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(Kotaku)   "After Newtown, I can no longer play violent video games," writes moron   (kotaku.com ) divider line
    More: Stupid, violent video games, Virginia Tech, Newtown, Goldeneye  
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5562 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Dec 2012 at 6:18 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-12-20 05:47:13 PM  
14 votes:
He has it easy. My time playing Civilization has taught me that I am a genocidal maniac who doesn't even blink at sending untold millions to their deaths in a nuclear fire. It has taught me that I harbor deep-rooted, intractable hostility toward the Aztec people in general and their leader, Montezuma, in particular. It has taught me that I care not about how many goddamn units it costs to obliterate an enemy city, or how desolate and barren I leave the countryside in my efforts to destroy an opponent's economy and break his will. It has shown me the darkest side of myself, and I no longer play it. Mainly because the computer is a cheating sonofawhore, but that moral shiat's all out there.
2012-12-20 05:17:10 PM  
9 votes:
I have caused untold destruction on my cities. I have sent hurricanes, unleashed tornados, and controlled conquering alien armies to smite the those citizens who refuse to develop beyond ramshackle houses because of property taxes.
 
But after 9/11, I threw away my Sim City 3000 disc, hoping never again to cause or witness such carnage.
2012-12-20 06:27:07 PM  
3 votes:
After this season for the Steelers, I can never play Madden again.
2012-12-20 05:41:39 PM  
3 votes:
I give him three weeks before he finds himself sheepishly browsing the used games at GameStop, possibly while wearing sunglasses and a trench coat.
2012-12-20 05:15:32 PM  
3 votes:
At least this one recognizes that he can no longer distinguish fantasy from reality in time, subby.

Disaster averted.
2012-12-20 08:21:26 PM  
2 votes:

amquelbettamin: video games: mass murder
as
porn:mass rape


Mass turbation.
2012-12-20 06:24:47 PM  
2 votes:
Skyrim has taught me that if I ever become a cop, I will need kneepads.
2012-12-20 06:22:46 PM  
2 votes:
FTFA: "I don't want to explain to my son why daddy is shooting the guys on the television. Why that's okay, but when it happens in real life, people cry."

Holy shiat. The sheer amount of stupid is braining my hurt.
2012-12-20 06:22:40 PM  
2 votes:

Shostie: Jesus, just play Katamari or something, weirdo.


Katamari taught me I can pick broads up if I get fat enough

/it doesn't work in real life
2012-12-20 06:22:35 PM  
2 votes:
I've snapped: I'm a game-icidal maniac.

'm going out and buying several dozen LEGAL copies of Modern Warfare, Medal of Honor, and Grand Theft Auto and SENSELESSLY THROWING THEM at innocent peoples' heads.

I'll be all over the news tonight, just you watch! YOU'LL BE SORRY YOU WERE EVER MEAN TO ME, JERRY!
2012-12-20 06:21:49 PM  
2 votes:
Violent video games giving me the urge to murder makes as much sense as Civilization giving me the urge to invade Russia.
2012-12-20 06:19:17 PM  
2 votes:
So I shouldn't install that child killer perk mod on my fallout game? But those annoying kids in Lamplight drive me crazy!
2012-12-20 09:27:29 PM  
1 vote:

Apos: At least this one recognizes that he can no longer distinguish fantasy from reality in time, subby.

Disaster averted.


Yep.
Too bad subby is a butthurt little kid. Maybe someday he'll grow up too.


//off to Pandora
2012-12-20 08:38:23 PM  
1 vote:
To label
2012-12-20 07:58:41 PM  
1 vote:

Rufus Lee King: Grown men and video games. Right. Yes.


Yeah. Grown men are suppossed to play squash, golf, and sit around drinking beer while watching football.
2012-12-20 07:35:12 PM  
1 vote:
After that day, I went through a period

no kidding
2012-12-20 07:12:05 PM  
1 vote:

TomD9938: I'd think bieng in his mid thirties would be reason enough for this guy to pack away his toys.


YES!!! "That Guy" showed up to the thread.
You know, the one that doesn't realize that a very large video game playing demographic is indeed the over 30 crowd...or he somehow feels it makes them inferior to him because he is far more prodcutive in his free time...such as when he is posting on internet forums.
2012-12-20 06:59:47 PM  
1 vote:
After witnessing the widespread abuse of miners in third-world countries who get rare earth metals and diamonds for a pittance, as well as various acts of strip-mining and deforestation all throughout the world, I can no longer play Minecraft.
2012-12-20 06:50:10 PM  
1 vote:
I used to play violent video games, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
2012-12-20 06:49:15 PM  
1 vote:
No, I totally get it-the games we play can influence our lives.  I mean, I spent hundreds of hours in minecraft, and now every evening after work I go home and dig in my yard.  It's not the same, though, it turns out that in real life, dirt is dirty.
 
Also I hit the sewer line and almost drowned in human feces.  That doesn't happen in minecraft.
2012-12-20 06:31:28 PM  
1 vote:
I used to be an agry thug when I was young, then I found cmputer games. Now I am a fat pastey white shut in.
2012-12-20 06:26:43 PM  
1 vote:

Pocket Ninja: He has it easy. My time playing Civilization has taught me that I am a genocidal maniac who doesn't even blink at sending untold millions to their deaths in a nuclear fire. It has taught me that I harbor deep-rooted, intractable hostility toward the Aztec people in general and their leader, Montezuma, in particular. It has taught me that I care not about how many goddamn units it costs to obliterate an enemy city, or how desolate and barren I leave the countryside in my efforts to destroy an opponent's economy and break his will. It has shown me the darkest side of myself, and I no longer play it. Mainly because the computer is a cheating sonofawhore, but that moral shiat's all out there.


Queen Elizabeth is the real biatch!! Befriends you and then turns later when you are just about to take the offensive against Ghandi the sissy, BAM she attacks and destroys your army and takes half you cities. biatch!!
2012-12-20 06:24:48 PM  
1 vote:
After 9/11, I couldn't no long train, eat my vitamins, say my prayers, or believe in myself.
2012-12-20 06:23:16 PM  
1 vote:
www.tonsillectomyguide.com
2012-12-20 05:21:20 PM  
1 vote:
Who is this and why do we care?
 
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