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2012-12-20 03:00:48 PM

PickledBoodah: hasty ambush: Australian Michelle Jenneke
[livedoor.blogimg.jp image 500x375]

Her "warming up"

Pancakes

Boy oh boy, that's a good looking athlete.

Yeah, but, Australian. Fark has informed me that all things Aussie want to kill me.
/might be worth it
 
2012-12-20 03:02:17 PM

foxyshadis: Most "well-compensated lawyers" are gone 20+ hours a week at work, 20+ hours a week at

 the bar, and 40+ hours a week with multiple mistresses on the side. 
 
FTFY

 
2012-12-20 03:02:25 PM

reaperducer: How to tell the age of a Farker:

Does he think prostitution is a victimless crime?

Yes: Under age 18 and has no idea what he's talking about how the sex trade and human trafficking really work.

No: Over age age of 18. Possibly has children. Capable of logical thought and the ability to understand things beyond his own wang.

Obviously, because some women are forced into prostitution, then all prostitutes must have been forced into it.
 
2012-12-20 03:02:37 PM

reaperducer


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Funniest

2012-12-20 02:53:35 PM

How to tell the age of a Farker:

Does he think prostitution is a victimless crime?

Yes: Under age 18 and has no idea what he's talking about how the sex trade and human trafficking really work.

No: Over age age of 18. Possibly has children. Capable of logical thought and the ability to understand things beyond his own wang.


Either do you.
You're just as ignorant, only now you're old , bitter, and pathetic.
 
2012-12-20 03:02:58 PM
Hagenhatesyouall

imageshack.us

I don't even have adblock and i still get this.
Turning off javascript made it go away...
 
2012-12-20 03:02:59 PM

Weaver95: nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.


She cheated on her husband by becomeing a hooker while she had a 7 year old kid. She told her johns who she was. No she sounds like a paragon of emotional stability.

As for why the husband didn't divorce her right off the bat think about it. They have a kid -- he probly still cares about his wife abit. But he would want full custody of the kid. Why? Moms a hooker. You want your kid raised by johns?

So he has a choice.
1: Drag his family through the mud
2: Surrender his kid to his prostitute mother 50% of the time
3: Stand there and take care of his kid while looking like a massive cuckold biatch.

I'm not saying he picked the right one but i can see (although i cant fathom the logic behind) he is reasoning.

Also i find it weird that she had some sort of emotional connection to the johns. What a head case. Don't put your dick in crazy.

\I can understand why she lied to her colleges, and her friends, and her family...
\\BUT THE SPONSORS???????
 
2012-12-20 03:05:12 PM

mikefinch: Weaver95: nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.

She cheated on her husband by becomeing a hooker while she had a 7 year old kid. She told her johns who she was. No she sounds like a paragon of emotional stability.

As for why the husband didn't divorce her right off the bat think about it. They have a kid -- he probly still cares about his wife abit. But he would want full custody of the kid. Why? Moms a hooker. You want your kid raised by johns?

So he has a choice.
1: Drag his family through the mud
2: Surrender his kid to his prostitute mother 50% of the time
3: Stand there and take care of his kid while looking like a massive cuckold biatch.

I'm not saying he picked the right one but i can see (although i cant fathom the logic behind) he is reasoning.

Also i find it weird that she had some sort of emotional connection to the johns. What a head case. Don't put your dick in crazy.

\I can understand why she lied to her colleges, and her friends, and her family...
\\BUT THE SPONSORS???????


citation needed
 
2012-12-20 03:05:28 PM

doubled99: Her husband was all for it.
She's saying that because it makes him look better. PR damage control.


stuartnoel.files.wordpress.com

Also had a wife who was a gymnast...

I'm thinking the husband is saying that he didn't approve of it to keep himself out of jail as an accessory to prostitution
 
2012-12-20 03:09:04 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-20 03:09:29 PM
Can't believe nobody has commented on this, clearly the weirdest part of her story:

"Additionally, she told reporter Gary D'Amato how her brother Dan committed suicide in 1999, a year before she ran for the gold medal in the 1500-meter final at Sydney's Olympic Stadium. She led that race with 200 meters to go, but when other competitors began to pass her, Favor Hamilton recalled, she intentionally tumbled to the track, ashamed that she could not medal in honor of her late sibling."
 
2012-12-20 03:10:45 PM

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 760x541]


Neither is her dad:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-20 03:11:31 PM

Duke Slater: Can't believe nobody has commented on this, clearly the weirdest part of her story:

"Additionally, she told reporter Gary D'Amato how her brother Dan committed suicide in 1999, a year before she ran for the gold medal in the 1500-meter final at Sydney's Olympic Stadium. She led that race with 200 meters to go, but when other competitors began to pass her, Favor Hamilton recalled, she intentionally tumbled to the track, ashamed that she could not medal in honor of her late sibling."


