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(The Smoking Gun)   Smokin' hot former Olympian Suzy Favor Hamilton has spent the past year winning gold medals as a high-priced call girl (Not safe for work)   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 313
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2012-12-20 12:45:05 PM  
She's no Mary Lou Retton.
 
2012-12-20 12:48:45 PM  
What's the world coming to when a prostitute can't trust - oh forget it.
 
Oh, and this: She said that only her husband Mark, 44, was aware of her escort work, but that, "He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all." 
 
2012-12-20 01:01:34 PM  

ITGreen: What's the world coming to when a prostitute can't trust - oh forget it.
 

What happens in Olympians stays in Olympians

Oh, and this: She said that only her husband Mark, 44, was aware of her escort work, but that, "He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all."

Poor baby didn't get support from her husband to be a hooker
 
2012-12-20 01:01:39 PM  
My stamina is mocked enough already, thank you.
 
2012-12-20 01:11:24 PM  
apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex.  doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.  she liked sex, liked having sex with different guys and...well, that was pretty much it.  if she was a guy, nobody would even blink.  'oh, hey - a major Olympic sports dude likes banging hookers.  meh, no big deal.'.
 
2012-12-20 01:27:56 PM  

Weaver95: apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex.  doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.  she liked sex, liked having sex with different guys and...well, that was pretty much it.  if she was a guy, nobody would even blink.  'oh, hey - a major Olympic sports dude likes banging hookers.  meh, no big deal.'.


This.
 
It's not my business who she bangs.
 
Oh... Wait! I remember now. Women don't like sex. It's all icky. It's a chore they do out of duty.
 
If men can make money using their bodies why can't women?
 
2012-12-20 01:40:16 PM  
So is she still in business? I didn't make it past the pictures.
 
2012-12-20 01:42:00 PM  
www.hrwiki.org
 
2012-12-20 01:43:25 PM  
Now that takes some real athleticism.
Olympic Sport?
 
Should be, is the most common human behavior.
 
Have you seen Brazilian Dancing With the Stars?
 
2012-12-20 01:44:02 PM  
It kind of restores my faith in humanity that women like her are out there.

And destroys it that her asshole clients outed her.
 
2012-12-20 01:44:08 PM  

Weaver95: apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex.  doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.  she liked sex, liked having sex with different guys and...well, that was pretty much it.  if she was a guy, nobody would even blink.  'oh, hey - a major Olympic sports dude likes banging hookers.  meh, no big deal.'.


Well, no, if the guy was married, at least some of us would have a problem with it too. And if she wasn't married, I wouldn't have a problem with her actions - regardless of the legal status, if two people want to exchange money for sex, it's none of my business.
 
2012-12-20 01:44:12 PM  
I'd pass it up. No ass, that is a deal breaker in Barry McCackiner land.
 
2012-12-20 01:44:43 PM  
Why are people always upset with entrepreneurs and small business owners?
 
2012-12-20 01:45:05 PM  
Call me when Shawn Johnson is available!!!!
 
2012-12-20 01:45:08 PM  
meh...... If I had a choice of Olympians, I'd go for one of the gymnasts
 
2012-12-20 01:45:14 PM  
Boy, Don, I'm no lezzie, but...

/obscure?
 
2012-12-20 01:48:03 PM  

Bhruic: Weaver95: apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex.  doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.  she liked sex, liked having sex with different guys and...well, that was pretty much it.  if she was a guy, nobody would even blink.  'oh, hey - a major Olympic sports dude likes banging hookers.  meh, no big deal.'.

Well, no, if the guy was married, at least some of us would have a problem with it too. And if she wasn't married, I wouldn't have a problem with her actions - regardless of the legal status, if two people want to exchange money for sex, it's none of my business.


It's a lousy thing to do to your husband (he's obviously not fond of the idea), sure. But it's their marriage, not mine.

Also relevant: there's no reason he has to stay married to her- I wouldn't, particularly since she seems crestfallen if not somewhat shocked that this career change didn't meet with spousal approval.

Life's a biatch, and sometimes, so's your spouse.
 
2012-12-20 01:48:18 PM  
Reminder: For more clicks on your headline, only use the code words "smokin' hot" when the target is not.
 
2012-12-20 01:48:36 PM  
It was the near perfect dismount that gave it away.

/damn russian judges
 
2012-12-20 01:49:33 PM  

Nothing To See Here: It was the near perfect dismount that gave it away.

/damn russian judges


CHECK THE EAST GERMAN'S PANTS!

CHECK THE EAST GERMAN'S PANTS!
 
2012-12-20 01:49:37 PM  
Wonder if the Zoloft had anything to do with it? If so, quick, make that stuff OTC.
 
2012-12-20 01:49:41 PM  
she's definitely not an amateur
 
2012-12-20 01:49:57 PM  

Weaver95: apparently she was doing it because she just liked sex.  doesn't sound like the money was a motivating factor, nor does she seem to have major emotional problems.  she liked sex, liked having sex with different guys and...well, that was pretty much it.  if she was a guy, nobody would even blink.  'oh, hey - a major Olympic sports dude likes banging hookers.  meh, no big deal.'.


Actually if she was a he, then he'd be a gigolo...

If a guy buys a woman dinner, movie tickets, and a nightcap, he's "wooing" her with trinkets. If he lays money on the table before or after for "services rendered", it's different.

/I know, I know but I just have to live in this country and deal with its customs, not endorse them
 
2012-12-20 01:50:17 PM  
I don't get it. She is married to a supposedly well compensated lawyer, lives in $600,000 domecile... but is still compelled to sell her body for just money?

Also, she seems a little bony to command that kind of money.
 
2012-12-20 01:51:08 PM  
my buddy went to the olympics as a runner, he said it was an all-out fark fest. Best looking people in the best shape ever all in one village...

