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2012-12-21 02:39:36 AM
Everything starting to go dark!

Please kind Farkettes! One last BIE?
 
2012-12-21 02:39:50 AM

Ol' Derpy Bastard: The stars are right. Yea! I get to be eaten first.


Hehe, you better hope so Link
: )
 
2012-12-21 02:40:58 AM
So what time was the world supposed to end?  Midnight, 9 a.m., 4:20 p.m.?  And in what time zone?  The one where the temple is?  Was this already addressed?

Did I miss it?  I hate missing the end of the world.
 
2012-12-21 02:42:00 AM

Baz the Spaz: Everything starting to go dark!



Fapping DOES lead to blindness!
 
2012-12-21 02:42:53 AM
The 2012 movie did have it start with California falling into the ocean, so we've got about 20 min.

Farkettes, last chance to have me be calling out your name when I die! Quick, while the page refreshes!

BIE, EIP.

Pretty please? Wiith sugar on it? Heck, I'll put sugar on it. Whip cream too. And some chocolate sauce...

Just forward it to my bunk. KTHXBAI!
 
2012-12-21 02:46:32 AM

bluorangefyre: Ah, important Windows Update just popped up.  Really?

Also, just a quick reminder:  Japan would likely be leveled by a Godzilla attack if shiat was going down.


It's a little dangerous over here right now.  They're busy assembling the mechas right now.  The magical girls are holding the worst of it back for the moment, but nobody knows how long they can keep it up.
 
2012-12-21 02:46:46 AM
1:45 am, Central Time. Still here.

/blah
 
2012-12-21 02:48:27 AM

Baz the Spaz: Everything starting to go dark!


I had a dream, which was not all a dream.
The bright sun was extinguish'd, and the stars
Did wander darkling in the eternal space,
Rayless, and pathless, and the icy earth
Swung blind and blackening in the moonless air;
Morn came and went--and came, and brought no day,
And men forgot their passions in the dread
Of this their desolation; and all hearts
Were chill'd into a selfish prayer for light:
And they did live by watchfires--and the thrones,
The palaces of crowned kings--the huts,
The habitations of all things which dwell,
Were burnt for beacons; cities were consumed,
And men were gathered round their blazing homes
To look once more into each other's face;
Happy were those who dwelt within the eye
Of the volcanos, and their mountain-torch:
A fearful hope was all the world contain'd;
Forests were set on fire--but hour by hour
They fell and faded--and the crackling trunks
Extinguish'd with a crash--and all was black.
The brows of men by the despairing light
Wore an unearthly aspect, as by fits
The flashes fell upon them; some lay down
And hid their eyes and wept; and some did rest
Their chins upon their clenched hands, and smiled;
And others hurried to and fro, and fed
Their funeral piles with fuel, and looked up
With mad disquietude on the dull sky,
The pall of a past world; and then again
With curses cast them down upon the dust,
And gnash'd their teeth and howl'd: the wild birds shriek'd,
And, terrified, did flutter on the ground,
And flap their useless wings; the wildest brutes
Came tame and tremulous; and vipers crawl'd
And twined themselves among the multitude,
Hissing, but stingless--they were slain for food.
And War, which for a moment was no more,
Did glut himself again;--a meal was bought
With blood, and each sate sullenly apart
Gorging himself in gloom: no love was left;
All earth was but one thought--and that was death,
Immediate and inglorious; and the pang
Of famine fed upon all entrails--men
Died, and their bones were tombless as their flesh;
The meagre by the meagre were devoured,
Even dogs assail'd their masters, all save one,
And he was faithful to a corse, and kept
The birds and beasts and famish'd men at bay,
Till hunger clung them, or the dropping dead
Lured their lank jaws; himself sought out no food,
But with a piteous and perpetual moan,
And a quick desolate cry, licking the hand
Which answered not with a caress--he died.
The crowd was famish'd by degrees; but two
Of an enormous city did survive,
And they were enemies: they met beside
The dying embers of an altar-place
Where had been heap'd a mass of holy things
For an unholy usage; they raked up,
And shivering scraped with their cold skeleton hands
The feeble ashes, and their feeble breath
Blew for a little life, and made a flame
Which was a mockery; then they lifted up
Their eyes as it grew lighter, and beheld
Each other's aspects--saw, and shriek'd, and died--
Even of their mutual hideousness they died,
Unknowing who he was upon whose brow
Famine had written Fiend. The world was void,
The populous and the powerful--was a lump,
Seasonless, herbless, treeless, manless, lifeless--
A lump of death--a chaos of hard clay.
The rivers, lakes, and ocean all stood still,
And nothing stirred within their silent depths;
Ships sailorless lay rotting on the sea,
And their masts fell down piecemeal: as they dropp'd
They slept on the abyss without a surge--
The waves were dead; the tides were in their grave,
The moon their mistress had expir'd before;
The winds were withered in the stagnant air,
And the clouds perish'd; Darkness had no need
Of aid from them--She was the Universe.

