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2012-12-20 10:17:27 PM  
I'll be the only male left, right? Just like in the dream?
 
2012-12-20 10:17:39 PM  
Now we'll never know how Breaking Bad ends.
 
2012-12-20 10:18:00 PM  
I'm on my 14th fap..one to go for the record before we are all obliviated by a rogue asteroid, or swallowed in hot magma.

/fap?
 
2012-12-20 10:18:28 PM  
Where did the Mayan Prophecy give the exact time and in which time zone?
 
2012-12-20 10:18:28 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Grand_Moff_Joseph: TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


/may your profiles wear it with pride

LAST
MAN
STANDING!

Maybe...but the last gredunza will be MINE!!  :D

/unless ShiningWizard takes it first

Yall both losing...


Not anymore. Not sure if I want to live in a post-21st world. My free netflix is done and I can't watch Archer coontil I hopefully get the dvds on Christmas)
 
2012-12-20 10:18:53 PM  

Colin O'Scopy: How long can Drew keep the servers up? Which tab will be the first to go? Will we finally see beyond the gates of UltraFark? Find out at the End of the World, tonight at midnight


Apparently he feeds his squirrel too much, so he has to spamvertise an ad banner at the top of the page. Must be an end-of-civilization quick cash-grab... ;-)


Hooefully the politics tab will be the first to go.
 
2012-12-20 10:18:53 PM  

Linkster: Omahawg: bie?

eip

Ditto!

For you generous ladies of the female persuasion.


Well, this could be the last one ever, so what the hell.

/eip
 
2012-12-20 10:19:52 PM  

diaphoresis: Where did the Mayan Prophecy give the exact time and in which time zone?


Since they were in South America, I'd say Central Standard Time
 
2012-12-20 10:19:57 PM  

Snapper Carr: [i1127.photobucket.com image 294x372]

/keep hope alive


If I had any hope left in me, I would hope for this. Reality could use a good biatch slap.
 
2012-12-20 10:20:33 PM  
Quick someone sponsor me for totalfark, I need a place to hide!

No one really goes to totalfark anymore, do they?
 
2012-12-20 10:20:36 PM  
What's left to say?
Link
 
2012-12-20 10:20:53 PM  

diaphoresis: Where did the Mayan Prophecy give the exact time and in which time zone?


I'm assuming it would be whatever time zone the Mayans are in.
 
2012-12-20 10:21:06 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Colin O'Scopy: How long can Drew keep the servers up? Which tab will be the first to go? Will we finally see beyond the gates of UltraFark? Find out at the End of the World, tonight at midnight


Apparently he feeds his squirrel too much, so he has to spamvertise an ad banner at the top of the page. Must be an end-of-civilization quick cash-grab... ;-)

Hooefully the politics tab will be the first to go.


Hey now, that's half of my headline count!  XD
 
2012-12-20 10:21:25 PM  

Earguy: Don't you understand!  THE WORLD IS ENDING IN THREE HOURS!


Can we treat the end of the world like a football thread? You do good work in football threads.
 
2012-12-20 10:21:35 PM  

diaphoresis: Where did the Mayan Prophecy give the exact time and in which time zone?


Sadly the Mayans did not have such a concept so our doom could occur anytime within 24 hours to keep us all guessing.

/can we get the comment spell check fixed if we live through this?
 
2012-12-20 10:21:47 PM  

diaphoresis: Where did the Mayan Prophecy give the exact time and in which time zone?


It doesn't. They ran out of stone and didn't think there was any need to go beyond the hundreds of years out they already were. Sort of like the programmers who didn't think a four digit date was necessary. Both led us to a similar place.
 
2012-12-20 10:22:36 PM  
It will really suck after the Mayan Apocalypse.  What'll we have to look forward to?  Global warming?
 
2012-12-20 10:23:11 PM  

IronTom: It will really suck after the Mayan Apocalypse.  What'll we have to look forward to?  Global warming?


The Day After Tomorrow... obviously.
 
2012-12-20 10:23:13 PM  
Everyone relax...I arranged for a new identical world to begin at the moment this one ends. If all goes according to plan, the transition should be seamless.
 
2012-12-20 10:23:44 PM  

davidphogan: Earguy: Don't you understand!  THE WORLD IS ENDING IN THREE HOURS!

Can we treat the end of the world like a football thread? You do good work in football threads.


Please no. I don't want to spend the end times looking at ponies.
 
2012-12-20 10:24:11 PM  

davidphogan: Earguy: Don't you understand!  THE WORLD IS ENDING IN THREE HOURS!

Can we treat the end of the world like a football thread? You do good work in football threadsevery thread ever.


Fixed
 
2012-12-20 10:24:20 PM  

Abox: Everyone relax...I arranged for a new identical world to begin at the moment this one ends. If all goes according to plan, the transition should be seamless.


Identical? You couldn't have made one almost identical, but... ya know... without minorities?
 
2012-12-20 10:24:47 PM  

Linkster: Omahawg: bie?

eip

Ditto!

For you generous ladies of the female persuasion.


Seriously... I mean... the world is ending after all... what's the worst that could happen?
 
2012-12-20 10:25:28 PM  
If tomorrow comes and were all still here...I have soooo many farking Christmas presents to buy. My kids really should have held out for a better father.
 
2012-12-20 10:25:45 PM  

Cheesehead_Dave: davidphogan: Earguy: Don't you understand!  THE WORLD IS ENDING IN THREE HOURS!

Can we treat the end of the world like a football thread? You do good work in football threads.

Please no. I don't want to spend the end times looking at ponies.


You fool!  Now we will be inundated.
 
2012-12-20 10:25:48 PM  
Eh, I didn't have anything to look forward to in the next 30 years.
 
