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(The Smoking Gun)   Smokin' hot former Olympian Suzy Favor Hamilton has spent the past year winning gold medals as a high-priced call girl (Not safe for work)   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 313
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2012-12-20 12:45:05 PM  
She's no Mary Lou Retton.
 
2012-12-20 12:48:45 PM  
What's the world coming to when a prostitute can't trust - oh forget it.
 
Oh, and this: She said that only her husband Mark, 44, was aware of her escort work, but that, "He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all." 
 
2012-12-20 01:01:34 PM  

ITGreen: What's the world coming to when a prostitute can't trust - oh forget it.
 

What happens in Olympians stays in Olympians

Oh, and this: She said that only her husband Mark, 44, was aware of her escort work, but that, "He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all."

Poor baby didn't get support from her husband to be a hooker
 
2012-12-20 01:01:39 PM  
My stamina is mocked enough already, thank you.
 
2012-12-20 01:11:24 PM  
apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex.  doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.  she liked sex, liked having sex with different guys and...well, that was pretty much it.  if she was a guy, nobody would even blink.  'oh, hey - a major Olympic sports dude likes banging hookers.  meh, no big deal.'.
 
2012-12-20 01:27:56 PM  

Weaver95: apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex.  doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.  she liked sex, liked having sex with different guys and...well, that was pretty much it.  if she was a guy, nobody would even blink.  'oh, hey - a major Olympic sports dude likes banging hookers.  meh, no big deal.'.


This.
 
It's not my business who she bangs.
 
Oh... Wait! I remember now. Women don't like sex. It's all icky. It's a chore they do out of duty.
 
If men can make money using their bodies why can't women?
 
2012-12-20 01:40:16 PM  
So is she still in business? I didn't make it past the pictures.
 
2012-12-20 01:42:00 PM  
www.hrwiki.org
 
2012-12-20 01:43:25 PM  
Now that takes some real athleticism.
Olympic Sport?
 
Should be, is the most common human behavior.
 
Have you seen Brazilian Dancing With the Stars?
 
2012-12-20 01:44:02 PM  
It kind of restores my faith in humanity that women like her are out there.

And destroys it that her asshole clients outed her.
 
2012-12-20 01:44:08 PM  

Weaver95: apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex.  doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.  she liked sex, liked having sex with different guys and...well, that was pretty much it.  if she was a guy, nobody would even blink.  'oh, hey - a major Olympic sports dude likes banging hookers.  meh, no big deal.'.


Well, no, if the guy was married, at least some of us would have a problem with it too. And if she wasn't married, I wouldn't have a problem with her actions - regardless of the legal status, if two people want to exchange money for sex, it's none of my business.
 
2012-12-20 01:44:12 PM  
I'd pass it up. No ass, that is a deal breaker in Barry McCackiner land.
 
2012-12-20 01:44:43 PM  
Why are people always upset with entrepreneurs and small business owners?
 
2012-12-20 01:45:05 PM  
Call me when Shawn Johnson is available!!!!
 
2012-12-20 01:45:08 PM  
meh...... If I had a choice of Olympians, I'd go for one of the gymnasts
 
2012-12-20 01:45:14 PM  
Boy, Don, I'm no lezzie, but...

/obscure?
 
2012-12-20 01:48:03 PM  

Bhruic: Weaver95: apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex.  doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.  she liked sex, liked having sex with different guys and...well, that was pretty much it.  if she was a guy, nobody would even blink.  'oh, hey - a major Olympic sports dude likes banging hookers.  meh, no big deal.'.

Well, no, if the guy was married, at least some of us would have a problem with it too. And if she wasn't married, I wouldn't have a problem with her actions - regardless of the legal status, if two people want to exchange money for sex, it's none of my business.


It's a lousy thing to do to your husband (he's obviously not fond of the idea), sure. But it's their marriage, not mine.

Also relevant: there's no reason he has to stay married to her- I wouldn't, particularly since she seems crestfallen if not somewhat shocked that this career change didn't meet with spousal approval.

Life's a biatch, and sometimes, so's your spouse.
 
2012-12-20 01:48:18 PM  
Reminder: For more clicks on your headline, only use the code words "smokin' hot" when the target is not.
 
2012-12-20 01:48:36 PM  
It was the near perfect dismount that gave it away.

/damn russian judges
 
2012-12-20 01:49:33 PM  

Nothing To See Here: It was the near perfect dismount that gave it away.

/damn russian judges


CHECK THE EAST GERMAN'S PANTS!

CHECK THE EAST GERMAN'S PANTS!
 
2012-12-20 01:49:37 PM  
Wonder if the Zoloft had anything to do with it? If so, quick, make that stuff OTC.
 
2012-12-20 01:49:41 PM  
she's definitely not an amateur
 
2012-12-20 01:49:57 PM  

Weaver95: apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex.  doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.  she liked sex, liked having sex with different guys and...well, that was pretty much it.  if she was a guy, nobody would even blink.  'oh, hey - a major Olympic sports dude likes banging hookers.  meh, no big deal.'.


Actually if she was a he, then he'd be a gigolo...

If a guy buys a woman dinner, movie tickets, and a nightcap, he's "wooing" her with trinkets. If he lays money on the table before or after for "services rendered", it's different.

/I know, I know but I just have to live in this country and deal with its customs, not endorse them
 
2012-12-20 01:50:17 PM  
I don't get it. She is married to a supposedly well compensated lawyer, lives in $600,000 domecile... but is still compelled to sell her body for just money?

Also, she seems a little bony to command that kind of money.
 
2012-12-20 01:51:08 PM  
my buddy went to the olympics as a runner, he said it was an all-out fark fest. Best looking people in the best shape ever all in one village...

If there was a sport that fat 40 year olds kicked ass at, I would try to sneak in one year.
 
2012-12-20 01:51:22 PM  
It was the Zoloft. That stuff makes some people do crazy things.
 
2012-12-20 01:51:26 PM  

cherryl taggart: Wonder if the Zoloft had anything to do with it? If so, quick, make that stuff OTC.


Depends, what's she taking it for?

Bipolar women are sometimes known for this kind of behavior (read: promiscuity), even if it isn't normally a part of their character.
 
2012-12-20 01:52:01 PM  
If I found out my wife was a hooker I would have an ex-wife asap. WTF?
 
2012-12-20 01:52:02 PM  
She said that only her husband Mark, 44, was aware of her escort work, but that, "He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all."

I guess she's trying to absolve him of any guilt here, but she really just made him look like the world's biggest doormat. "Honey, will you please stop farking other men for money? No? Okay."
 
2012-12-20 01:52:10 PM  
RCG, DATY, and DFK? I'd spend some roses on it!
 
2012-12-20 01:52:14 PM  

Salmon: my buddy went to the olympics as a runner, he said it was an all-out fark fest. Best looking people in the best shape ever all in one village...

If there was a sport that fat 40 year olds kicked ass at, I would try to sneak in one year.


Archery.
 
2012-12-20 01:52:31 PM  
She lacks a variety of hooker shoes.  What an amateur!
 
2012-12-20 01:52:37 PM  

karmaceutical: Also, she seems a little bony to command that kind of money.


Are you suggesting this "accidental outing" of her as an olympic-champion-turned-prostitute isn't so accidental?
 
2012-12-20 01:53:56 PM  
...a $600-an-hour call girl, an astounding secret life that she now regretfully calls a "huge mistake."

I'll say. Upgrade to some D's and she would have gotten at least double that much.
 
2012-12-20 01:53:58 PM  

vudukungfu: Boy, Don, I'm no lezzie, but...

/obscure?


Pert chest thrust out...

Boy I'd like to fark her!

Nothing on Fark...
 
2012-12-20 01:54:11 PM  

ArkAngel: ITGreen: What's the world coming to when a prostitute can't trust - oh forget it.

What happens in Olympians stays in Olympians

Oh, and this: She said that only her husband Mark, 44, was aware of her escort work, but that, "He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all."

Poor baby didn't get support from her husband to be a hooker


What she was saying in that sentence was that the decision to do this was hers and hers alone, no one was enabling her. She is not trying to play a victim here.
 
2012-12-20 01:54:31 PM  
For an extra hundred, can I get 5 judges to hold up scorecards after I e-jack?
 
2012-12-20 01:54:32 PM  

Salmon: my buddy went to the olympics as a runner, he said it was an all-out fark fest. Best looking people in the best shape ever all in one village...

If there was a sport that fat 40 year olds kicked ass at, I would try to sneak in one year.


I do believe they were gold medalists...

img18.imageshack.us

Now get arching (or whatever archers do...)!
 
2012-12-20 01:55:10 PM  
Prank Monkey: If I found out my wife was a hooker I would have an ex-wife asap. WTF?

I'd have your ex-wife asap, too.
 
2012-12-20 01:56:19 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
 
OMG, what the hell is wrong with her nipples?
 
2012-12-20 01:56:23 PM  
Yeah? And? My care o meter isn't registering, here.

Can we legalize prostitution already?
 
2012-12-20 01:56:36 PM  
Why out her? Whoever pursued that story is an asshole.

She's not a public figure in Wisconsin. She's not some hypocritical Republican lecturing others on morality. am guessing that the way they openly advertise that she's technically not breaking the law. It's all consensual behavior. With adults. What are the consequences for the johns who are equally at fault?

She's just a dumbass for revealing her identity.
 
2012-12-20 01:56:55 PM  
It's really no one's business except hers, her husband's and the clients. Except for her husband no one got hurt in the deal. Like some European countries, the U.S. should just legalize prostitution and collect the tax money. Can you imagine how much the Gov't could collect from someone charging 600 an hour for her services? It's not like keeping prostitution illegal has stopped it, unless you're a Zumba dancer in Kennebunkport.
 
2012-12-20 01:57:29 PM  

TheOther: Prank Monkey: If I found out my wife was a hooker I would have an ex-wife asap. WTF?

I'd have your ex-wife asap, too.


Only if you had an extra $14 laying around.
 
2012-12-20 01:57:39 PM  

vudukungfu: Boy, Don, I'm no lezzie, but...

/obscure?


Not obscure, love this skit. "Don, did you notice how Nadia's nipples stood out? Absolute perfection!" "Boy, I'd like to fark her." "Well Don, I'm no lezzie, but ..." So funny! Here, listen/watch the whole thing: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018167490
 
2012-12-20 01:57:46 PM  
There are other ways to describe attractive women, or shapely 40 year olds. CTL-F for "Smoking hot" would probably turn up an absurd number of results on Fark's main page, but at this point the phrase is nauseating. Stop it. If it's all the same submitter, I hate you.
 
2012-12-20 01:58:18 PM  
Well, I know one event I'd finish faster than her.
 
2012-12-20 01:58:22 PM  

Flash_NYC: Call me when Shawn Johnson is available!!!!


you want to pop her taco?
 
2012-12-20 01:59:55 PM  

jaytkay: Why out her?


karmaceutical: Also, she seems a little bony to command that kind of money.


Why did Pamel- em, well pretty much any celebrity sex tape get outed?
 
2012-12-20 02:00:55 PM  
All that success is just a smokescreen.
Everyone knows the only women in the sex business are disadvantaged, exploited girls with low self esteem.

Right?
 
2012-12-20 02:01:26 PM  
She's rich, pretty and likes to fark.

I have no problem with this.
 
2012-12-20 02:02:36 PM  

Salmon: my buddy went to the olympics as a runner, he said it was an all-out fark fest. Best looking people in the best shape ever all in one village...

If there was a sport that fat 40 year olds kicked ass at, I would try to sneak in one year.


Shooting, rifle, shotgun, pistol, and archery.
 
2012-12-20 02:03:48 PM  

jaytkay: Why out her? Whoever pursued that story is an asshole.

She's not a public figure in Wisconsin. She's not some hypocritical Republican lecturing others on morality. am guessing that the way they openly advertise that she's technically not breaking the law. It's all consensual behavior. With adults. What are the consequences for the johns who are equally at fault?

She's just a dumbass for revealing her identity.


She is VERY MUCH a public figure, in Wisconsin and worldwide, on account of her (1) real estate business in Madison and (2) her speaking career, which she bases in part on her stories of overcoming adversity. She will be back out there in 6 months making motivational speeches out of this.
 
2012-12-20 02:04:01 PM  

Bhruic: Weaver95: apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex.  doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.  she liked sex, liked having sex with different guys and...well, that was pretty much it.  if she was a guy, nobody would even blink.  'oh, hey - a major Olympic sports dude likes banging hookers.  meh, no big deal.'.

Well, no, if the guy was married, at least some of us would have a problem with it too.

 
Who appointed you the Marriage Police?
 
2012-12-20 02:04:13 PM  
"Prostitution" is not a g'damn crime, it's a valuable SERVICE, and is FAR more honorable, and useful, than many other so called "professions".

Like the "war on drugs", the "war on farking" needs to END.


/waves to the working girls

imageshack.us
 
2012-12-20 02:04:24 PM  
So, it turns out that a personality that has the ability to develop the single minded focus to be a world class athlete may be imbalanced in other ways. Who knew?
 
2012-12-20 02:05:24 PM  
OMG, what the hell is wrong with her nipples? 
 
Stuck in the pattern buffer, obviously.
 
2012-12-20 02:06:11 PM  

MycroftHolmes: So, it turns out that a personality that has the ability to develop the single minded focus to be a world class athlete may be imbalanced in other ways. Who knew?


Clearly not a single-minded focus.
 
2012-12-20 02:07:28 PM  
I"m not saying it's right or wrong that this is a big deal, but she does not have an absolute expectation of privacy when she trades on her identity.
 
2012-12-20 02:08:45 PM  
I am SHOCKED and OUTRAGED that I have never heard of her before.
 
