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2012-12-20 03:06:49 PM  
Whoever is the final Last Man Standing, please turn out the lights before the thread closes for good.
 
2012-12-20 03:09:30 PM  
A Mayan is a terrible thing to waste
 
2012-12-20 03:11:41 PM  
I expect rioting at Fark HQ over the last bottle of Maker's Mark.
 
2012-12-20 03:13:18 PM  
I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.
 
2012-12-20 03:16:56 PM  

James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.


I've been wondering when the end is supposed to happen, exactly.  I mean, it would be terribly unfair if it started at midnight at the international date line and just moved across the globe.
 
That said, it would also give me time to get really wasted before the end...
 
2012-12-20 03:17:45 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.

I've been wondering when the end is supposed to happen, exactly.  I mean, it would be terribly unfair if it started at midnight at the international date line and just moved across the globe.
 
That said, it would also give me time to get really wasted before the end...


It's already tomorrow in Japan.  At 12am the tentacles fell silent.
 
2012-12-20 03:23:54 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.

I've been wondering when the end is supposed to happen, exactly.  I mean, it would be terribly unfair if it started at midnight at the international date line and just moved across the globe.
 
That said, it would also give me time to get really wasted before the end...


So, wouldn't some random atoll in the Pacific be the last one left?
 
2012-12-20 03:27:12 PM  
Will Drew be in the thread with us?
 
2012-12-20 03:28:12 PM  

WTFDYW: Will Drew be in the thread with us?


Last I heard he was on some random atoll in the Pacific.
 
2012-12-20 03:33:47 PM  

James!: WTFDYW: Will Drew be in the thread with us?

Last I heard he was on some random atoll in the Pacific.


Quick check of Wiki shows Pago Pago as the last inhabited area to ring in a new year.
 
2012-12-20 03:36:39 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: James!: WTFDYW: Will Drew be in the thread with us?

Last I heard he was on some random atoll in the Pacific.

Quick check of Wiki shows Pago Pago as the last inhabited area to ring in a new year.


Fark party Pago Pago?
 
2012-12-20 03:39:55 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Benevolent Misanthrope: James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.

I've been wondering when the end is supposed to happen, exactly.  I mean, it would be terribly unfair if it started at midnight at the international date line and just moved across the globe.
 
That said, it would also give me time to get really wasted before the end...

So, wouldn't some random atoll in the Pacific be the last one left?


Attu Island, AK.
 
2012-12-20 03:41:13 PM  
Would be really great if the whole countdown to the end was just a worldwide version of Chris Jericho's debut to WWF/E.
 
2012-12-20 03:42:27 PM  

James!: Grand_Moff_Joseph: James!: WTFDYW: Will Drew be in the thread with us?

Last I heard he was on some random atoll in the Pacific.

Quick check of Wiki shows Pago Pago as the last inhabited area to ring in a new year.

Fark party Pago Pago?


lol, that could be an epicly bad pickup line too:  "Hey baby, want to Pago Pago?"
 
 
/ba dum tish
//I'll be here till tomorrow...maybe
 
2012-12-20 03:51:00 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: James!: Grand_Moff_Joseph: James!: WTFDYW: Will Drew be in the thread with us?

Last I heard he was on some random atoll in the Pacific.

Quick check of Wiki shows Pago Pago as the last inhabited area to ring in a new year.

Fark party Pago Pago?

lol, that could be an epicly bad pickup line too:  "Hey baby, want to Pago Pago?"
 
 
/ba dum tish
//I'll be here till tomorrow...maybe


Hey baby the end of the world is coming and my penis is a small atoll in pacific, want to get on it?
 
2012-12-20 03:55:53 PM  

James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.


Winter Solstice is when the Mayan apocalypse is suppose to happen.

11:11 a.m. December 21, 2012 UTC (Coordinated Universal Time) is when the Winter (or if you don't live on the Mayan side of the equator, Summer) Solstice will occur.
 
2012-12-20 03:58:16 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.

 
Winter Solstice is when the Mayan apocalypse is suppose to happen.
 
11:11 a.m. December 21, 2012 UTC (Coordinated Universal Time) is when the Winter (or if you don't live on the Mayan side of the equator, Summer) Solstice will occur.
 
After the apocalypse, do we get free TF?
 
2012-12-20 04:00:08 PM  

St_Francis_P: Bathia_Mapes: James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.
 
Winter Solstice is when the Mayan apocalypse is suppose to happen.
 
11:11 a.m. December 21, 2012 UTC (Coordinated Universal Time) is when the Winter (or if you don't live on the Mayan side of the equator, Summer) Solstice will occur.
 
After the apocalypse, do we get free TF?


Whatever is left in the smoldering cinders is yours, we chosen will ride the galactic ship Ultrafark to the nearest interspace bypass and be gone from this mortal world.
 
2012-12-20 04:04:52 PM  

St_Francis_P: Bathia_Mapes: James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.

Winter Solstice is when the Mayan apocalypse is suppose to happen.

11:11 a.m. December 21, 2012 UTC (Coordinated Universal Time) is when the Winter (or if you don't live on the Mayan side of the equator, Summer) Solstice will occur.

After the apocalypse, do we get free TF?


What James! said.
 
2012-12-20 04:07:21 PM  
I think we can tell you all now.  The $5 dollars a month is actually used to construct our ship.  Drew has never touched an alcoholic drink in his life, in fact the chemicals would be poison to his alien digestive system.  
 
Also, and you're probably going to laugh about this later, but the destruction of the earth will be caused as we blow it up to give the Ultrafark a boost out of the gravitational pull of the sun.  No hard feelings right?
 
2012-12-20 04:08:08 PM  

James!: I think we can tell you all now.  The $5 dollars a month is actually used to construct our ship.  Drew has never touched an alcoholic drink in his life, in fact the chemicals would be poison to his alien digestive system.  
 
Also, and you're probably going to laugh about this later, but the destruction of the earth will be caused as we blow it up to give the Ultrafark a boost out of the gravitational pull of the sun.  No hard feelings right?


We'll get over it.
 
2012-12-20 04:10:40 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: James!: I think we can tell you all now.  The $5 dollars a month is actually used to construct our ship.  Drew has never touched an alcoholic drink in his life, in fact the chemicals would be poison to his alien digestive system.  
 
Also, and you're probably going to laugh about this later, but the destruction of the earth will be caused as we blow it up to give the Ultrafark a boost out of the gravitational pull of the sun.  No hard feelings right?

We'll get over it.


THAT is Vogon talk right there!
 
2012-12-20 06:23:49 PM  
I wish I had thought to buy this T-Shirt:
vinteeage.com
 
2012-12-20 06:31:47 PM  
Dear world,
 
I was here. I tried to be good, but I farked up a lot. Sorry about that. Thanks for giving me a loving wife toward the end. That made the last few years of the stay a lot better.
 
Regards,
 
BKITU
 
2012-12-20 06:36:55 PM  
So, anyone for "X-Files"?
 
2012-12-20 06:41:06 PM  
More importantly, who will be here when the thread closes.
 
2012-12-20 06:46:01 PM  

basemetal: More importantly, who will be here when the thread closes.


LLP? Last Last post?
 
2012-12-20 06:49:28 PM  
LEONARD BERNSTEIN!
 
/sorry
 
2012-12-20 06:55:27 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.

I've been wondering when the end is supposed to happen, exactly.  I mean, it would be terribly unfair if it started at midnight at the international date line and just moved across the globe.
 
That said, it would also give me time to get really wasted before the end...


3:12 AM Pacific Time. I should have time to let the dog out, grind my coffee and pack a bowl - for medicinal reasons.
 
2012-12-20 07:06:01 PM  
Has anyone ever noticed that '21' is '12' backwards?
 
'12'/'21'/20'12'
 
2012-12-20 07:07:08 PM  
1.06 pm 21 Dec 2012, New Zealand Daylight Savings Time. No zombies, rapture, or zombie rapture to report yet.
 
2012-12-20 07:21:22 PM  
freeversephotography.com
 
2012-12-20 07:22:31 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: James!: Grand_Moff_Joseph: James!: WTFDYW: Will Drew be in the thread with us?

 
Last I heard he was on some random atoll in the Pacific.
 
Quick check of Wiki shows Pago Pago as the last inhabited area to ring in a new year.
 
Fark party Pago Pago?
 
lol, that could be an epicly bad pickup line too:  "Hey baby, want to Pago Pago?"
 
If it's anything like Snu Snu be careful what you ask for.
 
2012-12-20 07:25:14 PM  
Heading to dinner...hopefully, someone makes a thread badge before I get back.  :)
 
 
/subby
//this might be my last green...for all time!
 
2012-12-20 07:29:11 PM  
It's already tomorrow in Australia and my sister is still updating her Facebook page, so I'm really beginning to doubt this whole end of days thing.
 
2012-12-20 07:30:22 PM  
i470.photobucket.com
 
Free wood!
 
2012-12-20 07:36:54 PM  
Everyone will wake up as the opposite gender
 
2012-12-20 07:40:30 PM  
 
2012-12-20 07:42:29 PM  

Klippoklondike: Everyone will wake up as the opposite gender


I hope not. I'd just stay home all day playing with my V and boobs.
 
2012-12-20 07:46:37 PM  
I don't doubt that somewhere in this country, there is at least one person shiatting their pants in fear that the world will end tomorrow, and humanity will cease to exist. 
 
That person is a farking nutter, and so is anyone else who agrees with them.
 
2012-12-20 07:53:03 PM  
It's already Dec 21 in some lands with funny accents.

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes,
an aeroplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn,
world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs.
Feed it off an aux speak,, grunt, no, strength,
The ladder starts to clatter with fear fight down height.
Wire in a fire, representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site.
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.
Team by team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped.
Look at that low playing!
Fine, then.
Uh oh, overflow, population, common food, but it'll do.
Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and the revered and the right - right.
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign towers.
Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn.
Locking in, uniforming, book burning, blood letting.
Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate.
Light a candle, light a votive. Step down, step down.
Watch your heel crush, crushed. Uh-oh, this means no fear cavalier.
Renegade steer clear! A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies.
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.
(I feel fine)

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide. Mountains sit in a line
Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Brezhnev. Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.
Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom!
You symbiotic, patriotic, slam book neck, right? Right.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine..
 
2012-12-20 07:54:09 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I guess this is finally important now.

 
I have been suckered by you so many times it would be impossible to count.  I finally knew ahead of time.  Maybe it is the end of times!
 
2012-12-20 08:01:49 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: I have been suckered by you so many times it would be impossible to count. I finally knew ahead of time. Maybe it is the end of times!


Hahahaha... I like to stay ahead of the curve after all!

*tips hat*
 
2012-12-20 08:12:36 PM  

penthesilea: [i470.photobucket.com image 639x665]
 
Free wood!


Joke's on you, the wood is in his trousers.
 
2012-12-20 08:12:52 PM  
just wanted to toast in an epic bread.
 
2012-12-20 08:24:45 PM  
I'm set. I maxed out all my credit cards on stuff I always wanted but couldn't afford. If the world doesn't end everyone is getting great Christmas presents and I'll to get another job to pay off the cards. Or I could just claim bankruptcy.
 
2012-12-20 08:29:52 PM  

forums.rennlist.com

 
2012-12-20 08:35:13 PM  
I'm gonna sit in my bathtub eating a carton of ice cream as I wait.

Apple pie ice cream if you we're wondering.
 
2012-12-20 08:40:06 PM  

basemetal: More importantly, who will be here when the thread closes.


Well, technically, no one.
Certainly no one important.
 
2012-12-20 09:14:10 PM  
Don't you understand!  THE WORLD IS ENDING IN THREE HOURS!
 
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-20 09:33:55 PM  
Well hell, I've had a pretty good run. Perhaps I should burn one.
 
