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(The Smoking Gun)   Smokin' hot former Olympian Suzy Favor Hamilton has spent the past year winning gold medals as a high-priced call girl (Not safe for work)   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 313
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2012-12-20 03:55:55 PM

Frank and Beans: I want to boney Maroney.


You fargin sneaky bastage. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches. My own club!
 
2012-12-20 03:58:17 PM

Hagenhatesyouall: "Prostitution" is not a g'damn crime, it's a valuable SERVICE, and is FAR more honorable, and useful, than many other so called "professions".

Like the "war on drugs", the "war on farking" needs to END.


/waves to the working girls

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legalize ALL consensual crimes NOW
legalize all drugs and make all drugs OTC (antivirals and antibiotics are the only exceptions)
legalize prostitution
legalize gambling
(gambling is legal in every county in illinois, EXCEPT cook/chicago??? LOL and lotto??? HAHAHAHAHAH)
 
2012-12-20 03:58:54 PM
"apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex. doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems."


lol, yeah, a prostitute without major emotional problems. you see tons of those
 
2012-12-20 04:00:02 PM

Weaver95: apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex.  doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.  she liked sex, liked having sex with different guys and...well, that was pretty much it.  if she was a guy, nobody would even blink.  'oh, hey - a major Olympic sports dude likes banging hookers.  meh, no big deal.'.


STRANGELY enough, women who just like having sex, just have sex. They dont actually charge for it.
 
2012-12-20 04:00:41 PM

jason1138

"apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex. doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems."


lol, yeah, a prostitute without major emotional problems. you see tons of those



This from your vast experience?
 
2012-12-20 04:01:08 PM
So much for skepticism of the source... She confirmed the story on her twitter account
 
2012-12-20 04:01:11 PM
Hey, now!
 
2012-12-20 04:03:49 PM

hasty ambush: Australian Michelle Jenneke
[livedoor.blogimg.jp image 500x375]

Her "warming up"

Pancakes


yes
 
2012-12-20 04:05:27 PM

jason1138: "apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex. doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems."


lol, yeah, a prostitute without major emotional problems. you see tons of those


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2012-12-20 04:05:32 PM

caddisfly: I went to college with Suzy and graduated one year ahead of her. Met her a few times and had a few classes with her. She was stunningly beautiful, and I'll admit to paying at least as much attention to her as I did the the professor in our classes together. Ran into her again in Eugene, OR several years later while in grad school and she was still absolutely gorgeous. Small world. To think that for $1500 I could have realized a life-long fantasy . . .


Dude it said $600 per hour. You wouldn't have needed more than $60.
 
2012-12-20 04:05:46 PM

kpaxoid: Reminder: For more clicks on your headline, only use the code words "smokin' hot" when the target is not.


Vagina bearing + FARK = "Smokin' Hot!"

/Remember, you can't spell "Hot" without "Ho."
 
2012-12-20 04:06:16 PM
Ok. $600 an hour.

Can I get 2 mins for $20? It's all I need really
 
2012-12-20 04:06:32 PM
She tried honest work for the first time in her life, but its back to motivational speaking now.
 
2012-12-20 04:06:45 PM

mikefinch: Masta Kronix: I'm curious where you got your medical license?

So what makes you think she doesn't have issues? What engenders you to believe she is an emotionally stable person?

Certainly her actions don't present what most would think of as an emotionally stable individual. Nobody here is qualified to diagnose her clinically but i don't need a doctor to point out whose obese -- know what i mean?


Anybody who is crazy enough to drive themselves hard enough to be an Olympic/Professional competitor is going to be bonkers. They think they're the best, because well, they are. How do you tell Tiger Woods that he isn't the best golfer ever and deserves everything he wants? His father pushed him from like age 3 to be a golfer.

I have a friend who missed her year to be on the USA olympic soccer team, and she drives herself so hard that she's clearly insane. The saddest thing is that while she made the decision herself, she's pushed her oldest daughter (now 8) into Olympic gymnastics. As in, she trains down in Texas with the Károlyi's. Been pulled from school to be "home schooled" at the gym. I feel bad for child being forced into this. No, this isn't about jealousy, it's about letting your kids be kids when you know, they're kids.
 
