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2012-12-20 10:34:02 PM  
*squeenching eyes and fingers crossed *. Shambling zombies...please oh please oh please be shambling zombies...
 
2012-12-20 10:34:03 PM  
Last nine years have been ok, mostly. Still wouldnt mind an anstroid destroying this place. Its only going to get worse from here.
 
2012-12-20 10:34:06 PM  
Well, I have a date un an hour,so maybe I'll get laid before the end comes.... If it does. If not, yay me.

/Always look on the bright side of life
//*whistling*
 
2012-12-20 10:34:32 PM  
www.wwe.com

Apocalypse?!  U Can't See Me!
 
2012-12-20 10:35:06 PM  
"How long can Drew keep the servers up?"

preview.turbosquid.com

Drew: "Why didn't I take the BLUE pill?"
 
2012-12-20 10:35:08 PM  
I believe so strongly in a future that I went ahead and still ate my prunes today.
 
2012-12-20 10:35:29 PM  

cheap_thoughts: Quick someone sponsor me for totalfark, I need a place to hide!


Sure, why not? I received a surprise sponsorship yesterday so I might as well pass it on. Happy end of the world!
 
2012-12-20 10:35:48 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Igor Jakovsky: Colin O'Scopy: How long can Drew keep the servers up? Which tab will be the first to go? Will we finally see beyond the gates of UltraFark? Find out at the End of the World, tonight at midnight


Apparently he feeds his squirrel too much, so he has to spamvertise an ad banner at the top of the page. Must be an end-of-civilization quick cash-grab... ;-)

Hooefully the politics tab will be the first to go.

Hey now, that's half of my headline count!  XD


Haha you are the one who is responsible for some of those?
 
2012-12-20 10:36:01 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


/may your profiles wear it with pride

LAST
MAN
STANDING!

Maybe...but the last gredunza will be MINE!!  :D

/unless ShiningWizard takes it first


BAH GAWD, THAT GREDUNZA WILL BE MINE!!!

/shame I never get to participate in the threads with you smarks
//we'd better have one Monday because I'll actually be home for that!
 
2012-12-20 10:36:21 PM  
More tecate's, por favor.
 
2012-12-20 10:36:30 PM  

absurdlyclever.com

 
2012-12-20 10:37:08 PM  
i45.tinypic.com

Right now, I am drunk on beer and eating peanuts and ready to do some galactic hitchhiking! Got my sonic screwdriver, towel and Hitchhiker's Guide. Just waiting to flag down a passing ship before the Vogons destroy the Earth to make way for an Interstellar bypass.
 
2012-12-20 10:37:45 PM  

bigstoopidbruce: If tomorrow never comes
Will she know how much I loved her
Did I try in every way to show her every day
That she's my only one
And if my time on earth were through
And she must face this world without me
Is the love I gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes


Love some garth brooks
 
2012-12-20 10:37:47 PM  
You people are all:
lh5.googleusercontent.com

Also, everyone should click on all TMLO links. You never know, they not be the "Final Countdown"
 
2012-12-20 10:38:05 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Igor Jakovsky: Colin O'Scopy: How long can Drew keep the servers up? Which tab will be the first to go? Will we finally see beyond the gates of UltraFark? Find out at the End of the World, tonight at midnight


Apparently he feeds his squirrel too much, so he has to spamvertise an ad banner at the top of the page. Must be an end-of-civilization quick cash-grab... ;-)

Hooefully the politics tab will be the first to go.

Hey now, that's half of my headline count!  XD

Haha you are the one who is responsible for some of those?


Eh, a decent number anyway.  Though, I don't think any of mine will make the HOTY finals or anything.  :)
 
2012-12-20 10:39:55 PM  

FunkOut: I believe so strongly in a future that I went ahead and still ate my prunes today.


Happy Crapping!
 
2012-12-20 10:40:04 PM  

lh4.googleusercontent.com

 
2012-12-20 10:40:13 PM  

FunkOut: I believe so strongly in a future that I went ahead and still ate my prunes today.


Time might still be running out for you
 
2012-12-20 10:40:45 PM  
Good news, everyone:

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-12-20 10:41:02 PM  
 
2012-12-20 10:41:02 PM  

WTF Indeed: Also, everyone should click on all TMLO links. You never know, they not be the "Final Countdown"


Like this one!!!
 
2012-12-20 10:41:06 PM  

lh5.googleusercontent.com

 
2012-12-20 10:41:21 PM  

www.funnycoolstuff.com

 
2012-12-20 10:41:29 PM  
If the Mayans could predict the end of the world, how come they couldn't predict the Spanish invading?
 
2012-12-20 10:42:27 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Abox: Everyone relax...I arranged for a new identical world to begin at the moment this one ends. If all goes according to plan, the transition should be seamless.

Identical? You couldn't have made one almost identical, but... ya know... without minorities?


i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-20 10:42:32 PM  

James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.


3:11amPST according to my local paper.
 
2012-12-20 10:42:51 PM  

i369.photobucket.com

 
2012-12-20 10:42:53 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Igor Jakovsky: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Igor Jakovsky: Colin O'Scopy: How long can Drew keep the servers up? Which tab will be the first to go? Will we finally see beyond the gates of UltraFark? Find out at the End of the World, tonight at midnight


Apparently he feeds his squirrel too much, so he has to spamvertise an ad banner at the top of the page. Must be an end-of-civilization quick cash-grab... ;-)

Hooefully the politics tab will be the first to go.

