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(The Smoking Gun)   Smokin' hot former Olympian Suzy Favor Hamilton has spent the past year winning gold medals as a high-priced call girl (Not safe for work)   ( divider line
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42076 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Dec 2012 at 1:40 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-20 01:56:19 PM  
7 votes:
OMG, what the hell is wrong with her nipples?
2012-12-20 02:15:11 PM  
5 votes:
I'd medal in all five of her rings.

/don't even know what that means
2012-12-20 01:01:39 PM  
5 votes:
My stamina is mocked enough already, thank you.
2012-12-20 02:25:14 PM  
4 votes:

pkellmey: Why are people always upset with entrepreneurs and small business owners?

Handjob Creator!
2012-12-20 01:58:18 PM  
4 votes:
Well, I know one event I'd finish faster than her.
2012-12-20 12:45:05 PM  
4 votes:
She's no Mary Lou Retton.
2012-12-20 02:34:00 PM  
3 votes:
It kind of restores my faith in humanity that women like her are out there.

And destroys it that her asshole clients outed her.

Are you sure, it may have been her blowjob client or straight vaginal intercourse clients as well.
2012-12-20 02:15:04 PM  
3 votes:

Prank Monkey: If I found out my wife was a hooker I would have an ex-wife asap. WTF?

Well, don't worry.  You won't find out from me!
2012-12-20 01:48:36 PM  
3 votes:
It was the near perfect dismount that gave it away.

/damn russian judges
2012-12-20 01:45:14 PM  
3 votes:
Boy, Don, I'm no lezzie, but...

2012-12-20 01:44:43 PM  
3 votes:
Why are people always upset with entrepreneurs and small business owners?
2012-12-20 02:43:29 PM  
2 votes:
$600 an hour, eh? That's damn near $10 a minute. So for $20 I could disappoint her twice and still have enough left over for a pack of smokes.

Wreck my home, baby.
2012-12-20 02:43:07 PM  
2 votes:
O-o-o-o-l-d Joke:

Husband comes home to find wife packing her bags. "Where are you going dear?"

"I'm going to Vegas to be a hooker. I can get paid $500 for doing what I do for you for free."

Husband starts packing his bag. Wife asks, "Why are you packing?"

"To watch you live on $250 a year."
2012-12-20 02:40:00 PM  
2 votes:


2012-12-20 02:37:26 PM

I'm shocked and astounded. Here in Wisconsin it's sort of like Cinderella or Snow White coming out as a whore.

She shacked up with 7 dudes.
2012-12-20 02:31:05 PM  
2 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: OMG, what the hell is wrong with her nipples?

They aren't covered with my semen.
2012-12-20 02:13:45 PM  
2 votes:


She is VERY MUCH a public figure, in Wisconsin and worldwide, on account of her (1) real estate business in Madison and (2) her speaking career, which she bases in part on her stories of overcoming adversity. She will be back out there in 6 months making motivational speeches out of this.

"So this funny-looking fella had me bent over the credenza and I chipped a tooth, doncha know, but I hung in there!"
2012-12-20 01:53:58 PM  
2 votes:

vudukungfu: Boy, Don, I'm no lezzie, but...


Pert chest thrust out...

Boy I'd like to fark her!

Nothing on Fark...
2012-12-20 01:51:08 PM  
2 votes:
my buddy went to the olympics as a runner, he said it was an all-out fark fest. Best looking people in the best shape ever all in one village...

If there was a sport that fat 40 year olds kicked ass at, I would try to sneak in one year.
2012-12-20 01:44:12 PM  
2 votes:
I'd pass it up. No ass, that is a deal breaker in Barry McCackiner land.
2012-12-20 01:01:34 PM  
2 votes:

ITGreen: What's the world coming to when a prostitute can't trust - oh forget it.

What happens in Olympians stays in Olympians

Oh, and this: She said that only her husband Mark, 44, was aware of her escort work, but that, "He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all."

Poor baby didn't get support from her husband to be a hooker
2012-12-20 07:37:13 PM  
1 vote:

thecpt: clyph: 9 months and made $200k

How many guys pay for sex? Jesus farking christ.

We all do, just in different ways.
2012-12-20 04:06:32 PM  
1 vote:
She tried honest work for the first time in her life, but its back to motivational speaking now.
2012-12-20 03:51:45 PM  
1 vote:

studs up: PickledBoodah: hasty ambush: Australian Michelle Jenneke
[ image 500x375]

Her "warming up"


Boy oh boy, that's a good looking athlete.
Yeah, but, Australian. Fark has informed me that all things Aussie want to kill me.
/might be worth it

Well, they were part of the third Reich
2012-12-20 03:43:31 PM  
1 vote:
CSB time.

she blew me
2012-12-20 03:37:50 PM  
1 vote:

ShannonKW: Cambodia is remote from the U.S., so if you're shopping on price and convenience it wouldn't be a first pick starting from there. Still, that are plenty of countries much closer to you filled with better looking women who will charge you less, hang with you all day if you want without minding the clock, and show you around town. You'll also come away knowing that your money went to feed an impoverished family rather that contribute to some ditzy twat's real estate business. Going to Vegas to get laid is for the lazy rich.

