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2012-12-20 03:06:49 PM  
Whoever is the final Last Man Standing, please turn out the lights before the thread closes for good.
 
2012-12-20 03:09:30 PM  
A Mayan is a terrible thing to waste
 
2012-12-20 03:11:41 PM  
I expect rioting at Fark HQ over the last bottle of Maker's Mark.
 
2012-12-20 03:13:18 PM  
I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.
 
2012-12-20 03:16:56 PM  

James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.


I've been wondering when the end is supposed to happen, exactly.  I mean, it would be terribly unfair if it started at midnight at the international date line and just moved across the globe.
 
That said, it would also give me time to get really wasted before the end...
 
2012-12-20 03:17:45 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.

I've been wondering when the end is supposed to happen, exactly.  I mean, it would be terribly unfair if it started at midnight at the international date line and just moved across the globe.
 
That said, it would also give me time to get really wasted before the end...


It's already tomorrow in Japan.  At 12am the tentacles fell silent.
 
2012-12-20 03:23:54 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.

I've been wondering when the end is supposed to happen, exactly.  I mean, it would be terribly unfair if it started at midnight at the international date line and just moved across the globe.
 
That said, it would also give me time to get really wasted before the end...


So, wouldn't some random atoll in the Pacific be the last one left?
 
2012-12-20 03:27:12 PM  
Will Drew be in the thread with us?
 
2012-12-20 03:28:12 PM  

WTFDYW: Will Drew be in the thread with us?


Last I heard he was on some random atoll in the Pacific.
 
2012-12-20 03:33:47 PM  

James!: WTFDYW: Will Drew be in the thread with us?

Last I heard he was on some random atoll in the Pacific.


Quick check of Wiki shows Pago Pago as the last inhabited area to ring in a new year.
 
2012-12-20 03:36:39 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: James!: WTFDYW: Will Drew be in the thread with us?

Last I heard he was on some random atoll in the Pacific.

Quick check of Wiki shows Pago Pago as the last inhabited area to ring in a new year.


Fark party Pago Pago?
 
2012-12-20 03:39:55 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Benevolent Misanthrope: James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.

I've been wondering when the end is supposed to happen, exactly.  I mean, it would be terribly unfair if it started at midnight at the international date line and just moved across the globe.
 
That said, it would also give me time to get really wasted before the end...

So, wouldn't some random atoll in the Pacific be the last one left?


Attu Island, AK.
 
2012-12-20 03:41:13 PM  
Would be really great if the whole countdown to the end was just a worldwide version of Chris Jericho's debut to WWF/E.
 
2012-12-20 03:42:27 PM  

James!: Grand_Moff_Joseph: James!: WTFDYW: Will Drew be in the thread with us?

Last I heard he was on some random atoll in the Pacific.

Quick check of Wiki shows Pago Pago as the last inhabited area to ring in a new year.

Fark party Pago Pago?


lol, that could be an epicly bad pickup line too:  "Hey baby, want to Pago Pago?"
 
 
/ba dum tish
//I'll be here till tomorrow...maybe
 
2012-12-20 03:51:00 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: James!: Grand_Moff_Joseph: James!: WTFDYW: Will Drew be in the thread with us?

Last I heard he was on some random atoll in the Pacific.

Quick check of Wiki shows Pago Pago as the last inhabited area to ring in a new year.

Fark party Pago Pago?

lol, that could be an epicly bad pickup line too:  "Hey baby, want to Pago Pago?"
 
 
/ba dum tish
//I'll be here till tomorrow...maybe


Hey baby the end of the world is coming and my penis is a small atoll in pacific, want to get on it?
 
2012-12-20 03:55:53 PM  

James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.


Winter Solstice is when the Mayan apocalypse is suppose to happen.

11:11 a.m. December 21, 2012 UTC (Coordinated Universal Time) is when the Winter (or if you don't live on the Mayan side of the equator, Summer) Solstice will occur.
 
2012-12-20 03:58:16 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.

 
Winter Solstice is when the Mayan apocalypse is suppose to happen.
 
11:11 a.m. December 21, 2012 UTC (Coordinated Universal Time) is when the Winter (or if you don't live on the Mayan side of the equator, Summer) Solstice will occur.
 
After the apocalypse, do we get free TF?
 
2012-12-20 04:00:08 PM  

St_Francis_P: Bathia_Mapes: James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.
 
Winter Solstice is when the Mayan apocalypse is suppose to happen.
 
11:11 a.m. December 21, 2012 UTC (Coordinated Universal Time) is when the Winter (or if you don't live on the Mayan side of the equator, Summer) Solstice will occur.
 
After the apocalypse, do we get free TF?


Whatever is left in the smoldering cinders is yours, we chosen will ride the galactic ship Ultrafark to the nearest interspace bypass and be gone from this mortal world.
 
2012-12-20 04:04:52 PM  

St_Francis_P: Bathia_Mapes: James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.

Winter Solstice is when the Mayan apocalypse is suppose to happen.

11:11 a.m. December 21, 2012 UTC (Coordinated Universal Time) is when the Winter (or if you don't live on the Mayan side of the equator, Summer) Solstice will occur.

After the apocalypse, do we get free TF?


What James! said.
 
2012-12-20 04:07:21 PM  
I think we can tell you all now.  The $5 dollars a month is actually used to construct our ship.  Drew has never touched an alcoholic drink in his life, in fact the chemicals would be poison to his alien digestive system.  
 
Also, and you're probably going to laugh about this later, but the destruction of the earth will be caused as we blow it up to give the Ultrafark a boost out of the gravitational pull of the sun.  No hard feelings right?
 
2012-12-20 04:08:08 PM  

James!: I think we can tell you all now.  The $5 dollars a month is actually used to construct our ship.  Drew has never touched an alcoholic drink in his life, in fact the chemicals would be poison to his alien digestive system.  
 
Also, and you're probably going to laugh about this later, but the destruction of the earth will be caused as we blow it up to give the Ultrafark a boost out of the gravitational pull of the sun.  No hard feelings right?


We'll get over it.
 
2012-12-20 04:10:40 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: James!: I think we can tell you all now.  The $5 dollars a month is actually used to construct our ship.  Drew has never touched an alcoholic drink in his life, in fact the chemicals would be poison to his alien digestive system.  
 
Also, and you're probably going to laugh about this later, but the destruction of the earth will be caused as we blow it up to give the Ultrafark a boost out of the gravitational pull of the sun.  No hard feelings right?

We'll get over it.


THAT is Vogon talk right there!
 
2012-12-20 06:23:49 PM  
I wish I had thought to buy this T-Shirt:
vinteeage.com
 
2012-12-20 06:31:47 PM  
Dear world,
 
I was here. I tried to be good, but I farked up a lot. Sorry about that. Thanks for giving me a loving wife toward the end. That made the last few years of the stay a lot better.
 
Regards,
 
BKITU
 
2012-12-20 06:36:55 PM  
So, anyone for "X-Files"?
 
2012-12-20 06:41:06 PM  
More importantly, who will be here when the thread closes.
 
2012-12-20 06:46:01 PM  

basemetal: More importantly, who will be here when the thread closes.


LLP? Last Last post?
 
2012-12-20 06:49:28 PM  
LEONARD BERNSTEIN!
 
/sorry
 
2012-12-20 06:55:27 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.

I've been wondering when the end is supposed to happen, exactly.  I mean, it would be terribly unfair if it started at midnight at the international date line and just moved across the globe.
 
That said, it would also give me time to get really wasted before the end...


3:12 AM Pacific Time. I should have time to let the dog out, grind my coffee and pack a bowl - for medicinal reasons.
 
2012-12-20 07:06:01 PM  
Has anyone ever noticed that '21' is '12' backwards?
 
'12'/'21'/20'12'
 
2012-12-20 07:07:08 PM  
1.06 pm 21 Dec 2012, New Zealand Daylight Savings Time. No zombies, rapture, or zombie rapture to report yet.
 
2012-12-20 07:21:22 PM  
freeversephotography.com
 
2012-12-20 07:22:31 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: James!: Grand_Moff_Joseph: James!: WTFDYW: Will Drew be in the thread with us?

 
Last I heard he was on some random atoll in the Pacific.
 
Quick check of Wiki shows Pago Pago as the last inhabited area to ring in a new year.
 
Fark party Pago Pago?
 
lol, that could be an epicly bad pickup line too:  "Hey baby, want to Pago Pago?"
 
If it's anything like Snu Snu be careful what you ask for.
 
2012-12-20 07:25:14 PM  
Heading to dinner...hopefully, someone makes a thread badge before I get back.  :)
 
 
/subby
//this might be my last green...for all time!
 
2012-12-20 07:29:11 PM  
It's already tomorrow in Australia and my sister is still updating her Facebook page, so I'm really beginning to doubt this whole end of days thing.
 
2012-12-20 07:30:22 PM  
i470.photobucket.com
 
Free wood!
 
2012-12-20 07:36:54 PM  
Everyone will wake up as the opposite gender
 
2012-12-20 07:40:30 PM  
 
2012-12-20 07:42:29 PM  

Klippoklondike: Everyone will wake up as the opposite gender


I hope not. I'd just stay home all day playing with my V and boobs.
 
2012-12-20 07:46:37 PM  
I don't doubt that somewhere in this country, there is at least one person shiatting their pants in fear that the world will end tomorrow, and humanity will cease to exist. 
 
That person is a farking nutter, and so is anyone else who agrees with them.
 
2012-12-20 07:53:03 PM  
It's already Dec 21 in some lands with funny accents.

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes,
an aeroplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn,
world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs.
Feed it off an aux speak,, grunt, no, strength,
The ladder starts to clatter with fear fight down height.
Wire in a fire, representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site.
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.
Team by team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped.
Look at that low playing!
Fine, then.
Uh oh, overflow, population, common food, but it'll do.
Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and the revered and the right - right.
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign towers.
Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn.
Locking in, uniforming, book burning, blood letting.
Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate.
Light a candle, light a votive. Step down, step down.
Watch your heel crush, crushed. Uh-oh, this means no fear cavalier.
Renegade steer clear! A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies.
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.
(I feel fine)

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide. Mountains sit in a line
Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Brezhnev. Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.
Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom!
You symbiotic, patriotic, slam book neck, right? Right.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine..
 
2012-12-20 07:54:09 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I guess this is finally important now.

 
I have been suckered by you so many times it would be impossible to count.  I finally knew ahead of time.  Maybe it is the end of times!
 
2012-12-20 08:01:49 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: I have been suckered by you so many times it would be impossible to count. I finally knew ahead of time. Maybe it is the end of times!


Hahahaha... I like to stay ahead of the curve after all!

*tips hat*
 
2012-12-20 08:12:36 PM  

penthesilea: [i470.photobucket.com image 639x665]
 
Free wood!


Joke's on you, the wood is in his trousers.
 
2012-12-20 08:12:52 PM  
just wanted to toast in an epic bread.
 
2012-12-20 08:24:45 PM  
I'm set. I maxed out all my credit cards on stuff I always wanted but couldn't afford. If the world doesn't end everyone is getting great Christmas presents and I'll to get another job to pay off the cards. Or I could just claim bankruptcy.
 
2012-12-20 08:29:52 PM  
forums.rennlist.com
 
2012-12-20 08:35:13 PM  
I'm gonna sit in my bathtub eating a carton of ice cream as I wait.

Apple pie ice cream if you we're wondering.
 
2012-12-20 08:40:06 PM  

basemetal: More importantly, who will be here when the thread closes.


Well, technically, no one.
Certainly no one important.
 
2012-12-20 09:14:10 PM  
Don't you understand!  THE WORLD IS ENDING IN THREE HOURS!
 
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-20 09:33:55 PM  
Well hell, I've had a pretty good run. Perhaps I should burn one.
 
2012-12-20 09:42:35 PM  
So we made it to the end of the Mayan calender.  When's the next end of the world scheduled?
 
2012-12-20 09:44:58 PM  

Mark Ratner: Klippoklondike: Everyone will wake up as the opposite gender

I hope not. I'd just stay home all day playing with my V and boobs.


Wait, what's not to hope for again?
 
2012-12-20 09:45:55 PM  
Jeeze, that's tonight?  I've got to do some laundry.
 
2012-12-20 09:47:32 PM  

Nefarious: So we made it to the end of the Mayan calender.  When's the next end of the world scheduled?


I'm sure some super intelligent evangelical leader will fill us in on when the Holy Bible says it will happen.
 
2012-12-20 09:57:53 PM  
Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

lh4.googleusercontent.com


/may your profiles wear it with pride
 
2012-12-20 10:02:07 PM  
I'll drink myself for this night. If the end of the world happens to be instance, it will be short and sweet. If the end of the world is a grueling and long-term death, at least the booze will lessen the pain.

If the world doesn't end, well I'm drunk and that's all that matters.
 
Rat [TotalFark]
2012-12-20 10:04:01 PM  
One last time.

©
 
2012-12-20 10:04:20 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


/may your profiles wear it with pride


LAST
MAN
STANDING!
 
2012-12-20 10:04:38 PM  
actually it should be 1 AM Eastern as Guatemala is Central time.
 
2012-12-20 10:04:56 PM  
Dear Alien Overlords,

I will be awaiting your rescue at the previously agreed upon coordinates: 37.914409, 127.058086

/I would like to be among the first to welcome you
 
2012-12-20 10:05:41 PM  
LEONARD BERNSTEIN!
 
2012-12-20 10:05:43 PM  
From the other thread (not mine)

i21.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-20 10:05:45 PM  
And I'm baked, so bring it on.

/End of Days party at school.
//It's snowing, and there's a girl with red hair here.
///Wish me luck.
 
2012-12-20 10:06:27 PM  

ultraholland: actually it should be 1 AM Eastern as Guatemala is Central time.


Apocalypses have an East Coast Bias
 
2012-12-20 10:07:16 PM  
Wonder if there will be an increased birth rate in nine months.

Wonder if that proportion will include the successful basement-dweller who got a pity screw.
 
2012-12-20 10:07:37 PM  

James!: St_Francis_P: Bathia_Mapes: James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.

Winter Solstice is when the Mayan apocalypse is suppose to happen.

11:11 a.m. December 21, 2012 UTC (Coordinated Universal Time) is when the Winter (or if you don't live on the Mayan side of the equator, Summer) Solstice will occur.

After the apocalypse, do we get free TF?

Whatever is left in the smoldering cinders is yours, we chosen will ride the galactic ship Ultrafark to the nearest interspace bypass and be gone from this mortal world.


But the Golgafrinchans promised me a lift.
 
2012-12-20 10:08:11 PM  

TheManofPA: ultraholland: actually it should be 1 AM Eastern as Guatemala is Central time.

Apocalypses have an East Coast Bias


Just like everything else.
 
2012-12-20 10:08:15 PM  

TheManofPA: From the other thread (not mine)

[i21.photobucket.com image 400x400]


b.s.
I'm a Doctor Who fan, but everyone knows John Cusak is our only hope!
 
2012-12-20 10:08:45 PM  

fusillade762: Mark Ratner: Klippoklondike: Everyone will wake up as the opposite gender

I hope not. I'd just stay home all day playing with my V and boobs.

Wait, what's not to hope for again?


I want to be a productive member of the post-apocalyptic society, as opposed to playing with myself all day...hahaha
 
2012-12-20 10:08:47 PM  
I'm throwing an end of the world party tomorrow night. I've been planning it since I heard of the supposed Mayan apocalypse when I was a kid.
 
2012-12-20 10:08:54 PM  

TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


/may your profiles wear it with pride

LAST
MAN
STANDING!


Maybe...but the last gredunza will be MINE!!  :D

/unless ShiningWizard takes it first
 
2012-12-20 10:09:02 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


/may your profiles wear it with pride


thank you
 
2012-12-20 10:09:11 PM  
The calendar on my desk ends on 12/31, yet somehow I feel like im going to have to go to work next year.
 
2012-12-20 10:09:26 PM  
Can I still have your stuff?
 
2012-12-20 10:09:39 PM  
zippythepinhead.com
 
2012-12-20 10:09:51 PM  
I have a plush TARDIS that makes the "whoosh" sounds and lights up when I squeeze it, so I should be fine. The rest of you are probably in trouble.
 
2012-12-20 10:11:28 PM  
Last Post!

/just practicing
 
2012-12-20 10:11:36 PM  

phrawgh: Dear Alien Overlords,

I will be awaiting your rescue at the previously agreed upon coordinates: 37.914409, 127.058086

/I would like to be among the first to welcome you


I actually went to the trouble to look that up, and I can't tell what that area is.  :)
 
2012-12-20 10:11:39 PM  

Fista-Phobia: Can I still have your stuff?


no
 
2012-12-20 10:11:44 PM  
bie?

eip
 
2012-12-20 10:12:44 PM  
My prediction is that at 12:01, I will be in the middle of either reading a comic or watching a comic-themed cartoon on Netflix.

/just like the night before and the night before that...
 
2012-12-20 10:12:56 PM  
zippythepinhead.com
 
2012-12-20 10:12:58 PM  

Earguy: Don't you understand!  THE WORLD IS ENDING IN THREE HOURS!

[25.media.tumblr.com image 400x534]


8 hours actually!
 
2012-12-20 10:13:22 PM  
If the world DOES try and end tomorrow, I'm going to eat the last Twinkie in my cabinet.
 
2012-12-20 10:13:35 PM  
Oh shiat

Was that tonig-
 
2012-12-20 10:14:12 PM  
img.geocaching.com
 
2012-12-20 10:14:24 PM  
i1127.photobucket.com

/keep hope alive
 
2012-12-20 10:14:26 PM  
twomeneatingforthree.com
 
2012-12-20 10:14:44 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-20 10:14:54 PM  

Cheesehead_Dave: [img.geocaching.com image 605x81]


Wow.....
 
2012-12-20 10:14:59 PM  
How long can Drew keep the servers up? Which tab will be the first to go? Will we finally see beyond the gates of UltraFark? Find out at the End of the World, tonight at midnight


Apparently he feeds his squirrel too much, so he has to spamvertise an ad banner at the top of the page. Must be an end-of-civilization quick cash-grab... ;-)
 
2012-12-20 10:15:02 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: I wish I had thought to buy this T-Shirt:
[vinteeage.com image 550x400]


They'll be on sale on the 22nd.

/got nuffin
//slashies
 
2012-12-20 10:15:18 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


/may your profiles wear it with pride

LAST
MAN
STANDING!

Maybe...but the last gredunza will be MINE!!  :D

/unless ShiningWizard takes it first


Yall both losing...
 
2012-12-20 10:15:55 PM  
i165.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-20 10:16:06 PM  
This really should be an FARK ALT confession and absolution thread. Let free the sins of your ALT before the world ends.
 
