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2012-12-21 04:52:47 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Opps fark through my image away.
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I think it drank the last batch you tried to set out. :D
 
2012-12-21 05:02:16 AM

L33t Squirrel: tinfoil-hat maggie: Opps fark through my image away.
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I think it drank the last batch you tried to set out. :D


That sounds about right : )
Lets have a few more ...
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2012-12-21 05:06:56 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Opps fark through my image away.
[tequila shots.jpg]


Oh, that is a beautiful sight to see. I might have to put down the akvavit for a few and get a shot. Patron Gold is not the cheapest, so I try to hide it from my sis in the liquor cabinet, but she knows to check under the hems of my long dresses.  She wipes me out pretty regularly on some things. Does she think I keep that drink shaker in the freezer for fun? If I'm going to make a margarita, I want it super cold, but still not blended. If I'm just going to take a shot, I'll mix it up in the shaker, all by it's lonesome, just to chill it. It's just how I roll.

L33t Squirrel: Snapper Carr: Salted pretzels should do. I'm fairly certain the salt content's the important bit.

I thought it was protein. Well, there's some hot dogs in the fridge and I'm hungry, that should cover both contingencies. Also, I am in need of another beer. Gotta be nice and sloshed for the end of the world, wouldn't do to go and panic, would it? No idea where my Joo Jantha Peril-Sensitive Sunglasses are, though. Probably went and left them in the car or something.


But, but... I just got my Fark "Everybody Panic" t shirt! Somebody damn well better panic!
 
2012-12-21 05:25:57 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: But, but... I just got my Fark "Everybody Panic" t shirt! Somebody damn well better panic!


Then you can be our Designated Panicker. The rest of us will get our party/chill/sleep/whatever on, and you can make sure that a proper level of panic is being maintained. Then, should it be necessary for the rest of us to panic we can follow your lead.

/this is why I get paid the big dollars!
 
2012-12-21 05:33:08 AM
...and I feel fine
 
2012-12-21 05:40:15 AM

L33t Squirrel: Real Women Drink Akvavit: But, but... I just got my Fark "Everybody Panic" t shirt! Somebody damn well better panic!

Then you can be our Designated Panicker. The rest of us will get our party/chill/sleep/whatever on, and you can make sure that a proper level of panic is being maintained. Then, should it be necessary for the rest of us to panic we can follow your lead.

/this is why I get paid the big dollars!



I'm too tired to follow her/his lead - can i just stand by and watch the mayhem and panic?
 
2012-12-21 05:44:17 AM
Is there some reason that the Google Mayan Calendar Doodle is not showing in the United States? Because when I go to google.com, I don't see it.
 
2012-12-21 06:01:37 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: tinfoil-hat maggie: Opps fark through my image away.
[tequila shots.jpg]

Oh, that is a beautiful sight to see. I might have to put down the akvavit for a few and get a shot. Patron Gold is not the cheapest, so I try to hide it from my sis in the liquor cabinet, but she knows to check under the hems of my long dresses.  She wipes me out pretty regularly on some things. Does she think I keep that drink shaker in the freezer for fun? If I'm going to make a margarita, I want it super cold, but still not blended. If I'm just going to take a shot, I'll mix it up in the shaker, all by it's lonesome, just to chill it. It's just how I roll.

L33t Squirrel: Snapper Carr: Salted pretzels should do. I'm fairly certain the salt content's the important bit.

I thought it was protein. Well, there's some hot dogs in the fridge and I'm hungry, that should cover both contingencies. Also, I am in need of another beer. Gotta be nice and sloshed for the end of the world, wouldn't do to go and panic, would it? No idea where my Joo Jantha Peril-Sensitive Sunglasses are, though. Probably went and left them in the car or something.

But, but... I just got my Fark "Everybody Panic" t shirt! Somebody damn well better panic!


Oh, trust me I'm panicked by a lot of things lately just not this,at the moment no I'm not going to share but really, it is the end of the word as I knew it, and hopefully I'll be much happier.
It's a Mad world
 
2012-12-21 06:02:21 AM

Bingledak: I'm too tired to follow her/his lead - can i just stand by and watch the mayhem and panic?


