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2012-12-20 12:36:26 PM  
Gott mit uns.
 
2012-12-20 12:38:04 PM  
Not a single smile.
 
2012-12-20 12:45:00 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Not a single smile.


They're zaving their zmilez for zee danze floor!
i1151.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-20 12:46:03 PM  
I bet the beer was good.
 
2012-12-20 12:54:03 PM  
♫  Have yourself a merry little blitzkrieg... ♫
 
2012-12-20 01:07:40 PM  
timelifeblog.files.wordpress.com
 
I'd like to have one of those steins.
 

/full of beer
 
2012-12-20 01:11:59 PM  
timelifeblog.files.wordpress.com
 
Second from left, we see that Benjamin Linus was not telling the truth about his origin, and that like Richard Alpert he too had been given the gift of everlasting life.
 
2012-12-20 01:16:45 PM  
You know, if it wasn't for all the unimaginable horror I bet being a Nazi was fun.
 
2012-12-20 01:25:09 PM  
Historical known fact tell us Hitler was born a roman catholic but later converted to protestantism (don't remember the flavor) Also history shows that H was not a very active member of either church.
 
2012-12-20 01:25:47 PM  
www.dweebist.com
 
2012-12-20 01:43:51 PM  
♫ I'm dreaming of a racially pure Christmas...  ♫
 
2012-12-20 01:48:52 PM  
♫ Rudolf the SS-Obersturmbannführer... ♫
 
2012-12-20 02:08:58 PM  
 
2012-12-20 02:19:24 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-20 02:25:10 PM  
Yeah, when I think of Christmas and Hitler this is all I get:
 
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-20 04:59:00 PM  
Hey, you know who else liked...oh...never mind.
 
2012-12-20 05:04:24 PM  
Hitler himself wasn't all that religious, but certainly the Nazis traded on Christianity quite heavily. 
 
Anyway, just having a Christmas party doesn't say much.  Every year, I have a Christmas tree and a big dinner and gifts and pretty much everything Christmas, except for the religion.
 
2012-12-20 05:05:08 PM  

DammitIForgotMyLogin:


Ah, I was hoping that would make it into the thread.
 
2012-12-20 05:07:17 PM  
Real Aryan master-race specimens on show there.
 
2012-12-20 05:07:32 PM  
He just celebrated christmas to piss off the jews.
 
2012-12-20 05:08:06 PM  
i am not and was not raised religious, but i have christmas parties because i like colorful shiny things and sweets. maybe hitler just liked glitter as much as me.
 
2012-12-20 05:08:28 PM  
Hitler was far too much of an egomaniac to take a back seat to Santa Claus, Jesus, or God.

Actually though....this was a formal dining in with the commander. Everyone is too worried about using the wrong fork to have a good time until the boss leaves, then out comes the schnapps.
 
2012-12-20 05:08:46 PM  
So did the bad Nazis end up with jews in their stocking?
 
2012-12-20 05:10:10 PM  

basemetal: [timelifeblog.files.wordpress.com image 503x740]

I'd like to have one of those steins.

/full of beer



Ole Schikelgruber wanted all the Steins . . .
 
2012-12-20 05:10:59 PM  
The gold foil swastiskas on red background were...festive
 
2012-12-20 05:12:49 PM  
Oddly enough, there was no juice to be had
 
2012-12-20 05:13:34 PM  
www.paulburgess.org
 
2012-12-20 05:13:51 PM  
Looks like they are celebrating Yule.
 
2012-12-20 05:14:50 PM  
♫  It's beginning to look a lot like Kristallnacht... ♫
 
2012-12-20 05:16:57 PM  
Hitler wasn't a Christian or an atheist. It bugs me when people try to push him into the opposite corner to connect him to the philosophy they're arguing against. He is not an example of the evils of religion or atheism; he was just an arsehole.
 
2012-12-20 05:17:29 PM  
img.photobucket.com


I'm dreaming....of a white......Christmas.....
 
