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(Some Guy)   If a cop swears he smells alcohol on your breath, then you will be pinned down in five point restraint and the rubber-stamp warrant will be hypodermically executed   (sacurrent.com) divider line 6
    More: Asinine, rubber stamps, constraint satisfaction, Bexar County, Hereford, crime lab, search warrants, warrants, Texas District  
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10509 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Dec 2012 at 1:17 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-12-20 02:58:31 PM  
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Solaris: Ride a bike, take a cab, walk. These are possible everywhere.



This is Fark you already know better.
2012-12-20 02:26:55 PM  
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umad: I'm ok with this. The founding fathers couldn't foresee the reckless use of automobiles so the 4th amendment is obviously outdated and no longer needed in this day and age. I for one applaud our government for making progress in this area where it is needed badly.

Your rights are not more important than the children, so just STFU.


That's amateur hour stuff, bro.
2012-12-20 02:06:13 PM  
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fredklein: "Officer, I won't agree to any test of my BAC"
"Well then, I guess you're free to go"

"Officer, I won't agree to any test of my BAC"
"Then you get tossed in a cell for the night" --next morning-- "On further study, you don't appear drunk after all. You're free to go."


"Sweet deal there, chief. See ya tomorrow night."
2012-12-20 01:51:04 PM  
1 votes:

Anastacya: LeroyBourne: fredklein: And if the blood test comes back negative, will they apologize for performing a medical procedure on you without your consent??
/or will you have to sue?

Maybe if they accidentally gave you the AIDS, but good luck proving that too.

Step 1: Accept invitation to a party
Step 2: Go and get tested for every STD before the party
Step 3: Get negative results, go and get slaughtered
Step 4: Refuse Breathalyzer, take forced bloodwork, get AIDS due to horribly derelict testing procedures
Step 5: Profit???


My brother-in-law got blood poisoning from a bad blood draw.  It ended up being the reason he wasn't convicted of a DUI.  Basically, he had a poison oak rash from earlier that day.  He told the phlebotomist that she shouldn't draw from that arm, and to please use the other arm because he had poison oak.  She ignored him and drew from that arm anyways.  Medical tests later showed blood poisoning, and the court agreed that it was the phlebotomist's fault.  Funny part is that the phlebotomist tried to claim that she didn't believe that "poison oak" was a real thing, but then later said that she washed her hands immediately afterwards in order to not catch it.
 
/He got convicted for his next DUI about 4 months later.
//He's a dumbass
2012-12-20 01:43:31 PM  
1 votes:
"The juries were quite frankly demanding more evidence. The officer's word just wasn't good enough anymore."

Gee, i wonder farking why????
2012-12-20 01:32:06 PM  
1 votes:
I'm ok with this. The founding fathers couldn't foresee the reckless use of automobiles so the 4th amendment is obviously outdated and no longer needed in this day and age. I for one applaud our government for making progress in this area where it is needed badly.

Your rights are not more important than the children, so just STFU.
 
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