I don't think I've ever seen a thread where the range of shame goes from feeling shame for considering spending $600 to have an hour's worth of sex with a former Olympian to feeling shame for not spending $3,000 to spend a week in Bangkok having sex with impoverished women.

I know, I know, "Welcome to Fark," but as a Farker for about six years, I don't think I've ever seen this kind of spread.
/Not complaining
//Also just commenting on it; not really surprised and certainly not offended
2012-12-20 03:37:31 PM  
1 vote:

Nadie_AZ: Yeah? And? My care o meter isn't registering, here.

Can we legalize prostitution already?

And give women more power? You crazy.
2012-12-20 03:34:58 PM  
1 vote:

Masta Kronix: Amazing how you know all this to be fact.

How long have you known the couple?

The fark? I didnt suggest it as fact.

These things are stated in the article:

She has a kid
she was hooking
her husband was not supportive
she told her johns about her personal life.

I don't think its a stretch to suggest he just didn't want to be the one to out his wife as a prostitute. God forbid we make conjectures and presumptions about people and their lives on the internet. God for farking bid.

studs up: Don't put your dick in crazy.

studs up: citation needed
\Now THATS a fact.
2012-12-20 03:28:23 PM  
1 vote:

SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: the_end_is_rear: I met her several times at some big track meets over the years.
Could be a head case at times, but still had this bubbly fun part about her.
Little did I know how fun.
Damn.....this is kind of a shocker to all of us who ran in college and competed.


I'm blown away. I ran in college and have met Suzy numerous times. And now the business I work at also works with her. I've always heard she was a bit "loose" in college and liked to get around but this is crazy. I don't know what the hell I'm going to do next time I talk to her. I'd throw down $600 for that... Just once.

/she kissed me on the cheek once. For free.

I hope you know where she was for the 20 minutes before that...
2012-12-20 03:27:21 PM  
1 vote:

Duke Slater: Can't believe nobody has commented on this, clearly the weirdest part of her story:

"Additionally, she told reporter Gary D'Amato how her brother Dan committed suicide in 1999, a year before she ran for the gold medal in the 1500-meter final at Sydney's Olympic Stadium. She led that race with 200 meters to go, but when other competitors began to pass her, Favor Hamilton recalled, she intentionally tumbled to the track, ashamed that she could not medal in honor of her late sibling."

We've already established that she willingly goes down.
2012-12-20 03:09:04 PM  
1 vote:
2012-12-20 03:02:17 PM  
1 vote:

foxyshadis: Most "well-compensated lawyers" are gone 20+ hours a week at work, 20+ hours a week at

 the bar, and 40+ hours a week with multiple mistresses on the side.
2012-12-20 02:58:33 PM  
1 vote:

bikerbob59: She was born Stevens Point, WI. So, suck all you farkers who think all WI people are fatties!

Where would I get that ide...oh yeah, from watching all those games at Lambeau Field where people don't even fit in the seats, and are fat-tsunami'ing over into the seat adjacent.
2012-12-20 02:46:36 PM  
1 vote:

Masta Kronix: Some people just can't get over the fact that they aren't having such an excited sex life as overs.
2012-12-20 02:41:51 PM  
1 vote:

Sofa King Smart: Mr. Coffee Nerves: My stamina is mocked enough already, thank you.

hmmmm $600/hr... divided by roughly 30 farkers (2 minutes apiece)... hey $20 each! Vegas Fark Party!!!

I'm in!! I've got 20 bucks and 2 minutes to spare.

/not sure what I'll do for the other 90 seconds
2012-12-20 02:27:12 PM  
1 vote:
FTA- "On November 30 and December 1 she appeared on a "panel of experts" (alongside legendary marathoners Frank Shorter and Rod Dixon) at the sprawling Sands convention center."

Frank Shorter? Rod Dixon?

Are these guys marathoners, or porn stars?!?

/"Frank Shorter" doesn't sound too impressive....
2012-12-20 02:25:46 PM  
1 vote:

abhorrent1: I'd put my penis in her vagina.


I think you'd have to run your "debit card" through the "reader slot" first.
2012-12-20 02:22:15 PM  
1 vote:
Australian Michelle Jenneke

Her "warming up"

2012-12-20 02:09:18 PM  
1 vote:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: My stamina is mocked enough already, thank you.

hmmmm $600/hr... divided by roughly 30 farkers (2 minutes apiece)... hey $20 each! Vegas Fark Party!!!
2012-12-20 02:08:45 PM  
1 vote:
I am SHOCKED and OUTRAGED that I have never heard of her before.
2012-12-20 02:04:24 PM  
1 vote:
So, it turns out that a personality that has the ability to develop the single minded focus to be a world class athlete may be imbalanced in other ways. Who knew?
2012-12-20 01:52:31 PM  
1 vote:
She lacks a variety of hooker shoes.  What an amateur!
2012-12-20 01:52:10 PM  
1 vote:
RCG, DATY, and DFK? I'd spend some roses on it!
2012-12-20 01:52:02 PM  
1 vote:
She said that only her husband Mark, 44, was aware of her escort work, but that, "He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all."

I guess she's trying to absolve him of any guilt here, but she really just made him look like the world's biggest doormat. "Honey, will you please stop farking other men for money? No? Okay."
2012-12-20 01:42:00 PM  
1 vote:
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