Whoever is the final Last Man Standing, please turn out the lights before the thread closes for good.

A Mayan is a terrible thing to waste

I expect rioting at Fark HQ over the last bottle of Maker's Mark.

I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.

Benevolent Misanthrope: James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.

I've been wondering when the end is supposed to happen, exactly.  I mean, it would be terribly unfair if it started at midnight at the international date line and just moved across the globe.
 
That said, it would also give me time to get really wasted before the end...

It's already tomorrow in Japan.  At 12am the tentacles fell silent.

Benevolent Misanthrope: James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.

I've been wondering when the end is supposed to happen, exactly.  I mean, it would be terribly unfair if it started at midnight at the international date line and just moved across the globe.
 
That said, it would also give me time to get really wasted before the end...

So, wouldn't some random atoll in the Pacific be the last one left?

Will Drew be in the thread with us?

WTFDYW: Will Drew be in the thread with us?

Last I heard he was on some random atoll in the Pacific.

James!: WTFDYW: Will Drew be in the thread with us?

Last I heard he was on some random atoll in the Pacific.

Quick check of Wiki shows Pago Pago as the last inhabited area to ring in a new year.

Grand_Moff_Joseph: James!: WTFDYW: Will Drew be in the thread with us?

Last I heard he was on some random atoll in the Pacific.

Quick check of Wiki shows Pago Pago as the last inhabited area to ring in a new year.

Fark party Pago Pago?

Would be really great if the whole countdown to the end was just a worldwide version of Chris Jericho's debut to WWF/E.

James!: Grand_Moff_Joseph: James!: WTFDYW: Will Drew be in the thread with us?

Last I heard he was on some random atoll in the Pacific.

Quick check of Wiki shows Pago Pago as the last inhabited area to ring in a new year.

Fark party Pago Pago?

lol, that could be an epicly bad pickup line too:  "Hey baby, want to Pago Pago?"
 
 
/ba dum tish
//I'll be here till tomorrow...maybe

Grand_Moff_Joseph: James!: Grand_Moff_Joseph: James!: WTFDYW: Will Drew be in the thread with us?

Last I heard he was on some random atoll in the Pacific.

Quick check of Wiki shows Pago Pago as the last inhabited area to ring in a new year.

Fark party Pago Pago?

lol, that could be an epicly bad pickup line too:  "Hey baby, want to Pago Pago?"
 
 
/ba dum tish
//I'll be here till tomorrow...maybe

Hey baby the end of the world is coming and my penis is a small atoll in pacific, want to get on it?

James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.

Winter Solstice is when the Mayan apocalypse is suppose to happen.

11:11 a.m. December 21, 2012 UTC (Coordinated Universal Time) is when the Winter (or if you don't live on the Mayan side of the equator, Summer) Solstice will occur.

Bathia_Mapes: James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.
 
Winter Solstice is when the Mayan apocalypse is suppose to happen.
 
11:11 a.m. December 21, 2012 UTC (Coordinated Universal Time) is when the Winter (or if you don't live on the Mayan side of the equator, Summer) Solstice will occur.
 
After the apocalypse, do we get free TF?

St_Francis_P: Bathia_Mapes: James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.
 
Winter Solstice is when the Mayan apocalypse is suppose to happen.
 
11:11 a.m. December 21, 2012 UTC (Coordinated Universal Time) is when the Winter (or if you don't live on the Mayan side of the equator, Summer) Solstice will occur.
 
After the apocalypse, do we get free TF?

Whatever is left in the smoldering cinders is yours, we chosen will ride the galactic ship Ultrafark to the nearest interspace bypass and be gone from this mortal world.

St_Francis_P: Bathia_Mapes: James!: I believe the fun stops at 11:11 pacific time.

Winter Solstice is when the Mayan apocalypse is suppose to happen.

11:11 a.m. December 21, 2012 UTC (Coordinated Universal Time) is when the Winter (or if you don't live on the Mayan side of the equator, Summer) Solstice will occur.

After the apocalypse, do we get free TF?

What James! said.

