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2012-12-21 12:32:19 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPkpqfx-TW8

I'm laying down on something that asks
Losing your way, getting way off track
Ain't no stopping, stops from coming
When tomorrow hits
When tomorrow hits
When tomorrow hits
What's easy for you comes so hard
What you got, never got too far
There's no stopping things from coming
When tomorrow hits
When tomorrow hits
When tomorrow hits - ah - look out
When tomorrow hits
It'll hit you hard
When tomorrow hits
It'll hit you hard
When tomorrow hits
It'll hit you hard
When tomorrow hits -- that's no doubt
 
2012-12-21 12:32:44 AM
I feel fine...
 
2012-12-21 12:32:46 AM
 
2012-12-21 12:34:01 AM
Any Farkettes doing some end-of-the-world BIE? If so, EIP!

/please and thanks!
 
2012-12-21 12:35:27 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-21 12:37:13 AM
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-12-21 12:38:05 AM
Why do some Farkers call female Farkers Farkettes? I think it's stupid.

/Something to ponder at world's end. Beer no. 5.
 
2012-12-21 12:39:52 AM

DanZero: bluorangefyre: DanZero: nascarcasm @nascarcasm

In case you're wondering, yes, there already is a film in production about tonight's epic event. Working title: "Apocalype No."

Well we have the fWc and fNc slowly appearing.  Next we'll have pacedogs battling ponies.

Nice thing about Nascarcasm, he's funny even in the off season

nascarcasm @nascarcasm

The #apocalypse has been completely overblown, and in the end. it won't happen. It's sorta like "Will Tony Run The #Indy500?" on steroids.


Nascarcasm in my apocalypse thread???

There's a reason you are blue 3, sir.

Late to the party, working Karl Strauss Red Trolley Ale number 3, what's everyone drinking tonight?...and my sincerest apologies to those unlucky enough to have to work during the end if the world)

/Not really
//yeah I am
///maybe
 
2012-12-21 12:41:40 AM
USB bent, MY LIFE IS RUINED!
 
2012-12-21 12:42:11 AM

steerforth: Why do some Farkers call female Farkers Farkettes? I think it's stupid.

/Something to ponder at world's end. Beer no. 5.


ask and ye shall receive.
 
2012-12-21 12:42:48 AM

KellyX: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x649]


Love it, it made me giggle like mad : )
 
2012-12-21 12:42:50 AM

steerforth: Why do some Farkers call female Farkers Farkettes? I think it's stupid.

/Something to ponder at world's end. Beer no. 5.


It has a little more class than. "Hey, Biatches!"

'Please' and 'thank you' are also good when requesting BIE

/eip
 
2012-12-21 12:43:57 AM

bluorangefyre: Bathia_Mapes: diaphoresis: Where did the Mayan Prophecy give the exact time and in which time zone?

Winter Solstice. It occurs at 11:12 a.m. UTC on December 21, 2012.

Can you translate that to American, please?  Because I'm thinking that's 6:12 AM Eastern, 3:12 AM Pacific, and just past midnight at Palin's house since she can see Russia from it.


Coordinated Universal Time (UTC) conversion chart.
 
2012-12-21 12:46:39 AM
What if we are already dead?
 
2012-12-21 12:46:47 AM

mr lawson: steerforth: Why do some Farkers call female Farkers Farkettes? I think it's stupid.

/Something to ponder at world's end. Beer no. 5.

ask and ye shall receive.


So in 2016, should she somehow survive TEOTW - unlikely as that seems from our current vantage point - Hillary's going to be known as Presidentette Clinton?
 
2012-12-21 12:47:55 AM
*** NO CARRIER ***
 
2012-12-21 12:48:42 AM

steerforth: Hillary's going to be known as Presidentette Clinton?


Be funny if it did.
 
2012-12-21 12:48:55 AM

Smackledorfer: Modguy: Coco LaFemme: I don't doubt that somewhere in this country, there is at least one person shiatting their pants in fear that the world will end tomorrow, and humanity will cease to exist.

That person is a farking nutter, and so is anyone else who agrees with them.

