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(theJetsBlog)   How bad has Mark Sanchez been this year? Pro Football Focus ranks him 34th in the NFL, and Advanced Football Statistics ranks him 39th. You might recall that there are 32 teams in the NFL   (thejetsblog.com) divider line 62
    More: Fail, Mark Sanchez, Football Outsiders, Jac, Christian Ponder, NWE, Ryan Lindley, Michael Vick, passer rating  
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2012-12-20 05:32:49 PM  
Advanced Football Statistics: Sanchez is ranked 39th among all 2012 quarterbacks - the last player on their list behind Ryan Lindley and John Skelton.

BEHIND them. Let that sink in.
 
2012-12-20 05:40:22 PM  
What does this have to do with the-
 
Oh, wait.
 
2012-12-20 07:08:23 PM  
It's not the Fark Sports tab, it's the Fark Jets tab.

/DIAF modmins
 
2012-12-20 07:13:13 PM  

PowerSlacker: It's not the Fark Sports tab, it's the Fark Jets tab.

/DIAF modmins


Someone is obviously a Giants fan on the modmin staff, and is busily trolling the Jets fans every chance he or she gets.
 
2012-12-20 07:15:00 PM  

PowerSlacker: It's not the Fark Sports tab, it's the Fark Jets tab.

/DIAF modmins


Its gotten way out of hand the last few days
 
2012-12-20 07:26:05 PM  

MrVeach: PowerSlacker: It's not the Fark Sports tab, it's the Fark Jets tab.

/DIAF modmins

Its gotten way out of hand the last few days



Just wait until pitchers and catchers report, then the Yankee tab will be revived.
 
2012-12-20 07:28:48 PM  
The only reason Rex Ryan isn't playing Tebow is because if Tebow plays well and wins both games, Rex will look like a dumb-ass (more-so) and it may effect his next job as D coordinator for the Eagles (you heard it here first).

/Rex is a weird name
 
2012-12-20 07:30:24 PM  
Side note: affect vs effect....I have trouble with that one, did I get it right? Anyone have an easy way to remember which one to use?
 
2012-12-20 07:34:11 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Advanced Football Statistics: Sanchez is ranked 39th among all 2012 quarterbacks - the last player on their list behind Ryan Lindley and John Skelton.

BEHIND them. Let that sink in.


Wow. That is pretty remarkable.
 
2012-12-20 07:35:42 PM  
He's ranked #1 in Fark thread mentions though.
 
2012-12-20 07:44:01 PM  
Love The Sanchize!

/ pats fan.
 
2012-12-20 07:47:00 PM  

moefuggenbrew: The only reason Rex Ryan isn't playing Tebow is because if Tebow plays well and wins both games, Rex will look like a dumb-ass (more-so) and it may effect his next job as D coordinator for the Eagles (you heard it here first).

/Rex is a weird name


It's latin for "king of d'feet"
 
2012-12-20 07:48:18 PM  

js34603: He's ranked #1 in Fark thread mentions though.


Ahead of Tebow?
 
2012-12-20 07:51:25 PM  

TheManofPA: js34603: He's ranked #1 in Fark thread mentions though.

Ahead of Tebow?


It's close. Tight. Like a drum a lineman's ass when you hit it with your face.

/ the cap hit to jettison this tool is exquisite
 
ecl
2012-12-20 07:51:40 PM  
Sanchez better watch out for the max-Hendricks effect.
 
2012-12-20 07:51:42 PM  

MrVeach: PowerSlacker: It's not the Fark Sports tab, it's the Fark Jets tab.

/DIAF modmins

Its gotten way out of hand the last few days


Oh quit whining.  Everyone loves a good trainwreck.  I watched that game too.  We were trying to lose.  Sanchez just wanted to lose more.
 
2012-12-20 07:53:32 PM  

moefuggenbrew: The only reason Rex Ryan isn't playing Tebow is because if Tebow plays well and wins both games, Rex will look like a dumb-ass (more-so) and it may effect his next job as D coordinator for the Eagles (you heard it here first).

/Rex is a weird name


Rex isn't going anywhere. Everyone but him will be out of a job by New Year's Day but he still brings in headlines so Woody will keep him for 2013, if they fail for the third straight season however, he'll be getting his goddamn snacks somewhere else
 
2012-12-20 07:53:58 PM  

Waxing_Chewbacca: TheManofPA: js34603: He's ranked #1 in Fark thread mentions though.

Ahead of Tebow?

It's close. Tight. Like a drum a lineman's ass when you hit it with your face.

/ the cap hit to jettison this tool is exquisite


Like a drum or like a lineman's ass...

