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2012-12-20 10:54:44 AM
5'10 is short? :(
 
2012-12-20 11:00:01 AM
You know who else is tiny that you wouldn't expect to be?
 
conservativereport.org
 
He's like 5'8", +/-
 
2012-12-20 11:28:16 AM
SO does that mean his brother Charlie Sheen is also my height?
 
2012-12-20 11:33:58 AM

ac982000: SO does that mean his brother Charlie Sheen is also my height?

No. He's higher than you.
 
2012-12-20 11:34:56 AM
I'm taller than all those bastards!
 
I'm awesome!!
 
2012-12-20 12:15:51 PM
What a bunch of weeds!  There are only a comparable handful of Hollywood types taller than me.
 
Alexander Skaarsgard
Kevin Durand (not the basketball player, even though he obviously is)
Tyler Perry
 
Basically everyone over 6'2".
 
The rest are midgets!  
 
Midgets getting more money and tail than I will ever see...
 
2012-12-20 01:17:27 PM

DjangoStonereaver: You know who else is tiny that you wouldn't expect to be?
 
[conservativereport.org image 300x250]
 
He's like 5'8", +/-

 
Don't forget Mr. Trejo
 
mediamikes.com
 
Sons of Anarchy was the first piece of media I can remember that actually showed his true height (5'6")
 
www.releasedonkey.com
 
2012-12-20 01:53:55 PM
"They are all freaks! Not one of them under five foot six. What kind of theater is this?"
 
2012-12-20 02:05:07 PM

Sybarite: "They are all freaks! Not one of them under five foot six. What kind of theater is this?"


assets0.ordienetworks.com
 
2012-12-20 02:13:42 PM
Jack Black looks awkward in a suit.
 
2012-12-20 02:18:19 PM
Not only mental midgets but actual physical midgets as well
 
2012-12-20 02:18:58 PM

scottydoesntknow: Don't forget Mr. Trejo

Sons of Anarchy was the first piece of media I can remember that actually showed his true height (5'6")


Breaking Bad showed him at 1'10"

www.sfgate.com
 
2012-12-20 02:19:44 PM
where was Matt Damon?
 
2012-12-20 02:21:10 PM
The amazing thing is that, even at that height, he has an 11-inch penis.
 
2012-12-20 02:23:47 PM
media.tumblr.com
I swear to God, I was like "Emiliooooooooo!"
 
2012-12-20 02:24:02 PM
Just goes to show, making it in hollywood takes acting chops and ego. The rest can be enhanced with surgery and camera tricks.
 
2012-12-20 02:26:12 PM

cgraves67: Just goes to show, making it in hollywood takes acting chops and ego. The rest can be enhanced with surgery and camera tricks.


That's the Tom Cruise Method of Acting.
 
2012-12-20 02:27:16 PM
Yeah, all of the bigger names are wee men.
 
RDJ has to wear platforms, I mean, think of a Tony Stark that is 2-3 inches shorter than his leading lady.  Isn't Paltrow like 5'8?
 
www.radaronline.com
 
2012-12-20 02:30:28 PM
Small Dog Syndrome makes short actors more likely to succeed in cut-throat, back-stabby Hollywood. Not exactly a surprise.
 
2012-12-20 02:30:37 PM
www.fitzness.com
 
Some sources say 5'9, others 5'10. I've never been that intimidated by a guy that much shorter than me.
 
2012-12-20 02:34:05 PM

Wayne 985: [www.fitzness.com image 450x402]
 
Some sources say 5'9, others 5'10. I've never been that intimidated by a guy that much shorter than me.

 
Ya know, as much as I like Hardy's Bane, I think he was much more intimidating in Bronson (the movie that people pointed at to show that Hardy can be a massive motherfarker)
 
terrymalloyspigeoncoop.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-20 02:38:21 PM
www.alicia-logic.com

Is shocked, SHOCKED, by this list. Also approves of little things hitting each other
 
2012-12-20 02:39:02 PM
To be fair, some of those guys were child actors, who tend to be shorter.

The average American male is 5'9", so I would hardly call any of those lads over 5'8" as short.