Might as well; I'm tired, and if the world really is going to end then it can do it while I wrap myself in the comfort of warm blankets and purring kitties.

/looks like The Doctor saved us after all
//and I didn't get to see it
///I would have made a badass Companion :(
 
2012-12-21 06:07:35 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Real Women Drink Akvavit: tinfoil-hat maggie: Opps fark through my image away.
[tequila shots.jpg]

Oh, that is a beautiful sight to see. I might have to put down the akvavit for a few and get a shot. Patron Gold is not the cheapest, so I try to hide it from my sis in the liquor cabinet, but she knows to check under the hems of my long dresses.  She wipes me out pretty regularly on some things. Does she think I keep that drink shaker in the freezer for fun? If I'm going to make a margarita, I want it super cold, but still not blended. If I'm just going to take a shot, I'll mix it up in the shaker, all by it's lonesome, just to chill it. It's just how I roll.

L33t Squirrel: Snapper Carr: Salted pretzels should do. I'm fairly certain the salt content's the important bit.

I thought it was protein. Well, there's some hot dogs in the fridge and I'm hungry, that should cover both contingencies. Also, I am in need of another beer. Gotta be nice and sloshed for the end of the world, wouldn't do to go and panic, would it? No idea where my Joo Jantha Peril-Sensitive Sunglasses are, though. Probably went and left them in the car or something.

But, but... I just got my Fark "Everybody Panic" t shirt! Somebody damn well better panic!

Oh, trust me I'm panicked by a lot of things lately just not this,at the moment no I'm not going to share but really, it is the end of the word as I knew it, and hopefully I'll be much happier.
It's a Mad world


Oh, and I forgot how depressing that song was and no I'm not offing myaelf just things are changing for the better.
 
2012-12-21 06:11:27 AM
Well, it's less than a minute away.
Goodbye.
 
2012-12-21 06:15:02 AM

Krymson Tyde: Well, it's less than a minute away.
Goodbye.


I think it's here, and well happy solstice : )
/And we can fight at Ragnarok another day : P
 
2012-12-21 06:16:23 AM
I'm here for the gangbang.
 
2012-12-21 06:17:46 AM

Bingledak: Am I late?


Ladies and gentlemen, the Great Prophet Zarquon has returned!

/and I'm still here. Turns out the whole "stars going out" thing was just clouds. False alarm.
//email box is cleared out and ready to receive the flood of celebration BIE
///why am I suddenly hearing a cricket chirping???
 
2012-12-21 06:19:04 AM
Uh.... if the Mayan calender ends on the 21st, that means we still have the whole day yet.
Doomsday is midnight Friday when the 21st ends.
 
2012-12-21 06:28:42 AM
Internet blackout day has begun because everyone will post REM and think they are original.
 
2012-12-21 06:29:47 AM

stu1-1: Uh.... if the Mayan calender ends on the 21st, that means we still have the whole day yet.
Doomsday is midnight Friday when the 21st ends.


Moving goalpost....
 
2012-12-21 06:34:00 AM

stu1-1: Uh.... if the Mayan calender ends on the 21st, that means we still have the whole day yet.
Doomsday is midnight Friday when the 21st ends.


That's right two night to party and get drunk, traditional for solstice I believe they got drunk for 3 days but they hard core but I do lik the old ways, Cheers
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-12-21 06:36:21 AM
I am honored to be the official panicker of Fark, as selected by comments in this thread. I believe I shall save my panic for Ragnarok, or change my name to Lif and go hide in a tree.

I'm taking my cat with me, though.
 
2012-12-21 06:37:05 AM

eddievercetti: Internet blackout day has begun because everyone will post REM and think they are original.


You mean like this?
Blackout
 
2012-12-21 06:40:52 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: I am honored to be the official panicker of Fark, as selected by comments in this thread. I believe I shall save my panic for Ragnarok, or change my name to Lif and go hide in a tree.

I'm taking my cat with me, though.


Hey, Ragnarok is serious business, those frost giants don't defeat themselves you know : )

But hell ya my kitty and I are gonna do some damage: p
 
2012-12-21 06:54:31 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Real Women Drink Akvavit: I am honored to be the official panicker of Fark, as selected by comments in this thread. I believe I shall save my panic for Ragnarok, or change my name to Lif and go hide in a tree.