2012-12-20 02:09:11 PM  
I went to college with Suzy and graduated one year ahead of her. Met her a few times and had a few classes with her. She was stunningly beautiful, and I'll admit to paying at least as much attention to her as I did the the professor in our classes together. Ran into her again in Eugene, OR several years later while in grad school and she was still absolutely gorgeous. Small world. To think that for $1500 I could have realized a life-long fantasy . . .
 
2012-12-20 02:09:18 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: My stamina is mocked enough already, thank you.


hmmmm $600/hr... divided by roughly 30 farkers (2 minutes apiece)... hey $20 each! Vegas Fark Party!!!
 
2012-12-20 02:09:20 PM  

Barry McCackiner: I'd pass it up. No ass, that is a deal breaker in Barry McCackiner land.


I dunno, it looks mighty fine in pic #4 in the source document.
 
2012-12-20 02:09:28 PM  

SkunkWerks: karmaceutical: Also, she seems a little bony to command that kind of money.

Are you suggesting this "accidental outing" of her as an olympic-champion-turned-prostitute isn't so accidental?


I think it mentions in the article that she actually told some johns who she really was. So no, not an accident I guess. Just really questionable behavior.
 
2012-12-20 02:09:36 PM  
An Olympic athlete grown used to the thrill of mastering difficult physical and emotional challenges asks herself to settle down, sell suburban real estate, and shill for the Wisconsin potato marketing cartel? Not likely - this woman is an adrenalin-addicted competitor and will look for ways to recapture that experience. It's her body - she sounds like she's continuing to do what she wants with it.

Dawn Wells could teach her a few things about potatoes IMHO.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-20 02:10:11 PM  
I met her several times at some big track meets over the years.
Could be a head case at times, but still had this bubbly fun part about her.
Little did I know how fun.
Damn.....this is kind of a shocker to all of us who ran in college and competed.
wow
 
2012-12-20 02:11:19 PM  

Weaver95: apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex.  doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.  she liked sex, liked having sex with different guys and...well, that was pretty much it.  if she was a guy, nobody would even blink.  'oh, hey - a major Olympic sports dude likes banging hookers.  meh, no big deal.'.


If it were just a sex thing, she wouldn't have needed to work as an escort.
 
2012-12-20 02:11:29 PM  
She made a mistake. A huge mistake. She got caught.
 
2012-12-20 02:11:54 PM  

caddisfly: I went to college with Suzy and graduated one year ahead of her. Met her a few times and had a few classes with her. She was stunningly beautiful, and I'll admit to paying at least as much attention to her as I did the the professor in our classes together. Ran into her again in Eugene, OR several years later while in grad school and she was still absolutely gorgeous. Small world. To think that for $1500 I could have realized a life-long fantasy . . .


Oh yea....I would have had her wear the Team USA uniform.
 
2012-12-20 02:13:38 PM  

Salmon: my buddy went to the olympics as a runner, he said it was an all-out fark fest. Best looking people in the best shape ever all in one village...

If there was a sport that fat 40 year olds kicked ass at, I would try to sneak in one year.


i.ytimg.com
 
2012-12-20 02:13:45 PM  

pmmal


She is VERY MUCH a public figure, in Wisconsin and worldwide, on account of her (1) real estate business in Madison and (2) her speaking career, which she bases in part on her stories of overcoming adversity. She will be back out there in 6 months making motivational speeches out of this.


"So this funny-looking fella had me bent over the credenza and I chipped a tooth, doncha know, but I hung in there!"
 
2012-12-20 02:13:48 PM  
My mind is blown. Grew up in her hometown and had a huge crush on this lady. Guess I know where my tax return money is going this year.
 
2012-12-20 02:15:04 PM  

Prank Monkey: If I found out my wife was a hooker I would have an ex-wife asap. WTF?


Well, don't worry.  You won't find out from me!
 
2012-12-20 02:15:11 PM  
I'd medal in all five of her rings.

/don't even know what that means
 
2012-12-20 02:15:20 PM  
So in one part she is crying that it was a Huge mistake.
Then in another part she exicited that she has never been happier in her life.

So which is it?
 
2012-12-20 02:16:10 PM  

DownDaRiver: So in one part she is crying that it was a Huge mistake.
Then in another part she exicited that she has never been happier in her life.

So which is it?


You - Big mistake

Me - Well, you know . . .
 
2012-12-20 02:17:51 PM  
Hagenhatesyouall:
[imageshack.us image 800x25]

Yeah, their pleas bring me happiness. When I get a spare few minutes I'll Greasemonkey that thing away.
 
2012-12-20 02:17:51 PM  

ChrisDe: I'd medal in all five of her rings.

/don't even know what that means


I don't either, but I just attracted a lot of co-worker attention after reading that.
 
2012-12-20 02:18:42 PM  

Flash_NYC: Call me when Shawn Johnson is available!!!!


THIS
 
2012-12-20 02:19:19 PM  

DownDaRiver: So in one part she is crying that it was a Huge mistake.
Then in another part she exicited that she has never been happier in her life.

So which is it?


hahahaha....That is typical Suzy

And whoever said she has no ass? Fark you
 
2012-12-20 02:19:21 PM  

walkerhound: Salmon: my buddy went to the olympics as a runner, he said it was an all-out fark fest. Best looking people in the best shape ever all in one village...

If there was a sport that fat 40 year olds kicked ass at, I would try to sneak in one year.

[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]


Any sport that encourages you to sit down and drink beer can't be that bad.
 
2012-12-20 02:19:53 PM  

the_end_is_rear: I met her several times at some big track meets over the years.
Could be a head case at times, but still had this bubbly fun part about her.
Little did I know how fun.
Damn.....this is kind of a shocker to all of us who ran in college and competed.
wow


This.

I'm blown away. I ran in college and have met Suzy numerous times. And now the business I work at also works with her. I've always heard she was a bit "loose" in college and liked to get around but this is crazy. I don't know what the hell I'm going to do next time I talk to her. I'd throw down $600 for that... Just once.

/she kissed me on the cheek once. For free.
 
2012-12-20 02:21:08 PM  
A big tip of the hat to all the entrepeneurial bootstrapping Ladies of Love out there.
Talk about a "green" business plan!
 
2012-12-20 02:22:15 PM  
Australian Michelle Jenneke
livedoor.blogimg.jp

Her "warming up"

Pancakes
 
2012-12-20 02:22:46 PM  
Damn. I'd totally tap that ass.
 
2012-12-20 02:23:16 PM  
HagenHatesYouAll....

just add filter: fark.com###abPleaBar
 
2012-12-20 02:23:34 PM  
I'd put my penis in her vagina.

/amidoinitright?
 
2012-12-20 02:25:04 PM  

SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: the_end_is_rear: I met her several times at some big track meets over the years.
Could be a head case at times, but still had this bubbly fun part about her.
Little did I know how fun.
Damn.....this is kind of a shocker to all of us who ran in college and competed.
wow

This.

I'm blown away. I ran in college and have met Suzy numerous times. And now the business I work at also works with her. I've always heard she was a bit "loose" in college and liked to get around but this is crazy. I don't know what the hell I'm going to do next time I talk to her. I'd throw down $600 for that... Just once.

/she kissed me on the cheek once. For free.


I think the $600 would be worth it.
I would even go to the usatf site and get her the outfit to put on.
My mind is so in the gutter right now.
Thankfully it is time for my lunch time run.
Geezus
 
2012-12-20 02:25:14 PM  

pkellmey: Why are people always upset with entrepreneurs and small business owners?


Handjob Creator!
 
2012-12-20 02:25:19 PM  
Morals aside - her explanation of desiring something exciting via illicit is somewhat understandable, especially given her Olympic athletic career where the adrenaline highs of competing and winning were normal for her. I think a good therapist will help her find more productive ways of channeling that energy and desire to enjoy that energy elsewhere.
 
2012-12-20 02:25:46 PM  

abhorrent1: I'd put my penis in her vagina.

/amidoinitright?


I think you'd have to run your "debit card" through the "reader slot" first.
 
2012-12-20 02:25:50 PM  

jaytkay: Why out her? Whoever pursued that story is an asshole.

She's not a public figure in Wisconsin. She's not some hypocritical Republican lecturing others on morality. am guessing that the way they openly advertise that she's technically not breaking the law. It's all consensual behavior. With adults. What are the consequences for the johns who are equally at fault?

She's just a dumbass for revealing her identity.


How is she not a public figure? She's an Olympic athlete. She's spent her whole life doing everything she could to make herself a public figure.
 
2012-12-20 02:26:16 PM  
Ahhh America... where what goes in or out of vaginas is always a case for public uproar.

Men will be upset because hey why the fark did I not get a chance?

Women will be upset because they were either too stupid, or too ugly to fully utilize that $600/hour goldmine between their legs and will lash out.
 
2012-12-20 02:26:37 PM  
yes please.

twice.
 
2012-12-20 02:27:12 PM  
FTA- "On November 30 and December 1 she appeared on a "panel of experts" (alongside legendary marathoners Frank Shorter and Rod Dixon) at the sprawling Sands convention center."

Frank Shorter? Rod Dixon?

Are these guys marathoners, or porn stars?!?

/"Frank Shorter" doesn't sound too impressive....
 
2012-12-20 02:27:25 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: RCG, DATY, and DFK? I'd spend some roses on it!


Hey! I just wanted to say I still have your delightful drawing of Stevie Nicks you did a couple of weeks ago; I downloaded it and it's on my desktop. It may have seemed innocuous and jokey, but I found it very special and I love it!
 
2012-12-20 02:28:29 PM  
I submitted the deadspin version of this, thank you subby for finding a better version with 28 sweet, sweet, delicious pics!
 
2012-12-20 02:29:06 PM  
vudukungfu Boy, Don, I'm no lezzie, but...

/obscure?


I have this National Lampoon on cassette tape, and was even thinking about it this morning... and wondering what Nadia was up to now also.
 
2012-12-20 02:29:10 PM  

Buck Henderson: Salmon: my buddy went to the olympics as a runner, he said it was an all-out fark fest. Best looking people in the best shape ever all in one village...

If there was a sport that fat 40 year olds kicked ass at, I would try to sneak in one year.

Archery.


huntdrop.com
Nope.
 
2012-12-20 02:30:07 PM  
---------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------
Rev. Skarekroe
She's no Mary Lou Retton.

You have a Mary Lou story also. Man, that chick get around.
 
2012-12-20 02:30:18 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: DATY, and DFK? I'd spend some roses on it!


So you're saying that you like to put your mouth where another guy's cock was an hour ago.

NTTIAWWT
 
2012-12-20 02:30:18 PM  
She's gorgeous. What a shame. Too bad she doesn't try again with a different company and identity. God forbid she does what she wants with her body & life without having to cower in shame.

Why stay married in this scenario? Was she telling clients who/what she really was because she was happy with her home life? Kids change everything for sure...

Remember, sex in all forms but the most puritanical is embarrassing and wrong.
 
2012-12-20 02:30:38 PM  

karmaceutical: So no, not an accident I guess.


It's honestly really hard for me to feel bad for almost anyone involved in this article. She said it was "exciting" work. I'm guessing the possibility of getting outed was part of the thrill. So much so she apparently was playing chicken with it.

And her expectations, sense of self-entitlement and naked narcissism seem pretty repugnant to me (though admittedly this may just be the norm for those predisposed to be in the limelight, I admit).

FTA: She said that only her husband Mark, 44, was aware of her escort work, but that, "He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all."

As someone else said upthread: she was expecting him to be supportive? Wow. Just wow.

FTA: Referring to a client she suspected of contacting a reporter, Favor Hamilton said, "He totally broke all the rules by outing me." But she stressed that returning fire was not her style. "I don't want to be like him. Because he is scum. And I will not become scum to make myself feel good,"

But you slept with him to feel good? Doesn't seem like she was doing it for the money, as even the article hints.

FTA: Favor Hamilton said that she had been planning to quit the escort business even before learning that TSG was examining her connection to the illegal Haley Heston operation.

So:
Husband asking you not to do it = not moving
About to have your reputation tarnished in the media = moving.

FTA: Over the din of the nearby casino floor, Favor Hamilton admitted that she was "Kelly" and spoke of her concerns that she would be attacked as a "homewrecker."

Psst, you appear to be doing a bang-up job of wrecking your own home. So why not?

FTA: Appearing resigned that her baffling double life would no longer be a secret, she said, "I want to handle this like an adult."

This might have been a helpful resolution to make at the outset.

I'd feel bad for hubby, but, well, divorce proceedings should have been in the works the moment he said "stop" and she said "no". Either he's too cuckolded to act or it doesn't bother him all that much. Either way he's complicit.

She isn't that much of a looker, honestly, and her "inner child" looks as though it's been beaten with an ugly stick, to be honest. I really could think of better ways to spend my time (and money).

On my wife, for instance.
 
2012-12-20 02:31:00 PM  

Bhruic: Weaver95: apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex.  doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.  she liked sex, liked having sex with different guys and...well, that was pretty much it.  if she was a guy, nobody would even blink.  'oh, hey - a major Olympic sports dude likes banging hookers.  meh, no big deal.'.

Well, no, if the guy was married, at least some of us would have a problem with it too. And if she wasn't married, I wouldn't have a problem with her actions - regardless of the legal status, if two people want to exchange money for sex, it's none of my business.



All her husband did was express that he wasn't fond of it?! She must be tremendously good in be if he is willing to put up with that at all. If that were my wife, we'd be in divorce court immediately.


