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2012-12-20 11:49:22 PM
Hey, I was just diversifying my portfolio to take advantage of long term investment strategies -- what did I miss?
 
2012-12-20 11:49:25 PM

Coco LaFemme: Smackledorfer: Coco LaFemme: If there are any women here who decide to get drunk and show pictures of their tits to random men, all because the end of the world is nigh (supposedly), you should be kicked repeatedly in the coont until your uterus falls out.

Stupidity like that should earn you a one-way ticket out of the gene pool.

I used to like you :/

If I had any parts women wanted to see (or other men for that matter), I would share them.

It smacks of sexual exploitation, and that skeeves me out so farking bad.  I can't stand it.  I would be equally annoyed with dudes sending pictures of their dongs around.


Who gets exploited if both sexes are doing it?

I can see the argument that women get exploited in all sorts of situations, but a boob over the internet for a spot of fun? Isn't it you who would be demeaning to women by saying they are incapable of making decisions like that without it being victimization by men?

I'm open to convincing. Equally open to letting it slide. I don't want to force anyone to discuss something they don't want to (not that I could, but you know what I mean).

Ten minutes to go.
 
2012-12-20 11:49:51 PM
 
2012-12-20 11:50:40 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Whoever is the final Last Man Standing, please turn out the lights before the thread closes for good.


LMS?
 
2012-12-20 11:51:03 PM

diaphoresis: Where did the Mayan Prophecy give the exact time and in which time zone?


Winter Solstice. It occurs at 11:12 a.m. UTC on December 21, 2012.
 
2012-12-20 11:51:28 PM

TheManofPA: PYH
Protect
Your
Holes


I'm watching that right now

/thats going to sound really weird out of context
 
2012-12-20 11:51:34 PM

TheNameIs_Horace: MAYAN PREPPERS.....!!!!!!


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I THOUGHT YOU SAID "BRIAN PEPPERS"


DAMN YOU!!!!!  I'd finally forgotten about that, and you go and show it!!!
 
2012-12-20 11:52:06 PM
So comes the end.

/I've always hated you
 
2012-12-20 11:52:11 PM
I got my towel, 4 bottles of whiskey, a carton of smokes, and  http://youtu.be/WLzseIR1_do on repeat. I say bring it on Mayans!
 
2012-12-20 11:52:26 PM

Smackledorfer: Coco LaFemme: Smackledorfer: Coco LaFemme: If there are any women here who decide to get drunk and show pictures of their tits to random men, all because the end of the world is nigh (supposedly), you should be kicked repeatedly in the coont until your uterus falls out.

Stupidity like that should earn you a one-way ticket out of the gene pool.

I used to like you :/

If I had any parts women wanted to see (or other men for that matter), I would share them.

It smacks of sexual exploitation, and that skeeves me out so farking bad.  I can't stand it.  I would be equally annoyed with dudes sending pictures of their dongs around.

Who gets exploited if both sexes are doing it?

I can see the argument that women get exploited in all sorts of situations, but a boob over the internet for a spot of fun? Isn't it you who would be demeaning to women by saying they are incapable of making decisions like that without it being victimization by men?

I'm open to convincing. Equally open to letting it slide. I don't want to force anyone to discuss something they don't want to (not that I could, but you know what I mean).

Ten minutes to go.


Smackledorfer: Coco LaFemme: Smackledorfer: Coco LaFemme: If there are any women here who decide to get drunk and show pictures of their tits to random men, all because the end of the world is nigh (supposedly), you should be kicked repeatedly in the coont until your uterus falls out.

Stupidity like that should earn you a one-way ticket out of the gene pool.

I used to like you :/

If I had any parts women wanted to see (or other men for that matter), I would share them.

It smacks of sexual exploitation, and that skeeves me out so farking bad.  I can't stand it.  I would be equally annoyed with dudes sending pictures of their dongs around.

Who gets exploited if both sexes are doing it?

I can see the argument that women get exploited in all sorts of situations, but a boob over the internet for a spot of fun? Isn't it you who would be demeaning to women by saying they are incapable of making decisions like that without it being victimization by men?

I'm open to convincing. Equally open to letting it slide. I don't want to force anyone to discuss something they don't want to (not that I could, but you know what I mean).

Ten minutes to go.


You'd be exploiting her by forcing her to go get her camera, whip out her boobies, take pictures of them, and then email them to strangers! You're doing that all with your misogynistic, manly, mind-powers!
 
2012-12-20 11:52:40 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-20 11:53:16 PM
www.teamtimeeip.com

Just sayin...
 
2012-12-20 11:53:38 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Winter Solstice. It occurs at 11:12 a.m. UTC on December 21, 2012.


I read (nasa) that it was 11:11:36 utc dec 21 '12

guess some are rounding up to the next min, or rounding down because of ELEVENTY!!!1111!
 
2012-12-20 11:53:53 PM
Hey... all of you imbeciles wondering how The Apocalypse works: Harold Camping was explicit about the fact that it starts at the International Date Line and travels around the world in a 24-hour process.

He was wrong ONLY on the specific date, and only wrong TWICE. How many times have YOU been wrong?

All right, then.
 
2012-12-20 11:54:10 PM

Bathia_Mapes: diaphoresis: Where did the Mayan Prophecy give the exact time and in which time zone?

Winter Solstice. It occurs at 11:12 a.m. UTC on December 21, 2012.


Can you translate that to American, please?  Because I'm thinking that's 6:12 AM Eastern, 3:12 AM Pacific, and just past midnight at Palin's house since she can see Russia from it.
 