2012-12-20 09:42:35 PM  
So we made it to the end of the Mayan calender.  When's the next end of the world scheduled?
 
2012-12-20 09:44:58 PM  

Mark Ratner: Klippoklondike: Everyone will wake up as the opposite gender

I hope not. I'd just stay home all day playing with my V and boobs.


Wait, what's not to hope for again?
 
2012-12-20 09:45:55 PM  
Jeeze, that's tonight?  I've got to do some laundry.
 
2012-12-20 09:47:32 PM  

Nefarious: So we made it to the end of the Mayan calender.  When's the next end of the world scheduled?


I'm sure some super intelligent evangelical leader will fill us in on when the Holy Bible says it will happen.
 
2012-12-20 09:57:53 PM  
Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

lh4.googleusercontent.com


/may your profiles wear it with pride
 
2012-12-20 10:02:07 PM  
I'll drink myself for this night. If the end of the world happens to be instance, it will be short and sweet. If the end of the world is a grueling and long-term death, at least the booze will lessen the pain.

If the world doesn't end, well I'm drunk and that's all that matters.
 
Rat [TotalFark]
2012-12-20 10:04:01 PM  
One last time.

©
 
2012-12-20 10:04:20 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


/may your profiles wear it with pride


LAST
MAN
STANDING!
 
2012-12-20 10:04:38 PM  
actually it should be 1 AM Eastern as Guatemala is Central time.
 
2012-12-20 10:04:56 PM  
Dear Alien Overlords,

I will be awaiting your rescue at the previously agreed upon coordinates: 37.914409, 127.058086

/I would like to be among the first to welcome you
 
2012-12-20 10:05:41 PM  
LEONARD BERNSTEIN!
 
2012-12-20 10:05:43 PM  
From the other thread (not mine)

i21.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-20 10:05:45 PM  
And I'm baked, so bring it on.

/End of Days party at school.
//It's snowing, and there's a girl with red hair here.
///Wish me luck.
 
2012-12-20 10:06:27 PM  

ultraholland: actually it should be 1 AM Eastern as Guatemala is Central time.


Apocalypses have an East Coast Bias
 
2012-12-20 10:07:16 PM  
Wonder if there will be an increased birth rate in nine months.

Wonder if that proportion will include the successful basement-dweller who got a pity screw.
 
2012-12-20 10:07:37 PM  

James!: St_Francis_P: Bathia_Mapes: James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.

Winter Solstice is when the Mayan apocalypse is suppose to happen.

11:11 a.m. December 21, 2012 UTC (Coordinated Universal Time) is when the Winter (or if you don't live on the Mayan side of the equator, Summer) Solstice will occur.

After the apocalypse, do we get free TF?

Whatever is left in the smoldering cinders is yours, we chosen will ride the galactic ship Ultrafark to the nearest interspace bypass and be gone from this mortal world.


But the Golgafrinchans promised me a lift.
 
2012-12-20 10:08:11 PM  

TheManofPA: ultraholland: actually it should be 1 AM Eastern as Guatemala is Central time.

Apocalypses have an East Coast Bias


Just like everything else.
 
2012-12-20 10:08:15 PM  

TheManofPA: From the other thread (not mine)

[i21.photobucket.com image 400x400]


b.s.
I'm a Doctor Who fan, but everyone knows John Cusak is our only hope!
 
2012-12-20 10:08:45 PM  

fusillade762: Mark Ratner: Klippoklondike: Everyone will wake up as the opposite gender

I hope not. I'd just stay home all day playing with my V and boobs.

Wait, what's not to hope for again?


I want to be a productive member of the post-apocalyptic society, as opposed to playing with myself all day...hahaha
 
2012-12-20 10:08:47 PM  
I'm throwing an end of the world party tomorrow night. I've been planning it since I heard of the supposed Mayan apocalypse when I was a kid.
 
2012-12-20 10:08:54 PM  

TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


/may your profiles wear it with pride

LAST
MAN
STANDING!


Maybe...but the last gredunza will be MINE!!  :D

/unless ShiningWizard takes it first
 
2012-12-20 10:09:02 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


/may your profiles wear it with pride


thank you
 
2012-12-20 10:09:11 PM  
The calendar on my desk ends on 12/31, yet somehow I feel like im going to have to go to work next year.
 
2012-12-20 10:09:26 PM  
Can I still have your stuff?
 
2012-12-20 10:09:39 PM  
zippythepinhead.com
 
2012-12-20 10:09:51 PM  
I have a plush TARDIS that makes the "whoosh" sounds and lights up when I squeeze it, so I should be fine. The rest of you are probably in trouble.
 
2012-12-20 10:11:28 PM  
Last Post!

/just practicing
 
2012-12-20 10:11:36 PM  

phrawgh: Dear Alien Overlords,

I will be awaiting your rescue at the previously agreed upon coordinates: 37.914409, 127.058086

/I would like to be among the first to welcome you


I actually went to the trouble to look that up, and I can't tell what that area is.  :)
 
2012-12-20 10:11:39 PM  

Fista-Phobia: Can I still have your stuff?


no
 
2012-12-20 10:11:44 PM  
bie?

eip
 
2012-12-20 10:12:44 PM  
My prediction is that at 12:01, I will be in the middle of either reading a comic or watching a comic-themed cartoon on Netflix.

/just like the night before and the night before that...
 
2012-12-20 10:12:56 PM  
zippythepinhead.com
 
2012-12-20 10:12:58 PM  

Earguy: Don't you understand!  THE WORLD IS ENDING IN THREE HOURS!

[25.media.tumblr.com image 400x534]


8 hours actually!
 
2012-12-20 10:13:22 PM  
If the world DOES try and end tomorrow, I'm going to eat the last Twinkie in my cabinet.
 
2012-12-20 10:13:35 PM  
Oh shiat

Was that tonig-
 
2012-12-20 10:14:12 PM  
img.geocaching.com
 
2012-12-20 10:14:24 PM  
i1127.photobucket.com

/keep hope alive
 
2012-12-20 10:14:26 PM  
twomeneatingforthree.com
 
2012-12-20 10:14:44 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-20 10:14:54 PM  

Cheesehead_Dave: [img.geocaching.com image 605x81]


Wow.....
 
2012-12-20 10:14:59 PM  
How long can Drew keep the servers up? Which tab will be the first to go? Will we finally see beyond the gates of UltraFark? Find out at the End of the World, tonight at midnight


Apparently he feeds his squirrel too much, so he has to spamvertise an ad banner at the top of the page. Must be an end-of-civilization quick cash-grab... ;-)
 
2012-12-20 10:15:02 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: I wish I had thought to buy this T-Shirt:
[vinteeage.com image 550x400]


They'll be on sale on the 22nd.

/got nuffin
//slashies
 
2012-12-20 10:15:18 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


/may your profiles wear it with pride

LAST
MAN
STANDING!

Maybe...but the last gredunza will be MINE!!  :D

/unless ShiningWizard takes it first


Yall both losing...
 
2012-12-20 10:15:55 PM  
i165.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-20 10:16:06 PM  
This really should be an FARK ALT confession and absolution thread. Let free the sins of your ALT before the world ends.
 
2012-12-20 10:16:38 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

/may your profiles wear it with pride


Nice badge. I gotta save some of these
 
2012-12-20 10:16:57 PM  

Klippoklondike: Everyone will wake up as the opposite gender


I'd be squatting down on a mirror admiring that thing!
 
2012-12-20 10:17:18 PM  

Snapper Carr: [i1127.photobucket.com image 294x372]

/keep hope alive


I'm hoping for that too.
 
2012-12-20 10:17:20 PM  

Omahawg: bie?

eip


Ditto!

For you generous ladies of the female persuasion.
 
2012-12-20 10:17:27 PM  
I'll be the only male left, right? Just like in the dream?
 
2012-12-20 10:17:39 PM  
Now we'll never know how Breaking Bad ends.
 
2012-12-20 10:18:00 PM  
I'm on my 14th fap..one to go for the record before we are all obliviated by a rogue asteroid, or swallowed in hot magma.

/fap?
 
2012-12-20 10:18:28 PM  
Where did the Mayan Prophecy give the exact time and in which time zone?
 
2012-12-20 10:18:28 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Grand_Moff_Joseph: TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


/may your profiles wear it with pride

LAST
MAN
STANDING!

Maybe...but the last gredunza will be MINE!!  :D

/unless ShiningWizard takes it first

Yall both losing...


Not anymore. Not sure if I want to live in a post-21st world. My free netflix is done and I can't watch Archer coontil I hopefully get the dvds on Christmas)
 
2012-12-20 10:18:53 PM  

Colin O'Scopy: How long can Drew keep the servers up? Which tab will be the first to go? Will we finally see beyond the gates of UltraFark? Find out at the End of the World, tonight at midnight


Apparently he feeds his squirrel too much, so he has to spamvertise an ad banner at the top of the page. Must be an end-of-civilization quick cash-grab... ;-)


Hooefully the politics tab will be the first to go.
 
2012-12-20 10:18:53 PM  

Linkster: Omahawg: bie?

eip

Ditto!

For you generous ladies of the female persuasion.


Well, this could be the last one ever, so what the hell.

/eip
 
2012-12-20 10:19:52 PM  

diaphoresis: Where did the Mayan Prophecy give the exact time and in which time zone?


Since they were in South America, I'd say Central Standard Time
 
2012-12-20 10:19:57 PM  

Snapper Carr: [i1127.photobucket.com image 294x372]

/keep hope alive


If I had any hope left in me, I would hope for this. Reality could use a good biatch slap.
 
2012-12-20 10:20:33 PM  
Quick someone sponsor me for totalfark, I need a place to hide!

No one really goes to totalfark anymore, do they?
 
2012-12-20 10:20:36 PM  
What's left to say?
Link
 
2012-12-20 10:20:53 PM  

diaphoresis: Where did the Mayan Prophecy give the exact time and in which time zone?


I'm assuming it would be whatever time zone the Mayans are in.
 
2012-12-20 10:21:06 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Colin O'Scopy: How long can Drew keep the servers up? Which tab will be the first to go? Will we finally see beyond the gates of UltraFark? Find out at the End of the World, tonight at midnight


Apparently he feeds his squirrel too much, so he has to spamvertise an ad banner at the top of the page. Must be an end-of-civilization quick cash-grab... ;-)

Hooefully the politics tab will be the first to go.


Hey now, that's half of my headline count!  XD
 
2012-12-20 10:21:25 PM  

Earguy: Don't you understand!  THE WORLD IS ENDING IN THREE HOURS!


Can we treat the end of the world like a football thread? You do good work in football threads.
 
2012-12-20 10:21:35 PM  

diaphoresis: Where did the Mayan Prophecy give the exact time and in which time zone?


Sadly the Mayans did not have such a concept so our doom could occur anytime within 24 hours to keep us all guessing.

/can we get the comment spell check fixed if we live through this?
 
2012-12-20 10:21:47 PM  

diaphoresis: Where did the Mayan Prophecy give the exact time and in which time zone?


It doesn't. They ran out of stone and didn't think there was any need to go beyond the hundreds of years out they already were. Sort of like the programmers who didn't think a four digit date was necessary. Both led us to a similar place.
 
2012-12-20 10:22:36 PM  
It will really suck after the Mayan Apocalypse.  What'll we have to look forward to?  Global warming?
 
2012-12-20 10:23:11 PM  

IronTom: It will really suck after the Mayan Apocalypse.  What'll we have to look forward to?  Global warming?


The Day After Tomorrow... obviously.
 
2012-12-20 10:23:13 PM  
Everyone relax...I arranged for a new identical world to begin at the moment this one ends. If all goes according to plan, the transition should be seamless.
 