2012-12-20 05:19:23 PM  

TeamVanHelsing: Hitler wasn't a Christian or an atheist. It bugs me when people try to push him into the opposite corner to connect him to the philosophy they're arguing against. He is not an example of the evils of religion or atheism; he was just an arsehole.


Maybe it's too much History Channel and pop culture talking, but I always imagined him as being a closet occultist.
 
2012-12-20 05:19:58 PM  
Where were they having that party? The Overlook?
 
2012-12-20 05:20:03 PM  

eyehate: Gott mit uns.


That may have kept that hands warm, but made it tough to fire a rifle.
 
2012-12-20 05:20:25 PM  

FarkinHostile: [img.photobucket.com image 400x303]


I'm dreaming....of a white......Christmas.....


Damn, eBay has everything.
 
2012-12-20 05:20:41 PM  

TeamVanHelsing: Hitler wasn't a Christian or an atheist. It bugs me when people try to push him into the opposite corner to connect him to the philosophy they're arguing against. He is not an example of the evils of religion or atheism; he was just an arsehole.


The guy who sneaks in front of you and grabs your parking spot is an arsehole. I'm not saying Hitler never did that too though. He could have and if he did, he'd be an arsehole. The guy at Target last night could of been Hitler. What were we talking about?
 
2012-12-20 05:20:51 PM  

NowhereMon: Yeah, when I think of Christmas and Hitler this is all I get:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]


*gasp!* "ein tannenbaum!"
 
2012-12-20 05:21:35 PM  

zerkalo: Oddly enough, there was no juice to be had


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-20 05:21:37 PM  

FarkinHostile: [img.photobucket.com image 400x303]


I'm dreaming....of a white......Christmas.....


Owww your balls.
 
2012-12-20 05:22:11 PM  
I didn't realize there was an argument. He, like damn near every other Austrian, was born Catholic. I doubt very much he went to mass every Sunday, but to say "he wasn't a Christian!" is just farking dumb.

/ Christian
 
2012-12-20 05:22:35 PM  
Hitler may or may not have been a Christian. However he was an ardent propagandist. Ruling a nation with a population that is Christian, a skillful propagandist plays the religious card. He has a good meal and provides some photographers some opportunities to take shots of him in front of a Christmas tree. If he wasn't a Christian, he certainly did some far more cynical actions than posing for Yule photos.
 
2012-12-20 05:22:37 PM  
Hitler was Christian. He was Catholic with strong Lutheran leanings. Luther pretty much wrote the entire outline for the holocaust in "The Jews and Their Lies." His version also included some ahistorical nonsense that said that Jesus was Aryan and not Jewish. It's a bit like that White Jesus who is very popular throughout most of Europe and America but they took it seriously along with a holocaust-denier's worth of really bad counterfactual historical claims to make it seem true. Hitler at one point compared himself to Moses taking his people to the promised land without being able to see it himself. -- The Hitler Table talks are mostly a hoax, the only translation we typically get in English is a fraud and adjusted by some crazy french guy.
 
2012-12-20 05:24:27 PM  
♫ O swastika , o swastika,
wie treu sind deine Blätter! ♫
 
2012-12-20 05:26:34 PM  
I believe to be a Christian one must accept Christ as their Lord and Savior. I very much doubt Hitler ever did that.
 
2012-12-20 05:28:04 PM  

FarkinHostile: [img.photobucket.com image 400x303]


I'm dreaming....of a white......Christmas.....


Fair Warning: FOX News HATES when you hotlink from their online store images.

just sayin'
 
2012-12-20 05:28:51 PM  
It's such a coincidence that those look exactly like our Christmas cards this year
 
2012-12-20 05:29:21 PM  
So, subby has never cracked open a history book. Hitler was more of a paganist/mythology person. Closer to a Wicken. But hey, keep farking that chicken.
 
2012-12-20 05:31:24 PM  

basemetal:
I'd like to have one of those steins.

