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(Yahoo)   Sarah Palin says we should stop listening to "talking heads" on TV who "really have nothing meaningful to offer"   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 94
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2012-12-20 12:41:18 PM  
This is like that paradox where the guy who always lies says "this statement is true".

I mean, it's actually some meaningful advice, thereby negating the statement that talking heads on TV have nothing meaningful to offer.
 
2012-12-20 12:49:38 PM  

ox45tallboy: This is like that paradox where the guy who always lies says "this statement is true".

I mean, it's actually some meaningful advice, thereby negating the statement that talking heads on TV have nothing meaningful to offer.


I think you meant to say "This statement is a lie."

But, yeah.
 
2012-12-20 12:51:46 PM  
She's right. We should be listening to the farting skulls - like Sarah Palin.
 
2012-12-20 12:58:38 PM  

Vodka Zombie: I think you meant to say "This statement is a lie."


Yeah, that too.

Or the "Pinocchio Paradox":

www.lolblog.co.uk
 
2012-12-20 12:59:41 PM  

oldfarthenry: We should be listening to the farting skulls


Thanks for plugging my band, man - remember we're playing at O'Murphy's Pub on Fifth Street next Wednesday between 11:40 and 11:55!
 
2012-12-20 01:00:01 PM  
You're right, Sarah
 
/now STFU
 
2012-12-20 01:03:39 PM  
This is not my beautiful governor!
 
2012-12-20 01:13:57 PM  

Shostie: This is not my beautiful governor!


You may ask yourself, well, how did I get here?
 
2012-12-20 01:18:25 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: You may ask yourself, well, how did I get here?


newsjunkiepost.com
"In a car?"
 
2012-12-20 01:30:18 PM  
She's definitely looking tired.
 
2012-12-20 01:30:30 PM  
wow. What do you think are the odds she actually understood the implications of what she was saying?
 
2012-12-20 01:31:16 PM  
fark you, John McCain.

Also, I just noticed that guy that said he'd cut off his dick if Obama won reelection hasn't been back since that thread where everyone started asking him if he'd cut his own dick off, or why he still hasn't cut his dick off, or telling him to cut his dick off, etc.
 
2012-12-20 01:31:47 PM  

Lexx: wow. What do you think are the odds she actually understood the implications of what she was saying?


You'd have to be a half-way sentient being to do that.
 
2012-12-20 01:32:34 PM  
STOP MAKING SENSE!
 
2012-12-20 01:32:38 PM  
But radio talking heads are totally awesome, amirite?
 
2012-12-20 01:33:50 PM  
Shouldn't she have slinked away after accusing Obama of "palling around with terrorists"?
 
2012-12-20 01:34:04 PM  

ox45tallboy: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: You may ask yourself, well, how did I get here?

[ConfusedPalin.jpg]

"In a car?"


AAAAAAA+ funny. Would read again
 
2012-12-20 01:34:23 PM  

Lexx: wow. What do you think are the odds she actually understood the implications of what she was saying?


What if she's switching parties?

Can you imagine Sarah Palin as a liberal?
 
2012-12-20 01:34:46 PM  
Have you two met?

i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
 
2012-12-20 01:34:48 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: fark you, John McCain.

Also, I just noticed that guy that said he'd cut off his dick if Obama won reelection hasn't been back since that thread where everyone started asking him if he'd cut his own dick off, or why he still hasn't cut his dick off, or telling him to cut his dick off, etc.


It's hard to type now that he has to use both hands to masterbate.
 
2012-12-20 01:35:04 PM  
Qu'est Que C'est
 
2012-12-20 01:35:59 PM  
 
2012-12-20 01:37:27 PM  

Lexx: wow. What do you think are the odds she actually understood the implications of what she was saying?


It does open the terrifying possibilty that she's actually a smart person playing an idiot for nihilistic self-indulgence.

Though the safe money is on "No, her word salad just so happened to form an interesting pattern today."
 
2012-12-20 01:39:11 PM  
Same as it ever was.
 
2012-12-20 01:39:23 PM  

Lexx: wow. What do you think are the odds she actually understood the implications of what she was saying?


Actually, come to think of it...

i.huffpost.com
"Time magazine, I think there's some irrelevancy there, to tell you the truth. I mean, consider their list of the most influential people in the country and in the world, consider some who made that list: yours truly! That ought to tell you something right there regarding the credence we should give Time magazine and their list of people*."