This reminds me (sort of), of an episode of 2 And a Half Men (when it was still funny). Charlie picks up this chick in Vegas. It turns out she's married. Her husband stops by to pick her up. He doesn't seem the slightest bit up set. When asked why, he said simply, "I get to have sex with her all the time. Look at me! I don't deserve a woman like that! So if she wants to run away and have some fun from time to time, and that keeps her happy, so be it."
 
2012-12-20 02:31:05 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: OMG, what the hell is wrong with her nipples?


They aren't covered with my semen.
 
2012-12-20 02:34:00 PM  
meanmutton
It kind of restores my faith in humanity that women like her are out there.

And destroys it that her asshole clients outed her.


Are you sure, it may have been her blowjob client or straight vaginal intercourse clients as well.
 
2012-12-20 02:34:04 PM  
Just glad it wasn't Suzy Chapstick.
That would have ruined a few childhood memories.
 
2012-12-20 02:34:06 PM  
Her husband was all for it.
She's saying that because it makes him look better. PR damage control.
 
2012-12-20 02:34:21 PM  
Wait is she stopping? IF not I'm going to find a cash machine. I'd drop 6 bills to fark someone hot who is quasi famous.

/was that extra 300 for anal?
 
2012-12-20 02:34:43 PM  
This is one of the most effed up midlife crises I've ever seen.

I'll be in my bunk.
 
2012-12-20 02:35:01 PM  
Fantastic, now she'll be publicly shamed into therapy to help her realize how she was forced into this immoral activity by some past trauma. That will solve everything.
 
2012-12-20 02:36:56 PM  
Antidepressants exacerbate the manic phase of bipolar disorder. People with bipolar disorder are also frequently hypersexual (Farkers' preferred state for attractive women, I know) and engage in risk taking behavior.

Not a shrink and all that, but it is interesting to consider.
 
2012-12-20 02:36:56 PM  

misanthropologist: Fantastic, now she'll be publicly shamed into therapy to help her realize how she was forced into this immoral activity by some past trauma. That will solve everything.


All part of the "excitement" I imagine.
 
2012-12-20 02:37:04 PM  
I bet if you legalized prostitiution there would be less mass shootings.

No one getting a semi-regular bj from a 7 1/2 is going to give that up.
 
2012-12-20 02:37:26 PM  
I'm shocked and astounded. Here in Wisconsin it's sort of like Cinderella or Snow White coming out as a whore.

/I wish I knew about this a while back--$600 is in my budget.
 
2012-12-20 02:37:56 PM  

durbnpoisn: Bhruic: Weaver95: apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex.  doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.  she liked sex, liked having sex with different guys and...well, that was pretty much it.  if she was a guy, nobody would even blink.  'oh, hey - a major Olympic sports dude likes banging hookers.  meh, no big deal.'.

Well, no, if the guy was married, at least some of us would have a problem with it too. And if she wasn't married, I wouldn't have a problem with her actions - regardless of the legal status, if two people want to exchange money for sex, it's none of my business.


All her husband did was express that he wasn't fond of it?! She must be tremendously good in be if he is willing to put up with that at all. If that were my wife, we'd be in divorce court immediately.


This reminds me (sort of), of an episode of 2 And a Half Men (when it was still funny). Charlie picks up this chick in Vegas. It turns out she's married. Her husband stops by to pick her up. He doesn't seem the slightest bit up set. When asked why, he said simply, "I get to have sex with her all the time. Look at me! I don't deserve a woman like that! So if she wants to run away and have some fun from time to time, and that keeps her happy, so be it."


It could also be that he just doesn't have much of a sex drive.
 
The stereotype is of the men being the higher drive partner in a relationship, but in about 1 in 4 marriages, the man is the one with the lesser drive. He could like her just fine and wish she wouldn't do this, but he accepts it in exchange for her sticking around 'cuz he just isn't that interested in sex.
 
2012-12-20 02:39:32 PM  
I guess she was trading Favors, huh?

//sorry
///exhibit #57 why you don't give your daughter a stripper/pornstar name
 
2012-12-20 02:39:43 PM  
I wonder if a romp with Suzy Hamilton would be more like a sprint or a 10k endurance?

/I hope it would be a 10K sprint.
//And I'm spent
///Just a ribbon for me for participation. No medals.
 
2012-12-20 02:40:00 PM  
fickenchucker


Smartest
Funniest

2012-12-20 02:37:26 PM

I'm shocked and astounded. Here in Wisconsin it's sort of like Cinderella or Snow White coming out as a whore.



She shacked up with 7 dudes.
 
2012-12-20 02:40:44 PM  

Weaver95: apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex.  doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.  she liked sex, liked having sex with different guys and...well, that was pretty much it.  if she was a guy, nobody would even blink.  'oh, hey - a major Olympic sports dude likes banging hookers.  meh, no big deal.'.


Like it did with Tiger Woods?
 
2012-12-20 02:40:50 PM  
She was born Stevens Point, WI. So, suck all you farkers who think all WI people are fatties!
 
2012-12-20 02:41:05 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Morals aside - her explanation of desiring something exciting via illicit is somewhat understandable, especially given her Olympic athletic career where the adrenaline highs of competing and winning were normal for her. I think a good therapist will help her find more productive ways of channeling that energy and desire to enjoy that energy elsewhere.


Tell me again why she needs therapy?
 
2012-12-20 02:41:51 PM  

Sofa King Smart: Mr. Coffee Nerves: My stamina is mocked enough already, thank you.

hmmmm $600/hr... divided by roughly 30 farkers (2 minutes apiece)... hey $20 each! Vegas Fark Party!!!


I'm in!! I've got 20 bucks and 2 minutes to spare.

/not sure what I'll do for the other 90 seconds
 
2012-12-20 02:41:58 PM  
hasty ambush:
Pancakes
 
I would totally cover that in syrup.

 
2012-12-20 02:42:49 PM  

spentshells: Weaver95: apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex.  doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.  she liked sex, liked having sex with different guys and...well, that was pretty much it.  if she was a guy, nobody would even blink.  'oh, hey - a major Olympic sports dude likes banging hookers.  meh, no big deal.'.

Like it did with Tiger Woods?


The same people who got up in arms over Tiger Woods will probably be the same people who get up in arms over Susan Hamilton.

Some people just can't get over the fact that they aren't having such an excited sex life as overs.
 
2012-12-20 02:43:07 PM  
O-o-o-o-l-d Joke:

Husband comes home to find wife packing her bags. "Where are you going dear?"

"I'm going to Vegas to be a hooker. I can get paid $500 for doing what I do for you for free."

Husband starts packing his bag. Wife asks, "Why are you packing?"

"To watch you live on $250 a year."
 
2012-12-20 02:43:29 PM  
$600 an hour, eh? That's damn near $10 a minute. So for $20 I could disappoint her twice and still have enough left over for a pack of smokes.

Wreck my home, baby.
 
2012-12-20 02:43:30 PM  

Salmon: my buddy went to the olympics as a runner, he said it was an all-out fark fest. Best looking people in the best shape ever all in one village...

If there was a sport that fat 40 year olds kicked ass at, I would try to sneak in one year.


Curling.
 
2012-12-20 02:44:27 PM  
Could she be "the Most Interesting Woman in the World"?
Stay thirsty my friends
 
rpl
2012-12-20 02:44:49 PM  
I'd trade Hamiltons with her.
 
2012-12-20 02:46:36 PM  

Masta Kronix: Some people just can't get over the fact that they aren't having such an excited sex life as overs.


rlv.zcache.com
 
2012-12-20 02:47:41 PM  

rpl: I'd trade Hamiltons with her.


Didn't he go to the Angels?
 
2012-12-20 02:47:48 PM  
$600 could keep you fed, housed, liquored up, and well entrenched for a solid week in Phnom Penh. All that without the attitude of a privileged white girl or having to worry about cops and reporters. Of course she won't speak much English, but that's a good thing.

Rich people be wastin' some money...
 
2012-12-20 02:48:03 PM  

GregoryD: I bet if you legalized prostitiution there would be less mass shootings.

No one getting a semi-regular bj from a 7 1/2 is going to give that up.


Some of us may have to settle for 3 * 2.5's.
 
2012-12-20 02:48:13 PM  
What kind of chump pays more than $300/hr for an escort? That's pretty much the accepted point of diminishing returns.
 
2012-12-20 02:49:00 PM  

hasty ambush: Australian Michelle Jenneke
[livedoor.blogimg.jp image 500x375]

Her "warming up"

Pancakes


She is awesome. I could sit and watch her little warm-up dance for hours.
 
2012-12-20 02:50:20 PM  

Flash_NYC: Call me when Shawn Johnson is available!!!!


Nastia Liukin please

www.9sn.net

/she doesn't even have to change her name
 
2012-12-20 02:50:50 PM  

karmaceutical: I don't get it. She is married to a supposedly well compensated lawyer, lives in $600,000 domecile... but is still compelled to sell her body for just money?

Also, she seems a little bony to command that kind of money.


Most "well-compensated lawyers" are gone 80+ hours a week at work, another few at the bar, and have multiple mistresses on the side. I don't blame her entirely, if she only saw her husband a couple of times a week and never saw him sober. That said, they obviously should have divorced first.
 
2012-12-20 02:53:35 PM  
How to tell the age of a Farker:

Does he think prostitution is a victimless crime?

Yes: Under age 18 and has no idea what he's talking about how the sex trade and human trafficking really work.

No: Over age age of 18. Possibly has children. Capable of logical thought and the ability to understand things beyond his own wang.
 
2012-12-20 02:53:37 PM  

Banned on the Run: Flash_NYC: Call me when Shawn Johnson is available!!!!

Nastia Liukin please

[www.9sn.net image 400x600]

/she doesn't even have to change her name


Why did Suzy Favor change hers? It was a perfect porn/hooker name from the start.
 
2012-12-20 02:55:22 PM  
Well you know she has stamina.  The only question is can you match it.
 
ragefaces.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-12-20 02:55:48 PM  
The only thing i don't understand is why she didn't work legally in Nevada instead of hooking up with a shady offshore agency to work in Las Vegas.

Other than that, what's to wonder about? She probably had a hooker fantasy her whole life, like lots of women do. Most do nothing about it, some become strippers, and a few become hookers.
 
2012-12-20 02:56:14 PM  
What do you get with the Gold Medal package?
 
2012-12-20 02:56:16 PM  
FTFA
she inexplicably shared her true identity with several male clients, believing that her secret was somehow safe with strangers who paid for her company by leaving envelopes stuffed with cash on bathroom vanities in swanky hotels

Which one of you farkers wrote this article?
 
2012-12-20 02:56:26 PM  

reaperducer: How to tell the age of a Farker:

Does he think prostitution is a victimless crime?


Does he think the victim/victimless aspect of prostitution is primarily what makes it illegal?
 
2012-12-20 02:57:54 PM  
anongallery.org
 
2012-12-20 02:58:33 PM  

bikerbob59: She was born Stevens Point, WI. So, suck all you farkers who think all WI people are fatties!


Where would I get that ide...oh yeah, from watching all those games at Lambeau Field where people don't even fit in the seats, and are fat-tsunami'ing over into the seat adjacent.
 
2012-12-20 02:58:34 PM  

ArkAngel: How is she not a public figure? She's an Olympic athlete.


She was an Olympic athlete 20 years ago.
 
2012-12-20 02:58:56 PM  

hasty ambush: Australian Michelle Jenneke
[livedoor.blogimg.jp image 500x375]

Her "warming up"

Pancakes


Boy oh boy, that's a good looking athlete.
 
2012-12-20 03:00:36 PM  

ShannonKW: $600 could keep you fed, housed, liquored up, and well entrenched for a solid week in Phnom Penh. All that without the attitude of a privileged white girl or having to worry about cops and reporters. Of course she won't speak much English, but that's a good thing.

Rich people be wastin' some money...


yeah but it would cost me 4,500 bucks and take 51 hours to fly there but i can get to WI on 450 bucks and it only takes 4 hours.
 
2012-12-20 03:00:48 PM  

PickledBoodah: hasty ambush: Australian Michelle Jenneke
[livedoor.blogimg.jp image 500x375]

Her "warming up"

Pancakes

Boy oh boy, that's a good looking athlete.

Yeah, but, Australian. Fark has informed me that all things Aussie want to kill me.
/might be worth it
 
2012-12-20 03:02:17 PM  

foxyshadis: Most "well-compensated lawyers" are gone 20+ hours a week at work, 20+ hours a week at

 the bar, and 40+ hours a week with multiple mistresses on the side. 
 
FTFY

 
2012-12-20 03:02:25 PM  

reaperducer: How to tell the age of a Farker:

Does he think prostitution is a victimless crime?

Yes: Under age 18 and has no idea what he's talking about how the sex trade and human trafficking really work.

No: Over age age of 18. Possibly has children. Capable of logical thought and the ability to understand things beyond his own wang.

Obviously, because some women are forced into prostitution, then all prostitutes must have been forced into it.
 
2012-12-20 03:02:37 PM  

reaperducer


Smartest
Funniest

2012-12-20 02:53:35 PM

How to tell the age of a Farker:

Does he think prostitution is a victimless crime?

Yes: Under age 18 and has no idea what he's talking about how the sex trade and human trafficking really work.

No: Over age age of 18. Possibly has children. Capable of logical thought and the ability to understand things beyond his own wang.


Either do you.
You're just as ignorant, only now you're old , bitter, and pathetic.
 
2012-12-20 03:02:58 PM  
Hagenhatesyouall

imageshack.us

I don't even have adblock and i still get this.
Turning off javascript made it go away...
 
2012-12-20 03:02:59 PM  

Weaver95: nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.


She cheated on her husband by becomeing a hooker while she had a 7 year old kid. She told her johns who she was. No she sounds like a paragon of emotional stability.

