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(The Smoking Gun)   Smokin' hot former Olympian Suzy Favor Hamilton has spent the past year winning gold medals as a high-priced call girl (Not safe for work)   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 313
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2012-12-20 02:01:26 PM
She's rich, pretty and likes to fark.

I have no problem with this.
 
2012-12-20 02:02:36 PM

Salmon: my buddy went to the olympics as a runner, he said it was an all-out fark fest. Best looking people in the best shape ever all in one village...

If there was a sport that fat 40 year olds kicked ass at, I would try to sneak in one year.


Shooting, rifle, shotgun, pistol, and archery.
 
2012-12-20 02:03:48 PM

jaytkay: Why out her? Whoever pursued that story is an asshole.

She's not a public figure in Wisconsin. She's not some hypocritical Republican lecturing others on morality. am guessing that the way they openly advertise that she's technically not breaking the law. It's all consensual behavior. With adults. What are the consequences for the johns who are equally at fault?

She's just a dumbass for revealing her identity.


She is VERY MUCH a public figure, in Wisconsin and worldwide, on account of her (1) real estate business in Madison and (2) her speaking career, which she bases in part on her stories of overcoming adversity. She will be back out there in 6 months making motivational speeches out of this.
 
2012-12-20 02:04:01 PM

Bhruic: Weaver95: apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex.  doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.  she liked sex, liked having sex with different guys and...well, that was pretty much it.  if she was a guy, nobody would even blink.  'oh, hey - a major Olympic sports dude likes banging hookers.  meh, no big deal.'.

Well, no, if the guy was married, at least some of us would have a problem with it too.

 
Who appointed you the Marriage Police?
 
2012-12-20 02:04:13 PM
"Prostitution" is not a g'damn crime, it's a valuable SERVICE, and is FAR more honorable, and useful, than many other so called "professions".

Like the "war on drugs", the "war on farking" needs to END.


/waves to the working girls

imageshack.us
 
2012-12-20 02:04:24 PM
So, it turns out that a personality that has the ability to develop the single minded focus to be a world class athlete may be imbalanced in other ways. Who knew?
 
2012-12-20 02:05:24 PM
OMG, what the hell is wrong with her nipples? 
 
Stuck in the pattern buffer, obviously.
 
2012-12-20 02:06:11 PM

MycroftHolmes: So, it turns out that a personality that has the ability to develop the single minded focus to be a world class athlete may be imbalanced in other ways. Who knew?


Clearly not a single-minded focus.
 
2012-12-20 02:07:28 PM
I"m not saying it's right or wrong that this is a big deal, but she does not have an absolute expectation of privacy when she trades on her identity.
 
2012-12-20 02:08:45 PM
I am SHOCKED and OUTRAGED that I have never heard of her before.
 
2012-12-20 02:09:11 PM
I went to college with Suzy and graduated one year ahead of her. Met her a few times and had a few classes with her. She was stunningly beautiful, and I'll admit to paying at least as much attention to her as I did the the professor in our classes together. Ran into her again in Eugene, OR several years later while in grad school and she was still absolutely gorgeous. Small world. To think that for $1500 I could have realized a life-long fantasy . . .
 
2012-12-20 02:09:18 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: My stamina is mocked enough already, thank you.


hmmmm $600/hr... divided by roughly 30 farkers (2 minutes apiece)... hey $20 each! Vegas Fark Party!!!
 
2012-12-20 02:09:20 PM

Barry McCackiner: I'd pass it up. No ass, that is a deal breaker in Barry McCackiner land.


I dunno, it looks mighty fine in pic #4 in the source document.
 
2012-12-20 02:09:28 PM

SkunkWerks: karmaceutical: Also, she seems a little bony to command that kind of money.

Are you suggesting this "accidental outing" of her as an olympic-champion-turned-prostitute isn't so accidental?


I think it mentions in the article that she actually told some johns who she really was. So no, not an accident I guess. Just really questionable behavior.
 
2012-12-20 02:09:36 PM
An Olympic athlete grown used to the thrill of mastering difficult physical and emotional challenges asks herself to settle down, sell suburban real estate, and shill for the Wisconsin potato marketing cartel? Not likely - this woman is an adrenalin-addicted competitor and will look for ways to recapture that experience. It's her body - she sounds like she's continuing to do what she wants with it.