/full of beer


timelifeblog.files.wordpress.com


What the hell is Lovecraft doing at that party!?
 
2012-12-20 05:31:35 PM  
channel.nationalgeographic.com

Aw, a new lampshade!. How do you always know what I need, Doktor Mengele!
 
2012-12-20 05:33:07 PM  
Protestant or Catholic, really does it matter? So many of his countrymen at that time were so inundated with institutionalized church around every corner and permeating every aspect of their lives to the point that most just went through the motions. The question you have to ask is this:

Did he have the Holy Spirit indwelling in his heart? Was he saved by the Lammenblut?
 
2012-12-20 05:36:41 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: [timelifeblog.files.wordpress.com image 503x740]

Second from left, we see that Benjamin Linus was not telling the truth about his origin, and that like Richard Alpert he too had been given the gift of everlasting life.


Linus ain't they only person I noted in this shot, my uncle and me it seems in 1941. Sure one of my other uncle was killed in Normandy, but what is family for, right?

Plus that picture was taken with an iPad right, so it must be fake.
 
2012-12-20 05:38:47 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club:

The guy who sneaks in front of you and grabs your parking spot is an arsehole. I'm not saying Hitler never did that too though. He could have and if he did, he'd be an arsehole. The guy at Target last night could of been Hitler. What were we talking about?


I dunno. If you gave Parking Spot Taker the ability to kill whoever he wanted with no consequence to him, he might surprise you. Some people just suck, but you don't get to see the full depth of the suckiness until you give one of them power.
 
2012-12-20 05:38:49 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: You know, if it wasn't for all the unimaginable horror I bet being a Nazi was fun.

 
 
I'd have invaded a country or two for a chance just to wear the uniforms.
 
2012-12-20 05:38:55 PM  

david_gaithersburg: So, subby has never cracked open a history book. Hitler was more of a paganist/mythology person. Closer to a Wicken. But hey, keep farking that chicken.


You sound Jewish.
 
2012-12-20 05:39:10 PM  

oryx: Looks like they are celebrating Yule.


This.

And judging from the brown uniforms this was a party bash, not a military event.
 
2012-12-20 05:40:24 PM  
What's important here is to figure out how to blame this on the political party I do not agree with.

/BTW guys, lots of European countries wave their national flags around at Christmas
//Danes put string chains of their flag on Christmas trees like tinsle
///not really seeing why this would be "shocking"
////it would be expected behavior if you took over the country
 
2012-12-20 05:40:29 PM  
Blitzkrieg on Christmas.
 
Strange that I got to use that twice in one week. Oh Fark.
 
2012-12-20 05:48:28 PM  
The guy on the far left, looks like Kevin Spacey for some reason...
 
2012-12-20 05:50:08 PM  

hinten: Blitzkrieg on Christmas.

Strange that I got to use that twice in one week. Oh Fark.


Well, Hitler tried that, or something close to it, in 1944, and this town called Bastogne in Belgium got to play host to the 101st Airborne for Christmas as a result.
 
2012-12-20 05:50:57 PM  
What a sausage fest.
 
2012-12-20 05:53:44 PM  
No pictures of the speech by Reichsleiter Kris Kringle? He even overrode Hitler's instructions and delivered gilts to the English! OK, it was by V2, and it didn't work out too well. But it's the thought that counts!
 
2012-12-20 05:54:32 PM  

Tatarize: Hitler was Christian. He was Catholic with strong Lutheran leanings. Luther pretty much wrote the entire outline for the holocaust in "The Jews and Their Lies." His version also included some ahistorical nonsense that said that Jesus was Aryan and not Jewish. It's a bit like that White Jesus who is very popular throughout most of Europe and America but they took it seriously along with a holocaust-denier's worth of really bad counterfactual historical claims to make it seem true. Hitler at one point compared himself to Moses taking his people to the promised land without being able to see it himself. -- The Hitler Table talks are mostly a hoax, the only translation we typically get in English is a fraud and adjusted by some crazy french guy.