Weird because they used "medal" as a verb?
 
2012-12-20 03:12:13 PM

reaperducer: How to tell the age of a Farker:

Does he think prostitution is a victimless crime?

Yes: Under age 18 and has no idea what he's talking about how the sex trade and human trafficking really work.

No: Over age age of 18. Possibly has children. Capable of logical thought and the ability to understand things beyond his own wang.



So you must favor prohibition being reinstated? Otherwise you have no idea how selling/producing alcohol and drunk driving deaths really work.
 
2012-12-20 03:14:33 PM

Nadie_AZ: Can we legalize prostitution already?


It would probably be more effective if you were to talk to other Arizonans and/or your Legislature to institute legalization of prostitution in your state.

Missouri Legislature ain't going for it. :-P
 
2012-12-20 03:15:39 PM

mytdawg: vudukungfu: Boy, Don, I'm no lezzie, but...

 
/obscure?
 
Pert chest thrust out...
 
Boy I'd like to fark her!
 
Nothing on Fark...
 
....Boogerglob, Yugoslavia...
 
2012-12-20 03:17:34 PM

SkylineRecords: bikerbob59: She was born Stevens Point, WI. So, suck all you farkers who think all WI people are fatties!

Where would I get that ide...oh yeah, from watching all those games at Lambeau Field where people don't even fit in the seats, and are fat-tsunami'ing over into the seat adjacent.


Well, there's that I guess.....
 
2012-12-20 03:19:20 PM

mikefinch: Weaver95: nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.

She cheated on her husband by becomeing a hooker while she had a 7 year old kid. She told her johns who she was. No she sounds like a paragon of emotional stability.

As for why the husband didn't divorce her right off the bat think about it. They have a kid -- he probly still cares about his wife abit. But he would want full custody of the kid. Why? Moms a hooker. You want your kid raised by johns?

So he has a choice.
1: Drag his family through the mud
2: Surrender his kid to his prostitute mother 50% of the time
3: Stand there and take care of his kid while looking like a massive cuckold biatch.

I'm not saying he picked the right one but i can see (although i cant fathom the logic behind) he is reasoning.

Also i find it weird that she had some sort of emotional connection to the johns. What a head case. Don't put your dick in crazy.

\I can understand why she lied to her colleges, and her friends, and her family...
\\BUT THE SPONSORS???????


Amazing how you know all this to be fact.

How long have you known the couple?
 
2012-12-20 03:19:34 PM
I want to boney Maroney.
 
2012-12-20 03:20:54 PM

Masta Kronix: How long have you known the couple?


Masta Kronix: Some people just can't get over the fact that they aren't having such an excited sex life as overs.


Quid Pro Quo, Clarice.
 
2012-12-20 03:21:13 PM
Thank you, Badgers.
 
2012-12-20 03:21:34 PM
Looked like she was teaching a zoomba class
 
2012-12-20 03:22:47 PM

Duke Slater: Can't believe nobody has commented on this, clearly the weirdest part of her story:

"Additionally, she told reporter Gary D'Amato how her brother Dan committed suicide in 1999, a year before she ran for the gold medal in the 1500-meter final at Sydney's Olympic Stadium. She led that race with 200 meters to go, but when other competitors began to pass her, Favor Hamilton recalled, she intentionally tumbled to the track, ashamed that she could not medal in honor of her late sibling."


So it's weird for somebody hoping to win a Gold Medal for their recently deceased brother only to collapse in emotional desperation when you realize this wish isn't going to come true.

Word, I wasn't aware it was weird for human beings to experience emotion and possibly be unable to handle said emotion and collapse under it's pressure/force.

Some people are soooooo weird!! Ick!!
 
2012-12-20 03:24:55 PM

Badgers: Hagenhatesyouall

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I don't even have adblock and i still get this.
Turning off javascript made it go away...


If you want to keep java on and not the nagging notice
AdBP + Element Hiding Helper addon.

Right click, Inspect Element. Hide with ABP button on bottom right.

/If it was on the bottom, I wouldn't mind it so much
 
2012-12-20 03:26:01 PM

SkunkWerks: Masta Kronix: How long have you known the couple?

Masta Kronix: Some people just can't get over the fact that they aren't having such an excited sex life as overs.

Quid Pro Quo, Clarice.


Say brah I didn't give you permission to use my real name in online discussion!

I trusted you wouldn't expose me to the public after our session were over :[
 
2012-12-20 03:26:06 PM

Weaver95: apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex.  doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.  she liked sex, liked having sex with different guys and...well, that was pretty much it.  if she was a guy, nobody would even blink.  'oh, hey - a major Olympic sports dude likes banging hookers.  meh, no big deal.'.


That Olympic Village hallways-ankle-deep-in-used-condoms lifestyle is hard to walk away from. So I've heard.
 
