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(Tulsa World)   Homeless man falls to death in an elevator shaft. That is wrong on so many levels   (tulsaworld.com) divider line 43
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2012-12-20 12:51:22 PM
Talk about working the shaft.

/got nuthin
 
2012-12-20 12:51:28 PM

falls to death in an elevator shaft


Shut yo' mouth!
 
2012-12-20 12:51:49 PM
Dude dropped out of society.
 
2012-12-20 12:51:55 PM
As he passed the 5th floor he was heard to say, so far so good.
 
2012-12-20 12:52:09 PM
I'm pretty sure only the last level was a problem.
 
2012-12-20 12:52:35 PM
Ah, the simple and elegantly hilarious pun in its natural habitat.

Excellent work, subby.
 
2012-12-20 12:52:56 PM
Something something ROCK BOTTOM!

/got nothin'
 
2012-12-20 12:53:19 PM
At least he had a nice trip. Most homeless people don't get to leave their downtrodden condition for a nice fall vacation.
 
2012-12-20 12:53:56 PM

NightOwl2255: As he passed the 5th floor he was heard to say, so far so good.

 
Sadly, the bowl of Petunias just thought "Oh no, not again"
 
2012-12-20 12:53:57 PM
"It was ruled an accident. He fell down an elevator shaft onto some bullets."
 
2012-12-20 12:54:30 PM
It wasn't the fall that killed him.  It was the sudden stop at the end.
 
2012-12-20 12:54:30 PM
Was this the first Doctor onscene?
 
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-20 12:54:31 PM
fourthfifthsixthseveneight SPLAT levels, even.

/ sorry
 
2012-12-20 12:54:51 PM
He's a bad multi-floorer.

Shut yo' mouth!

I'm just talkin' 'bout elevator shaft.
 
2012-12-20 12:55:44 PM

axeeugene: Ah, the simple and elegantly hilarious pun in its natural habitat.

Excellent work, subby.


Copied from Bo Burnham, but funny nonetheless.
 
2012-12-20 12:55:58 PM
otis?
 
2012-12-20 12:56:03 PM
lizboltzranfeld.files.wordpress.com
 
upload.wikimedia.org
 
PROGRAM EXECUTION COMPLETE.
 
2012-12-20 12:57:35 PM
Word is, he lived to tell everyone about on the . . .

8th Floor,

7th Floor,

6th Floor,

5th Floor,

4th Floor

/you see where this is heading
 
2012-12-20 12:59:31 PM
abagond.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-20 01:00:42 PM
Whats worse is that a homeless guy falls to his death in this country and if found rather quickly. The skydiver from the other day wasn't even missed.
/both sad.
 
2012-12-20 01:01:50 PM

Evil Mackerel: Whats worse is that a homeless guy falls to his death in this country and is found rather quickly. The skydiver from the other day wasn't even missed.
/both sad.


FTFM
 
2012-12-20 01:05:37 PM
Came here for the Richard Roundtree picture (and thankfully not that poser Sameul L Jackson).
 
2012-12-20 01:08:30 PM
I am thinking he thought he saw a Natty Light at the bottom of the shaft??

/Just thinking out loud..
 
2012-12-20 01:10:20 PM
imgace.com
/oblig
 
2012-12-20 01:14:21 PM
No joke about this happening in the "Abundant Life" building?

Fark, I am disappointed...
 
2012-12-20 01:18:13 PM
...onto some bullets.

cineplex.media.baselineresearch.com
 
2012-12-20 01:18:18 PM
Couldn't he have just grabbed a cable or a ledge like they do in all action movies where the star falls down a shaft (Diehard)?
 
2012-12-20 01:23:18 PM

MatrixOutsider: Couldn't he have just grabbed a cable or a ledge like they do in all action movies where the star falls down a shaft (Diehard)?


If movies and tv have taught me anything, then he must have either been a minor character or a bad guy.
 
2012-12-20 01:39:56 PM
MatrixOutsider: Couldn't he have just grabbed a cable or a ledge like they do in all action movies where the star falls down a shaft (Diehard)?

Ima_Lurker: If movies and tv have taught me anything, then he must have either been a minor character or a bad guy.


Or a redshirt.
 
2012-12-20 01:46:04 PM
Boooo, smitty.  Booooooooooooooo!
 
2012-12-20 01:59:45 PM

Eirik: No joke about this happening in the "Abundant Life" building?

Fark, I am disappointed...


Even better, it's the former Abundant Life building.
 
2012-12-20 02:06:47 PM
Maybe if we had God in our elevator shafts, none of this would of happened.
 
2012-12-20 02:19:11 PM

Loadmaster: MatrixOutsider: Couldn't he have just grabbed a cable or a ledge like they do in all action movies where the star falls down a shaft (Diehard)?

Ima_Lurker: If movies and tv have taught me anything, then he must have either been a minor character or a bad guy.

Or a redshirt.


Comedic side-kick.
 
2012-12-20 02:45:01 PM
That was not an uplifting holiday story...
 
2012-12-20 02:47:17 PM
The poor are always getting shafted.
 
2012-12-20 03:11:27 PM

eraser8: Boooo, smitty.  Booooooooooooooo!


Actually, I think we have our HOTW right here.
 
2012-12-20 03:22:03 PM

Combustion: Loadmaster: MatrixOutsider: Couldn't he have just grabbed a cable or a ledge like they do in all action movies where the star falls down a shaft (Diehard)?

Ima_Lurker: If movies and tv have taught me anything, then he must have either been a minor character or a bad guy.

Or a redshirt.

Comedic side-kick.


No no, plucky comic relief!
 
2012-12-20 04:45:29 PM
Thanks. Like him, I needed a lift.
 
2012-12-20 06:04:55 PM
Have a nice trip. See you next fall.

/ or not
 
2012-12-20 06:23:49 PM
Was his name Otis?
 
2012-12-20 09:49:54 PM
Not as sad as the guy who died the same way in Detroit a few years back. What made it worse was his body was ignored for months by the other homeless as his body froze solid in a puddle. It was said the other homeless didn't report it because they didn't want the city to notice them using the building for shelter. The frozen body picture was released in the paper.
 
2012-12-20 11:28:11 PM
First candidate for 2013 HOTY?
 
2012-12-22 12:23:23 AM
Wanted for questioning:

4.bp.blogspot.com

/Yeah, well...it's a little funny.
 
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