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2012-12-20 11:08:59 PM  
No more GD titties?
 
2012-12-20 11:09:20 PM  

Fista-Phobia: No more GD titties?


Go to Reddit.
 
2012-12-20 11:09:25 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: [www.wwe.com image 232x245]

Apocalypse?!  U Can't See Me!


Well we know Cena wanted to squeeze out a sixth move of doom before doomsday, and he did so at TLC.

/I will personally armbar this thread towards gredunza levels
//wife about to go to bed, kids are sleeping, what else can I do?
 
2012-12-20 11:09:30 PM  

Natsumi: Lunch? what the hell is that?


It is the meal normally ate between breakfast and dinner, but that's not important right now.

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD DAMN IT!
 
2012-12-20 11:09:43 PM  

Nefarious: ekdikeo4: Someone clear this up for me? Was the last day on the calendar the 20th or the 21st?

If the 21st, we might have another 24 hrs left, and then it all just blanks out.

So this is how the world ends... not with a bang but with The Sopranos?


Could be, could be.  We don't really know how it will end.  Maybe something really bad happens to the gravitational pull of the sun, causing us to spin out of orbit, and the planets all move back a slot, and everything starts over with Venus replacing us.
 
2012-12-20 11:10:40 PM  

Modguy: Coco LaFemme: I don't doubt that somewhere in this country, there is at least one person shiatting their pants in fear that the world will end tomorrow, and humanity will cease to exist.

That person is a farking nutter, and so is anyone else who agrees with them.

This describes the brother of my sister's boyfriend to a T. It's hilarious about how bad he is freaking out, and last night decided would be an excellent time to start stockpiling food and ammo (2 cases of water, some beans, and a staggering stockpile of 600 rounds of ammo. I about shiat from laughing so hard)


Pfft, 600 isn't staggering. I regularly mock gun nuts and 600 is only a handful of trips to the range.

Still hillarious that people buy into this shiat though.
 
2012-12-20 11:10:57 PM  

Lava Lamp Repairman: It's already Dec 21 in some lands with funny accents.

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes,
an aeroplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn,
world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs.
Feed it off an aux speak,, grunt, no, strength,
The ladder starts to clatter with fear fight down height.
Wire in a fire, representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site.
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.
Team by team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped.
Look at that low playing!
Fine, then.
Uh oh, overflow, population, common food, but it'll do.
Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and the revered and the right - right.
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign towers.
Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn.
Locking in, uniforming, book burning, blood letting.
Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate.
Light a candle, light a votive. Step down, step down.
Watch your heel crush, crushed. Uh-oh, this means no fear cavalier.
Renegade steer clear! A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies.
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.
(I feel fine)

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide. Mountains sit in a line
Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Brezhnev. Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.
Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom!
You symbiotic, patriotic, slam book neck, right? Right.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine..


hey, i see a couple familiar logins here.

*waves* how ya been? :)
 
2012-12-20 11:10:57 PM  
img837.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-20 11:10:59 PM  
Well its the 21st in Newfoundland.  Are they dead?

/say that in Gargamel's voice
//"Newfoundland, are you dead?"
 
2012-12-20 11:11:33 PM  

cheap_thoughts: Quick someone sponsor me for totalfark, I need a place to hide!

No one really goes to totalfark anymore, do they?


No. Yes.
 
2012-12-20 11:11:57 PM  
Taco Bell Loaded Grillers....I WANT TO LIVE
 
2012-12-20 11:12:06 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I guess this is finally important now.


that poor, poor song. highly appropriate tonight in more ways than one.

/how ya doin, TMLO? :)
 
2012-12-20 11:12:42 PM  

Smackledorfer: Modguy: Coco LaFemme: I don't doubt that somewhere in this country, there is at least one person shiatting their pants in fear that the world will end tomorrow, and humanity will cease to exist.

That person is a farking nutter, and so is anyone else who agrees with them.