As for why the husband didn't divorce her right off the bat think about it. They have a kid -- he probly still cares about his wife abit. But he would want full custody of the kid. Why? Moms a hooker. You want your kid raised by johns?

So he has a choice.
1: Drag his family through the mud
2: Surrender his kid to his prostitute mother 50% of the time
3: Stand there and take care of his kid while looking like a massive cuckold biatch.

I'm not saying he picked the right one but i can see (although i cant fathom the logic behind) he is reasoning.

Also i find it weird that she had some sort of emotional connection to the johns. What a head case. Don't put your dick in crazy.

\I can understand why she lied to her colleges, and her friends, and her family...
\\BUT THE SPONSORS???????
 
2012-12-20 03:05:12 PM  

mikefinch: Weaver95: nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.

She cheated on her husband by becomeing a hooker while she had a 7 year old kid. She told her johns who she was. No she sounds like a paragon of emotional stability.

As for why the husband didn't divorce her right off the bat think about it. They have a kid -- he probly still cares about his wife abit. But he would want full custody of the kid. Why? Moms a hooker. You want your kid raised by johns?

So he has a choice.
1: Drag his family through the mud
2: Surrender his kid to his prostitute mother 50% of the time
3: Stand there and take care of his kid while looking like a massive cuckold biatch.

I'm not saying he picked the right one but i can see (although i cant fathom the logic behind) he is reasoning.

Also i find it weird that she had some sort of emotional connection to the johns. What a head case. Don't put your dick in crazy.

\I can understand why she lied to her colleges, and her friends, and her family...
\\BUT THE SPONSORS???????


citation needed
 
2012-12-20 03:05:28 PM  

doubled99: Her husband was all for it.
She's saying that because it makes him look better. PR damage control.


stuartnoel.files.wordpress.com

Also had a wife who was a gymnast...

I'm thinking the husband is saying that he didn't approve of it to keep himself out of jail as an accessory to prostitution
 
2012-12-20 03:09:04 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-20 03:09:29 PM  
Can't believe nobody has commented on this, clearly the weirdest part of her story:

"Additionally, she told reporter Gary D'Amato how her brother Dan committed suicide in 1999, a year before she ran for the gold medal in the 1500-meter final at Sydney's Olympic Stadium. She led that race with 200 meters to go, but when other competitors began to pass her, Favor Hamilton recalled, she intentionally tumbled to the track, ashamed that she could not medal in honor of her late sibling."
 
2012-12-20 03:10:45 PM  

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 760x541]


Neither is her dad:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-20 03:11:31 PM  

Duke Slater: Can't believe nobody has commented on this, clearly the weirdest part of her story:

"Additionally, she told reporter Gary D'Amato how her brother Dan committed suicide in 1999, a year before she ran for the gold medal in the 1500-meter final at Sydney's Olympic Stadium. She led that race with 200 meters to go, but when other competitors began to pass her, Favor Hamilton recalled, she intentionally tumbled to the track, ashamed that she could not medal in honor of her late sibling."


Weird because they used "medal" as a verb?
 
2012-12-20 03:12:13 PM  

reaperducer: How to tell the age of a Farker:

Does he think prostitution is a victimless crime?

Yes: Under age 18 and has no idea what he's talking about how the sex trade and human trafficking really work.

No: Over age age of 18. Possibly has children. Capable of logical thought and the ability to understand things beyond his own wang.



So you must favor prohibition being reinstated? Otherwise you have no idea how selling/producing alcohol and drunk driving deaths really work.
 
2012-12-20 03:14:33 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Can we legalize prostitution already?


It would probably be more effective if you were to talk to other Arizonans and/or your Legislature to institute legalization of prostitution in your state.

Missouri Legislature ain't going for it. :-P
 
2012-12-20 03:15:39 PM  

mytdawg: vudukungfu: Boy, Don, I'm no lezzie, but...

 
/obscure?
 
Pert chest thrust out...
 
Boy I'd like to fark her!
 
Nothing on Fark...
 
....Boogerglob, Yugoslavia...
 
2012-12-20 03:17:34 PM  

SkylineRecords: bikerbob59: She was born Stevens Point, WI. So, suck all you farkers who think all WI people are fatties!

Where would I get that ide...oh yeah, from watching all those games at Lambeau Field where people don't even fit in the seats, and are fat-tsunami'ing over into the seat adjacent.


Well, there's that I guess.....
 
2012-12-20 03:19:20 PM  

mikefinch: Weaver95: nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.

She cheated on her husband by becomeing a hooker while she had a 7 year old kid. She told her johns who she was. No she sounds like a paragon of emotional stability.

As for why the husband didn't divorce her right off the bat think about it. They have a kid -- he probly still cares about his wife abit. But he would want full custody of the kid. Why? Moms a hooker. You want your kid raised by johns?

So he has a choice.
1: Drag his family through the mud
2: Surrender his kid to his prostitute mother 50% of the time
3: Stand there and take care of his kid while looking like a massive cuckold biatch.

I'm not saying he picked the right one but i can see (although i cant fathom the logic behind) he is reasoning.

Also i find it weird that she had some sort of emotional connection to the johns. What a head case. Don't put your dick in crazy.

\I can understand why she lied to her colleges, and her friends, and her family...
\\BUT THE SPONSORS???????


Amazing how you know all this to be fact.

How long have you known the couple?
 
2012-12-20 03:19:34 PM  
I want to boney Maroney.
 
2012-12-20 03:20:54 PM  

Masta Kronix: How long have you known the couple?


Masta Kronix: Some people just can't get over the fact that they aren't having such an excited sex life as overs.


Quid Pro Quo, Clarice.
 
2012-12-20 03:21:13 PM  
Thank you, Badgers.
 
2012-12-20 03:21:34 PM  
Looked like she was teaching a zoomba class
 
2012-12-20 03:22:47 PM  

Duke Slater: Can't believe nobody has commented on this, clearly the weirdest part of her story:

"Additionally, she told reporter Gary D'Amato how her brother Dan committed suicide in 1999, a year before she ran for the gold medal in the 1500-meter final at Sydney's Olympic Stadium. She led that race with 200 meters to go, but when other competitors began to pass her, Favor Hamilton recalled, she intentionally tumbled to the track, ashamed that she could not medal in honor of her late sibling."


So it's weird for somebody hoping to win a Gold Medal for their recently deceased brother only to collapse in emotional desperation when you realize this wish isn't going to come true.

Word, I wasn't aware it was weird for human beings to experience emotion and possibly be unable to handle said emotion and collapse under it's pressure/force.

Some people are soooooo weird!! Ick!!
 
2012-12-20 03:24:55 PM  

Badgers: Hagenhatesyouall

[imageshack.us image 800x25]

I don't even have adblock and i still get this.
Turning off javascript made it go away...


If you want to keep java on and not the nagging notice
AdBP + Element Hiding Helper addon.

Right click, Inspect Element. Hide with ABP button on bottom right.

/If it was on the bottom, I wouldn't mind it so much
 
2012-12-20 03:26:01 PM  

SkunkWerks: Masta Kronix: How long have you known the couple?

Masta Kronix: Some people just can't get over the fact that they aren't having such an excited sex life as overs.

Quid Pro Quo, Clarice.


Say brah I didn't give you permission to use my real name in online discussion!

I trusted you wouldn't expose me to the public after our session were over :[
 
2012-12-20 03:26:06 PM  

Weaver95: apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex.  doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.  she liked sex, liked having sex with different guys and...well, that was pretty much it.  if she was a guy, nobody would even blink.  'oh, hey - a major Olympic sports dude likes banging hookers.  meh, no big deal.'.


That Olympic Village hallways-ankle-deep-in-used-condoms lifestyle is hard to walk away from. So I've heard.
 
2012-12-20 03:27:21 PM  

Duke Slater: Can't believe nobody has commented on this, clearly the weirdest part of her story:

"Additionally, she told reporter Gary D'Amato how her brother Dan committed suicide in 1999, a year before she ran for the gold medal in the 1500-meter final at Sydney's Olympic Stadium. She led that race with 200 meters to go, but when other competitors began to pass her, Favor Hamilton recalled, she intentionally tumbled to the track, ashamed that she could not medal in honor of her late sibling."


We've already established that she willingly goes down.
 
2012-12-20 03:27:28 PM  
Will that be Diners Club or American Express?

Clearly someone has set goals.
 
2012-12-20 03:27:39 PM  
Isn't this nice? Just in time for Christmas, a story about a ho ho ho.
 
2012-12-20 03:27:41 PM  

Masta Kronix: Say brah I didn't give you permission to use my real name in online discussion!

I trusted you wouldn't expose me to the public after our session were over :[



Well-played...
 
2012-12-20 03:28:23 PM  

SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: the_end_is_rear: I met her several times at some big track meets over the years.
Could be a head case at times, but still had this bubbly fun part about her.
Little did I know how fun.
Damn.....this is kind of a shocker to all of us who ran in college and competed.
wow

This.

I'm blown away. I ran in college and have met Suzy numerous times. And now the business I work at also works with her. I've always heard she was a bit "loose" in college and liked to get around but this is crazy. I don't know what the hell I'm going to do next time I talk to her. I'd throw down $600 for that... Just once.

/she kissed me on the cheek once. For free.


I hope you know where she was for the 20 minutes before that...
 
2012-12-20 03:29:17 PM  

tlchwi02: ShannonKW: $600 could keep you fed, housed, liquored up, and well entrenched for a solid week in Phnom Penh. All that without the attitude of a privileged white girl or having to worry about cops and reporters. Of course she won't speak much English, but that's a good thing.

Rich people be wastin' some money...

yeah but it would cost me 4,500 bucks and take 51 hours to fly there but i can get to WI on 450 bucks and it only takes 4 hours.


Horseshiat. A 2-minute check shows $2,000 fares from Chicago to Bangkok, 19hrs, and I wasn't even looking for a cheap one. Where do you live, Antarctica?

Cambodia is remote from the U.S., so if you're shopping on price and convenience it wouldn't be a first pick starting from there. Still, that are plenty of countries much closer to you filled with better looking women who will charge you less, hang with you all day if you want without minding the clock, and show you around town. You'll also come away knowing that your money went to feed an impoverished family rather that contribute to some ditzy twat's real estate business. Going to Vegas to get laid is for the lazy rich.
 
2012-12-20 03:31:36 PM  

bikerbob59: She was born Stevens Point, WI. So, suck all you farkers who think all WI people are fatties!


Do realize how much she had to run to stay in shape!?!

Duke Slater: Can't believe nobody has commented on this, clearly the weirdest part of her story:

"Additionally, she told reporter Gary D'Amato how her brother Dan committed suicide in 1999, a year before she ran for the gold medal in the 1500-meter final at Sydney's Olympic Stadium. She led that race with 200 meters to go, but when other competitors began to pass her, Favor Hamilton recalled, she intentionally tumbled to the track, ashamed that she could not medal in honor of her late sibling."


SERIOUSLY. This story is the basis for her career as a motivational speaker! It was a failure so epic, we ned a new farking word to describe it. But people just keep giving her money! WTF Wisconsin?
 
2012-12-20 03:32:24 PM  

EnglishMan: reaperducer: How to tell the age of a Farker:

Does he think prostitution is a victimless crime?

Yes: Under age 18 and has no idea what he's talking about how the sex trade and human trafficking really work.

No: Over age age of 18. Possibly has children. Capable of logical thought and the ability to understand things beyond his own wang.
Obviously, because some women are forced into prostitution, then all prostitutes must have been forced into it.


Yup, that is fark rolls. Brushes, huge brushes.
 
2012-12-20 03:34:10 PM  

Weaver95: nor does she seem to have major emotional problems. 


She sounds like she has some issues.
Sounds like she needs some help.
You can start with how she took a dive during the Olympics because she would be too ashamed to lose...that says emotional issues right there. (her brother had recently committed suicide, so who can blame her for having some difficulty)
 
2012-12-20 03:34:18 PM  

ChrisDe: Duke Slater: Can't believe nobody has commented on this, clearly the weirdest part of her story:

"Additionally, she told reporter Gary D'Amato how her brother Dan committed suicide in 1999, a year before she ran for the gold medal in the 1500-meter final at Sydney's Olympic Stadium. She led that race with 200 meters to go, but when other competitors began to pass her, Favor Hamilton recalled, she intentionally tumbled to the track, ashamed that she could not medal in honor of her late sibling."

We've already established that she willingly goes down.


For a "nominal" fee of course.
 
2012-12-20 03:34:58 PM  

Masta Kronix: Amazing how you know all this to be fact.

How long have you known the couple?


The fark? I didnt suggest it as fact.

These things are stated in the article:

She has a kid
she was hooking
her husband was not supportive
she told her johns about her personal life.

I don't think its a stretch to suggest he just didn't want to be the one to out his wife as a prostitute. God forbid we make conjectures and presumptions about people and their lives on the internet. God for farking bid.

studs up: Don't put your dick in crazy.


studs up: citation needed


weknowmemes.com
\Now THATS a fact.
 
2012-12-20 03:34:58 PM  

Weaver95: apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex.  doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.  she liked sex, liked having sex with different guys and...well, that was pretty much it.  if she was a guy, nobody would even blink.  'oh, hey - a major Olympic sports dude likes banging hookers.  meh, no big deal.'.


Done in five.
 
2012-12-20 03:35:38 PM  

ActionFigure: Weaver95: nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.
She sounds like she has some issues.
Sounds like she needs some help.
You can start with how she took a dive during the Olympics because she would be too ashamed to lose...that says emotional issues right there. (her brother had recently committed suicide, so who can blame her for having some difficulty)


I'm curious where you got your medical license?
 
2012-12-20 03:37:31 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Yeah? And? My care o meter isn't registering, here.

Can we legalize prostitution already?