2012-12-20 10:23:44 PM  

davidphogan: Earguy: Don't you understand!  THE WORLD IS ENDING IN THREE HOURS!

Can we treat the end of the world like a football thread? You do good work in football threads.


Please no. I don't want to spend the end times looking at ponies.
 
2012-12-20 10:24:11 PM  

davidphogan: Earguy: Don't you understand!  THE WORLD IS ENDING IN THREE HOURS!

Can we treat the end of the world like a football thread? You do good work in football threadsevery thread ever.


Fixed
 
2012-12-20 10:24:20 PM  

Abox: Everyone relax...I arranged for a new identical world to begin at the moment this one ends. If all goes according to plan, the transition should be seamless.


Identical? You couldn't have made one almost identical, but... ya know... without minorities?
 
2012-12-20 10:24:47 PM  

Linkster: Omahawg: bie?

eip

Ditto!

For you generous ladies of the female persuasion.


Seriously... I mean... the world is ending after all... what's the worst that could happen?
 
2012-12-20 10:25:28 PM  
If tomorrow comes and were all still here...I have soooo many farking Christmas presents to buy. My kids really should have held out for a better father.
 
2012-12-20 10:25:45 PM  

Cheesehead_Dave: davidphogan: Earguy: Don't you understand!  THE WORLD IS ENDING IN THREE HOURS!

Can we treat the end of the world like a football thread? You do good work in football threads.

Please no. I don't want to spend the end times looking at ponies.


You fool!  Now we will be inundated.
 
2012-12-20 10:25:48 PM  
Eh, I didn't have anything to look forward to in the next 30 years.
 
2012-12-20 10:26:26 PM  

diaphoresis: Where did the Mayan Prophecy give the exact time and in which time zone?


No shiat. I'm GMT +9 and I feel fine, as of 03:26Z.
 
2012-12-20 10:26:47 PM  
Sun's gonna puke, not burp! Goodbye electric lamp, 'puter of Pron, BIE in all your glory, 'puter of work and toil and pain and poverty.

Hello swords and fire and crappy brew and hords of Farkers stealing my shiat!
 
2012-12-20 10:26:50 PM  

Prevailing Wind: If tomorrow comes and were all still here...I have soooo many farking Christmas presents to buy. My kids really should have held out for a better father.


You should have already shopped and given your kids the gifts so they can be distracted from their imminent doom.
 
2012-12-20 10:26:58 PM  

Smackledorfer: Eh, I didn't have anything to look forward to in the next 30 years.


Sex androids, dude. Sex androids. Imagine getting sucked off by a 3/4 scale replica of Jessica Biel every night.
 
2012-12-20 10:27:58 PM  
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2012-12-20 10:28:28 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Smackledorfer: Eh, I didn't have anything to look forward to in the next 30 years.

Sex androids, dude. Sex androids. Imagine getting sucked off by a 3/4 scale replica of Jessica Biel every night.


you know.... i WAS going to go to bed to sleep... bastard
 
2012-12-20 10:28:39 PM  
If tomorrow never comes
Will she know how much I loved her
Did I try in every way to show her every day
That she's my only one
And if my time on earth were through
And she must face this world without me
Is the love I gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes
 
2012-12-20 10:28:51 PM  
Kevin72:

Does zippy somehow go over my head?
It is less entertaining than Garfield.
 
2012-12-20 10:29:21 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-20 10:29:55 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Grand_Moff_Joseph: TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


/may your profiles wear it with pride

LAST
MAN
STANDING!

Maybe...but the last gredunza will be MINE!!  :D

/unless ShiningWizard takes it first

Yall both losing...

 
2012-12-20 10:30:22 PM  
www.t-mag.it

Gangnam Style hits the 1 billionth viewer count in a few hours.

/just sayin'
 
2012-12-20 10:30:26 PM  

Snapper Carr: [i1127.photobucket.com image 294x372]

/keep hope alive


I'm going to watch the Japanese news feeds to see if Ryumiko makes an appearance at Mt. Fuji.

Also, might be a good idea for Seattle Farkers to be out of town. Just in case.
 
2012-12-20 10:30:31 PM  

Senile Vince: Igor Jakovsky: Grand_Moff_Joseph: TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


/may your profiles wear it with pride

LAST
MAN
STANDING!

Maybe...but the last gredunza will be MINE!!  :D

/unless ShiningWizard takes it first

Yall both losing...


camelclutchblog.com

 
2012-12-20 10:30:44 PM  

Senile Vince: Igor Jakovsky: Grand_Moff_Joseph: TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


/may your profiles wear it with pride

LAST
MAN
STANDING!

Maybe...but the last gredunza will be MINE!!  :D

/unless ShiningWizard takes it first

Yall both losing...


oh, Senile Vince is here!  Now, where's Bobby and the Gorilla?
 
2012-12-20 10:30:44 PM  

Cheesehead_Dave: davidphogan: Earguy: Don't you understand!  THE WORLD IS ENDING IN THREE HOURS!

Can we treat the end of the world like a football thread? You do good work in football threads.

Please no. I don't want to spend the end times looking at ponies.


Be glad I'm posting from my phone poor I'd dig up some ponies for you even though I hate the farking Broncos.
 
2012-12-20 10:31:05 PM  
This is what I get when, as a TotalFarker, I click the 'Greenlit' link.
Is Drew a Doomsday prepper? :P
 
2012-12-20 10:31:55 PM  
For those of us on the West Coast, will we get our own time-delayed Apocalypse, or do we have to do it at 9pm?
 
2012-12-20 10:32:19 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Smackledorfer: Eh, I didn't have anything to look forward to in the next 30 years.

Sex androids, dude. Sex androids. Imagine getting sucked off by a 4/4 scale replica of Jessica Alba every night.


Amateur!
/FTFY
 
2012-12-20 10:32:55 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-20 10:32:57 PM  
img515.imageshack.us
Try that again.

This ^^^^ is what I get as a TotalFarker when I click the Greenlit option at the moment.

Drew = Doomsday Prepper?
 
2012-12-20 10:33:08 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Colin O'Scopy: How long can Drew keep the servers up? Which tab will be the first to go? Will we finally see beyond the gates of UltraFark? Find out at the End of the World, tonight at midnight


Apparently he feeds his squirrel too much, so he has to spamvertise an ad banner at the top of the page. Must be an end-of-civilization quick cash-grab... ;-)

Hooefully the politics tab will be the first to go.


It's been gone for a long time.
 
2012-12-20 10:33:10 PM  

Fiction Fan: This is what I get when, as a TotalFarker, I click the 'Greenlit' link.
Is Drew a Doomsday prepper? :P


This thread has been as anticipated as the 5/21/11 rapture thread.
 
2012-12-20 10:33:19 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Abox: Everyone relax...I arranged for a new identical world to begin at the moment this one ends. If all goes according to plan, the transition should be seamless.

Identical? You couldn't have made one almost identical, but... ya know... without minorities?


farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-12-20 10:33:46 PM  
That's pretty East Coast centric, there. Too arbitrary.

I thought it was about alignment with the Galactic Center anyway, so with space time being what it is we're probably already there. Or we missed it already.I guess it's at the moment of the equinox?

Either way, we're still hurtling through space. Just like yesterday and tomorrow. For me that is comfort enough.

/that, and vodak
//just like yesterday and tomorrow
 
2012-12-20 10:34:02 PM  
*squeenching eyes and fingers crossed *. Shambling zombies...please oh please oh please be shambling zombies...
 
2012-12-20 10:34:03 PM  
Last nine years have been ok, mostly. Still wouldnt mind an anstroid destroying this place. Its only going to get worse from here.
 
2012-12-20 10:34:06 PM  
Well, I have a date un an hour,so maybe I'll get laid before the end comes.... If it does. If not, yay me.

/Always look on the bright side of life
//*whistling*
 
2012-12-20 10:34:32 PM  
www.wwe.com

Apocalypse?!  U Can't See Me!
 
2012-12-20 10:35:06 PM  
"How long can Drew keep the servers up?"

preview.turbosquid.com

Drew: "Why didn't I take the BLUE pill?"
 
2012-12-20 10:35:08 PM  
I believe so strongly in a future that I went ahead and still ate my prunes today.
 
2012-12-20 10:35:29 PM  

cheap_thoughts: Quick someone sponsor me for totalfark, I need a place to hide!


Sure, why not? I received a surprise sponsorship yesterday so I might as well pass it on. Happy end of the world!
 
2012-12-20 10:35:48 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Igor Jakovsky: Colin O'Scopy: How long can Drew keep the servers up? Which tab will be the first to go? Will we finally see beyond the gates of UltraFark? Find out at the End of the World, tonight at midnight


Apparently he feeds his squirrel too much, so he has to spamvertise an ad banner at the top of the page. Must be an end-of-civilization quick cash-grab... ;-)

Hooefully the politics tab will be the first to go.

Hey now, that's half of my headline count!  XD


Haha you are the one who is responsible for some of those?
 
2012-12-20 10:36:01 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Brave Farkers, here is your badge for this epic occasion:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


/may your profiles wear it with pride

LAST
MAN
STANDING!

Maybe...but the last gredunza will be MINE!!  :D

/unless ShiningWizard takes it first


BAH GAWD, THAT GREDUNZA WILL BE MINE!!!

/shame I never get to participate in the threads with you smarks
//we'd better have one Monday because I'll actually be home for that!
 
2012-12-20 10:36:21 PM  
More tecate's, por favor.
 
2012-12-20 10:36:30 PM  

absurdlyclever.com

 
2012-12-20 10:37:08 PM  
i45.tinypic.com

Right now, I am drunk on beer and eating peanuts and ready to do some galactic hitchhiking! Got my sonic screwdriver, towel and Hitchhiker's Guide. Just waiting to flag down a passing ship before the Vogons destroy the Earth to make way for an Interstellar bypass.
 
2012-12-20 10:37:45 PM  

bigstoopidbruce: If tomorrow never comes
Will she know how much I loved her
Did I try in every way to show her every day
That she's my only one
And if my time on earth were through
And she must face this world without me
Is the love I gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes


Love some garth brooks
 
2012-12-20 10:37:47 PM  
You people are all:
lh5.googleusercontent.com

Also, everyone should click on all TMLO links. You never know, they not be the "Final Countdown"
 
2012-12-20 10:38:05 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Igor Jakovsky: Colin O'Scopy: How long can Drew keep the servers up? Which tab will be the first to go? Will we finally see beyond the gates of UltraFark? Find out at the End of the World, tonight at midnight


Apparently he feeds his squirrel too much, so he has to spamvertise an ad banner at the top of the page. Must be an end-of-civilization quick cash-grab... ;-)

Hooefully the politics tab will be the first to go.

Hey now, that's half of my headline count!  XD

Haha you are the one who is responsible for some of those?


Eh, a decent number anyway.  Though, I don't think any of mine will make the HOTY finals or anything.  :)
 
2012-12-20 10:39:55 PM  

FunkOut: I believe so strongly in a future that I went ahead and still ate my prunes today.


Happy Crapping!
 
2012-12-20 10:40:04 PM  

lh4.googleusercontent.com

 
2012-12-20 10:40:13 PM  

FunkOut: I believe so strongly in a future that I went ahead and still ate my prunes today.


Time might still be running out for you
 
2012-12-20 10:40:45 PM  
Good news, everyone:

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-12-20 10:41:02 PM  
 
2012-12-20 10:41:02 PM  

WTF Indeed: Also, everyone should click on all TMLO links. You never know, they not be the "Final Countdown"


Like this one!!!
 
2012-12-20 10:41:06 PM  

lh5.googleusercontent.com

 
2012-12-20 10:41:21 PM  

www.funnycoolstuff.com

 
2012-12-20 10:41:29 PM  
If the Mayans could predict the end of the world, how come they couldn't predict the Spanish invading?
 