This describes the brother of my sister's boyfriend to a T. It's hilarious about how bad he is freaking out, and last night decided would be an excellent time to start stockpiling food and ammo (2 cases of water, some beans, and a staggering stockpile of 600 rounds of ammo. I about shiat from laughing so hard)

Pfft, 600 isn't staggering. I regularly mock gun nuts and 600 is only a handful of trips to the range.

Still hillarious that people buy into this shiat though.


Friend of mine told me it was wall-to-wall at his local gun store today.  Either they're preparing for the end of the world, or they're preparing for a new Assault Weapons Ban.
 
2012-12-20 11:12:42 PM  
www.christiancinema.com

images.zap2it.com

media.avclub.com
 
2012-12-20 11:12:51 PM  
The website, the world, all ablaze!

RIGHTEOUS FIRE!

imageshack.us
 
2012-12-20 11:13:18 PM  
I will laugh my ass off if there's an earthquake in California at midnight. Not big enough to do any damage, but big enough to scare the shiat out of my cousins.
 
2012-12-20 11:13:21 PM  
Maybe this whole last 13,000 years has been the end of the world, and we've survived that. Maybe things will be less shiatty for the next 13,000 years.
 
2012-12-20 11:13:26 PM  
Smackledorfer Yes. Zippy is over your head.
 
2012-12-20 11:13:43 PM  

bluorangefyre: Either they're preparing for the end of the world, or they're preparing for a new Assault Weapons Ban.


To some, they are one and the same.
 
2012-12-20 11:14:33 PM  

AbiNormal: I will laugh my ass off if there's an earthquake in California at midnight. Not big enough to do any damage, but big enough to scare the shiat out of my cousins.


Well you know it starts with an earthq... nevermind that would just drive this thread into a loop.
 
2012-12-20 11:14:50 PM  
Ah, important Windows Update just popped up.  Really?

Also, just a quick reminder:  Japan would likely be leveled by a Godzilla attack if shiat was going down.
 
2012-12-20 11:15:09 PM  
Hey Drew, can you nuke the Politics Tab at midnight just to freak out the people that seem to live there?
 
2012-12-20 11:16:06 PM  
The Mind Boggles: Hey girl I've been wondering how you've been, good to see you : )
 
2012-12-20 11:16:42 PM  

epoc_tnac: Maybe this whole last 13,000 years has been the end of the world, and we've survived that. Maybe things will be less shiatty for the next 13,000 years.


From what I read, apparently Mayans celebrated the end of a ba'ktun.  So maybe we're all supposed to party then?
 
2012-12-20 11:16:49 PM  

bluorangefyre: Ah, important Windows Update just popped up.  Really?


0.tqn.com
 
2012-12-20 11:16:58 PM  

bluorangefyre: Ah, important Windows Update just popped up.  Really?

Also, just a quick reminder:  Japan would likely be leveled by a Godzilla attack if shiat was going down.


It's to patch the Mayan calender for those users using it instead of the Gregorian one.
 
2012-12-20 11:17:02 PM  

epoc_tnac: Maybe this whole last 13,000 years has been the end of the world, and we've survived that. Maybe things will be less shiatty for the next 13,000 years.


thats some nice optimism there. I predict the following to happen tomorrow in that spirit:

It sensibly snows
reformed gun control and taxing the rich proposed by the Repubs
Mexicans ditch the drug business
The KC Cheifs find a real Quarter back
 
2012-12-20 11:17:05 PM  

WTF Indeed: steerforth: It's five minutes to three in the afternoon of Friday, December 21, here in Sydney. It's a lovely, sunny, warm day, I finished work at 1.30 and and I'm now on my second beer. The Mayans can go fark themselves.

So you're saying Australians are so unwanted that even the Mayans didn't care enough to add them to their Doomsday?


I misread that as "unwashed" and was about to get a little antsy.
 