Christ, I gotta use preview when I'm on the farkin iPhone
 
2012-12-20 07:54:57 PM  

ClavellBCMI: PowerSlacker: It's not the Fark Sports tab, it's the Fark Jets tab.

/DIAF modmins

Someone is obviously a Giants fan on the modmin staff, and is busily trolling the Jets fans every chance he or she gets.


I think it's Pete Carol.
 
2012-12-20 07:56:17 PM  
It seems to me that Sanchez and the Jets are done with each other.

Fun fact: USC has produced the most Pro Football Hall of Famers (11), but none were quarterbacks.

/One was O.J. Simpson
 
2012-12-20 07:57:16 PM  
See, this is where stats sometimes fail. Bullshiat Mark Sanchez has been worse than Matt Cassel this year.
 
Bull. Shiat.
 
Still, that "Best USC QB" race is a real barn burner, huh?
 
2012-12-20 07:58:09 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: It seems to me that Sanchez and the Jets are done with each other.

Fun fact: USC has produced the most Pro Football Hall of Famers (11), but none were quarterbacks.

/One was O.J. Simpson


None? That's surprising. Fun fact! Thanks.
 
2012-12-20 08:00:22 PM  

moefuggenbrew: Side note: affect vs effect....I have trouble with that one, did I get it right? Anyone have an easy way to remember which one to use?


I always think of "special effects," then I know which one's the noun and which one's the verb. But if you can't recall that it's not "special affects" then, well.
 
2012-12-20 08:01:05 PM  

jayhawk88: See, this is where stats sometimes fail. Bullshiat Mark Sanchez has been worse than Matt Cassel this year.
 
Bull. Shiat.
 
Still, that "Best USC QB" race is a real barn burner, huh?


Did Cassel forget the play he called a mere 6 seconds earlier, a brain cramp resulting in the eating of a dude's ass and a TD by the opposition?
 
2012-12-20 08:06:59 PM  
This thread is missing something...
 
i1182.photobucket.com
 
THERE it is! :D
 
2012-12-20 08:09:40 PM  
cache.deadspin.com

nubian, please
 
2012-12-20 08:12:59 PM  
Every now and then, I think about the defining moment plays.

You know the ones.

The Immaculate Reception.

The Catch.

We now have...the Butt Fumble. Thanks to the Sancheeze.

Its just so beautiful!
 
2012-12-20 08:14:11 PM  

Captain Steroid: This thread is missing something...
 

 
THERE it is! :D


That truly makes me laugh. Especially when I watch it while playing yackety sax.
 
2012-12-20 08:22:37 PM  

Captain Steroid: This thread is missing something...
 
[i1182.photobucket.com image 330x154]
 
THERE it is! :D


Hans Moleman Productions Presents: Man Getting Hit By Ass
 
2012-12-20 08:24:05 PM  

GAT_00: Captain Steroid: This thread is missing something...

[i1182.photobucket.com image 330x154]

THERE it is! :D

Hans Moleman Productions Presents: Man Getting Hit By Ass


That's the beauty of it.

The ass didn't hit him so much as HE went face-first into ass, It isn't like he was standing still and this ass came rocketing in from a zone blitz scheme. The guy all but DROVE into dat ass.
 
2012-12-20 08:32:27 PM  
Meanwhile, in Jacksonville, all talk centers on He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Signed.

The fans ARE all patting each other on the backs because no one has been stupid enough to want Sanchez traded to the Jags, though.
 
2012-12-20 08:34:17 PM  

xaks: GAT_00: Captain Steroid: This thread is missing something...

[i1182.photobucket.com image 330x154]

THERE it is! :D

Hans Moleman Productions Presents: Man Getting Hit By Ass

That's the beauty of it.

The ass didn't hit him so much as HE went face-first into ass, It isn't like he was standing still and this ass came rocketing in from a zone blitz scheme. The guy all but DROVE into dat ass.


I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give this helment to you.
 
2012-12-20 08:37:30 PM  

Waxing_Chewbacca: xaks: GAT_00: Captain Steroid: This thread is missing something...

[i1182.photobucket.com image 330x154]

THERE it is! :D

Hans Moleman Productions Presents: Man Getting Hit By Ass

That's the beauty of it.

The ass didn't hit him so much as HE went face-first into ass, It isn't like he was standing still and this ass came rocketing in from a zone blitz scheme. The guy all but DROVE into dat ass.

I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give this helment to you.


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-20 09:06:03 PM  

GAT_00: Oh quit whining.  Everyone loves a good trainwreck.


...except this isn't a good trainwreck. It's only getting coverage because it's a New York sports team.
 