- Lord Byron, "Darkness"
 
2012-12-21 02:49:37 AM
Less than fifteen minutes to midnight, and I'm halfway through my beer. I'm half inclined to check Trade Chat in WoW for kicks, but I'm worried about suffering irreversible brain damage. Ah well, but if the world ends soon anyway, it's not like it'll be a problem, right? :)

/I'm joking
//it's Barrens chat that is toxic to neurons
///Trade Chat is closer mentally to mild food poisoning
 
2012-12-21 02:53:28 AM

Baz the Spaz: Everything starting to go dark!


That's just because the Sun's gone down for a bit. It'll be back in another bit.
 
2012-12-21 02:57:05 AM
Less than five minutes to go for us West Coasters.

*sniff* I'll miss...... no one, I guess. I'll be dead.
 
2012-12-21 02:57:42 AM
Local bakery gets in on it:

sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-12-21 02:58:02 AM
Almost midnight here on the west coast.

There's lots of sirens outside for some reason.

I'm hanging on to my balls here.
 
2012-12-21 03:01:25 AM
Ha-ha! It's past midnight on the west coast and I made i

***CARRIER LOST***
 
2012-12-21 03:01:27 AM
*Checks clock.*

*Looks around the room.*

*Notices that the cats are passed out asleep.*

Well, that was anticlimactic. :-\

*Finishes beer.*
 
2012-12-21 03:01:58 AM
Welcome to the end of the world.


It's got that New Vegas brown to it. Huh.
 
2012-12-21 03:02:42 AM
Midnight in California!

*looks outside*

I think we're all good, dudes. So, Cthulhu will not be coming from this direction.

/gangbangers, however...
 
2012-12-21 03:06:53 AM
I wonder if I should open my Christmas presents now, just in case?

Ok, that was weird. Some odd rumbling outside.
 
2012-12-21 03:07:20 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Midnight in California!

*looks outside*

I think we're all good, dudes. So, Cthulhu will not be coming from this direction.

/gangbangers, however...


He might be going for Hawaii first as an appetizer. Y'know, have a quick luau and make some pina coladas and get buzzed to keep him going on the trip across the Pacific. It is a pretty big ocean, even for an Elder God.
 
2012-12-21 03:07:22 AM
Midnight here in Victoria. Just cracked my first La Fin Du Monde. Only 24 hours to go.
 
2012-12-21 03:11:21 AM
Whar Nibiru? WHAR???
 
2012-12-21 03:11:32 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Midnight in California!

*looks outside*

I think we're all good, dudes. So, Cthulhu will not be coming from this direction.

/gangbangers, however...


Has anybody checked on Argentina, you know since that would be the direction they would come from : )
 
2012-12-21 03:15:42 AM
23:45 until The History Channel gets canceled.
 
2012-12-21 03:23:24 AM

L33t Squirrel: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Midnight in California!