This describes the brother of my sister's boyfriend to a T. It's hilarious about how bad he is freaking out, and last night decided would be an excellent time to start stockpiling food and ammo (2 cases of water, some beans, and a staggering stockpile of 600 rounds of ammo. I about shiat from laughing so hard)

Pfft, 600 isn't staggering. I regularly mock gun nuts and 600 is only a handful of trips to the range.

Still hillarious that people buy into this shiat though.


thatsthejoke.jpg

:P Yes, 600 is so absurdly far from "staggering" that I couldn't help but laugh.
 
2012-12-21 12:49:07 AM

noblehammer16: What if we are already dead?



So Fark is Purgatory? An interesting theory.
 
2012-12-21 12:50:16 AM
I just wanted to be in the "End of the World" thread. I have nothing meaningful to add.

\except Slashies!
/or Back-Slashies!
\\Slashies
\\\Slashies
\\\\Slashies...the word has lost all meaning to me.
 
2012-12-21 12:52:17 AM
 
2012-12-21 12:53:44 AM

noblehammer16: What if we are already dead?


I was was once, I got better ; )
 
2012-12-21 12:54:08 AM
last
 
2012-12-21 12:54:24 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Just snapped this pic outside and I can't find my kids. Should I be concerned?
 
2012-12-21 12:57:48 AM
Gallows

This is the end of the world and we are bringing it home.
 
2012-12-21 12:58:58 AM
 
2012-12-21 12:58:59 AM

noblehammer16: What if we are already dead?


Some say that if we ever figure out the true meaning of life, it'll immediately be replaced. Some also say this has already happened.

/HHGG
//RIP Doug Adams
 
2012-12-21 12:59:54 AM

Cup Check: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 300x133]

Just snapped this pic outside and I can't find my kids. Should I be concerned?


Not at all. they are in a better place now.
 
2012-12-21 01:01:50 AM
Well it's been fun reading all of this, but I have zombies to fight. Have fun with the sky catching fire and the poles reversing and all of that.
 
2012-12-21 01:02:59 AM
On another note, anybody know why I'm getting bugged on every page to whitelist Fark, even with Adblock and NoSCript disabled?
 
2012-12-21 01:05:09 AM
Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
 
2012-12-21 01:05:11 AM

Bonanza Jellybean: On another note, anybody know why I'm getting bugged on every page to whitelist Fark, even with Adblock and NoSCript disabled?


Because you have Ablock and NoScript disabled : )
 
2012-12-21 01:05:25 AM

Bonanza Jellybean: On another note, anybody know why I'm getting bugged on every page to whitelist Fark, even with Adblock and NoSCript disabled?


Obviously, one or both are not completely turned off.
 
2012-12-21 01:05:32 AM

Bonanza Jellybean: On another note, anybody know why I'm getting bugged on every page to whitelist Fark, even with Adblock and NoSCript disabled?


Why are you asking me to whitelist you in my adblocker?

The majority of Fark's revenue comes from showing ads to our users. It pays for bandwidth, servers, bug fixing, and new development. If you're seeing a message from us asking nicely that you whitelist us in your adblocker, it's because we've noticed that you're not seeing ads. This could be because you've installed Adblock Plus or one of a number of other tools that blocks you from seeing ads.

We wish we could run Fark with no ads at all, but ads pay our bills. Bottom line: without ads, we couldn't exist. It doesn't matter if you never click on an ad; we get paid on the number of times we show an ad.

We work very hard to make sure that our ads are unobtrusive. We could make a lot more money if we allowed ads that were pop-ups, expandables, auto-playing audio, and the the like. Instead, a lot of effort goes into making sure those sorts of ads never make it onto Fark. Very rarely, one of these ads has made it through, so we spent months setting up a one-click reporting system that grabs the ad and runs an ad trace so we can remove it from the stream immediately.

So we're asking please...help us pay our bills. Whitelist us in your adblocking plugin. In Adblock Plus, you can select "Disable on fark.com" from your Adblock Plus menu. If you can't figure out how to whitelist Fark, please send us a "Tech question" Farkback.