2012-12-20 03:27:21 PM

Duke Slater: Can't believe nobody has commented on this, clearly the weirdest part of her story:

"Additionally, she told reporter Gary D'Amato how her brother Dan committed suicide in 1999, a year before she ran for the gold medal in the 1500-meter final at Sydney's Olympic Stadium. She led that race with 200 meters to go, but when other competitors began to pass her, Favor Hamilton recalled, she intentionally tumbled to the track, ashamed that she could not medal in honor of her late sibling."


We've already established that she willingly goes down.
 
2012-12-20 03:27:28 PM
Will that be Diners Club or American Express?

Clearly someone has set goals.
 
2012-12-20 03:27:39 PM
Isn't this nice? Just in time for Christmas, a story about a ho ho ho.
 
2012-12-20 03:27:41 PM

Masta Kronix: Say brah I didn't give you permission to use my real name in online discussion!

I trusted you wouldn't expose me to the public after our session were over :[



Well-played...
 
2012-12-20 03:28:23 PM

SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: the_end_is_rear: I met her several times at some big track meets over the years.
Could be a head case at times, but still had this bubbly fun part about her.
Little did I know how fun.
Damn.....this is kind of a shocker to all of us who ran in college and competed.
wow

This.

I'm blown away. I ran in college and have met Suzy numerous times. And now the business I work at also works with her. I've always heard she was a bit "loose" in college and liked to get around but this is crazy. I don't know what the hell I'm going to do next time I talk to her. I'd throw down $600 for that... Just once.

/she kissed me on the cheek once. For free.


I hope you know where she was for the 20 minutes before that...
 
2012-12-20 03:29:17 PM

tlchwi02: ShannonKW: $600 could keep you fed, housed, liquored up, and well entrenched for a solid week in Phnom Penh. All that without the attitude of a privileged white girl or having to worry about cops and reporters. Of course she won't speak much English, but that's a good thing.

Rich people be wastin' some money...

yeah but it would cost me 4,500 bucks and take 51 hours to fly there but i can get to WI on 450 bucks and it only takes 4 hours.


Horseshiat. A 2-minute check shows $2,000 fares from Chicago to Bangkok, 19hrs, and I wasn't even looking for a cheap one. Where do you live, Antarctica?

Cambodia is remote from the U.S., so if you're shopping on price and convenience it wouldn't be a first pick starting from there. Still, that are plenty of countries much closer to you filled with better looking women who will charge you less, hang with you all day if you want without minding the clock, and show you around town. You'll also come away knowing that your money went to feed an impoverished family rather that contribute to some ditzy twat's real estate business. Going to Vegas to get laid is for the lazy rich.
 
2012-12-20 03:31:36 PM

bikerbob59: She was born Stevens Point, WI. So, suck all you farkers who think all WI people are fatties!


Do realize how much she had to run to stay in shape!?!

Duke Slater: Can't believe nobody has commented on this, clearly the weirdest part of her story:

"Additionally, she told reporter Gary D'Amato how her brother Dan committed suicide in 1999, a year before she ran for the gold medal in the 1500-meter final at Sydney's Olympic Stadium. She led that race with 200 meters to go, but when other competitors began to pass her, Favor Hamilton recalled, she intentionally tumbled to the track, ashamed that she could not medal in honor of her late sibling."


SERIOUSLY. This story is the basis for her career as a motivational speaker! It was a failure so epic, we ned a new farking word to describe it. But people just keep giving her money! WTF Wisconsin?
 
2012-12-20 03:32:24 PM

EnglishMan: reaperducer: How to tell the age of a Farker:

Does he think prostitution is a victimless crime?

Yes: Under age 18 and has no idea what he's talking about how the sex trade and human trafficking really work.

No: Over age age of 18. Possibly has children. Capable of logical thought and the ability to understand things beyond his own wang.
Obviously, because some women are forced into prostitution, then all prostitutes must have been forced into it.


Yup, that is fark rolls. Brushes, huge brushes.
 
2012-12-20 03:34:10 PM

Weaver95: nor does she seem to have major emotional problems. 


She sounds like she has some issues.
Sounds like she needs some help.
You can start with how she took a dive during the Olympics because she would be too ashamed to lose...that says emotional issues right there. (her brother had recently committed suicide, so who can blame her for having some difficulty)
 
2012-12-20 03:34:18 PM

ChrisDe: Duke Slater: Can't believe nobody has commented on this, clearly the weirdest part of her story:

"Additionally, she told reporter Gary D'Amato how her brother Dan committed suicide in 1999, a year before she ran for the gold medal in the 1500-meter final at Sydney's Olympic Stadium. She led that race with 200 meters to go, but when other competitors began to pass her, Favor Hamilton recalled, she intentionally tumbled to the track, ashamed that she could not medal in honor of her late sibling."