*looks outside*

I think we're all good, dudes. So, Cthulhu will not be coming from this direction.

/gangbangers, however...

He might be going for Hawaii first as an appetizer. Y'know, have a quick luau and make some pina coladas and get buzzed to keep him going on the trip across the Pacific. It is a pretty big ocean, even for an Elder God.


That's right! I totally forgot about Hawaii. Bad mems, dude. Always start with the nommie stuff first, just be sure to leave room for the main course. Native Hawaiians seem to be well marbled, but a bit on the small side. For an Elder God it would be like those horrid little cocktail weenies some people serve as apps.  Probs just annoy him  more.

I actually didn't like my vacation to Hawaii at all. I couldn't find a decent skate park there after going through the trouble of checking my favorite board onto the plane, everything was more expensive than being in Los Angeles, some weird dude with a fake accent was constantly hitting on me when he saw me and the pina coladas I had in Vegas at this one hotel were actually better (can't remember the name, got a bit tipsy, I did) than any I had in Hawaii. The only good thing about that trip was watching my sis surf. She's awesome at that.
 
2012-12-21 03:26:25 AM

Smackledorfer: Modguy: Coco LaFemme: I don't doubt that somewhere in this country, there is at least one person shiatting their pants in fear that the world will end tomorrow, and humanity will cease to exist.

That person is a farking nutter, and so is anyone else who agrees with them.

This describes the brother of my sister's boyfriend to a T. It's hilarious about how bad he is freaking out, and last night decided would be an excellent time to start stockpiling food and ammo (2 cases of water, some beans, and a staggering stockpile of 600 rounds of ammo. I about shiat from laughing so hard)

Pfft, 600 isn't staggering. I regularly mock gun nuts and 600 is only a handful of trips to the range.

Still hillarious that people buy into this shiat though.


I have a coworker that stocked up over 1500 rounds of ammo. It's pretty much the only thing they've talked about this week.

/sigh
 
2012-12-21 03:26:38 AM
I've stocked up on lube so I can spend the next 24 hours jerkin it just in case.

I've always planned to die while masturbating. The only drawback to this whole Apocalypse thing is that there's not going to be any mortifyingly awkward scene for somebody to have to clean-up afterwards.
 
2012-12-21 03:33:17 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Midnight in California!

*looks outside*

I think we're all good, dudes. So, Cthulhu will not be coming from this direction.

/gangbangers, however...

Has anybody checked on Argentina, you know since that would be the direction they would come from : )


After WWII, there was a huge rift in my family, so I actually have relatives down there. Turns out some of them were Nazi supporters back in Norway during the war. I did not know that as they are not spoken of often. When I tracked some of them down years ago, I got screamed at like never before. That has nothing to do with my generation, so I keep in touch with them anyway. I'll go check their FB status updates and if it says "we're all dead", I'll let ya know. I strongly suspect they will not.

In my family though, you never know what kinds of silly shenanigans will come out of one  of us.
 
2012-12-21 03:33:52 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: That's right! I totally forgot about Hawaii. Bad mems, dude. Always start with the nommie stuff first, just be sure to leave room for the main course. Native Hawaiians seem to be well marbled, but a bit on the small side. For an Elder God it would be like those horrid little cocktail weenies some people serve as apps.  Probs just annoy him  more.


Eh, good point. He'd probably fill up too fast if he hit some of the other Pacific islands first (dear gods, they consume SO much Spam!). Hopefully it gives him the chance to slow down a bit, as I've got a Young's Double Chocolate Stout and a Rogue Dead Guy Ale in the fridge that I'd like to finish before I'm driven mad and subsequently devoured. Y'know, get a good marinade going. :)
 
2012-12-21 03:45:58 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: tinfoil-hat maggie: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Midnight in California!

*looks outside*

I think we're all good, dudes. So, Cthulhu will not be coming from this direction.

/gangbangers, however...