2012-12-20 04:09:09 PM

EnderWiggnz: mikefinch: Masta Kronix: I'm curious where you got your medical license?

So what makes you think she doesn't have issues? What engenders you to believe she is an emotionally stable person?

Certainly her actions don't present what most would think of as an emotionally stable individual. Nobody here is qualified to diagnose her clinically but i don't need a doctor to point out whose obese -- know what i mean?

Anybody who is crazy enough to drive themselves hard enough to be an Olympic/Professional competitor is going to be bonkers. They think they're the best, because well, they are. How do you tell Tiger Woods that he isn't the best golfer ever and deserves everything he wants? His father pushed him from like age 3 to be a golfer.

I have a friend who missed her year to be on the USA olympic soccer team, and she drives herself so hard that she's clearly insane. The saddest thing is that while she made the decision herself, she's pushed her oldest daughter (now 8) into Olympic gymnastics. As in, she trains down in Texas with the Károlyi's. Been pulled from school to be "home schooled" at the gym. I feel bad for child being forced into this. No, this isn't about jealousy, it's about letting your kids be kids when you know, they're kids.


Your name belays your predjudice in this matter
 
2012-12-20 04:09:59 PM

namatad: STRANGELY enough, women who just like having sex, just have sex. They dont actually charge for it.


if you're good at something, never do it for free.
 
2012-12-20 04:11:58 PM

thecpt: namatad: STRANGELY enough, women who just like having sex, just have sex. They dont actually charge for it.

if you're good at something, never do it for free.


Wanking? No one's payin me for that.
 
2012-12-20 04:14:57 PM

Pfighting Polish: I don't think I've ever seen a thread where the range of shame goes from feeling shame for considering spending $600 to have an hour's worth of sex with a former Olympian to feeling shame for not spending $3,000 to spend a week in Bangkok having sex with impoverished women.

I know, I know, "Welcome to Fark," but as a Farker for about six years, I don't think I've ever seen this kind of spread.
/Not complaining
//Also just commenting on it; not really surprised and certainly not offended


Heh. Looks ironic now that you mention it. But Olympic girl offends my pride in being a smart shopper. (Somehow the wimmins have infected me with their shopping ethics!) Whoring is like food shopping -- the smart folk go to the supermarket where the deals and the best food are while lazy suckers pay inflated prices for mediocre stuff in restaurants. Of course, when you go to the supermarket you pay far more than you'd pay at Taco Bell, but you're still getting a better deal.

Americans who only want the occasional whore as a treat are better off ordering out locally, even if she demands $200. Personally, I couldn't face the man in the mirror knowing I paid that much -- I just wack it and save my money. $600/hr is insane though. The only people who have an excuse for that are those too rich to care about the price, yet such men could live in sexual Disneyland for that price and for (to them) the negligible expense of travel. No, a $600 whore in Vegas is like a $20 Big Mac -- no one has an excuse for buying it.
 
2012-12-20 04:19:27 PM

Weaver95: apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex.  doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.  she liked sex, liked having sex with different guys and...well, that was pretty much it.  if she was a guy, nobody would even blink.  'oh, hey - a major Olympic sports dude likes banging hookers.  meh, no big deal.'.


She should do porn. Then she'll get paid for sex, won't have to hide her identity, and we'll all get to see it. It's a win-win.
 
2012-12-20 04:23:50 PM
Holy sh*t....that's shocking.
 
2012-12-20 04:26:18 PM
That's one gal who could get my year-end bonus. Is she with a new agency?
 
2012-12-20 04:26:47 PM

ShannonKW: Cambodia is remote from the U.S., so if you're shopping on price and convenience it wouldn't be a first pick starting from there. Still, that are plenty of countries much closer to you filled with better looking women who will charge you less, hang with you all day if you want without minding the clock, and show you around town. You'll also come away knowing that your money went to feed an impoverished family


If you are not trolling, then you are a bad person, and you should feel bad.

