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2012-12-20 07:40:30 PM  
5 votes:
2012-12-20 09:57:53 PM  
3 votes:
Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

lh4.googleusercontent.com


/may your profiles wear it with pride
2012-12-21 12:07:58 AM  
2 votes:

25.media.tumblr.com

2012-12-20 11:31:17 PM  
2 votes:
If there are any women here who decide to get drunk and show pictures of their tits to random men, all because the end of the world is nigh (supposedly), you should be kicked repeatedly in the coont until your uterus falls out.

Stupidity like that should earn you a one-way ticket out of the gene pool.
2012-12-20 10:50:04 PM  
2 votes:
www.bcwildernessvisions.com

blog.joeware.net

sciencenotes.files.wordpress.com

4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-12-20 10:23:13 PM  
2 votes:
Everyone relax...I arranged for a new identical world to begin at the moment this one ends. If all goes according to plan, the transition should be seamless.
2012-12-21 12:06:14 PM  
1 vote:

25.media.tumblr.com

2012-12-21 08:27:21 AM  
1 vote:
www.naderlibrary.com
www.naderlibrary.com
www.naderlibrary.com
2012-12-21 07:55:41 AM  
1 vote:

sillydragon: Where's the KABOOM?! There was supposed to be an earth-shattering KABOOM!


No boom today. Boom tomorrow.

/There's always a boom tomorrow.
/What? Look, somebody's got to have some damn perspective around here!
/Boom. Sooner or later. BOOM!
2012-12-21 02:21:00 AM  
1 vote:
Elven twenty here on the West Coast. Time to snag a cold beer and see if anything interesting happens in the next half an hour. If the world does end, though, I'm going to be quite pissed about it, as the final Wheel of Time book isn't going to be released until January, and it would be the universe's rude joke to end everything before we got to see how THAT series ended.

/twenty farking years
//not like anyone else really cares
///I just want to see how it ends, however it does
2012-12-21 02:19:43 AM  
1 vote:
Thanks for putting up the AZTEC calendar, shiatheads.
2012-12-21 01:38:22 AM  
1 vote:
Is Fark using the not-Mayan not-calendar image as a background?
2012-12-21 01:38:01 AM  
1 vote:

tinfoil-hat maggie: Alright whats up with the ugly brown backgound?


It's a big-ass picture of an Aztec calendar.
i.imgur.com
2012-12-21 12:42:11 AM  
1 vote:

steerforth: Why do some Farkers call female Farkers Farkettes? I think it's stupid.

/Something to ponder at world's end. Beer no. 5.


ask and ye shall receive.
2012-12-21 12:32:44 AM  
1 vote:
I feel fine...
2012-12-21 12:11:51 AM  
1 vote:
- This is Crystal Palace. Are you still on?
- That's affirmative, sir.
- Yeah, we're here! Jesus H. Christ! We're still here!
2012-12-20 11:53:16 PM  
1 vote:
www.teamtimeeip.com

Just sayin...
2012-12-20 11:49:51 PM  
1 vote:
2012-12-20 11:45:52 PM  
1 vote:
Kneel, like the dogs that you are!

media-cache-lt0.pinterest.com
/hot hot hot!
2012-12-20 11:29:19 PM  
1 vote:

Gyrfalcon: There are no people in Newfoundland.



Well, not anymore.
2012-12-20 11:18:13 PM  
1 vote:

25.media.tumblr.com

2012-12-20 11:13:21 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe this whole last 13,000 years has been the end of the world, and we've survived that. Maybe things will be less shiatty for the next 13,000 years.
2012-12-20 11:02:34 PM  
1 vote:
Two suns in the sunset. Foe and friend, we were all equal in the end...
2012-12-20 10:41:29 PM  
1 vote:
If the Mayans could predict the end of the world, how come they couldn't predict the Spanish invading?
2012-12-20 10:36:30 PM  
1 vote:

absurdlyclever.com

2012-12-20 10:36:01 PM  
1 vote:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


/may your profiles wear it with pride

LAST
MAN
STANDING!

Maybe...but the last gredunza will be MINE!!  :D

/unless ShiningWizard takes it first


BAH GAWD, THAT GREDUNZA WILL BE MINE!!!

