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(NBC News)   Meet Silvio Berlusconi's hot new 27 year old girlfriend   (worldnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 72
    More: Hero, Berlusconi, sex parties, ANC, Italy  
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2012-12-20 12:55:29 PM  
Some guys just know how to beat the game.
 
2012-12-20 12:56:43 PM  
I don't care how hot she may be - the only thing Berlusconi could do that would qualify as "heroic" is slink off into well-derved obscurity.
 
2012-12-20 12:57:24 PM  
Weird mouth face is weird
 
2012-12-20 12:57:30 PM  

BMulligan: I don't care how hot she may be - the only thing Berlusconi could do that would qualify as "heroic" is slink off into well-deserved obscurity.


D'oh.
 
2012-12-20 12:57:33 PM  
I wonder what first attracted her to the billionaire Berlusconi...
 
2012-12-20 12:57:57 PM  
msnbcmedia.msn.com

"They see me rollin'. They hatin'!"
 
2012-12-20 12:59:24 PM  
img10.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-20 12:59:39 PM  
silvio needs glasses
 
2012-12-20 01:03:21 PM  
Politics tab? Really? Entertainment tab dead due to another writers strike or something?
 
2012-12-20 01:03:41 PM  
...he seeks to return to power despite facing an underage prostitution trial

Hero? really subby?
 
2012-12-20 01:03:44 PM  
That's a rough 27.
 
2012-12-20 01:04:08 PM  
It's good to be the king. It's GREAT to be the emperor.
 
2012-12-20 01:04:23 PM  
She kind of looks like a tranny.
 
2012-12-20 01:05:25 PM  

Regular Chumpington: That's a rough 27.


Yeah.... no. I'll pass. Looks like she's already had work.
 
2012-12-20 01:05:36 PM  

doczoidberg: Some guys just know how to beat the game.


Amazing what money can do for your dating prospects.
 
2012-12-20 01:05:39 PM  
She looks like she could be on one of those plastic surgery nightmare shows.
 
2012-12-20 01:05:52 PM  

Regular Chumpington: That's a rough 27.


But it's pretty damn good for a 76.
 
2012-12-20 01:08:41 PM  
I thought this dude was in jail.
 
2012-12-20 01:10:23 PM  
Italians view the law the same way Homer Simpson views pants. They're just suggestions, and if you can get around them and not be convicted, that's a mark of success.
It's why Berlusconi was elected 3 times, and why he has the gall to run for a 4th time even though he's been convicted of tax evasion.
Seriously, I talk to my relatives about him and their reasoning for supporting him basically boils down to "He's got balls, and those balls will certainly drive Italy to greatness."
 
2012-12-20 01:11:29 PM  

MisterLoki: I thought this dude was in jail.


He would be if Italy wasn't so farking corrupt.
 
2012-12-20 01:16:33 PM  
Looks like true love to me. How sweet.
 
2012-12-20 01:19:03 PM  
Perma-duckface.
 
2012-12-20 01:24:46 PM  

Jobbers: Italians view the law the same way Homer Simpson views pants. They're just suggestions, and if you can get around them and not be convicted, that's a mark of success.
It's why Berlusconi was elected 3 times, and why he has the gall to run for a 4th time even though he's been convicted of tax evasion.
Seriously, I talk to my relatives about him and their reasoning for supporting him basically boils down to "He's got balls, and those balls will certainly drive Italy to greatness."


Why not? It's worked before! Garibaldi wasn't victorious because of hard work, honesty, or the strength of his character. It was his balls.
 
2012-12-20 01:27:12 PM  
Machismo is pretty much the reason I hate Italy. Well, that and the diving.
 
2012-12-20 01:27:43 PM  
I've seen quite a few chops in my day and that was once clearly a dude.
 
2012-12-20 01:28:32 PM  
II Cazzo Dura...
 
2012-12-20 01:32:25 PM  
Mam you smee ve botox?
 
2012-12-20 01:33:58 PM  
Usually, when a woman is labeled "hot" in a headline, it's a trap. I knew this one would be for real.
 
2012-12-20 01:36:49 PM  

Galloping Galoshes: Regular Chumpington: That's a rough 27.

Yeah.... no. I'll pass. Looks like she's already had work.


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-20 01:37:13 PM  
Seriously, 27? That is a lot rougher than someone who chases money should look.
 
2012-12-20 01:39:12 PM  

Hershey Highway Patrol: She kind of looks like a tranny.


'She' looks very tranny. Not that anything's wrong with it.
 
2012-12-20 01:39:47 PM  

Biff_Steel: Usually, when a woman is labeled "hot" in a headline, it's a trap. I knew this one would be for real.


Yeah, but for an Italian trophy wife/girlfriend, she really isn't that hot.  While she would be considered pretty hot in many places, but you could spending 5 minutes walking certain areas of Rome and see 20 hotter women, including ones  without duckfaces.  Berlusconi himself has certainly banged far, far hotter sluts in recent years.
 
2012-12-20 01:49:02 PM  

pkellmey: Seriously, 27? That is a lot rougher than someone who chases money should look.


Might depend on whether you chase it standing up or lying down.
 
2012-12-20 01:49:18 PM  
this goes in the how to spot a rich guy meme
 
2012-12-20 01:50:47 PM  

Reverend Monkeypants: Weird mouth face is weird hot


The things that mouth could do...

That being said, she looks extremely high-maintenance.
 
2012-12-20 01:51:32 PM  
oh, she looks expensive.
 
2012-12-20 01:54:06 PM  

swahnhennessy: Machismo is pretty much the reason I hate Italy. Well, that and the diving.


Did you mean "driving" or were you talking about the soccer (sorry -- "football")?
 
2012-12-20 01:55:27 PM  

Jackpot777: I wonder what fir$t attracted her to the billionaire Berlu$coni.....

 
 
There....That's better.

 
2012-12-20 01:55:37 PM  

aircraftkiller: Galloping Galoshes: Regular Chumpington: That's a rough 27.

Yeah.... no. I'll pass. Looks like she's already had work.

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I'm not a fan of aftermarket face work. Feel free to hit anything that has a pulse and a vagina - I'm not stopping you.
 
2012-12-20 02:07:27 PM  
Looks like at the check-out for a new girlfriend he answered "Both" to the question Cash or Plastic!
 
2012-12-20 02:07:50 PM  
That dude must be hung like Milton Berle.
 
2012-12-20 02:12:18 PM  

Regular Chumpington: That's a rough 27.


Looks more like 37 to me but still good for him....or me.
 
2012-12-20 02:14:22 PM  
I guess he likes them older now, his last girl friend was a 17 year old prostitute

Link
 
2012-12-20 02:26:33 PM  
Do I want to know what "bunga bunga" means? I'm assuming Silvio isn't just a big Favor Flav fan?
 
2012-12-20 02:27:40 PM  
Lip injections look like shiat.
 
2012-12-20 02:34:20 PM  
t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-12-20 02:35:32 PM  
Why did this take so long?

america.infobae.com
 
2012-12-20 02:36:26 PM  
Get rich/famous. Get old. Find 27 year old girlfriend. Find yourself with 29 year old ex-girlfriend and child-support payments.

Yes, I'm looking at you, Macca, and you, Bourdain.

Then they get on reddit and piss and moan about "spermjacking".
 
2012-12-20 02:38:54 PM  
Don't know about "hot", subby, but she definitely looks like she just put a grease fire out using only her lips.
 
2012-12-20 02:46:57 PM  
I think that there's more than a little truth is this mangled final sentence of TFA:

Should Berlusconi win, Italy's new first lady will be one-third the prime minister's.
 
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