There is a difference between being baptized a Catholic as a child and being a practicing Catholic as an adult. There is more than enough evidence that Hitler has turned is back on religion completely by the time he took over Germany.
 
2012-12-20 05:55:37 PM  
Well, we know he didn't make it to the history books by exchanging presents.
 
2012-12-20 05:56:34 PM  

DreamSnipers: Hitler may or may not have been a Christian. However he was an ardent propagandist. Ruling a nation with a population that is Christian, a skillful propagandist plays the religious card. He has a good meal and provides some photographers some opportunities to take shots of him in front of a Christmas tree. If he wasn't a Christian, he certainly did some far more cynical actions than posing for Yule photos.


This....has more or less been my theory over the years.

/not that I went out of my way to research it or anything.
 
2012-12-20 05:58:58 PM  
You see? Hitler wasn't all that bad after all!
 
2012-12-20 06:05:22 PM  

LegacyDL: So did the bad Nazis end up with jews in their stocking?

 
Yes.  But in the form of lumps of coal.
 
/sorry
 
2012-12-20 06:05:46 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: david_gaithersburg: So, subby has never cracked open a history book. Hitler was more of a paganist/mythology person. Closer to a Wicken. But hey, keep farking that chicken.

You sound Jewish.



If his papers are to believed, it looks like he left religion off of his profile page.
 
2012-12-20 06:15:47 PM  

TeamVanHelsing: Hitler wasn't a Christian or an atheist. It bugs me when people try to push him into the opposite corner to connect him to the philosophy they're arguing against. He is not an example of the evils of religion or atheism; he was just an arsehole.


It wouldn't matter which he was. Unless you believe that being either of those things magically makes you a good person.
 
2012-12-20 06:21:43 PM  
Lord Summerisle: Real Aryan master-race specimens on show there.

Who is an Aryan? He is Tall like Goebels, and thin like Goering, and Blond like Hitler
 
2012-12-20 06:22:19 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: It wasn't all that glum.


Hitler was always more of a Springtime sort of guy.
 
2012-12-20 06:28:03 PM  

DammitIForgotMyLogin: www.dweebist.com


www.dweebist.com

/thread's over, man, wermer dropped the big one
 
2012-12-20 06:28:24 PM  

david_gaithersburg: So, subby has never cracked open a history book. Hitler was more of a paganist/mythology person. Closer to a Wicken. But hey, keep farking that chicken.


WTF is a "wicken"?
 
2012-12-20 06:38:16 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: david_gaithersburg: So, subby has never cracked open a history book. Hitler was more of a paganist/mythology person. Closer to a Wicken. But hey, keep farking that chicken.

WTF is a "wicken"?


It's a combination of Wicked and B*tch'n
 
2012-12-20 06:39:54 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: david_gaithersburg: So, subby has never cracked open a history book. Hitler was more of a paganist/mythology person. Closer to a Wicken. But hey, keep farking that chicken.

WTF is a "wicken"?


Of all the people on Fark, you are the one who would notice.
 
2012-12-20 06:46:34 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: david_gaithersburg: So, subby has never cracked open a history book. Hitler was more of a paganist/mythology person. Closer to a Wicken. But hey, keep farking that chicken.

WTF is a "wicken"?


It's that stuff they make chairs out of
 
/sheesh... I gotta explain everything...
 
2012-12-20 06:50:37 PM  
"Ooh, now vot could zis be? Oh!...my...a copy of Mein Kampf. Um... Thank you, mein Führer. I will keep it on a special place on mein shelf, next to zee copy you gave me for mein birthday."
 
2012-12-20 06:54:21 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: david_gaithersburg: So, subby has never cracked open a history book. Hitler was more of a paganist/mythology person. Closer to a Wicken. But hey, keep farking that chicken.

WTF is a "wicken"?


A an extremely naughty chicken.
 
