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(The Smoking Gun)   Smokin' hot former Olympian Suzy Favor Hamilton has spent the past year winning gold medals as a high-priced call girl (Not safe for work)   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 313
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2012-12-20 02:30:18 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: DATY, and DFK? I'd spend some roses on it!


So you're saying that you like to put your mouth where another guy's cock was an hour ago.

NTTIAWWT
 
2012-12-20 02:30:18 PM  
She's gorgeous. What a shame. Too bad she doesn't try again with a different company and identity. God forbid she does what she wants with her body & life without having to cower in shame.

Why stay married in this scenario? Was she telling clients who/what she really was because she was happy with her home life? Kids change everything for sure...

Remember, sex in all forms but the most puritanical is embarrassing and wrong.
 
2012-12-20 02:30:38 PM  

karmaceutical: So no, not an accident I guess.


It's honestly really hard for me to feel bad for almost anyone involved in this article. She said it was "exciting" work. I'm guessing the possibility of getting outed was part of the thrill. So much so she apparently was playing chicken with it.

And her expectations, sense of self-entitlement and naked narcissism seem pretty repugnant to me (though admittedly this may just be the norm for those predisposed to be in the limelight, I admit).

FTA: She said that only her husband Mark, 44, was aware of her escort work, but that, "He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all."

As someone else said upthread: she was expecting him to be supportive? Wow. Just wow.

FTA: Referring to a client she suspected of contacting a reporter, Favor Hamilton said, "He totally broke all the rules by outing me." But she stressed that returning fire was not her style. "I don't want to be like him. Because he is scum. And I will not become scum to make myself feel good,"

But you slept with him to feel good? Doesn't seem like she was doing it for the money, as even the article hints.

FTA: Favor Hamilton said that she had been planning to quit the escort business even before learning that TSG was examining her connection to the illegal Haley Heston operation.

So:
Husband asking you not to do it = not moving
About to have your reputation tarnished in the media = moving.

FTA: Over the din of the nearby casino floor, Favor Hamilton admitted that she was "Kelly" and spoke of her concerns that she would be attacked as a "homewrecker."

Psst, you appear to be doing a bang-up job of wrecking your own home. So why not?

FTA: Appearing resigned that her baffling double life would no longer be a secret, she said, "I want to handle this like an adult."

This might have been a helpful resolution to make at the outset.

I'd feel bad for hubby, but, well, divorce proceedings should have been in the works the moment he said "stop" and she said "no". Either he's too cuckolded to act or it doesn't bother him all that much. Either way he's complicit.

She isn't that much of a looker, honestly, and her "inner child" looks as though it's been beaten with an ugly stick, to be honest. I really could think of better ways to spend my time (and money).

On my wife, for instance.
 
2012-12-20 02:31:00 PM  

Bhruic: Weaver95: apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex.  doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.  she liked sex, liked having sex with different guys and...well, that was pretty much it.  if she was a guy, nobody would even blink.  'oh, hey - a major Olympic sports dude likes banging hookers.  meh, no big deal.'.

Well, no, if the guy was married, at least some of us would have a problem with it too. And if she wasn't married, I wouldn't have a problem with her actions - regardless of the legal status, if two people want to exchange money for sex, it's none of my business.



All her husband did was express that he wasn't fond of it?! She must be tremendously good in be if he is willing to put up with that at all. If that were my wife, we'd be in divorce court immediately.


This reminds me (sort of), of an episode of 2 And a Half Men (when it was still funny). Charlie picks up this chick in Vegas. It turns out she's married. Her husband stops by to pick her up. He doesn't seem the slightest bit up set. When asked why, he said simply, "I get to have sex with her all the time. Look at me! I don't deserve a woman like that! So if she wants to run away and have some fun from time to time, and that keeps her happy, so be it."
 
2012-12-20 02:31:05 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: OMG, what the hell is wrong with her nipples?


They aren't covered with my semen.
 