And give women more power? You crazy.
 
2012-12-20 03:37:50 PM  

ShannonKW: Cambodia is remote from the U.S., so if you're shopping on price and convenience it wouldn't be a first pick starting from there. Still, that are plenty of countries much closer to you filled with better looking women who will charge you less, hang with you all day if you want without minding the clock, and show you around town. You'll also come away knowing that your money went to feed an impoverished family rather that contribute to some ditzy twat's real estate business. Going to Vegas to get laid is for the lazy rich.


I don't think I've ever seen a thread where the range of shame goes from feeling shame for considering spending $600 to have an hour's worth of sex with a former Olympian to feeling shame for not spending $3,000 to spend a week in Bangkok having sex with impoverished women.

I know, I know, "Welcome to Fark," but as a Farker for about six years, I don't think I've ever seen this kind of spread.
/Not complaining
//Also just commenting on it; not really surprised and certainly not offended
 
2012-12-20 03:41:41 PM  
Considering this hasn't come out in any reputable news outlet, something tells me there's going to be a report in a couple of days that says this was total bullshiat
 
2012-12-20 03:43:31 PM  
CSB time.

she blew me
 
2012-12-20 03:46:02 PM  
She's used up.
 
2012-12-20 03:46:33 PM  

Masta Kronix: I'm curious where you got your medical license?


So what makes you think she doesn't have issues? What engenders you to believe she is an emotionally stable person?

Certainly her actions don't present what most would think of as an emotionally stable individual. Nobody here is qualified to diagnose her clinically but i don't need a doctor to point out whose obese -- know what i mean?
 
2012-12-20 03:46:56 PM  
People are so quick to call the husband a pussy. Perhaps they had an open relationship? Maybe he was more worried about some Craigslist killer type event and not worried she was having sex with other people? As a rich attorney I'm sure he had no trouble pulling some tail for himself.
 
2012-12-20 03:50:57 PM  
And lets be honest -- its not 600 buck an hour. its 900.

300 bucks extra for an unnamed sex act. I think we all know what that means... it means 900 bucks an hour.
 
2012-12-20 03:51:22 PM  
There's parts of this story that scream complete nonsense. Favor Hamilton owns a fairly successful real-estate brokerage in Wisconsin. It's already somewhat unusual for a sex trade worker to reveal their real identity, it makes even less sense for somebody who's moonlighting and running another successful business that could be negatively impacted if her sex trade work got out. Especially, if she's working in Chicago.
 
2012-12-20 03:51:45 PM  

studs up: PickledBoodah: hasty ambush: Australian Michelle Jenneke
[livedoor.blogimg.jp image 500x375]

Her "warming up"

Pancakes

Boy oh boy, that's a good looking athlete.
Yeah, but, Australian. Fark has informed me that all things Aussie want to kill me.
/might be worth it


Well, they were part of the third Reich
 
2012-12-20 03:51:51 PM  

SkunkWerks: cherryl taggart: Wonder if the Zoloft had anything to do with it? If so, quick, make that stuff OTC.

Depends, what's she taking it for?

Bipolar women are sometimes known for this kind of behavior (read: promiscuity), even if it isn't normally a part of their character.


Isn't being bi-polar part of their character?
 
2012-12-20 03:55:11 PM  

Dogfacedgod: CSB time.

she blew me


So she's a necrophiliac too? Gross. Or was it mistaken identity like in Clerks?
 
2012-12-20 03:55:55 PM  

Frank and Beans: I want to boney Maroney.


You fargin sneaky bastage. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches. My own club!
 
2012-12-20 03:58:17 PM  

Hagenhatesyouall: "Prostitution" is not a g'damn crime, it's a valuable SERVICE, and is FAR more honorable, and useful, than many other so called "professions".

Like the "war on drugs", the "war on farking" needs to END.


/waves to the working girls

[imageshack.us image 800x25]


legalize ALL consensual crimes NOW
legalize all drugs and make all drugs OTC (antivirals and antibiotics are the only exceptions)
legalize prostitution
legalize gambling
(gambling is legal in every county in illinois, EXCEPT cook/chicago??? LOL and lotto??? HAHAHAHAHAH)
 
2012-12-20 03:58:54 PM  
"apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex. doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems."


lol, yeah, a prostitute without major emotional problems. you see tons of those
 
2012-12-20 04:00:02 PM  

Weaver95: apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex.  doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.  she liked sex, liked having sex with different guys and...well, that was pretty much it.  if she was a guy, nobody would even blink.  'oh, hey - a major Olympic sports dude likes banging hookers.  meh, no big deal.'.


STRANGELY enough, women who just like having sex, just have sex. They dont actually charge for it.
 
2012-12-20 04:00:41 PM  

jason1138

"apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex. doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems."


lol, yeah, a prostitute without major emotional problems. you see tons of those



This from your vast experience?
 
2012-12-20 04:01:08 PM  
So much for skepticism of the source... She confirmed the story on her twitter account
 
2012-12-20 04:01:11 PM  
Hey, now!
 
2012-12-20 04:03:49 PM  

hasty ambush: Australian Michelle Jenneke
[livedoor.blogimg.jp image 500x375]

Her "warming up"

Pancakes


yes
 
2012-12-20 04:05:27 PM  

jason1138: "apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex. doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems."


lol, yeah, a prostitute without major emotional problems. you see tons of those


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-20 04:05:32 PM  

caddisfly: I went to college with Suzy and graduated one year ahead of her. Met her a few times and had a few classes with her. She was stunningly beautiful, and I'll admit to paying at least as much attention to her as I did the the professor in our classes together. Ran into her again in Eugene, OR several years later while in grad school and she was still absolutely gorgeous. Small world. To think that for $1500 I could have realized a life-long fantasy . . .


Dude it said $600 per hour. You wouldn't have needed more than $60.
 
2012-12-20 04:05:46 PM  

kpaxoid: Reminder: For more clicks on your headline, only use the code words "smokin' hot" when the target is not.


Vagina bearing + FARK = "Smokin' Hot!"

/Remember, you can't spell "Hot" without "Ho."
 
2012-12-20 04:06:16 PM  
Ok. $600 an hour.

Can I get 2 mins for $20? It's all I need really
 
2012-12-20 04:06:32 PM  
She tried honest work for the first time in her life, but its back to motivational speaking now.
 
2012-12-20 04:06:45 PM  

mikefinch: Masta Kronix: I'm curious where you got your medical license?

So what makes you think she doesn't have issues? What engenders you to believe she is an emotionally stable person?

Certainly her actions don't present what most would think of as an emotionally stable individual. Nobody here is qualified to diagnose her clinically but i don't need a doctor to point out whose obese -- know what i mean?


Anybody who is crazy enough to drive themselves hard enough to be an Olympic/Professional competitor is going to be bonkers. They think they're the best, because well, they are. How do you tell Tiger Woods that he isn't the best golfer ever and deserves everything he wants? His father pushed him from like age 3 to be a golfer.

I have a friend who missed her year to be on the USA olympic soccer team, and she drives herself so hard that she's clearly insane. The saddest thing is that while she made the decision herself, she's pushed her oldest daughter (now 8) into Olympic gymnastics. As in, she trains down in Texas with the Károlyi's. Been pulled from school to be "home schooled" at the gym. I feel bad for child being forced into this. No, this isn't about jealousy, it's about letting your kids be kids when you know, they're kids.
 
2012-12-20 04:09:09 PM  

EnderWiggnz: mikefinch: Masta Kronix: I'm curious where you got your medical license?

So what makes you think she doesn't have issues? What engenders you to believe she is an emotionally stable person?

Certainly her actions don't present what most would think of as an emotionally stable individual. Nobody here is qualified to diagnose her clinically but i don't need a doctor to point out whose obese -- know what i mean?

Anybody who is crazy enough to drive themselves hard enough to be an Olympic/Professional competitor is going to be bonkers. They think they're the best, because well, they are. How do you tell Tiger Woods that he isn't the best golfer ever and deserves everything he wants? His father pushed him from like age 3 to be a golfer.

I have a friend who missed her year to be on the USA olympic soccer team, and she drives herself so hard that she's clearly insane. The saddest thing is that while she made the decision herself, she's pushed her oldest daughter (now 8) into Olympic gymnastics. As in, she trains down in Texas with the Károlyi's. Been pulled from school to be "home schooled" at the gym. I feel bad for child being forced into this. No, this isn't about jealousy, it's about letting your kids be kids when you know, they're kids.


Your name belays your predjudice in this matter
 
2012-12-20 04:09:59 PM  

namatad: STRANGELY enough, women who just like having sex, just have sex. They dont actually charge for it.


if you're good at something, never do it for free.
 
2012-12-20 04:11:58 PM  

thecpt: namatad: STRANGELY enough, women who just like having sex, just have sex. They dont actually charge for it.

if you're good at something, never do it for free.


Wanking? No one's payin me for that.
 
2012-12-20 04:14:57 PM  

Pfighting Polish: I don't think I've ever seen a thread where the range of shame goes from feeling shame for considering spending $600 to have an hour's worth of sex with a former Olympian to feeling shame for not spending $3,000 to spend a week in Bangkok having sex with impoverished women.

I know, I know, "Welcome to Fark," but as a Farker for about six years, I don't think I've ever seen this kind of spread.
/Not complaining
//Also just commenting on it; not really surprised and certainly not offended


Heh. Looks ironic now that you mention it. But Olympic girl offends my pride in being a smart shopper. (Somehow the wimmins have infected me with their shopping ethics!) Whoring is like food shopping -- the smart folk go to the supermarket where the deals and the best food are while lazy suckers pay inflated prices for mediocre stuff in restaurants. Of course, when you go to the supermarket you pay far more than you'd pay at Taco Bell, but you're still getting a better deal.

Americans who only want the occasional whore as a treat are better off ordering out locally, even if she demands $200. Personally, I couldn't face the man in the mirror knowing I paid that much -- I just wack it and save my money. $600/hr is insane though. The only people who have an excuse for that are those too rich to care about the price, yet such men could live in sexual Disneyland for that price and for (to them) the negligible expense of travel. No, a $600 whore in Vegas is like a $20 Big Mac -- no one has an excuse for buying it.
 
2012-12-20 04:19:27 PM  

Weaver95: apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex.  doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.  she liked sex, liked having sex with different guys and...well, that was pretty much it.  if she was a guy, nobody would even blink.  'oh, hey - a major Olympic sports dude likes banging hookers.  meh, no big deal.'.


She should do porn. Then she'll get paid for sex, won't have to hide her identity, and we'll all get to see it. It's a win-win.
 
2012-12-20 04:23:50 PM  
Holy sh*t....that's shocking.
 
2012-12-20 04:26:18 PM  
That's one gal who could get my year-end bonus. Is she with a new agency?
 
2012-12-20 04:26:47 PM  

ShannonKW: Cambodia is remote from the U.S., so if you're shopping on price and convenience it wouldn't be a first pick starting from there. Still, that are plenty of countries much closer to you filled with better looking women who will charge you less, hang with you all day if you want without minding the clock, and show you around town. You'll also come away knowing that your money went to feed an impoverished family


If you are not trolling, then you are a bad person, and you should feel bad.

I understand that not all prostitution is bad. In first world countries, it is possible to find women like this who are doing it of their on volition. Unfortunately there is still frequently coercion and human trafficking involved in places with a high standard of living. This is a result of the demand for prostitutes not being supported by the pool of women who are willing to work.

Now as a young military male who has lived and worked in much of southeast Asia, I am very aware of the available options if you have money. I am also very aware that much of that money is not going to go to her, and that statistically she is probably not eager to do this for a living. No matter how much she pretends, she is probably not that into you. You do not magically become more attractive when you get on a plane.

If you are ok with having sex with a woman who is probably coerced into it at best, then you have some serious anti-social issues. The other option that you seem to have taken is; try to convince yourself that she is somehow involved in the trade willingly and that she enjoys sucking on poorly adjusted and ugly foreigners for a living.
 
2012-12-20 04:27:12 PM  
Grew-up just down the road from Stevens Point. I remember watching Suzy run track back in high school. Back then, word was she liked to have a good time. Nothing wrong with being popular. Still, sad to read this story, kind of farked in the head, dontcha know.
 
2012-12-20 04:29:05 PM  
<b>hundreddollarman: </b> <i>"What kind of chump pays more than $300/hr for an escort? That's pretty much the accepted point of diminishing returns."</i>

This. My days of playing the field are behind me now, but, back when I did indulge in the "hobby" from time to time, I learned that the more a lady charged for her services, the less satisfying she was in the sack. The few occasions when I did pay up to $500-$600 an hour, the experience wasn't as good - or the girl even better looking - as when I hired a local young woman for the standard going rate of $200-$250 an hour. If a devotchka sets her price too high, it's almost always because she's far more concerned with the money than anything else. Based on my admittedly limited experience, good escorts clearly enjoy their sex, and girls who choose to do it for a year or more tend to be motivated as much by personal issues as for financial reasons.

\Always wanted to bone Olympian track star Mary Decker Slaney, but glad this story wasn't about her.
 
2012-12-20 04:29:57 PM  
weeeeeird. Her husband tried to get her to stop banging dudes for money, but she wouldn't? And they're relatively rich? This is just a weird, weird tale.
 
2012-12-20 04:33:26 PM  

Masta Kronix: Duke Slater: Can't believe nobody has commented on this, clearly the weirdest part of her story:

"Additionally, she told reporter Gary D'Amato how her brother Dan committed suicide in 1999, a year before she ran for the gold medal in the 1500-meter final at Sydney's Olympic Stadium. She led that race with 200 meters to go, but when other competitors began to pass her, Favor Hamilton recalled, she intentionally tumbled to the track, ashamed that she could not medal in honor of her late sibling."