2012-12-20 10:16:38 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:




/may your profiles wear it with pride


Nice badge. I gotta save some of these
 
2012-12-20 10:16:57 PM  

Klippoklondike: Everyone will wake up as the opposite gender


I'd be squatting down on a mirror admiring that thing!
 
2012-12-20 10:17:18 PM  

Snapper Carr: [i1127.photobucket.com image 294x372]

/keep hope alive


I'm hoping for that too.
 
2012-12-20 10:17:20 PM  

Omahawg: bie?

eip


Ditto!

For you generous ladies of the female persuasion.
 
2012-12-20 10:17:27 PM  
I'll be the only male left, right? Just like in the dream?
 
2012-12-20 10:17:39 PM  
Now we'll never know how Breaking Bad ends.
 
2012-12-20 10:18:00 PM  
I'm on my 14th fap..one to go for the record before we are all obliviated by a rogue asteroid, or swallowed in hot magma.

/fap?
 
2012-12-20 10:18:28 PM  
Where did the Mayan Prophecy give the exact time and in which time zone?
 
2012-12-20 10:18:28 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Grand_Moff_Joseph: TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


/may your profiles wear it with pride

LAST
MAN
STANDING!

Maybe...but the last gredunza will be MINE!!  :D

/unless ShiningWizard takes it first

Yall both losing...


Not anymore. Not sure if I want to live in a post-21st world. My free netflix is done and I can't watch Archer (until I hopefully get the dvds on Christmas)
 
2012-12-20 10:18:53 PM  

Colin O'Scopy: How long can Drew keep the servers up? Which tab will be the first to go? Will we finally see beyond the gates of UltraFark? Find out at the End of the World, tonight at midnight


Apparently he feeds his squirrel too much, so he has to spamvertise an ad banner at the top of the page. Must be an end-of-civilization quick cash-grab... ;-)


Hooefully the politics tab will be the first to go.
 
2012-12-20 10:18:53 PM  

Linkster: Omahawg: bie?

eip

Ditto!

For you generous ladies of the female persuasion.


Well, this could be the last one ever, so what the hell.

/eip
 
2012-12-20 10:19:52 PM  

diaphoresis: Where did the Mayan Prophecy give the exact time and in which time zone?


Since they were in South America, I'd say Central Standard Time
 
2012-12-20 10:19:57 PM  

Snapper Carr: [i1127.photobucket.com image 294x372]

/keep hope alive


If I had any hope left in me, I would hope for this. Reality could use a good biatch slap.
 
2012-12-20 10:20:33 PM  
Quick someone sponsor me for totalfark, I need a place to hide!

No one really goes to totalfark anymore, do they?
 
2012-12-20 10:20:36 PM  
What's left to say?
Link
 
2012-12-20 10:20:53 PM  

diaphoresis: Where did the Mayan Prophecy give the exact time and in which time zone?


I'm assuming it would be whatever time zone the Mayans are in.
 
2012-12-20 10:21:06 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Colin O'Scopy: How long can Drew keep the servers up? Which tab will be the first to go? Will we finally see beyond the gates of UltraFark? Find out at the End of the World, tonight at midnight


Apparently he feeds his squirrel too much, so he has to spamvertise an ad banner at the top of the page. Must be an end-of-civilization quick cash-grab... ;-)

Hooefully the politics tab will be the first to go.


Hey now, that's half of my headline count!  XD
 
2012-12-20 10:21:25 PM  

Earguy: Don't you understand!  THE WORLD IS ENDING IN THREE HOURS!
 


Can we treat the end of the world like a football thread? You do good work in football threads.
 
2012-12-20 10:21:35 PM  

diaphoresis: Where did the Mayan Prophecy give the exact time and in which time zone?


Sadly the Mayans did not have such a concept so our doom could occur anytime within 24 hours to keep us all guessing.

/can we get the comment spell check fixed if we live through this?
 
2012-12-20 10:21:47 PM  

diaphoresis: Where did the Mayan Prophecy give the exact time and in which time zone?


It doesn't. They ran out of stone and didn't think there was any need to go beyond the hundreds of years out they already were. Sort of like the programmers who didn't think a four digit date was necessary. Both led us to a similar place.
 
2012-12-20 10:22:36 PM  
It will really suck after the Mayan Apocalypse.  What'll we have to look forward to?  Global warming?
 
2012-12-20 10:23:11 PM  

IronTom: It will really suck after the Mayan Apocalypse.  What'll we have to look forward to?  Global warming?


The Day After Tomorrow... obviously.
 
2012-12-20 10:23:13 PM  
Everyone relax...I arranged for a new identical world to begin at the moment this one ends. If all goes according to plan, the transition should be seamless.
 
2012-12-20 10:23:44 PM  

davidphogan: Earguy: Don't you understand!  THE WORLD IS ENDING IN THREE HOURS!

Can we treat the end of the world like a football thread? You do good work in football threads.


Please no. I don't want to spend the end times looking at ponies.
 
2012-12-20 10:24:11 PM  

davidphogan: Earguy: Don't you understand!  THE WORLD IS ENDING IN THREE HOURS!

Can we treat the end of the world like a football thread? You do good work in football threadsevery thread ever.


Fixed
 
2012-12-20 10:24:20 PM  

Abox: Everyone relax...I arranged for a new identical world to begin at the moment this one ends. If all goes according to plan, the transition should be seamless.


Identical? You couldn't have made one almost identical, but... ya know... without minorities?
 
2012-12-20 10:24:47 PM  

Linkster: Omahawg: bie?

eip

Ditto!

For you generous ladies of the female persuasion.


Seriously... I mean... the world is ending after all... what's the worst that could happen?
 
2012-12-20 10:25:28 PM  
If tomorrow comes and were all still here...I have soooo many farking Christmas presents to buy. My kids really should have held out for a better father.
 
2012-12-20 10:25:45 PM  

Cheesehead_Dave: davidphogan: Earguy: Don't you understand!  THE WORLD IS ENDING IN THREE HOURS!

Can we treat the end of the world like a football thread? You do good work in football threads.

Please no. I don't want to spend the end times looking at ponies.


You fool!  Now we will be inundated.
 
2012-12-20 10:25:48 PM  
Eh, I didn't have anything to look forward to in the next 30 years.
 
2012-12-20 10:26:26 PM  

diaphoresis: Where did the Mayan Prophecy give the exact time and in which time zone?


No shiat. I'm GMT +9 and I feel fine, as of 03:26Z.
 
2012-12-20 10:26:47 PM  
Sun's gonna puke, not burp! Goodbye electric lamp, 'puter of Pron, BIE in all your glory, 'puter of work and toil and pain and poverty.

Hello swords and fire and crappy brew and hords of Farkers stealing my shiat!
 
2012-12-20 10:26:50 PM  

Prevailing Wind: If tomorrow comes and were all still here...I have soooo many farking Christmas presents to buy. My kids really should have held out for a better father.


You should have already shopped and given your kids the gifts so they can be distracted from their imminent doom.
 
2012-12-20 10:26:58 PM  

Smackledorfer: Eh, I didn't have anything to look forward to in the next 30 years.


Sex androids, dude. Sex androids. Imagine getting sucked off by a 3/4 scale replica of Jessica Biel every night.
 
2012-12-20 10:27:58 PM  
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2012-12-20 10:28:28 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Smackledorfer: Eh, I didn't have anything to look forward to in the next 30 years.

Sex androids, dude. Sex androids. Imagine getting sucked off by a 3/4 scale replica of Jessica Biel every night.


you know.... i WAS going to go to bed to sleep... bastard
 
2012-12-20 10:28:39 PM  
If tomorrow never comes
Will she know how much I loved her
Did I try in every way to show her every day
That she's my only one
And if my time on earth were through
And she must face this world without me
Is the love I gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes
 
2012-12-20 10:28:51 PM  

Kevin72:


Does zippy somehow go over my head?
It is less entertaining than Garfield.
 
2012-12-20 10:29:21 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-20 10:29:55 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Grand_Moff_Joseph: TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


/may your profiles wear it with pride

LAST
MAN
STANDING!

Maybe...but the last gredunza will be MINE!!  :D

/unless ShiningWizard takes it first

Yall both losing...

 
2012-12-20 10:30:22 PM  
www.t-mag.it

Gangnam Style hits the 1 billionth viewer count in a few hours.

/just sayin'
 
2012-12-20 10:30:26 PM  

Snapper Carr: [i1127.photobucket.com image 294x372]

/keep hope alive


I'm going to watch the Japanese news feeds to see if Ryumiko makes an appearance at Mt. Fuji.

Also, might be a good idea for Seattle Farkers to be out of town. Just in case.
 
2012-12-20 10:30:31 PM  

Senile Vince: Igor Jakovsky: Grand_Moff_Joseph: TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


/may your profiles wear it with pride

LAST
MAN
STANDING!

Maybe...but the last gredunza will be MINE!!  :D

/unless ShiningWizard takes it first

Yall both losing...


camelclutchblog.com
 
2012-12-20 10:30:44 PM  

Senile Vince: Igor Jakovsky: Grand_Moff_Joseph: TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


/may your profiles wear it with pride

LAST
MAN
STANDING!

Maybe...but the last gredunza will be MINE!!  :D

/unless ShiningWizard takes it first

Yall both losing...


oh, Senile Vince is here!  Now, where's Bobby and the Gorilla?
 
2012-12-20 10:30:44 PM  

Cheesehead_Dave: davidphogan: Earguy: Don't you understand!  THE WORLD IS ENDING IN THREE HOURS!

Can we treat the end of the world like a football thread? You do good work in football threads.

Please no. I don't want to spend the end times looking at ponies.


Be glad I'm posting from my phone poor I'd dig up some ponies for you even though I hate the farking Broncos.
 
2012-12-20 10:31:05 PM  
This is what I get when, as a TotalFarker, I click the 'Greenlit' link.
Is Drew a Doomsday prepper? :P
 
2012-12-20 10:31:55 PM  
For those of us on the West Coast, will we get our own time-delayed Apocalypse, or do we have to do it at 9pm?
 
2012-12-20 10:32:19 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Smackledorfer: Eh, I didn't have anything to look forward to in the next 30 years.

Sex androids, dude. Sex androids. Imagine getting sucked off by a 4/4 scale replica of Jessica Alba every night.


Amateur!
/FTFY
 
2012-12-20 10:32:55 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-20 10:32:57 PM  
img515.imageshack.us
Try that again.

This ^^^^ is what I get as a TotalFarker when I click the Greenlit option at the moment.

Drew = Doomsday Prepper?
 
2012-12-20 10:33:08 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Colin O'Scopy: How long can Drew keep the servers up? Which tab will be the first to go? Will we finally see beyond the gates of UltraFark? Find out at the End of the World, tonight at midnight


Apparently he feeds his squirrel too much, so he has to spamvertise an ad banner at the top of the page. Must be an end-of-civilization quick cash-grab... ;-)

Hooefully the politics tab will be the first to go.


It's been gone for a long time.
 
2012-12-20 10:33:10 PM  

Fiction Fan: This is what I get when, as a TotalFarker, I click the 'Greenlit' link.
Is Drew a Doomsday prepper? :P


This thread has been as anticipated as the 5/21/11 rapture thread.
 
2012-12-20 10:33:19 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Abox: Everyone relax...I arranged for a new identical world to begin at the moment this one ends. If all goes according to plan, the transition should be seamless.

Identical? You couldn't have made one almost identical, but... ya know... without minorities?


farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-12-20 10:33:46 PM  
That's pretty East Coast centric, there. Too arbitrary.

I thought it was about alignment with the Galactic Center anyway, so with space time being what it is we're probably already there. Or we missed it already.I guess it's at the moment of the equinox?

Either way, we're still hurtling through space. Just like yesterday and tomorrow. For me that is comfort enough.

/that, and vodak
//just like yesterday and tomorrow
 
2012-12-20 10:34:02 PM  
*squeenching eyes and fingers crossed *. Shambling zombies...please oh please oh please be shambling zombies...
 
2012-12-20 10:34:03 PM  
Last nine years have been ok, mostly. Still wouldnt mind an anstroid destroying this place. Its only going to get worse from here.
 
2012-12-20 10:34:06 PM  
Well, I have a date un an hour,so maybe I'll get laid before the end comes.... If it does. If not, yay me.

/Always look on the bright side of life
//*whistling*
 
2012-12-20 10:34:32 PM  
www.wwe.com

Apocalypse?!  U Can't See Me!
 
2012-12-20 10:35:06 PM  
"How long can Drew keep the servers up?"

preview.turbosquid.com

Drew: "Why didn't I take the BLUE pill?"
 
2012-12-20 10:35:08 PM  
I believe so strongly in a future that I went ahead and still ate my prunes today.
 
2012-12-20 10:35:29 PM  

cheap_thoughts: Quick someone sponsor me for totalfark, I need a place to hide!


Sure, why not? I received a surprise sponsorship yesterday so I might as well pass it on. Happy end of the world!
 
2012-12-20 10:35:48 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Igor Jakovsky: Colin O'Scopy: How long can Drew keep the servers up? Which tab will be the first to go? Will we finally see beyond the gates of UltraFark? Find out at the End of the World, tonight at midnight


Apparently he feeds his squirrel too much, so he has to spamvertise an ad banner at the top of the page. Must be an end-of-civilization quick cash-grab... ;-)

Hooefully the politics tab will be the first to go.

Hey now, that's half of my headline count!  XD


Haha you are the one who is responsible for some of those?
 
2012-12-20 10:36:01 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


/may your profiles wear it with pride

LAST
MAN
STANDING!

Maybe...but the last gredunza will be MINE!!  :D

/unless ShiningWizard takes it first


BAH GAWD, THAT GREDUNZA WILL BE MINE!!!

/shame I never get to participate in the threads with you smarks
//we'd better have one Monday because I'll actually be home for that!
 
2012-12-20 10:36:21 PM  
More tecate's, por favor.
 
2012-12-20 10:36:30 PM  
absurdlyclever.com
 
2012-12-20 10:37:08 PM  
i45.tinypic.com

Right now, I am drunk on beer and eating peanuts and ready to do some galactic hitchhiking! Got my sonic screwdriver, towel and Hitchhiker's Guide. Just waiting to flag down a passing ship before the Vogons destroy the Earth to make way for an Interstellar bypass.
 
2012-12-20 10:37:45 PM  

bigstoopidbruce: If tomorrow never comes
Will she know how much I loved her
Did I try in every way to show her every day
That she's my only one
And if my time on earth were through
And she must face this world without me
Is the love I gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes


Love some garth brooks
 
2012-12-20 10:37:47 PM  
You people are all:
lh5.googleusercontent.com

Also, everyone should click on all TMLO links. You never know, they not be the "Final Countdown"
 
2012-12-20 10:38:05 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Igor Jakovsky: Colin O'Scopy: How long can Drew keep the servers up? Which tab will be the first to go? Will we finally see beyond the gates of UltraFark? Find out at the End of the World, tonight at midnight


Apparently he feeds his squirrel too much, so he has to spamvertise an ad banner at the top of the page. Must be an end-of-civilization quick cash-grab... ;-)

Hooefully the politics tab will be the first to go.

Hey now, that's half of my headline count!  XD

Haha you are the one who is responsible for some of those?


Eh, a decent number anyway.  Though, I don't think any of mine will make the HOTY finals or anything.  :)
 
2012-12-20 10:39:55 PM  

FunkOut: I believe so strongly in a future that I went ahead and still ate my prunes today.


Happy Crapping!
 
2012-12-20 10:40:04 PM  
lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-12-20 10:40:13 PM  

FunkOut: I believe so strongly in a future that I went ahead and still ate my prunes today.


Time might still be running out for you
 
2012-12-20 10:40:45 PM  
Good news, everyone:

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-12-20 10:41:02 PM  
 
2012-12-20 10:41:02 PM  

WTF Indeed: Also, everyone should click on all TMLO links. You never know, they not be the "Final Countdown"


Like this one!!!
 
2012-12-20 10:41:06 PM  
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-12-20 10:41:21 PM  
www.funnycoolstuff.com
 
2012-12-20 10:41:29 PM  
If the Mayans could predict the end of the world, how come they couldn't predict the Spanish invading?
 
2012-12-20 10:42:27 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Abox: Everyone relax...I arranged for a new identical world to begin at the moment this one ends. If all goes according to plan, the transition should be seamless.

Identical? You couldn't have made one almost identical, but... ya know... without minorities?


i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-20 10:42:32 PM  

James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.


3:11amPST according to my local paper.
 
2012-12-20 10:42:51 PM  
i369.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-20 10:42:53 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Igor Jakovsky: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Igor Jakovsky: Colin O'Scopy: How long can Drew keep the servers up? Which tab will be the first to go? Will we finally see beyond the gates of UltraFark? Find out at the End of the World, tonight at midnight


Apparently he feeds his squirrel too much, so he has to spamvertise an ad banner at the top of the page. Must be an end-of-civilization quick cash-grab... ;-)

Hooefully the politics tab will be the first to go.

Hey now, that's half of my headline count!  XD

Haha you are the one who is responsible for some of those?

Eh, a decent number anyway.  Though, I don't think any of mine will make the HOTY finals or anything.  :)


Quantity not quality? :)
 
2012-12-20 10:43:09 PM  
I just have this gut feeling that it was the Aztecs who were right all along about March 10th 2013.....
 
2012-12-20 10:43:20 PM  
I really don't want to work tomorrow so I'm ambivalent towards the apocalypse. I bet that guy with 3000 lbs of rice and beef jerky is going to feel a bit silly tomorrow though.
 
2012-12-20 10:43:30 PM  
It's 3:43am here and the world hasn't ended and now I have to get up for work on 3 hours sleep. Might as well stay awake and hope the dormant volcano I live beside explodes.
 
2012-12-20 10:43:30 PM  
It must be the end of the world. Two different TriMet drivers let me use an expired pass tonight.
 
2012-12-20 10:44:03 PM  
Hey....TMLO

End of the world?
End of the World!
will there be pillaging and looting at the
End of the world?

/Not my best work.
 
2012-12-20 10:44:19 PM  
I really should have asked around my neighborhood to see who believed this nonsense, then asked them if they wanted to sign their assets over to me for safekeeping. You know, just in case.
 
2012-12-20 10:45:15 PM  
has anybody stated that T.E.OT.W. is at 6:11 am EST yet?
 
2012-12-20 10:46:03 PM  

martid4: Klippoklondike: Everyone will wake up as the opposite gender

I'd be squatting down on a mirror admiring that thing!


Sounds good to me. I'll be posting pics later
 
2012-12-20 10:46:10 PM  
Hi, I just want to say that I came from a bar where some douche canoe just ordered a bourbon and sprite. It's ok if the world ends - knowing that it has such douche canoes in it.
 