2012-12-20 06:56:12 PM  
Contrabulous Flabtraption: You know, if it wasn't for all the unimaginable horror I bet being a Nazi was fun.


I'd have invaded a country or two for a chance just to wear the uniforms.


THIS. They were certainly snappy dressers.

And their military-industrial complex came up with the coolest stuff, like V-2's, jet fighters, rocket planes, etc. Bloody shame all that was done in the service of monstrous evil. Dammit, Hitler, why couldn't you have just taken over Russia and not mess around with the Genocide/Race war crap.? Jeez, you could have been cool...
 
2012-12-20 06:59:22 PM  
Hitler despised Christianity as soft and wished Germany was muslim.
 
2012-12-20 07:15:31 PM  
I'll bet Major Hochstetter was there.
 
2012-12-20 07:28:37 PM  

chairmenmeow47: i am not and was not raised religious, but i have christmas parties because i like colorful shiny things and sweets. maybe hitler just liked glitter as much as me.


Just like a pagan.
 
2012-12-20 07:29:11 PM  
What? You cynics out there doubt that Hitler was really a Christian and was just going through the motions to pander to all the Germanic folks who were Catholic or Lutheran?

Wow, what an interesting proposition. You may as well say that Bush (Senior and Shrub), Dick Cheney, Romney, Obama, and all the rest are a bunch of power-mad megalomaniacs who only pretend to be Christian to pander to the dumb retarded voters out there who are too farking naive to realize that they're being manipulated. For shame...
 
2012-12-20 07:31:46 PM  

Psycat: What? You cynics out there doubt that Hitler was really a Christian and was just going through the motions to pander to all the Germanic folks who were Catholic or Lutheran?

Wow, what an interesting proposition. You may as well say that Bush (Senior and Shrub), Dick Cheney, Romney, Obama, and all the rest are a bunch of power-mad megalomaniacs who only pretend to be Christian to pander to the dumb retarded voters out there who are too farking naive to realize that they're being manipulated. For shame...


That's farking crazy. Only Hitler's guys would do that.
 
2012-12-20 07:33:41 PM  
BTW, it makes me want to scheissen in my Lederhosen at the simpletons who think that Hitler was a hard-core Christian *or* a hard-core atheist. From what I read on him, I get the impression that he was into some sort of occult Teutonic neo-paganism--Wagnerian opera stuff with fat Brunhildes on horseback, that kind of stuff. If you read up on the SS, they were heavily into runic characters, deaths'-heads, and that whole German pagan mythology.
 
2012-12-20 07:39:42 PM  
Yep, there he is

www.macmeisters.com
 
2012-12-20 07:42:05 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: That's farking crazy. Only Hitler's guys would do that.


Yeah, I don't know what got into me. It's not like "pretend to follow the religion of the folks you want to subjugate so that they think your rule is the Will of God" is part of the ol' Machiavellian playbook or something.

Seriously, why are so damn many True Believers so farking stupid? They can't seem to grasp that just because somebody says they follow Jeebus doesn't always mean the *actually* follow Jeebus. One of the reasons the Nigerian 419 scam is so effective is that the Nigerian Minister of Finance always states in his e-mails that God told him to contact John Q. Bumblefark directly, and Mr. Bumblefark is so delusional that he never considers that the Minister of Finance could be lying...
 
2012-12-20 07:48:41 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: WTF is a "wicken"?


Duh, everybody knows that a wicken is a Wiccan who makes wicker baskets out of chickens.
 
2012-12-20 08:02:03 PM  
How could Hitler deny the veracity of the Holy Book when some of his top generals were wiped out by farking around with both the Ark of the Covenant and the Holy Grail?
 
2012-12-20 08:08:53 PM  

Psycat: StoPPeRmobile: That's farking crazy. Only Hitler's guys would do that.

Yeah, I don't know what got into me. It's not like "pretend to follow the religion of the folks you want to subjugate so that they think your rule is the Will of God" is part of the ol' Machiavellian playbook or something.

