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2012-12-20 11:25:18 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: ordinarysteve: I would hate to be a woman who is about to be consumed in a fiery Armageddon, and never have had posted a picture of my boobs to a fark thread.
/just saying... end of the world and all that

Well thankfully I have posted my boobies in many threads so I'm OK : )


And we love you for it :)

/EIP
 
2012-12-20 11:25:37 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: bluorangefyre: Well its the 21st in Newfoundland.  Are they dead?


The fact that the people of Newfoundland have not responded to your post does not bode well for them.


But truth be told, its doubtful Newfoundlanders have heard of Fark.
 
2012-12-20 11:26:09 PM  

WTF Indeed: ShavedApe: It's going to be fun seeing how many Farkette's get wasted and start taking pictures....

If the world does end tonight, I will be glad to know I'm not as desperate as this guy.


I'm a pessimist. I expect to have to go to work tomorrow. So for me, drinking must wait until tomorrow night.
 
2012-12-20 11:27:11 PM  
Well, just in case... BIE eip

Really, just in case. I'll have 6 hrs, 48 mins to enjoy

Thanks, have a nice afterlife
 
2012-12-20 11:27:25 PM  
Now that the world's ending, there'll be no better time to say this, but...

I hate each and everyone of you. Go to hell.

Except TMLO. You're alright.

/Unless we survive, then I'm just kidding.
 
2012-12-20 11:27:25 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: bluorangefyre: Well its the 21st in Newfoundland.  Are they dead?


The fact that the people of Newfoundland have not responded to your post does not bode well for them.


There are no people in Newfoundland.
 
2012-12-20 11:27:55 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Armbar!


TAP OUT YOU SON OF A BIATCH!

/remind me, why weren't either Punk-Jericho or Punk-Bryan nominated for Match of the Year?
//oh yeah, Vince hates Punk, Bryan and probably Jericho
 
2012-12-20 11:29:07 PM  

IcculusMaximus: Spiralmonkey: It's 3:43am here and the world hasn't ended and now I have to get up for work on 3 hours sleep. Might as well stay awake and hope the dormant volcano I live beside explodes.

I have no idea why that made me laugh so much.

If we get to see Christmas, have a merry one.


Thank you. Still wide awake and now got a lot more fark to read. No word on the volcano yet, fingers crossed....
 
2012-12-20 11:29:19 PM  

Gyrfalcon: There are no people in Newfoundland.



Well, not anymore.
 
2012-12-20 11:31:17 PM  
If there are any women here who decide to get drunk and show pictures of their tits to random men, all because the end of the world is nigh (supposedly), you should be kicked repeatedly in the coont until your uterus falls out.

Stupidity like that should earn you a one-way ticket out of the gene pool.
 
2012-12-20 11:31:57 PM  

The Mind Boggles: tinfoil-hat maggie: The Mind Boggles: Hey girl I've been wondering how you've been, good to see you : )

hey tfhm! i've been hanging in there. the silly season always has me busy
how you doin? ;)


I'm getting drunk and been drunk for a few days now ; )
Cheers
blog.chesterniteowl.com
 
2012-12-20 11:32:49 PM  
My neighbors are currently arguing about whether or not the Mayans bothered with daylight savings time. It is sort of hilariously awesome.
 
2012-12-20 11:33:06 PM  

Beerguy: tinfoil-hat maggie: ordinarysteve: I would hate to be a woman who is about to be consumed in a fiery Armageddon, and never have had posted a picture of my boobs to a fark thread.
/just saying... end of the world and all that

Well thankfully I have posted my boobies in many threads so I'm OK : )

And we love you for it :)

/EIP


Awwww : )
 
2012-12-20 11:33:06 PM  

PsiChick: thisisyourbrainonFark: I don't know what this is, but I like it.

[smhttp.14409.nexcesscdn.net image 550x365]

Please tell me you found more info, that looks like the sort of thing I will spend weeks  fapping to watching.


Got it from a GIS for sexy apocalypse. It's from a movie called Doomsday. From a review: "some hot, trashy Apocalyptic strippers and the mind defyingly hot Lee-Anne Liebenberg, who plays Viper, that hot warrior chick you've seen in the trailers. She is not in the film nearly enough, but every moment she's on screen, mmmm God damn."

filmschoolrejects.com
 
2012-12-20 11:33:14 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-20 11:33:17 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-20 11:34:19 PM  

Coco LaFemme: If there are any women here who decide to get drunk and show pictures of their tits to random men, all because the end of the world is nigh (supposedly), you should be kicked repeatedly in the coont until your uterus falls out.