If you can't (or won't) whitelist us in your ad blocker, please considering signing up for TotalFark.
 
2012-12-21 01:06:10 AM
 
2012-12-21 01:08:28 AM
Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom.
 
2012-12-21 01:08:29 AM
I am posting in this thread, but I don't know why. I've only read the first 250 comments.
 
2012-12-21 01:08:41 AM

mr lawson: Bonanza Jellybean: On another note, anybody know why I'm getting bugged on every page to whitelist Fark, even with Adblock and NoSCript disabled?

Why are you asking me to whitelist you in my adblocker?

The majority of Fark's revenue comes from showing ads to our users. It pays for bandwidth, servers, bug fixing, and new development. If you're seeing a message from us asking nicely that you whitelist us in your adblocker, it's because we've noticed that you're not seeing ads. This could be because you've installed Adblock Plus or one of a number of other tools that blocks you from seeing ads.

We wish we could run Fark with no ads at all, but ads pay our bills. Bottom line: without ads, we couldn't exist. It doesn't matter if you never click on an ad; we get paid on the number of times we show an ad.

We work very hard to make sure that our ads are unobtrusive. We could make a lot more money if we allowed ads that were pop-ups, expandables, auto-playing audio, and the the like. Instead, a lot of effort goes into making sure those sorts of ads never make it onto Fark. Very rarely, one of these ads has made it through, so we spent months setting up a one-click reporting system that grabs the ad and runs an ad trace so we can remove it from the stream immediately.

So we're asking please...help us pay our bills. Whitelist us in your adblocking plugin. In Adblock Plus, you can select "Disable on fark.com" from your Adblock Plus menu. If you can't figure out how to whitelist Fark, please send us a "Tech question" Farkback.

If you can't (or won't) whitelist us in your ad blocker, please considering signing up for TotalFark.


NOW he tells us
 
2012-12-21 01:09:55 AM
thank you, maggie!

/hums skeeter davis
 
2012-12-21 01:10:34 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."


HERO

www.geekscape.net
 
2012-12-21 01:12:21 AM

Omahawg: thank you, maggie!

/hums skeeter davis


Why does the sun go on shining....
 
2012-12-21 01:13:09 AM
"Klaatu barada nikto"

Did it work?
 
2012-12-21 01:14:03 AM

Omahawg: thank you, maggie!

/hums skeeter davis


Welcome hon, since I don't watch ads and all, and TF is a nice gift to give out for the holidays : )
 
2012-12-21 01:14:50 AM
Raveonettes - Into the Night


not particularly apocalyptic, just sounds cool.


And out.
 
2012-12-21 01:19:22 AM

Bonanza Jellybean: On another note, anybody know why I'm getting bugged on every page to whitelist Fark, even with Adblock and NoSCript disabled?


Do you have NoScript in the full "bend over and drop your shorts" mode? It's not enough to just whitelist fark.com. Even "temporarily allow all this page" doesn't work, because the scripts you've just enabled then want to run more scripts from other sites. It's turtles crapware all the way down.

/would be willing to allow ads for Fark if they were restricted to static JPGs served from a *.fark.com address
//no I will not watch videos or punch the monkey to win. Even animated GIFs cross the line.
 
2012-12-21 01:20:30 AM

bluorangefyre: Tellingthem: bluorangefyre: Grand_Moff_Joseph: hello?

Is there anybody in there?

Just nod if you can hear me.

Is there anyone at home?


Come on, now,

I hear you're feeling down.

/sorry Maggie
 
2012-12-21 01:23:00 AM
Holy shiat. Drew killed his own site by adding a background image that is the size of DVD rip.

And for farks sake why have they not fixed the right click dialog being overridden by Farks native editor [PASTE].
 
2012-12-21 01:23:11 AM

Cup Check: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 300x133]

Just snapped this pic outside and I can't find my kids. Should I be concerned?


OMG PONIES
 
2012-12-21 01:23:34 AM
Everything's so ... brown.
 
2012-12-21 01:23:48 AM
So we went brown.  Guess they were right.
 
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