2012-12-20 10:42:27 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Abox: Everyone relax...I arranged for a new identical world to begin at the moment this one ends. If all goes according to plan, the transition should be seamless.

Identical? You couldn't have made one almost identical, but... ya know... without minorities?


i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-20 10:42:32 PM  

James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.


3:11amPST according to my local paper.
 
2012-12-20 10:42:51 PM  

i369.photobucket.com

 
2012-12-20 10:42:53 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Igor Jakovsky: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Igor Jakovsky: Colin O'Scopy: How long can Drew keep the servers up? Which tab will be the first to go? Will we finally see beyond the gates of UltraFark? Find out at the End of the World, tonight at midnight


Apparently he feeds his squirrel too much, so he has to spamvertise an ad banner at the top of the page. Must be an end-of-civilization quick cash-grab... ;-)

Hooefully the politics tab will be the first to go.

Hey now, that's half of my headline count!  XD

Haha you are the one who is responsible for some of those?

Eh, a decent number anyway.  Though, I don't think any of mine will make the HOTY finals or anything.  :)


Quantity not quality? :)
 
2012-12-20 10:43:09 PM  
I just have this gut feeling that it was the Aztecs who were right all along about March 10th 2013.....
 
2012-12-20 10:43:20 PM  
I really don't want to work tomorrow so I'm ambivalent towards the apocalypse. I bet that guy with 3000 lbs of rice and beef jerky is going to feel a bit silly tomorrow though.
 
2012-12-20 10:43:30 PM  
It's 3:43am here and the world hasn't ended and now I have to get up for work on 3 hours sleep. Might as well stay awake and hope the dormant volcano I live beside explodes.
 
2012-12-20 10:43:30 PM  
It must be the end of the world. Two different TriMet drivers let me use an expired pass tonight.
 
2012-12-20 10:44:03 PM  
Hey....TMLO

End of the world?
End of the World!
will there be pillaging and looting at the
End of the world?

/Not my best work.
 
2012-12-20 10:44:19 PM  
I really should have asked around my neighborhood to see who believed this nonsense, then asked them if they wanted to sign their assets over to me for safekeeping. You know, just in case.
 
2012-12-20 10:45:15 PM  
has anybody stated that T.E.OT.W. is at 6:11 am EST yet?
 
2012-12-20 10:46:03 PM  

martid4: Klippoklondike: Everyone will wake up as the opposite gender

I'd be squatting down on a mirror admiring that thing!


Sounds good to me. I'll be posting pics later
 
2012-12-20 10:46:10 PM  
Hi, I just want to say that I came from a bar where some douche canoe just ordered a bourbon and sprite. It's ok if the world ends - knowing that it has such douche canoes in it.
 
2012-12-20 10:46:14 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Igor Jakovsky: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Igor Jakovsky: Colin O'Scopy: How long can Drew keep the servers up? Which tab will be the first to go? Will we finally see beyond the gates of UltraFark? Find out at the End of the World, tonight at midnight


Apparently he feeds his squirrel too much, so he has to spamvertise an ad banner at the top of the page. Must be an end-of-civilization quick cash-grab... ;-)

Hooefully the politics tab will be the first to go.

Hey now, that's half of my headline count!  XD

Haha you are the one who is responsible for some of those?

Eh, a decent number anyway.  Though, I don't think any of mine will make the HOTY finals or anything.  :)

Quantity not quality? :)


Well, at least in the politics tab, just stating the story works about as well as a good pun half of the time.  I've had some good ones over time, but I'll admit that I'm not the best at making really witty headlines.
 
2012-12-20 10:46:20 PM  
actually 6:11.36 (secs) a.m.
 
2012-12-20 10:46:25 PM  
at least that old REM song will stop coming up and i can stop humming it
 
2012-12-20 10:46:28 PM  
Gentlemen, it was a pleasure posting sarcastic comments with you. May your souls find peace in Mayan hell.
 
2012-12-20 10:46:29 PM  

ordinarysteve: I really don't want to work tomorrow so I'm ambivalent towards the apocalypse. I bet that guy with 3000 lbs of rice and beef jerky is going to feel a bit silly tomorrow though.


I remember the build up to y2k with people saying you should have several weeks of water available since if the computers thought it was 1900 everything would go to shiat.
 
2012-12-20 10:46:46 PM  

Spiralmonkey: It's 3:43am here and the world hasn't ended and now I have to get up for work on 3 hours sleep. Might as well stay awake and hope the dormant volcano I live beside explodes.


I have no idea why that made me laugh so much.

If we get to see Christmas, have a merry one.
 
2012-12-20 10:47:06 PM  
 
2012-12-20 10:47:23 PM  
I honestly thought I would be a Total Farker before it was all over.

/guess the joke was on me
 
2012-12-20 10:48:20 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: So, anyone for "X-Files"?


No, the Alien invasion date is December 22, the world ends on the 21. It's great, they spend decades working with the Syndicate preparing for the upcoming colonization only to find Earth destroyed the day before. My guess is that the Mayans somehow made it to the Alpha Centauri and saw the date Earth was to be demolished by the Vogons. Bypasses got to be built, what can you do? Always a day late and a Centauri dukat short as they say.
 
2012-12-20 10:48:49 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: bigstoopidbruce: If tomorrow never comes
Will she know how much I loved her
Did I try in every way to show her every day
That she's my only one
And if my time on earth were through
And she must face this world without me
Is the love I gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes

Love some garth brooks and Kent Blazy


/FTFY ;)
 
2012-12-20 10:49:11 PM  
Thought it was 11:11 central (the Mayan time zone)
 
2012-12-20 10:50:04 PM  
I can't believe how much hype this apocalypse shiat has gotten. How is this one different than all the other end of days predictions? Is it just because of the internet? I know a few nutters who actually believe it a little (not full on nutters, I couldn't be friends with that type).

/see you in the morning
 
2012-12-20 10:50:04 PM  
www.bcwildernessvisions.com

blog.joeware.net

sciencenotes.files.wordpress.com

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-20 10:51:00 PM  

Nefarious: ordinarysteve: I really don't want to work tomorrow so I'm ambivalent towards the apocalypse. I bet that guy with 3000 lbs of rice and beef jerky is going to feel a bit silly tomorrow though.

I remember the build up to y2k with people saying you should have several weeks of water available since if the computers thought it was 1900 everything would go to shiat.


For the rice, maybe. But you can never have too much jerky.
 
2012-12-20 10:51:29 PM  
I already have my "Carrier Lost" Facebook post ready to go, I can't wait to **CARRIER LOST**
 
2012-12-20 10:53:01 PM  

ramblinwreck: Thought it was 11:11 central (the Mayan time zone)


nope..it is based on the time of the winter solstice. Every place on earth experiences it at the same time.
 
2012-12-20 10:53:11 PM  

Kevin72: [zippythepinhead.com image 800x323]


Damn it - I just bought a Ford yesterday. Could have held onto my Jeep and spent the money on hookers and blow.

/Just don't have the hang of the end of the world
//Or Thursdays
 
2012-12-20 10:53:23 PM  
This just in, nobody has heard from anyone in Australia for 6 hours!
 
2012-12-20 10:53:24 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: WTF Indeed: Also, everyone should click on all TMLO links. You never know, they not be the "Final Countdown"

Like this one!!!


MOTHERF*CKER!!!
 
2012-12-20 10:54:08 PM  

Coco LaFemme: If the Mayans could predict the end of the world, how come they couldn't predict the Spanish invading?


Because no one expects the Spanish Invasion.
 
2012-12-20 10:54:26 PM  
laughingsquid.com
 
2012-12-20 10:54:42 PM  

Nefarious: ordinarysteve: I really don't want to work tomorrow so I'm ambivalent towards the apocalypse. I bet that guy with 3000 lbs of rice and beef jerky is going to feel a bit silly tomorrow though.

I remember the build up to y2k with people saying you should have several weeks of water available since if the computers thought it was 1900 everything would go to shiat.


Yeah and that actually did have a bit of legitimate reasoning behind it. I still don't have too much faith in the OS for Russian nukes. This shiat is based on ancient Mexican magic (Mayans were cool as fark though). At least the rapture fears resulted in some lulz. The shiatty part is that every generation has thought they were living in the end-times for thousands of years, so we will all have to listen to this crap again and again.
 
2012-12-20 10:54:57 PM  
Orson Welles is on the Radio!
 
2012-12-20 10:54:58 PM  

special20: Hi, I just want to say that I came from a bar where some douche canoe just ordered a bourbon and sprite. It's ok if the world ends - knowing that it has such douche canoes in it.


And YOU let him LIVE!

Heretic!
 
2012-12-20 10:55:25 PM  
I have confirmed that the world will indeed end. I bought a carton of milk today and the expiration date read "eh, fark it".
 
2012-12-20 10:55:44 PM  
Still here. The world isn't allowed to end until after I see the Doctor Who Christmas special, so, 5 more days. Sorry, guys.
 
2012-12-20 10:56:11 PM  

Nefarious: ordinarysteve: I really don't want to work tomorrow so I'm ambivalent towards the apocalypse. I bet that guy with 3000 lbs of rice and beef jerky is going to feel a bit silly tomorrow though.

I remember the build up to y2k with people saying you should have several weeks of water available since if the computers thought it was 1900 everything would go to shiat.


lmao I worked at a casino during that nuttiness. We actually had to do drills on what to do in the event of a power outage. I was on midnights and thought I had to work at 1 and my shift was supposed to start at 11. Oops! If I was going to be late on New Year's Eve, I would have made it good and come in much, much later. One girl came in drunk. She said she mixed Tylenol with one drink. That was one smelly drink she must have had. Man, I'm rambling, I need to go to bed.
 
2012-12-20 10:56:31 PM  

dennysgod: [laughingsquid.com image 564x640]



That's great.
 
2012-12-20 10:56:57 PM  
It's five minutes to three in the afternoon of Friday, December 21, here in Sydney. It's a lovely, sunny, warm day, I finished work at 1.30 and and I'm now on my second beer. The Mayans can go fark themselves.
 
2012-12-20 10:58:02 PM  
 
2012-12-20 10:58:53 PM  

dennysgod: [laughingsquid.com image 564x640]


please tell me that was a real issue
 
2012-12-20 10:59:21 PM  
The beginning of the end...is also the end of the beginning.
 
2012-12-20 10:59:25 PM  

steerforth: It's five minutes to three in the afternoon of Friday, December 21, here in Sydney. It's a lovely, sunny, warm day, I finished work at 1.30 and and I'm now on my second beer. The Mayans can go fark themselves.


Your local time for T.E.O.T.W. would be 10:11:36 P.M.

/Keep drinking
 
2012-12-20 10:59:43 PM  

James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.


Citation? How solid is the data?

And what is that in Pacific Time? 3am?

That's hardly enuf time to get the prtying done...an hour after the bars close. I'd better ask for a Beej in the parking lot, in case we run a little slow.
 
2012-12-20 11:00:11 PM  
oi46.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-20 11:00:13 PM  

Lava Lamp Repairman: It's already Dec 21 in some lands with funny accents.

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes,
an aeroplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
[...]


I didn't realize how farked up those lyrics are. I remember Microsoft wanted to use it to promote the release of Windows 95, but the band wouldn't let them. Wonder if they listened to the song first.

Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn,
world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs.
 
2012-12-20 11:00:19 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: WTF Indeed: Also, everyone should click on all TMLO links. You never know, they not be the "Final Countdown"

Like this one!!!


I always give TMLO the clickity clicks.

/never know might be a version i've never heard
 
2012-12-20 11:00:20 PM  
My dad pointed out that its the MAYAN apocalypse so only Mayans and their descendants will disappear.
 