We've already established that she willingly goes down.


For a "nominal" fee of course.
 
2012-12-20 03:34:58 PM

Masta Kronix: Amazing how you know all this to be fact.

How long have you known the couple?


The fark? I didnt suggest it as fact.

These things are stated in the article:

She has a kid
she was hooking
her husband was not supportive
she told her johns about her personal life.

I don't think its a stretch to suggest he just didn't want to be the one to out his wife as a prostitute. God forbid we make conjectures and presumptions about people and their lives on the internet. God for farking bid.

studs up: Don't put your dick in crazy.


studs up: citation needed


weknowmemes.com
\Now THATS a fact.
 
2012-12-20 03:34:58 PM

Weaver95: apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex.  doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.  she liked sex, liked having sex with different guys and...well, that was pretty much it.  if she was a guy, nobody would even blink.  'oh, hey - a major Olympic sports dude likes banging hookers.  meh, no big deal.'.


Done in five.
 
2012-12-20 03:35:38 PM

ActionFigure: Weaver95: nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.
She sounds like she has some issues.
Sounds like she needs some help.
You can start with how she took a dive during the Olympics because she would be too ashamed to lose...that says emotional issues right there. (her brother had recently committed suicide, so who can blame her for having some difficulty)


I'm curious where you got your medical license?
 
2012-12-20 03:37:31 PM

Nadie_AZ: Yeah? And? My care o meter isn't registering, here.

Can we legalize prostitution already?


And give women more power? You crazy.
 
2012-12-20 03:37:50 PM

ShannonKW: Cambodia is remote from the U.S., so if you're shopping on price and convenience it wouldn't be a first pick starting from there. Still, that are plenty of countries much closer to you filled with better looking women who will charge you less, hang with you all day if you want without minding the clock, and show you around town. You'll also come away knowing that your money went to feed an impoverished family rather that contribute to some ditzy twat's real estate business. Going to Vegas to get laid is for the lazy rich.


I don't think I've ever seen a thread where the range of shame goes from feeling shame for considering spending $600 to have an hour's worth of sex with a former Olympian to feeling shame for not spending $3,000 to spend a week in Bangkok having sex with impoverished women.

I know, I know, "Welcome to Fark," but as a Farker for about six years, I don't think I've ever seen this kind of spread.
/Not complaining
//Also just commenting on it; not really surprised and certainly not offended
 
2012-12-20 03:41:41 PM
Considering this hasn't come out in any reputable news outlet, something tells me there's going to be a report in a couple of days that says this was total bullshiat
 
2012-12-20 03:43:31 PM
CSB time.

she blew me
 
2012-12-20 03:46:02 PM
She's used up.
 
2012-12-20 03:46:33 PM

Masta Kronix: I'm curious where you got your medical license?


So what makes you think she doesn't have issues? What engenders you to believe she is an emotionally stable person?

Certainly her actions don't present what most would think of as an emotionally stable individual. Nobody here is qualified to diagnose her clinically but i don't need a doctor to point out whose obese -- know what i mean?
 
2012-12-20 03:46:56 PM
People are so quick to call the husband a pussy. Perhaps they had an open relationship? Maybe he was more worried about some Craigslist killer type event and not worried she was having sex with other people? As a rich attorney I'm sure he had no trouble pulling some tail for himself.
 
2012-12-20 03:50:57 PM
And lets be honest -- its not 600 buck an hour. its 900.

300 bucks extra for an unnamed sex act. I think we all know what that means... it means 900 bucks an hour.
 
2012-12-20 03:51:22 PM
There's parts of this story that scream complete nonsense. Favor Hamilton owns a fairly successful real-estate brokerage in Wisconsin. It's already somewhat unusual for a sex trade worker to reveal their real identity, it makes even less sense for somebody who's moonlighting and running another successful business that could be negatively impacted if her sex trade work got out. Especially, if she's working in Chicago.
 
2012-12-20 03:51:45 PM

studs up: PickledBoodah: hasty ambush: Australian Michelle Jenneke
[livedoor.blogimg.jp image 500x375]

Her "warming up"

Pancakes

Boy oh boy, that's a good looking athlete.
Yeah, but, Australian. Fark has informed me that all things Aussie want to kill me.
/might be worth it


Well, they were part of the third Reich
 
2012-12-20 03:51:51 PM

SkunkWerks: cherryl taggart: Wonder if the Zoloft had anything to do with it? If so, quick, make that stuff OTC.

Depends, what's she taking it for?

Bipolar women are sometimes known for this kind of behavior (read: promiscuity), even if it isn't normally a part of their character.


Isn't being bi-polar part of their character?
 
2012-12-20 03:55:11 PM

Dogfacedgod: CSB time.

she blew me


So she's a necrophiliac too? Gross. Or was it mistaken identity like in Clerks?
 
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