Has anybody checked on Argentina, you know since that would be the direction they would come from : )

After WWII, there was a huge rift in my family, so I actually have relatives down there. Turns out some of them were Nazi supporters back in Norway during the war. I did not know that as they are not spoken of often. When I tracked some of them down years ago, I got screamed at like never before. That has nothing to do with my generation, so I keep in touch with them anyway. I'll go check their FB status updates and if it says "we're all dead", I'll let ya know. I strongly suspect they will not.

In my family though, you never know what kinds of silly shenanigans will come out of one  of us.


Wow, that's facinating, no really, I once new a guy one of his grandfathers fought under Patton in Euroe the other Grandfather fought in the 2nd Panzer Waffen SS. History is crazy like that.
 
2012-12-21 03:48:12 AM
Am I late?
 
2012-12-21 03:52:16 AM

L33t Squirrel: Real Women Drink Akvavit: That's right! I totally forgot about Hawaii. Bad mems, dude. Always start with the nommie stuff first, just be sure to leave room for the main course. Native Hawaiians seem to be well marbled, but a bit on the small side. For an Elder God it would be like those horrid little cocktail weenies some people serve as apps.  Probs just annoy him  more.

Eh, good point. He'd probably fill up too fast if he hit some of the other Pacific islands first (dear gods, they consume SO much Spam!). Hopefully it gives him the chance to slow down a bit, as I've got a Young's Double Chocolate Stout and a Rogue Dead Guy Ale in the fridge that I'd like to finish before I'm driven mad and subsequently devoured. Y'know, get a good marinade going. :)


How thoughtful of you! I've been marinading myself in Linie Akvavit. Wonder if they prefer dill or cardamon or a combo? As a chef type person, I feel the need to add a certain nuance to my flavor.

Oh, and Argentina is fine thus far, but they've still got a bit to go, according to their  http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/maya?p0=51 thingie. So it may still be a "the end is nigh!" kind of thing for some people.

/trolling Yahoo Answers and all the sobbing "I'm scared!" brats was fun though, so it's all worth it in the end
//wait until they hear about that one preacher and his prediction for Apocalypse on the 23rd
///perpetual terror of the idiotic, America's true fuel
 
2012-12-21 03:53:43 AM

Bingledak: Am I late?


Not really I think we have a few hours to go yet.
 
2012-12-21 03:57:05 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: //wait until they hear about that one preacher and his prediction for Apocalypse on the 23rd


There's another apocalypse planned?  What are they serving?  Maybe I'll skip this one and go to that one.  Two apocalypses in a few days get expensive to attend, you hate to show favorites, and do you wear the same outfit to them?
 
2012-12-21 04:05:51 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit:

That's right! I totally forgot about Hawaii. Bad mems, dude. Always start with the nommie stuff first, just be sure to leave room for the main course. Native Hawaiians seem to be well marbled, but a bit on the small side. For an Elder God it would be like those horrid little cocktail weenies some people serve as apps.  Probs just annoy him  more.


Wrong side of the international date line, Hawaii's always the last to know about something.

That's also the first time I've ever heard a kanak called "a bit on the small side'. Well, maybe against a Samoan or Micronesian...
 
2012-12-21 04:07:09 AM

Duck_of_Doom: Real Women Drink Akvavit: //wait until they hear about that one preacher and his prediction for Apocalypse on the 23rd

There's another apocalypse planned?  What are they serving?  Maybe I'll skip this one and go to that one.  Two apocalypses in a few days get expensive to attend, you hate to show favorites, and do you wear the same outfit to them?


Sorry you're gonna have to buy a new outfit, I mean what will people think if they see you wearing the same thing as they saw you wearing in the last apocalypse. Although I guess if you're going in a tux you could just change the tie, men are lucky like that ; )
 
2012-12-21 04:10:50 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Real Women Drink Akvavit: tinfoil-hat maggie: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Midnight in California!

*looks outside*

I think we're all good, dudes. So, Cthulhu will not be coming from this direction.

/gangbangers, however...