2012-12-20 10:46:14 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Igor Jakovsky: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Igor Jakovsky: Colin O'Scopy: How long can Drew keep the servers up? Which tab will be the first to go? Will we finally see beyond the gates of UltraFark? Find out at the End of the World, tonight at midnight


Apparently he feeds his squirrel too much, so he has to spamvertise an ad banner at the top of the page. Must be an end-of-civilization quick cash-grab... ;-)

Hooefully the politics tab will be the first to go.

Hey now, that's half of my headline count!  XD

Haha you are the one who is responsible for some of those?

Eh, a decent number anyway.  Though, I don't think any of mine will make the HOTY finals or anything.  :)

Quantity not quality? :)


Well, at least in the politics tab, just stating the story works about as well as a good pun half of the time.  I've had some good ones over time, but I'll admit that I'm not the best at making really witty headlines.
 
2012-12-20 10:46:20 PM  
actually 6:11.36 (secs) a.m.
 
2012-12-20 10:46:25 PM  
at least that old REM song will stop coming up and i can stop humming it
 
2012-12-20 10:46:28 PM  
Gentlemen, it was a pleasure posting sarcastic comments with you. May your souls find peace in Mayan hell.
 
2012-12-20 10:46:29 PM  

ordinarysteve: I really don't want to work tomorrow so I'm ambivalent towards the apocalypse. I bet that guy with 3000 lbs of rice and beef jerky is going to feel a bit silly tomorrow though.


I remember the build up to y2k with people saying you should have several weeks of water available since if the computers thought it was 1900 everything would go to shiat.
 
2012-12-20 10:46:46 PM  

Spiralmonkey: It's 3:43am here and the world hasn't ended and now I have to get up for work on 3 hours sleep. Might as well stay awake and hope the dormant volcano I live beside explodes.


I have no idea why that made me laugh so much.

If we get to see Christmas, have a merry one.
 
2012-12-20 10:47:06 PM  
 
2012-12-20 10:47:23 PM  
I honestly thought I would be a Total Farker before it was all over.

/guess the joke was on me
 
2012-12-20 10:48:20 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: So, anyone for "X-Files"?


No, the Alien invasion date is December 22, the world ends on the 21. It's great, they spend decades working with the Syndicate preparing for the upcoming colonization only to find Earth destroyed the day before. My guess is that the Mayans somehow made it to the Alpha Centauri and saw the date Earth was to be demolished by the Vogons. Bypasses got to be built, what can you do? Always a day late and a Centauri dukat short as they say.
 
2012-12-20 10:48:49 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: bigstoopidbruce: If tomorrow never comes
Will she know how much I loved her
Did I try in every way to show her every day
That she's my only one
And if my time on earth were through
And she must face this world without me
Is the love I gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes

Love some garth brooks and Kent Blazy


/FTFY ;)
 
2012-12-20 10:49:11 PM  
Thought it was 11:11 central (the Mayan time zone)
 
2012-12-20 10:50:04 PM  
I can't believe how much hype this apocalypse shiat has gotten. How is this one different than all the other end of days predictions? Is it just because of the internet? I know a few nutters who actually believe it a little (not full on nutters, I couldn't be friends with that type).

/see you in the morning
 
2012-12-20 10:50:04 PM  
www.bcwildernessvisions.com

blog.joeware.net

sciencenotes.files.wordpress.com

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-20 10:51:00 PM  

Nefarious: ordinarysteve: I really don't want to work tomorrow so I'm ambivalent towards the apocalypse. I bet that guy with 3000 lbs of rice and beef jerky is going to feel a bit silly tomorrow though.

I remember the build up to y2k with people saying you should have several weeks of water available since if the computers thought it was 1900 everything would go to shiat.


For the rice, maybe. But you can never have too much jerky.
 
2012-12-20 10:51:29 PM  
I already have my "Carrier Lost" Facebook post ready to go, I can't wait to **CARRIER LOST**
 
2012-12-20 10:53:01 PM  

ramblinwreck: Thought it was 11:11 central (the Mayan time zone)


nope..it is based on the time of the winter solstice. Every place on earth experiences it at the same time.
 
2012-12-20 10:53:11 PM  

Kevin72: [zippythepinhead.com image 800x323]


Damn it - I just bought a Ford yesterday. Could have held onto my Jeep and spent the money on hookers and blow.

/Just don't have the hang of the end of the world
//Or Thursdays
 
2012-12-20 10:53:23 PM  
This just in, nobody has heard from anyone in Australia for 6 hours!
 
2012-12-20 10:53:24 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: WTF Indeed: Also, everyone should click on all TMLO links. You never know, they not be the "Final Countdown"

Like this one!!!


MOTHERF*CKER!!!
 
2012-12-20 10:54:08 PM  

Coco LaFemme: If the Mayans could predict the end of the world, how come they couldn't predict the Spanish invading?


Because no one expects the Spanish Invasion.
 
2012-12-20 10:54:26 PM  
laughingsquid.com
 
2012-12-20 10:54:42 PM  

Nefarious: ordinarysteve: I really don't want to work tomorrow so I'm ambivalent towards the apocalypse. I bet that guy with 3000 lbs of rice and beef jerky is going to feel a bit silly tomorrow though.

I remember the build up to y2k with people saying you should have several weeks of water available since if the computers thought it was 1900 everything would go to shiat.


Yeah and that actually did have a bit of legitimate reasoning behind it. I still don't have too much faith in the OS for Russian nukes. This shiat is based on ancient Mexican magic (Mayans were cool as fark though). At least the rapture fears resulted in some lulz. The shiatty part is that every generation has thought they were living in the end-times for thousands of years, so we will all have to listen to this crap again and again.
 
2012-12-20 10:54:57 PM  
Orson Welles is on the Radio!
 
2012-12-20 10:54:58 PM  

special20: Hi, I just want to say that I came from a bar where some douche canoe just ordered a bourbon and sprite. It's ok if the world ends - knowing that it has such douche canoes in it.


And YOU let him LIVE!

Heretic!
 
2012-12-20 10:55:25 PM  
I have confirmed that the world will indeed end. I bought a carton of milk today and the expiration date read "eh, fark it".
 
2012-12-20 10:55:44 PM  
Still here. The world isn't allowed to end until after I see the Doctor Who Christmas special, so, 5 more days. Sorry, guys.
 
2012-12-20 10:56:11 PM  

Nefarious: ordinarysteve: I really don't want to work tomorrow so I'm ambivalent towards the apocalypse. I bet that guy with 3000 lbs of rice and beef jerky is going to feel a bit silly tomorrow though.

I remember the build up to y2k with people saying you should have several weeks of water available since if the computers thought it was 1900 everything would go to shiat.


lmao I worked at a casino during that nuttiness. We actually had to do drills on what to do in the event of a power outage. I was on midnights and thought I had to work at 1 and my shift was supposed to start at 11. Oops! If I was going to be late on New Year's Eve, I would have made it good and come in much, much later. One girl came in drunk. She said she mixed Tylenol with one drink. That was one smelly drink she must have had. Man, I'm rambling, I need to go to bed.
 
2012-12-20 10:56:31 PM  

dennysgod: [laughingsquid.com image 564x640]



That's great.
 
2012-12-20 10:56:57 PM  
It's five minutes to three in the afternoon of Friday, December 21, here in Sydney. It's a lovely, sunny, warm day, I finished work at 1.30 and and I'm now on my second beer. The Mayans can go fark themselves.
 
2012-12-20 10:58:02 PM  
 
2012-12-20 10:58:53 PM  

dennysgod: [laughingsquid.com image 564x640]


please tell me that was a real issue
 
2012-12-20 10:59:21 PM  
The beginning of the end...is also the end of the beginning.
 
2012-12-20 10:59:25 PM  

steerforth: It's five minutes to three in the afternoon of Friday, December 21, here in Sydney. It's a lovely, sunny, warm day, I finished work at 1.30 and and I'm now on my second beer. The Mayans can go fark themselves.


Your local time for T.E.O.T.W. would be 10:11:36 P.M.

/Keep drinking
 
2012-12-20 10:59:43 PM  

James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.


Citation? How solid is the data?

And what is that in Pacific Time? 3am?

That's hardly enuf time to get the prtying done...an hour after the bars close. I'd better ask for a Beej in the parking lot, in case we run a little slow.
 
2012-12-20 11:00:11 PM  
oi46.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-20 11:00:13 PM  

Lava Lamp Repairman: It's already Dec 21 in some lands with funny accents.

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes,
an aeroplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
[...]


I didn't realize how farked up those lyrics are. I remember Microsoft wanted to use it to promote the release of Windows 95, but the band wouldn't let them. Wonder if they listened to the song first.

Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn,
world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs.
 
2012-12-20 11:00:19 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: WTF Indeed: Also, everyone should click on all TMLO links. You never know, they not be the "Final Countdown"

Like this one!!!


I always give TMLO the clickity clicks.

/never know might be a version i've never heard
 
2012-12-20 11:00:20 PM  
My dad pointed out that its the MAYAN apocalypse so only Mayans and their descendants will disappear.
 
2012-12-20 11:00:35 PM  

steerforth: It's five minutes to three in the afternoon of Friday, December 21, here in Sydney. It's a lovely, sunny, warm day, I finished work at 1.30 and and I'm now on my second beer. The Mayans can go fark themselves.


So you're saying Australians are so unwanted that even the Mayans didn't care enough to add them to their Doomsday?
 
2012-12-20 11:01:09 PM  

mr lawson: steerforth: It's five minutes to three in the afternoon of Friday, December 21, here in Sydney. It's a lovely, sunny, warm day, I finished work at 1.30 and and I'm now on my second beer. The Mayans can go fark themselves.

Your local time for T.E.O.T.W. would be 10:11:36 P.M.

/Keep drinking


Okely dokely! Will do.
 
2012-12-20 11:01:12 PM  

geom_00: Hey....TMLO

End of the world?
End of the World!
will there be pillaging and looting at the
End of the world?

/Not my best work.


I *still* like it, dagnabbit!


Gyrfalcon: MOTHERF*CKER!!!


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D
 
2012-12-20 11:01:36 PM  
OK, so while Mike Mills is singing the "It's the end of the world..." refrain, Stipe has a vocal line that goes "Time I had some time alone," it just occurred to me what that line is all about.

R.E.M. is actually  welcoming a rapture or apocalyptic event, beause what  they're really saying is,  "[Good! It's about] time I had some time alone," hoping to being the last humans on earth?

So since we all can't be the last ones on earth, I guess none of us are going anywhere.

So here we are.  Yay for us.

/feels like this is a better NYE that 12/31/12 will be, anyway.
 
2012-12-20 11:01:39 PM  
Its 6am in Namibia... i am still here...
 
2012-12-20 11:01:58 PM  

maltedmothball: I always give TMLO the clickity clicks.

/never know might be a version i've never heard


*fistbump*

malted GETS it, yo!
 
2012-12-20 11:01:58 PM  
www.mrcostumes.com

She's coming for all of us!
 
2012-12-20 11:02:06 PM  

Prevailing Wind: If tomorrow comes and were all still here...I have soooo many farking Christmas presents to buy. My kids really should have held out for a better father.


Ya, I only wrapped empty boxes, so if this doesn't happen ...
 
2012-12-20 11:02:21 PM  

Natsumi: Its 6am in Namibia... i am still here...


seven hours and 10 min to go.
 
2012-12-20 11:02:34 PM  
Two suns in the sunset. Foe and friend, we were all equal in the end...
 
2012-12-20 11:03:54 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: [www.mrcostumes.com image 484x590]

She's coming for all of us!


Send her my way!
 
2012-12-20 11:04:11 PM  
Someone clear this up for me? Was the last day on the calendar the 20th or the 21st?

If the 21st, we might have another 24 hrs left, and then it all just blanks out.
 
2012-12-20 11:04:20 PM  
Got us again Rick.

a57.foxnews.com
 
2012-12-20 11:04:35 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I *still* like it, dagnabbit!


I thank you!
 
2012-12-20 11:05:12 PM  

mr lawson: Natsumi: Its 6am in Namibia... i am still here...

seven hours and 10 min to go.


so it ends at 1 for me in Africa on the 21st?
dammit i did not want to go work today
 
2012-12-20 11:05:18 PM  

ekdikeo4: Someone clear this up for me? Was the last day on the calendar the 20th or the 21st?

If the 21st, we might have another 24 hrs left, and then it all just blanks out.


So this is how the world ends... not with a bang but with The Sopranos?
 
2012-12-20 11:05:27 PM  

basemetal: [www.funnycoolstuff.com image 400x300]


I am become Bozo, the Pie-Splatterer of Worlds.
 
2012-12-20 11:05:36 PM  

ekdikeo4: Someone clear this up for me? Was the last day on the calendar the 20th or the 21st?

If the 21st, we might have another 24 hrs left, and then it all just blanks out.


no...you and the rest of the world, have 7 hours and 7 mins until the solstice.
 
2012-12-20 11:05:50 PM  

Coco LaFemme: I don't doubt that somewhere in this country, there is at least one person shiatting their pants in fear that the world will end tomorrow, and humanity will cease to exist.

That person is a farking nutter, and so is anyone else who agrees with them.


This describes the brother of my sister's boyfriend to a T. It's hilarious about how bad he is freaking out, and last night decided would be an excellent time to start stockpiling food and ammo (2 cases of water, some beans, and a staggering stockpile of 600 rounds of ammo. I about shiat from laughing so hard)
 
2012-12-20 11:06:48 PM  
Y'all are gonna feel so stupid when the world exists tomorrow.
 
2012-12-20 11:06:56 PM  

Natsumi: mr lawson: Natsumi: Its 6am in Namibia... i am still here...

seven hours and 10 min to go.

so it ends at 1 for me in Africa on the 21st?
dammit i did not want to go work today


now you are getting how it works.
/take a loooooooong lunch break
 
2012-12-20 11:07:23 PM  
This seems like a good thread to post in.
 
2012-12-20 11:07:31 PM  

mr lawson: Natsumi: mr lawson: Natsumi: Its 6am in Namibia... i am still here...

seven hours and 10 min to go.

so it ends at 1 for me in Africa on the 21st?
dammit i did not want to go work today

now you are getting how it works.
/take a loooooooong lunch break


Lunch? what the hell is that?
 
2012-12-20 11:07:32 PM  

doyner: Y'all are gonna feel so stupid when the world exists tomorrow.


some of us feel quite stupid now.
 
2012-12-20 11:08:54 PM  

Solid Muldoon: [i165.photobucket.com image 448x336]


I have so many towels.
 
2012-12-20 11:08:59 PM  
No more GD titties?
 
2012-12-20 11:09:20 PM  

Fista-Phobia: No more GD titties?


Go to Reddit.
 
2012-12-20 11:09:25 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: [www.wwe.com image 232x245]

Apocalypse?!  U Can't See Me!


Well we know Cena wanted to squeeze out a sixth move of doom before doomsday, and he did so at TLC.

/I will personally armbar this thread towards gredunza levels
//wife about to go to bed, kids are sleeping, what else can I do?
 
2012-12-20 11:09:30 PM  

Natsumi: Lunch? what the hell is that?


It is the meal normally ate between breakfast and dinner, but that's not important right now.

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD DAMN IT!
 
2012-12-20 11:09:43 PM  

Nefarious: ekdikeo4: Someone clear this up for me? Was the last day on the calendar the 20th or the 21st?

If the 21st, we might have another 24 hrs left, and then it all just blanks out.

So this is how the world ends... not with a bang but with The Sopranos?


Could be, could be.  We don't really know how it will end.  Maybe something really bad happens to the gravitational pull of the sun, causing us to spin out of orbit, and the planets all move back a slot, and everything starts over with Venus replacing us.
 
2012-12-20 11:10:40 PM  

Modguy: Coco LaFemme: I don't doubt that somewhere in this country, there is at least one person shiatting their pants in fear that the world will end tomorrow, and humanity will cease to exist.

That person is a farking nutter, and so is anyone else who agrees with them.

This describes the brother of my sister's boyfriend to a T. It's hilarious about how bad he is freaking out, and last night decided would be an excellent time to start stockpiling food and ammo (2 cases of water, some beans, and a staggering stockpile of 600 rounds of ammo. I about shiat from laughing so hard)


Pfft, 600 isn't staggering. I regularly mock gun nuts and 600 is only a handful of trips to the range.

Still hillarious that people buy into this shiat though.
 
2012-12-20 11:10:57 PM  

Lava Lamp Repairman: It's already Dec 21 in some lands with funny accents.

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes,
an aeroplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn,
world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs.
Feed it off an aux speak,, grunt, no, strength,
The ladder starts to clatter with fear fight down height.
Wire in a fire, representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site.
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.
Team by team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped.
Look at that low playing!
Fine, then.
Uh oh, overflow, population, common food, but it'll do.
Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and the revered and the right - right.
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign towers.
Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn.
Locking in, uniforming, book burning, blood letting.
Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate.
Light a candle, light a votive. Step down, step down.
Watch your heel crush, crushed. Uh-oh, this means no fear cavalier.
Renegade steer clear! A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies.
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.
(I feel fine)

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide. Mountains sit in a line
Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Brezhnev. Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.
Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom!
You symbiotic, patriotic, slam book neck, right? Right.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine..


hey, i see a couple familiar logins here.

*waves* how ya been? :)
 
2012-12-20 11:10:57 PM  
img837.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-20 11:10:59 PM  
Well its the 21st in Newfoundland.  Are they dead?

/say that in Gargamel's voice
//"Newfoundland, are you dead?"
 
2012-12-20 11:11:33 PM  

cheap_thoughts: Quick someone sponsor me for totalfark, I need a place to hide!

No one really goes to totalfark anymore, do they?


No. Yes.
 
2012-12-20 11:11:57 PM  
Taco Bell Loaded Grillers....I WANT TO LIVE
 
2012-12-20 11:12:06 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I guess this is finally important now.


that poor, poor song. highly appropriate tonight in more ways than one.

/how ya doin, TMLO? :)
 
2012-12-20 11:12:42 PM  

Smackledorfer: Modguy: Coco LaFemme: I don't doubt that somewhere in this country, there is at least one person shiatting their pants in fear that the world will end tomorrow, and humanity will cease to exist.

That person is a farking nutter, and so is anyone else who agrees with them.

This describes the brother of my sister's boyfriend to a T. It's hilarious about how bad he is freaking out, and last night decided would be an excellent time to start stockpiling food and ammo (2 cases of water, some beans, and a staggering stockpile of 600 rounds of ammo. I about shiat from laughing so hard)

Pfft, 600 isn't staggering. I regularly mock gun nuts and 600 is only a handful of trips to the range.

Still hillarious that people buy into this shiat though.


Friend of mine told me it was wall-to-wall at his local gun store today.  Either they're preparing for the end of the world, or they're preparing for a new Assault Weapons Ban.
 
2012-12-20 11:12:42 PM  
www.christiancinema.com

images.zap2it.com

media.avclub.com
 
2012-12-20 11:12:51 PM  
The website, the world, all ablaze!