2012-12-20 02:34:00 PM  
meanmutton
It kind of restores my faith in humanity that women like her are out there.

And destroys it that her asshole clients outed her.


Are you sure, it may have been her blowjob client or straight vaginal intercourse clients as well.
 
2012-12-20 02:34:04 PM  
Just glad it wasn't Suzy Chapstick.
That would have ruined a few childhood memories.
 
2012-12-20 02:34:06 PM  
Her husband was all for it.
She's saying that because it makes him look better. PR damage control.
 
2012-12-20 02:34:21 PM  
Wait is she stopping? IF not I'm going to find a cash machine. I'd drop 6 bills to fark someone hot who is quasi famous.

/was that extra 300 for anal?
 
2012-12-20 02:34:43 PM  
This is one of the most effed up midlife crises I've ever seen.

I'll be in my bunk.
 
2012-12-20 02:35:01 PM  
Fantastic, now she'll be publicly shamed into therapy to help her realize how she was forced into this immoral activity by some past trauma. That will solve everything.
 
2012-12-20 02:36:56 PM  
Antidepressants exacerbate the manic phase of bipolar disorder. People with bipolar disorder are also frequently hypersexual (Farkers' preferred state for attractive women, I know) and engage in risk taking behavior.

Not a shrink and all that, but it is interesting to consider.
 
2012-12-20 02:36:56 PM  

misanthropologist: Fantastic, now she'll be publicly shamed into therapy to help her realize how she was forced into this immoral activity by some past trauma. That will solve everything.


All part of the "excitement" I imagine.
 
2012-12-20 02:37:04 PM  
I bet if you legalized prostitiution there would be less mass shootings.

No one getting a semi-regular bj from a 7 1/2 is going to give that up.
 
2012-12-20 02:37:26 PM  
I'm shocked and astounded. Here in Wisconsin it's sort of like Cinderella or Snow White coming out as a whore.

/I wish I knew about this a while back--$600 is in my budget.
 
2012-12-20 02:37:56 PM  

durbnpoisn: Bhruic: Weaver95: apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex.  doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.  she liked sex, liked having sex with different guys and...well, that was pretty much it.  if she was a guy, nobody would even blink.  'oh, hey - a major Olympic sports dude likes banging hookers.  meh, no big deal.'.

Well, no, if the guy was married, at least some of us would have a problem with it too. And if she wasn't married, I wouldn't have a problem with her actions - regardless of the legal status, if two people want to exchange money for sex, it's none of my business.


All her husband did was express that he wasn't fond of it?! She must be tremendously good in be if he is willing to put up with that at all. If that were my wife, we'd be in divorce court immediately.


This reminds me (sort of), of an episode of 2 And a Half Men (when it was still funny). Charlie picks up this chick in Vegas. It turns out she's married. Her husband stops by to pick her up. He doesn't seem the slightest bit up set. When asked why, he said simply, "I get to have sex with her all the time. Look at me! I don't deserve a woman like that! So if she wants to run away and have some fun from time to time, and that keeps her happy, so be it."


It could also be that he just doesn't have much of a sex drive.
 
The stereotype is of the men being the higher drive partner in a relationship, but in about 1 in 4 marriages, the man is the one with the lesser drive. He could like her just fine and wish she wouldn't do this, but he accepts it in exchange for her sticking around 'cuz he just isn't that interested in sex.
 
2012-12-20 02:39:32 PM  
I guess she was trading Favors, huh?

//sorry
///exhibit #57 why you don't give your daughter a stripper/pornstar name
 
2012-12-20 02:39:43 PM  
I wonder if a romp with Suzy Hamilton would be more like a sprint or a 10k endurance?

/I hope it would be a 10K sprint.
//And I'm spent
///Just a ribbon for me for participation. No medals.
 
2012-12-20 02:40:00 PM  
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2012-12-20 02:37:26 PM

I'm shocked and astounded. Here in Wisconsin it's sort of like Cinderella or Snow White coming out as a whore.