Dawn Wells could teach her a few things about potatoes IMHO.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-20 02:10:11 PM
I met her several times at some big track meets over the years.
Could be a head case at times, but still had this bubbly fun part about her.
Little did I know how fun.
Damn.....this is kind of a shocker to all of us who ran in college and competed.
wow
 
2012-12-20 02:11:19 PM

Weaver95: apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex.  doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.  she liked sex, liked having sex with different guys and...well, that was pretty much it.  if she was a guy, nobody would even blink.  'oh, hey - a major Olympic sports dude likes banging hookers.  meh, no big deal.'.


If it were just a sex thing, she wouldn't have needed to work as an escort.
 
2012-12-20 02:11:29 PM
She made a mistake. A huge mistake. She got caught.
 
2012-12-20 02:11:54 PM

caddisfly: I went to college with Suzy and graduated one year ahead of her. Met her a few times and had a few classes with her. She was stunningly beautiful, and I'll admit to paying at least as much attention to her as I did the the professor in our classes together. Ran into her again in Eugene, OR several years later while in grad school and she was still absolutely gorgeous. Small world. To think that for $1500 I could have realized a life-long fantasy . . .


Oh yea....I would have had her wear the Team USA uniform.
 
2012-12-20 02:13:38 PM

Salmon: my buddy went to the olympics as a runner, he said it was an all-out fark fest. Best looking people in the best shape ever all in one village...

If there was a sport that fat 40 year olds kicked ass at, I would try to sneak in one year.


i.ytimg.com
 
2012-12-20 02:13:45 PM

pmmal


She is VERY MUCH a public figure, in Wisconsin and worldwide, on account of her (1) real estate business in Madison and (2) her speaking career, which she bases in part on her stories of overcoming adversity. She will be back out there in 6 months making motivational speeches out of this.


"So this funny-looking fella had me bent over the credenza and I chipped a tooth, doncha know, but I hung in there!"
 
2012-12-20 02:13:48 PM
My mind is blown. Grew up in her hometown and had a huge crush on this lady. Guess I know where my tax return money is going this year.
 
2012-12-20 02:15:04 PM

Prank Monkey: If I found out my wife was a hooker I would have an ex-wife asap. WTF?


Well, don't worry.  You won't find out from me!
 
2012-12-20 02:15:11 PM
I'd medal in all five of her rings.

/don't even know what that means
 
2012-12-20 02:15:20 PM
So in one part she is crying that it was a Huge mistake.
Then in another part she exicited that she has never been happier in her life.

So which is it?
 
2012-12-20 02:16:10 PM

DownDaRiver: So in one part she is crying that it was a Huge mistake.
Then in another part she exicited that she has never been happier in her life.

So which is it?


You - Big mistake

Me - Well, you know . . .
 
2012-12-20 02:17:51 PM
Hagenhatesyouall:
[imageshack.us image 800x25]

Yeah, their pleas bring me happiness. When I get a spare few minutes I'll Greasemonkey that thing away.
 
2012-12-20 02:17:51 PM

ChrisDe: I'd medal in all five of her rings.

/don't even know what that means


I don't either, but I just attracted a lot of co-worker attention after reading that.
 
2012-12-20 02:18:42 PM

Flash_NYC: Call me when Shawn Johnson is available!!!!


THIS
 
2012-12-20 02:19:19 PM

DownDaRiver: So in one part she is crying that it was a Huge mistake.
Then in another part she exicited that she has never been happier in her life.

So which is it?


hahahaha....That is typical Suzy

And whoever said she has no ass? Fark you
 
2012-12-20 02:19:21 PM

walkerhound: Salmon: my buddy went to the olympics as a runner, he said it was an all-out fark fest. Best looking people in the best shape ever all in one village...

If there was a sport that fat 40 year olds kicked ass at, I would try to sneak in one year.

[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]


Any sport that encourages you to sit down and drink beer can't be that bad.
 
2012-12-20 02:19:53 PM

the_end_is_rear: I met her several times at some big track meets over the years.
Could be a head case at times, but still had this bubbly fun part about her.
Little did I know how fun.
Damn.....this is kind of a shocker to all of us who ran in college and competed.
wow


This.

I'm blown away. I ran in college and have met Suzy numerous times. And now the business I work at also works with her. I've always heard she was a bit "loose" in college and liked to get around but this is crazy. I don't know what the hell I'm going to do next time I talk to her. I'd throw down $600 for that... Just once.

/she kissed me on the cheek once. For free.
 