I understand that not all prostitution is bad. In first world countries, it is possible to find women like this who are doing it of their on volition. Unfortunately there is still frequently coercion and human trafficking involved in places with a high standard of living. This is a result of the demand for prostitutes not being supported by the pool of women who are willing to work.

Now as a young military male who has lived and worked in much of southeast Asia, I am very aware of the available options if you have money. I am also very aware that much of that money is not going to go to her, and that statistically she is probably not eager to do this for a living. No matter how much she pretends, she is probably not that into you. You do not magically become more attractive when you get on a plane.

If you are ok with having sex with a woman who is probably coerced into it at best, then you have some serious anti-social issues. The other option that you seem to have taken is; try to convince yourself that she is somehow involved in the trade willingly and that she enjoys sucking on poorly adjusted and ugly foreigners for a living.
 
2012-12-20 04:27:12 PM
Grew-up just down the road from Stevens Point. I remember watching Suzy run track back in high school. Back then, word was she liked to have a good time. Nothing wrong with being popular. Still, sad to read this story, kind of farked in the head, dontcha know.
 
2012-12-20 04:29:05 PM
<b>hundreddollarman: </b> <i>"What kind of chump pays more than $300/hr for an escort? That's pretty much the accepted point of diminishing returns."</i>

This. My days of playing the field are behind me now, but, back when I did indulge in the "hobby" from time to time, I learned that the more a lady charged for her services, the less satisfying she was in the sack. The few occasions when I did pay up to $500-$600 an hour, the experience wasn't as good - or the girl even better looking - as when I hired a local young woman for the standard going rate of $200-$250 an hour. If a devotchka sets her price too high, it's almost always because she's far more concerned with the money than anything else. Based on my admittedly limited experience, good escorts clearly enjoy their sex, and girls who choose to do it for a year or more tend to be motivated as much by personal issues as for financial reasons.

\Always wanted to bone Olympian track star Mary Decker Slaney, but glad this story wasn't about her.
 
2012-12-20 04:29:57 PM
weeeeeird. Her husband tried to get her to stop banging dudes for money, but she wouldn't? And they're relatively rich? This is just a weird, weird tale.
 
2012-12-20 04:33:26 PM

Masta Kronix: Duke Slater: Can't believe nobody has commented on this, clearly the weirdest part of her story:

"Additionally, she told reporter Gary D'Amato how her brother Dan committed suicide in 1999, a year before she ran for the gold medal in the 1500-meter final at Sydney's Olympic Stadium. She led that race with 200 meters to go, but when other competitors began to pass her, Favor Hamilton recalled, she intentionally tumbled to the track, ashamed that she could not medal in honor of her late sibling."

So it's weird for somebody hoping to win a Gold Medal for their recently deceased brother only to collapse in emotional desperation when you realize this wish isn't going to come true.

Word, I wasn't aware it was weird for human beings to experience emotion and possibly be unable to handle said emotion and collapse under it's pressure/force.

Some people are soooooo weird!! Ick!!



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1. done with intention or on purpose; intended


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noun, Slang.
1.Vulgar. penis.
2. You
 
2012-12-20 04:33:42 PM
A buddy I know had an open marriage. Actually closed for him but open for the wife who gradually escalated her farking around from one night flings to dating to stuff like this chick. The last year of their marriage she took like 10 trips while leaving him home with the kids. Sad watching him as a "kept" man. He finally blew it up when she went to Cancun for almost 2 weeks.
 
2012-12-20 04:34:49 PM

mjohnson71: A buddy I know had an open marriage. Actually closed for him but open for the wife who gradually escalated her farking around from one night flings to dating to stuff like this chick. The last year of their marriage she took like 10 trips while leaving him home with the kids. Sad watching him as a "kept" man. He finally blew it up when she went to Cancun for almost 2 weeks.


Yes, she was bipolar.
 
2012-12-20 04:41:17 PM

Super Chronic: She said that only her husband Mark, 44, was aware of her escort work, but that, "He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all."

I guess she's trying to absolve him of any guilt here, but she really just made him look like the world's biggest doormat. "Honey, will you please stop farking other men for money? No? Okay."