Has anybody checked on Argentina, you know since that would be the direction they would come from : )

After WWII, there was a huge rift in my family, so I actually have relatives down there. Turns out some of them were Nazi supporters back in Norway during the war. I did not know that as they are not spoken of often. When I tracked some of them down years ago, I got screamed at like never before. That has nothing to do with my generation, so I keep in touch with them anyway. I'll go check their FB status updates and if it says "we're all dead", I'll let ya know. I strongly suspect they will not.

In my family though, you never know what kinds of silly shenanigans will come out of one  of us.

Wow, that's facinating, no really, I once new a guy one of his grandfathers fought under Patton in Euroe the other Grandfather fought in the 2nd Panzer Waffen SS. History is crazy like that.


In my fam, the split was roughly 50/50. As long as we don't remind my Gran I'm half German myself (she forgets things), she's cool with me. Any other German though - they run the risk of being run down by a motorized wheelchair if she finds out they're German.

Duck_of_Doom: Real Women Drink Akvavit: //wait until they hear about that one preacher and his prediction for Apocalypse on the 23rd

There's another apocalypse planned?  What are they serving?  Maybe I'll skip this one and go to that one.  Two apocalypses in a few days get expensive to attend, you hate to show favorites, and do you wear the same outfit to them?



Attire for the apocalypse is always optional, just as it is on Fark. I'll most likely be having one of my "underpants only" personal dance parties to some sort of heavy metal while drinking heavily, in the garage of my home. However, this apocalypse on the 23rd is a "Christian" prophecy, so it may be the "one TRUE prophecy" or some silliness. I'll just quietly wait for Ragnarok, like a good little Nordic type Heathen wench.

No I won't. I'll just live life. The world could end for any of us at any time for many reasons, so why stress? Live your life, do good when you can, and don't worry about any potential afterlife or lack thereof. Just look both ways before crossing the street and you're probably fine.
 
2012-12-21 04:11:48 AM
Duck_of_Doom: There's another apocalypse planned?  What are they serving?  Maybe I'll skip this one and go to that one.  Two apocalypses in a few days get expensive to attend, you hate to show favorites, and do you wear the same outfit to them?

I'm in comfy Hello Kitty flannels, so unless The Doctor or someone else really cool shows up I'm not going to bother. But then, as previous Companions have shown, arriving in one's nightclothes does not prevent one from having a very good time.
 
2012-12-21 04:14:18 AM
Rudy's on the midway
and Jacob's in the hole
the monkey's on the ladder
the devil shovels coal
with crows as big as airplanes
the lion has three heads
and someone will eat the skin that he sheds
and the earth died screaming
the earth died screaming
while I lay dreaming of you

Well hell doesn't want you
and heaven is full
bring me some water
put it in this skull
I walk between the raindrops
wait in bug house square
and the army ants
they leave nothin' but the bones
and the earth died screaming while I lay dreaming of you

There was thunder there was lightning
then the stars went out and the moon fell from the sky
it rained mackerel it rained trout
and the great day of wrath has come
and here's mud in your big red eye
the poker's in the fire and the locusts take the sky
and the earth died screaming while I lay dreaming of you


Tom Waits - "Earth Died Screaming"
 
2012-12-21 04:15:24 AM

L33t Squirrel: I'm in comfy Hello Kitty flannels, so unless The Doctor or someone else really cool shows up I'm not going to bother. But then, as previous Companions have shown, arriving in one's nightclothes does not prevent one from having a very good time.



Yeah, but then again, things can get really really weird surprisingly fast.

i1127.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-21 04:15:44 AM

Ishidan: Real Women Drink Akvavit:

That's right! I totally forgot about Hawaii. Bad mems, dude. Always start with the nommie stuff first, just be sure to leave room for the main course. Native Hawaiians seem to be well marbled, but a bit on the small side. For an Elder God it would be like those horrid little cocktail weenies some people serve as apps.  Probs just annoy him  more.