2012-12-20 11:00:35 PM  

steerforth: It's five minutes to three in the afternoon of Friday, December 21, here in Sydney. It's a lovely, sunny, warm day, I finished work at 1.30 and and I'm now on my second beer. The Mayans can go fark themselves.


So you're saying Australians are so unwanted that even the Mayans didn't care enough to add them to their Doomsday?
 
2012-12-20 11:01:09 PM  

mr lawson: steerforth: It's five minutes to three in the afternoon of Friday, December 21, here in Sydney. It's a lovely, sunny, warm day, I finished work at 1.30 and and I'm now on my second beer. The Mayans can go fark themselves.

Your local time for T.E.O.T.W. would be 10:11:36 P.M.

/Keep drinking


Okely dokely! Will do.
 
2012-12-20 11:01:12 PM  

geom_00: Hey....TMLO

End of the world?
End of the World!
will there be pillaging and looting at the
End of the world?

/Not my best work.


I *still* like it, dagnabbit!


Gyrfalcon: MOTHERF*CKER!!!


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D
 
2012-12-20 11:01:36 PM  
OK, so while Mike Mills is singing the "It's the end of the world..." refrain, Stipe has a vocal line that goes "Time I had some time alone," it just occurred to me what that line is all about.

R.E.M. is actually  welcoming a rapture or apocalyptic event, beause what  they're really saying is,  "[Good! It's about] time I had some time alone," hoping to being the last humans on earth?

So since we all can't be the last ones on earth, I guess none of us are going anywhere.

So here we are.  Yay for us.

/feels like this is a better NYE that 12/31/12 will be, anyway.
 
2012-12-20 11:01:39 PM  
Its 6am in Namibia... i am still here...
 
2012-12-20 11:01:58 PM  

maltedmothball: I always give TMLO the clickity clicks.

/never know might be a version i've never heard


*fistbump*

malted GETS it, yo!
 
2012-12-20 11:01:58 PM  
www.mrcostumes.com

She's coming for all of us!
 
2012-12-20 11:02:06 PM  

Prevailing Wind: If tomorrow comes and were all still here...I have soooo many farking Christmas presents to buy. My kids really should have held out for a better father.


Ya, I only wrapped empty boxes, so if this doesn't happen ...
 
2012-12-20 11:02:21 PM  

Natsumi: Its 6am in Namibia... i am still here...


seven hours and 10 min to go.
 
2012-12-20 11:02:34 PM  
Two suns in the sunset. Foe and friend, we were all equal in the end...
 
2012-12-20 11:03:54 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: [www.mrcostumes.com image 484x590]

She's coming for all of us!


Send her my way!
 
2012-12-20 11:04:11 PM  
Someone clear this up for me? Was the last day on the calendar the 20th or the 21st?

If the 21st, we might have another 24 hrs left, and then it all just blanks out.
 
2012-12-20 11:04:20 PM  
Got us again Rick.

a57.foxnews.com
 
2012-12-20 11:04:35 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I *still* like it, dagnabbit!


I thank you!
 
2012-12-20 11:05:12 PM  

mr lawson: Natsumi: Its 6am in Namibia... i am still here...

seven hours and 10 min to go.


so it ends at 1 for me in Africa on the 21st?
dammit i did not want to go work today
 
2012-12-20 11:05:18 PM  

ekdikeo4: Someone clear this up for me? Was the last day on the calendar the 20th or the 21st?

If the 21st, we might have another 24 hrs left, and then it all just blanks out.


So this is how the world ends... not with a bang but with The Sopranos?
 
2012-12-20 11:05:27 PM  

basemetal: [www.funnycoolstuff.com image 400x300]


I am become Bozo, the Pie-Splatterer of Worlds.
 
2012-12-20 11:05:36 PM  

ekdikeo4: Someone clear this up for me? Was the last day on the calendar the 20th or the 21st?

If the 21st, we might have another 24 hrs left, and then it all just blanks out.


no...you and the rest of the world, have 7 hours and 7 mins until the solstice.
 
2012-12-20 11:05:50 PM  

Coco LaFemme: I don't doubt that somewhere in this country, there is at least one person shiatting their pants in fear that the world will end tomorrow, and humanity will cease to exist.

That person is a farking nutter, and so is anyone else who agrees with them.


This describes the brother of my sister's boyfriend to a T. It's hilarious about how bad he is freaking out, and last night decided would be an excellent time to start stockpiling food and ammo (2 cases of water, some beans, and a staggering stockpile of 600 rounds of ammo. I about shiat from laughing so hard)
 
2012-12-20 11:06:48 PM  
Y'all are gonna feel so stupid when the world exists tomorrow.
 
2012-12-20 11:06:56 PM  

Natsumi: mr lawson: Natsumi: Its 6am in Namibia... i am still here...

seven hours and 10 min to go.

so it ends at 1 for me in Africa on the 21st?
dammit i did not want to go work today


now you are getting how it works.
/take a loooooooong lunch break
 
2012-12-20 11:07:23 PM  
This seems like a good thread to post in.
 
2012-12-20 11:07:31 PM  

mr lawson: Natsumi: mr lawson: Natsumi: Its 6am in Namibia... i am still here...

seven hours and 10 min to go.

so it ends at 1 for me in Africa on the 21st?
dammit i did not want to go work today

now you are getting how it works.
/take a loooooooong lunch break


Lunch? what the hell is that?
 
2012-12-20 11:07:32 PM  

doyner: Y'all are gonna feel so stupid when the world exists tomorrow.


some of us feel quite stupid now.
 
2012-12-20 11:08:54 PM  

Solid Muldoon: [i165.photobucket.com image 448x336]


I have so many towels.
 
2012-12-20 11:08:59 PM  
No more GD titties?
 
2012-12-20 11:09:20 PM  

Fista-Phobia: No more GD titties?


Go to Reddit.
 
2012-12-20 11:09:25 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: [www.wwe.com image 232x245]

Apocalypse?!  U Can't See Me!


Well we know Cena wanted to squeeze out a sixth move of doom before doomsday, and he did so at TLC.

/I will personally armbar this thread towards gredunza levels
//wife about to go to bed, kids are sleeping, what else can I do?
 
2012-12-20 11:09:30 PM  

Natsumi: Lunch? what the hell is that?


It is the meal normally ate between breakfast and dinner, but that's not important right now.

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD DAMN IT!

 
2012-12-20 11:09:43 PM  

Nefarious: ekdikeo4: Someone clear this up for me? Was the last day on the calendar the 20th or the 21st?

If the 21st, we might have another 24 hrs left, and then it all just blanks out.

So this is how the world ends... not with a bang but with The Sopranos?


Could be, could be.  We don't really know how it will end.  Maybe something really bad happens to the gravitational pull of the sun, causing us to spin out of orbit, and the planets all move back a slot, and everything starts over with Venus replacing us.
 
2012-12-20 11:10:40 PM  

Modguy: Coco LaFemme: I don't doubt that somewhere in this country, there is at least one person shiatting their pants in fear that the world will end tomorrow, and humanity will cease to exist.

That person is a farking nutter, and so is anyone else who agrees with them.

This describes the brother of my sister's boyfriend to a T. It's hilarious about how bad he is freaking out, and last night decided would be an excellent time to start stockpiling food and ammo (2 cases of water, some beans, and a staggering stockpile of 600 rounds of ammo. I about shiat from laughing so hard)


Pfft, 600 isn't staggering. I regularly mock gun nuts and 600 is only a handful of trips to the range.

Still hillarious that people buy into this shiat though.
 
2012-12-20 11:10:57 PM  

Lava Lamp Repairman: It's already Dec 21 in some lands with funny accents.

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes,
an aeroplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn,
world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs.
Feed it off an aux speak,, grunt, no, strength,
The ladder starts to clatter with fear fight down height.
Wire in a fire, representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site.
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.
Team by team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped.
Look at that low playing!
Fine, then.
Uh oh, overflow, population, common food, but it'll do.
Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and the revered and the right - right.
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign towers.
Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn.
Locking in, uniforming, book burning, blood letting.
Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate.
Light a candle, light a votive. Step down, step down.
Watch your heel crush, crushed. Uh-oh, this means no fear cavalier.
Renegade steer clear! A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies.
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.
(I feel fine)

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide. Mountains sit in a line
Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Brezhnev. Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.
Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom!
You symbiotic, patriotic, slam book neck, right? Right.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine..


hey, i see a couple familiar logins here.

*waves* how ya been? :)
 
2012-12-20 11:10:57 PM  
img837.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-20 11:10:59 PM  
Well its the 21st in Newfoundland.  Are they dead?

/say that in Gargamel's voice
//"Newfoundland, are you dead?"
 
2012-12-20 11:11:33 PM  

cheap_thoughts: Quick someone sponsor me for totalfark, I need a place to hide!

No one really goes to totalfark anymore, do they?


No. Yes.
 
2012-12-20 11:11:57 PM  
Taco Bell Loaded Grillers....I WANT TO LIVE
 
2012-12-20 11:12:06 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I guess this is finally important now.


that poor, poor song. highly appropriate tonight in more ways than one.

/how ya doin, TMLO? :)
 
2012-12-20 11:12:42 PM  

Smackledorfer: Modguy: Coco LaFemme: I don't doubt that somewhere in this country, there is at least one person shiatting their pants in fear that the world will end tomorrow, and humanity will cease to exist.

That person is a farking nutter, and so is anyone else who agrees with them.

This describes the brother of my sister's boyfriend to a T. It's hilarious about how bad he is freaking out, and last night decided would be an excellent time to start stockpiling food and ammo (2 cases of water, some beans, and a staggering stockpile of 600 rounds of ammo. I about shiat from laughing so hard)

Pfft, 600 isn't staggering. I regularly mock gun nuts and 600 is only a handful of trips to the range.

Still hillarious that people buy into this shiat though.


Friend of mine told me it was wall-to-wall at his local gun store today.  Either they're preparing for the end of the world, or they're preparing for a new Assault Weapons Ban.
 
2012-12-20 11:12:42 PM  

www.christiancinema.com

images.zap2it.com

media.avclub.com

 
2012-12-20 11:12:51 PM  
The website, the world, all ablaze!

RIGHTEOUS FIRE!

imageshack.us
 
2012-12-20 11:13:18 PM  
I will laugh my ass off if there's an earthquake in California at midnight. Not big enough to do any damage, but big enough to scare the shiat out of my cousins.
 
2012-12-20 11:13:21 PM  
Maybe this whole last 13,000 years has been the end of the world, and we've survived that. Maybe things will be less shiatty for the next 13,000 years.
 
2012-12-20 11:13:26 PM  
Smackledorfer Yes. Zippy is over your head.
 
2012-12-20 11:13:43 PM  

bluorangefyre: Either they're preparing for the end of the world, or they're preparing for a new Assault Weapons Ban.


To some, they are one and the same.
 
2012-12-20 11:14:33 PM  

AbiNormal: I will laugh my ass off if there's an earthquake in California at midnight. Not big enough to do any damage, but big enough to scare the shiat out of my cousins.


Well you know it starts with an earthq... nevermind that would just drive this thread into a loop.
 
2012-12-20 11:14:50 PM  
Ah, important Windows Update just popped up.  Really?

Also, just a quick reminder:  Japan would likely be leveled by a Godzilla attack if shiat was going down.
 
2012-12-20 11:15:09 PM  
Hey Drew, can you nuke the Politics Tab at midnight just to freak out the people that seem to live there?
 
2012-12-20 11:16:06 PM  
The Mind Boggles: Hey girl I've been wondering how you've been, good to see you : )
 
2012-12-20 11:16:42 PM  

epoc_tnac: Maybe this whole last 13,000 years has been the end of the world, and we've survived that. Maybe things will be less shiatty for the next 13,000 years.


