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2012-12-21 01:25:10 AM  

vegaswench: So we went brown.  Guess they were right.


And completely laggy.
 
2012-12-21 01:26:07 AM  
How do I get BIE? My EIP is there, do I beg or sacrifice a Iggles win?
 
2012-12-21 01:26:11 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Alright whats up with the ugly brown backgound?

And a lovely Carol for the season : )


Cause the world's gone to shiat?
 
2012-12-21 01:28:54 AM  

eddievercetti: How do I get BIE? My EIP is there, do I beg or sacrifice a Iggles win?



Mix in a swirl more begging, a generous dash of pleading, and a spoonful of groveling.
 
2012-12-21 01:29:05 AM  

ShavedApe: tinfoil-hat maggie: Alright whats up with the ugly brown backgound?

And a lovely Carol for the season : )

Cause the world's gone to shiat?


I guess so.
Scary Soltice
 
2012-12-21 01:33:22 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: KellyX: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x649]

Love it, it made me giggle like mad : )


Thx for the TF, I'll try to make the most of it... at least for the next 24hrs or so...
 
2012-12-21 01:35:25 AM  
Seriously, is Fark not taking ages for anyone else to load?

That BG image is 2.95MB in size.. I'm assuming a few thousand people hitting the site and having to download that is Farking Fark
 
2012-12-21 01:35:50 AM  

styckx: vegaswench: So we went brown.  Guess they were right.

And completely laggy.


Hah..tethering off my verizon phone...no lag.
/grandfathered unlimited plan for the win!
 
2012-12-21 01:36:33 AM  

GypsyJoker: Every apocalypse thread needs this.


Great, now I have the overwhelming desire to watch Excalibur. Aw hell, I still got 6+ hours. Fark it!
 
2012-12-21 01:36:42 AM  
A brown out! What a crappy thing to happen
 
2012-12-21 01:38:01 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Alright whats up with the ugly brown backgound?


It's a big-ass picture of an Aztec calendar.
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-21 01:38:17 AM  

styckx: vegaswench: So we went brown.  Guess they were right.

And completely laggy.


It just keeps spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning!  Did anyone check on the servers?
 
2012-12-21 01:38:22 AM  
Is Fark using the not-Mayan not-calendar image as a background?
 
2012-12-21 01:39:10 AM  
Still alive in California
 
2012-12-21 01:39:24 AM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: [www.mrcostumes.com image 484x590]

She's coming for all of us!


Promises, promises...
 
2012-12-21 01:40:30 AM  

KellyX: tinfoil-hat maggie: KellyX: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x649]

Love it, it made me giggle like mad : )

Thx for the TF, I'll try to make the most of it... at least for the next 24hrs or so...


Ha, yep at least now when you die in the apocalypse you'll a TF'er, I think there is a special place in hell reserved ; )
 
2012-12-21 01:41:07 AM  
Is Fark running on Butt Fumble servers?
 
2012-12-21 01:44:07 AM  

Ivo Shandor: tinfoil-hat maggie: Alright whats up with the ugly brown backgound?

It's a big-ass picture of an Aztec calendar.
[i.imgur.com image 370x389]


Oh I know now, it almost loaded and I got to see half of it : )

/I'm guessing I'm not the only drunk tonight
 
2012-12-21 01:45:38 AM  

styckx: Holy shiat. Drew killed his own site by adding a background image that is the size of DVD rip.

And for farks sake why have they not fixed the right click dialog being overridden by Farks native editor [PASTE].


The dev team is working on it.
 
2012-12-21 01:45:42 AM  

ShavedApe: eddievercetti: How do I get BIE? My EIP is there, do I beg or sacrifice a Iggles win?


Mix in a swirl more begging, a generous dash of pleading, and a spoonful of groveling.


Be clever, be appreciative, be glad. Ya don't receive fine gifts from demanding them. And, in all cases:

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-12-21 01:48:47 AM  
Dig the new background. In the spirit of a season of madness, as it were.
 
2012-12-21 01:52:47 AM  

eddievercetti: Is Fark running on Butt Fumble servers?


