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(SeattlePI)   Ikea monkey lady protest draws fifteen. If you haven't been following this story, those probably just look like random words strung together   (seattlepi.com) divider line 13
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2012-12-20 04:05:03 PM  
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-12-20 07:06:12 PM  
3 votes:
img.digitaltrends.com
2012-12-20 03:28:12 PM  
2 votes:
"wild animals are owned by the person that possesses them"

This by itself is such a huge statement that I cannot even fully grasp the enormity of it.



Who knew one little monkey could essentially rewrite everything we know about the law and wild animals!
*starts shoving endangered turtles into a shoebox*
2012-12-20 03:18:35 PM  
2 votes:

It's a Lazer Beam: Why does the sight of this little guy make my biological clock tick and babies don't?


Because it's a horror story you identify with. She has no children and forced a monkey to be her perpetual babby. You're like "my god... that could be me if I don't have a family right now! If it's not a monkey, it's gonna be like 50 cats!"
2012-12-20 02:57:42 PM  
2 votes:
Damn dirty Apes.
2012-12-20 05:00:06 PM  
1 votes:
He's finally free to eat BJÄNNANAs and play with other MÖNKEIS and not be forced to take SFÖYERS with KRÄZII people.
2012-12-20 04:32:32 PM  
1 votes:
So what happened to his coat?
2012-12-20 04:26:01 PM  
1 votes:
I think he should charge her, really.

i169.photobucket.com
2012-12-20 03:40:40 PM  
1 votes:
These probably look like random words strung together, too:

Oscillate trumpets doily conflagration natural duck steamboat quasar.

Yet somewhere in the world, there's a news event that contains all these elements.
2012-12-20 03:39:20 PM  
1 votes:
From a previous interview, the woman said she would shower with him every day. Poor Carl. I suspect she molested him.
2012-12-20 03:29:12 PM  
1 votes:
imgace.com
2012-12-20 03:25:27 PM  
1 votes:

Oznog: It's a Lazer Beam: Why does the sight of this little guy make my biological clock tick and babies don't?

Because it's a horror story you identify with. She has no children and forced a monkey to be her perpetual babby. You're like "my god... that could be me if I don't have a family right now! If it's not a monkey, it's gonna be like 50 cats!"


Mom?
2012-12-20 03:22:46 PM  
1 votes:
Sanctuaries: Animal hoarders with a "Donate" button that goes to Paypal.
 
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