That's because you only know what she got out of the arrangement. Quite the opposite, she's informing us he's not being cheated on.

Maybe he got equal opportunity to have sex outside the marriage, maybe her cooking was too delicious to leave her, point is his decision was informed.
 
2012-12-20 04:41:24 PM

hasty ambush: Australian Michelle Jenneke
[livedoor.blogimg.jp image 500x375]

Her "warming up"

Pancakes


Cute, sexy, looks like fun. She's got it all.
 
2012-12-20 04:41:33 PM

broomballwilson: weeeeeird. Her husband tried to get her to stop banging dudes for money, but she wouldn't? And they're relatively rich? This is just a weird, weird tale.


Maybe he likes the salad dressing? Seriously...only possible scenario...the man likes to clean her up afterwards.
 
2012-12-20 04:41:59 PM

mjohnson71: mjohnson71: A buddy I know had an open marriage. Actually closed for him but open for the wife who gradually escalated her farking around from one night flings to dating to stuff like this chick. The last year of their marriage she took like 10 trips while leaving him home with the kids. Sad watching him as a "kept" man. He finally blew it up when she went to Cancun for almost 2 weeks.

Yes, she was bipolar.


Just sounds like a typical whore to me....

/All women are bipolar BTW......
 
2012-12-20 04:43:10 PM
Pretty tight for 44...just sayin'. And you know ankles behind the ears is a go.
 
2012-12-20 04:44:39 PM
I think she's a bit on the high-priced side.  She's 44 and she's asking for $600 plus $300 for additional sex acts (I'm guessing anal).
 
You can likely get a younger woman that's hotter and just as freaky for less.  Like most things, you're paying for the fame.
 
2012-12-20 04:48:50 PM
I'm not seeing the problem here.
 
2012-12-20 04:55:37 PM

evilmousse: Super Chronic: She said that only her husband Mark, 44, was aware of her escort work, but that, "He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all."

I guess she's trying to absolve him of any guilt here, but she really just made him look like the world's biggest doormat. "Honey, will you please stop farking other men for money? No? Okay."

That's because you only know what she got out of the arrangement. Quite the opposite, she's informing us he's not being cheated on.

Maybe he got equal opportunity to have sex outside the marriage, maybe her cooking was too delicious to leave her, point is his decision was informed.


Informed, but not supportive. She didn't say "he knew, and I made it worth his while so he shut up"; she said he knew and didn't like it, but did nothing about it. He was informed, just like all the Tammy-Wynette-inspired wives who stick with their no-good husbands are informed. It doesn't reflect well on any of them, though.
 
2012-12-20 04:59:50 PM
Wow. I sat behind Suzy for two classes in undergrad, never having the guts to talk to her; so beautiful. Just wow.

Suzy, if you are reading this and ever secretly lusted after a geeky sophomore in Prof. McDonald's History of Imperial Russia, let me know and I will rescue you from your life of Vegas glam
 
2012-12-20 05:00:38 PM
This story should have an audience of two - the woman and her husband. Any and Every one else should but the fark out. Why are we upset or even concerned with what grown strangers do with their bodies?
 
2012-12-20 05:01:53 PM

The WindowLicker: you are a bad person, and you should feel bad.


I'm a bad person, but I shouldn't feel bad.

Girls are forced to work in impoverished places. So are boys, and old people, and cripples. When you're poor (in the sort of poverty that Americans have a hard time imagining) everybody has to do what they can to put rice on the table. In the case of males, the best they can usually do is wade out in a shiat-stinking paddy 12 hours a day doing the cultivation. In the case of females, they have other options to help out. They'd rather not be doing it, of course, nor do I deny it. But, their brothers out in the muck aren't one whit happier about their occupation.

