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2012-12-20 11:14:51 AM
There are two kinds of people when it comes to Christmas music: the people who state that Baby It's Cold Outside is the worst thing ever, and the people who have never heard it.
 
2012-12-20 11:37:07 AM

Millennium: There are two kinds of people when it comes to Christmas music: the people who state that Baby It's Cold Outside is the worst thing ever, and the people who have never heard it.


While I would tend to agree, I have to say "Christmas Shoes" beats it by a mile.  I mean, no contest.  "Christmas Shoes" is the reason I refuse to listen to the radio at this time of year.  I don't want to risk hearing it.  Even a few bars.  It's that bad.
 
Patton Oswalt's rant on it (linked from TFA) sums up my exact thoughts about that farking travesty.
 
2012-12-20 11:55:27 AM
thats interesting.  one one hand, you have a song that nobody can deny is high up on the list of worst song ever, not just christmas songs (christmas shoes).  On the other hand, you have a song about a creeper trying to con a woman to stay longer so the roofies can kick in (baby its cold outside).
 
tough choice here, but im still going to have to go with christmas shoes.
 
2012-12-20 12:50:32 PM
Ah, THIS song again. I had forgotten about it. Would laugh again.
 
2012-12-20 12:53:47 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Patton Oswalt's rant on it (linked from TFA) sums up my exact thoughts about that farking travesty.

 
Listening to it now; nearly popped some stitches in my mouth from laughing. Dammit.
 
For the lazy
 
2012-12-20 12:56:33 PM
SIMP-LEE! HAV-ING! AWONDERFUL CHRIS-TMAS TIME!
SIMP-LEE! HAV-ING! AWONDERFUL CHRIS-TMAS TIME!  
SIMP-LEE! HAV-ING! AWONDERFUL CHRIS-TMAS TIME!
 
2012-12-20 01:05:39 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: SIMP-LEE! HAV-ING! AWONDERFUL CHRIS-TMAS TIME!
SIMP-LEE! HAV-ING! AWONDERFUL CHRIS-TMAS TIME!  
SIMP-LEE! HAV-ING! AWONDERFUL CHRIS-TMAS TIME!


I'm still convinced that song was solely the result of Lennon and McCartney making a "Randolph & Mortimer" wager over who could get the worst song on the charts. Loser had to bang Yoko without earplugs.
 
2012-12-20 01:08:10 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: SIMP-LEE! HAV-ING! AWONDERFUL CHRIS-TMAS TIME!
SIMP-LEE! HAV-ING! AWONDERFUL CHRIS-TMAS TIME!  
SIMP-LEE! HAV-ING! AWONDERFUL CHRIS-TMAS TIME!


I see you that, and raise you one:
 
LAAAAAST CHRISTMAS, I GAVE YOU MY HEEEEAAAAARTTT!
 
2012-12-20 01:08:11 PM
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer was funny for about 5 seconds when I was in 6th Grade, now it's just awful...simply awful.
 
2012-12-20 01:09:31 PM
Well, there's always "Do They Know It's Christmas?"

They might, but they probaby don't give a shiat because the area you're singing about is predominantly Muslim.
 
2012-12-20 01:16:31 PM

jake_lex: Well, there's always "Do They Know It's Christmas?"

They might, but they probaby don't give a shiat because the area you're singing about is predominantly Muslim.


Well, if it's Ethiopia, the Christian are mostly Coptic, so the answer is "No, they don't know it's Christmas, because you're two weeks too early."
 
2012-12-20 01:38:19 PM
Since the Patton Oswalt rant is taken, I'll interject with Key & Peele's spoof of "Baby It's Cold Outside."
 
/They accurately describe the original as "kinda rapey."
 
2012-12-20 01:42:38 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: SIMP-LEE! HAV-ING! AWONDERFUL CHRIS-TMAS TIME!
SIMP-LEE! HAV-ING! AWONDERFUL CHRIS-TMAS TIME!  
SIMP-LEE! HAV-ING! AWONDERFUL CHRIS-TMAS TIME!

 
I see you that, and raise you one:
 
LAAAAAST CHRISTMAS, I GAVE YOU MY HEEEEAAAAARTTT!

 
I kind of like LAST CHRISTMAS.
 
However, LIGHTS makes me want to chew my own foot off.
 
2012-12-20 02:05:57 PM
I do believe there was a TFette a while back who requested in her login that someone please put the christmas shoes to a dramatic end.
 
2012-12-20 02:07:00 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: SIMP-LEE! HAV-ING! AWONDERFUL CHRIS-TMAS TIME!
SIMP-LEE! HAV-ING! AWONDERFUL CHRIS-TMAS TIME!
SIMP-LEE! HAV-ING! AWONDERFUL CHRIS-TMAS TIME!


If Paul McCartney promises me that I'll never hear this song again, I'll gladly give up eating meat.
Unfortunately, I've already heard it three times this year, so I'm joining the seal hunt.
 
2012-12-20 02:07:08 PM
 
2012-12-20 02:09:59 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: SIMP-LEE! HAV-ING! AWONDERFUL CHRIS-TMAS TIME!
SIMP-LEE! HAV-ING! AWONDERFUL CHRIS-TMAS TIME!
SIMP-LEE! HAV-ING! AWONDERFUL CHRIS-TMAS TIME!