RIGHTEOUS FIRE!

imageshack.us
 
2012-12-20 11:13:18 PM  
I will laugh my ass off if there's an earthquake in California at midnight. Not big enough to do any damage, but big enough to scare the shiat out of my cousins.
 
2012-12-20 11:13:21 PM  
Maybe this whole last 13,000 years has been the end of the world, and we've survived that. Maybe things will be less shiatty for the next 13,000 years.
 
2012-12-20 11:13:26 PM  
Smackledorfer Yes. Zippy is over your head.
 
2012-12-20 11:13:43 PM  

bluorangefyre: Either they're preparing for the end of the world, or they're preparing for a new Assault Weapons Ban.


To some, they are one and the same.
 
2012-12-20 11:14:33 PM  

AbiNormal: I will laugh my ass off if there's an earthquake in California at midnight. Not big enough to do any damage, but big enough to scare the shiat out of my cousins.


Well you know it starts with an earthq... nevermind that would just drive this thread into a loop.
 
2012-12-20 11:14:50 PM  
Ah, important Windows Update just popped up.  Really?

Also, just a quick reminder:  Japan would likely be leveled by a Godzilla attack if shiat was going down.
 
2012-12-20 11:15:09 PM  
Hey Drew, can you nuke the Politics Tab at midnight just to freak out the people that seem to live there?
 
2012-12-20 11:16:06 PM  
The Mind Boggles: Hey girl I've been wondering how you've been, good to see you : )
 
2012-12-20 11:16:42 PM  

epoc_tnac: Maybe this whole last 13,000 years has been the end of the world, and we've survived that. Maybe things will be less shiatty for the next 13,000 years.


From what I read, apparently Mayans celebrated the end of a ba'ktun.  So maybe we're all supposed to party then?
 
2012-12-20 11:16:49 PM  

bluorangefyre: Ah, important Windows Update just popped up.  Really?


0.tqn.com
 
2012-12-20 11:16:58 PM  

bluorangefyre: Ah, important Windows Update just popped up.  Really?

Also, just a quick reminder:  Japan would likely be leveled by a Godzilla attack if shiat was going down.


It's to patch the Mayan calender for those users using it instead of the Gregorian one.
 
2012-12-20 11:17:02 PM  

epoc_tnac: Maybe this whole last 13,000 years has been the end of the world, and we've survived that. Maybe things will be less shiatty for the next 13,000 years.


thats some nice optimism there. I predict the following to happen tomorrow in that spirit:

It sensibly snows
reformed gun control and taxing the rich proposed by the Repubs
Mexicans ditch the drug business
The KC Cheifs find a real Quarter back
 
2012-12-20 11:17:05 PM  

WTF Indeed: steerforth: It's five minutes to three in the afternoon of Friday, December 21, here in Sydney. It's a lovely, sunny, warm day, I finished work at 1.30 and and I'm now on my second beer. The Mayans can go fark themselves.

So you're saying Australians are so unwanted that even the Mayans didn't care enough to add them to their Doomsday?


I misread that as "unwashed" and was about to get a little antsy.
 
2012-12-20 11:17:38 PM  
I don't know what this is, but I like it.

smhttp.14409.nexcesscdn.net
 
2012-12-20 11:17:44 PM  
I got called into work this morning at 3 a.m. and I have been up since.

So, fark it, I am going out exhausted and drunk.
 
2012-12-20 11:18:13 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-20 11:18:22 PM  

mr lawson: bluorangefyre: Ah, important Windows Update just popped up.  Really?

[0.tqn.com image 162x164]


Goodbye cruel world, I'm leaving here today
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye all you people, there's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind
Goodbye
 
2012-12-20 11:19:15 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

In case you're wondering, yes, there already is a film in production about tonight's epic event. Working title: "Apocalype No."
 
2012-12-20 11:19:21 PM  
I would hate to be a woman who is about to be consumed in a fiery Armageddon, and never have had posted a picture of my boobs to a fark thread.
/just saying... end of the world and all that
 
2012-12-20 11:19:59 PM  

thecpt: The KC Cheifs find a real Quarter back


Well since QB's drafted by the Chefs since 87 have a total of 0 wins for the Chefs we know that will never happen

/great googly moogly
 
2012-12-20 11:20:02 PM  

basemetal: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x382]


Only 2,012?  PFFT, I'd say a few hundred million, at least.
 
2012-12-20 11:20:18 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-20 11:20:51 PM  

Kevin72: Smackledorfer Yes. Zippy is over your head.


I was hoping to be taken by the hand and guided to it. Ah well, an hour of life left... I can't expect someone else to waste it on that :)
 
2012-12-20 11:21:00 PM  

mr lawson: Natsumi: Lunch? what the hell is that?

It is the meal normally ate between breakfast and dinner, but that's not important right now.

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD DAMN IT!


ok...
/slaves away quietly in corner...
 
2012-12-20 11:21:14 PM  
Am I dreaming?

It's a Brave New World.

/Steve Miller Band, I know nothing of the Book
 
2012-12-20 11:21:40 PM  

ordinarysteve: I would hate to be a woman who is about to be consumed in a fiery Armageddon, and never have had posted a picture of my boobs to a fark thread.
/just saying... end of the world and all that


Well thankfully I have posted my boobies in many threads so I'm OK : )
 
2012-12-20 11:22:14 PM  
DanZero

If the apocolypse DOES happen tonight, does that mean the Pirates would have made the playoffs?
 
2012-12-20 11:22:22 PM  

mr lawson: bluorangefyre: Ah, important Windows Update just popped up.  Really?

[0.tqn.com image 162x164]


domn.sopca.com
 
2012-12-20 11:22:45 PM  
At first I was all

25.media.tumblr.com

but then I was

a.abcnews.go.com
 
2012-12-20 11:22:49 PM  

DanZero: nascarcasm @nascarcasm

In case you're wondering, yes, there already is a film in production about tonight's epic event. Working title: "Apocalype No."


Well we have the fWc and fNc slowly appearing.  Next we'll have pacedogs battling ponies.
 
2012-12-20 11:22:51 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: The Mind Boggles: Hey girl I've been wondering how you've been, good to see you : )


hey tfhm! i've been hanging in there. the silly season always has me busy
how you doin? ;)
 
2012-12-20 11:22:53 PM  

stu1-1: [img837.imageshack.us image 627x417]


The funniest part of that for me is the blank weather report for Saturday.
 
2012-12-20 11:23:01 PM  

bluorangefyre: Well its the 21st in Newfoundland.  Are they dead?



The fact that the people of Newfoundland have not responded to your post does not bode well for them.
 
2012-12-20 11:23:32 PM  
It's going to be fun seeing how many Farkette's get wasted and start taking pictures....
 
2012-12-20 11:24:24 PM  

ShavedApe: It's going to be fun seeing how many Farkette's get wasted and start taking pictures....


If the world does end tonight, I will be glad to know I'm not as desperate as this guy.
 
2012-12-20 11:24:36 PM  
I'm scared. Somebody hot hold me.
 
2012-12-20 11:24:45 PM  

krej55: dennysgod: [laughingsquid.com image 564x640]

please tell me that was a real issue


I wish but alas, it looks shopped...pixels etc.
 
2012-12-20 11:24:52 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: I don't know what this is, but I like it.

[smhttp.14409.nexcesscdn.net image 550x365]


Please tell me you found more info, that looks like the sort of thing I will spend weeks  fapping to watching.
 
2012-12-20 11:24:55 PM  
Armbar!
 
2012-12-20 11:25:18 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: ordinarysteve: I would hate to be a woman who is about to be consumed in a fiery Armageddon, and never have had posted a picture of my boobs to a fark thread.
/just saying... end of the world and all that

Well thankfully I have posted my boobies in many threads so I'm OK : )


And we love you for it :)

/EIP
 
2012-12-20 11:25:37 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: bluorangefyre: Well its the 21st in Newfoundland.  Are they dead?


The fact that the people of Newfoundland have not responded to your post does not bode well for them.


But truth be told, its doubtful Newfoundlanders have heard of Fark.
 
2012-12-20 11:26:09 PM  

WTF Indeed: ShavedApe: It's going to be fun seeing how many Farkette's get wasted and start taking pictures....

If the world does end tonight, I will be glad to know I'm not as desperate as this guy.


I'm a pessimist. I expect to have to go to work tomorrow. So for me, drinking must wait until tomorrow night.
 
2012-12-20 11:27:11 PM  
Well, just in case... BIE eip

Really, just in case. I'll have 6 hrs, 48 mins to enjoy

Thanks, have a nice afterlife
 
2012-12-20 11:27:25 PM  
Now that the world's ending, there'll be no better time to say this, but...

I hate each and everyone of you. Go to hell.

Except TMLO. You're alright.

/Unless we survive, then I'm just kidding.
 
2012-12-20 11:27:25 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: bluorangefyre: Well its the 21st in Newfoundland.  Are they dead?


The fact that the people of Newfoundland have not responded to your post does not bode well for them.


There are no people in Newfoundland.
 
2012-12-20 11:27:55 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Armbar!


TAP OUT YOU SON OF A BIATCH!

/remind me, why weren't either Punk-Jericho or Punk-Bryan nominated for Match of the Year?
//oh yeah, Vince hates Punk, Bryan and probably Jericho
 
2012-12-20 11:29:07 PM  

IcculusMaximus: Spiralmonkey: It's 3:43am here and the world hasn't ended and now I have to get up for work on 3 hours sleep. Might as well stay awake and hope the dormant volcano I live beside explodes.

I have no idea why that made me laugh so much.

If we get to see Christmas, have a merry one.


Thank you. Still wide awake and now got a lot more fark to read. No word on the volcano yet, fingers crossed....
 
2012-12-20 11:29:19 PM  

Gyrfalcon: There are no people in Newfoundland.



Well, not anymore.
 
2012-12-20 11:31:17 PM  
If there are any women here who decide to get drunk and show pictures of their tits to random men, all because the end of the world is nigh (supposedly), you should be kicked repeatedly in the coont until your uterus falls out.

Stupidity like that should earn you a one-way ticket out of the gene pool.
 
2012-12-20 11:31:57 PM  

The Mind Boggles: tinfoil-hat maggie: The Mind Boggles: Hey girl I've been wondering how you've been, good to see you : )

hey tfhm! i've been hanging in there. the silly season always has me busy
how you doin? ;)


I'm getting drunk and been drunk for a few days now ; )
Cheers
blog.chesterniteowl.com
 
2012-12-20 11:32:49 PM  
My neighbors are currently arguing about whether or not the Mayans bothered with daylight savings time. It is sort of hilariously awesome.
 
2012-12-20 11:33:06 PM  

Beerguy: tinfoil-hat maggie: ordinarysteve: I would hate to be a woman who is about to be consumed in a fiery Armageddon, and never have had posted a picture of my boobs to a fark thread.
/just saying... end of the world and all that

Well thankfully I have posted my boobies in many threads so I'm OK : )

And we love you for it :)

/EIP


Awwww : )
 
2012-12-20 11:33:06 PM  

PsiChick: thisisyourbrainonFark: I don't know what this is, but I like it.

[smhttp.14409.nexcesscdn.net image 550x365]

Please tell me you found more info, that looks like the sort of thing I will spend weeks  fapping to watching.


Got it from a GIS for sexy apocalypse. It's from a movie called Doomsday. From a review: "some hot, trashy Apocalyptic strippers and the mind defyingly hot Lee-Anne Liebenberg, who plays Viper, that hot warrior chick you've seen in the trailers. She is not in the film nearly enough, but every moment she's on screen, mmmm God damn."

filmschoolrejects.com
 
2012-12-20 11:33:14 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-20 11:33:17 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-20 11:34:19 PM  

Coco LaFemme: If there are any women here who decide to get drunk and show pictures of their tits to random men, all because the end of the world is nigh (supposedly), you should be kicked repeatedly in the coont until your uterus falls out.

Stupidity like that should earn you a one-way ticket out of the gene pool.


I used to like you :/

If I had any parts women wanted to see (or other men for that matter), I would share them.
 
2012-12-20 11:35:12 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-20 11:35:37 PM  

Zeno-25: [i.imgur.com image 320x320]


Kent Brockman: Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?
Professor: Yes I would, Kent.
 
2012-12-20 11:35:47 PM  

geom_00: DanZero

If the apocolypse DOES happen tonight, does that mean the Pirates Steelers would have made the playoffs?


FIXED!
 
2012-12-20 11:36:12 PM  

Coco LaFemme: If there are any women here who decide to get drunk and show pictures of their tits to random men, all because the end of the world is nigh (supposedly), you should be kicked repeatedly in the coont until your uterus falls out.

Stupidity like that should earn you a one-way ticket out of the gene pool.


getbusylivingblog.com
 
2012-12-20 11:36:34 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-20 11:36:56 PM  

Coco LaFemme: If there are any women here who decide to get drunk and show pictures of their tits to random men, all because the end of the world is nigh (supposedly), you should be kicked repeatedly in the coont until your uterus falls out.

Stupidity like that should earn you a one-way ticket out of the gene pool.


To be fair, if it wasn't for women like that callgirls wouldn't have a profession to fall back on.
 
2012-12-20 11:38:20 PM  

Smackledorfer: Coco LaFemme: If there are any women here who decide to get drunk and show pictures of their tits to random men, all because the end of the world is nigh (supposedly), you should be kicked repeatedly in the coont until your uterus falls out.

Stupidity like that should earn you a one-way ticket out of the gene pool.

I used to like you :/

If I had any parts women wanted to see (or other men for that matter), I would share them.


It smacks of sexual exploitation, and that skeeves me out so farking bad.  I can't stand it.  I would be equally annoyed with dudes sending pictures of their dongs around.
 
2012-12-20 11:38:42 PM  

bluorangefyre: DanZero: nascarcasm @nascarcasm

In case you're wondering, yes, there already is a film in production about tonight's epic event. Working title: "Apocalype No."

Well we have the fWc and fNc slowly appearing.  Next we'll have pacedogs battling ponies.


Nice thing about Nascarcasm, he's funny even in the off season



nascarcasm @nascarcasm

The #apocalypse has been completely overblown, and in the end. it won't happen. It's sorta like "Will Tony Run The #Indy500?" on steroids.
 
2012-12-20 11:39:12 PM  
25 min to go huh?  Maybe I'd better go let the dog out & hit the bathroom myself.  That way if the world ends I won't wet myself out of fear & my fuzzy hero won't piddle on the floor because of another loud noise....
 
2012-12-20 11:39:19 PM  
www.aceweekly.com
Today on Fark Busters, we see how many Quetzalcoatls it takes to bring down a Beowulf cluster of squirrels.
 
2012-12-20 11:39:21 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-20 11:39:21 PM  
I don't know if Henry survived being shot on Psych. And my car isn't paid off til March. So, no.
 
2012-12-20 11:40:23 PM  

DanZero: geom_00: DanZero

If the apocolypse DOES happen tonight, does that mean the Pirates Steelers Cubs would have made the playoffs won the World Series?

FIXED!


DOUBLE FIXED!!
 
2012-12-20 11:40:47 PM  
And just because I came off the Christopher Lee Greatest Hits thread:

www.wearysloth.com

I WILL BRING DESOLATION.... TO MANKIND

but first a message from True Value Hardware Stores
 
2012-12-20 11:42:33 PM  
I just wanted to fark the hottie dancer from "Sin City" just once..ok..mabye twice if i could have a smoke and a drink between bouts...but..NUUUUUUUU....NO SOUP FOR ME. Cries over Jessica Alba's pics.
 
2012-12-20 11:43:19 PM  

DanZero: bluorangefyre: DanZero: nascarcasm @nascarcasm

In case you're wondering, yes, there already is a film in production about tonight's epic event. Working title: "Apocalype No."

Well we have the fWc and fNc slowly appearing.  Next we'll have pacedogs battling ponies.

Nice thing about Nascarcasm, he's funny even in the off season

nascarcasm @nascarcasm

The #apocalypse has been completely overblown, and in the end. it won't happen. It's sorta like "Will Tony Run The #Indy500?" on steroids.


Yeah, I tweeted him already and said we had Holographic Dick Clark still in our arsenal, and quickly 'shopped together the pic towards the top of this thread.

/I'd prefer Holographic Dick Clark over Real Life Ryan Seacrest
//but if we don't get Holographic Dick Clark, then Carson Daly will do
 
2012-12-20 11:43:43 PM  

Recoil Therapy: 25 min to go huh?  Maybe I'd better go let the dog out & hit the bathroom myself.  That way if the world ends I won't wet myself out of fear & my fuzzy hero won't piddle on the floor because of another loud noise....


6 hours and 29 mins to go.

/don't be a puss...you can hold it
 
2012-12-20 11:44:06 PM  
i125.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-20 11:44:51 PM  
16 minutes and counting.
 
2012-12-20 11:44:57 PM  
I just started formatting a hard drive. I hope it finishes before d-day. It'll probably be harder to recover than when you loose power during a Windows update.
 
2012-12-20 11:45:02 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: PsiChick: thisisyourbrainonFark: I don't know what this is, but I like it.

[smhttp.14409.nexcesscdn.net image 550x365]

Please tell me you found more info, that looks like the sort of thing I will spend weeks  fapping to watching.

Got it from a GIS for sexy apocalypse. It's from a movie called Doomsday. From a review: "some hot, trashy Apocalyptic strippers and the mind defyingly hot Lee-Anne Liebenberg, who plays Viper, that hot warrior chick you've seen in the trailers. She is not in the film nearly enough, but every moment she's on screen, mmmm God damn."

filmschoolrejects.com


Dang. Oh, well, back to trawling GIS...

/Fark is such a bad influence on me. :p
 
2012-12-20 11:45:13 PM  

James!: I think we can tell you all now.  The $5 dollars a month is actually used to construct our ship.  Drew has never touched an alcoholic drink in his life, in fact the chemicals would be poison to his alien digestive system.

Also, and you're probably going to laugh about this later, but the destruction of the earth will be caused as we blow it up to give the Ultrafark a boost out of the gravitational pull of the sun.  No hard feelings right?


If the ship is designed as well as the Fark user interface and filter, I'll take my chances...
 
2012-12-20 11:45:28 PM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-20 11:45:52 PM  
Kneel, like the dogs that you are!

media-cache-lt0.pinterest.com
/hot hot hot!
 
2012-12-20 11:46:32 PM  

geom_00: 16 minutes and counting.


grrrrr...NO! 6 hours and 26 mins

/
 
2012-12-20 11:47:14 PM  

Coco LaFemme: If there are any women here who decide to get drunk and show pictures of their tits to random men, all because the end of the world is nigh (supposedly), you should be kicked repeatedly in the coont until your uterus falls out.

Stupidity like that should earn you a one-way ticket out of the gene pool.