I was surprised that DeVito is 5' tall. I thought he was shorter.
 
2012-12-20 02:42:50 PM
I automatically feel cooler for being the same height as Clooney and Depp
 
2012-12-20 02:43:38 PM

Contents Under Pressure: To be fair, some of those guys were child actors, who tend to be shorter.

The average American male is 5'9", so I would hardly call any of those lads over 5'8" as short.

I was surprised that DeVito is 5' tall. I thought he was shorter.


Huh... I guess you're right. I was convinced the average American male was about 5'11", but Wiki confirms 5'9". However, the average height for a white American male is 5'10" and-a-half, but the average Mexican-American male is only 5'7". I never would've guessed that.
 
2012-12-20 02:44:58 PM
I met Wesley Snipes at a martial arts exhibition and didn't expect him and I to be the same height (5-9) by a long shot. I would've sworn he would be 6-3 or 4 at least.
 
2012-12-20 02:45:28 PM

DjangoStonereaver: You know who else is tiny that you wouldn't expect to be?

[conservativereport.org image 300x250]

He's like 5'8", +/-


I knew that. I actually think he's a little shorter. I heard him in an interview say that he wanted his wife to be taller than him, so he could have tall kids.
 
2012-12-20 02:45:48 PM

scottydoesntknow: DjangoStonereaver: You know who else is tiny that you wouldn't expect to be?

[conservativereport.org image 300x250]

He's like 5'8", +/-

Don't forget Mr. Trejo

[mediamikes.com image 675x453]

Sons of Anarchy was the first piece of media I can remember that actually showed his true height (5'6")

[www.releasedonkey.com image 653x435]


That's pretty tall for a Mexican.
 
2012-12-20 02:46:13 PM
Javier Bardem and I are the same height.  After seeing NCFOM and Skyfall I would have thought he was 6'5'' boogey man.
 
2012-12-20 02:46:31 PM
We're in the spirit world @sshole, the can't see us.
 
2012-12-20 02:47:54 PM

p the boiler: I automatically feel cooler for being the same height as Clooney and Depp


I automatically feel cooler for being taller than you.

/By like an inch. If we start from the base.
 
2012-12-20 02:48:07 PM
I don't think Javier Bardem is 5'8". He has to be taller.
 
2012-12-20 02:48:52 PM
Daniel Radcliffe is 5'5"? Seriously?
 
2012-12-20 02:49:20 PM
cdn.fd.uproxx.com
I posted this in a TC thread a couple days ago, and it seems appropriate here.
 
2012-12-20 02:54:04 PM
So you're saying since I'm 6'0 I should totally be able to beat all these actors up?
 
2012-12-20 02:59:37 PM

DjangoStonereaver: You know who else is tiny that you wouldn't expect to be?
 

 
He's like 5'8", +/-


5'8" isn't tiny.
 
2012-12-20 03:01:47 PM
It's not to an actor's advantage to be tall. It's a lot easier to frame an actor with an actress (usually 5'2" to 5'7") if he is in that 5'7" to 5'10" range.
 
2012-12-20 03:04:08 PM
The advantage with short men is their faces are more easily smooshed into boobs.
 
2012-12-20 03:11:36 PM
7chan.org
 
I didn't know they stacked shiat that high.
 
2012-12-20 03:13:48 PM

marius2: 5'10 is short? :(


People that are 6' 2" + would like you believe that. Look around you though. You'll see that there are plenty of people your height and shorter than you. The taller people just seem to stand out more because there's less of them and they're easier to spot. 5' 10" is average. Rejoice in your mediocrity!

/also 5'10"
 
2012-12-20 03:15:16 PM
Yeah, it's been known most Hollywood actors range from short to average height. the reason for this is that such heights produce the best proportions on screen.

Or are you going to deny me that Statham, Clooney, Cruise, Depp, RDJ, Bardem, et all look fabulous on screen? Ditto for Van Damme and Stalllone who are also short-to-average

Tall people look weird. Heck, look at Arnold, he's just around 6'1-6'2 and looks like a freaking giant on screen.
 
