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(WFMZ Allentown)   First, they will take your guns....next, your fingers   (wfmz.com) divider line 37
    More: Obvious, index fingers, Tamaqua Middle School, Schuylkill County, graders, guns  
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2012-12-20 06:02:59 PM  
In related news, vocalizations such as "Pew, pew, pew!" are now deemed incendiary and will lead to prison time.
 
2012-12-20 06:22:45 PM  
Next they'll come for your chicken fingers.
 
Bonus: that one's from 2001.
 
2012-12-20 08:06:04 PM  
www.youthink.com

In all fairness, that kid's finger is a dangerous energy blasting one.
 
2012-12-20 08:07:56 PM  
/fingerbang.jpg
 
2012-12-20 08:08:09 PM  
To finger
 
2012-12-20 08:08:36 PM  
Bring back Flipping The Bird.
 
2012-12-20 08:10:18 PM  
still okay

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2012-12-20 08:12:49 PM  
Police said the boy will be charged with disorderly conduct and will be suspended from school.

/Really, in today's day and age, what with all the assholes killing innocent people, you should really have him drawn and quartered, after a good public skin flaying, and flogging. Then drag his corpse pieces through the town as a reminder to be good for goodness sakes, because God luvs us. That will show him who's boss, you little finger pointing bastid.

/end snark
 
2012-12-20 08:19:23 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Police said the boy will be charged with disorderly conduct and will be suspended from school.

/Really, in today's day and age, what with all the assholes killing innocent people, you should really have him drawn and quartered, after a good public skin flaying, and flogging. Then drag his corpse pieces through the town as a reminder to be good for goodness sakes, because God luvs us. That will show him who's boss, you little finger pointing bastid.

/end snark


/To grow up
 
2012-12-20 08:20:50 PM  
i294.photobucket.com

Approves.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-12-20 08:23:20 PM  
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-12-20 08:30:28 PM  
Well what's the point of having fingers if you don't have guns to use them for anyway?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-12-20 08:32:58 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Well what's the point of having fingers if you don't have guns to use them for anyway?


Uh, ask my fiance......LOL
 
Confucius say "man with athletic finger make broad jump".
 
2012-12-20 08:39:19 PM  

fusillade762: Next they'll come for your chicken fingers.
 
Bonus: that one's from 2001.


Wow, I remember seeing that article linked to Daily Rotten or some other extinct site.

We're still a planet of pants shiatting pussies.
 
2012-12-20 08:42:41 PM  
Charged? CHARGED? He will be charged?
 
Let me off this planet, it's getting too wacky.
 
2012-12-20 08:49:45 PM  
img1.fark.net school just paid for this kids college....
 
2012-12-20 08:49:46 PM  
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2012-12-20 08:57:00 PM  
The Jokers have won. People have lost their minds.
 
2012-12-20 09:07:05 PM  
Police said the boy will be charged with disorderly conduct  ...
 
I would seriously like to see the judge lose it in court when this case is brought before him.  "What the hell is this?  Who brought the charges?  The school principal?  Baliff, I want him in front of me within the hour.  Arrest him if you must.  What was that mister DA?  I'm making a big deal out of it?  No shiat!  And if you ever bring a case like this to me again I will toss you in jail for contempt for wasting this court's time.  Now get the hell out of my courtroom.  Baliff, why are you still here?  I said I wanted the school principal brought to me immediately."
 
Where are the real grownups with some common farking sense?
 
2012-12-20 09:11:28 PM  
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2012-12-20 09:22:52 PM  
Sigh, it's just like Columbine all over again. There's no patiently waiting for some kind of objective inquiry detailing why this happened, how to prevent it and having any kind of rational, calm discussion about implementing recommendations for making mental health treatments easier to access or gun control. Instead there's going to be a bunch of paranoia and over-the-top knee-jerk overreactions and persecution of anyone who seems to be action slightly strange or non-conformist in any way, before memories fade and things go back to the way they were, ignoring the elephant in the room.
 
2012-12-20 09:23:27 PM  
Well, if anything at least humans are predictably stupid.
 
2012-12-20 09:26:44 PM  
I hope the parents sue the shiat out of the school system and win. There was no threat implied or intended, and everyone knows it. It's malicious prosecution.
 