She shacked up with 7 dudes.
 
2012-12-20 02:40:44 PM  

Weaver95: apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex.  doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.  she liked sex, liked having sex with different guys and...well, that was pretty much it.  if she was a guy, nobody would even blink.  'oh, hey - a major Olympic sports dude likes banging hookers.  meh, no big deal.'.


Like it did with Tiger Woods?
 
2012-12-20 02:40:50 PM  
She was born Stevens Point, WI. So, suck all you farkers who think all WI people are fatties!
 
2012-12-20 02:41:05 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Morals aside - her explanation of desiring something exciting via illicit is somewhat understandable, especially given her Olympic athletic career where the adrenaline highs of competing and winning were normal for her. I think a good therapist will help her find more productive ways of channeling that energy and desire to enjoy that energy elsewhere.


Tell me again why she needs therapy?
 
2012-12-20 02:41:51 PM  

Sofa King Smart: Mr. Coffee Nerves: My stamina is mocked enough already, thank you.

hmmmm $600/hr... divided by roughly 30 farkers (2 minutes apiece)... hey $20 each! Vegas Fark Party!!!


I'm in!! I've got 20 bucks and 2 minutes to spare.

/not sure what I'll do for the other 90 seconds
 
2012-12-20 02:41:58 PM  
hasty ambush:
Pancakes
 
I would totally cover that in syrup.

 
2012-12-20 02:42:49 PM  

spentshells: Weaver95: apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex.  doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.  she liked sex, liked having sex with different guys and...well, that was pretty much it.  if she was a guy, nobody would even blink.  'oh, hey - a major Olympic sports dude likes banging hookers.  meh, no big deal.'.

Like it did with Tiger Woods?


The same people who got up in arms over Tiger Woods will probably be the same people who get up in arms over Susan Hamilton.

Some people just can't get over the fact that they aren't having such an excited sex life as overs.
 
2012-12-20 02:43:07 PM  
O-o-o-o-l-d Joke:

Husband comes home to find wife packing her bags. "Where are you going dear?"

"I'm going to Vegas to be a hooker. I can get paid $500 for doing what I do for you for free."

Husband starts packing his bag. Wife asks, "Why are you packing?"

"To watch you live on $250 a year."
 
2012-12-20 02:43:29 PM  
$600 an hour, eh? That's damn near $10 a minute. So for $20 I could disappoint her twice and still have enough left over for a pack of smokes.

Wreck my home, baby.
 
2012-12-20 02:43:30 PM  

Salmon: my buddy went to the olympics as a runner, he said it was an all-out fark fest. Best looking people in the best shape ever all in one village...

If there was a sport that fat 40 year olds kicked ass at, I would try to sneak in one year.


Curling.
 
2012-12-20 02:44:27 PM  
Could she be "the Most Interesting Woman in the World"?
Stay thirsty my friends
 
rpl
2012-12-20 02:44:49 PM  
I'd trade Hamiltons with her.
 
2012-12-20 02:46:36 PM  

Masta Kronix: Some people just can't get over the fact that they aren't having such an excited sex life as overs.


rlv.zcache.com
 
2012-12-20 02:47:41 PM  

rpl: I'd trade Hamiltons with her.


Didn't he go to the Angels?
 
2012-12-20 02:47:48 PM  
$600 could keep you fed, housed, liquored up, and well entrenched for a solid week in Phnom Penh. All that without the attitude of a privileged white girl or having to worry about cops and reporters. Of course she won't speak much English, but that's a good thing.

Rich people be wastin' some money...
 
2012-12-20 02:48:03 PM  

GregoryD: I bet if you legalized prostitiution there would be less mass shootings.

No one getting a semi-regular bj from a 7 1/2 is going to give that up.


Some of us may have to settle for 3 * 2.5's.
 