2012-12-20 10:26:26 PM  

diaphoresis: Where did the Mayan Prophecy give the exact time and in which time zone?


No shiat. I'm GMT +9 and I feel fine, as of 03:26Z.
 
2012-12-20 10:26:47 PM  
Sun's gonna puke, not burp! Goodbye electric lamp, 'puter of Pron, BIE in all your glory, 'puter of work and toil and pain and poverty.

Hello swords and fire and crappy brew and hords of Farkers stealing my shiat!
 
2012-12-20 10:26:50 PM  

Prevailing Wind: If tomorrow comes and were all still here...I have soooo many farking Christmas presents to buy. My kids really should have held out for a better father.


You should have already shopped and given your kids the gifts so they can be distracted from their imminent doom.
 
2012-12-20 10:26:58 PM  

Smackledorfer: Eh, I didn't have anything to look forward to in the next 30 years.


Sex androids, dude. Sex androids. Imagine getting sucked off by a 3/4 scale replica of Jessica Biel every night.
 
2012-12-20 10:27:58 PM  
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2012-12-20 10:28:28 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Smackledorfer: Eh, I didn't have anything to look forward to in the next 30 years.

Sex androids, dude. Sex androids. Imagine getting sucked off by a 3/4 scale replica of Jessica Biel every night.


you know.... i WAS going to go to bed to sleep... bastard
 
2012-12-20 10:28:39 PM  
If tomorrow never comes
Will she know how much I loved her
Did I try in every way to show her every day
That she's my only one
And if my time on earth were through
And she must face this world without me
Is the love I gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes
 
2012-12-20 10:28:51 PM  
Kevin72:

Does zippy somehow go over my head?
It is less entertaining than Garfield.
 
2012-12-20 10:29:21 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-20 10:29:55 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Grand_Moff_Joseph: TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


/may your profiles wear it with pride

LAST
MAN
STANDING!

Maybe...but the last gredunza will be MINE!!  :D

/unless ShiningWizard takes it first

Yall both losing...

 
2012-12-20 10:30:22 PM  
www.t-mag.it

Gangnam Style hits the 1 billionth viewer count in a few hours.

/just sayin'
 
2012-12-20 10:30:26 PM  

Snapper Carr: [i1127.photobucket.com image 294x372]

/keep hope alive


I'm going to watch the Japanese news feeds to see if Ryumiko makes an appearance at Mt. Fuji.

Also, might be a good idea for Seattle Farkers to be out of town. Just in case.
 
2012-12-20 10:30:31 PM  

Senile Vince: Igor Jakovsky: Grand_Moff_Joseph: TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


/may your profiles wear it with pride

LAST
MAN
STANDING!

Maybe...but the last gredunza will be MINE!!  :D

/unless ShiningWizard takes it first

Yall both losing...


camelclutchblog.com

 
2012-12-20 10:30:44 PM  

Senile Vince: Igor Jakovsky: Grand_Moff_Joseph: TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


/may your profiles wear it with pride

LAST
MAN
STANDING!

Maybe...but the last gredunza will be MINE!!  :D

/unless ShiningWizard takes it first

Yall both losing...


oh, Senile Vince is here!  Now, where's Bobby and the Gorilla?
 
2012-12-20 10:30:44 PM  

Cheesehead_Dave: davidphogan: Earguy: Don't you understand!  THE WORLD IS ENDING IN THREE HOURS!

Can we treat the end of the world like a football thread? You do good work in football threads.

Please no. I don't want to spend the end times looking at ponies.


Be glad I'm posting from my phone poor I'd dig up some ponies for you even though I hate the farking Broncos.
 
2012-12-20 10:31:05 PM  
This is what I get when, as a TotalFarker, I click the 'Greenlit' link.
Is Drew a Doomsday prepper? :P
 
2012-12-20 10:31:55 PM  
For those of us on the West Coast, will we get our own time-delayed Apocalypse, or do we have to do it at 9pm?
 
2012-12-20 10:32:19 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Smackledorfer: Eh, I didn't have anything to look forward to in the next 30 years.

Sex androids, dude. Sex androids. Imagine getting sucked off by a 4/4 scale replica of Jessica Alba every night.


Amateur!
/FTFY
 
2012-12-20 10:32:55 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-20 10:32:57 PM  
img515.imageshack.us
Try that again.

This ^^^^ is what I get as a TotalFarker when I click the Greenlit option at the moment.

Drew = Doomsday Prepper?
 
2012-12-20 10:33:08 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Colin O'Scopy: How long can Drew keep the servers up? Which tab will be the first to go? Will we finally see beyond the gates of UltraFark? Find out at the End of the World, tonight at midnight


Apparently he feeds his squirrel too much, so he has to spamvertise an ad banner at the top of the page. Must be an end-of-civilization quick cash-grab... ;-)

Hooefully the politics tab will be the first to go.


It's been gone for a long time.
 
2012-12-20 10:33:10 PM  

Fiction Fan: This is what I get when, as a TotalFarker, I click the 'Greenlit' link.
Is Drew a Doomsday prepper? :P


This thread has been as anticipated as the 5/21/11 rapture thread.
 
2012-12-20 10:33:19 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Abox: Everyone relax...I arranged for a new identical world to begin at the moment this one ends. If all goes according to plan, the transition should be seamless.

Identical? You couldn't have made one almost identical, but... ya know... without minorities?


farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-12-20 10:33:46 PM  
That's pretty East Coast centric, there. Too arbitrary.

I thought it was about alignment with the Galactic Center anyway, so with space time being what it is we're probably already there. Or we missed it already.I guess it's at the moment of the equinox?

Either way, we're still hurtling through space. Just like yesterday and tomorrow. For me that is comfort enough.

/that, and vodak
//just like yesterday and tomorrow
 
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