I'm taking my cat with me, though.

Hey, Ragnarok is serious business, those frost giants don't defeat themselves you know : )

But hell ya my kitty and I are gonna do some damage: p


I've never seen a frost giant, even when I lived in Norway. I think Thor is doing a great job!
 
2012-12-21 06:56:40 AM
well. this isn't right. I'm in New Zealand, I should have been dead for over half an hour by now
 
2012-12-21 06:57:18 AM
I'M STILL ALIVE!!!  WOOOOO!

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2012-12-21 06:57:34 AM
Where's the KABOOM?! There was supposed to be an earth-shattering KABOOM!

/Marvin Martian ftw
 
2012-12-21 07:08:54 AM
Are we still here?  Death feels strangely like life.  If I'd known I'd have all these aches & pains even in death I'd... hmmm .... well I'd have done something different.

It is strangely white outside though.  I went to bed & everything was green & brown & now it's all a similar shade of white.  It seems to have also turned my 9 year old newfie into a puppy again given how she's out there frolicking around.  What a strange world I woke up to.

/at least the coffee is still hot & tastes good
 
2012-12-21 07:11:59 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: tinfoil-hat maggie: Real Women Drink Akvavit: I am honored to be the official panicker of Fark, as selected by comments in this thread. I believe I shall save my panic for Ragnarok, or change my name to Lif and go hide in a tree.

I'm taking my cat with me, though.

Hey, Ragnarok is serious business, those frost giants don't defeat themselves you know : )

But hell ya my kitty and I are gonna do some damage: p

I've never seen a frost giant, even when I lived in Norway. I think Thor is doing a great job!


Neither have I and if they ever need my help I'll be there even though Dionysus and Ceridwen are sorta my my favs right now well mostly Dionysus ; )
 
2012-12-21 07:13:29 AM

Recoil Therapy: Are we still here?  Death feels strangely like life.  If I'd known I'd have all these aches & pains even in death I'd... hmmm .... well I'd have done something different.

It is strangely white outside though.  I went to bed & everything was green & brown & now it's all a similar shade of white.  It seems to have also turned my 9 year old newfie into a puppy again given how she's out there frolicking around.  What a strange world I woke up to.

/at least the coffee is still hot & tastes good


Do Cthulhu snow sculptures with the white stuff. It will totally freak the neighbors out. Especially if you do it in their yards.

/wrong lore, I know, but I am easily amused and love my Cthulhu plushie
//don't get caught though, it ruins the surprise
 
2012-12-21 07:16:21 AM

sillydragon: Where's the KABOOM?! There was supposed to be an earth-shattering KABOOM!

/Marvin Martian ftw


My Wold of Warcraft Calendar ends on 12/31 so there's still time.
 
2012-12-21 07:22:08 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Recoil Therapy: Are we still here?  Death feels strangely like life.  If I'd known I'd have all these aches & pains even in death I'd... hmmm .... well I'd have done something different.

It is strangely white outside though.  I went to bed & everything was green & brown & now it's all a similar shade of white.  It seems to have also turned my 9 year old newfie into a puppy again given how she's out there frolicking around.  What a strange world I woke up to.

/at least the coffee is still hot & tastes good

Do Cthulhu snow sculptures with the white stuff. It will totally freak the neighbors out. Especially if you do it in their yards.

/wrong lore, I know, but I am easily amused and love my Cthulhu plushie
//don't get caught though, it ruins the surprise


Alright that's it I'm officially you're female stalker, sorry it's your own fault and well ya know I'm mostly harmless and will just worship you from afar mostly.
/Why, yes I am drunk why do you ask ; )
 
2012-12-21 07:22:18 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Dionysus


That one I am familiar with, the other, not at all. Then again, I've got such a huge focus on the Germanic/Nordic deities and there are so many differing  lore, I guess there's no way anyone could ever keep up with them all.

*shrugs, wanders off to garage for cig before googling the lore*
 
2012-12-21 07:23:30 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Do Cthulhu snow sculptures with the white stuff. It will totally freak the neighbors out. Especially if you do it in their yards.