2012-12-20 02:48:13 PM  
What kind of chump pays more than $300/hr for an escort? That's pretty much the accepted point of diminishing returns.
 
2012-12-20 02:49:00 PM  

hasty ambush: Australian Michelle Jenneke
[livedoor.blogimg.jp image 500x375]

Her "warming up"

Pancakes


She is awesome. I could sit and watch her little warm-up dance for hours.
 
2012-12-20 02:50:20 PM  

Flash_NYC: Call me when Shawn Johnson is available!!!!


Nastia Liukin please

www.9sn.net

/she doesn't even have to change her name
 
2012-12-20 02:50:50 PM  

karmaceutical: I don't get it. She is married to a supposedly well compensated lawyer, lives in $600,000 domecile... but is still compelled to sell her body for just money?

Also, she seems a little bony to command that kind of money.


Most "well-compensated lawyers" are gone 80+ hours a week at work, another few at the bar, and have multiple mistresses on the side. I don't blame her entirely, if she only saw her husband a couple of times a week and never saw him sober. That said, they obviously should have divorced first.
 
2012-12-20 02:53:35 PM  
How to tell the age of a Farker:

Does he think prostitution is a victimless crime?

Yes: Under age 18 and has no idea what he's talking about how the sex trade and human trafficking really work.

No: Over age age of 18. Possibly has children. Capable of logical thought and the ability to understand things beyond his own wang.
 
2012-12-20 02:53:37 PM  

Banned on the Run: Flash_NYC: Call me when Shawn Johnson is available!!!!

Nastia Liukin please

[www.9sn.net image 400x600]

/she doesn't even have to change her name


Why did Suzy Favor change hers? It was a perfect porn/hooker name from the start.
 
2012-12-20 02:55:22 PM  
Well you know she has stamina.  The only question is can you match it.
 
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2012-12-20 02:55:48 PM  
The only thing i don't understand is why she didn't work legally in Nevada instead of hooking up with a shady offshore agency to work in Las Vegas.

Other than that, what's to wonder about? She probably had a hooker fantasy her whole life, like lots of women do. Most do nothing about it, some become strippers, and a few become hookers.
 
2012-12-20 02:56:14 PM  
What do you get with the Gold Medal package?
 
2012-12-20 02:56:16 PM  
FTFA
she inexplicably shared her true identity with several male clients, believing that her secret was somehow safe with strangers who paid for her company by leaving envelopes stuffed with cash on bathroom vanities in swanky hotels

Which one of you farkers wrote this article?
 
2012-12-20 02:56:26 PM  

reaperducer: How to tell the age of a Farker:

Does he think prostitution is a victimless crime?


Does he think the victim/victimless aspect of prostitution is primarily what makes it illegal?
 
2012-12-20 02:57:54 PM  
anongallery.org
 
2012-12-20 02:58:33 PM  

bikerbob59: She was born Stevens Point, WI. So, suck all you farkers who think all WI people are fatties!


Where would I get that ide...oh yeah, from watching all those games at Lambeau Field where people don't even fit in the seats, and are fat-tsunami'ing over into the seat adjacent.
 
2012-12-20 02:58:34 PM  

ArkAngel: How is she not a public figure? She's an Olympic athlete.


She was an Olympic athlete 20 years ago.
 
2012-12-20 02:58:56 PM  

hasty ambush: Australian Michelle Jenneke
[livedoor.blogimg.jp image 500x375]

Her "warming up"

Pancakes


Boy oh boy, that's a good looking athlete.
 
2012-12-20 03:00:36 PM  

ShannonKW: $600 could keep you fed, housed, liquored up, and well entrenched for a solid week in Phnom Penh. All that without the attitude of a privileged white girl or having to worry about cops and reporters. Of course she won't speak much English, but that's a good thing.

Rich people be wastin' some money...


yeah but it would cost me 4,500 bucks and take 51 hours to fly there but i can get to WI on 450 bucks and it only takes 4 hours.
 
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