2012-12-20 02:21:08 PM
A big tip of the hat to all the entrepeneurial bootstrapping Ladies of Love out there.
Talk about a "green" business plan!
 
2012-12-20 02:22:15 PM
Australian Michelle Jenneke
livedoor.blogimg.jp

Her "warming up"

Pancakes
 
2012-12-20 02:22:46 PM
Damn. I'd totally tap that ass.
 
2012-12-20 02:23:16 PM
HagenHatesYouAll....

just add filter: fark.com###abPleaBar
 
2012-12-20 02:23:34 PM
I'd put my penis in her vagina.

/amidoinitright?
 
2012-12-20 02:25:04 PM

SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: the_end_is_rear: I met her several times at some big track meets over the years.
Could be a head case at times, but still had this bubbly fun part about her.
Little did I know how fun.
Damn.....this is kind of a shocker to all of us who ran in college and competed.
wow

This.

I'm blown away. I ran in college and have met Suzy numerous times. And now the business I work at also works with her. I've always heard she was a bit "loose" in college and liked to get around but this is crazy. I don't know what the hell I'm going to do next time I talk to her. I'd throw down $600 for that... Just once.

/she kissed me on the cheek once. For free.


I think the $600 would be worth it.
I would even go to the usatf site and get her the outfit to put on.
My mind is so in the gutter right now.
Thankfully it is time for my lunch time run.
Geezus
 
2012-12-20 02:25:14 PM

pkellmey: Why are people always upset with entrepreneurs and small business owners?


Handjob Creator!
 
2012-12-20 02:25:19 PM
Morals aside - her explanation of desiring something exciting via illicit is somewhat understandable, especially given her Olympic athletic career where the adrenaline highs of competing and winning were normal for her. I think a good therapist will help her find more productive ways of channeling that energy and desire to enjoy that energy elsewhere.
 
2012-12-20 02:25:46 PM

abhorrent1: I'd put my penis in her vagina.

/amidoinitright?


I think you'd have to run your "debit card" through the "reader slot" first.
 
2012-12-20 02:25:50 PM

jaytkay: Why out her? Whoever pursued that story is an asshole.

She's not a public figure in Wisconsin. She's not some hypocritical Republican lecturing others on morality. am guessing that the way they openly advertise that she's technically not breaking the law. It's all consensual behavior. With adults. What are the consequences for the johns who are equally at fault?

She's just a dumbass for revealing her identity.


How is she not a public figure? She's an Olympic athlete. She's spent her whole life doing everything she could to make herself a public figure.
 
2012-12-20 02:26:16 PM
Ahhh America... where what goes in or out of vaginas is always a case for public uproar.

Men will be upset because hey why the fark did I not get a chance?

Women will be upset because they were either too stupid, or too ugly to fully utilize that $600/hour goldmine between their legs and will lash out.
 
2012-12-20 02:26:37 PM
yes please.

twice.
 
2012-12-20 02:27:12 PM
FTA- "On November 30 and December 1 she appeared on a "panel of experts" (alongside legendary marathoners Frank Shorter and Rod Dixon) at the sprawling Sands convention center."

Frank Shorter? Rod Dixon?

Are these guys marathoners, or porn stars?!?

/"Frank Shorter" doesn't sound too impressive....
 
2012-12-20 02:27:25 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: RCG, DATY, and DFK? I'd spend some roses on it!


Hey! I just wanted to say I still have your delightful drawing of Stevie Nicks you did a couple of weeks ago; I downloaded it and it's on my desktop. It may have seemed innocuous and jokey, but I found it very special and I love it!
 
2012-12-20 02:28:29 PM
I submitted the deadspin version of this, thank you subby for finding a better version with 28 sweet, sweet, delicious pics!
 
2012-12-20 02:29:06 PM
vudukungfu Boy, Don, I'm no lezzie, but...

/obscure?


I have this National Lampoon on cassette tape, and was even thinking about it this morning... and wondering what Nadia was up to now also.
 
2012-12-20 02:29:10 PM

Buck Henderson: Salmon: my buddy went to the olympics as a runner, he said it was an all-out fark fest. Best looking people in the best shape ever all in one village...

If there was a sport that fat 40 year olds kicked ass at, I would try to sneak in one year.

Archery.


huntdrop.com
Nope.
 
2012-12-20 02:30:07 PM
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Rev. Skarekroe
She's no Mary Lou Retton.

You have a Mary Lou story also. Man, that chick get around.
 
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