Oooh, that is an awesome idea. Sadly my nearest neighbor is a couple hundred yards away & the footprints would make it obvious who did what (sadly in this particular instance anyway, the rest of the time it is nice being off by myself for the most part). That & I doubt that we got more than an inch at most, more than enough to freak out all the drivers who will have completely forgotten that they drove just fine in this stuff a few months ago, but not enough to make a decent snowball easily.

/but still an awesome idea
//salutes with the coffee cup
 
2012-12-21 07:30:20 AM
s11.postimage.org
 
2012-12-21 07:38:45 AM
Well, looks like we're still here.

I wonder if those doomsday preppers will try and get any of their money back.
 
2012-12-21 07:48:05 AM
So once again - Astrology has proven about as reliable as Lindsy Lohan's latest attempt at sobriety.

This is my shocked face.
 
2012-12-21 07:49:30 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Whomever put it up was either drunk


I bet a lot more drunk than ignorant.
 
2012-12-21 07:49:38 AM
In other news, the world still exists and I am now 43 years of age.
 
2012-12-21 07:49:51 AM

star_topology: I already have my "Carrier Lost" Facebook post ready to go, I can't wait to **CARRIER LOST**


I happen to be in the Eastern Hemisphere today, so I already made mine. It was really fun to stick it to those lousy Maya****CARRIER LOST****
 
2012-12-21 07:54:09 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Well, looks like we're still here.

I wonder if those doomsday preppers will try and get any of their money back.


Naw, they'll just claim the new era started today and the real collapse of society is any day now...
 
2012-12-21 07:55:41 AM

sillydragon: Where's the KABOOM?! There was supposed to be an earth-shattering KABOOM!


No boom today. Boom tomorrow.

/There's always a boom tomorrow.
/What? Look, somebody's got to have some damn perspective around here!
/Boom. Sooner or later. BOOM!
 
2012-12-21 07:56:55 AM

way south: sillydragon: Where's the KABOOM?! There was supposed to be an earth-shattering KABOOM!

No boom today. Boom tomorrow.

/There's always a boom tomorrow.
/What? Look, somebody's got to have some damn perspective around here!
/Boom. Sooner or later. BOOM!


Okay, you win - anytime someone gets in a B5 quote = instant win in my book.
 
2012-12-21 07:59:05 AM

Galileo's Daughter: In other news, the world still exists and I am now 43 years of age.


Nothing wrong with that don't worry men will blow it up sooner or later.
 
2012-12-21 08:08:07 AM
Is it pathetic that I'm bummed abut having to work and not being able to watch this thread all day?
 
2012-12-21 08:15:44 AM
Well, this was anti-climatic. I'm going to McDonald's for breakfast.
 
2012-12-21 08:20:26 AM

Earguy: Is it pathetic that I'm bummed abut having to work and not being able to watch this thread all day?


Not really, so long as you can drop by every break or so.
 
2012-12-21 08:21:33 AM

shizbgby_v2: Well, this was anti-climatic. I'm going to McDonald's for breakfast.


Gotta go to court this AM, crud. Well, at least I can go to court instead of seeing the world go to hell around me.
 
2012-12-21 08:27:21 AM
www.naderlibrary.com
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www.naderlibrary.com
 
2012-12-21 08:35:17 AM
Started putting together an "End of the World" playlist on Spotify to play in my classroom tomorrow. I teach high school art, so I get to be a little flexible, but I still kind of want to avoid screamo and death metal. Other than that though, suggestions for tracks to include would be very awesome.

Only requirements are that they not be incredible inappropriate for school ("Suck me off it's the end of the world" by The Frogs) and that it has something to do with the world ending.
 
2012-12-21 08:39:27 AM
Meh...need coffee...that last post was full of fail. The playlist is for today. Songs can't be INCREDIBLY (not incredible) inappropriate. Etc.
 
2012-12-21 08:51:20 AM

There's always The End by The Doors, you'd just need to cut it off before he heads down the hall...

Great Big Sea has a good version of REM's End of the World



/my tongue sprained itself trying to sing along...
 
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