*This is an actual quote.
 
2012-12-20 01:39:49 PM  
Sarah Palin says 
 
media.giantbomb.com
 
2012-12-20 01:40:00 PM  
So the world spins furiously, but there is a reason its literal and figurative centrifugal force tightly holds us here together for such a time as this.

Sarah Palin believes a furiously spinning world's centrifugal force literally holds use here together.
 
2012-12-20 01:40:05 PM  

Lexx: wow. What do you think are the odds she actually understood the implications of what she was saying?


True fact: Smart people can easily pretend to be dumb, but dumb people have trouble pretending to be smart.
 
2012-12-20 01:43:51 PM  
run, run, run,
run, run, run away...
 
2012-12-20 01:44:16 PM  
How many sharks has this vapid attention whore jumped over?
 
2012-12-20 01:44:25 PM  

Philip J. Fry: So the world spins furiously, but there is a reason its literal and figurative centrifugal force tightly holds us here together for such a time as this.

Sarah Palin believes a furiously spinning world's centrifugal force literally holds use here together.


Which is nonsense. If we were spinning that fast, we'd fall off the turtle.
 
2012-12-20 01:44:34 PM  
+1 for correct use of tag subby.
 
2012-12-20 01:45:22 PM  
Y'know, Sarah, you're talkin' a lot, but you're not sayin' anything.  When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed. Say something once, why say it again? 
 
In other words, I think it's time for you to run run run run run run run awaaaaaaaaaay.
 
2012-12-20 01:45:34 PM  
In related news, Bristol Palin could get it.
 
2012-12-20 01:45:46 PM  
I don't know what you expect staring into the TV set.
 
2012-12-20 01:47:22 PM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
Run run away
 
2012-12-20 01:47:32 PM  
She's got it figured out.
There's some good points. Some bad points.
But it all works out. She just looks a little tired.
 
2012-12-20 01:47:33 PM  
Take her to the river.
Drop her in the water.
 
2012-12-20 01:48:01 PM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: It does open the terrifying possibilty that she's actually a smart person playing an idiot for nihilistic self-indulgence.

Though the safe money is on "No, her word salad just so happened to form an interesting pattern today."


So... you think she's actually playing a caricature of herself, as it's far more interesting (and profitable) than she is herself?

I'd be inclined to believe it if she had more of a Gretchen Carlson background with a cum laude degree from a good school like Stanford, as well as being a rather accomplished concert violinist.
 
2012-12-20 01:48:03 PM  
It's nice to see the "Ironic" tag hard at work, finally doing the job it was meant to do.
 
2012-12-20 01:48:07 PM  
Same as it ever was.
 
2012-12-20 01:48:55 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: ox45tallboy: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: You may ask yourself, well, how did I get here?

[ConfusedPalin.jpg]

"In a car?"

AAAAAAA+ funny. Would read again


HAHAHAHAHA, the best part is that the image really is called PalinConfused

I imabine it was hard to choose from the other 499
 
2012-12-20 01:48:58 PM  
Whoever smelt it, dealt it, Sarah.
 
2012-12-20 01:49:02 PM  
But Television man made me what I am.
 
2012-12-20 01:49:24 PM  
The author of the article tries to take a cheap shot at Palin for using the word centrifugal instead of centripetal. Although I'm sure she's too stupid to know the difference I don't see anything technically wrong with what she said. I'm no scientist, but as I learned from thou great mind of science Bill Nye in my youth centrifugal force is the actual force whereas centripetal is virtual. Either way her point, or rather her comment since I'm uncertain of her point, is still valid I think.
 
2012-12-20 01:50:08 PM  

Lexx: wow. What do you think are the odds she actually understood the implications of what she was saying?


In what respect, Charlie?
 
2012-12-20 01:50:53 PM  

urbangirl: Take her to the river.
Drop her in the water.


With an anchor tied around her ankles!!!
 
2012-12-20 01:51:40 PM  
He's back, vocal chords strong as ever, after a much-needed vacation!

www.shinmugen.net
 
2012-12-20 01:51:40 PM  
img805.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-20 01:53:02 PM  
Watch out, Sarah, you might get what you're after....
 
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