Stupidity like that should earn you a one-way ticket out of the gene pool.


I used to like you :/

If I had any parts women wanted to see (or other men for that matter), I would share them.
 
2012-12-20 11:35:12 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-20 11:35:37 PM  

Zeno-25: [i.imgur.com image 320x320]


Kent Brockman: Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?
Professor: Yes I would, Kent.
 
2012-12-20 11:35:47 PM  

geom_00: DanZero

If the apocolypse DOES happen tonight, does that mean the Pirates Steelers would have made the playoffs?


FIXED!
 
2012-12-20 11:36:12 PM  

Coco LaFemme: If there are any women here who decide to get drunk and show pictures of their tits to random men, all because the end of the world is nigh (supposedly), you should be kicked repeatedly in the coont until your uterus falls out.

Stupidity like that should earn you a one-way ticket out of the gene pool.


getbusylivingblog.com
 
2012-12-20 11:36:34 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-20 11:36:56 PM  

Coco LaFemme: If there are any women here who decide to get drunk and show pictures of their tits to random men, all because the end of the world is nigh (supposedly), you should be kicked repeatedly in the coont until your uterus falls out.

Stupidity like that should earn you a one-way ticket out of the gene pool.


To be fair, if it wasn't for women like that callgirls wouldn't have a profession to fall back on.
 
2012-12-20 11:38:20 PM  

Smackledorfer: Coco LaFemme: If there are any women here who decide to get drunk and show pictures of their tits to random men, all because the end of the world is nigh (supposedly), you should be kicked repeatedly in the coont until your uterus falls out.

Stupidity like that should earn you a one-way ticket out of the gene pool.

I used to like you :/

If I had any parts women wanted to see (or other men for that matter), I would share them.


It smacks of sexual exploitation, and that skeeves me out so farking bad.  I can't stand it.  I would be equally annoyed with dudes sending pictures of their dongs around.
 
2012-12-20 11:38:42 PM  

bluorangefyre: DanZero: nascarcasm @nascarcasm

In case you're wondering, yes, there already is a film in production about tonight's epic event. Working title: "Apocalype No."

Well we have the fWc and fNc slowly appearing.  Next we'll have pacedogs battling ponies.


Nice thing about Nascarcasm, he's funny even in the off season



nascarcasm @nascarcasm

The #apocalypse has been completely overblown, and in the end. it won't happen. It's sorta like "Will Tony Run The #Indy500?" on steroids.
 
2012-12-20 11:39:12 PM  
25 min to go huh?  Maybe I'd better go let the dog out & hit the bathroom myself.  That way if the world ends I won't wet myself out of fear & my fuzzy hero won't piddle on the floor because of another loud noise....
 
2012-12-20 11:39:19 PM  
www.aceweekly.com
Today on Fark Busters, we see how many Quetzalcoatls it takes to bring down a Beowulf cluster of squirrels.
 
2012-12-20 11:39:21 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-20 11:39:21 PM  
I don't know if Henry survived being shot on Psych. And my car isn't paid off til March. So, no.
 
2012-12-20 11:40:23 PM  

DanZero: geom_00: DanZero

If the apocolypse DOES happen tonight, does that mean the Pirates Steelers Cubs would have made the playoffs won the World Series?

FIXED!


DOUBLE FIXED!!
 
2012-12-20 11:40:47 PM  
And just because I came off the Christopher Lee Greatest Hits thread:

www.wearysloth.com

I WILL BRING DESOLATION.... TO MANKIND

but first a message from True Value Hardware Stores
 
2012-12-20 11:42:33 PM  
I just wanted to fark the hottie dancer from "Sin City" just once..ok..mabye twice if i could have a smoke and a drink between bouts...but..NUUUUUUUU....NO SOUP FOR ME. Cries over Jessica Alba's pics.
 
2012-12-20 11:43:19 PM  

DanZero: bluorangefyre: DanZero: nascarcasm @nascarcasm

In case you're wondering, yes, there already is a film in production about tonight's epic event. Working title: "Apocalype No."

Well we have the fWc and fNc slowly appearing.  Next we'll have pacedogs battling ponies.

Nice thing about Nascarcasm, he's funny even in the off season

nascarcasm @nascarcasm

The #apocalypse has been completely overblown, and in the end. it won't happen. It's sorta like "Will Tony Run The #Indy500?" on steroids.


Yeah, I tweeted him already and said we had Holographic Dick Clark still in our arsenal, and quickly 'shopped together the pic towards the top of this thread.

