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(Wired UK)   Want to be a super-intelligent, fast-running, subzero temperatures-enduring He-Man while sporting a massive erection? Then take these drugs, available on shady Internet street corners   (wired.co.uk) divider line 17
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2012-12-20 01:50:08 PM
Or learn to ski and snowboard. If you don't get an erection when you're in deep powder, you're doing it wrong.
 
2012-12-20 02:40:42 PM
FTFA: Who doesn't want to demolish Sudoku while sporting a massive boner?

I know I wanna fark that puzzle. Those '8's are looking quite alluring right now...
 
2012-12-20 03:06:41 PM
Wasn't this in a cyberpunk novel I read in the early 90s?
 
2012-12-20 03:08:37 PM
why would I want to take something to make all those things happen MORE???
 
2012-12-20 03:18:50 PM
Streetcorners are on the internet now?
 
2012-12-20 03:21:40 PM

xanadian: FTFA: Who doesn't want to demolish Sudoku while sporting a massive boner?

I know I wanna fark that puzzle. Those '8's are looking quite alluring right now...


Yes they are

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2012-12-20 03:25:00 PM

Nurglitch: Streetcorners are on the internet now?


the internet is also on computers now
 
2012-12-20 03:29:09 PM
Nurglitch: Streetcorners are on the internet now?

eagles95: the internet is also on computers now

websites are on the internets now
 
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2012-12-20 03:54:02 PM
Albert Hofmann??
 
2012-12-20 04:19:58 PM
Learn a library's worth in knowledge, make love like a sabercat, or crush your enemies' skull like a giant, all with my patented falmerblood elixir.
 
2012-12-20 05:24:13 PM

FishyFred: Or learn to ski and snowboard. If you don't get an erection when you're in deep powder, you're doing it wrong.


Surrounded by a lot of hardwood does that for you eh?
 
2012-12-20 05:26:04 PM

Grapple: why would I want to take something to make all those things happen MORE???


Ergoloid and Forskolin sound interesting in a "too good to be true" sort of way. The others sound like mistakes. Bad mistakes.
 
2012-12-20 06:59:44 PM
It'd be interesting if they offered these wonder drugs plus their list of side-effects.
 
2012-12-20 08:51:11 PM
Where might one go to research trustworthy sites which might sell these things?
 
2012-12-20 10:16:54 PM
Anyone have first hand experience with these wonder drugs?
 
2012-12-20 11:39:07 PM
Nah. I'll just stick with cocaine, thanks.
 
2012-12-20 11:43:17 PM
The racetams and pressins actually do work, though the long term effects are unknown, and I'd be nervous to be a long-term test subject.
 
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