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(Showbiz Spy)   Kristen Stewart and Katy Perry at war over film role. CATFIGHT   (showbizspy.com) divider line 33
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2012-12-20 06:16:32 PM  
Do homeless illiterates write those articles? Jesus Christ!
 
2012-12-20 07:02:08 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Do homeless illiterates write those articles? Jesus Christ!


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Get your fix of the dredgiest greenlights on the Entertrollment tab
 
2012-12-20 08:06:19 PM  
I want Kristen
 
2012-12-20 08:06:55 PM  
Hmmm...which one is willing to show us the tatas? I'd go with that one.
 
2012-12-20 08:07:03 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Do homeless illiterates write those articles? Jesus Christ!


How dare you speak so ill of Adam! He's so cool he only needs his first name.
 
2012-12-20 08:17:27 PM  
I don't know movie it is, but I bet it's gonna suck.
 
2012-12-20 08:19:30 PM  
I wonder if either one of them know they're at "war".
 
2012-12-20 08:25:38 PM  
Are at war over the receipt of a Raspberry Award?
 
2012-12-20 08:32:15 PM  
FTA: Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, and Kristen Stewart are the top contenders for the role (which will presumably be the female lead).

No matter who wins... we all lose.
 
2012-12-20 08:33:43 PM  

lamecomedian: FTA: Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, and Kristen Stewart are the top contenders for the role (which will presumably be the female lead).

No matter who wins... we all lose.


A shiatty movie. The only winning move is not to watch.
 
2012-12-20 08:45:08 PM  
"The coveted role in the untitled Freddie Mercury movie is making some of the biggest names in Hollywood and music, like Stewart, Perry and Lady GaGa"

making them do what? Is this like a Cards Against Humanity question?
 
2012-12-20 09:11:13 PM  
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She is 60 years old.
 
2012-12-20 09:28:42 PM  
The only way to resolve this issue is by:

Whose Fist Will Fit Where?

Winner takes all.
 
2012-12-20 09:30:21 PM  
not after i saw this pic

images.huffingtonpost.com

/ this is still legal, rite?
//1000000x hotter after i gissed lookin' for old 'do you smell chicken' toilet humor from the start of that stupid angsty teen degredation of society once again
///if that's really her -- gaudy ring, honey -- lose it go bareback
 
2012-12-20 09:31:26 PM  

desolation15: A shiatty movie. The only winning move is not to watch.


yeah and millions of women who idolize each of them -- ok great YOU'RE NOT GONNA SEE IT -- WE DONT CARE
 
2012-12-20 09:37:53 PM  

desolation15: The only winning move is not to watch.


The only problem is, its a biopic of THE greatest frontman in the history of rock, with the full endorsement and cooperation of the surviving members of Queen, with Sacha Baron Cohen in a role he was genetically predestined to play.

They could cast Snookie and I would still be hard pressed to miss opening night.
 
2012-12-20 09:45:40 PM  
Can't we get, you know, a real actress?
 
2012-12-20 09:51:05 PM  
Sacha Baron Cohen will play the part of Freddie and will have the final say in which woman gets the role.

Isn't there quite a height difference between those two? They going to have to use Hobbit filming techniques?
 
2012-12-20 10:38:02 PM  
With prime actress talent like that lined up, this film is sure to be a contender come Razzie season.
 
2012-12-20 11:23:05 PM  
All right: pop quiz


Which one of these actresses is more likely to make a guy say, "hmm, I think I prefer the AIDS riddled mustache rides in downtown Berlin"?

//I keed, I keed.
 
2012-12-20 11:58:17 PM  
I just found this pic of Kristen fuming angry about all the competition for the role:

img2.timeinc.net
 
2012-12-21 01:18:13 AM  
I didn't know they were making "Everyone Loses: The Movie".
 
2012-12-21 03:23:23 AM  
There's only one way to find out !

static.guim.co.uk
 
2012-12-21 07:15:36 AM  

EsteeFlwrPot: I just found this pic of Kristen fuming angry about all the competition for the role:

[img2.timeinc.net image 300x400]


I thought that was her barely able to contain her joy because she got the part.
 
2012-12-21 08:57:31 AM  
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"Woof!"
 
2012-12-21 09:14:18 AM  

Funbags: desolation15: The only winning move is not to watch.

The only problem is, its a biopic of THE greatest frontman in the history of rock, with the full endorsement and cooperation of the surviving members of Queen, with Sacha Baron Cohen in a role he was genetically predestined to play.

They could cast Snookie and I would still be hard pressed to miss opening night.


Correctamundo!

/I like that line
 
2012-12-21 09:38:45 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Do homeless illiterates write those articles? Jesus Christ!


I was had a nosebleed and violent eye tremors before the end of the article. That being said Ali G would actually make a great Freddy Mercury. I'm also sure Kristin Stewart would struggle with the complex emotions of playing a human female.
 
2012-12-21 09:40:06 AM  
*had a nosebleed. That was the aneurysm typing.
 
2012-12-21 11:59:38 AM  
Combined they have an average set of boobs.
 
2012-12-21 01:01:20 PM  

d-fens99: Hmmm...which one is willing to show us the tatas? I'd go with that one.


came for this, leaving now
 
2012-12-21 04:14:03 PM  

d-fens99: Hmmm...which one is willing to show us the tatas? I'd go with that one.


Stewart showed off her tats in the last movie she was in (not Twilight, some other thing I don't recall the name of).

That being said, Kristen Stewart may be a lifeless, soulless shell of a human being, but I find her attractive enough to give her a solid three to seven minute performance.
 
2012-12-21 05:45:23 PM  

d-fens99: Hmmm...which one is willing to show us the tatas? I'd go with that one.


Kristen Stewart did in "On the Road"
 
2012-12-21 06:51:39 PM  

Broktun: d-fens99: Hmmm...which one is willing to show us the tatas? I'd go with that one.

Kristen Stewart did in "On the Road"


Orly? Internets dont fail me now!
 
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