I think we can tell you all now.  The $5 dollars a month is actually used to construct our ship.  Drew has never touched an alcoholic drink in his life, in fact the chemicals would be poison to his alien digestive system.  
 
Also, and you're probably going to laugh about this later, but the destruction of the earth will be caused as we blow it up to give the Ultrafark a boost out of the gravitational pull of the sun.  No hard feelings right?

James!: I think we can tell you all now.  The $5 dollars a month is actually used to construct our ship.  Drew has never touched an alcoholic drink in his life, in fact the chemicals would be poison to his alien digestive system.  
 
Also, and you're probably going to laugh about this later, but the destruction of the earth will be caused as we blow it up to give the Ultrafark a boost out of the gravitational pull of the sun.  No hard feelings right?

We'll get over it.

Grand_Moff_Joseph: James!: I think we can tell you all now.  The $5 dollars a month is actually used to construct our ship.  Drew has never touched an alcoholic drink in his life, in fact the chemicals would be poison to his alien digestive system.  
 
Also, and you're probably going to laugh about this later, but the destruction of the earth will be caused as we blow it up to give the Ultrafark a boost out of the gravitational pull of the sun.  No hard feelings right?

We'll get over it.

THAT is Vogon talk right there!

I wish I had thought to buy this T-Shirt:

Dear world,
 
I was here. I tried to be good, but I farked up a lot. Sorry about that. Thanks for giving me a loving wife toward the end. That made the last few years of the stay a lot better.
 
Regards,
 
BKITU

So, anyone for "X-Files"?

More importantly, who will be here when the thread closes.

basemetal: More importantly, who will be here when the thread closes.

LLP? Last Last post?

LEONARD BERNSTEIN!
 
/sorry

1.06 pm 21 Dec 2012, New Zealand Daylight Savings Time. No zombies, rapture, or zombie rapture to report yet.

Grand_Moff_Joseph: James!: Grand_Moff_Joseph: James!: WTFDYW: Will Drew be in the thread with us?
 
Last I heard he was on some random atoll in the Pacific.
 
Quick check of Wiki shows Pago Pago as the last inhabited area to ring in a new year.
 
Fark party Pago Pago?
 
lol, that could be an epicly bad pickup line too:  "Hey baby, want to Pago Pago?"
 
If it's anything like Snu Snu be careful what you ask for.

Heading to dinner...hopefully, someone makes a thread badge before I get back.  :)
 
 
/subby
//this might be my last green...for all time!

It's already tomorrow in Australia and my sister is still updating her Facebook page, so I'm really beginning to doubt this whole end of days thing.

 
Free wood!

Everyone will wake up as the opposite gender

It's already Dec 21 in some lands with funny accents.

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes,
an aeroplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn,
world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs.
Feed it off an aux speak,, grunt, no, strength,
The ladder starts to clatter with fear fight down height.
Wire in a fire, representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site.
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.
Team by team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped.
Look at that low playing!
Fine, then.
Uh oh, overflow, population, common food, but it'll do.
Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and the revered and the right - right.
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign towers.
Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn.
Locking in, uniforming, book burning, blood letting.
Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate.
Light a candle, light a votive. Step down, step down.
Watch your heel crush, crushed. Uh-oh, this means no fear cavalier.
Renegade steer clear! A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies.
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.
(I feel fine)

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide. Mountains sit in a line
Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Brezhnev. Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.
Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom!
You symbiotic, patriotic, slam book neck, right? Right.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine..

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I guess this is finally important now.
 
I have been suckered by you so many times it would be impossible to count.  I finally knew ahead of time.  Maybe it is the end of times!

just wanted to toast in an epic bread.

I'm set. I maxed out all my credit cards on stuff I always wanted but couldn't afford. If the world doesn't end everyone is getting great Christmas presents and I'll to get another job to pay off the cards. Or I could just claim bankruptcy.

I'm gonna sit in my bathtub eating a carton of ice cream as I wait.

Apple pie ice cream if you we're wondering.

basemetal: More importantly, who will be here when the thread closes.

Well, technically, no one.
Certainly no one important.

Don't you understand!  THE WORLD IS ENDING IN THREE HOURS!