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2012-12-20 10:51:00 PM

Nefarious: ordinarysteve: I really don't want to work tomorrow so I'm ambivalent towards the apocalypse. I bet that guy with 3000 lbs of rice and beef jerky is going to feel a bit silly tomorrow though.

I remember the build up to y2k with people saying you should have several weeks of water available since if the computers thought it was 1900 everything would go to shiat.


For the rice, maybe. But you can never have too much jerky.
 
2012-12-20 10:51:29 PM
I already have my "Carrier Lost" Facebook post ready to go, I can't wait to **CARRIER LOST**
 
2012-12-20 10:53:01 PM

ramblinwreck: Thought it was 11:11 central (the Mayan time zone)


nope..it is based on the time of the winter solstice. Every place on earth experiences it at the same time.
 
2012-12-20 10:53:11 PM

Kevin72: [zippythepinhead.com image 800x323]


Damn it - I just bought a Ford yesterday. Could have held onto my Jeep and spent the money on hookers and blow.

/Just don't have the hang of the end of the world
//Or Thursdays
 
2012-12-20 10:53:23 PM
This just in, nobody has heard from anyone in Australia for 6 hours!
 
2012-12-20 10:53:24 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: WTF Indeed: Also, everyone should click on all TMLO links. You never know, they not be the "Final Countdown"

Like this one!!!


MOTHERF*CKER!!!
 
2012-12-20 10:54:08 PM

Coco LaFemme: If the Mayans could predict the end of the world, how come they couldn't predict the Spanish invading?


Because no one expects the Spanish Invasion.
 
2012-12-20 10:54:26 PM
laughingsquid.com
 
2012-12-20 10:54:42 PM

Nefarious: ordinarysteve: I really don't want to work tomorrow so I'm ambivalent towards the apocalypse. I bet that guy with 3000 lbs of rice and beef jerky is going to feel a bit silly tomorrow though.

I remember the build up to y2k with people saying you should have several weeks of water available since if the computers thought it was 1900 everything would go to shiat.


Yeah and that actually did have a bit of legitimate reasoning behind it. I still don't have too much faith in the OS for Russian nukes. This shiat is based on ancient Mexican magic (Mayans were cool as fark though). At least the rapture fears resulted in some lulz. The shiatty part is that every generation has thought they were living in the end-times for thousands of years, so we will all have to listen to this crap again and again.
 
2012-12-20 10:54:57 PM
Orson Welles is on the Radio!
 
2012-12-20 10:54:58 PM

special20: Hi, I just want to say that I came from a bar where some douche canoe just ordered a bourbon and sprite. It's ok if the world ends - knowing that it has such douche canoes in it.


And YOU let him LIVE!

Heretic!
 
2012-12-20 10:55:25 PM
I have confirmed that the world will indeed end. I bought a carton of milk today and the expiration date read "eh, fark it".
 
2012-12-20 10:55:44 PM
Still here. The world isn't allowed to end until after I see the Doctor Who Christmas special, so, 5 more days. Sorry, guys.
 
2012-12-20 10:56:11 PM

Nefarious: ordinarysteve: I really don't want to work tomorrow so I'm ambivalent towards the apocalypse. I bet that guy with 3000 lbs of rice and beef jerky is going to feel a bit silly tomorrow though.

I remember the build up to y2k with people saying you should have several weeks of water available since if the computers thought it was 1900 everything would go to shiat.


lmao I worked at a casino during that nuttiness. We actually had to do drills on what to do in the event of a power outage. I was on midnights and thought I had to work at 1 and my shift was supposed to start at 11. Oops! If I was going to be late on New Year's Eve, I would have made it good and come in much, much later. One girl came in drunk. She said she mixed Tylenol with one drink. That was one smelly drink she must have had. Man, I'm rambling, I need to go to bed.
 
2012-12-20 10:56:31 PM

dennysgod: [laughingsquid.com image 564x640]



That's great.
 
2012-12-20 10:56:57 PM
It's five minutes to three in the afternoon of Friday, December 21, here in Sydney. It's a lovely, sunny, warm day, I finished work at 1.30 and and I'm now on my second beer. The Mayans can go fark themselves.
 
2012-12-20 10:58:02 PM
 
2012-12-20 10:58:53 PM

dennysgod: [laughingsquid.com image 564x640]


please tell me that was a real issue
 
2012-12-20 10:59:21 PM
The beginning of the end...is also the end of the beginning.
 
2012-12-20 10:59:25 PM

steerforth: It's five minutes to three in the afternoon of Friday, December 21, here in Sydney. It's a lovely, sunny, warm day, I finished work at 1.30 and and I'm now on my second beer. The Mayans can go fark themselves.


Your local time for T.E.O.T.W. would be 10:11:36 P.M.

/Keep drinking
 
2012-12-20 10:59:43 PM

James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.


Citation? How solid is the data?

And what is that in Pacific Time? 3am?

That's hardly enuf time to get the prtying done...an hour after the bars close. I'd better ask for a Beej in the parking lot, in case we run a little slow.
 
2012-12-20 11:00:11 PM
oi46.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-20 11:00:13 PM

Lava Lamp Repairman: It's already Dec 21 in some lands with funny accents.

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes,
an aeroplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
[...]


I didn't realize how farked up those lyrics are. I remember Microsoft wanted to use it to promote the release of Windows 95, but the band wouldn't let them. Wonder if they listened to the song first.

Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn,
world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs.
 
2012-12-20 11:00:19 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: WTF Indeed: Also, everyone should click on all TMLO links. You never know, they not be the "Final Countdown"

Like this one!!!


I always give TMLO the clickity clicks.

