluorangefyre: Ah, important Windows Update just popped up.  Really?


0.tqn.com
2012-12-20 11:12:42 PM
1 votes:
www.christiancinema.com

images.zap2it.com

media.avclub.com
2012-12-20 11:07:32 PM
1 votes:

doyner: Y'all are gonna feel so stupid when the world exists tomorrow.


some of us feel quite stupid now.
2012-12-20 11:05:27 PM
1 votes:

basemetal: [www.funnycoolstuff.com image 400x300]


I am become Bozo, the Pie-Splatterer of Worlds.
2012-12-20 11:04:20 PM
1 votes:
Got us again Rick.

a57.foxnews.com
2012-12-20 11:00:19 PM
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: WTF Indeed: Also, everyone should click on all TMLO links. You never know, they not be the "Final Countdown"

Like this one!!!


I always give TMLO the clickity clicks.

/never know might be a version i've never heard
2012-12-20 10:46:10 PM
1 votes:
Hi, I just want to say that I came from a bar where some douche canoe just ordered a bourbon and sprite. It's ok if the world ends - knowing that it has such douche canoes in it.
2012-12-20 10:43:09 PM
1 votes:
I just have this gut feeling that it was the Aztecs who were right all along about March 10th 2013.....
2012-12-20 10:41:06 PM
1 votes:
lh5.googleusercontent.com
2012-12-20 10:39:55 PM
1 votes:

FunkOut: I believe so strongly in a future that I went ahead and still ate my prunes today.


Happy Crapping!
2012-12-20 10:37:08 PM
1 votes:
i45.tinypic.com

Right now, I am drunk on beer and eating peanuts and ready to do some galactic hitchhiking! Got my sonic screwdriver, towel and Hitchhiker's Guide. Just waiting to flag down a passing ship before the Vogons destroy the Earth to make way for an Interstellar bypass.
2012-12-20 10:32:55 PM
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-20 10:29:21 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-12-20 10:28:51 PM
1 votes:

Kevin72:


Does zippy somehow go over my head?
It is less entertaining than Garfield.
2012-12-20 10:26:58 PM
1 votes:

Smackledorfer: Eh, I didn't have anything to look forward to in the next 30 years.


Sex androids, dude. Sex androids. Imagine getting sucked off by a 3/4 scale replica of Jessica Biel every night.
2012-12-20 10:24:20 PM
1 votes:

Abox: Everyone relax...I arranged for a new identical world to begin at the moment this one ends. If all goes according to plan, the transition should be seamless.


Identical? You couldn't have made one almost identical, but... ya know... without minorities?
2012-12-20 10:23:11 PM
1 votes:

IronTom: It will really suck after the Mayan Apocalypse.  What'll we have to look forward to?  Global warming?


The Day After Tomorrow... obviously.
2012-12-20 10:16:57 PM
1 votes:

Klippoklondike: Everyone will wake up as the opposite gender


I'd be squatting down on a mirror admiring that thing!
2012-12-20 10:15:55 PM
1 votes:
i165.photobucket.com
2012-12-20 10:11:44 PM
1 votes:
bie?

eip
2012-12-20 10:09:39 PM
1 votes:
zippythepinhead.com
2012-12-20 10:05:45 PM
1 votes:
And I'm baked, so bring it on.

/End of Days party at school.
//It's snowing, and there's a girl with red hair here.
///Wish me luck.
2012-12-20 10:04:20 PM
1 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


/may your profiles wear it with pride


LAST
MAN
STANDING!
2012-12-20 09:42:35 PM
1 votes:
So we made it to the end of the Mayan calender.  When's the next end of the world scheduled?
2012-12-20 09:14:10 PM
1 votes:
Don't you understand!  THE WORLD IS ENDING IN THREE HOURS!
 
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-20 08:12:36 PM
1 votes:

penthesilea: [i470.photobucket.com image 639x665]
 
Free wood!


Joke's on you, the wood is in his trousers.
2012-12-20 07:36:54 PM
1 votes:
Everyone will wake up as the opposite gender
2012-12-20 07:07:08 PM
1 votes:
1.06 pm 21 Dec 2012, New Zealand Daylight Savings Time. No zombies, rapture, or zombie rapture to report yet.
2012-12-20 07:06:01 PM
1 votes:
Has anyone ever noticed that '21' is '12' backwards?
 
'12'/'21'/20'12'
2012-12-20 06:36:55 PM
1 votes:
So, anyone for "X-Files"?
2012-12-20 06:31:47 PM
1 votes:
Dear world,
 
I was here. I tried to be good, but I farked up a lot. Sorry about that. Thanks for giving me a loving wife toward the end. That made the last few years of the stay a lot better.
 
Regards,
 
BKITU
2012-12-20 06:23:49 PM
1 votes:
I wish I had thought to buy this T-Shirt:
vinteeage.com
2012-12-20 03:58:16 PM
1 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.

 
Winter Solstice is when the Mayan apocalypse is suppose to happen.
 
11:11 a.m. December 21, 2012 UTC (Coordinated Universal Time) is when the Winter (or if you don't live on the Mayan side of the equator, Summer) Solstice will occur.
 
After the apocalypse, do we get free TF?
2012-12-20 03:41:13 PM
1 votes:
Would be really great if the whole countdown to the end was just a worldwide version of Chris Jericho's debut to WWF/E.
2012-12-20 03:36:39 PM
1 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: James!: WTFDYW: Will Drew be in the thread with us?

Last I heard he was on some random atoll in the Pacific.

Quick check of Wiki shows Pago Pago as the last inhabited area to ring in a new year.


Fark party Pago Pago?
 
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