I like to get drunk and show pictures of other women's tits to random men, pretending they are mine. It's funner than uterine prolapse.
 
2012-12-20 11:47:49 PM  
MAYAN PREPPERS.....!!!!!!


cache.gawkerassets.com

I THOUGHT YOU SAID "BRIAN PEPPERS"
 
2012-12-20 11:49:12 PM  
PYH
Protect
Your
Holes
 
2012-12-20 11:49:12 PM  
There's a lady on my flight (i'm at 37k right now) that is freaking out about every tiny little bump.  It's kind of funny.  She's also pretty hot.  So that's a bonus.
 
2012-12-20 11:49:22 PM  
Hey, I was just diversifying my portfolio to take advantage of long term investment strategies -- what did I miss?
 
2012-12-20 11:49:25 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Smackledorfer: Coco LaFemme: If there are any women here who decide to get drunk and show pictures of their tits to random men, all because the end of the world is nigh (supposedly), you should be kicked repeatedly in the coont until your uterus falls out.

Stupidity like that should earn you a one-way ticket out of the gene pool.

I used to like you :/

If I had any parts women wanted to see (or other men for that matter), I would share them.

It smacks of sexual exploitation, and that skeeves me out so farking bad.  I can't stand it.  I would be equally annoyed with dudes sending pictures of their dongs around.


Who gets exploited if both sexes are doing it?

I can see the argument that women get exploited in all sorts of situations, but a boob over the internet for a spot of fun? Isn't it you who would be demeaning to women by saying they are incapable of making decisions like that without it being victimization by men?

I'm open to convincing. Equally open to letting it slide. I don't want to force anyone to discuss something they don't want to (not that I could, but you know what I mean).

Ten minutes to go.
 
2012-12-20 11:49:51 PM  
 
2012-12-20 11:50:40 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Whoever is the final Last Man Standing, please turn out the lights before the thread closes for good.


LMS?
 
2012-12-20 11:51:03 PM  

diaphoresis: Where did the Mayan Prophecy give the exact time and in which time zone?


Winter Solstice. It occurs at 11:12 a.m. UTC on December 21, 2012.
 
2012-12-20 11:51:28 PM  

TheManofPA: PYH
Protect
Your
Holes


I'm watching that right now

/thats going to sound really weird out of context
 
2012-12-20 11:51:34 PM  

TheNameIs_Horace: MAYAN PREPPERS.....!!!!!!


[cache.gawkerassets.com image 640x393]

I THOUGHT YOU SAID "BRIAN PEPPERS"


DAMN YOU!!!!!  I'd finally forgotten about that, and you go and show it!!!
 
2012-12-20 11:52:06 PM  
So comes the end.

/I've always hated you
 
2012-12-20 11:52:11 PM  
I got my towel, 4 bottles of whiskey, a carton of smokes, and  http://youtu.be/WLzseIR1_do on repeat. I say bring it on Mayans!
 
2012-12-20 11:52:26 PM  

Smackledorfer: Coco LaFemme: Smackledorfer: Coco LaFemme: If there are any women here who decide to get drunk and show pictures of their tits to random men, all because the end of the world is nigh (supposedly), you should be kicked repeatedly in the coont until your uterus falls out.

Stupidity like that should earn you a one-way ticket out of the gene pool.

I used to like you :/

If I had any parts women wanted to see (or other men for that matter), I would share them.

It smacks of sexual exploitation, and that skeeves me out so farking bad.  I can't stand it.  I would be equally annoyed with dudes sending pictures of their dongs around.

Who gets exploited if both sexes are doing it?

I can see the argument that women get exploited in all sorts of situations, but a boob over the internet for a spot of fun? Isn't it you who would be demeaning to women by saying they are incapable of making decisions like that without it being victimization by men?

I'm open to convincing. Equally open to letting it slide. I don't want to force anyone to discuss something they don't want to (not that I could, but you know what I mean).

Ten minutes to go.


Smackledorfer: Coco LaFemme: Smackledorfer: Coco LaFemme: If there are any women here who decide to get drunk and show pictures of their tits to random men, all because the end of the world is nigh (supposedly), you should be kicked repeatedly in the coont until your uterus falls out.

Stupidity like that should earn you a one-way ticket out of the gene pool.

I used to like you :/

If I had any parts women wanted to see (or other men for that matter), I would share them.

It smacks of sexual exploitation, and that skeeves me out so farking bad.  I can't stand it.  I would be equally annoyed with dudes sending pictures of their dongs around.

Who gets exploited if both sexes are doing it?

I can see the argument that women get exploited in all sorts of situations, but a boob over the internet for a spot of fun? Isn't it you who would be demeaning to women by saying they are incapable of making decisions like that without it being victimization by men?

I'm open to convincing. Equally open to letting it slide. I don't want to force anyone to discuss something they don't want to (not that I could, but you know what I mean).

Ten minutes to go.


You'd be exploiting her by forcing her to go get her camera, whip out her boobies, take pictures of them, and then email them to strangers! You're doing that all with your misogynistic, manly, mind-powers!
 
2012-12-20 11:52:40 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-20 11:53:16 PM  
www.teamtimeeip.com

Just sayin...
 
2012-12-20 11:53:38 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Winter Solstice. It occurs at 11:12 a.m. UTC on December 21, 2012.


I read (nasa) that it was 11:11:36 utc dec 21 '12

guess some are rounding up to the next min, or rounding down because of ELEVENTY!!!1111!
 
2012-12-20 11:53:53 PM  
Hey... all of you imbeciles wondering how The Apocalypse works: Harold Camping was explicit about the fact that it starts at the International Date Line and travels around the world in a 24-hour process.

He was wrong ONLY on the specific date, and only wrong TWICE. How many times have YOU been wrong?

All right, then.
 
2012-12-20 11:54:10 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: diaphoresis: Where did the Mayan Prophecy give the exact time and in which time zone?

Winter Solstice. It occurs at 11:12 a.m. UTC on December 21, 2012.


Can you translate that to American, please?  Because I'm thinking that's 6:12 AM Eastern, 3:12 AM Pacific, and just past midnight at Palin's house since she can see Russia from it.
 
2012-12-20 11:55:51 PM  

Beerguy: tinfoil-hat maggie: Beerguy: tinfoil-hat maggie: ordinarysteve: I would hate to be a woman who is about to be consumed in a fiery Armageddon, and never have had posted a picture of my boobs to a fark thread.
/just saying... end of the world and all that

Well thankfully I have posted my boobies in many threads so I'm OK : )

And we love you for it :)

/EIP

Awwww : )

[fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net image 850x637]

Cheers! Maggie


Next round is on me!
 
2012-12-20 11:56:28 PM  

bluorangefyre: Bathia_Mapes: diaphoresis: Where did the Mayan Prophecy give the exact time and in which time zone?

Winter Solstice. It occurs at 11:12 a.m. UTC on December 21, 2012.

Can you translate that to American, please?  Because I'm thinking that's 6:12 AM Eastern, 3:12 AM Pacific, and just past midnight at Palin's house since she can see Russia from it.


correct
6:11:36 am est
 
2012-12-20 11:56:59 PM  
I don't know about you guys, but a zombie apocalypse would feel right just about now.
 
2012-12-20 11:57:40 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Beerguy: tinfoil-hat maggie: Beerguy: tinfoil-hat maggie: ordinarysteve: I would hate to be a woman who is about to be consumed in a fiery Armageddon, and never have had posted a picture of my boobs to a fark thread.
/just saying... end of the world and all that

Well thankfully I have posted my boobies in many threads so I'm OK : )

And we love you for it :)

/EIP

Awwww : )

[fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net image 850x637]

Cheers! Maggie

Next round is on me!


Bring it!
 
2012-12-20 11:58:48 PM  

Beerguy: I don't know about you guys, but a zombie apocalypse would feel right just about now.


here you are
 
2012-12-20 11:58:54 PM  

timharrod: Hey... all of you imbeciles wondering how The Apocalypse works: Harold Camping was explicit about the fact that it starts at the International Date Line and travels around the world in a 24-hour process.

He was wrong ONLY on the specific date, and only wrong TWICE. How many times have YOU been wrong?

All right, then.


I'm on the other side of the International Date Line, so I'm getting a kick...
 
2012-12-20 11:58:57 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-20 11:59:50 PM  
In exactly one minute, everyone will shut the hell up. Thank the gods.
 
2012-12-20 11:59:58 PM  
MCTHpostedatmidnightG
 
2012-12-20 11:59:58 PM  
are we still here?
 
2012-12-21 12:00:14 AM  
www.gamestar.hu
 
2012-12-21 12:00:27 AM  
AND HERE WE GO!!!
 
2012-12-21 12:00:35 AM  
Booooring. Time to go back to fapping.
 
2012-12-21 12:01:20 AM  
Well that was fun.
 
2012-12-21 12:01:38 AM  
Still here in CST!
 
2012-12-21 12:02:15 AM  

TheManofPA: MCTHpostedatmidnightG

imgc.allpostersimages.com
 
2012-12-21 12:02:40 AM  
Quick, everyone divide by zero!
 
2012-12-21 12:03:11 AM  
so the next 24 hours should be exciting.
 
2012-12-21 12:03:17 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Booooring. Time to go back to fapping.


That's just what the Mayans wanted you to think. Be all ready for the world to explode at midnight. Then a couple hours later, you get blown up and die with your pants around your ankles, porn on the computer, and a blow up doll on the couch next to you.
 
2012-12-21 12:03:32 AM  

ArmednHammered: Quick, everyone divide by zero!


Holy shiat it worked.  The fundamental laws of the universe have changed.
 
2012-12-21 12:03:48 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-21 12:04:31 AM  
Well guys, East coast reporting in, still watching my DVR of the League and ....carrier lost
 
2012-12-21 12:04:59 AM  

ArmednHammered: Quick, everyone divide by zero!

reverse the polarity!


FTFY
 
2012-12-21 12:05:17 AM  
Hello?

Cool! I finally have the thread to myself!

dailygrindhouse.com

D'OH!
 
2012-12-21 12:05:21 AM  

basemetal: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x370]


For this day....this version works better
 
2012-12-21 12:05:32 AM  

ShavedApe: PC LOAD LETTER: Booooring. Time to go back to fapping.

That's just what the Mayans wanted you to think. Be all ready for the world to explode at midnight. Then a couple hours later, you get blown up and die with your pants around your ankles, porn on the computer, and a blow up doll on the couch next to you.


Awww, you're just saying that.
 
2012-12-21 12:05:36 AM  
BIE EIP

/Aztec calendar is the best calendar
 
2012-12-21 12:05:55 AM  

TheManofPA: TheManofPA: MCTHpostedatmidnightG
[imgc.allpostersimages.com image 473x378]


Damnit, you even botched the end of the world?!  :D
 
2012-12-21 12:05:58 AM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-21 12:06:24 AM  
It's 12:05 a.m. here in NC....and nothing.  Aww, shucks.
 
2012-12-21 12:06:58 AM  
So BIE didn't happen? oh well, I've yet(been here since 03) get BIE anyways.
 
2012-12-21 12:07:13 AM  
Oh, my God... people in the Eastern Time Zone (US) are assuming that since the world didn't end for THEM, it won't end at ALL.

/man, are you gonna look stupid on the other side
 
2012-12-21 12:07:27 AM  
Well fark, I guess I am getting up for work in the morning.
 
2012-12-21 12:07:32 AM  
GODDAM LYIN' MAYANS!
 
2012-12-21 12:07:34 AM  
hello?
 
2012-12-21 12:07:40 AM  
Is it over yet?
 
2012-12-21 12:07:58 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-21 12:08:50 AM  

Philbb: Is it over yet?


Yes
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-12-21 12:09:39 AM  

Ennuipoet: [freeversephotography.com image 850x519]


Nicely done!
 
2012-12-21 12:09:44 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: diaphoresis: Where did the Mayan Prophecy give the exact time and in which time zone?

Winter Solstice. It occurs at 11:12 a.m. UTC on December 21, 2012.


Thank you.

/Getting drunk now
 
2012-12-21 12:10:00 AM  
cidutest.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-21 12:10:07 AM  

basemetal: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]


You prepared that, didn't you, you bastard?
 
2012-12-21 12:10:08 AM  
 
2012-12-21 12:10:50 AM  
 
2012-12-21 12:11:02 AM  
Still alive!  And the tubes are still working!
 
2012-12-21 12:11:22 AM  
delayed armbar
 
2012-12-21 12:11:51 AM  
- This is Crystal Palace. Are you still on?
- That's affirmative, sir.
- Yeah, we're here! Jesus H. Christ! We're still here!
 
2012-12-21 12:13:19 AM  
but.. but.. what if they forgot to carry the 1 in their calculations and the end of the world actually ends on Monday?
 
2012-12-21 12:13:32 AM  
Bookmark.

I'll read through the thread in between fighting off hordes of feral ghouls.
 
2012-12-21 12:13:39 AM  
officailpsy 19 seconds ago
Hey guys, YouTube has just contacted me and informed me this video has achieved 1 billion views ;)



It's the end now!
 
2012-12-21 12:14:10 AM  
So is it supposed to happen when it gets to be 12/21 in Mayaland?  Because I'm on the west coast, and I took a benadryl about an hour ago, and I don't think I can stay up for this hootenanny.
 
2012-12-21 12:15:16 AM  

James!: Drew has never touched an alcoholic drink in his life, in fact the chemicals would be poison to his alien digestive system.


Does he drink sour milk instead?
 
2012-12-21 12:15:53 AM  
Ok, I made it through the League, the world can end now.
 
2012-12-21 12:16:24 AM  

mr lawson: officailpsy 19 seconds ago
Hey guys, YouTube has just contacted me and informed me this video has achieved 1 billion views ;)


It's the end now!


and the world has reached, a new low.
 
2012-12-21 12:16:46 AM  
Google's doodle is just plain but the UK gets the better doodle?
 
2012-12-21 12:17:22 AM  

alwaysjaded: Bookmark.

I'll read through the thread in between fighting off hordes of feral ghouls.


Zombies don't scare me. Feral hogs do.
 
2012-12-21 12:17:31 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-21 12:17:48 AM  

ShavedApe: PC LOAD LETTER: Booooring. Time to go back to fapping.

That's just what the Mayans wanted you to think. Be all ready for the world to explode at midnight. Then a couple hours later, you get blown up and die with your pants around your ankles, porn on the computer, and a blow up doll on the couch next to you.


I'mokwiththis.jpg.
 
2012-12-21 12:17:55 AM  
Today is my birthday, so I am getting a kick out of all this....
 
2012-12-21 12:18:35 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: hello?


Is there anybody in there?
 
2012-12-21 12:18:41 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: and the world has reached, a new low.


funny and sad at the same time that this is the song the word ends on...roflmao
 
2012-12-21 12:18:47 AM  
Well crap. Looks like I gotta go to the In-Laws for Christmas.
 
2012-12-21 12:19:21 AM  
12:12 AM on 12/21/12 I thought something should would have happened by now. Maybe it will coinside w/ the soltice.

Looks liike work the world is going to be here in the morning.

Finishing my drink and going to bed.

/ I have a towel
// Just incase
/// Threezzzes
 
2012-12-21 12:19:30 AM  

bluorangefyre: Grand_Moff_Joseph: hello?

Is there anybody in there?


Just nod if you can hear me.
 
2012-12-21 12:20:00 AM  

Kenny B: Well crap. Looks like I gotta go to the In-Laws for Christmas.


Yeah, me too.
 
2012-12-21 12:20:41 AM  

Tellingthem: bluorangefyre: Grand_Moff_Joseph: hello?

Is there anybody in there?

Just nod if you can hear me.


Wazzzuuuppp?  :D
 
2012-12-21 12:21:46 AM  
Haven't you the end will come when we see...

THE BROWNS WIN THE SUPER BOWL!!!
 
2012-12-21 12:21:50 AM  
Last post.
 
2012-12-21 12:22:27 AM  

make me some tea: Last post.


no, allow me.  :)
 
2012-12-21 12:22:28 AM  
Vera Lynn

Cheers!

See ya tomorrow!
 
2012-12-21 12:22:38 AM  

Tellingthem: bluorangefyre: Grand_Moff_Joseph: hello?

Is there anybody in there?

Just nod if you can hear me.


Is there anyone at home?
 
2012-12-21 12:23:22 AM  

eddievercetti: Haven't you the end will come when we see...

THE BROWNS LIONS WIN THE SUPER BOWL!!!

 
2012-12-21 12:25:23 AM  
wanted for questioning

www.bbc.co.uk
 
2012-12-21 12:26:19 AM  
Hey guys! 11:11am UTC (greenwich mean time), That's 11pm  for you back coasters... Ya'll got 6 more hours, DRINK UP!
 
2012-12-21 12:26:27 AM  
Since noone else has posted this, I guess I will.

The End
 
2012-12-21 12:27:16 AM  
Should I have a midnight snack?
 
2012-12-21 12:27:21 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: make me some tea: Last post.

no, allow me.  :)


Not at all, I will defer to your post.
 
2012-12-21 12:27:51 AM  

ShavedApe: alwaysjaded: Bookmark.

I'll read through the thread in between fighting off hordes of feral ghouls.

Zombies don't scare me. Feral hogs do.


What about feral zombie hogs?

/ pours another drink
 
2012-12-21 12:28:14 AM  

bluorangefyre: Tellingthem: bluorangefyre: Grand_Moff_Joseph: hello?

Is there anybody in there?

Just nod if you can hear me.

Is there anyone at home?


Hehe ; )
You're only coming through in waves
 
2012-12-21 12:28:34 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: make me some tea: Last post.

no, allow me.  :)


LMS again
 
2012-12-21 12:30:21 AM  
This must be Thursday...I never could get the hang of Thursdays. Drink up, the world's about to end.
 
2012-12-21 12:30:57 AM  

alwaysjaded: ShavedApe: alwaysjaded: Bookmark.

I'll read through the thread in between fighting off hordes of feral ghouls.

Zombies don't scare me. Feral hogs do.

What about feral zombie hogs?

/ pours another drink



You evil bastard. There goes any hope of not having nightmares tonight.
 
2012-12-21 12:31:45 AM  
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgcy-V6YIuI
 
2012-12-21 12:32:19 AM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPkpqfx-TW8

I'm laying down on something that asks
Losing your way, getting way off track
Ain't no stopping, stops from coming
When tomorrow hits
When tomorrow hits
When tomorrow hits
What's easy for you comes so hard
What you got, never got too far
There's no stopping things from coming
When tomorrow hits
When tomorrow hits
When tomorrow hits - ah - look out
When tomorrow hits
It'll hit you hard
When tomorrow hits
It'll hit you hard
When tomorrow hits
It'll hit you hard
When tomorrow hits -- that's no doubt
 
2012-12-21 12:32:44 AM  
I feel fine...
 