From what I read, apparently Mayans celebrated the end of a ba'ktun.  So maybe we're all supposed to party then?
 
2012-12-20 11:16:49 PM  

bluorangefyre: Ah, important Windows Update just popped up.  Really?


0.tqn.com
 
2012-12-20 11:16:58 PM  

bluorangefyre: Ah, important Windows Update just popped up.  Really?

Also, just a quick reminder:  Japan would likely be leveled by a Godzilla attack if shiat was going down.


It's to patch the Mayan calender for those users using it instead of the Gregorian one.
 
2012-12-20 11:17:02 PM  

epoc_tnac: Maybe this whole last 13,000 years has been the end of the world, and we've survived that. Maybe things will be less shiatty for the next 13,000 years.


thats some nice optimism there. I predict the following to happen tomorrow in that spirit:

It sensibly snows
reformed gun control and taxing the rich proposed by the Repubs
Mexicans ditch the drug business
The KC Cheifs find a real Quarter back
 
2012-12-20 11:17:05 PM  

WTF Indeed: steerforth: It's five minutes to three in the afternoon of Friday, December 21, here in Sydney. It's a lovely, sunny, warm day, I finished work at 1.30 and and I'm now on my second beer. The Mayans can go fark themselves.

So you're saying Australians are so unwanted that even the Mayans didn't care enough to add them to their Doomsday?


I misread that as "unwashed" and was about to get a little antsy.
 
2012-12-20 11:17:38 PM  
I don't know what this is, but I like it.

smhttp.14409.nexcesscdn.net
 
2012-12-20 11:17:44 PM  
I got called into work this morning at 3 a.m. and I have been up since.

So, fark it, I am going out exhausted and drunk.
 
2012-12-20 11:18:13 PM  

25.media.tumblr.com

 
2012-12-20 11:18:22 PM  

mr lawson: bluorangefyre: Ah, important Windows Update just popped up.  Really?

[0.tqn.com image 162x164]


Goodbye cruel world, I'm leaving here today
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye all you people, there's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind
Goodbye
 
2012-12-20 11:19:15 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

In case you're wondering, yes, there already is a film in production about tonight's epic event. Working title: "Apocalype No."
 
2012-12-20 11:19:21 PM  
I would hate to be a woman who is about to be consumed in a fiery Armageddon, and never have had posted a picture of my boobs to a fark thread.
/just saying... end of the world and all that
 
2012-12-20 11:19:59 PM  

thecpt: The KC Cheifs find a real Quarter back


Well since QB's drafted by the Chefs since 87 have a total of 0 wins for the Chefs we know that will never happen

/great googly moogly
 
2012-12-20 11:20:02 PM  

basemetal: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x382]


Only 2,012?  PFFT, I'd say a few hundred million, at least.
 
2012-12-20 11:20:18 PM  

25.media.tumblr.com

 
2012-12-20 11:20:51 PM  

Kevin72: Smackledorfer Yes. Zippy is over your head.


I was hoping to be taken by the hand and guided to it. Ah well, an hour of life left... I can't expect someone else to waste it on that :)
 
2012-12-20 11:21:00 PM  

mr lawson: Natsumi: Lunch? what the hell is that?

It is the meal normally ate between breakfast and dinner, but that's not important right now.

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD DAMN IT!


ok...
/slaves away quietly in corner...
 
2012-12-20 11:21:14 PM  
Am I dreaming?

It's a Brave New World.

/Steve Miller Band, I know nothing of the Book
 
2012-12-20 11:21:40 PM  

ordinarysteve: I would hate to be a woman who is about to be consumed in a fiery Armageddon, and never have had posted a picture of my boobs to a fark thread.
/just saying... end of the world and all that


Well thankfully I have posted my boobies in many threads so I'm OK : )
 
2012-12-20 11:22:14 PM  
DanZero

If the apocolypse DOES happen tonight, does that mean the Pirates would have made the playoffs?
 
2012-12-20 11:22:22 PM  

mr lawson: bluorangefyre: Ah, important Windows Update just popped up.  Really?

[0.tqn.com image 162x164]


domn.sopca.com
 
2012-12-20 11:22:45 PM  
At first I was all

25.media.tumblr.com

but then I was

a.abcnews.go.com
 
2012-12-20 11:22:49 PM  

DanZero: nascarcasm @nascarcasm

In case you're wondering, yes, there already is a film in production about tonight's epic event. Working title: "Apocalype No."


Well we have the fWc and fNc slowly appearing.  Next we'll have pacedogs battling ponies.
 
2012-12-20 11:22:51 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: The Mind Boggles: Hey girl I've been wondering how you've been, good to see you : )


hey tfhm! i've been hanging in there. the silly season always has me busy
how you doin? ;)
 
2012-12-20 11:22:53 PM  

stu1-1: [img837.imageshack.us image 627x417]


The funniest part of that for me is the blank weather report for Saturday.
 
2012-12-20 11:23:01 PM  

bluorangefyre: Well its the 21st in Newfoundland.  Are they dead?



The fact that the people of Newfoundland have not responded to your post does not bode well for them.
 
2012-12-20 11:23:32 PM  
It's going to be fun seeing how many Farkette's get wasted and start taking pictures....
 
2012-12-20 11:24:24 PM  

ShavedApe: It's going to be fun seeing how many Farkette's get wasted and start taking pictures....


If the world does end tonight, I will be glad to know I'm not as desperate as this guy.
 
2012-12-20 11:24:36 PM  
I'm scared. Somebody hot hold me.
 
2012-12-20 11:24:45 PM  

krej55: dennysgod: [laughingsquid.com image 564x640]

please tell me that was a real issue


I wish but alas, it looks shopped...pixels etc.
 
2012-12-20 11:24:52 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: I don't know what this is, but I like it.

[smhttp.14409.nexcesscdn.net image 550x365]


Please tell me you found more info, that looks like the sort of thing I will spend weeks  fapping to watching.
 
2012-12-20 11:24:55 PM  
Armbar!
 
2012-12-20 11:25:18 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: ordinarysteve: I would hate to be a woman who is about to be consumed in a fiery Armageddon, and never have had posted a picture of my boobs to a fark thread.
/just saying... end of the world and all that

Well thankfully I have posted my boobies in many threads so I'm OK : )


And we love you for it :)

/EIP
 
2012-12-20 11:25:37 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: bluorangefyre: Well its the 21st in Newfoundland.  Are they dead?


The fact that the people of Newfoundland have not responded to your post does not bode well for them.


But truth be told, its doubtful Newfoundlanders have heard of Fark.
 
2012-12-20 11:26:09 PM  

WTF Indeed: ShavedApe: It's going to be fun seeing how many Farkette's get wasted and start taking pictures....

If the world does end tonight, I will be glad to know I'm not as desperate as this guy.


I'm a pessimist. I expect to have to go to work tomorrow. So for me, drinking must wait until tomorrow night.
 
2012-12-20 11:27:11 PM  
Well, just in case... BIE eip

Really, just in case. I'll have 6 hrs, 48 mins to enjoy

Thanks, have a nice afterlife
 
2012-12-20 11:27:25 PM  
Now that the world's ending, there'll be no better time to say this, but...

I hate each and everyone of you. Go to hell.

Except TMLO. You're alright.

/Unless we survive, then I'm just kidding.
 
2012-12-20 11:27:25 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: bluorangefyre: Well its the 21st in Newfoundland.  Are they dead?


The fact that the people of Newfoundland have not responded to your post does not bode well for them.


There are no people in Newfoundland.
 
2012-12-20 11:27:55 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Armbar!


TAP OUT YOU SON OF A BIATCH!

/remind me, why weren't either Punk-Jericho or Punk-Bryan nominated for Match of the Year?
//oh yeah, Vince hates Punk, Bryan and probably Jericho
 
2012-12-20 11:29:07 PM  

IcculusMaximus: Spiralmonkey: It's 3:43am here and the world hasn't ended and now I have to get up for work on 3 hours sleep. Might as well stay awake and hope the dormant volcano I live beside explodes.

I have no idea why that made me laugh so much.

If we get to see Christmas, have a merry one.


Thank you. Still wide awake and now got a lot more fark to read. No word on the volcano yet, fingers crossed....
 
2012-12-20 11:29:19 PM  

Gyrfalcon: There are no people in Newfoundland.



Well, not anymore.
 
2012-12-20 11:31:17 PM  
If there are any women here who decide to get drunk and show pictures of their tits to random men, all because the end of the world is nigh (supposedly), you should be kicked repeatedly in the coont until your uterus falls out.

Stupidity like that should earn you a one-way ticket out of the gene pool.
 
2012-12-20 11:31:57 PM  

The Mind Boggles: tinfoil-hat maggie: The Mind Boggles: Hey girl I've been wondering how you've been, good to see you : )

hey tfhm! i've been hanging in there. the silly season always has me busy
how you doin? ;)


I'm getting drunk and been drunk for a few days now ; )
Cheers
blog.chesterniteowl.com
 
2012-12-20 11:32:49 PM  
My neighbors are currently arguing about whether or not the Mayans bothered with daylight savings time. It is sort of hilariously awesome.
 
2012-12-20 11:33:06 PM  

Beerguy: tinfoil-hat maggie: ordinarysteve: I would hate to be a woman who is about to be consumed in a fiery Armageddon, and never have had posted a picture of my boobs to a fark thread.
/just saying... end of the world and all that

Well thankfully I have posted my boobies in many threads so I'm OK : )

And we love you for it :)

/EIP


Awwww : )
 
2012-12-20 11:33:06 PM  

PsiChick: thisisyourbrainonFark: I don't know what this is, but I like it.

[smhttp.14409.nexcesscdn.net image 550x365]

Please tell me you found more info, that looks like the sort of thing I will spend weeks  fapping to watching.


Got it from a GIS for sexy apocalypse. It's from a movie called Doomsday. From a review: "some hot, trashy Apocalyptic strippers and the mind defyingly hot Lee-Anne Liebenberg, who plays Viper, that hot warrior chick you've seen in the trailers. She is not in the film nearly enough, but every moment she's on screen, mmmm God damn."

filmschoolrejects.com
 
2012-12-20 11:33:14 PM  

25.media.tumblr.com

 
2012-12-20 11:33:17 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-20 11:34:19 PM  

Coco LaFemme: If there are any women here who decide to get drunk and show pictures of their tits to random men, all because the end of the world is nigh (supposedly), you should be kicked repeatedly in the coont until your uterus falls out.

Stupidity like that should earn you a one-way ticket out of the gene pool.


I used to like you :/

If I had any parts women wanted to see (or other men for that matter), I would share them.
 
2012-12-20 11:35:12 PM  

25.media.tumblr.com

 
2012-12-20 11:35:37 PM  

Zeno-25: [i.imgur.com image 320x320]


Kent Brockman: Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?
Professor: Yes I would, Kent.
 
2012-12-20 11:35:47 PM  

geom_00: DanZero

If the apocolypse DOES happen tonight, does that mean the Pirates Steelers would have made the playoffs?


FIXED!
 
2012-12-20 11:36:12 PM  

Coco LaFemme: If there are any women here who decide to get drunk and show pictures of their tits to random men, all because the end of the world is nigh (supposedly), you should be kicked repeatedly in the coont until your uterus falls out.

Stupidity like that should earn you a one-way ticket out of the gene pool.


getbusylivingblog.com
 
2012-12-20 11:36:34 PM  

25.media.tumblr.com

 
2012-12-20 11:36:56 PM  

Coco LaFemme: If there are any women here who decide to get drunk and show pictures of their tits to random men, all because the end of the world is nigh (supposedly), you should be kicked repeatedly in the coont until your uterus falls out.

Stupidity like that should earn you a one-way ticket out of the gene pool.


To be fair, if it wasn't for women like that callgirls wouldn't have a profession to fall back on.
 