/I'd prefer Holographic Dick Clark over Real Life Ryan Seacrest
//but if we don't get Holographic Dick Clark, then Carson Daly will do
 
2012-12-20 11:43:43 PM  

Recoil Therapy: 25 min to go huh?  Maybe I'd better go let the dog out & hit the bathroom myself.  That way if the world ends I won't wet myself out of fear & my fuzzy hero won't piddle on the floor because of another loud noise....


6 hours and 29 mins to go.

/don't be a puss...you can hold it
 
2012-12-20 11:44:06 PM  
i125.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-20 11:44:51 PM  
16 minutes and counting.
 
2012-12-20 11:44:57 PM  
I just started formatting a hard drive. I hope it finishes before d-day. It'll probably be harder to recover than when you loose power during a Windows update.
 
2012-12-20 11:45:02 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: PsiChick: thisisyourbrainonFark: I don't know what this is, but I like it.

[smhttp.14409.nexcesscdn.net image 550x365]

Please tell me you found more info, that looks like the sort of thing I will spend weeks  fapping to watching.

Got it from a GIS for sexy apocalypse. It's from a movie called Doomsday. From a review: "some hot, trashy Apocalyptic strippers and the mind defyingly hot Lee-Anne Liebenberg, who plays Viper, that hot warrior chick you've seen in the trailers. She is not in the film nearly enough, but every moment she's on screen, mmmm God damn."

filmschoolrejects.com


Dang. Oh, well, back to trawling GIS...

/Fark is such a bad influence on me. :p
 
2012-12-20 11:45:13 PM  

James!: I think we can tell you all now.  The $5 dollars a month is actually used to construct our ship.  Drew has never touched an alcoholic drink in his life, in fact the chemicals would be poison to his alien digestive system.

Also, and you're probably going to laugh about this later, but the destruction of the earth will be caused as we blow it up to give the Ultrafark a boost out of the gravitational pull of the sun.  No hard feelings right?


If the ship is designed as well as the Fark user interface and filter, I'll take my chances...
 
2012-12-20 11:45:28 PM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-20 11:45:52 PM  
Kneel, like the dogs that you are!

media-cache-lt0.pinterest.com
/hot hot hot!
 
2012-12-20 11:46:32 PM  

geom_00: 16 minutes and counting.


grrrrr...NO! 6 hours and 26 mins

/
 
2012-12-20 11:47:14 PM  

Coco LaFemme: If there are any women here who decide to get drunk and show pictures of their tits to random men, all because the end of the world is nigh (supposedly), you should be kicked repeatedly in the coont until your uterus falls out.

Stupidity like that should earn you a one-way ticket out of the gene pool.


I like to get drunk and show pictures of other women's tits to random men, pretending they are mine. It's funner than uterine prolapse.
 
2012-12-20 11:47:49 PM  
MAYAN PREPPERS.....!!!!!!


cache.gawkerassets.com

I THOUGHT YOU SAID "BRIAN PEPPERS"
 
2012-12-20 11:49:12 PM  
PYH
Protect
Your
Holes
 
2012-12-20 11:49:12 PM  
There's a lady on my flight (i'm at 37k right now) that is freaking out about every tiny little bump.  It's kind of funny.  She's also pretty hot.  So that's a bonus.
 
2012-12-20 11:49:22 PM  
Hey, I was just diversifying my portfolio to take advantage of long term investment strategies -- what did I miss?
 
2012-12-20 11:49:25 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Smackledorfer: Coco LaFemme: If there are any women here who decide to get drunk and show pictures of their tits to random men, all because the end of the world is nigh (supposedly), you should be kicked repeatedly in the coont until your uterus falls out.

Stupidity like that should earn you a one-way ticket out of the gene pool.

I used to like you :/

If I had any parts women wanted to see (or other men for that matter), I would share them.

It smacks of sexual exploitation, and that skeeves me out so farking bad.  I can't stand it.  I would be equally annoyed with dudes sending pictures of their dongs around.


Who gets exploited if both sexes are doing it?

I can see the argument that women get exploited in all sorts of situations, but a boob over the internet for a spot of fun? Isn't it you who would be demeaning to women by saying they are incapable of making decisions like that without it being victimization by men?

I'm open to convincing. Equally open to letting it slide. I don't want to force anyone to discuss something they don't want to (not that I could, but you know what I mean).

Ten minutes to go.
 
2012-12-20 11:49:51 PM  
 
2012-12-20 11:50:40 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Whoever is the final Last Man Standing, please turn out the lights before the thread closes for good.


LMS?
 
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