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(WOAI San Antonio)   Don't open your door in the middle of the night just because someone claims to be a police officer, but if you do then have your sword ready   (woai.com ) divider line 4
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2012-12-20 05:24:36 PM  
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hdhale: /I have a hand and half sword in my closet...in a pinch, I'm reaching for the baseball bat instead and I'm going full Barry Bonds


Committing perjury probably isn't going to scare off any robbers.
2012-12-20 08:02:45 PM  
1 vote:
Is it too soon to talk about sword control?
2012-12-20 05:01:50 PM  
1 vote:

Dimensio: hdhale: Hate to break up the D&D party, but the article indicted that the assailants assaulted the "knight" as they left. Whatever he did with his blade, he apparently didn't do it enough.

The article also states that the assailants "tried to steal a TV", but not that they were successful. Whatever was done with the blade, it was sufficient.


Perhaps, but Sir Galahad he ain't.

/I have a hand and half sword in my closet...in a pinch, I'm reaching for the baseball bat instead and I'm going full Barry Bonds
2012-12-20 03:57:22 PM  
1 vote:

Dead for Tax Reasons: It happened on Talisman Road

 
Maybe the robbers should have chosen another street. Its almost as if they homeowner had a lucky charm or something protecting him
 
 
This is true.  The victim learned a thing or two from ol' Charlie, don't you know, so it's best to stay away from Talisman Road.
 
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