Hey now, that's half of my headline count!  XD

Haha you are the one who is responsible for some of those?

Eh, a decent number anyway.  Though, I don't think any of mine will make the HOTY finals or anything.  :)


Quantity not quality? :)
 
2012-12-20 10:43:09 PM  
I just have this gut feeling that it was the Aztecs who were right all along about March 10th 2013.....
 
2012-12-20 10:43:20 PM  
I really don't want to work tomorrow so I'm ambivalent towards the apocalypse. I bet that guy with 3000 lbs of rice and beef jerky is going to feel a bit silly tomorrow though.
 
2012-12-20 10:43:30 PM  
It's 3:43am here and the world hasn't ended and now I have to get up for work on 3 hours sleep. Might as well stay awake and hope the dormant volcano I live beside explodes.
 
2012-12-20 10:43:30 PM  
It must be the end of the world. Two different TriMet drivers let me use an expired pass tonight.
 
2012-12-20 10:44:03 PM  
Hey....TMLO

End of the world?
End of the World!
will there be pillaging and looting at the
End of the world?

/Not my best work.
 
2012-12-20 10:44:19 PM  
I really should have asked around my neighborhood to see who believed this nonsense, then asked them if they wanted to sign their assets over to me for safekeeping. You know, just in case.
 
2012-12-20 10:45:15 PM  
has anybody stated that T.E.OT.W. is at 6:11 am EST yet?
 
2012-12-20 10:46:03 PM  

martid4: Klippoklondike: Everyone will wake up as the opposite gender

I'd be squatting down on a mirror admiring that thing!


Sounds good to me. I'll be posting pics later
 
2012-12-20 10:46:10 PM  
Hi, I just want to say that I came from a bar where some douche canoe just ordered a bourbon and sprite. It's ok if the world ends - knowing that it has such douche canoes in it.
 
2012-12-20 10:46:14 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Igor Jakovsky: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Igor Jakovsky: Colin O'Scopy: How long can Drew keep the servers up? Which tab will be the first to go? Will we finally see beyond the gates of UltraFark? Find out at the End of the World, tonight at midnight


Apparently he feeds his squirrel too much, so he has to spamvertise an ad banner at the top of the page. Must be an end-of-civilization quick cash-grab... ;-)

Hooefully the politics tab will be the first to go.

Hey now, that's half of my headline count!  XD

Haha you are the one who is responsible for some of those?

Eh, a decent number anyway.  Though, I don't think any of mine will make the HOTY finals or anything.  :)

Quantity not quality? :)


Well, at least in the politics tab, just stating the story works about as well as a good pun half of the time.  I've had some good ones over time, but I'll admit that I'm not the best at making really witty headlines.
 
2012-12-20 10:46:20 PM  
actually 6:11.36 (secs) a.m.
 
2012-12-20 10:46:25 PM  
at least that old REM song will stop coming up and i can stop humming it
 
2012-12-20 10:46:28 PM  
Gentlemen, it was a pleasure posting sarcastic comments with you. May your souls find peace in Mayan hell.
 
2012-12-20 10:46:29 PM  

ordinarysteve: I really don't want to work tomorrow so I'm ambivalent towards the apocalypse. I bet that guy with 3000 lbs of rice and beef jerky is going to feel a bit silly tomorrow though.


I remember the build up to y2k with people saying you should have several weeks of water available since if the computers thought it was 1900 everything would go to shiat.
 
2012-12-20 10:46:46 PM  

Spiralmonkey: It's 3:43am here and the world hasn't ended and now I have to get up for work on 3 hours sleep. Might as well stay awake and hope the dormant volcano I live beside explodes.


I have no idea why that made me laugh so much.

If we get to see Christmas, have a merry one.
 
2012-12-20 10:47:06 PM  
 
2012-12-20 10:47:23 PM  
I honestly thought I would be a Total Farker before it was all over.

/guess the joke was on me
 
2012-12-20 10:48:20 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: So, anyone for "X-Files"?


No, the Alien invasion date is December 22, the world ends on the 21. It's great, they spend decades working with the Syndicate preparing for the upcoming colonization only to find Earth destroyed the day before. My guess is that the Mayans somehow made it to the Alpha Centauri and saw the date Earth was to be demolished by the Vogons. Bypasses got to be built, what can you do? Always a day late and a Centauri dukat short as they say.
 
2012-12-20 10:48:49 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: bigstoopidbruce: If tomorrow never comes
Will she know how much I loved her
Did I try in every way to show her every day
That she's my only one
And if my time on earth were through
And she must face this world without me
Is the love I gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes

Love some garth brooks and Kent Blazy


/FTFY ;)
 
2012-12-20 10:49:11 PM  
Thought it was 11:11 central (the Mayan time zone)
 
2012-12-20 10:50:04 PM  
I can't believe how much hype this apocalypse shiat has gotten. How is this one different than all the other end of days predictions? Is it just because of the internet? I know a few nutters who actually believe it a little (not full on nutters, I couldn't be friends with that type).

/see you in the morning
 
2012-12-20 10:50:04 PM  
www.bcwildernessvisions.com

blog.joeware.net

sciencenotes.files.wordpress.com

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
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