25.media.tumblr.com

Well, I did hear he's looking for a job...
 
2012-12-21 01:52:59 AM  
I made it home, I was worried that it wouldn't be here.
 
2012-12-21 01:55:08 AM  
Only the End of the World Again

When they play the final chord and they let us all inside
I don't think I'll have the tickets for a roller coaster ride
But maybe ride the funhouse by the shining sea
Jesus Christ always looked like a carnie to me

Tell me how you have lost everything
How your hopes have flown the abyss on a broken wing
And you're sure that there are no new beginnings
And you can't win....

And it's only the end of the world again
Yeah it's only the end of the world again
This is only the end of the world, so let it go....

I hope the angels will look vaguely pornographic
I'd want to laughing at my life if it wasn't comitragic
They're casting for a Satan who will get the second billing
Gary Oldman may play the part as long as he is willing

Tell me how bad this world has broken your heart
That your soul is so ripped no one can sew back the parts
You cannot stand to duck the darts
Of fortune for one more day....

And it's only the end of the world again
Yeah it's only the end of the world again
This is only the end of the world, and I don't mind

There are no public apocalypses
It is a fiction,
There's only doomsdays of the heart
Don't go crying over your shattered wishes,
If wishes were horses
Then the French would never starve

Let's have fun....
Doesn't this Armageddon seem like a rerun.....
Hasn't it already been done? Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

I hope I don't get sick on the cosmic escalator
Or that I get kicked out of paradise for being a chronic masturbator
What you going to do oh wide eyed believer
If the guy that greets you is Osiris or Shiva
Or maybe this world is all that we receive at all.....

NOTICE: All lyrics @ Copyright G.W. Devon Pack 2011
 
2012-12-21 02:01:29 AM  
So do I have to repay  my student loans or not?!??! I need to know this shiat!
 
2012-12-21 02:01:40 AM  
i.imgur.com

It'll just be a realistic 3D model of the apocalypse.
 
2012-12-21 02:02:28 AM  
And now, the end is near, and I face the final curtain
 
2012-12-21 02:05:57 AM  
www.thebeveragestore.com

+

slog.thestranger.com

Any Seattle Farkettes up?
 
2012-12-21 02:07:27 AM  
I'm currently doing laundry so I can make sure I apocalypse in clean undies.
 
2012-12-21 02:10:17 AM  
I suppose I'd better get in one final epic fap session... just in case.

/be back in 7 or 8 minutes
 
2012-12-21 02:11:51 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Ivo Shandor: tinfoil-hat maggie: Alright whats up with the ugly brown backgound?

It's a big-ass picture of an Aztec calendar.
[i.imgur.com image 370x389]

Oh I know now, it almost loaded and I got to see half of it : )

/I'm guessing I'm not the only drunk tonight


Whomever put it up was either drunk or doesn't know the difference between Aztec & Mayan culture.

img.fark.net
 
2012-12-21 02:13:37 AM  
Hooray it's my last day on earth and I'm snowed in at a rest area in god damn Wisconsin.

/Beer beer everywhere but not a drop to drink....
 
2012-12-21 02:14:09 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: tinfoil-hat maggie: Ivo Shandor: tinfoil-hat maggie: Alright whats up with the ugly brown backgound?

It's a big-ass picture of an Aztec calendar.
[i.imgur.com image 370x389]

Oh I know now, it almost loaded and I got to see half of it : )

/I'm guessing I'm not the only drunk tonight

Whomever put it up was either drunk or doesn't know the difference between Aztec & Mayan culture.

[img.fark.net image 850x1416]


either? I'd guess both
 
2012-12-21 02:15:00 AM  

Rufus Lee King: 2X2L calling CQ...

2X2L calling CQ...

Isn't there anyone on the air?

Isn't there anyone on the air?

Isn't there...anyone?


Grover's Mill was a hoax, sorry
 
2012-12-21 02:16:50 AM  
Aw crap. I just looked outside. Overhead, without any fuss, the stars are going out.

Goodnight everyone, hope to see you all again in the next cycle of time.
 