Seriously, why are so damn many True Believers so farking stupid? They can't seem to grasp that just because somebody says they follow Jeebus doesn't always mean the *actually* follow Jeebus. One of the reasons the Nigerian 419 scam is so effective is that the Nigerian Minister of Finance always states in his e-mails that God told him to contact John Q. Bumblefark directly, and Mr. Bumblefark is so delusional that he never considers that the Minister of Finance could be lying...


I think most of them are lying, to themselves and others.
 
2012-12-20 08:09:13 PM  

Samwise Gamgee: How could Hitler deny the veracity of the Holy Book when some of his top generals were wiped out by farking around with both the Ark of the Covenant and the Holy Grail?


Um, because God doesn't like people who mess around with flying-wing aircraft?
 
2012-12-20 08:12:51 PM  

david_gaithersburg: So, subby has never cracked open a history book. Hitler was more of a paganist/mythology person. Closer to a Wicken. But hey, keep farking that chicken.

 
Wow.  You have, of course, been properly farkied and labeled.  It does not look like this: (favorite: smart dude)
 
2012-12-20 08:13:31 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: WTF is a "wicken"?

 
 
retrocomo.aabbbiee.com
 
2012-12-20 08:19:49 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: david_gaithersburg: So, subby has never cracked open a history book. Hitler was more of a paganist/mythology person. Closer to a Wicken. But hey, keep farking that chicken.

Wow.  You have, of course, been properly farkied and labeled.  It does not look like this: (favorite: smart dude)


Wasn't that invented post Nirvana?
 
2012-12-20 08:22:37 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: I think most of them are lying, to themselves and others.


I think that True Believers in general are lying to themselves.

Consider this: the ultimate goal of Christianity is to be united with Jeebus in Heaven. Read through the New Testament, and it's screamingly obvious that Jeebus was very, very anti-materialistic (e.g. the Parable of the Rich Man and Lazarus) and Christianity is ultimately a death cult. Really, this world is supposedly a 'vale of tears' that's only meant to punish humanity for Original Sin and we don't really start living until we're dead.

If I knew with absolute certainty that I was only a heartbeat away from a never-ending Cosmic Disneyland where I'd be a billion trillion times better off than any Earthly billionaire, I would run, not walk, to the nearest tall building and joyously fling myself off knowing that I'll be with Jeebus forever in a few moments.

Even if suicide were a sin that would keep a person out of Heaven, I would probably keep a loose grip on my life anyways as Heaven is the ultimate goal. I'd probably take Jeebus seriously when he told the Rich Young Man to 'go sell all that thou hast and come follow me'--if I were truly convinced that I'd be a quadrillionaire in Heaven, I think I could endure a mere three-score-and-ten years of poverty as an itinerant preacher. And if God did let me starve to death, well that just means I'd get into Heaven quicker. And, of course, I'd preach in the nastiest parts of the world knowing full well that if I'm martyred, I'd get to Heaven quicker.

At the very, very, very least, I'd probably rejoice if I ever found out that I had a terminal illness. I'd spend the last few weeks of my life dancing with joy that I'm soon going home to see Jeebus forever.

So, why do True Believers seem to cling to life just as passionately as any atheist, even more so? Is it that, deep down, they really don't think there's a Heaven waiting for them on the other end of the coffin? I've posed this question many times, and about the only half-baked answer True Believers can seem to come up with is that they'd miss their Earthly family. OK, I'll accept that--if they're under 50. If they're over 50, they presumably have more family members waiting for them in Heaven than they have here on Earth.

And that's just one of the many bits of hypocrisy that's convinced me that most True Believers doubt their faith deep down...
 
2012-12-20 08:41:15 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: You know, if it wasn't for all the unimaginable horror I bet being a Nazi was fun.


www.allofthecrap.com
 
2012-12-20 08:43:10 PM  

jaytkay: Contrabulous Flabtraption: You know, if it wasn't for all the unimaginable horror I bet being a Nazi was fun.