If there was a sport that fat 40 year olds kicked ass at, I would try to sneak in one year.
 
2012-12-20 01:51:22 PM  
It was the Zoloft. That stuff makes some people do crazy things.
 
2012-12-20 01:51:26 PM  

cherryl taggart: Wonder if the Zoloft had anything to do with it? If so, quick, make that stuff OTC.


Depends, what's she taking it for?

Bipolar women are sometimes known for this kind of behavior (read: promiscuity), even if it isn't normally a part of their character.
 
2012-12-20 01:52:01 PM  
If I found out my wife was a hooker I would have an ex-wife asap. WTF?
 
2012-12-20 01:52:02 PM  
She said that only her husband Mark, 44, was aware of her escort work, but that, "He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all."

I guess she's trying to absolve him of any guilt here, but she really just made him look like the world's biggest doormat. "Honey, will you please stop farking other men for money? No? Okay."
 
2012-12-20 01:52:10 PM  
RCG, DATY, and DFK? I'd spend some roses on it!
 
2012-12-20 01:52:14 PM  

Salmon: my buddy went to the olympics as a runner, he said it was an all-out fark fest. Best looking people in the best shape ever all in one village...

If there was a sport that fat 40 year olds kicked ass at, I would try to sneak in one year.


Archery.
 
2012-12-20 01:52:31 PM  
She lacks a variety of hooker shoes.  What an amateur!
 
2012-12-20 01:52:37 PM  

karmaceutical: Also, she seems a little bony to command that kind of money.


Are you suggesting this "accidental outing" of her as an olympic-champion-turned-prostitute isn't so accidental?
 
2012-12-20 01:53:56 PM  
...a $600-an-hour call girl, an astounding secret life that she now regretfully calls a "huge mistake."

I'll say. Upgrade to some D's and she would have gotten at least double that much.
 
2012-12-20 01:53:58 PM  

vudukungfu: Boy, Don, I'm no lezzie, but...

/obscure?


Pert chest thrust out...

Boy I'd like to fark her!

Nothing on Fark...
 
2012-12-20 01:54:11 PM  

ArkAngel: ITGreen: What's the world coming to when a prostitute can't trust - oh forget it.

What happens in Olympians stays in Olympians

Oh, and this: She said that only her husband Mark, 44, was aware of her escort work, but that, "He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn't supportive of this at all."

Poor baby didn't get support from her husband to be a hooker


What she was saying in that sentence was that the decision to do this was hers and hers alone, no one was enabling her. She is not trying to play a victim here.
 
2012-12-20 01:54:31 PM  
For an extra hundred, can I get 5 judges to hold up scorecards after I e-jack?
 
2012-12-20 01:54:32 PM  

Salmon: my buddy went to the olympics as a runner, he said it was an all-out fark fest. Best looking people in the best shape ever all in one village...

If there was a sport that fat 40 year olds kicked ass at, I would try to sneak in one year.


I do believe they were gold medalists...

img18.imageshack.us

Now get arching (or whatever archers do...)!
 
2012-12-20 01:55:10 PM  
Prank Monkey: If I found out my wife was a hooker I would have an ex-wife asap. WTF?

I'd have your ex-wife asap, too.
 
2012-12-20 01:56:19 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
 
OMG, what the hell is wrong with her nipples?
 
2012-12-20 01:56:23 PM  
Yeah? And? My care o meter isn't registering, here.

Can we legalize prostitution already?
 
2012-12-20 01:56:36 PM  
Why out her? Whoever pursued that story is an asshole.

She's not a public figure in Wisconsin. She's not some hypocritical Republican lecturing others on morality. am guessing that the way they openly advertise that she's technically not breaking the law. It's all consensual behavior. With adults. What are the consequences for the johns who are equally at fault?

She's just a dumbass for revealing her identity.
 
2012-12-20 01:56:55 PM  
It's really no one's business except hers, her husband's and the clients. Except for her husband no one got hurt in the deal. Like some European countries, the U.S. should just legalize prostitution and collect the tax money. Can you imagine how much the Gov't could collect from someone charging 600 an hour for her services? It's not like keeping prostitution illegal has stopped it, unless you're a Zumba dancer in Kennebunkport.
 
2012-12-20 01:57:29 PM  

TheOther: Prank Monkey: If I found out my wife was a hooker I would have an ex-wife asap. WTF?

I'd have your ex-wife asap, too.


Only if you had an extra $14 laying around.
 
2012-12-20 01:57:39 PM  

vudukungfu: Boy, Don, I'm no lezzie, but...

/obscure?


Not obscure, love this skit. "Don, did you notice how Nadia's nipples stood out? Absolute perfection!" "Boy, I'd like to fark her." "Well Don, I'm no lezzie, but ..." So funny! Here, listen/watch the whole thing: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018167490
 
2012-12-20 01:57:46 PM  
There are other ways to describe attractive women, or shapely 40 year olds. CTL-F for "Smoking hot" would probably turn up an absurd number of results on Fark's main page, but at this point the phrase is nauseating. Stop it. If it's all the same submitter, I hate you.
 
2012-12-20 01:58:18 PM  
Well, I know one event I'd finish faster than her.
 
2012-12-20 01:58:22 PM  

Flash_NYC: Call me when Shawn Johnson is available!!!!


you want to pop her taco?
 
2012-12-20 01:59:55 PM  

jaytkay: Why out her?


karmaceutical: Also, she seems a little bony to command that kind of money.


Why did Pamel- em, well pretty much any celebrity sex tape get outed?
 
2012-12-20 02:00:55 PM  
All that success is just a smokescreen.
Everyone knows the only women in the sex business are disadvantaged, exploited girls with low self esteem.

Right?
 
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