Wrong side of the international date line, Hawaii's always the last to know about something.

That's also the first time I've ever heard a kanak called "a bit on the small side'. Well, maybe against a Samoan or Micronesian...


I meant they are short. Nordic heritage does not always give one great height, but it does give a slight advantage in the "how's the weather up there?" department. At least in my family it does. I have female cousins who are over six feet tall, which is freakishly tall, even for Norwegians.

I guess a lifetime in Cali has stunted my growth. Must be all the Tofu.
 
2012-12-21 04:19:18 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Attire for the apocalypse is always optional, just as it is on Fark. I'll most likely be having one of my "underpants only" personal dance parties to some sort of heavy metal while drinking heavily, in the garage of my home. However, this apocalypse on the 23rd is a "Christian" prophecy, so it may be the "one TRUE prophecy" or some silliness. I'll just quietly wait for Ragnarok, like a good little Nordic type Heathen wench.


I wanna party with you ; )
 
2012-12-21 04:22:52 AM

Snapper Carr: Yeah, but then again, things can get really really weird surprisingly fast.

[i1127.photobucket.com image 230x282]


Thanks for the reminder, I do have a towel handy. And while I've been drinking beer, I'm a tad short on peanuts. I wonder if pretzels can substitute.
 
2012-12-21 04:24:03 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Sorry you're gonna have to buy a new outfit, I mean what will people think if they see you wearing the same thing as they saw you wearing in the last apocalypse. Although I guess if you're going in a tux you could just change the tie, men are lucky like that ; )


So you're saying I should cross-dress?

You're right though, how gauche can someone be to wear the same outfit to both?

L33t Squirrel: I'm in comfy Hello Kitty flannels, so unless The Doctor or someone else really cool shows up I'm not going to bother. But then, as previous Companions have shown, arriving in one's nightclothes does not prevent one from having a very good time.


Woohoo Hello Kitty!  If Ten could show up for an alien invasion in his pajamas, then the Doctor can pick me up in my nightgown.  The arms are all stretched, so he'll see plenty of side-boob.

Real Women Drink Akvavit: No I won't. I'll just live life. The world could end for any of us at any time for many reasons, so why stress? Live your life, do good when you can, and don't worry about any potential afterlife or lack thereof. Just look both ways before crossing the street and you're probably fine.

I'll drink to that.  :)
 
2012-12-21 04:30:17 AM

Duck_of_Doom: tinfoil-hat maggie: Sorry you're gonna have to buy a new outfit, I mean what will people think if they see you wearing the same thing as they saw you wearing in the last apocalypse. Although I guess if you're going in a tux you could just change the tie, men are lucky like that ; )

So you're saying I should cross-dress?

You're right though, how gauche can someone be to wear the same outfit to both?

L33t Squirrel: I'm in comfy Hello Kitty flannels, so unless The Doctor or someone else really cool shows up I'm not going to bother. But then, as previous Companions have shown, arriving in one's nightclothes does not prevent one from having a very good time.

Woohoo Hello Kitty!  If Ten could show up for an alien invasion in his pajamas, then the Doctor can pick me up in my nightgown.  The arms are all stretched, so he'll see plenty of side-boob.

Real Women Drink Akvavit: No I won't. I'll just live life. The world could end for any of us at any time for many reasons, so why stress? Live your life, do good when you can, and don't worry about any potential afterlife or lack thereof. Just look both ways before crossing the street and you're probably fine.

I'll drink to that.  :)


Well I do love a woman in a tux : )
www.stanford.edu
 
2012-12-21 04:36:22 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Attire for the apocalypse is always optional, just as it is on Fark. I'll most likely be having one of my "underpants only" personal dance parties to some sort of heavy metal while drinking heavily, in the garage of my home. However, this apocalypse on the 23rd is a "Christian" prophecy, so it may be the "one TRUE prophecy" or some silliness. I'll just quietly wait for Ragnarok, like a good little Nordic type Heathen wench.