[www.allofthecrap.com image 220x1500]


lulz
 
2012-12-20 09:10:52 PM  
A guy had a broken clock that only went "tick, tick, tick". So, he brings it in to an old German clockmaker to get it fixed. The clockmaker stared at the broken clock, then declared "Ve haf vays of making you tock!"

--------------

Q. Why did they call it the Beer-Hall Putsch?

A. Because there was a lot of putchink und schovink.

--------------

/that'll make you crap in your Lederhosen
 
2012-12-20 09:33:55 PM  

Psycat: Bathia_Mapes: WTF is a "wicken"?

Duh, everybody knows that a wicken is a Wiccan who makes wicker baskets out of chickens.


lulz
 
2012-12-20 09:50:06 PM  

Psycat: /that'll make you crap in your Lederhosen


One moment you're having amphetamine fueled gay lederhosen sex, the next you're 50 miles from Moscow in the middle winter.
 
2012-12-20 09:55:30 PM  
The Nazi's kept the Christ in Christmas.

/one nation under God too!
 
2012-12-20 09:57:54 PM  

phrawgh: The Nazi's kept the Christ in Christmas.

/one nation under God too!


America, can't quit Nazis.
 
2012-12-20 10:04:28 PM  

gibbon1: Psycat: /that'll make you crap in your Lederhosen

One moment you're having amphetamine fueled gay lederhosen sex, the next you're 50 miles from Moscow in the middle winter.


Amphetamine Fueled Gay Lederhosen Sex would be an awesome name for a rock group...
 
2012-12-20 10:05:21 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: You know, if it wasn't for all the unimaginable horror I bet being a Nazi was fun.


Awesome uniforms.
 
2012-12-20 10:18:01 PM  

Psycat: gibbon1: Psycat: /that'll make you crap in your Lederhosen

One moment you're having amphetamine fueled gay lederhosen sex, the next you're 50 miles from Moscow in the middle winter.

Amphetamine Fueled Gay Lederhosen Sex would be an awesome name for a rock group...


Some people call that Tuesday...
 
2012-12-20 11:12:21 PM  
Nothing says the holidays like festive golden swastikas.
 
2012-12-20 11:49:17 PM  
Mention of the uniforms calls this sketch to mind:

http://youtu.be/hn1VxaMEjRU
 
2012-12-20 11:53:08 PM  

LargeCanine: Hitler despised Christianity as soft and wished Germany was muslim.


Well, that concept is a bit of nightmare fuel.
 
2012-12-20 11:54:01 PM  

Psycat: What? You cynics out there doubt that Hitler was really a Christian and was just going through the motions to pander to all the Germanic folks who were Catholic or Lutheran?

Wow, what an interesting proposition. You may as well say that Bush (Senior and Shrub), Dick Cheney, Romney, Obama, and all the rest are a bunch of power-mad megalomaniacs who only pretend to be Christian to pander to the dumb retarded voters out there who are too farking naive to realize that they're being manipulated. For shame...


If the shoe fits....
 
2012-12-20 11:57:53 PM  
The Banality of Evil Christmas
 
2012-12-21 12:40:03 AM  

jaytkay: Contrabulous Flabtraption: You know, if it wasn't for all the unimaginable horror I bet being a Nazi was fun.

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LMAO
 
2012-12-21 02:23:44 AM  
What, like a lobster?
 
2012-12-21 08:50:01 AM  
And Obama is a Muslim!

i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-21 10:33:11 AM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Not a single smile.


Nuffink ist funny hier!
 
2012-12-21 10:47:26 AM  

jaytkay: Contrabulous Flabtraption: You know, if it wasn't for all the unimaginable horror I bet being a Nazi was fun.

[www.allofthecrap.com image 220x1500]


Too soon, man, too soon.
 
2012-12-21 12:58:09 PM  
Holiday Hitler trifecta now in play.
 
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