Thread over.
 
2012-12-20 02:10:40 PM
The one song that can send me right up the wall is something that Linda Ronstadt and Aaron Neville did years ago. I will sit through McCartney's "Wonderful Christmas" a hundred times before I can stomach that Linda & Aaron atrocity.
 
2012-12-20 02:11:08 PM
I didn't realize until recently that there was such antipathy towards Baby Its Cold Outside.

Tom Jones & Cerys Matthews - Baby Its Cold Outside, in Hell apparently.
 
2012-12-20 02:12:17 PM
I can honestly say that I have never even heard of this song until today.

fark you subby for bringing this dreck into my life.
 
2012-12-20 02:13:17 PM
I'LL HAVE UH
BDEA-BDEA-BDEA-BLUE
BDEA-BDEA-BDEA-CHRISTMAS
BDEA-BDEA-BDEA-WITHOUT YOU.....


/i will post this in every "worst christmas song ever" thread until somebody - ANYBODY - agrees with me
//rot in hell, denny brownlee
 
2012-12-20 02:13:38 PM
*reads tag*

Odd, I don't recall ever hearing about this song. I'll check it out on YouTube....

* huurk *

I lasted 1 minute and 45 seconds. Subby was right. This is the worst holiday song ever...
 
2012-12-20 02:14:11 PM
You can suck all the dick you want a still be a virgin....
 
2012-12-20 02:15:23 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: SIMP-LEE! HAV-ING! AWONDERFUL CHRIS-TMAS TIME!
SIMP-LEE! HAV-ING! AWONDERFUL CHRIS-TMAS TIME!
SIMP-LEE! HAV-ING! AWONDERFUL CHRIS-TMAS TIME!

I see you that, and raise you one:

LAAAAAST CHRISTMAS, I GAVE YOU MY HEEEEAAAAARTTT!


Both of those songs suck. Badly.
 
2012-12-20 02:15:29 PM

Millennium: There are two kinds of people when it comes to Christmas music: the people who state that Baby It's Cold Outside is the worst thing ever, and the people who have never heard it.


"Baby It's Cold Outside" ISN'T EVEN A GODDAMN CHRISTMAS SONG! If the only qualification for a Christmas song is winter, snow and cold weather, then "In the Grip Of Winter" by Autopsy should be burnin' up the charts.
 
2012-12-20 02:19:46 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Millennium: There are two kinds of people when it comes to Christmas music: the people who state that Baby It's Cold Outside is the worst thing ever, and the people who have never heard it.

"Baby It's Cold Outside" ISN'T EVEN A GODDAMN CHRISTMAS SONG! If the only qualification for a Christmas song is winter, snow and cold weather, then "In the Grip Of Winter" by Autopsy should be burnin' up the charts.


There's a special category for song that have been forced into being Christmas songs. Three Dog Night's "Joy to the World" is right at the top.
 
2012-12-20 02:20:06 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: I'LL HAVE UH
BDEA-BDEA-BDEA-BLUE
BDEA-BDEA-BDEA-CHRISTMAS
BDEA-BDEA-BDEA-WITHOUT YOU.....


I want to shoot myself when this song comes on.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: SIMP-LEE! HAV-ING! AWONDERFUL CHRIS-TMAS TIME!


ITS IN MY HEAD, GET IT OUT! Also the synth that's not on the bead because ECHOS makes me want to crash into hapless bystanders to see if I can knock the speakers out of the car.

DjangoStonereaver: I see you that, and raise you one:

LAAAAAST CHRISTMAS, I GAVE YOU MY HEEEEAAAAARTTT!


OMFGINAHANDBASKET!

This song makes Taylor Swift sound gay. TAYLOR SWIFT! WE MUST CLENSE THE AIRWAVES WITH FIRE!

/Christmas shoes is sweet, makes me cry sometimes. I don't actively listen to it but I do at least once each year.
 
2012-12-20 02:20:51 PM
Merry Christmas, Darling by the Carpenters suck, too. Logs on the fire fill me with desire? Holy shiat, lady!!!
 
2012-12-20 02:21:00 PM
This, tied with "Baby It's Cold Outside" and that damn Christmas donkey song are my top three going-to-snap-and-find-an-unlicensed-handgun-dealer-somewhere songs.

/Agreed, it's roofies.
 
2012-12-20 02:21:01 PM
Hands down.. the worst Christmas song ever.. period..

Link
 
2012-12-20 02:21:03 PM
For all of you that wonder why I pay for Sirius, this time of year it makes every dollar worth it.

Holiday Traditions: music from 1940(ish)-1960(ish). No Madonna, No John Lennon, No f'ing shoes, no Felix Navidad, no George Michael.
 
2012-12-20 02:22:02 PM
I would also like to add to this thread:

CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS TIME IS HERE!

/I still wan my hoooooooooooola hooooooooooooop!
 