So it's weird for somebody hoping to win a Gold Medal for their recently deceased brother only to collapse in emotional desperation when you realize this wish isn't going to come true.

Word, I wasn't aware it was weird for human beings to experience emotion and possibly be unable to handle said emotion and collapse under it's pressure/force.

Some people are soooooo weird!! Ick!!



in·ten·tion·al
[in-ten-shuh-nl]

adjective
1. done with intention or on purpose; intended


dick
[dik]

noun, Slang.
1.Vulgar. penis.
2. You
 
2012-12-20 04:33:42 PM  
A buddy I know had an open marriage. Actually closed for him but open for the wife who gradually escalated her farking around from one night flings to dating to stuff like this chick. The last year of their marriage she took like 10 trips while leaving him home with the kids. Sad watching him as a "kept" man. He finally blew it up when she went to Cancun for almost 2 weeks.
 
2012-12-20 04:34:49 PM  

mjohnson71: A buddy I know had an open marriage. Actually closed for him but open for the wife who gradually escalated her farking around from one night flings to dating to stuff like this chick. The last year of their marriage she took like 10 trips while leaving him home with the kids. Sad watching him as a "kept" man. He finally blew it up when she went to Cancun for almost 2 weeks.


Yes, she was bipolar.
 
2012-12-20 04:41:17 PM  

Super Chronic: She said that only her husband Mark, 44, was aware of her escort work, but that, "He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all."

I guess she's trying to absolve him of any guilt here, but she really just made him look like the world's biggest doormat. "Honey, will you please stop farking other men for money? No? Okay."


That's because you only know what she got out of the arrangement. Quite the opposite, she's informing us he's not being cheated on.

Maybe he got equal opportunity to have sex outside the marriage, maybe her cooking was too delicious to leave her, point is his decision was informed.
 
2012-12-20 04:41:24 PM  

hasty ambush: Australian Michelle Jenneke
[livedoor.blogimg.jp image 500x375]

Her "warming up"

Pancakes


Cute, sexy, looks like fun. She's got it all.
 
2012-12-20 04:41:33 PM  

broomballwilson: weeeeeird. Her husband tried to get her to stop banging dudes for money, but she wouldn't? And they're relatively rich? This is just a weird, weird tale.


Maybe he likes the salad dressing? Seriously...only possible scenario...the man likes to clean her up afterwards.
 
2012-12-20 04:41:59 PM  

mjohnson71: mjohnson71: A buddy I know had an open marriage. Actually closed for him but open for the wife who gradually escalated her farking around from one night flings to dating to stuff like this chick. The last year of their marriage she took like 10 trips while leaving him home with the kids. Sad watching him as a "kept" man. He finally blew it up when she went to Cancun for almost 2 weeks.

Yes, she was bipolar.


Just sounds like a typical whore to me....

/All women are bipolar BTW......
 
2012-12-20 04:43:10 PM  
Pretty tight for 44...just sayin'. And you know ankles behind the ears is a go.
 
2012-12-20 04:44:39 PM  
I think she's a bit on the high-priced side.  She's 44 and she's asking for $600 plus $300 for additional sex acts (I'm guessing anal).
 
You can likely get a younger woman that's hotter and just as freaky for less.  Like most things, you're paying for the fame.
 
2012-12-20 04:48:50 PM  
I'm not seeing the problem here.
 
2012-12-20 04:55:37 PM  

evilmousse: Super Chronic: She said that only her husband Mark, 44, was aware of her escort work, but that, "He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all."

I guess she's trying to absolve him of any guilt here, but she really just made him look like the world's biggest doormat. "Honey, will you please stop farking other men for money? No? Okay."

That's because you only know what she got out of the arrangement. Quite the opposite, she's informing us he's not being cheated on.

Maybe he got equal opportunity to have sex outside the marriage, maybe her cooking was too delicious to leave her, point is his decision was informed.


Informed, but not supportive. She didn't say "he knew, and I made it worth his while so he shut up"; she said he knew and didn't like it, but did nothing about it. He was informed, just like all the Tammy-Wynette-inspired wives who stick with their no-good husbands are informed. It doesn't reflect well on any of them, though.
 
2012-12-20 04:59:50 PM  
Wow. I sat behind Suzy for two classes in undergrad, never having the guts to talk to her; so beautiful. Just wow.

Suzy, if you are reading this and ever secretly lusted after a geeky sophomore in Prof. McDonald's History of Imperial Russia, let me know and I will rescue you from your life of Vegas glam
 
2012-12-20 05:00:38 PM  
This story should have an audience of two - the woman and her husband. Any and Every one else should but the fark out. Why are we upset or even concerned with what grown strangers do with their bodies?
 
2012-12-20 05:01:53 PM  

The WindowLicker: you are a bad person, and you should feel bad.


I'm a bad person, but I shouldn't feel bad.

Girls are forced to work in impoverished places. So are boys, and old people, and cripples. When you're poor (in the sort of poverty that Americans have a hard time imagining) everybody has to do what they can to put rice on the table. In the case of males, the best they can usually do is wade out in a shiat-stinking paddy 12 hours a day doing the cultivation. In the case of females, they have other options to help out. They'd rather not be doing it, of course, nor do I deny it. But, their brothers out in the muck aren't one whit happier about their occupation.

Since you've lived in SE Asia you know that there are people whose lot is far worse than whores'. I feel sorry for the cripples hauling themselves down the sidewalk by the hands in tropical heat begging for nickels and for the old people who would be collecting Social Security in the U.S. but are pushing a vending cart or driving a riksha all day and sleeping on the sidewalk at night. Whores don't have anything like the worst of it, even among their peers. I took one to the beach by bus and we happened to go by a textile sweatshop along the way. We watched those exhausted, sweat-soaked women get herded into cattle cars (literally) after their 12-hr shift and I asked her if she'd like to do that. She looked at me like I'd suggested suicide. Pretending to like a dude twice your age, and being tickled on the butt and chased around hotel rooms no one in your family could afford, and dining in unthinkably expensive restaurants with the old guy are no doubt a drag, but there are worse things.
 
2012-12-20 05:02:50 PM  

meanmutton: It kind of restores my faith in humanity that women like her are out there.


You'd be shocked at how many women have worked as escorts. I'd wager most people know one or two women who've done it (probably only for a couple of months)... probably the last ones you'd expect.

A while back a friend of mine confided in me that she had worked as an escort for 9 months and made $200k in the process. Only reason she quit was that her family found out.
 
2012-12-20 05:05:13 PM  

Milo Minderbinder: Wow. I sat behind Suzy for two classes in undergrad, never having the guts to talk to her; so beautiful. Just wow.

Suzy, if you are reading this and ever secretly lusted after a geeky sophomore in Prof. McDonald's History of Imperial Russia, let me know and I will rescue you from your life of Vegas glam


Nice.

Say, do you have $600?
 
2012-12-20 05:05:40 PM  
desertfool: hasty ambush: Australian Michelle Jenneke
[livedoor.blogimg.jp image 500x375]

Her "warming up"

Pancakes

Cute, sexy, looks like fun. She's got it all.

Yes. Yes she does. (SFW gif)
 
2012-12-20 05:10:28 PM  
Problem?
 
2012-12-20 05:12:09 PM  

Banned on the Run: desertfool: hasty ambush: Australian Michelle Jenneke
[livedoor.blogimg.jp image 500x375]

Her "warming up"

Pancakes

Cute, sexy, looks like fun. She's got it all.
Yes. Yes she does. (SFW gif)


That GIF never gets old....19 year old Aussie funbot......
 
2012-12-20 05:13:59 PM  

clyph: 9 months and made $200k


How many guys pay for sex? Jesus farking christ.
 
2012-12-20 05:16:15 PM  

ShannonKW: Girls are forced to work in impoverished places. So are boys, and old people, and cripples. When you're poor (in the sort of poverty that Americans have a hard time imagining) everybody has to do what they can to put rice on the table. In the case of males, the best they can usually do is wade out in a shiat-stinking paddy 12 hours a day doing the cultivation. In the case of females, they have other options to help out. They'd rather not be doing it, of course, nor do I deny it. But, their brothers out in the muck aren't one whit happier about their occupation.


What a saint you are. I bet you think paying drunk bums a few hundred bucks to fight each other on the street is legitimate employment aswell?
You should feel bad.

I find the idea of paying for sex creepy. I think people who are ok with it are creepy. I think they lack empathy and social skills. I think there is something wrong with people who are ok with that. Like the kid who pulls the legs off of frogs out on the playground. Something is missing from your set of social/emotional tools.
 
2012-12-20 05:20:45 PM  
She lacks imagination. Kelly Lundy? Really?

/Thought I would see a "Married With Children" or "Young Black Teenagers" reference to "Kelly Bundy"
//left disappointed.
 
2012-12-20 05:32:11 PM  

reaperducer: How to tell the age of a Farker:

Does he think prostitution is a victimless crime?

Yes: Under age 18 and has no idea what he's talking about how the sex trade and human trafficking really work.

No: Over age age of 18. Possibly has children. Capable of logical thought and the ability to understand things beyond his own wang.



You don't ban farming to stop people from using slave labor to farm. You ban slavery.

Forced labor is the issue, not "prostitution". What age range do you have to be to figure THAT out?


imageshack.us
 
2012-12-20 05:37:26 PM  

thecpt: How many guys pay for sex? Jesus farking christ.


A lot, apparently.
 
2012-12-20 05:42:48 PM  

thecpt: clyph: 9 months and made $200k

How many guys pay for sex? Jesus farking christ.


All of us , one way or another.
 
2012-12-20 05:57:06 PM  

thecpt: clyph: 9 months and made $200k

How many guys pay for sex? Jesus farking christ.


All of them, one way or another.
 
2012-12-20 05:57:43 PM  

roc6783: thecpt: clyph: 9 months and made $200k

How many guys pay for sex? Jesus farking christ.

All of them, one way or another.


Stupid reading other threads.
 
2012-12-20 05:59:23 PM  

mikefinch: What a saint you are.

I'm not motivated by a will to fulfill some standard of goodness.

I bet you think paying drunk bums a few hundred bucks to fight each other on the street is legitimate employment as well?

Legitimate? I think it's illegal, judging from what happened to the Bumfights people. I don't give a fark if people do shiat like that, nor do I advocate banning it. I have no interest in it though, so it's a moot point with me.

I find the idea of paying for sex creepy. I think people who are ok with it are creepy. I think they lack empathy and social skills.

You're entitled to your opinion of whoremongers, and for my part I'll be the better man and keep to myself what I think of you. Suffice it to say that I conduct my social affairs with total disregard for what uninvolved persons might deem "creepy".

Ability to gracefully navigate the human courtship ritual is a bona fide social skill. I find it also to be a pain in the ass. I have neither the talent nor the temperament for it. I'm also an utterly incompetent hunter. I get my meat by the same civilized method by which I get sex -- I pay for it with currency earned as wages for my services. I might be able to get sex for free if I practiced the primal arts of hopping like a lunatic in dance halls and talking shiat. I might get my meat for free if I learned how to chuck spears at pigs. For me, it's not worth the trouble.
 
2012-12-20 06:01:37 PM  

dutchmang: HagenHatesYouAll....

just add filter: fark.com###abPleaBar



funnygirlweightloss.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-20 06:05:30 PM  

Weaver95: apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex.  doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.  she liked sex, liked having sex with different guys and...well, that was pretty much it.  if she was a guy, nobody would even blink.  'oh, hey - a major Olympic sports dude likes banging hookers.  meh, no big deal.'.


Nope. I give you Edwin Moses and Carl Lewis, each of whom saw their post-Olympics careers melt before their eyes over a single charge of soliciting a prostitute.

America has a real problem with famous people and prostitutes. One of these days we may get over it, but for now we're still stuck in a really prudish rut.
 
2012-12-20 06:09:25 PM  

ShannonKW: Horseshiat. A 2-minute check shows $2,000 fares from Chicago to Bangkok, 19hrs, and I wasn't even looking for a cheap one. Where do you live, Antarctica?


dunno, i googled it and the first one that came up was kayak.com. boston to phonm phen. i mean, obviously i didn't actually go through and look for the best deal. i just picked the first one on the list.
 
2012-12-20 06:11:05 PM  

Banned on the Run: Yes. Yes she does. (SFW gif)


So... yummy. You're good people BoTR.
 
2012-12-20 06:12:43 PM  
Any man that says, "Well I NEVER paid for it." = Liar

/You don't pay the hooker for the sex... you're paying her to go away when you're done.
 
2012-12-20 06:16:47 PM  

mikefinch: I find the idea of paying for sex creepy. I think people who are ok with it are creepy. I think they lack empathy and social skills. I think there is something wrong with people who are ok with that. Like the kid who pulls the legs off of frogs out on the playground. Something is missing from your set of social/emotional tools.

 
You're dead wrong if you don't think people are making choices, but it's their choice.  You don't have to like it, but it's NOT going away.  We should legalize and regulate it for everyone's sake and stop with the prudish nonsense.
 
2012-12-20 06:18:39 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: Any man that says, "Well I NEVER paid for it." = Liar

/You don't pay the hooker for the sex... you're paying her to go away when you're done.


Use skyscanner.net. A colleague who used to be a travel agent turned me on to it. It's the shiat.
 
2012-12-20 06:19:09 PM  
Women with loose morals, a high sex drive, and a bit of greed can become a prostitute and satisfy all their needs

/except ,make daddy love them
 
2012-12-20 06:19:11 PM  

ShannonKW: mikefinch: ***snip***

You're entitled to your opinion of whoremongers, and for my part I'll be the better man and keep to myself what I think of you. Suffice it to say that I conduct my social affairs with total disregard for what uninvolved persons might deem "creepy".