2012-12-21 12:32:46 AM  
 
2012-12-21 12:34:01 AM  
Any Farkettes doing some end-of-the-world BIE? If so, EIP!

/please and thanks!
 
2012-12-21 12:35:27 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-21 12:37:13 AM  
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-12-21 12:38:05 AM  
Why do some Farkers call female Farkers Farkettes? I think it's stupid.

/Something to ponder at world's end. Beer no. 5.
 
2012-12-21 12:39:52 AM  

DanZero: bluorangefyre: DanZero: nascarcasm @nascarcasm

In case you're wondering, yes, there already is a film in production about tonight's epic event. Working title: "Apocalype No."

Well we have the fWc and fNc slowly appearing.  Next we'll have pacedogs battling ponies.

Nice thing about Nascarcasm, he's funny even in the off season

nascarcasm @nascarcasm

The #apocalypse has been completely overblown, and in the end. it won't happen. It's sorta like "Will Tony Run The #Indy500?" on steroids.


Nascarcasm in my apocalypse thread???

There's a reason you are blue 3, sir.

Late to the party, working Karl Strauss Red Trolley Ale number 3, what's everyone drinking tonight?...and my sincerest apologies to those unlucky enough to have to work during the end if the world)

/Not really
//yeah I am
///maybe
 
2012-12-21 12:41:40 AM  
USB bent, MY LIFE IS RUINED!
 
2012-12-21 12:42:11 AM  

steerforth: Why do some Farkers call female Farkers Farkettes? I think it's stupid.

/Something to ponder at world's end. Beer no. 5.


ask and ye shall receive.
 
2012-12-21 12:42:48 AM  

KellyX: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x649]


Love it, it made me giggle like mad : )
 
2012-12-21 12:42:50 AM  

steerforth: Why do some Farkers call female Farkers Farkettes? I think it's stupid.

/Something to ponder at world's end. Beer no. 5.


It has a little more class than. "Hey, Biatches!"

'Please' and 'thank you' are also good when requesting BIE

/eip
 
2012-12-21 12:43:57 AM  

bluorangefyre: Bathia_Mapes: diaphoresis: Where did the Mayan Prophecy give the exact time and in which time zone?

Winter Solstice. It occurs at 11:12 a.m. UTC on December 21, 2012.

Can you translate that to American, please?  Because I'm thinking that's 6:12 AM Eastern, 3:12 AM Pacific, and just past midnight at Palin's house since she can see Russia from it.


Coordinated Universal Time (UTC) conversion chart.
 
2012-12-21 12:46:39 AM  
What if we are already dead?
 
2012-12-21 12:46:47 AM  

mr lawson: steerforth: Why do some Farkers call female Farkers Farkettes? I think it's stupid.

/Something to ponder at world's end. Beer no. 5.

ask and ye shall receive.


So in 2016, should she somehow survive TEOTW - unlikely as that seems from our current vantage point - Hillary's going to be known as Presidentette Clinton?
 
2012-12-21 12:47:55 AM  
*** NO CARRIER ***
 
2012-12-21 12:48:42 AM  

steerforth: Hillary's going to be known as Presidentette Clinton?


Be funny if it did.
 
2012-12-21 12:48:55 AM  

Smackledorfer: Modguy: Coco LaFemme: I don't doubt that somewhere in this country, there is at least one person shiatting their pants in fear that the world will end tomorrow, and humanity will cease to exist.

That person is a farking nutter, and so is anyone else who agrees with them.

This describes the brother of my sister's boyfriend to a T. It's hilarious about how bad he is freaking out, and last night decided would be an excellent time to start stockpiling food and ammo (2 cases of water, some beans, and a staggering stockpile of 600 rounds of ammo. I about shiat from laughing so hard)

Pfft, 600 isn't staggering. I regularly mock gun nuts and 600 is only a handful of trips to the range.

Still hillarious that people buy into this shiat though.


thatsthejoke.jpg

:P Yes, 600 is so absurdly far from "staggering" that I couldn't help but laugh.
 
2012-12-21 12:49:07 AM  

noblehammer16: What if we are already dead?



So Fark is Purgatory? An interesting theory.
 
2012-12-21 12:50:16 AM  
I just wanted to be in the "End of the World" thread. I have nothing meaningful to add.

\except Slashies!
/or Back-Slashies!
\\Slashies
\\\Slashies
\\\\Slashies...the word has lost all meaning to me.
 
2012-12-21 12:52:17 AM  
 
2012-12-21 12:53:44 AM  

noblehammer16: What if we are already dead?


I was was once, I got better ; )
 
2012-12-21 12:54:08 AM  
last
 
2012-12-21 12:54:24 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

Just snapped this pic outside and I can't find my kids. Should I be concerned?
 
2012-12-21 12:57:48 AM  
Gallows

This is the end of the world and we are bringing it home.
 
2012-12-21 12:58:58 AM  
 
2012-12-21 12:58:59 AM  

noblehammer16: What if we are already dead?


Some say that if we ever figure out the true meaning of life, it'll immediately be replaced. Some also say this has already happened.

/HHGG
//RIP Doug Adams
 
2012-12-21 12:59:54 AM  

Cup Check: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 300x133]

Just snapped this pic outside and I can't find my kids. Should I be concerned?


Not at all. they are in a better place now.
 
2012-12-21 01:01:50 AM  
Well it's been fun reading all of this, but I have zombies to fight. Have fun with the sky catching fire and the poles reversing and all of that.
 
2012-12-21 01:02:59 AM  
On another note, anybody know why I'm getting bugged on every page to whitelist Fark, even with Adblock and NoSCript disabled?
 
2012-12-21 01:05:09 AM  
Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
 
2012-12-21 01:05:11 AM  

Bonanza Jellybean: On another note, anybody know why I'm getting bugged on every page to whitelist Fark, even with Adblock and NoSCript disabled?


Because you have Ablock and NoScript disabled : )
 
2012-12-21 01:05:25 AM  

Bonanza Jellybean: On another note, anybody know why I'm getting bugged on every page to whitelist Fark, even with Adblock and NoSCript disabled?


Obviously, one or both are not completely turned off.
 
2012-12-21 01:05:32 AM  

Bonanza Jellybean: On another note, anybody know why I'm getting bugged on every page to whitelist Fark, even with Adblock and NoSCript disabled?


Why are you asking me to whitelist you in my adblocker?

The majority of Fark's revenue comes from showing ads to our users. It pays for bandwidth, servers, bug fixing, and new development. If you're seeing a message from us asking nicely that you whitelist us in your adblocker, it's because we've noticed that you're not seeing ads. This could be because you've installed Adblock Plus or one of a number of other tools that blocks you from seeing ads.

We wish we could run Fark with no ads at all, but ads pay our bills. Bottom line: without ads, we couldn't exist. It doesn't matter if you never click on an ad; we get paid on the number of times we show an ad.

We work very hard to make sure that our ads are unobtrusive. We could make a lot more money if we allowed ads that were pop-ups, expandables, auto-playing audio, and the the like. Instead, a lot of effort goes into making sure those sorts of ads never make it onto Fark. Very rarely, one of these ads has made it through, so we spent months setting up a one-click reporting system that grabs the ad and runs an ad trace so we can remove it from the stream immediately.

So we're asking please...help us pay our bills. Whitelist us in your adblocking plugin. In Adblock Plus, you can select "Disable on fark.com" from your Adblock Plus menu. If you can't figure out how to whitelist Fark, please send us a "Tech question" Farkback.

If you can't (or won't) whitelist us in your ad blocker, please considering signing up for TotalFark.
 
2012-12-21 01:06:10 AM  
 
2012-12-21 01:08:28 AM  
Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom.
 
2012-12-21 01:08:29 AM  
I am posting in this thread, but I don't know why. I've only read the first 250 comments.
 
2012-12-21 01:08:41 AM  

mr lawson: Bonanza Jellybean: On another note, anybody know why I'm getting bugged on every page to whitelist Fark, even with Adblock and NoSCript disabled?

Why are you asking me to whitelist you in my adblocker?

The majority of Fark's revenue comes from showing ads to our users. It pays for bandwidth, servers, bug fixing, and new development. If you're seeing a message from us asking nicely that you whitelist us in your adblocker, it's because we've noticed that you're not seeing ads. This could be because you've installed Adblock Plus or one of a number of other tools that blocks you from seeing ads.

We wish we could run Fark with no ads at all, but ads pay our bills. Bottom line: without ads, we couldn't exist. It doesn't matter if you never click on an ad; we get paid on the number of times we show an ad.

We work very hard to make sure that our ads are unobtrusive. We could make a lot more money if we allowed ads that were pop-ups, expandables, auto-playing audio, and the the like. Instead, a lot of effort goes into making sure those sorts of ads never make it onto Fark. Very rarely, one of these ads has made it through, so we spent months setting up a one-click reporting system that grabs the ad and runs an ad trace so we can remove it from the stream immediately.

So we're asking please...help us pay our bills. Whitelist us in your adblocking plugin. In Adblock Plus, you can select "Disable on fark.com" from your Adblock Plus menu. If you can't figure out how to whitelist Fark, please send us a "Tech question" Farkback.

If you can't (or won't) whitelist us in your ad blocker, please considering signing up for TotalFark.


NOW he tells us
 
2012-12-21 01:09:55 AM  
thank you, maggie!

/hums skeeter davis
 
2012-12-21 01:10:34 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."


HERO

www.geekscape.net
 
2012-12-21 01:12:21 AM  

Omahawg: thank you, maggie!

/hums skeeter davis


Why does the sun go on shining....
 
2012-12-21 01:13:09 AM  
"Klaatu barada nikto"

Did it work?
 
2012-12-21 01:14:03 AM  

Omahawg: thank you, maggie!

/hums skeeter davis


Welcome hon, since I don't watch ads and all, and TF is a nice gift to give out for the holidays : )
 
2012-12-21 01:14:50 AM  
Raveonettes - Into the Night


not particularly apocalyptic, just sounds cool.


And out.
 
2012-12-21 01:19:22 AM  

Bonanza Jellybean: On another note, anybody know why I'm getting bugged on every page to whitelist Fark, even with Adblock and NoSCript disabled?


Do you have NoScript in the full "bend over and drop your shorts" mode? It's not enough to just whitelist fark.com. Even "temporarily allow all this page" doesn't work, because the scripts you've just enabled then want to run more scripts from other sites. It's turtles crapware all the way down.

/would be willing to allow ads for Fark if they were restricted to static JPGs served from a *.fark.com address
//no I will not watch videos or punch the monkey to win. Even animated GIFs cross the line.
 
2012-12-21 01:20:30 AM  

bluorangefyre: Tellingthem: bluorangefyre: Grand_Moff_Joseph: hello?

Is there anybody in there?

Just nod if you can hear me.

Is there anyone at home?


Come on, now,

I hear you're feeling down.

/sorry Maggie
 
2012-12-21 01:23:00 AM  
Holy shiat. Drew killed his own site by adding a background image that is the size of DVD rip.

And for farks sake why have they not fixed the right click dialog being overridden by Farks native editor [PASTE].
 
2012-12-21 01:23:11 AM  

Cup Check: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 300x133]

Just snapped this pic outside and I can't find my kids. Should I be concerned?


OMG PONIES
 
2012-12-21 01:23:34 AM  
Everything's so ... brown.
 
2012-12-21 01:23:48 AM  
So we went brown.  Guess they were right.
 
2012-12-21 01:24:03 AM  
 
2012-12-21 01:24:38 AM  
Alright whats up with the ugly brown backgound?

And a lovely Carol for the season : )
 
2012-12-21 01:25:10 AM  

vegaswench: So we went brown.  Guess they were right.


And completely laggy.
 
2012-12-21 01:26:07 AM  
How do I get BIE? My EIP is there, do I beg or sacrifice a Iggles win?
 
2012-12-21 01:26:11 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Alright whats up with the ugly brown backgound?

And a lovely Carol for the season : )


Cause the world's gone to shiat?
 
2012-12-21 01:28:54 AM  

eddievercetti: How do I get BIE? My EIP is there, do I beg or sacrifice a Iggles win?



Mix in a swirl more begging, a generous dash of pleading, and a spoonful of groveling.
 
2012-12-21 01:29:05 AM  

ShavedApe: tinfoil-hat maggie: Alright whats up with the ugly brown backgound?

And a lovely Carol for the season : )

Cause the world's gone to shiat?


I guess so.
Scary Soltice
 
2012-12-21 01:33:22 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: KellyX: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x649]

Love it, it made me giggle like mad : )


Thx for the TF, I'll try to make the most of it... at least for the next 24hrs or so...
 
2012-12-21 01:35:25 AM  
Seriously, is Fark not taking ages for anyone else to load?

That BG image is 2.95MB in size.. I'm assuming a few thousand people hitting the site and having to download that is Farking Fark
 
2012-12-21 01:35:50 AM  

styckx: vegaswench: So we went brown.  Guess they were right.

And completely laggy.


Hah..tethering off my verizon phone...no lag.
/grandfathered unlimited plan for the win!
 
2012-12-21 01:36:33 AM  

GypsyJoker: Every apocalypse thread needs this.


Great, now I have the overwhelming desire to watch Excalibur. Aw hell, I still got 6+ hours. Fark it!
 
2012-12-21 01:36:42 AM  
A brown out! What a crappy thing to happen
 
2012-12-21 01:38:01 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Alright whats up with the ugly brown backgound?


It's a big-ass picture of an Aztec calendar.
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-21 01:38:17 AM  

styckx: vegaswench: So we went brown.  Guess they were right.

And completely laggy.


It just keeps spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning!  Did anyone check on the servers?
 
2012-12-21 01:38:22 AM  
Is Fark using the not-Mayan not-calendar image as a background?
 
2012-12-21 01:39:10 AM  
Still alive in California
 
2012-12-21 01:39:24 AM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: [www.mrcostumes.com image 484x590]

She's coming for all of us!


Promises, promises...
 
2012-12-21 01:40:30 AM  

KellyX: tinfoil-hat maggie: KellyX: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x649]

Love it, it made me giggle like mad : )

Thx for the TF, I'll try to make the most of it... at least for the next 24hrs or so...


Ha, yep at least now when you die in the apocalypse you'll a TF'er, I think there is a special place in hell reserved ; )
 
2012-12-21 01:41:07 AM  
Is Fark running on Butt Fumble servers?
 
2012-12-21 01:44:07 AM  

Ivo Shandor: tinfoil-hat maggie: Alright whats up with the ugly brown backgound?

It's a big-ass picture of an Aztec calendar.
[i.imgur.com image 370x389]


Oh I know now, it almost loaded and I got to see half of it : )

/I'm guessing I'm not the only drunk tonight
 
2012-12-21 01:45:38 AM  

styckx: Holy shiat. Drew killed his own site by adding a background image that is the size of DVD rip.

And for farks sake why have they not fixed the right click dialog being overridden by Farks native editor [PASTE].


The dev team is working on it.
 
2012-12-21 01:45:42 AM  

ShavedApe: eddievercetti: How do I get BIE? My EIP is there, do I beg or sacrifice a Iggles win?


Mix in a swirl more begging, a generous dash of pleading, and a spoonful of groveling.


Be clever, be appreciative, be glad. Ya don't receive fine gifts from demanding them. And, in all cases:

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-12-21 01:48:47 AM  
Dig the new background. In the spirit of a season of madness, as it were.
 
2012-12-21 01:52:47 AM  

eddievercetti: Is Fark running on Butt Fumble servers?


25.media.tumblr.com

Well, I did hear he's looking for a job...
 
2012-12-21 01:52:59 AM  
I made it home, I was worried that it wouldn't be here.
 
2012-12-21 01:55:08 AM  
Only the End of the World Again

When they play the final chord and they let us all inside
I don't think I'll have the tickets for a roller coaster ride
But maybe ride the funhouse by the shining sea
Jesus Christ always looked like a carnie to me

Tell me how you have lost everything
How your hopes have flown the abyss on a broken wing
And you're sure that there are no new beginnings
And you can't win....

And it's only the end of the world again
Yeah it's only the end of the world again
This is only the end of the world, so let it go....

I hope the angels will look vaguely pornographic
I'd want to laughing at my life if it wasn't comitragic
They're casting for a Satan who will get the second billing
Gary Oldman may play the part as long as he is willing

Tell me how bad this world has broken your heart
That your soul is so ripped no one can sew back the parts
You cannot stand to duck the darts
Of fortune for one more day....

And it's only the end of the world again
Yeah it's only the end of the world again
This is only the end of the world, and I don't mind

There are no public apocalypses
It is a fiction,
There's only doomsdays of the heart
Don't go crying over your shattered wishes,
If wishes were horses
Then the French would never starve

Let's have fun....
Doesn't this Armageddon seem like a rerun.....
Hasn't it already been done? Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

I hope I don't get sick on the cosmic escalator
Or that I get kicked out of paradise for being a chronic masturbator
What you going to do oh wide eyed believer
If the guy that greets you is Osiris or Shiva
Or maybe this world is all that we receive at all.....

NOTICE: All lyrics @ Copyright G.W. Devon Pack 2011
 
2012-12-21 02:01:29 AM  
So do I have to repay  my student loans or not?!??! I need to know this shiat!
 
2012-12-21 02:01:40 AM  
i.imgur.com

It'll just be a realistic 3D model of the apocalypse.
 
2012-12-21 02:02:28 AM  
And now, the end is near, and I face the final curtain
 
2012-12-21 02:05:57 AM  
www.thebeveragestore.com

+

slog.thestranger.com

Any Seattle Farkettes up?
 
2012-12-21 02:07:27 AM  
I'm currently doing laundry so I can make sure I apocalypse in clean undies.
 
2012-12-21 02:10:17 AM  
I suppose I'd better get in one final epic fap session... just in case.

/be back in 7 or 8 minutes
 
2012-12-21 02:11:51 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Ivo Shandor: tinfoil-hat maggie: Alright whats up with the ugly brown backgound?

It's a big-ass picture of an Aztec calendar.
[i.imgur.com image 370x389]

Oh I know now, it almost loaded and I got to see half of it : )

/I'm guessing I'm not the only drunk tonight


Whomever put it up was either drunk or doesn't know the difference between Aztec & Mayan culture.

img.fark.net
 
2012-12-21 02:13:37 AM  
Hooray it's my last day on earth and I'm snowed in at a rest area in god damn Wisconsin.

/Beer beer everywhere but not a drop to drink....
 
2012-12-21 02:14:09 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: tinfoil-hat maggie: Ivo Shandor: tinfoil-hat maggie: Alright whats up with the ugly brown backgound?

It's a big-ass picture of an Aztec calendar.
[i.imgur.com image 370x389]

Oh I know now, it almost loaded and I got to see half of it : )

/I'm guessing I'm not the only drunk tonight

Whomever put it up was either drunk or doesn't know the difference between Aztec & Mayan culture.

