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2012-12-20 09:33:55 PM
Well hell, I've had a pretty good run. Perhaps I should burn one.
 
2012-12-20 09:42:35 PM
So we made it to the end of the Mayan calender.  When's the next end of the world scheduled?
 
2012-12-20 09:44:58 PM

Mark Ratner: Klippoklondike: Everyone will wake up as the opposite gender

I hope not. I'd just stay home all day playing with my V and boobs.


Wait, what's not to hope for again?
 
2012-12-20 09:45:55 PM
Jeeze, that's tonight?  I've got to do some laundry.
 
2012-12-20 09:47:32 PM

Nefarious: So we made it to the end of the Mayan calender.  When's the next end of the world scheduled?


I'm sure some super intelligent evangelical leader will fill us in on when the Holy Bible says it will happen.
 
2012-12-20 09:57:53 PM
Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

lh4.googleusercontent.com


/may your profiles wear it with pride
 
2012-12-20 10:02:07 PM
I'll drink myself for this night. If the end of the world happens to be instance, it will be short and sweet. If the end of the world is a grueling and long-term death, at least the booze will lessen the pain.

If the world doesn't end, well I'm drunk and that's all that matters.
 
Rat
2012-12-20 10:04:01 PM
One last time.

©
 
2012-12-20 10:04:20 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


/may your profiles wear it with pride


LAST
MAN
STANDING!
 
2012-12-20 10:04:38 PM
actually it should be 1 AM Eastern as Guatemala is Central time.
 
2012-12-20 10:04:56 PM
Dear Alien Overlords,

I will be awaiting your rescue at the previously agreed upon coordinates: 37.914409, 127.058086

/I would like to be among the first to welcome you
 
2012-12-20 10:05:41 PM
LEONARD BERNSTEIN!
 
2012-12-20 10:05:43 PM
From the other thread (not mine)

i21.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-20 10:05:45 PM
And I'm baked, so bring it on.

/End of Days party at school.
//It's snowing, and there's a girl with red hair here.
///Wish me luck.
 
2012-12-20 10:06:27 PM

ultraholland: actually it should be 1 AM Eastern as Guatemala is Central time.


Apocalypses have an East Coast Bias
 
2012-12-20 10:07:16 PM
Wonder if there will be an increased birth rate in nine months.

Wonder if that proportion will include the successful basement-dweller who got a pity screw.
 
2012-12-20 10:07:37 PM

James!: St_Francis_P: Bathia_Mapes: James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.

Winter Solstice is when the Mayan apocalypse is suppose to happen.

11:11 a.m. December 21, 2012 UTC (Coordinated Universal Time) is when the Winter (or if you don't live on the Mayan side of the equator, Summer) Solstice will occur.

After the apocalypse, do we get free TF?

Whatever is left in the smoldering cinders is yours, we chosen will ride the galactic ship Ultrafark to the nearest interspace bypass and be gone from this mortal world.


But the Golgafrinchans promised me a lift.
 
2012-12-20 10:08:11 PM

TheManofPA: ultraholland: actually it should be 1 AM Eastern as Guatemala is Central time.

Apocalypses have an East Coast Bias


Just like everything else.
 
2012-12-20 10:08:15 PM

TheManofPA: From the other thread (not mine)

[i21.photobucket.com image 400x400]


b.s.
I'm a Doctor Who fan, but everyone knows John Cusak is our only hope!
 
2012-12-20 10:08:45 PM

fusillade762: Mark Ratner: Klippoklondike: Everyone will wake up as the opposite gender

I hope not. I'd just stay home all day playing with my V and boobs.

Wait, what's not to hope for again?


I want to be a productive member of the post-apocalyptic society, as opposed to playing with myself all day...hahaha
 
2012-12-20 10:08:47 PM
I'm throwing an end of the world party tomorrow night. I've been planning it since I heard of the supposed Mayan apocalypse when I was a kid.
 