Since you've lived in SE Asia you know that there are people whose lot is far worse than whores'. I feel sorry for the cripples hauling themselves down the sidewalk by the hands in tropical heat begging for nickels and for the old people who would be collecting Social Security in the U.S. but are pushing a vending cart or driving a riksha all day and sleeping on the sidewalk at night. Whores don't have anything like the worst of it, even among their peers. I took one to the beach by bus and we happened to go by a textile sweatshop along the way. We watched those exhausted, sweat-soaked women get herded into cattle cars (literally) after their 12-hr shift and I asked her if she'd like to do that. She looked at me like I'd suggested suicide. Pretending to like a dude twice your age, and being tickled on the butt and chased around hotel rooms no one in your family could afford, and dining in unthinkably expensive restaurants with the old guy are no doubt a drag, but there are worse things.
 
2012-12-20 05:02:50 PM

meanmutton: It kind of restores my faith in humanity that women like her are out there.


You'd be shocked at how many women have worked as escorts. I'd wager most people know one or two women who've done it (probably only for a couple of months)... probably the last ones you'd expect.

A while back a friend of mine confided in me that she had worked as an escort for 9 months and made $200k in the process. Only reason she quit was that her family found out.
 
2012-12-20 05:05:13 PM

Milo Minderbinder: Wow. I sat behind Suzy for two classes in undergrad, never having the guts to talk to her; so beautiful. Just wow.

Suzy, if you are reading this and ever secretly lusted after a geeky sophomore in Prof. McDonald's History of Imperial Russia, let me know and I will rescue you from your life of Vegas glam


Nice.

Say, do you have $600?
 
2012-12-20 05:05:40 PM
desertfool: hasty ambush: Australian Michelle Jenneke
[livedoor.blogimg.jp image 500x375]

Her "warming up"

Pancakes

Cute, sexy, looks like fun. She's got it all.

Yes. Yes she does. (SFW gif)
 
2012-12-20 05:10:28 PM
Problem?
 
2012-12-20 05:12:09 PM

Banned on the Run: desertfool: hasty ambush: Australian Michelle Jenneke
[livedoor.blogimg.jp image 500x375]

Her "warming up"

Pancakes

Cute, sexy, looks like fun. She's got it all.
Yes. Yes she does. (SFW gif)


That GIF never gets old....19 year old Aussie funbot......
 
2012-12-20 05:13:59 PM

clyph: 9 months and made $200k


How many guys pay for sex? Jesus farking christ.
 
2012-12-20 05:16:15 PM

ShannonKW: Girls are forced to work in impoverished places. So are boys, and old people, and cripples. When you're poor (in the sort of poverty that Americans have a hard time imagining) everybody has to do what they can to put rice on the table. In the case of males, the best they can usually do is wade out in a shiat-stinking paddy 12 hours a day doing the cultivation. In the case of females, they have other options to help out. They'd rather not be doing it, of course, nor do I deny it. But, their brothers out in the muck aren't one whit happier about their occupation.


What a saint you are. I bet you think paying drunk bums a few hundred bucks to fight each other on the street is legitimate employment aswell?
You should feel bad.

I find the idea of paying for sex creepy. I think people who are ok with it are creepy. I think they lack empathy and social skills. I think there is something wrong with people who are ok with that. Like the kid who pulls the legs off of frogs out on the playground. Something is missing from your set of social/emotional tools.
 
2012-12-20 05:20:45 PM
She lacks imagination. Kelly Lundy? Really?

/Thought I would see a "Married With Children" or "Young Black Teenagers" reference to "Kelly Bundy"
//left disappointed.
 
2012-12-20 05:32:11 PM

reaperducer: How to tell the age of a Farker:

Does he think prostitution is a victimless crime?

Yes: Under age 18 and has no idea what he's talking about how the sex trade and human trafficking really work.

No: Over age age of 18. Possibly has children. Capable of logical thought and the ability to understand things beyond his own wang.



You don't ban farming to stop people from using slave labor to farm. You ban slavery.

Forced labor is the issue, not "prostitution". What age range do you have to be to figure THAT out?


imageshack.us
 
2012-12-20 05:37:26 PM

thecpt: How many guys pay for sex? Jesus farking christ.


A lot, apparently.
 
2012-12-20 05:42:48 PM

thecpt: clyph: 9 months and made $200k

How many guys pay for sex? Jesus farking christ.


All of us , one way or another.
 
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