2012-12-21 02:17:14 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: tinfoil-hat maggie: Ivo Shandor: tinfoil-hat maggie: Alright whats up with the ugly brown backgound?

It's a big-ass picture of an Aztec calendar.
[i.imgur.com image 370x389]

Oh I know now, it almost loaded and I got to see half of it : )

/I'm guessing I'm not the only drunk tonight

Whomever put it up was either drunk or doesn't know the difference between Aztec & Mayan culture.

[img.fark.net image 850x1416]


I'd say both : )

/Happy Solstice.
 
2012-12-21 02:17:19 AM  

Mikeyworld: ShavedApe: eddievercetti: How do I get BIE? My EIP is there, do I beg or sacrifice a Iggles win?


Mix in a swirl more begging, a generous dash of pleading, and a spoonful of groveling.

Be clever, be appreciative, be glad. Ya don't receive fine gifts from demanding them. And, in all cases:


I always laugh at rule #7 in that picture. I have yet to have a Farkette ask for a reply-dong.
 
2012-12-21 02:19:43 AM  
Thanks for putting up the AZTEC calendar, shiatheads.
 
2012-12-21 02:21:00 AM  
Elven twenty here on the West Coast. Time to snag a cold beer and see if anything interesting happens in the next half an hour. If the world does end, though, I'm going to be quite pissed about it, as the final Wheel of Time book isn't going to be released until January, and it would be the universe's rude joke to end everything before we got to see how THAT series ended.

/twenty farking years
//not like anyone else really cares
///I just want to see how it ends, however it does
 
2012-12-21 02:22:22 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


/may your profiles wear it with pride


Woot! My first... and.. last.. BADGE!
 
2012-12-21 02:25:12 AM  

ThatBillmanGuy: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


/may your profiles wear it with pride

Woot! My first... and.. last.. BADGE!


My cherry's busted too!
 
2012-12-21 02:27:12 AM  
While all the dolphins are leaving us, The Doctor is going to be saving us all!!!!!

/would it be bad if I try to pick up Amy, or the new companion of Oswin?
//mmmmmmmm accents.
 
2012-12-21 02:29:07 AM  

Somacandra: Thanks for putting up the AZTEC calendar, shiatheads.


Damn! No wonder all my clocks are off.
 
2012-12-21 02:31:40 AM  

Tellingthem: Bathia_Mapes: tinfoil-hat maggie: Ivo Shandor: tinfoil-hat maggie: Alright whats up with the ugly brown backgound?

It's a big-ass picture of an Aztec calendar.
[i.imgur.com image 370x389]

Oh I know now, it almost loaded and I got to see half of it : )

/I'm guessing I'm not the only drunk tonight

Whomever put it up was either drunk or doesn't know the difference between Aztec & Mayan culture.

[img.fark.net image 850x1416]

either? I'd guess both


And you're probably corrrect.
 
2012-12-21 02:33:20 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Bathia_Mapes: tinfoil-hat maggie: Ivo Shandor: tinfoil-hat maggie: Alright whats up with the ugly brown backgound?

It's a big-ass picture of an Aztec calendar.
[i.imgur.com image 370x389]

Oh I know now, it almost loaded and I got to see half of it : )

/I'm guessing I'm not the only drunk tonight

Whomever put it up was either drunk or doesn't know the difference between Aztec & Mayan culture.

[img.fark.net image 850x1416]

I'd say both : )

/Happy Solstice.


:-)
 
2012-12-21 02:36:19 AM  

Somacandra: Thanks for putting up the AZTEC calendar, shiatheads.


It's just as accurate as the Mayan one.
 
2012-12-21 02:37:02 AM  
The stars are right. Yea! I get to be eaten first.
 
2012-12-21 02:37:49 AM  

i.imgur.com

 
2012-12-21 02:39:36 AM  
Everything starting to go dark!

Please kind Farkettes! One last BIE?
 
2012-12-21 02:39:50 AM  

Ol' Derpy Bastard: The stars are right. Yea! I get to be eaten first.


Hehe, you better hope so Link
: )
 
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