2012-12-20 11:38:20 PM  

Smackledorfer: Coco LaFemme: If there are any women here who decide to get drunk and show pictures of their tits to random men, all because the end of the world is nigh (supposedly), you should be kicked repeatedly in the coont until your uterus falls out.

Stupidity like that should earn you a one-way ticket out of the gene pool.

I used to like you :/

If I had any parts women wanted to see (or other men for that matter), I would share them.


It smacks of sexual exploitation, and that skeeves me out so farking bad.  I can't stand it.  I would be equally annoyed with dudes sending pictures of their dongs around.
 
2012-12-20 11:38:42 PM  

bluorangefyre: DanZero: nascarcasm @nascarcasm

In case you're wondering, yes, there already is a film in production about tonight's epic event. Working title: "Apocalype No."

Well we have the fWc and fNc slowly appearing.  Next we'll have pacedogs battling ponies.


Nice thing about Nascarcasm, he's funny even in the off season



nascarcasm @nascarcasm

The #apocalypse has been completely overblown, and in the end. it won't happen. It's sorta like "Will Tony Run The #Indy500?" on steroids.
 
2012-12-20 11:39:12 PM  
25 min to go huh?  Maybe I'd better go let the dog out & hit the bathroom myself.  That way if the world ends I won't wet myself out of fear & my fuzzy hero won't piddle on the floor because of another loud noise....
 
2012-12-20 11:39:19 PM  
www.aceweekly.com
Today on Fark Busters, we see how many Quetzalcoatls it takes to bring down a Beowulf cluster of squirrels.
 
2012-12-20 11:39:21 PM  

25.media.tumblr.com

 
2012-12-20 11:39:21 PM  
I don't know if Henry survived being shot on Psych. And my car isn't paid off til March. So, no.
 
2012-12-20 11:40:23 PM  

DanZero: geom_00: DanZero

If the apocolypse DOES happen tonight, does that mean the Pirates Steelers Cubs would have made the playoffs won the World Series?

FIXED!


DOUBLE FIXED!!
 
2012-12-20 11:40:47 PM  
And just because I came off the Christopher Lee Greatest Hits thread:

www.wearysloth.com

I WILL BRING DESOLATION.... TO MANKIND

but first a message from True Value Hardware Stores
 
2012-12-20 11:42:33 PM  
I just wanted to fark the hottie dancer from "Sin City" just once..ok..mabye twice if i could have a smoke and a drink between bouts...but..NUUUUUUUU....NO SOUP FOR ME. Cries over Jessica Alba's pics.
 
2012-12-20 11:43:19 PM  

DanZero: bluorangefyre: DanZero: nascarcasm @nascarcasm

In case you're wondering, yes, there already is a film in production about tonight's epic event. Working title: "Apocalype No."

Well we have the fWc and fNc slowly appearing.  Next we'll have pacedogs battling ponies.

Nice thing about Nascarcasm, he's funny even in the off season

nascarcasm @nascarcasm

The #apocalypse has been completely overblown, and in the end. it won't happen. It's sorta like "Will Tony Run The #Indy500?" on steroids.


Yeah, I tweeted him already and said we had Holographic Dick Clark still in our arsenal, and quickly 'shopped together the pic towards the top of this thread.

/I'd prefer Holographic Dick Clark over Real Life Ryan Seacrest
//but if we don't get Holographic Dick Clark, then Carson Daly will do
 
2012-12-20 11:43:43 PM  

Recoil Therapy: 25 min to go huh?  Maybe I'd better go let the dog out & hit the bathroom myself.  That way if the world ends I won't wet myself out of fear & my fuzzy hero won't piddle on the floor because of another loud noise....


6 hours and 29 mins to go.

/don't be a puss...you can hold it
 
2012-12-20 11:44:06 PM  
i125.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-20 11:44:51 PM  
16 minutes and counting.
 
2012-12-20 11:44:57 PM  
I just started formatting a hard drive. I hope it finishes before d-day. It'll probably be harder to recover than when you loose power during a Windows update.
 
2012-12-20 11:45:02 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: PsiChick: thisisyourbrainonFark: I don't know what this is, but I like it.

[smhttp.14409.nexcesscdn.net image 550x365]

Please tell me you found more info, that looks like the sort of thing I will spend weeks  fapping to watching.

Got it from a GIS for sexy apocalypse. It's from a movie called Doomsday. From a review: "some hot, trashy Apocalyptic strippers and the mind defyingly hot Lee-Anne Liebenberg, who plays Viper, that hot warrior chick you've seen in the trailers. She is not in the film nearly enough, but every moment she's on screen, mmmm God damn."

filmschoolrejects.com


Dang. Oh, well, back to trawling GIS...

/Fark is such a bad influence on me. :p
 
2012-12-20 11:45:13 PM  

James!: I think we can tell you all now.  The $5 dollars a month is actually used to construct our ship.  Drew has never touched an alcoholic drink in his life, in fact the chemicals would be poison to his alien digestive system.

Also, and you're probably going to laugh about this later, but the destruction of the earth will be caused as we blow it up to give the Ultrafark a boost out of the gravitational pull of the sun.  No hard feelings right?


If the ship is designed as well as the Fark user interface and filter, I'll take my chances...
 
2012-12-20 11:45:28 PM  

media.tumblr.com

 
2012-12-20 11:45:52 PM  
Kneel, like the dogs that you are!

media-cache-lt0.pinterest.com
/hot hot hot!
 
2012-12-20 11:46:32 PM  

geom_00: 16 minutes and counting.


grrrrr...NO! 6 hours and 26 mins

/
 
2012-12-20 11:47:14 PM  

Coco LaFemme: If there are any women here who decide to get drunk and show pictures of their tits to random men, all because the end of the world is nigh (supposedly), you should be kicked repeatedly in the coont until your uterus falls out.

Stupidity like that should earn you a one-way ticket out of the gene pool.


I like to get drunk and show pictures of other women's tits to random men, pretending they are mine. It's funner than uterine prolapse.
 
2012-12-20 11:47:49 PM  
MAYAN PREPPERS.....!!!!!!


cache.gawkerassets.com

I THOUGHT YOU SAID "BRIAN PEPPERS"

 
2012-12-20 11:49:12 PM  
PYH
Protect
Your
Holes
 
2012-12-20 11:49:12 PM  
There's a lady on my flight (i'm at 37k right now) that is freaking out about every tiny little bump.  It's kind of funny.  She's also pretty hot.  So that's a bonus.
 
2012-12-20 11:49:22 PM  
Hey, I was just diversifying my portfolio to take advantage of long term investment strategies -- what did I miss?
 
2012-12-20 11:49:25 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Smackledorfer: Coco LaFemme: If there are any women here who decide to get drunk and show pictures of their tits to random men, all because the end of the world is nigh (supposedly), you should be kicked repeatedly in the coont until your uterus falls out.

Stupidity like that should earn you a one-way ticket out of the gene pool.

I used to like you :/

If I had any parts women wanted to see (or other men for that matter), I would share them.

It smacks of sexual exploitation, and that skeeves me out so farking bad.  I can't stand it.  I would be equally annoyed with dudes sending pictures of their dongs around.


Who gets exploited if both sexes are doing it?

I can see the argument that women get exploited in all sorts of situations, but a boob over the internet for a spot of fun? Isn't it you who would be demeaning to women by saying they are incapable of making decisions like that without it being victimization by men?

I'm open to convincing. Equally open to letting it slide. I don't want to force anyone to discuss something they don't want to (not that I could, but you know what I mean).

Ten minutes to go.
 
2012-12-20 11:49:51 PM  
 
2012-12-20 11:50:40 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Whoever is the final Last Man Standing, please turn out the lights before the thread closes for good.


LMS?
 
2012-12-20 11:51:03 PM  

diaphoresis: Where did the Mayan Prophecy give the exact time and in which time zone?


Winter Solstice. It occurs at 11:12 a.m. UTC on December 21, 2012.
 
2012-12-20 11:51:28 PM  

TheManofPA: PYH
Protect
Your
Holes


I'm watching that right now

/thats going to sound really weird out of context
 
2012-12-20 11:51:34 PM  

TheNameIs_Horace: MAYAN PREPPERS.....!!!!!!


[cache.gawkerassets.com image 640x393]

I THOUGHT YOU SAID "BRIAN PEPPERS"


DAMN YOU!!!!!  I'd finally forgotten about that, and you go and show it!!!
 
2012-12-20 11:52:06 PM  
So comes the end.

/I've always hated you
 
2012-12-20 11:52:11 PM  
I got my towel, 4 bottles of whiskey, a carton of smokes, and  http://youtu.be/WLzseIR1_do on repeat. I say bring it on Mayans!
 
2012-12-20 11:52:26 PM  

Smackledorfer: Coco LaFemme: Smackledorfer: Coco LaFemme: If there are any women here who decide to get drunk and show pictures of their tits to random men, all because the end of the world is nigh (supposedly), you should be kicked repeatedly in the coont until your uterus falls out.

Stupidity like that should earn you a one-way ticket out of the gene pool.

I used to like you :/

If I had any parts women wanted to see (or other men for that matter), I would share them.

It smacks of sexual exploitation, and that skeeves me out so farking bad.  I can't stand it.  I would be equally annoyed with dudes sending pictures of their dongs around.

Who gets exploited if both sexes are doing it?

I can see the argument that women get exploited in all sorts of situations, but a boob over the internet for a spot of fun? Isn't it you who would be demeaning to women by saying they are incapable of making decisions like that without it being victimization by men?

I'm open to convincing. Equally open to letting it slide. I don't want to force anyone to discuss something they don't want to (not that I could, but you know what I mean).

Ten minutes to go.


Smackledorfer: Coco LaFemme: Smackledorfer: Coco LaFemme: If there are any women here who decide to get drunk and show pictures of their tits to random men, all because the end of the world is nigh (supposedly), you should be kicked repeatedly in the coont until your uterus falls out.

Stupidity like that should earn you a one-way ticket out of the gene pool.

I used to like you :/

If I had any parts women wanted to see (or other men for that matter), I would share them.

It smacks of sexual exploitation, and that skeeves me out so farking bad.  I can't stand it.  I would be equally annoyed with dudes sending pictures of their dongs around.

Who gets exploited if both sexes are doing it?

I can see the argument that women get exploited in all sorts of situations, but a boob over the internet for a spot of fun? Isn't it you who would be demeaning to women by saying they are incapable of making decisions like that without it being victimization by men?

I'm open to convincing. Equally open to letting it slide. I don't want to force anyone to discuss something they don't want to (not that I could, but you know what I mean).

Ten minutes to go.


You'd be exploiting her by forcing her to go get her camera, whip out her boobies, take pictures of them, and then email them to strangers! You're doing that all with your misogynistic, manly, mind-powers!
 
2012-12-20 11:52:40 PM  

25.media.tumblr.com

 
2012-12-20 11:53:16 PM  
www.teamtimeeip.com

Just sayin...
 
2012-12-20 11:53:38 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Winter Solstice. It occurs at 11:12 a.m. UTC on December 21, 2012.


I read (nasa) that it was 11:11:36 utc dec 21 '12

guess some are rounding up to the next min, or rounding down because of ELEVENTY!!!1111!
 
2012-12-20 11:53:53 PM  
Hey... all of you imbeciles wondering how The Apocalypse works: Harold Camping was explicit about the fact that it starts at the International Date Line and travels around the world in a 24-hour process.

He was wrong ONLY on the specific date, and only wrong TWICE. How many times have YOU been wrong?

All right, then.
 
2012-12-20 11:54:10 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: diaphoresis: Where did the Mayan Prophecy give the exact time and in which time zone?

Winter Solstice. It occurs at 11:12 a.m. UTC on December 21, 2012.