2012-12-20 03:15:25 PM

LeroyBourne: [cdn.fd.uproxx.com image 640x470]
I posted this in a TC thread a couple days ago, and it seems appropriate here.


This may be one of the funniest things that I have ever seen.
 
2012-12-20 03:16:22 PM

Wayne 985: [www.fitzness.com image 450x402]

Some sources say 5'9, others 5'10. I've never been that intimidated by a guy that much shorter than me.


You know mike Tyson is 5' 10", right?

Or have I been trolled?
 
2012-12-20 03:21:47 PM
I was surprised by Jason Latham, but I guess that explains why Sylvester Stallone likes working with him. Stallone, conspicuously absent from the chart, is 5' 9" and notoriously touchy about his height. His publicity has claimed, over the years, various numbers up to 5' 10½" (and one sure sign of sensitivity is when the ½ matters).

In fact, in my experience it's the men who are very close to average height who are the most touchy about the topic.

/I was also briefly surprised by Richard Gere's absence. For some reason I'd always believed he was the same height as Cruise, but upon checking I learn he's 5'10".
 
2012-12-20 03:21:54 PM

Contents Under Pressure: To be fair, some of those guys were child actors, who tend to be shorter.

The average American male is 5'9", so I would hardly call any of those lads over 5'8" as short.

I was surprised that DeVito is 5' tall. I thought he was shorter.


If Danny DeVito is 5' tall, that would put Judd Hirsch OVER 7 FEET TALL!!

/watched Taxi a ot as a teen.
 
2012-12-20 03:22:49 PM

rocky_howard: Yeah, it's been known most Hollywood actors range from short to average height. the reason for this is that such heights produce the best proportions on screen.

Or are you going to deny me that Statham, Clooney, Cruise, Depp, RDJ, Bardem, et all look fabulous on screen? Ditto for Van Damme and Stalllone who are also short-to-average

Tall people look weird. Heck, look at Arnold, he's just around 6'1-6'2 and looks like a freaking giant on screen.


I think he is actually shorter than that.
 
2012-12-20 03:29:58 PM

marius2: 5'10 is short? :(


Yes.

/6'1"
 
2012-12-20 03:34:14 PM

czetie: I was surprised by Jason Latham, but I guess that explains why Sylvester Stallone likes working with him. Stallone, conspicuously absent from the chart, is 5' 9" and notoriously touchy about his height. His publicity has claimed, over the years, various numbers up to 5' 10½" (and one sure sign of sensitivity is when the ½ matters).

In fact, in my experience it's the men who are very close to average height who are the most touchy about the topic.

/I was also briefly surprised by Richard Gere's absence. For some reason I'd always believed he was the same height as Cruise, but upon checking I learn he's 5'10".


I'm 5' 10" and I was (am?) touchy about it. I think it is the fact that 5' 10" is not a 'sexy' height. Girls never swoon over someone who is 5' 10". You have to be over 6' for that. So you are constantly thinking about how you are "oh so close" to being tall enough to get more girls attention. Plus, nothing is more annoying than just being slightly too short to look over everyone. Finally, you always seem to see the people that are taller than you and realize that you can never get taller. Apex fallacy I suppose.
 
2012-12-20 03:35:21 PM
Most people think of their own height as eye level since you can't really see the top of your head. I'm 6' but I don't think of myself as that much taller than others until I see myself in pictures or a mirror. Then I look like I'm towering over people.

I can understand why actors would be on the shorter side to frame shots better.
 
2012-12-20 03:35:45 PM

liam76: rocky_howard: Yeah, it's been known most Hollywood actors range from short to average height. the reason for this is that such heights produce the best proportions on screen.

Or are you going to deny me that Statham, Clooney, Cruise, Depp, RDJ, Bardem, et all look fabulous on screen? Ditto for Van Damme and Stalllone who are also short-to-average

Tall people look weird. Heck, look at Arnold, he's just around 6'1-6'2 and looks like a freaking giant on screen.

I think he is actually shorter than that.


img803.imageshack.us

Straighten DeVito up and...

Plausible.
 
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