[img.fark.net image 850x1416]


either? I'd guess both
 
2012-12-21 02:15:00 AM  

Rufus Lee King: 2X2L calling CQ...

2X2L calling CQ...

Isn't there anyone on the air?

Isn't there anyone on the air?

Isn't there...anyone?


Grover's Mill was a hoax, sorry
 
2012-12-21 02:16:50 AM  
Aw crap. I just looked outside. Overhead, without any fuss, the stars are going out.

Goodnight everyone, hope to see you all again in the next cycle of time.
 
2012-12-21 02:17:14 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: tinfoil-hat maggie: Ivo Shandor: tinfoil-hat maggie: Alright whats up with the ugly brown backgound?

It's a big-ass picture of an Aztec calendar.
[i.imgur.com image 370x389]

Oh I know now, it almost loaded and I got to see half of it : )

/I'm guessing I'm not the only drunk tonight

Whomever put it up was either drunk or doesn't know the difference between Aztec & Mayan culture.

[img.fark.net image 850x1416]


I'd say both : )

/Happy Solstice.
 
2012-12-21 02:17:19 AM  

Mikeyworld: ShavedApe: eddievercetti: How do I get BIE? My EIP is there, do I beg or sacrifice a Iggles win?


Mix in a swirl more begging, a generous dash of pleading, and a spoonful of groveling.

Be clever, be appreciative, be glad. Ya don't receive fine gifts from demanding them. And, in all cases:


I always laugh at rule #7 in that picture. I have yet to have a Farkette ask for a reply-dong.
 
2012-12-21 02:19:43 AM  
Thanks for putting up the AZTEC calendar, shiatheads.
 
2012-12-21 02:21:00 AM  
Elven twenty here on the West Coast. Time to snag a cold beer and see if anything interesting happens in the next half an hour. If the world does end, though, I'm going to be quite pissed about it, as the final Wheel of Time book isn't going to be released until January, and it would be the universe's rude joke to end everything before we got to see how THAT series ended.

/twenty farking years
//not like anyone else really cares
///I just want to see how it ends, however it does
 
2012-12-21 02:22:22 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


/may your profiles wear it with pride


Woot! My first... and.. last.. BADGE!
 
2012-12-21 02:25:12 AM  

ThatBillmanGuy: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


/may your profiles wear it with pride

Woot! My first... and.. last.. BADGE!


My cherry's busted too!
 
2012-12-21 02:27:12 AM  
While all the dolphins are leaving us, The Doctor is going to be saving us all!!!!!

/would it be bad if I try to pick up Amy, or the new companion of Oswin?
//mmmmmmmm accents.
 
2012-12-21 02:29:07 AM  

Somacandra: Thanks for putting up the AZTEC calendar, shiatheads.


Damn! No wonder all my clocks are off.
 
2012-12-21 02:31:40 AM  

Tellingthem: Bathia_Mapes: tinfoil-hat maggie: Ivo Shandor: tinfoil-hat maggie: Alright whats up with the ugly brown backgound?

It's a big-ass picture of an Aztec calendar.
[i.imgur.com image 370x389]

Oh I know now, it almost loaded and I got to see half of it : )

/I'm guessing I'm not the only drunk tonight

Whomever put it up was either drunk or doesn't know the difference between Aztec & Mayan culture.

[img.fark.net image 850x1416]

either? I'd guess both


And you're probably corrrect.
 
2012-12-21 02:33:20 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Bathia_Mapes: tinfoil-hat maggie: Ivo Shandor: tinfoil-hat maggie: Alright whats up with the ugly brown backgound?

It's a big-ass picture of an Aztec calendar.
[i.imgur.com image 370x389]

Oh I know now, it almost loaded and I got to see half of it : )

/I'm guessing I'm not the only drunk tonight

Whomever put it up was either drunk or doesn't know the difference between Aztec & Mayan culture.

[img.fark.net image 850x1416]

I'd say both : )

/Happy Solstice.


:-)
 
2012-12-21 02:36:19 AM  

Somacandra: Thanks for putting up the AZTEC calendar, shiatheads.


It's just as accurate as the Mayan one.
 
2012-12-21 02:37:02 AM  
The stars are right. Yea! I get to be eaten first.
 
2012-12-21 02:37:49 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-21 02:39:36 AM  
Everything starting to go dark!

Please kind Farkettes! One last BIE?
 
2012-12-21 02:39:50 AM  

Ol' Derpy Bastard: The stars are right. Yea! I get to be eaten first.


Hehe, you better hope so Link
: )
 
2012-12-21 02:40:58 AM  
So what time was the world supposed to end?  Midnight, 9 a.m., 4:20 p.m.?  And in what time zone?  The one where the temple is?  Was this already addressed?

Did I miss it?  I hate missing the end of the world.
 
2012-12-21 02:42:00 AM  

Baz the Spaz: Everything starting to go dark!



Fapping DOES lead to blindness!
 
2012-12-21 02:42:53 AM  
The 2012 movie did have it start with California falling into the ocean, so we've got about 20 min.

Farkettes, last chance to have me be calling out your name when I die! Quick, while the page refreshes!

BIE, EIP.

Pretty please? Wiith sugar on it? Heck, I'll put sugar on it. Whip cream too. And some chocolate sauce...

Just forward it to my bunk. KTHXBAI!
 
2012-12-21 02:46:32 AM  

bluorangefyre: Ah, important Windows Update just popped up.  Really?

Also, just a quick reminder:  Japan would likely be leveled by a Godzilla attack if shiat was going down.


It's a little dangerous over here right now.  They're busy assembling the mechas right now.  The magical girls are holding the worst of it back for the moment, but nobody knows how long they can keep it up.
 
2012-12-21 02:46:46 AM  
1:45 am, Central Time. Still here.

/blah
 
2012-12-21 02:48:27 AM  

Baz the Spaz: Everything starting to go dark!


I had a dream, which was not all a dream.
The bright sun was extinguish'd, and the stars
Did wander darkling in the eternal space,
Rayless, and pathless, and the icy earth
Swung blind and blackening in the moonless air;
Morn came and went--and came, and brought no day,
And men forgot their passions in the dread
Of this their desolation; and all hearts
Were chill'd into a selfish prayer for light:
And they did live by watchfires--and the thrones,
The palaces of crowned kings--the huts,
The habitations of all things which dwell,
Were burnt for beacons; cities were consumed,
And men were gathered round their blazing homes
To look once more into each other's face;
Happy were those who dwelt within the eye
Of the volcanos, and their mountain-torch:
A fearful hope was all the world contain'd;
Forests were set on fire--but hour by hour
They fell and faded--and the crackling trunks
Extinguish'd with a crash--and all was black.
The brows of men by the despairing light
Wore an unearthly aspect, as by fits
The flashes fell upon them; some lay down
And hid their eyes and wept; and some did rest
Their chins upon their clenched hands, and smiled;
And others hurried to and fro, and fed
Their funeral piles with fuel, and looked up
With mad disquietude on the dull sky,
The pall of a past world; and then again
With curses cast them down upon the dust,
And gnash'd their teeth and howl'd: the wild birds shriek'd,
And, terrified, did flutter on the ground,
And flap their useless wings; the wildest brutes
Came tame and tremulous; and vipers crawl'd
And twined themselves among the multitude,
Hissing, but stingless--they were slain for food.
And War, which for a moment was no more,
Did glut himself again;--a meal was bought
With blood, and each sate sullenly apart
Gorging himself in gloom: no love was left;
All earth was but one thought--and that was death,
Immediate and inglorious; and the pang
Of famine fed upon all entrails--men
Died, and their bones were tombless as their flesh;
The meagre by the meagre were devoured,
Even dogs assail'd their masters, all save one,
And he was faithful to a corse, and kept
The birds and beasts and famish'd men at bay,
Till hunger clung them, or the dropping dead
Lured their lank jaws; himself sought out no food,
But with a piteous and perpetual moan,
And a quick desolate cry, licking the hand
Which answered not with a caress--he died.
The crowd was famish'd by degrees; but two
Of an enormous city did survive,
And they were enemies: they met beside
The dying embers of an altar-place
Where had been heap'd a mass of holy things
For an unholy usage; they raked up,
And shivering scraped with their cold skeleton hands
The feeble ashes, and their feeble breath
Blew for a little life, and made a flame
Which was a mockery; then they lifted up
Their eyes as it grew lighter, and beheld
Each other's aspects--saw, and shriek'd, and died--
Even of their mutual hideousness they died,
Unknowing who he was upon whose brow
Famine had written Fiend. The world was void,
The populous and the powerful--was a lump,
Seasonless, herbless, treeless, manless, lifeless--
A lump of death--a chaos of hard clay.
The rivers, lakes, and ocean all stood still,
And nothing stirred within their silent depths;
Ships sailorless lay rotting on the sea,
And their masts fell down piecemeal: as they dropp'd
They slept on the abyss without a surge--
The waves were dead; the tides were in their grave,
The moon their mistress had expir'd before;
The winds were withered in the stagnant air,
And the clouds perish'd; Darkness had no need
Of aid from them--She was the Universe.

- Lord Byron, "Darkness"
 
2012-12-21 02:49:37 AM  
Less than fifteen minutes to midnight, and I'm halfway through my beer. I'm half inclined to check Trade Chat in WoW for kicks, but I'm worried about suffering irreversible brain damage. Ah well, but if the world ends soon anyway, it's not like it'll be a problem, right? :)

/I'm joking
//it's Barrens chat that is toxic to neurons
///Trade Chat is closer mentally to mild food poisoning
 
2012-12-21 02:53:28 AM  

Baz the Spaz: Everything starting to go dark!


That's just because the Sun's gone down for a bit. It'll be back in another bit.
 
2012-12-21 02:57:05 AM  
Less than five minutes to go for us West Coasters.

*sniff* I'll miss...... no one, I guess. I'll be dead.
 
2012-12-21 02:57:42 AM  
Local bakery gets in on it:

sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-12-21 02:58:02 AM  
Almost midnight here on the west coast.

There's lots of sirens outside for some reason.

I'm hanging on to my balls here.
 
2012-12-21 03:01:25 AM  
Ha-ha! It's past midnight on the west coast and I made i

***CARRIER LOST***
 
2012-12-21 03:01:27 AM  
*Checks clock.*

*Looks around the room.*

*Notices that the cats are passed out asleep.*

Well, that was anticlimactic. :-\

*Finishes beer.*
 
2012-12-21 03:01:58 AM  
Welcome to the end of the world.


It's got that New Vegas brown to it. Huh.
 
2012-12-21 03:02:42 AM  
Midnight in California!

*looks outside*

I think we're all good, dudes. So, Cthulhu will not be coming from this direction.

/gangbangers, however...
 
2012-12-21 03:06:53 AM  
I wonder if I should open my Christmas presents now, just in case?

Ok, that was weird. Some odd rumbling outside.
 
2012-12-21 03:07:20 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Midnight in California!

*looks outside*

I think we're all good, dudes. So, Cthulhu will not be coming from this direction.

/gangbangers, however...


He might be going for Hawaii first as an appetizer. Y'know, have a quick luau and make some pina coladas and get buzzed to keep him going on the trip across the Pacific. It is a pretty big ocean, even for an Elder God.
 
2012-12-21 03:07:22 AM  
Midnight here in Victoria. Just cracked my first La Fin Du Monde. Only 24 hours to go.
 
2012-12-21 03:11:21 AM  
Whar Nibiru? WHAR???
 
2012-12-21 03:11:32 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Midnight in California!

*looks outside*

I think we're all good, dudes. So, Cthulhu will not be coming from this direction.

/gangbangers, however...


Has anybody checked on Argentina, you know since that would be the direction they would come from : )
 
2012-12-21 03:15:42 AM  
23:45 until The History Channel gets canceled.
 
2012-12-21 03:23:24 AM  

L33t Squirrel: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Midnight in California!

*looks outside*

I think we're all good, dudes. So, Cthulhu will not be coming from this direction.

/gangbangers, however...

He might be going for Hawaii first as an appetizer. Y'know, have a quick luau and make some pina coladas and get buzzed to keep him going on the trip across the Pacific. It is a pretty big ocean, even for an Elder God.


That's right! I totally forgot about Hawaii. Bad mems, dude. Always start with the nommie stuff first, just be sure to leave room for the main course. Native Hawaiians seem to be well marbled, but a bit on the small side. For an Elder God it would be like those horrid little cocktail weenies some people serve as apps.  Probs just annoy him  more.

I actually didn't like my vacation to Hawaii at all. I couldn't find a decent skate park there after going through the trouble of checking my favorite board onto the plane, everything was more expensive than being in Los Angeles, some weird dude with a fake accent was constantly hitting on me when he saw me and the pina coladas I had in Vegas at this one hotel were actually better (can't remember the name, got a bit tipsy, I did) than any I had in Hawaii. The only good thing about that trip was watching my sis surf. She's awesome at that.
 
2012-12-21 03:26:25 AM  

Smackledorfer: Modguy: Coco LaFemme: I don't doubt that somewhere in this country, there is at least one person shiatting their pants in fear that the world will end tomorrow, and humanity will cease to exist.

That person is a farking nutter, and so is anyone else who agrees with them.

This describes the brother of my sister's boyfriend to a T. It's hilarious about how bad he is freaking out, and last night decided would be an excellent time to start stockpiling food and ammo (2 cases of water, some beans, and a staggering stockpile of 600 rounds of ammo. I about shiat from laughing so hard)

Pfft, 600 isn't staggering. I regularly mock gun nuts and 600 is only a handful of trips to the range.

Still hillarious that people buy into this shiat though.


I have a coworker that stocked up over 1500 rounds of ammo. It's pretty much the only thing they've talked about this week.

/sigh
 
2012-12-21 03:26:38 AM  
I've stocked up on lube so I can spend the next 24 hours jerkin it just in case.

I've always planned to die while masturbating. The only drawback to this whole Apocalypse thing is that there's not going to be any mortifyingly awkward scene for somebody to have to clean-up afterwards.
 
2012-12-21 03:33:17 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Midnight in California!

*looks outside*

I think we're all good, dudes. So, Cthulhu will not be coming from this direction.

/gangbangers, however...

Has anybody checked on Argentina, you know since that would be the direction they would come from : )


After WWII, there was a huge rift in my family, so I actually have relatives down there. Turns out some of them were Nazi supporters back in Norway during the war. I did not know that as they are not spoken of often. When I tracked some of them down years ago, I got screamed at like never before. That has nothing to do with my generation, so I keep in touch with them anyway. I'll go check their FB status updates and if it says "we're all dead", I'll let ya know. I strongly suspect they will not.

In my family though, you never know what kinds of silly shenanigans will come out of one  of us.
 
2012-12-21 03:33:52 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: That's right! I totally forgot about Hawaii. Bad mems, dude. Always start with the nommie stuff first, just be sure to leave room for the main course. Native Hawaiians seem to be well marbled, but a bit on the small side. For an Elder God it would be like those horrid little cocktail weenies some people serve as apps.  Probs just annoy him  more.


Eh, good point. He'd probably fill up too fast if he hit some of the other Pacific islands first (dear gods, they consume SO much Spam!). Hopefully it gives him the chance to slow down a bit, as I've got a Young's Double Chocolate Stout and a Rogue Dead Guy Ale in the fridge that I'd like to finish before I'm driven mad and subsequently devoured. Y'know, get a good marinade going. :)
 
2012-12-21 03:45:58 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: tinfoil-hat maggie: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Midnight in California!

*looks outside*

I think we're all good, dudes. So, Cthulhu will not be coming from this direction.

/gangbangers, however...

Has anybody checked on Argentina, you know since that would be the direction they would come from : )

After WWII, there was a huge rift in my family, so I actually have relatives down there. Turns out some of them were Nazi supporters back in Norway during the war. I did not know that as they are not spoken of often. When I tracked some of them down years ago, I got screamed at like never before. That has nothing to do with my generation, so I keep in touch with them anyway. I'll go check their FB status updates and if it says "we're all dead", I'll let ya know. I strongly suspect they will not.

In my family though, you never know what kinds of silly shenanigans will come out of one  of us.


Wow, that's facinating, no really, I once new a guy one of his grandfathers fought under Patton in Euroe the other Grandfather fought in the 2nd Panzer Waffen SS. History is crazy like that.
 
2012-12-21 03:48:12 AM  
Am I late?
 
2012-12-21 03:52:16 AM  

L33t Squirrel: Real Women Drink Akvavit: That's right! I totally forgot about Hawaii. Bad mems, dude. Always start with the nommie stuff first, just be sure to leave room for the main course. Native Hawaiians seem to be well marbled, but a bit on the small side. For an Elder God it would be like those horrid little cocktail weenies some people serve as apps.  Probs just annoy him  more.

Eh, good point. He'd probably fill up too fast if he hit some of the other Pacific islands first (dear gods, they consume SO much Spam!). Hopefully it gives him the chance to slow down a bit, as I've got a Young's Double Chocolate Stout and a Rogue Dead Guy Ale in the fridge that I'd like to finish before I'm driven mad and subsequently devoured. Y'know, get a good marinade going. :)


How thoughtful of you! I've been marinading myself in Linie Akvavit. Wonder if they prefer dill or cardamon or a combo? As a chef type person, I feel the need to add a certain nuance to my flavor.

Oh, and Argentina is fine thus far, but they've still got a bit to go, according to their  http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/maya?p0=51 thingie. So it may still be a "the end is nigh!" kind of thing for some people.

/trolling Yahoo Answers and all the sobbing "I'm scared!" brats was fun though, so it's all worth it in the end
//wait until they hear about that one preacher and his prediction for Apocalypse on the 23rd
///perpetual terror of the idiotic, America's true fuel
 
2012-12-21 03:53:43 AM  

Bingledak: Am I late?


Not really I think we have a few hours to go yet.
 
2012-12-21 03:57:05 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: //wait until they hear about that one preacher and his prediction for Apocalypse on the 23rd


There's another apocalypse planned?  What are they serving?  Maybe I'll skip this one and go to that one.  Two apocalypses in a few days get expensive to attend, you hate to show favorites, and do you wear the same outfit to them?
 
2012-12-21 04:05:51 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit:

That's right! I totally forgot about Hawaii. Bad mems, dude. Always start with the nommie stuff first, just be sure to leave room for the main course. Native Hawaiians seem to be well marbled, but a bit on the small side. For an Elder God it would be like those horrid little cocktail weenies some people serve as apps.  Probs just annoy him  more.


Wrong side of the international date line, Hawaii's always the last to know about something.

That's also the first time I've ever heard a kanak called "a bit on the small side'. Well, maybe against a Samoan or Micronesian...
 