2012-12-20 09:12:41 PM  
In six games this year, the Jets scored 10 points or less. In one game they didn't score at all. Yet Rex kept backing up Sanchez. I don't know why people keep saying Rex shouldn't lose his job. Last year he admitted he didn't have the pulse of his team, and this year he totally mismanaged his team and made one dumb move after another (not dressing McElroy for a game but activating Tebow when Tebow had broken ribs, not pulling Sanchez after his third interception the last game, bringing Sparano on as an Offensive coordinator). Like his father Buddy, Rex is just a bad head coach.

Tanny and Ryan both need to be fired, the Jets need to use 2013 as a rebuilding year and they need to bring in a big name coach to turn the team around. But hopefully they'll keep things the same and embarrass themselves again.

Butt fumble.
 
2012-12-20 09:14:21 PM  
And the punchline is ...

dude is guaranteed an $8 million payoff next year. Guaranteed. $8 million.

He is untradeable with that contract. It would be a $17 million cap hit on the Jets if they cut him. So he is going to be a Jet next year, Rex or no Rex.
 
2012-12-20 09:17:06 PM  

IlGreven: GAT_00: Oh quit whining.  Everyone loves a good trainwreck.

...except this isn't a good trainwreck. It's only getting coverage because it's a New York sports team.


Dude.  Buttfumble.
 
2012-12-20 09:19:48 PM  
img.photobucket.com /Getting some mileage here
 
2012-12-20 09:24:23 PM  

netweavr: [cache.deadspin.com image 350x368]

nubian, please


heystupid.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-20 09:38:17 PM  
Worse than Lindley?  I figured Lindley was doing a performance art piece!
 
2012-12-20 10:12:31 PM  
I'm kind of enjoying Jets week on Fark, but only because I was there for the original MNF thread that got it all started. It really is impossible to convey how bad that game was.
 
2012-12-20 10:56:00 PM  

moefuggenbrew: The only reason Rex Ryan isn't playing Tebow is because if Tebow plays well and wins both games, Rex will look like a dumb-ass (more-so) and it may effect his next job as D coordinator for the Eagles (you heard it here first).

/Rex is a weird name


Rex already looks like a dumbass

also the jets are basically in job-evaluation mode right now, what's the point of starting tebow if you don't want to build a franchise around him? Also if Greg does well you can trade him for some picks, if tebow does well the jets are stuck with him
 
2012-12-20 11:16:37 PM  
Boy, the jets and Sanchez have really been the butt of the joke lately.
 
2012-12-20 11:41:08 PM  
If you REALLY REALLY like wrestling and Jets jokes than fark/sports is an awesome tab...
 
2012-12-21 12:14:59 AM  

moefuggenbrew: Side note: affect vs effect....I have trouble with that one, did I get it right? Anyone have an easy way to remember which one to use?


Affect is a verb, effect a noun. You can affect the effect but you can not effect the affect.
 
2012-12-21 01:55:37 AM  
He has been so bad that it has made me question my certainty that Jay Cutler is the most worthless QB to ever lace up his shoes.

yep. THAT bad. he is worse than Jay Cutler.
 
2012-12-21 01:57:43 AM  

jayhawk88: See, this is where stats sometimes fail. Bullshiat Mark Sanchez has been worse than Matt Cassel this year.

Bull. Shiat.

Still, that "Best USC QB" race is a real barn burner, huh?


Lets not forget about Carson Palmer. Holy bejeebus are there some bad USC QBs in this league.
 
2012-12-21 03:31:06 AM  

I sound fat: He has been so bad that it has made me question my certainty that Jay Cutler is the most worthless QB to ever lace up his shoes.

yep. THAT bad. he is worse than Jay Cutler.


I bet that the walls of your basement-bedroom are covered in news clippings about Jay Cutler.
 
2012-12-21 05:52:12 AM  

I sound fat: jayhawk88: See, this is where stats sometimes fail. Bullshiat Mark Sanchez has been worse than Matt Cassel this year.

Bull. Shiat.

Still, that "Best USC QB" race is a real barn burner, huh?

Lets not forget about Carson Palmer. Holy bejeebus are there some bad USC QBs in this league.


Palmer was actually good at one point, though.
 
2012-12-21 07:57:50 AM  

El Brujo: I sound fat: He has been so bad that it has made me question my certainty that Jay Cutler is the most worthless QB to ever lace up his shoes.

yep. THAT bad. he is worse than Jay Cutler.

I bet that the walls of your basement-bedroom are covered in news clippings about Jay Cutler.


giant fatheads with darts, actually.
 
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