2012-12-20 10:08:54 PM

TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


/may your profiles wear it with pride

LAST
MAN
STANDING!


Maybe...but the last gredunza will be MINE!!  :D

/unless ShiningWizard takes it first
 
2012-12-20 10:09:02 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


/may your profiles wear it with pride


thank you
 
2012-12-20 10:09:11 PM
The calendar on my desk ends on 12/31, yet somehow I feel like im going to have to go to work next year.
 
2012-12-20 10:09:26 PM
Can I still have your stuff?
 
2012-12-20 10:09:39 PM
zippythepinhead.com
 
2012-12-20 10:09:51 PM
I have a plush TARDIS that makes the "whoosh" sounds and lights up when I squeeze it, so I should be fine. The rest of you are probably in trouble.
 
2012-12-20 10:11:28 PM
Last Post!

/just practicing
 
2012-12-20 10:11:36 PM

phrawgh: Dear Alien Overlords,

I will be awaiting your rescue at the previously agreed upon coordinates: 37.914409, 127.058086

/I would like to be among the first to welcome you


I actually went to the trouble to look that up, and I can't tell what that area is.  :)
 
2012-12-20 10:11:39 PM

Fista-Phobia: Can I still have your stuff?


no
 
2012-12-20 10:11:44 PM
bie?

eip
 
2012-12-20 10:12:44 PM
My prediction is that at 12:01, I will be in the middle of either reading a comic or watching a comic-themed cartoon on Netflix.

/just like the night before and the night before that...
 
2012-12-20 10:12:56 PM
zippythepinhead.com
 
2012-12-20 10:12:58 PM

Earguy: Don't you understand!  THE WORLD IS ENDING IN THREE HOURS!

[25.media.tumblr.com image 400x534]


8 hours actually!
 
2012-12-20 10:13:22 PM
If the world DOES try and end tomorrow, I'm going to eat the last Twinkie in my cabinet.
 
2012-12-20 10:13:35 PM
Oh shiat

Was that tonig-
 
2012-12-20 10:14:12 PM
img.geocaching.com
 
2012-12-20 10:14:24 PM
i1127.photobucket.com

/keep hope alive
 
2012-12-20 10:14:26 PM
twomeneatingforthree.com
 
2012-12-20 10:14:44 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-20 10:14:54 PM

Cheesehead_Dave: [img.geocaching.com image 605x81]


Wow.....
 
2012-12-20 10:14:59 PM
How long can Drew keep the servers up? Which tab will be the first to go? Will we finally see beyond the gates of UltraFark? Find out at the End of the World, tonight at midnight


Apparently he feeds his squirrel too much, so he has to spamvertise an ad banner at the top of the page. Must be an end-of-civilization quick cash-grab... ;-)
 
2012-12-20 10:15:02 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: I wish I had thought to buy this T-Shirt:
[vinteeage.com image 550x400]


They'll be on sale on the 22nd.

/got nuffin
//slashies
 
2012-12-20 10:15:18 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


/may your profiles wear it with pride

LAST
MAN
STANDING!

Maybe...but the last gredunza will be MINE!!  :D

/unless ShiningWizard takes it first


Yall both losing...
 
2012-12-20 10:15:55 PM
i165.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-20 10:16:06 PM
This really should be an FARK ALT confession and absolution thread. Let free the sins of your ALT before the world ends.
 
2012-12-20 10:16:38 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:




/may your profiles wear it with pride


Nice badge. I gotta save some of these
 
2012-12-20 10:16:57 PM

Klippoklondike: Everyone will wake up as the opposite gender


I'd be squatting down on a mirror admiring that thing!
 
2012-12-20 10:17:18 PM

Snapper Carr: [i1127.photobucket.com image 294x372]

/keep hope alive


I'm hoping for that too.
 
2012-12-20 10:17:20 PM

Omahawg: bie?

eip


Ditto!

For you generous ladies of the female persuasion.
 
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