I wanna party with you ; )


Yay! I love parties! Especially when there is booze and heavy metal involved. I'll follow the Paula Deen rule of buying part of the nibbles and making just a few. It's all in the arrangement of the nibbles. And the butter. Lots and lots of butter.

Duck_of_Doom: tinfoil-hat maggie: Sorry you're gonna have to buy a new outfit, I mean what will people think if they see you wearing the same thing as they saw you wearing in the last apocalypse. Although I guess if you're going in a tux you could just change the tie, men are lucky like that ; )

Real Women Drink Akvavit: No I won't. I'll just live life. The world could end for any of us at any time for many reasons, so why stress? Live your life, do good when you can, and don't worry about any potential afterlife or lack thereof. Just look both ways before crossing the street and you're probably fine.

I'll drink to that.  :)


Let me fill my favorite drinking horn, and we shall have a toast. Either that or I'll just check the personal liquor cabinet in my closet to make sure my sis didn't run off with my Patron Gold and we'll go straight for the tequila, no training wheels and right outta the bottle. I do not fear your germs, cuz mine are mightier! RAWR!
 
2012-12-21 04:38:04 AM

L33t Squirrel: Snapper Carr: Yeah, but then again, things can get really really weird surprisingly fast.

[i1127.photobucket.com image 230x282]

Thanks for the reminder, I do have a towel handy. And while I've been drinking beer, I'm a tad short on peanuts. I wonder if pretzels can substitute.


Salted pretzels should do. I'm fairly certain the salt content's the important bit.
 
2012-12-21 04:41:04 AM
Happy Quetzalcoatl Day! We all gon' die!

/Been drinking,
//Anybody trying the ol' Doomsday BIE yet?
///Whoop... yup.
 
2012-12-21 04:46:17 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: tinfoil-hat maggie: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Attire for the apocalypse is always optional, just as it is on Fark. I'll most likely be having one of my "underpants only" personal dance parties to some sort of heavy metal while drinking heavily, in the garage of my home. However, this apocalypse on the 23rd is a "Christian" prophecy, so it may be the "one TRUE prophecy" or some silliness. I'll just quietly wait for Ragnarok, like a good little Nordic type Heathen wench.

I wanna party with you ; )

Yay! I love parties! Especially when there is booze and heavy metal involved. I'll follow the Paula Deen rule of buying part of the nibbles and making just a few. It's all in the arrangement of the nibbles. And the butter. Lots and lots of butter.

Duck_of_Doom: tinfoil-hat maggie: Sorry you're gonna have to buy a new outfit, I mean what will people think if they see you wearing the same thing as they saw you wearing in the last apocalypse. Although I guess if you're going in a tux you could just change the tie, men are lucky like that ; )

Real Women Drink Akvavit: No I won't. I'll just live life. The world could end for any of us at any time for many reasons, so why stress? Live your life, do good when you can, and don't worry about any potential afterlife or lack thereof. Just look both ways before crossing the street and you're probably fine.

I'll drink to that.  :)

Let me fill my favorite drinking horn, and we shall have a toast. Either that or I'll just check the personal liquor cabinet in my closet to make sure my sis didn't run off with my Patron Gold and we'll go straight for the tequila, no training wheels and right outta the bottle. I do not fear your germs, cuz mine are mightier! RAWR!


Shots for everyone : )

And now I'm sure I wanna party with you ; )
 
2012-12-21 04:49:10 AM
Opps fark through my image away.
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2012-12-21 04:51:55 AM

Snapper Carr: Salted pretzels should do. I'm fairly certain the salt content's the important bit.


I thought it was protein. Well, there's some hot dogs in the fridge and I'm hungry, that should cover both contingencies. Also, I am in need of another beer. Gotta be nice and sloshed for the end of the world, wouldn't do to go and panic, would it? No idea where my Joo Jantha Peril-Sensitive Sunglasses are, though. Probably went and left them in the car or something.
 
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