2012-12-20 11:17:38 PM  
I don't know what this is, but I like it.

smhttp.14409.nexcesscdn.net
 
2012-12-20 11:17:44 PM  
I got called into work this morning at 3 a.m. and I have been up since.

So, fark it, I am going out exhausted and drunk.
 
2012-12-20 11:18:13 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-20 11:18:22 PM  

mr lawson: bluorangefyre: Ah, important Windows Update just popped up.  Really?

[0.tqn.com image 162x164]


Goodbye cruel world, I'm leaving here today
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye all you people, there's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind
Goodbye
 
2012-12-20 11:19:15 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

In case you're wondering, yes, there already is a film in production about tonight's epic event. Working title: "Apocalype No."
 
2012-12-20 11:19:21 PM  
I would hate to be a woman who is about to be consumed in a fiery Armageddon, and never have had posted a picture of my boobs to a fark thread.
/just saying... end of the world and all that
 
2012-12-20 11:19:59 PM  

thecpt: The KC Cheifs find a real Quarter back


Well since QB's drafted by the Chefs since 87 have a total of 0 wins for the Chefs we know that will never happen

/great googly moogly
 
2012-12-20 11:20:02 PM  

basemetal: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x382]


Only 2,012?  PFFT, I'd say a few hundred million, at least.
 
2012-12-20 11:20:18 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-20 11:20:51 PM  

Kevin72: Smackledorfer Yes. Zippy is over your head.


I was hoping to be taken by the hand and guided to it. Ah well, an hour of life left... I can't expect someone else to waste it on that :)
 
2012-12-20 11:21:00 PM  

mr lawson: Natsumi: Lunch? what the hell is that?

It is the meal normally ate between breakfast and dinner, but that's not important right now.

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD DAMN IT!


ok...
/slaves away quietly in corner...
 
2012-12-20 11:21:14 PM  
Am I dreaming?

It's a Brave New World.

/Steve Miller Band, I know nothing of the Book
 
2012-12-20 11:21:40 PM  

ordinarysteve: I would hate to be a woman who is about to be consumed in a fiery Armageddon, and never have had posted a picture of my boobs to a fark thread.
/just saying... end of the world and all that


Well thankfully I have posted my boobies in many threads so I'm OK : )
 
2012-12-20 11:22:14 PM  
DanZero

If the apocolypse DOES happen tonight, does that mean the Pirates would have made the playoffs?
 
2012-12-20 11:22:22 PM  

mr lawson: bluorangefyre: Ah, important Windows Update just popped up.  Really?

[0.tqn.com image 162x164]


domn.sopca.com
 
2012-12-20 11:22:45 PM  
At first I was all

25.media.tumblr.com

but then I was

a.abcnews.go.com
 
2012-12-20 11:22:49 PM  

DanZero: nascarcasm @nascarcasm

In case you're wondering, yes, there already is a film in production about tonight's epic event. Working title: "Apocalype No."


Well we have the fWc and fNc slowly appearing.  Next we'll have pacedogs battling ponies.
 
2012-12-20 11:22:51 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: The Mind Boggles: Hey girl I've been wondering how you've been, good to see you : )


hey tfhm! i've been hanging in there. the silly season always has me busy
how you doin? ;)
 
2012-12-20 11:22:53 PM  

stu1-1: [img837.imageshack.us image 627x417]


The funniest part of that for me is the blank weather report for Saturday.
 
2012-12-20 11:23:01 PM  

bluorangefyre: Well its the 21st in Newfoundland.  Are they dead?



The fact that the people of Newfoundland have not responded to your post does not bode well for them.
 
2012-12-20 11:23:32 PM  
It's going to be fun seeing how many Farkette's get wasted and start taking pictures....
 
2012-12-20 11:24:24 PM  

ShavedApe: It's going to be fun seeing how many Farkette's get wasted and start taking pictures....


If the world does end tonight, I will be glad to know I'm not as desperate as this guy.
 
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