2012-12-20 09:31:10 PM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: I hope the parents sue the shiat out of the school system and win. There was no threat implied or intended, and everyone knows it. It's malicious prosecution.


To sue
 
2012-12-20 09:32:05 PM  

Indubitably: BraveNewCheneyWorld: I hope the parents sue the shiat out of the school system and win. There was no threat implied or intended, and everyone knows it. It's malicious prosecution.

To sue


P.S. Let's include the entire administration from 2004 on... *)
 
2012-12-20 09:35:13 PM  

Indubitably: Indubitably: BraveNewCheneyWorld: I hope the parents sue the shiat out of the school system and win. There was no threat implied or intended, and everyone knows it. It's malicious prosecution.

To sue

P.S. Let's include the entire administration from 2004 on... *)


P.P.S. JK, I mean the  entire"Bush": administration... Heh.

P.P.P.S. Seriously, manipulators?
 
2012-12-20 09:35:49 PM  

Indubitably: Indubitably: Indubitably: BraveNewCheneyWorld: I hope the parents sue the shiat out of the school system and win. There was no threat implied or intended, and everyone knows it. It's malicious prosecution.

To sue

P.S. Let's include the entire administration from 2004 on... *)

P.P.S. JK, I mean the  entire"Bush": administration... Heh.

P.P.P.S. Seriously, manipulators?


To own
 
2012-12-20 09:47:48 PM  

GreenSun: [www.youthink.com image 400x306]

In all fairness, that kid's finger is a dangerous energy blasting one.



GREAT anime. Never had a chance to finish it before it was yanked off the AS lineup.
 
2012-12-20 10:10:53 PM  
fark whatever the hell this thing is that used to my country. And everyone that works for it.
 
2012-12-20 10:55:06 PM  

OgreMagi: Police said the boy will be charged with disorderly conduct  ...
 
I would seriously like to see the judge lose it in court when this case is brought before him.  "What the hell is this?  Who brought the charges?  The school principal?  Baliff, I want him in front of me within the hour.  Arrest him if you must.  What was that mister DA?  I'm making a big deal out of it?  No shiat!  And if you ever bring a case like this to me again I will toss you in jail for contempt for wasting this court's time.  Now get the hell out of my courtroom.  Baliff, why are you still here?  I said I wanted the school principal brought to me immediately."
 
Where are the real grownups with some common farking sense?


[ohwaityoureserious.jpg]
 
2012-12-21 12:18:34 AM  
Not is not the time to discuss finger control.

/Wait, that didn't sound right...
 
2012-12-21 12:18:59 AM  
Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away;
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Jordan, and I have seen
Things are not what they seem.
 
2012-12-21 03:55:36 AM  

davidphogan: fusillade762: Next they'll come for your chicken fingers.

Bonus: that one's from 2001.

Wow, I remember seeing that article linked to Daily Rotten or some other extinct site.

We're still a planet of pants shiatting pussies.


overlawyered.com frequently had zero tolerance articles like that on their site back then.
 
2012-12-21 06:54:45 AM  
He points his finger and they take his arms.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-12-21 09:16:01 AM  

OgreMagi: Police said the boy will be charged with disorderly conduct  ...
 
I would seriously like to see the judge lose it in court when this case is brought before him.  "What the hell is this?  Who brought the charges?  The school principal?  Baliff, I want him in front of me within the hour.  Arrest him if you must.  What was that mister DA?  I'm making a big deal out of it?  No shiat!  And if you ever bring a case like this to me again I will toss you in jail for contempt for wasting this court's time.  Now get the hell out of my courtroom.  Baliff, why are you still here?  I said I wanted the school principal brought to me immediately."
 
Where are the real grownups with some common farking sense?


^^^THIS^^^ would be SUCH a justified and appropriate response. Too bad the judge will likely do the exact opposite.
 
2012-12-21 09:30:28 AM  

Ronin_S: ?...a bunch of paranoia and over-the-top knee-jerk overreactions...


It's the American way.
 
2012-12-21 11:51:23 AM  
When fingers are banned, only criminals will have fingers... or something.
 
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