/shame I never get to participate in the threads with you smarks
//we'd better have one Monday because I'll actually be home for that!
2012-12-20 10:35:06 PM  
1 vote:
"How long can Drew keep the servers up?"

preview.turbosquid.com

Drew: "Why didn't I take the BLUE pill?"
2012-12-20 10:32:55 PM  
1 vote:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-20 10:29:21 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2012-12-20 10:26:47 PM  
1 vote:
Sun's gonna puke, not burp! Goodbye electric lamp, 'puter of Pron, BIE in all your glory, 'puter of work and toil and pain and poverty.

Hello swords and fire and crappy brew and hords of Farkers stealing my shiat!
2012-12-20 10:21:47 PM  
1 vote:

diaphoresis: Where did the Mayan Prophecy give the exact time and in which time zone?


It doesn't. They ran out of stone and didn't think there was any need to go beyond the hundreds of years out they already were. Sort of like the programmers who didn't think a four digit date was necessary. Both led us to a similar place.
2012-12-20 10:14:26 PM  
1 vote:
twomeneatingforthree.com
2012-12-20 10:14:24 PM  
1 vote:
i1127.photobucket.com

/keep hope alive
2012-12-20 10:05:43 PM  
1 vote:
From the other thread (not mine)

i21.photobucket.com
2012-12-20 10:04:38 PM  
1 vote:
actually it should be 1 AM Eastern as Guatemala is Central time.
2012-12-20 09:14:10 PM  
1 vote:
Don't you understand!  THE WORLD IS ENDING IN THREE HOURS!
 
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-20 07:53:03 PM  
1 vote:
It's already Dec 21 in some lands with funny accents.

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes,
an aeroplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn,
world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs.
Feed it off an aux speak,, grunt, no, strength,
The ladder starts to clatter with fear fight down height.
Wire in a fire, representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site.
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.
Team by team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped.
Look at that low playing!
Fine, then.
Uh oh, overflow, population, common food, but it'll do.
Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and the revered and the right - right.
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign towers.
Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn.
Locking in, uniforming, book burning, blood letting.
Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate.
Light a candle, light a votive. Step down, step down.
Watch your heel crush, crushed. Uh-oh, this means no fear cavalier.
Renegade steer clear! A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies.
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.
(I feel fine)

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide. Mountains sit in a line
Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Brezhnev. Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.
Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom!
You symbiotic, patriotic, slam book neck, right? Right.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine..
2012-12-20 07:46:37 PM  
1 vote:
I don't doubt that somewhere in this country, there is at least one person shiatting their pants in fear that the world will end tomorrow, and humanity will cease to exist. 
 
That person is a farking nutter, and so is anyone else who agrees with them.
2012-12-20 07:21:22 PM  
1 vote:
freeversephotography.com
2012-12-20 07:07:08 PM  
1 vote:
1.06 pm 21 Dec 2012, New Zealand Daylight Savings Time. No zombies, rapture, or zombie rapture to report yet.
2012-12-20 04:07:21 PM  
1 vote:
I think we can tell you all now.  The $5 dollars a month is actually used to construct our ship.  Drew has never touched an alcoholic drink in his life, in fact the chemicals would be poison to his alien digestive system.  
 
Also, and you're probably going to laugh about this later, but the destruction of the earth will be caused as we blow it up to give the Ultrafark a boost out of the gravitational pull of the sun.  No hard feelings right?
2012-12-20 03:55:53 PM  
1 vote:

James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.


Winter Solstice is when the Mayan apocalypse is suppose to happen.

11:11 a.m. December 21, 2012 UTC (Coordinated Universal Time) is when the Winter (or if you don't live on the Mayan side of the equator, Summer) Solstice will occur.
2012-12-20 03:36:39 PM  
1 vote:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: James!: WTFDYW: Will Drew be in the thread with us?

Last I heard he was on some random atoll in the Pacific.

Quick check of Wiki shows Pago Pago as the last inhabited area to ring in a new year.


Fark party Pago Pago?
2012-12-20 03:09:30 PM  
1 vote:
A Mayan is a terrible thing to waste
2012-12-20 03:06:49 PM  
1 vote:
Whoever is the final Last Man Standing, please turn out the lights before the thread closes for good.
 
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