Ability to gracefully navigate the human courtship ritual is a bona fide social skill. I find it also to be a pain in the ass. I have neither the talent nor the temperament for it. I'm also an utterly incompetent hunter. I get my meat by the same civilized method by which I get sex -- I pay for it with currency earned as wages for my services. I might be able to get sex for free if I practiced the primal arts of hopping like a lunatic in dance halls and talking shiat. I might get my meat for free if I learned how to chuck spears at pigs. For me, it's not worth the trouble.


Not to comment on the actual message of your post, but you sound like you may be arriving at the gym in 26 minutes.
 
2012-12-20 06:19:25 PM  

hasty ambush: Australian Michelle Jenneke
[livedoor.blogimg.jp image 500x375]

Her "warming up"

Pancakes


Geebus H Cryst!!! I'm in love!
 
2012-12-20 06:19:44 PM  

Stone Meadow: Nope. I give you Edwin Moses and Carl Lewis, each of whom saw their post-Olympics careers melt before their eyes over a single charge of soliciting a prostitute.

America has a real problem with famous people and prostitutes. One of these days we may get over it, but for now we're still stuck in a really prudish rut.


That was quite a long time ago.  When Lawrence Taylor was busted for soliciting an underage hooker (and proved he didn't know she was underage) people shrugged.
 
The only real salacious ones are the celebs that get busted with trannys (Eddie Murphy) or have hot celebrity girlfriends (Hugh Grant)....and they end up surviving the controversy anyway.
 
2012-12-20 06:19:53 PM  

tlchwi02: i googled it and the first one that came up was kayak.com. boston to phonm phen. i mean, obviously i didn't actually go through and look for the best deal. i just picked the first one on the list.


Wups! See below.
 
2012-12-20 06:23:58 PM  

hasty ambush: Australian Michelle Jenneke
[livedoor.blogimg.jp image 500x375]

Her "warming up"

Pancakes


After I finished watching that, I found that I had grown a full beard!
 
2012-12-20 06:26:59 PM  

roc6783: you sound like you may be arriving at the gym in 26 minutes.


I'm not a busy man, nor is my time very valuable. I just know how I prefer to spend that time.
 
2012-12-20 06:29:17 PM  

ShannonKW: $600 could keep you fed, housed, liquored up, and well entrenched for a solid week in Phnom Penh. All that without the attitude of a privileged white girl or having to worry about cops and reporters. Of course she won't speak much English, but that's a good thing.

Rich people be wastin' some money...


Throw in $1 more and you can get a 1-ounce bag of premium schwag at the airport, totally legal.
 
2012-12-20 06:29:42 PM  

reaperducer: How to tell the age of a Farker:

Does he think prostitution is a victimless crime?

Yes: Under age 18 and has no idea what he's talking about how the sex trade and human trafficking really work.

No: Over age age of 18. Possibly has children. Capable of logical thought and the ability to understand things beyond his own wang.


Bzzzzzzzt! Wrong answer. I'm retired and know pretty well how both consensual prostitution and human trafficking work. Prostitution's a good career for a relatively small percentage of people, but folk like you work really hard at pretending them away. Just because children are enslaved and forced to work in tantalum mines isn't a reason to demonize all miners around the world. Why would prostitution be different? Because there are vaginas?

Maybe you need a few more years under your own belt before you go telling the whole species how we think. ;)
 
2012-12-20 06:33:20 PM  
Anyone else notice that she lied about her age? her profile page claimed 40, she started in 2011. Assuming no updates that would make her profile age 41... not the true 44!!

FALSE ADVERTISING I say!
 
2012-12-20 06:36:52 PM  

Weaver95: apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex.  doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.  she liked sex, liked having sex with different guys and...well, that was pretty much it.  if she was a guy, nobody would even blink.  'oh, hey - a major Olympic sports dude likes banging hookers.  meh, no big deal.'.


No problem at all. Don't get married (unless your prospective spouse is ok with an open relationship) and don't have kids. Then hook your way across the country, escort every dude with a black AMEX, ride miles of dick, none of anyones business. IMO.

But that's not the case here.
 
2012-12-20 06:52:42 PM  
I don't really need the whole hour. It really only takes 6 mins if you do it right. So can I just pay $60?
 
2012-12-20 06:58:49 PM  

mikefinch: I find the idea of paying for sex creepy


So... you're a virgin then?
 
2012-12-20 07:01:46 PM  

ShannonKW: I'm not a busy man, nor is my time very valuable. I just know how I prefer to spend that time.

 
I'll preface this by stating that I believe prostitution should be legalized and regulated...and from the outside, I make no judgements on either side of that equation.
 
As for guys that see escorts?  I get it...I really do.   At some point you just don't want to be bothered with the dating game and just get laid.  It sucks when you're older (middle-aged) because you're set in your ways and everyone has baggage from their youth.
 
The flip side of that coin is that something ends up missing.  Things you may have had in your youth.  Maybe the collective failure of relationships has taken it's toll, but you just don't want to go through the relationship bs anymore.  At the end of an hour with an escort you're back where you started...alone.  If you can live with that and that's the choice you've made, I can respect that.  I've had my share of crappy relationships and I've often thought about going that route.  I just can't make that leap because it's too easy to get into and I'm quite certain I'd never be in a relationship now because I wouldn't have bothered trying.
 
From the ladies side, some of them look at it like a business.  Some of them are bored, horny, or desperate. 
 
The story I'm about to tell should give some of you some insight into what I'm talking about.  A buddy of mine (no, it's not me) is a salesman.  He took a couple clients to one particular club and got to know one of the girls there.  Turns out she was escorting on the side.  She was smart, but was involved in a nasty custody fight with her son's father which put her in the hole big time (she lost basically because she was a stripper and her son's father comes from a wealthy family).  Anyway, my buddy and his wife took her in...paid off some of her debt, other guys that heard her story pitched in, and she got things turned around to where she was back in college where she pulled a 3.9 her first semester back with a full load of classes.  During the year she stayed with my buddy and his wife, I found out more about escorting than I ever wanted to know.  I met a few of the girls she did duos with.  One was a college grad that just wanted to fool around for a few years because she didn't want a relationship after her marriage went south. I found out that half of them, look at it like a business.  Some of them are bored, some of them are paying for college for themselves or their kids.   They pay taxes from the business (they call it entertainment).  The other group has no common sense, no desire for an education or to better themselves, or they're hooked on drugs.
 
In any case, she meets a guy around her age at school that was on parole for dealing drugs.  She starts dating him (common sense would dictate that if you really want to turn your life around you stay away from drug dealers...even if they are in school).   He takes her to a deal where he ends up selling 2 lbs of pot.  She was driving, police busted her as well.  She lost her car (drug forfeiture) and has no chance of getting custody of her son back with a felony on her record.  She ended up getting a plea deal for no jail time...but a crapload of legal bills.  Douchebag is back in prison for another 5 years.  Nice of him to take his girlfriend on a drug deal.
 
Last I heard she was hooked on painkillers, turning tricks in the strip club and escorting on the outside.  It's sad because I thought she was turned around.  Pretty girl, smart, but utterly lacking in common sense despite the fact she was in a positive environment and a LOT of people tried to help her (including me).  I cried the night she texted me as asked me if I wanted to see her at a hotel for some "fun" because I was never a client of hers (or anyone elses).  That was how far she had fallen.
 
Point of this story is that some of these ladies are lost and you can throw them a life preserver and it won't matter because they'll poke a hole in that as well.  The BEST thing we can do for both sides of the equation is legalize and regulate prostitution.  Monthly testing for STDs.    It would reduce sex trafficking and because they can't be licensed and it would be more difficult to advertise without a license.  It's not going away but we can make it safer for those involved.
 
2012-12-20 07:15:06 PM  

ShannonKW: roc6783: you sound like you may be arriving at the gym in 26 minutes.

I'm not a busy man, nor is my time very valuable. I just know how I prefer to spend that time.


Yeah, guys that pay for sex usually have to.

/good luck in all future endeavors in the flesh trade
 
2012-12-20 07:18:44 PM  
$600 dollars an hour? No way in hell I'm paying that. I don't care if she got the gold medal for f*cking!
 
2012-12-20 07:22:40 PM  

Medic Zero: SkunkWerks: cherryl taggart: Wonder if the Zoloft had anything to do with it? If so, quick, make that stuff OTC.

Depends, what's she taking it for?

Bipolar women are sometimes known for this kind of behavior (read: promiscuity), even if it isn't normally a part of their character.

Isn't being bi-polar part of their character?


There is no "character" anymore. Only disorders. Get with the program.
 
2012-12-20 07:23:42 PM  

jason1138: "apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex. doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems."


lol, yeah, a prostitute without major emotional problems. you see tons of those


How many whores do you frequent? Does your mother know?
 
2012-12-20 07:25:47 PM  
excalibur.jpg
 
2012-12-20 07:37:13 PM  

thecpt: clyph: 9 months and made $200k

How many guys pay for sex? Jesus farking christ.


We all do, just in different ways.
 
2012-12-20 07:38:39 PM  

slayer199: I've had my share of crappy relationships and I've often thought about going that route. I just can't make that leap because it's too easy to get into and I'm quite certain I'd never be in a relationship now because I wouldn't have bothered trying.


I'm quite sure this is true and you are right in your choice. I'm 46 and I work with men who are my age or older. One of the older ones once told me, upon hearing that I was still a bachelor, that I was in trouble if I ever wanted to marry. Bachelorhood is a habit, and if you get too used to it, it will make you unfit to share a house with a woman. He was right. I can't imagine living as married men do, enduring daily complaint and criticism and intrusion upon my privacy. I've ended too many days swinging the door shut behind me and not having to hear anyone's voice until I left the next morning. If the the most beautiful woman in the world came to live with me, I'd want to wring her neck within a week.

[...] some of these ladies are lost and you can throw them a life preserver and it won't matter because they'll poke a hole in that as well. The BEST thing we can do for both sides of the equation is legalize and regulate prostitution. Monthly testing for STDs. It would reduce sex trafficking and because they can't be licensed and it would be more difficult to advertise without a license. It's not going away but we can make it safer for those involved.


I'd go to the polls on my knees to vote for that one. Hooking in the States is fundamentally different from what it is in a lot of other places, but this is the best approach to take toward it locally. The public health benefits alone would make it worth it.
 
2012-12-20 07:44:44 PM  

ShannonKW: Ability to gracefully navigate the human courtship ritual is a bona fide social skill. I find it also to be a pain in the ass. I have neither the talent nor the temperament for it. I'm also an utterly incompetent hunter. I get my meat by the same civilized method by which I get sex -- I pay for it with currency earned as wages for my services. I might be able to get sex for free if I practiced the primal arts of hopping like a lunatic in dance halls and talking shiat. I might get my meat for free if I learned how to chuck spears at pigs. For me, it's not worth the trouble.


Hah... well that's one very reductive way of looking at it. Sounds like you have a grudge against a (perceived) notion of the dating game--"hopping like a lunatic in dance halls and talking shiat". It's not like your only two choices are that or paying for your sex. But I guess the point is that you haven't (can't?) figure that out and navigate the world of the opposite sex.
 
2012-12-20 07:45:15 PM  

desertfool: thecpt: clyph: 9 months and made $200k

How many guys pay for sex? Jesus farking christ.

We all do, just in different ways.


Yep.

You can pay up front or go in for the installment plan... but the Crippling Balloon Payment is the killer there. In most cases, the CBP is half your stuff.

/I prefer to pay up font.
 
2012-12-20 07:45:39 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Medic Zero: SkunkWerks: cherryl taggart: Wonder if the Zoloft had anything to do with it? If so, quick, make that stuff OTC.

Depends, what's she taking it for?

Bipolar women are sometimes known for this kind of behavior (read: promiscuity), even if it isn't normally a part of their character.

Isn't being bi-polar part of their character?

There is no "character" anymore. Only disorders. Get with the program.


Never!
 
2012-12-20 07:46:05 PM  

ShannonKW: slayer199: I've had my share of crappy relationships and I've often thought about going that route. I just can't make that leap because it's too easy to get into and I'm quite certain I'd never be in a relationship now because I wouldn't have bothered trying.

I'm quite sure this is true and you are right in your choice. I'm 46 and I work with men who are my age or older. One of the older ones once told me, upon hearing that I was still a bachelor, that I was in trouble if I ever wanted to marry. Bachelorhood is a habit, and if you get too used to it, it will make you unfit to share a house with a woman. He was right. I can't imagine living as married men do, enduring daily complaint and criticism and intrusion upon my privacy. I've ended too many days swinging the door shut behind me and not having to hear anyone's voice until I left the next morning. If the the most beautiful woman in the world came to live with me, I'd want to wring her neck within a week.


Make enough money, hold onto some and you will never miss marriage.
 
2012-12-20 07:48:54 PM  

ShannonKW: I'm also an utterly incompetent hunter. I get my meat by the same civilized method by which I get sex -- I pay for it with currency earned as wages for my services.


Stolen.

/Thanks.
 
2012-12-20 07:50:51 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: desertfool: thecpt: clyph: 9 months and made $200k

How many guys pay for sex? Jesus farking christ.

We all do, just in different ways.

Yep.

You can pay up front or go in for the installment plan... but the Crippling Balloon Payment is the killer there. In most cases, the CBP is half your stuff.

/I prefer to pay up font.


Don't get me wrong, I love my wife and kid. I just realize that as the breadwinner, I am, in a way, paying for it. I think that this is the way humankind has evolved. And she pays for me with her labor as well. I am well fed (thank god she can cook!) and a clean home.
 