2012-12-20 02:23:44 PM
I haven't bothered to find the name of it yet but Christina Perri has a Christmas song that makes me want to kill myself. I swear to god, everything she touches turns into an overdone, melancholy piece of crap.
 
2012-12-20 02:24:59 PM

Millennium: There are two kinds of people when it comes to Christmas music: the people who state that Baby It's Cold Outside is the worst thing ever, and the people who have never heard it.


I have to say that I rather like the She and Him version, actually.
 
2012-12-20 02:25:57 PM
I like Baby It's Cold Outside. My fav version is Zooey Deschanel and Leon Redbone from Elf. Christmas Shoes makes me want to kill.
 
2012-12-20 02:27:33 PM
"Back Door Santa" would qualify except for the fact that it's awesome.
 
2012-12-20 02:28:20 PM

Mad_Radhu: Millennium: There are two kinds of people when it comes to Christmas music: the people who state that Baby It's Cold Outside is the worst thing ever, and the people who have never heard it.

I have to say that I rather like the She and Him version, actually.


Mr. Cat Poop: I like Baby It's Cold Outside. My fav version is Zooey Deschanel and Leon Redbone from Elf. Christmas Shoes makes me want to kill.


Zooey near-simulpost.
 
2012-12-20 02:28:27 PM

ds_4815: Benevolent Misanthrope: Patton Oswalt's rant on it (linked from TFA) sums up my exact thoughts about that farking travesty.

Listening to it now; nearly popped some stitches in my mouth from laughing. Dammit.

For the lazy


t.fod4.com

Biatchy Jesus FTW.
 
2012-12-20 02:35:11 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: SIMP-LEE! HAV-ING! AWONDERFUL CHRIS-TMAS TIME!
SIMP-LEE! HAV-ING! AWONDERFUL CHRIS-TMAS TIME!  
SIMP-LEE! HAV-ING! AWONDERFUL CHRIS-TMAS TIME!


This this this thisity this.

/entered thread to post that song, leaving satisfied
 
2012-12-20 02:38:02 PM
Christmas Songs I hate the most:

Any Beach boys Christmas song (especially Little Saint Nick)
Barking Dogs
Last Christmas by Mariah Carey
Grandma Got run over by a reindeer

Favorite Christmas songs

Blue Christmas (only by Elvis, the rest suck)
Father Christmas-the Kinks
Feliz Navidad
Baby its cold outside (only by Bing Crosby/Doris Day)
Marshmallow world (Dean Martin)
 
2012-12-20 02:42:19 PM
And here's the best Christmas song.
 
2012-12-20 02:43:25 PM

SpartacusHobbs: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: SIMP-LEE! HAV-ING! AWONDERFUL CHRIS-TMAS TIME!
SIMP-LEE! HAV-ING! AWONDERFUL CHRIS-TMAS TIME!
SIMP-LEE! HAV-ING! AWONDERFUL CHRIS-TMAS TIME!

This this this thisity this.

/entered thread to post that song, leaving satisfied


Ditto.

I will forever hate Paul McCartney for that.
 
2012-12-20 02:43:33 PM

wraithmare: This, tied with "Baby It's Cold Outside" and that damn Christmas donkey song are my top three going-to-snap-and-find-an-unlicensed-handgun-dealer-somewhere songs.

/Agreed, it's roofies.


You mean this?
Link
 
2012-12-20 02:43:43 PM
Hate, HATE, HATE!!!! Last Christmas every bit as Saint Paul Macca's perky tapdance shiat.
 
2012-12-20 02:47:23 PM
Have you ever listened to So this is Christmas by John Lennon without the children's choir (ie just Yoko) on the chorus?
Don't try it on an empty stomach
 
2012-12-20 02:50:28 PM
So a poor child tries to spend his last pennies on a pair of shoes for his dying mother. Last pennies. For shoes. For somebody on their farking deathbed. For shiat's sake how about trying to buy some painkillers?

Also, Patton is right - that kid is a scam artist.
 
2012-12-20 02:50:31 PM
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE?

for your consideration, I present Billy's Christmas Wish by Red Sovine
Link
 
2012-12-20 02:51:13 PM
I've never heard Christmas Shoes (that I'm aware of), and I'm thankful for that
 
Paul McCartney can go f*ck himself, though
 
2012-12-20 02:52:18 PM

WhippingBoy: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: SIMP-LEE! HAV-ING! AWONDERFUL CHRIS-TMAS TIME!
SIMP-LEE! HAV-ING! AWONDERFUL CHRIS-TMAS TIME!
SIMP-LEE! HAV-ING! AWONDERFUL CHRIS-TMAS TIME!

If Paul McCartney promises me that I'll never hear this song again, I'll gladly give up eating meat.
Unfortunately, I've already heard it three times this year, so I'm joining the seal hunt.


There is not a single redeemable thing about this song.
 
2012-12-20 02:55:11 PM

Bermuda59: wraithmare: This, tied with "Baby It's Cold Outside" and that damn Christmas donkey song are my top three going-to-snap-and-find-an-unlicensed-handgun-dealer-somewhere songs.

/Agreed, it's roofies.

You mean this?
Link


I hate you now.

/Goes looking for a Bushmaster.
 
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