2012-12-21 04:07:09 AM  

Duck_of_Doom: Real Women Drink Akvavit: //wait until they hear about that one preacher and his prediction for Apocalypse on the 23rd

There's another apocalypse planned?  What are they serving?  Maybe I'll skip this one and go to that one.  Two apocalypses in a few days get expensive to attend, you hate to show favorites, and do you wear the same outfit to them?


Sorry you're gonna have to buy a new outfit, I mean what will people think if they see you wearing the same thing as they saw you wearing in the last apocalypse. Although I guess if you're going in a tux you could just change the tie, men are lucky like that ; )
 
2012-12-21 04:10:50 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Real Women Drink Akvavit: tinfoil-hat maggie: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Midnight in California!

*looks outside*

I think we're all good, dudes. So, Cthulhu will not be coming from this direction.

/gangbangers, however...

Has anybody checked on Argentina, you know since that would be the direction they would come from : )

After WWII, there was a huge rift in my family, so I actually have relatives down there. Turns out some of them were Nazi supporters back in Norway during the war. I did not know that as they are not spoken of often. When I tracked some of them down years ago, I got screamed at like never before. That has nothing to do with my generation, so I keep in touch with them anyway. I'll go check their FB status updates and if it says "we're all dead", I'll let ya know. I strongly suspect they will not.

In my family though, you never know what kinds of silly shenanigans will come out of one  of us.

Wow, that's facinating, no really, I once new a guy one of his grandfathers fought under Patton in Euroe the other Grandfather fought in the 2nd Panzer Waffen SS. History is crazy like that.


In my fam, the split was roughly 50/50. As long as we don't remind my Gran I'm half German myself (she forgets things), she's cool with me. Any other German though - they run the risk of being run down by a motorized wheelchair if she finds out they're German.

Duck_of_Doom: Real Women Drink Akvavit: //wait until they hear about that one preacher and his prediction for Apocalypse on the 23rd

There's another apocalypse planned?  What are they serving?  Maybe I'll skip this one and go to that one.  Two apocalypses in a few days get expensive to attend, you hate to show favorites, and do you wear the same outfit to them?



Attire for the apocalypse is always optional, just as it is on Fark. I'll most likely be having one of my "underpants only" personal dance parties to some sort of heavy metal while drinking heavily, in the garage of my home. However, this apocalypse on the 23rd is a "Christian" prophecy, so it may be the "one TRUE prophecy" or some silliness. I'll just quietly wait for Ragnarok, like a good little Nordic type Heathen wench.

No I won't. I'll just live life. The world could end for any of us at any time for many reasons, so why stress? Live your life, do good when you can, and don't worry about any potential afterlife or lack thereof. Just look both ways before crossing the street and you're probably fine.
 
2012-12-21 04:11:48 AM  
Duck_of_Doom: There's another apocalypse planned?  What are they serving?  Maybe I'll skip this one and go to that one.  Two apocalypses in a few days get expensive to attend, you hate to show favorites, and do you wear the same outfit to them?

I'm in comfy Hello Kitty flannels, so unless The Doctor or someone else really cool shows up I'm not going to bother. But then, as previous Companions have shown, arriving in one's nightclothes does not prevent one from having a very good time.
 
2012-12-21 04:14:18 AM  
Rudy's on the midway
and Jacob's in the hole
the monkey's on the ladder
the devil shovels coal
with crows as big as airplanes
the lion has three heads
and someone will eat the skin that he sheds
and the earth died screaming
the earth died screaming
while I lay dreaming of you

Well hell doesn't want you
and heaven is full
bring me some water
put it in this skull
I walk between the raindrops
wait in bug house square
and the army ants
they leave nothin' but the bones
and the earth died screaming while I lay dreaming of you

There was thunder there was lightning
then the stars went out and the moon fell from the sky
it rained mackerel it rained trout
and the great day of wrath has come
and here's mud in your big red eye
the poker's in the fire and the locusts take the sky
and the earth died screaming while I lay dreaming of you


Tom Waits - "Earth Died Screaming"
 
2012-12-21 04:15:24 AM  

L33t Squirrel: I'm in comfy Hello Kitty flannels, so unless The Doctor or someone else really cool shows up I'm not going to bother. But then, as previous Companions have shown, arriving in one's nightclothes does not prevent one from having a very good time.



Yeah, but then again, things can get really really weird surprisingly fast.

i1127.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-21 04:15:44 AM  

Ishidan: Real Women Drink Akvavit:

That's right! I totally forgot about Hawaii. Bad mems, dude. Always start with the nommie stuff first, just be sure to leave room for the main course. Native Hawaiians seem to be well marbled, but a bit on the small side. For an Elder God it would be like those horrid little cocktail weenies some people serve as apps.  Probs just annoy him  more.

Wrong side of the international date line, Hawaii's always the last to know about something.

That's also the first time I've ever heard a kanak called "a bit on the small side'. Well, maybe against a Samoan or Micronesian...


I meant they are short. Nordic heritage does not always give one great height, but it does give a slight advantage in the "how's the weather up there?" department. At least in my family it does. I have female cousins who are over six feet tall, which is freakishly tall, even for Norwegians.

I guess a lifetime in Cali has stunted my growth. Must be all the Tofu.
 
2012-12-21 04:19:18 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Attire for the apocalypse is always optional, just as it is on Fark. I'll most likely be having one of my "underpants only" personal dance parties to some sort of heavy metal while drinking heavily, in the garage of my home. However, this apocalypse on the 23rd is a "Christian" prophecy, so it may be the "one TRUE prophecy" or some silliness. I'll just quietly wait for Ragnarok, like a good little Nordic type Heathen wench.


I wanna party with you ; )
 
2012-12-21 04:22:52 AM  

Snapper Carr: Yeah, but then again, things can get really really weird surprisingly fast.

[i1127.photobucket.com image 230x282]


Thanks for the reminder, I do have a towel handy. And while I've been drinking beer, I'm a tad short on peanuts. I wonder if pretzels can substitute.
 
2012-12-21 04:24:03 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Sorry you're gonna have to buy a new outfit, I mean what will people think if they see you wearing the same thing as they saw you wearing in the last apocalypse. Although I guess if you're going in a tux you could just change the tie, men are lucky like that ; )


So you're saying I should cross-dress?

You're right though, how gauche can someone be to wear the same outfit to both?

L33t Squirrel: I'm in comfy Hello Kitty flannels, so unless The Doctor or someone else really cool shows up I'm not going to bother. But then, as previous Companions have shown, arriving in one's nightclothes does not prevent one from having a very good time.


Woohoo Hello Kitty!  If Ten could show up for an alien invasion in his pajamas, then the Doctor can pick me up in my nightgown.  The arms are all stretched, so he'll see plenty of side-boob.

Real Women Drink Akvavit: No I won't. I'll just live life. The world could end for any of us at any time for many reasons, so why stress? Live your life, do good when you can, and don't worry about any potential afterlife or lack thereof. Just look both ways before crossing the street and you're probably fine.

I'll drink to that.  :)
 
2012-12-21 04:30:17 AM  

Duck_of_Doom: tinfoil-hat maggie: Sorry you're gonna have to buy a new outfit, I mean what will people think if they see you wearing the same thing as they saw you wearing in the last apocalypse. Although I guess if you're going in a tux you could just change the tie, men are lucky like that ; )

So you're saying I should cross-dress?

You're right though, how gauche can someone be to wear the same outfit to both?

L33t Squirrel: I'm in comfy Hello Kitty flannels, so unless The Doctor or someone else really cool shows up I'm not going to bother. But then, as previous Companions have shown, arriving in one's nightclothes does not prevent one from having a very good time.

Woohoo Hello Kitty!  If Ten could show up for an alien invasion in his pajamas, then the Doctor can pick me up in my nightgown.  The arms are all stretched, so he'll see plenty of side-boob.

Real Women Drink Akvavit: No I won't. I'll just live life. The world could end for any of us at any time for many reasons, so why stress? Live your life, do good when you can, and don't worry about any potential afterlife or lack thereof. Just look both ways before crossing the street and you're probably fine.

I'll drink to that.  :)


Well I do love a woman in a tux : )
www.stanford.edu
 
2012-12-21 04:36:22 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Attire for the apocalypse is always optional, just as it is on Fark. I'll most likely be having one of my "underpants only" personal dance parties to some sort of heavy metal while drinking heavily, in the garage of my home. However, this apocalypse on the 23rd is a "Christian" prophecy, so it may be the "one TRUE prophecy" or some silliness. I'll just quietly wait for Ragnarok, like a good little Nordic type Heathen wench.

I wanna party with you ; )


Yay! I love parties! Especially when there is booze and heavy metal involved. I'll follow the Paula Deen rule of buying part of the nibbles and making just a few. It's all in the arrangement of the nibbles. And the butter. Lots and lots of butter.

Duck_of_Doom: tinfoil-hat maggie: Sorry you're gonna have to buy a new outfit, I mean what will people think if they see you wearing the same thing as they saw you wearing in the last apocalypse. Although I guess if you're going in a tux you could just change the tie, men are lucky like that ; )

Real Women Drink Akvavit: No I won't. I'll just live life. The world could end for any of us at any time for many reasons, so why stress? Live your life, do good when you can, and don't worry about any potential afterlife or lack thereof. Just look both ways before crossing the street and you're probably fine.

I'll drink to that.  :)


Let me fill my favorite drinking horn, and we shall have a toast. Either that or I'll just check the personal liquor cabinet in my closet to make sure my sis didn't run off with my Patron Gold and we'll go straight for the tequila, no training wheels and right outta the bottle. I do not fear your germs, cuz mine are mightier! RAWR!
 
2012-12-21 04:38:04 AM  

L33t Squirrel: Snapper Carr: Yeah, but then again, things can get really really weird surprisingly fast.

[i1127.photobucket.com image 230x282]

Thanks for the reminder, I do have a towel handy. And while I've been drinking beer, I'm a tad short on peanuts. I wonder if pretzels can substitute.


Salted pretzels should do. I'm fairly certain the salt content's the important bit.
 
2012-12-21 04:41:04 AM  
Happy Quetzalcoatl Day! We all gon' die!

/Been drinking,
//Anybody trying the ol' Doomsday BIE yet?
///Whoop... yup.
 
2012-12-21 04:46:17 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: tinfoil-hat maggie: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Attire for the apocalypse is always optional, just as it is on Fark. I'll most likely be having one of my "underpants only" personal dance parties to some sort of heavy metal while drinking heavily, in the garage of my home. However, this apocalypse on the 23rd is a "Christian" prophecy, so it may be the "one TRUE prophecy" or some silliness. I'll just quietly wait for Ragnarok, like a good little Nordic type Heathen wench.

I wanna party with you ; )

Yay! I love parties! Especially when there is booze and heavy metal involved. I'll follow the Paula Deen rule of buying part of the nibbles and making just a few. It's all in the arrangement of the nibbles. And the butter. Lots and lots of butter.

Duck_of_Doom: tinfoil-hat maggie: Sorry you're gonna have to buy a new outfit, I mean what will people think if they see you wearing the same thing as they saw you wearing in the last apocalypse. Although I guess if you're going in a tux you could just change the tie, men are lucky like that ; )

Real Women Drink Akvavit: No I won't. I'll just live life. The world could end for any of us at any time for many reasons, so why stress? Live your life, do good when you can, and don't worry about any potential afterlife or lack thereof. Just look both ways before crossing the street and you're probably fine.

I'll drink to that.  :)

Let me fill my favorite drinking horn, and we shall have a toast. Either that or I'll just check the personal liquor cabinet in my closet to make sure my sis didn't run off with my Patron Gold and we'll go straight for the tequila, no training wheels and right outta the bottle. I do not fear your germs, cuz mine are mightier! RAWR!


Shots for everyone : )

And now I'm sure I wanna party with you ; )
 
2012-12-21 04:49:10 AM  
Opps fark through my image away.
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2012-12-21 04:51:55 AM  

Snapper Carr: Salted pretzels should do. I'm fairly certain the salt content's the important bit.


I thought it was protein. Well, there's some hot dogs in the fridge and I'm hungry, that should cover both contingencies. Also, I am in need of another beer. Gotta be nice and sloshed for the end of the world, wouldn't do to go and panic, would it? No idea where my Joo Jantha Peril-Sensitive Sunglasses are, though. Probably went and left them in the car or something.
 
2012-12-21 04:52:47 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Opps fark through my image away.
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I think it drank the last batch you tried to set out. :D
 
2012-12-21 05:02:16 AM  

L33t Squirrel: tinfoil-hat maggie: Opps fark through my image away.
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I think it drank the last batch you tried to set out. :D


That sounds about right : )
Lets have a few more ...
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2012-12-21 05:06:56 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Opps fark through my image away.
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Oh, that is a beautiful sight to see. I might have to put down the akvavit for a few and get a shot. Patron Gold is not the cheapest, so I try to hide it from my sis in the liquor cabinet, but she knows to check under the hems of my long dresses.  She wipes me out pretty regularly on some things. Does she think I keep that drink shaker in the freezer for fun? If I'm going to make a margarita, I want it super cold, but still not blended. If I'm just going to take a shot, I'll mix it up in the shaker, all by it's lonesome, just to chill it. It's just how I roll.

L33t Squirrel: Snapper Carr: Salted pretzels should do. I'm fairly certain the salt content's the important bit.

I thought it was protein. Well, there's some hot dogs in the fridge and I'm hungry, that should cover both contingencies. Also, I am in need of another beer. Gotta be nice and sloshed for the end of the world, wouldn't do to go and panic, would it? No idea where my Joo Jantha Peril-Sensitive Sunglasses are, though. Probably went and left them in the car or something.


But, but... I just got my Fark "Everybody Panic" t shirt! Somebody damn well better panic!
 
2012-12-21 05:25:57 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: But, but... I just got my Fark "Everybody Panic" t shirt! Somebody damn well better panic!


Then you can be our Designated Panicker. The rest of us will get our party/chill/sleep/whatever on, and you can make sure that a proper level of panic is being maintained. Then, should it be necessary for the rest of us to panic we can follow your lead.

/this is why I get paid the big dollars!
 
2012-12-21 05:33:08 AM  
...and I feel fine
 
2012-12-21 05:40:15 AM  

L33t Squirrel: Real Women Drink Akvavit: But, but... I just got my Fark "Everybody Panic" t shirt! Somebody damn well better panic!

Then you can be our Designated Panicker. The rest of us will get our party/chill/sleep/whatever on, and you can make sure that a proper level of panic is being maintained. Then, should it be necessary for the rest of us to panic we can follow your lead.

/this is why I get paid the big dollars!



I'm too tired to follow her/his lead - can i just stand by and watch the mayhem and panic?
 
2012-12-21 05:44:17 AM  
Is there some reason that the Google Mayan Calendar Doodle is not showing in the United States? Because when I go to google.com, I don't see it.
 
2012-12-21 06:01:37 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: tinfoil-hat maggie: Opps fark through my image away.
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Oh, that is a beautiful sight to see. I might have to put down the akvavit for a few and get a shot. Patron Gold is not the cheapest, so I try to hide it from my sis in the liquor cabinet, but she knows to check under the hems of my long dresses.  She wipes me out pretty regularly on some things. Does she think I keep that drink shaker in the freezer for fun? If I'm going to make a margarita, I want it super cold, but still not blended. If I'm just going to take a shot, I'll mix it up in the shaker, all by it's lonesome, just to chill it. It's just how I roll.

L33t Squirrel: Snapper Carr: Salted pretzels should do. I'm fairly certain the salt content's the important bit.

I thought it was protein. Well, there's some hot dogs in the fridge and I'm hungry, that should cover both contingencies. Also, I am in need of another beer. Gotta be nice and sloshed for the end of the world, wouldn't do to go and panic, would it? No idea where my Joo Jantha Peril-Sensitive Sunglasses are, though. Probably went and left them in the car or something.

But, but... I just got my Fark "Everybody Panic" t shirt! Somebody damn well better panic!


Oh, trust me I'm panicked by a lot of things lately just not this,at the moment no I'm not going to share but really, it is the end of the word as I knew it, and hopefully I'll be much happier.
It's a Mad world
 
2012-12-21 06:02:21 AM  

Bingledak: I'm too tired to follow her/his lead - can i just stand by and watch the mayhem and panic?


Might as well; I'm tired, and if the world really is going to end then it can do it while I wrap myself in the comfort of warm blankets and purring kitties.

/looks like The Doctor saved us after all
//and I didn't get to see it
///I would have made a badass Companion :(
 
2012-12-21 06:07:35 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Real Women Drink Akvavit: tinfoil-hat maggie: Opps fark through my image away.
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Oh, that is a beautiful sight to see. I might have to put down the akvavit for a few and get a shot. Patron Gold is not the cheapest, so I try to hide it from my sis in the liquor cabinet, but she knows to check under the hems of my long dresses.  She wipes me out pretty regularly on some things. Does she think I keep that drink shaker in the freezer for fun? If I'm going to make a margarita, I want it super cold, but still not blended. If I'm just going to take a shot, I'll mix it up in the shaker, all by it's lonesome, just to chill it. It's just how I roll.

L33t Squirrel: Snapper Carr: Salted pretzels should do. I'm fairly certain the salt content's the important bit.

I thought it was protein. Well, there's some hot dogs in the fridge and I'm hungry, that should cover both contingencies. Also, I am in need of another beer. Gotta be nice and sloshed for the end of the world, wouldn't do to go and panic, would it? No idea where my Joo Jantha Peril-Sensitive Sunglasses are, though. Probably went and left them in the car or something.

But, but... I just got my Fark "Everybody Panic" t shirt! Somebody damn well better panic!

Oh, trust me I'm panicked by a lot of things lately just not this,at the moment no I'm not going to share but really, it is the end of the word as I knew it, and hopefully I'll be much happier.
It's a Mad world


Oh, and I forgot how depressing that song was and no I'm not offing myaelf just things are changing for the better.
 
2012-12-21 06:11:27 AM  
Well, it's less than a minute away.
Goodbye.
 
2012-12-21 06:15:02 AM  

Krymson Tyde: Well, it's less than a minute away.
Goodbye.


I think it's here, and well happy solstice : )
/And we can fight at Ragnarok another day : P
 
2012-12-21 06:16:23 AM  
I'm here for the gangbang.
 
2012-12-21 06:17:46 AM  

Bingledak: Am I late?


Ladies and gentlemen, the Great Prophet Zarquon has returned!

/and I'm still here. Turns out the whole "stars going out" thing was just clouds. False alarm.
//email box is cleared out and ready to receive the flood of celebration BIE
///why am I suddenly hearing a cricket chirping???
 
2012-12-21 06:19:04 AM  
Uh.... if the Mayan calender ends on the 21st, that means we still have the whole day yet.
Doomsday is midnight Friday when the 21st ends.
 
2012-12-21 06:28:42 AM  
Internet blackout day has begun because everyone will post REM and think they are original.
 
2012-12-21 06:29:47 AM