Can you translate that to American, please?  Because I'm thinking that's 6:12 AM Eastern, 3:12 AM Pacific, and just past midnight at Palin's house since she can see Russia from it.
 
2012-12-20 11:55:51 PM  

Beerguy: tinfoil-hat maggie: Beerguy: tinfoil-hat maggie: ordinarysteve: I would hate to be a woman who is about to be consumed in a fiery Armageddon, and never have had posted a picture of my boobs to a fark thread.
/just saying... end of the world and all that

Well thankfully I have posted my boobies in many threads so I'm OK : )

And we love you for it :)

/EIP

Awwww : )

[fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net image 850x637]

Cheers! Maggie


Next round is on me!
 
2012-12-20 11:56:28 PM  

bluorangefyre: Bathia_Mapes: diaphoresis: Where did the Mayan Prophecy give the exact time and in which time zone?

Winter Solstice. It occurs at 11:12 a.m. UTC on December 21, 2012.

Can you translate that to American, please?  Because I'm thinking that's 6:12 AM Eastern, 3:12 AM Pacific, and just past midnight at Palin's house since she can see Russia from it.


correct
6:11:36 am est
 
2012-12-20 11:56:59 PM  
I don't know about you guys, but a zombie apocalypse would feel right just about now.
 
2012-12-20 11:57:40 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Beerguy: tinfoil-hat maggie: Beerguy: tinfoil-hat maggie: ordinarysteve: I would hate to be a woman who is about to be consumed in a fiery Armageddon, and never have had posted a picture of my boobs to a fark thread.
/just saying... end of the world and all that

Well thankfully I have posted my boobies in many threads so I'm OK : )

And we love you for it :)

/EIP

Awwww : )

[fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net image 850x637]

Cheers! Maggie

Next round is on me!


Bring it!
 
2012-12-20 11:58:48 PM  

Beerguy: I don't know about you guys, but a zombie apocalypse would feel right just about now.


here you are
 
2012-12-20 11:58:54 PM  

timharrod: Hey... all of you imbeciles wondering how The Apocalypse works: Harold Camping was explicit about the fact that it starts at the International Date Line and travels around the world in a 24-hour process.

He was wrong ONLY on the specific date, and only wrong TWICE. How many times have YOU been wrong?

All right, then.


I'm on the other side of the International Date Line, so I'm getting a kick...
 
2012-12-20 11:58:57 PM  

25.media.tumblr.com

 
2012-12-20 11:59:50 PM  
In exactly one minute, everyone will shut the hell up. Thank the gods.
 
2012-12-20 11:59:58 PM  
MCTHpostedatmidnightG
 
2012-12-20 11:59:58 PM  
are we still here?
 
2012-12-21 12:00:14 AM  
www.gamestar.hu
 
2012-12-21 12:00:27 AM  
AND HERE WE GO!!!
 
2012-12-21 12:00:35 AM  
Booooring. Time to go back to fapping.
 
2012-12-21 12:01:20 AM  
Well that was fun.
 
2012-12-21 12:01:38 AM  
Still here in CST!
 
2012-12-21 12:02:15 AM  

TheManofPA: MCTHpostedatmidnightG

imgc.allpostersimages.com
 
2012-12-21 12:02:40 AM  
Quick, everyone divide by zero!
 
2012-12-21 12:03:11 AM  
so the next 24 hours should be exciting.
 
2012-12-21 12:03:17 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Booooring. Time to go back to fapping.


That's just what the Mayans wanted you to think. Be all ready for the world to explode at midnight. Then a couple hours later, you get blown up and die with your pants around your ankles, porn on the computer, and a blow up doll on the couch next to you.
 
2012-12-21 12:03:32 AM  

ArmednHammered: Quick, everyone divide by zero!


Holy shiat it worked.  The fundamental laws of the universe have changed.
 
2012-12-21 12:03:48 AM  

25.media.tumblr.com

 
2012-12-21 12:04:31 AM  
Well guys, East coast reporting in, still watching my DVR of the League and ....carrier lost
 
2012-12-21 12:04:59 AM  

ArmednHammered: Quick, everyone divide by zero!

reverse the polarity!


FTFY
 
2012-12-21 12:05:17 AM  
Hello?

Cool! I finally have the thread to myself!

dailygrindhouse.com

D'OH!
 
2012-12-21 12:05:21 AM  

basemetal: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x370]


For this day....this version works better
 
2012-12-21 12:05:32 AM  

ShavedApe: PC LOAD LETTER: Booooring. Time to go back to fapping.

That's just what the Mayans wanted you to think. Be all ready for the world to explode at midnight. Then a couple hours later, you get blown up and die with your pants around your ankles, porn on the computer, and a blow up doll on the couch next to you.


Awww, you're just saying that.
 
2012-12-21 12:05:36 AM  
BIE EIP

/Aztec calendar is the best calendar
 
2012-12-21 12:05:55 AM  

TheManofPA: TheManofPA: MCTHpostedatmidnightG
[imgc.allpostersimages.com image 473x378]


Damnit, you even botched the end of the world?!  :D
 
2012-12-21 12:05:58 AM  

media.tumblr.com

 
2012-12-21 12:06:24 AM  
It's 12:05 a.m. here in NC....and nothing.  Aww, shucks.
 
2012-12-21 12:06:58 AM  
So BIE didn't happen? oh well, I've yet(been here since 03) get BIE anyways.
 
2012-12-21 12:07:13 AM  
Oh, my God... people in the Eastern Time Zone (US) are assuming that since the world didn't end for THEM, it won't end at ALL.

/man, are you gonna look stupid on the other side
 
2012-12-21 12:07:27 AM  
Well fark, I guess I am getting up for work in the morning.
 
2012-12-21 12:07:32 AM  
GODDAM LYIN' MAYANS!
 
2012-12-21 12:07:34 AM  
hello?
 
2012-12-21 12:07:40 AM  
Is it over yet?
 
2012-12-21 12:07:58 AM  

25.media.tumblr.com

 
2012-12-21 12:08:50 AM  

Philbb: Is it over yet?


Yes
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-12-21 12:09:39 AM  

Ennuipoet: [freeversephotography.com image 850x519]


Nicely done!
 
2012-12-21 12:09:44 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: diaphoresis: Where did the Mayan Prophecy give the exact time and in which time zone?

Winter Solstice. It occurs at 11:12 a.m. UTC on December 21, 2012.


Thank you.

/Getting drunk now
 
2012-12-21 12:10:00 AM  
cidutest.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-21 12:10:07 AM  

basemetal: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]


You prepared that, didn't you, you bastard?
 
2012-12-21 12:10:08 AM  
 
2012-12-21 12:10:50 AM  
 
2012-12-21 12:11:02 AM  
Still alive!  And the tubes are still working!
 
2012-12-21 12:11:22 AM  
delayed armbar
 
2012-12-21 12:11:51 AM  
- This is Crystal Palace. Are you still on?
- That's affirmative, sir.
- Yeah, we're here! Jesus H. Christ! We're still here!
 
2012-12-21 12:13:19 AM  
but.. but.. what if they forgot to carry the 1 in their calculations and the end of the world actually ends on Monday?
 
2012-12-21 12:13:32 AM  
Bookmark.

I'll read through the thread in between fighting off hordes of feral ghouls.
 
2012-12-21 12:13:39 AM  
officailpsy 19 seconds ago
Hey guys, YouTube has just contacted me and informed me this video has achieved 1 billion views ;)



It's the end now!
 
2012-12-21 12:14:10 AM  
So is it supposed to happen when it gets to be 12/21 in Mayaland?  Because I'm on the west coast, and I took a benadryl about an hour ago, and I don't think I can stay up for this hootenanny.
 
2012-12-21 12:15:16 AM  

James!: Drew has never touched an alcoholic drink in his life, in fact the chemicals would be poison to his alien digestive system.


Does he drink sour milk instead?
 
2012-12-21 12:15:53 AM  
Ok, I made it through the League, the world can end now.
 
2012-12-21 12:16:24 AM  

mr lawson: officailpsy 19 seconds ago
Hey guys, YouTube has just contacted me and informed me this video has achieved 1 billion views ;)


It's the end now!


and the world has reached, a new low.
 
2012-12-21 12:16:46 AM  
Google's doodle is just plain but the UK gets the better doodle?
 
2012-12-21 12:17:22 AM  

alwaysjaded: Bookmark.

I'll read through the thread in between fighting off hordes of feral ghouls.


Zombies don't scare me. Feral hogs do.
 
2012-12-21 12:17:31 AM  

25.media.tumblr.com

 
2012-12-21 12:17:48 AM  

ShavedApe: PC LOAD LETTER: Booooring. Time to go back to fapping.

That's just what the Mayans wanted you to think. Be all ready for the world to explode at midnight. Then a couple hours later, you get blown up and die with your pants around your ankles, porn on the computer, and a blow up doll on the couch next to you.


I'mokwiththis.jpg.
 
2012-12-21 12:17:55 AM  
Today is my birthday, so I am getting a kick out of all this....
 
2012-12-21 12:18:35 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: hello?


Is there anybody in there?
 
2012-12-21 12:18:41 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: and the world has reached, a new low.


funny and sad at the same time that this is the song the word ends on...roflmao
 
2012-12-21 12:18:47 AM  
Well crap. Looks like I gotta go to the In-Laws for Christmas.
 
2012-12-21 12:19:21 AM  
12:12 AM on 12/21/12 I thought something should would have happened by now. Maybe it will coinside w/ the soltice.

Looks liike work the world is going to be here in the morning.

Finishing my drink and going to bed.

/ I have a towel
// Just incase
/// Threezzzes
 
2012-12-21 12:19:30 AM  

bluorangefyre: Grand_Moff_Joseph: hello?

Is there anybody in there?


Just nod if you can hear me.
 
2012-12-21 12:20:00 AM  

Kenny B: Well crap. Looks like I gotta go to the In-Laws for Christmas.


Yeah, me too.
 
2012-12-21 12:20:41 AM  

Tellingthem: bluorangefyre: Grand_Moff_Joseph: hello?

Is there anybody in there?

Just nod if you can hear me.


Wazzzuuuppp?  :D
 
2012-12-21 12:21:46 AM  
Haven't you the end will come when we see...

THE BROWNS WIN THE SUPER BOWL!!!
 
2012-12-21 12:21:50 AM  
Last post.
 
2012-12-21 12:22:27 AM  

make me some tea: Last post.


no, allow me.  :)
 
2012-12-21 12:22:28 AM  
Vera Lynn

Cheers!

See ya tomorrow!
 
2012-12-21 12:22:38 AM  

Tellingthem: bluorangefyre: Grand_Moff_Joseph: hello?

Is there anybody in there?

Just nod if you can hear me.


Is there anyone at home?
 
2012-12-21 12:23:22 AM  

eddievercetti: Haven't you the end will come when we see...

THE BROWNS LIONS WIN THE SUPER BOWL!!!

 
2012-12-21 12:25:23 AM  
wanted for questioning

www.bbc.co.uk
 
2012-12-21 12:26:19 AM  
Hey guys! 11:11am UTC (greenwich mean time), That's 11pm  for you back coasters... Ya'll got 6 more hours, DRINK UP!
 
2012-12-21 12:26:27 AM  
Since noone else has posted this, I guess I will.

The End
 
2012-12-21 12:27:16 AM  
Should I have a midnight snack?
 
2012-12-21 12:27:21 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: make me some tea: Last post.

no, allow me.  :)


Not at all, I will defer to your post.
 
2012-12-21 12:27:51 AM  

ShavedApe: alwaysjaded: Bookmark.

I'll read through the thread in between fighting off hordes of feral ghouls.

Zombies don't scare me. Feral hogs do.


What about feral zombie hogs?

/ pours another drink