2012-12-20 11:55:51 PM

Beerguy: tinfoil-hat maggie: Beerguy: tinfoil-hat maggie: ordinarysteve: I would hate to be a woman who is about to be consumed in a fiery Armageddon, and never have had posted a picture of my boobs to a fark thread.
/just saying... end of the world and all that

Well thankfully I have posted my boobies in many threads so I'm OK : )

And we love you for it :)

/EIP

Awwww : )

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Cheers! Maggie


Next round is on me!
 
2012-12-20 11:56:17 PM
 
2012-12-20 11:56:28 PM

bluorangefyre: Bathia_Mapes: diaphoresis: Where did the Mayan Prophecy give the exact time and in which time zone?

Winter Solstice. It occurs at 11:12 a.m. UTC on December 21, 2012.

Can you translate that to American, please?  Because I'm thinking that's 6:12 AM Eastern, 3:12 AM Pacific, and just past midnight at Palin's house since she can see Russia from it.


correct
6:11:36 am est
 
2012-12-20 11:56:59 PM
I don't know about you guys, but a zombie apocalypse would feel right just about now.
 
2012-12-20 11:57:40 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Beerguy: tinfoil-hat maggie: Beerguy: tinfoil-hat maggie: ordinarysteve: I would hate to be a woman who is about to be consumed in a fiery Armageddon, and never have had posted a picture of my boobs to a fark thread.
/just saying... end of the world and all that

Well thankfully I have posted my boobies in many threads so I'm OK : )

And we love you for it :)

/EIP

Awwww : )

[fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net image 850x637]

Cheers! Maggie

Next round is on me!


Bring it!
 
2012-12-20 11:58:48 PM

Beerguy: I don't know about you guys, but a zombie apocalypse would feel right just about now.


here you are
 
2012-12-20 11:58:54 PM

timharrod: Hey... all of you imbeciles wondering how The Apocalypse works: Harold Camping was explicit about the fact that it starts at the International Date Line and travels around the world in a 24-hour process.

He was wrong ONLY on the specific date, and only wrong TWICE. How many times have YOU been wrong?

All right, then.


I'm on the other side of the International Date Line, so I'm getting a kick...
 
2012-12-20 11:58:57 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-20 11:59:50 PM
In exactly one minute, everyone will shut the hell up. Thank the gods.
 
2012-12-20 11:59:58 PM
MCTHpostedatmidnightG
 
2012-12-20 11:59:58 PM
are we still here?
 
2012-12-21 12:00:11 AM
10 SECONDS!!!!
 
2012-12-21 12:00:14 AM
www.gamestar.hu
 
2012-12-21 12:00:27 AM
AND HERE WE GO!!!
 
2012-12-21 12:00:35 AM
Booooring. Time to go back to fapping.
 
2012-12-21 12:01:20 AM
Well that was fun.
 
2012-12-21 12:01:38 AM
Still here in CST!
 
2012-12-21 12:02:15 AM

TheManofPA: MCTHpostedatmidnightG

imgc.allpostersimages.com
 
2012-12-21 12:02:40 AM
Quick, everyone divide by zero!
 
2012-12-21 12:03:11 AM
so the next 24 hours should be exciting.
 
2012-12-21 12:03:17 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: Booooring. Time to go back to fapping.


That's just what the Mayans wanted you to think. Be all ready for the world to explode at midnight. Then a couple hours later, you get blown up and die with your pants around your ankles, porn on the computer, and a blow up doll on the couch next to you.
 
2012-12-21 12:03:32 AM

ArmednHammered: Quick, everyone divide by zero!


Holy shiat it worked.  The fundamental laws of the universe have changed.
 
2012-12-21 12:03:48 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-21 12:04:31 AM
Well guys, East coast reporting in, still watching my DVR of the League and ....carrier lost
 
2012-12-21 12:04:59 AM

ArmednHammered: Quick, everyone divide by zero!

reverse the polarity!


FTFY
 
2012-12-21 12:05:17 AM
Hello?

Cool! I finally have the thread to myself!

dailygrindhouse.com

D'OH!
 
2012-12-21 12:05:21 AM

basemetal: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x370]


For this day....this version works better
 
2012-12-21 12:05:32 AM

ShavedApe: PC LOAD LETTER: Booooring. Time to go back to fapping.

That's just what the Mayans wanted you to think. Be all ready for the world to explode at midnight. Then a couple hours later, you get blown up and die with your pants around your ankles, porn on the computer, and a blow up doll on the couch next to you.


Awww, you're just saying that.
 
2012-12-21 12:05:36 AM
BIE EIP

/Aztec calendar is the best calendar
 
2012-12-21 12:05:55 AM

TheManofPA: TheManofPA: MCTHpostedatmidnightG
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Damnit, you even botched the end of the world?!  :D
 
2012-12-21 12:05:58 AM
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-21 12:06:24 AM
It's 12:05 a.m. here in NC....and nothing.  Aww, shucks.
 
2012-12-21 12:06:58 AM
So BIE didn't happen? oh well, I've yet(been here since 03) get BIE anyways.
 
2012-12-21 12:07:13 AM
Oh, my God... people in the Eastern Time Zone (US) are assuming that since the world didn't end for THEM, it won't end at ALL.

/man, are you gonna look stupid on the other side
 
2012-12-21 12:07:27 AM
Well fark, I guess I am getting up for work in the morning.
 
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