/never know might be a version i've never heard
 
2012-12-20 11:00:20 PM
My dad pointed out that its the MAYAN apocalypse so only Mayans and their descendants will disappear.
 
2012-12-20 11:00:35 PM

steerforth: It's five minutes to three in the afternoon of Friday, December 21, here in Sydney. It's a lovely, sunny, warm day, I finished work at 1.30 and and I'm now on my second beer. The Mayans can go fark themselves.


So you're saying Australians are so unwanted that even the Mayans didn't care enough to add them to their Doomsday?
 
2012-12-20 11:01:09 PM

mr lawson: steerforth: It's five minutes to three in the afternoon of Friday, December 21, here in Sydney. It's a lovely, sunny, warm day, I finished work at 1.30 and and I'm now on my second beer. The Mayans can go fark themselves.

Your local time for T.E.O.T.W. would be 10:11:36 P.M.

/Keep drinking


Okely dokely! Will do.
 
2012-12-20 11:01:12 PM

geom_00: Hey....TMLO

End of the world?
End of the World!
will there be pillaging and looting at the
End of the world?

/Not my best work.


I *still* like it, dagnabbit!


Gyrfalcon: MOTHERF*CKER!!!


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D
 
2012-12-20 11:01:36 PM
OK, so while Mike Mills is singing the "It's the end of the world..." refrain, Stipe has a vocal line that goes "Time I had some time alone," it just occurred to me what that line is all about.

R.E.M. is actually  welcoming a rapture or apocalyptic event, beause what  they're really saying is,  "[Good! It's about] time I had some time alone," hoping to being the last humans on earth?

So since we all can't be the last ones on earth, I guess none of us are going anywhere.

So here we are.  Yay for us.

/feels like this is a better NYE that 12/31/12 will be, anyway.
 
2012-12-20 11:01:39 PM
Its 6am in Namibia... i am still here...
 
2012-12-20 11:01:58 PM

maltedmothball: I always give TMLO the clickity clicks.

/never know might be a version i've never heard


*fistbump*

malted GETS it, yo!
 
2012-12-20 11:01:58 PM
www.mrcostumes.com

She's coming for all of us!
 
2012-12-20 11:02:06 PM

Prevailing Wind: If tomorrow comes and were all still here...I have soooo many farking Christmas presents to buy. My kids really should have held out for a better father.


Ya, I only wrapped empty boxes, so if this doesn't happen ...
 
2012-12-20 11:02:21 PM

Natsumi: Its 6am in Namibia... i am still here...


seven hours and 10 min to go.
 
2012-12-20 11:02:34 PM
Two suns in the sunset. Foe and friend, we were all equal in the end...
 
2012-12-20 11:03:54 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: [www.mrcostumes.com image 484x590]

She's coming for all of us!


Send her my way!
 
2012-12-20 11:04:11 PM
Someone clear this up for me? Was the last day on the calendar the 20th or the 21st?

If the 21st, we might have another 24 hrs left, and then it all just blanks out.
 
2012-12-20 11:04:20 PM
Got us again Rick.

a57.foxnews.com
 
2012-12-20 11:04:35 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I *still* like it, dagnabbit!


I thank you!
 
2012-12-20 11:05:12 PM

mr lawson: Natsumi: Its 6am in Namibia... i am still here...

seven hours and 10 min to go.


so it ends at 1 for me in Africa on the 21st?
dammit i did not want to go work today
 
2012-12-20 11:05:18 PM

ekdikeo4: Someone clear this up for me? Was the last day on the calendar the 20th or the 21st?

If the 21st, we might have another 24 hrs left, and then it all just blanks out.


So this is how the world ends... not with a bang but with The Sopranos?
 
2012-12-20 11:05:27 PM

basemetal: [www.funnycoolstuff.com image 400x300]


I am become Bozo, the Pie-Splatterer of Worlds.
 
2012-12-20 11:05:36 PM

ekdikeo4: Someone clear this up for me? Was the last day on the calendar the 20th or the 21st?

If the 21st, we might have another 24 hrs left, and then it all just blanks out.


no...you and the rest of the world, have 7 hours and 7 mins until the solstice.
 
2012-12-20 11:05:50 PM

Coco LaFemme: I don't doubt that somewhere in this country, there is at least one person shiatting their pants in fear that the world will end tomorrow, and humanity will cease to exist.

That person is a farking nutter, and so is anyone else who agrees with them.


This describes the brother of my sister's boyfriend to a T. It's hilarious about how bad he is freaking out, and last night decided would be an excellent time to start stockpiling food and ammo (2 cases of water, some beans, and a staggering stockpile of 600 rounds of ammo. I about shiat from laughing so hard)
 
2012-12-20 11:06:48 PM
Y'all are gonna feel so stupid when the world exists tomorrow.
 
2012-12-20 11:06:56 PM

Natsumi: mr lawson: Natsumi: Its 6am in Namibia... i am still here...

seven hours and 10 min to go.

so it ends at 1 for me in Africa on the 21st?
dammit i did not want to go work today


now you are getting how it works.
/take a loooooooong lunch break
 
2012-12-20 11:07:23 PM
This seems like a good thread to post in.
 
2012-12-20 11:07:31 PM

mr lawson: Natsumi: mr lawson: Natsumi: Its 6am in Namibia... i am still here...

seven hours and 10 min to go.

so it ends at 1 for me in Africa on the 21st?
dammit i did not want to go work today

now you are getting how it works.
/take a loooooooong lunch break


Lunch? what the hell is that?
 
2012-12-20 11:07:32 PM

doyner: Y'all are gonna feel so stupid when the world exists tomorrow.


some of us feel quite stupid now.
 
2012-12-20 11:08:54 PM

Solid Muldoon: [i165.photobucket.com image 448x336]


I have so many towels.
 
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