2012-12-20 07:57:31 PM  

Moquary: that's one very reductive way of looking at it.


There no accounting for taste. Some men find hunting to be a sublime communing with nature. To me it's standing in the cold waiting for something to appear worth shooting at so we can all go home. Learning more about hunting or shifting my preconceptions of it wouldn't make me like it. I'm happiest buying my venison from the butcher.
 
2012-12-20 08:00:30 PM  

desertfool: Pray 4 Mojo: desertfool: thecpt: clyph: 9 months and made $200k

How many guys pay for sex? Jesus farking christ.

We all do, just in different ways.

Yep.

You can pay up front or go in for the installment plan... but the Crippling Balloon Payment is the killer there. In most cases, the CBP is half your stuff.

/I prefer to pay up font.

Don't get me wrong, I love my wife and kid. I just realize that as the breadwinner, I am, in a way, paying for it. I think that this is the way humankind has evolved. And she pays for me with her labor as well. I am well fed (thank god she can cook!) and a clean home.


I'm not getting you wrong. That has been a common arrangement for millenia... and I am not disparaging it... just being realistic about it. Aside from some good natured ribbing... I am happy to see my single buddies get married if it makes them happy. Cheers to you as well...

What annoys me though, is the pretty common attitude (just look at this thread on Fark which is populated by lots of young "progressive" types) that the way I and others take care of our business is morally "wrong".

It's just another option, and it works better for us.
 
2012-12-20 08:14:06 PM  

ShannonKW: Moquary: that's one very reductive way of looking at it.

There no accounting for taste. Some men find hunting to be a sublime communing with nature. To me it's standing in the cold waiting for something to appear worth shooting at so we can all go home. Learning more about hunting or shifting my preconceptions of it wouldn't make me like it. I'm happiest buying my venison from the butcher.


Yeah, just sounds like sociopathy to me.
 
2012-12-20 08:28:00 PM  
I had my picture taken with her at the Drake relays in 1996. That's all.
 
2012-12-20 08:59:41 PM  
 
2012-12-20 09:04:46 PM  
What's the rack rate for a good looking chick in Vegas for an hour? Anyone actually know?
 
2012-12-20 09:19:21 PM  

T-Boy: What's the rack rate for a good looking chick in Vegas for an hour? Anyone actually know?


Most big cities it's around $300/hr for top shelf, $200-250 for second stringers. Anything over $300 is generally considered "VIP" territory.

I've taken photos for more than a few escorts. I like them. They're good customers and pay in cash.
 
2012-12-20 09:24:51 PM  

ShannonKW: Legitimate? I think it's illegal, judging from what happened to the Bumfights people. I don't give a fark if people do shiat like that, nor do I advocate banning it. I have no interest in it though, so it's a moot point with me.


Prostitution is just as illegal -- you just found a hellish corner of the world where its allowed. Bum fights are probly quite legal in cambodia or wherever the crap hole you travel to is. And while i can understand the desire to let everyone lead their own lives you take a shockingly cold attitude in respect to the

Not being against the law doesn't suddenly make your actions justifiable.

Or is the law just there to provide a code of loopholes on how to exploit your neighbors for you?

ShannonKW: You're entitled to your opinion of whoremongers, and for my part I'll be the better man and keep to myself what I think of you.


Sure thing. Although i'm not entirely sure in would be concerned if you voiced your thoughts. Am i some sort of woman respecting asshole with empathy for his fellow humans and their suffering? What a bastard i am not paying for sex.

Just please don't act like you're giving those girls a helping hand by giving them cash for blowzies. You're continuing the chain of exploitation.
 
2012-12-20 09:27:15 PM  

mikefinch: s you take a shockingly cold attitude in respect to the


to the sufferings of your fellow humans.
 
2012-12-20 09:28:26 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: /I prefer to pay up font.


As long as it's Helvetica or a nice Franklin Gothic for a nice escort. Comic sans or Papyrus are only fit for a cheap crack whore.
 
2012-12-20 09:52:25 PM  

durbnpoisn: Bhruic: Weaver95:


All her husband did was express that he wasn't fond of it?! She must be tremendously good in be if he is willing to put up with that at all. If that were my wife, we'd be in divorce court immediately.


This reminds me (sort of), of an episode of 2 And a Half Men (when it was still funny). Charlie picks up this chick in Vegas. It turns out she's married. Her husband stops by to pick her up. He doesn't seem the slightest bit up set. When asked why, he said simply, "I get to have sex with her all the time. Look at me! I don't deserve a woman like that! So if she wants to run away and have some fun from time to time, and that keeps her happy, so be it."


Also, they have a child to think about. Keep the family together. So long as you are safe in your pursuits, maybe it's all good. (although he seemed to want her to quit so that is an issue that needs to be dealt with)
Either way, protect the child/children.
 
2012-12-20 10:24:04 PM  
om/comments/7496395/81425725#c81425725" target="_blank">ski9600: Also, they have a child to think about. Keep the family together. So long as you are safe in your pursuits, maybe it's all good. (although he seemed to want her to quit so that is an issue that needs to be dealt with)
Either way, protect the child/children.



Yup. If he disagreed with it what could he do with the kid? If he got a divorce the mother would usually get the better custody deal... but he knows her lifestyle and doesnt want his daughter brought up by that. So if he wanted custody he would have to out his wife as a whore. Its quite possible that while he may have wanted a divorce he may not have wanted to drag his wife through the mud in public.

Maybe he was just trying to minimize the damage to their daughter. It still makes him look like a loser. on that note...

mjohnson71: A buddy I know had an open marriage. Actually closed for him but open for the wife who gradually escalated her farking around from one night flings to dating to stuff like this chick. The last year of their marriage she took like 10 trips while leaving him home with the kids. Sad watching him as a "kept" man. He finally blew it up when she went to Cancun for almost 2 weeks.

How the hell did you look him in the eye the entire time? It would break my heart if i found out that was happening to one of my friends. They would probly find me drunk on their lawn at 3AM throwing whiskey bottles at their living room window while calling him out for being a biatch. I honestly dont think i could carry on a friendship with someone who i knew was in such a position.

How can you be friends with someone who allows themselves to be disrespected so? Its mind bottling what people put up with in mates.
 
2012-12-21 03:03:29 AM  
How someone eventually hooks up with another woman is no one's business. But when you continuously call them whore and equate them with hunting or buying meat at the butchers, it sounds like the speakers has some other issues going beyond sex with women.
 
2012-12-21 04:16:31 AM  

mikefinch: How can you be friends with someone who allows themselves to be disrespected so? Its mind bottling what people put up with in mates.


It probably didn't happen overnight...and if the couple has kids, people tend to put up with a lot to try and keep things together for their kids.

You don't bail on your buddies even if they put up with a crappy situation...you need to be there when it blows up.
 
2012-12-21 05:42:12 AM  
*PHEW!* At first glance I thought it said Suzy Orman.
 
2012-12-21 06:30:57 AM  

Medic Zero: Isn't being bi-polar part of their character?


I'd say it's far more a part of body chemistry.
 
2012-12-21 07:10:26 AM  

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: /All women are bipolar BTW


Just as all men are misogynists. Why not?

Stone Meadow: saw their post-Olympics careers melt before their eyes


Again:
www.hrwiki.org

Pray 4 Mojo: What annoys me though, is the pretty common attitude (just look at this thread on Fark which is populated by lots of young "progressive" types) that the way I and others take care of our business is morally "wrong".

It's just another option, and it works better for us.


I don't have an issue with prostitution being "morally wrong". What people do with their lives is their own business. I'm just being realistic: I'm clearly not the target audience for the commodity.

Sex Sans-Relationship isn't a thing that really interests me in any way, and I confess that makes it difficult for me to identify with people for which it is an interest. I've got a buddy of mine that gawps constantly at just about anything with tits- to the exception of:

*Relationships he's already involved in.
*His own dignity.
*Conversations he's taking part in at the time said thing with tits walks by.
*Driving a car safely at the time said thing with tits comes into view (not kidding, he's had car accidents this way... in parking lots).
*Pretty much anything he might be doing at the time, even if failing to do that thing may risk himself or others.

I don't get it, really. To me it makes about as much sense as eating all the frosting and leaving the cake (and is about as logistically complicated, for that matter). Still, if it works for others (and it harms no one else involved- this is the rather important bit), it's just peachy with me. Probably better than the alternatives, honestly.

mikefinch: How the hell did you look him in the eye the entire time? It would break my heart if i found out that was happening to one of my friends. They would probly find me drunk on their lawn at 3AM throwing whiskey bottles at their living room window while calling him out for being a biatch. I honestly dont think i could carry on a friendship with someone who i knew was in such a position.

How can you be friends with someone who allows themselves to be disrespected so?


Because I'm a human being.

I had to read that a couple times before it dawned on me that you were actually berating the guy for being a friend for a friend-in-need- such was my disbelief. It's rarely been my experience that you can talk sense to friends in love, even if they listen, they don't really. You end up just having to be patient and wait for them to come to it on their own. Seems to me being a friend to someone even when their behavior might be an inconvenience to you is the harder thing to do, if for no other reason than keeping yourself separate from the other person is a challenge.

mikefinch: Its mind bottling


Indeed.

StoPPeRmobile: There is no "character" anymore. Only disorders. Get with the program.


So I've been married to a disorder for seven years? Hm. You'll of course understand if I categorically disagree.
 
2012-12-21 10:40:56 AM  

skinink: How someone eventually hooks up with another woman is no one's business. But when you continuously call them whore and equate them with hunting or buying meat at the butchers, it sounds like the speakers has some other issues going beyond sex with women.


Is it possible to treat some women as sexual objects and others as people that you have no interest in sexually, but you still value and respect? I think on an individual level, sure. Institutionally, I think it is too difficult to manage and way too open to multiple interpretations.
 
2012-12-21 11:21:38 AM  
I might engage the services of an escort.

Seriously, traveling on business or vacation...want to guarantee a hook up...partner is usually hot....partner is skilled...partner potentially enjoys sex....no misconception as to what is occurring.

Yup, I think I could do it.
 
2012-12-21 11:49:51 AM  

Salmon: my buddy went to the olympics as a runner, he said it was an all-out fark fest. Best looking people in the best shape ever all in one village...

If there was a sport that fat 40 year olds kicked ass at, I would try to sneak in one year.


There were a bunch of old fattys in archery
 
2012-12-21 12:46:09 PM  

WhyKnot: I might engage the services of an escort.

Seriously, traveling on business or vacation...want to guarantee a hook up...partner is usually hot....partner is skilled...partner potentially enjoys sex....no misconception as to what is occurring.

Yup, I think I could do it.


On the other hand the "partner" might just be a victim of the sex slave trade and you as a customer then become complicit in the her slavery.

It is not necessarily a victimless crime even for high end "escort service".
 
2012-12-21 02:12:50 PM  
When I was in high school my friends Mom paid him to take his cousin, who lived in another school district and was quite homely, to her prom.

The cousin had an equally homely friend and asked if I would take her for fifty bucks.

We treated them really nice, never had sexual relations with them, and got some free food, booze, and $50 bucks each (including tux rental).

They had a good time which they wouldn't have had if not for us escorting them.

Afterwards I joined the service but my buddy would advertise as an escort and would accompany young women to weddings, office parties, etc. and made some pretty good bucks.

Sometimes they were really pretty girls who were just shy or lacked social skills (including one girl who paid him to act like her college boyfriend when she went home for Christmas one year).

Other times they were larger or not so attractive women but he always made sure that any sexual relations were not to be implied in the price.

A few times he had some clients were things did lead to other relations but never permenant.

He kept this up for about five to six years before he met his current wife and quit - but in the meantime he made a shiatload of money.
 
2012-12-21 03:40:35 PM  

fickenchucker: I'm shocked and astounded. Here in Wisconsin it's sort of like Cinderella or Snow White coming out as a whore.


I thought that in Wisconsin, a virgin is any girl who can run faster than her brothers.
 
2012-12-21 04:13:49 PM  

SkunkWerks: I had to read that a couple times before it dawned on me that you were actually berating the guy for being a friend for a friend-in-need- such was my disbelief. It's rarely been my experience that you can talk sense to friends in love, even if they listen, they don't really. You end up just having to be patient and wait for them to come to it on their own. Seems to me being a friend to someone even when their behavior might be an inconvenience to you is the harder thing to do, if for no other reason than keeping yourself separate from the other person is a challenge.


I dont disagree. And i wasn't trying to berate... I just dont think i would be able to keep my mouth shut about it. I would want to be there for my friend but i honestly dont think i would make a good friend.

Being the guys friend is fine. And you absolutely should be there for your friends when they go to bits. I just dont think i would be able to keep my words behind my lips. Thats me personally. Like a drug addict. You have to support your friends. It doesnt mean you have to keep your mouth shut while you watch them spiral downwards.

And thats the thing -- some times to keep yourself separate from that other person you need to distance yourself from them. I just dont think i could watch someone i cared about let themselves be wrecked like that. It would hurt me to much and if thats a selfish reason to stop being their friend for the duration so be it. You have to take care of you before you can help others right? Again just me.
 
2012-12-22 06:12:30 PM  

MBooda: fickenchucker: I'm shocked and astounded. Here in Wisconsin it's sort of like Cinderella or Snow White coming out as a whore.

I thought that in Wisconsin, a virgin is any girl who can run faster than her brothers.


You know how I know you're so stupid it hurts? Take poll, Mr. Mississippi, and find out what state has a reputation for sister-farking.

MS is in the top three, while Wisconsin is in the 40s.

/The South is regarded as pretty dumb for a reason, and you just added to it.
 
2012-12-23 12:43:58 PM  

fickenchucker: WHARRGARBL


Ooh, struck a nerve!
 
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