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"Bite my ruddy sack, dear boy!"

Majick Thise: Vodka Zombie: Captain Steroid: You gotta be f**king kidding me. O_O

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"Bite my ruddy sack, dear boy!"

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Zeus was also on that list
 
Ahh...  But Trek's Q dealt only in freak tornadoes. 

FirstNationalBastard: Vodka Zombie: Majick Thise: Vodka Zombie: Captain Steroid: You gotta be f**king kidding me. O_O
 
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"Bite my ruddy sack, dear boy!"
 
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These gentlemen would like a word..
 
 
Zeus was also on that list
 
Ahh...  But Trek's Q dealt only in freak tornadoes.
 
No, Q2 decided to try to destroy a whole planet just to make Q act like a good boy...
 
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/then he decided to settle down on 20th century Earth and have a Psychic son.
 
//Regular Q decided to go torment a universe of Anthropomorphized, candy colored ponies.
 
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Chocolate SNOW!!!

They've been doing this for a while now.  The one hitting right now is already the D storm.  The conditions are incredibly arbitrary though and since TWC is only doing it for ratings - and how could it be anything else when those names seem picked to sound intimidating while Jim Cantore gets blown around - all it does it add to the confusion they claim it is supposed to avoid.  The NWS has issued strict orders that the names should not be used because the system is arbitrary.

like a blizzard named "Q"


Is his first initial "D"?

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Red Alert.

And, we're done.

Where Q went to high school

Here is The Weather Channel's list of winter storm names for this season:

Athena Jove Saturn
Brutus Khan Triton
Caesar Luna Ukko
Draco Magnus Virgil
Euclid Nemo Walda
Freyr Orko Xerxes
Gandolf Plato Yogi
Helen Q Zeus
Iago Rocky


DAMMIT!

I've heard that this could cause problems with insurance claims, because some policies specifically mention that 'named' storms are not covered, without being specific about who has the authority to name a storm. That would be a shiatty runaround to get.

Dinobot: Chocolate SNOW!!!

COWER BEFORE ORKO!

Now with more 'ice'.


_{Word to your mother.}

NightSteel: I've heard that this could cause problems with insurance claims, because some policies specifically mention that 'named' storms are not covered, without being specific about who has the authority to name a storm. That would be a shiatty runaround to get.

Wat. [citation needed]

/all I have left
//they did all the jokes already

One of the names is KAAAAAAAHNNN!

I hope that whichever ones happen completely miss coastal Connecticut. Sorry snow lovers, I have two jobs and a driveway to shovel, I'd prefer to use my down time for relaxation. Also would prefer to spend the money on hiring for a plow on imperial stouts and porters on the cold nights.

Canada has had one named blizzard that I know of: White Juan... named so because it happened a few months after Hurricane Juan. That storm dropped just over 3 feet of snow in 24 hours.

If that is how blizzards will be named, fine.
If it's a couple of inches, fark you.

An interesting list

Athena - The Goddess I presume
Brutus - Roman or Popeye, take your pick
Caesar - Roman or planet of the Apes, take your pick
Draco - Harry Potter
Euclid - Math Dude
Freyr - Norse God
Gandolf - Lord of the Rings
Helen - Chick down the hall
Iago - Shakespear dude
Jove - Black dude plays ball on 59th
Khan - KHAN!!!!
Luna - Harry Potter
Magnus - Roman or possibly condom name
Nemo - Lost fish
Orko - Cartoon dude
Plato - Smart guy
Q - James Bond or Star Trek
Rocky - ADRIENNE!!!
Saturn - Defunct car company
Triton - Saturn moon
Ukko - Finnish God (who knew they had Gods there)
Virgil - One of the first 7 astronauts
Walda - Where is he??
Xerxes - Persian dude
Yogi - Hey Boo Boo
Zeus - naked Greek God

Thank god it wasn't named "M".
 

 
She's kind of a biatch.

I just wanted to say that I find it morally reprehensible to name a destructive weather pattern after me. And stop reading this in my voice!

FirstNationalBastard: bluorangefyre: FirstNationalBastard: Vodka Zombie: Majick Thise: Vodka Zombie: Captain Steroid: You gotta be f**king kidding me. O_O

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These gentlemen would like a word..


Zeus was also on that list

Ahh...  But Trek's Q dealt only in freak tornadoes.

No, Q2 decided to try to destroy a whole planet just to make Q act like a good boy...

[starwrecked.com image 640x480]

/then he decided to settle down on 20th century Earth and have a Psychic son.

//Regular Q decided to go torment a universe of Anthropomorphized, candy colored ponies.

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You forgot that Q3 boarded Voyager with the intent of killing himself, and then the entire Q Continuum went into Civil War.

Which was all settled by the appearance of Q With Tits.

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/tits solve everything.

Actually she was the same actress that played K'Ehleyr and Doctor Selar:


/Those names would probably be on the list eventually

What about Q's closest relative, Agent P?

Love the Harry Potter and LOTR names!

pgh9fan: What about Q's closest relative, Agent P?

Hey! Where's Perry?

WippitGuud: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 254x252]

I just wanted to say that I find it morally reprehensible to name a destructive weather pattern after me. And stop reading this in my voice!

I used to hate that guy, until about a week after 9/11.

Now I think he's hilarious.

The Aristocrats.

GAT_00: They've been doing this for a while now.  The one hitting right now is already the D storm.  The conditions are incredibly arbitrary though and since TWC is only doing it for ratings - and how could it be anything else when those names seem picked to sound intimidating while Jim Cantore gets blown around - all it does it add to the confusion they claim it is supposed to avoid.  The NWS has issued strict orders that the names should not be used because the system is arbitrary.

You have summoned the Jim Cantore "Thundersnow" video. Link

FirstNationalBastard: Vodka Zombie: Majick Thise: Vodka Zombie: Captain Steroid: You gotta be f**king kidding me. O_O

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"Bite my ruddy sack, dear boy!"

[www.macmeisters.com image 292x223]

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These gentlemen would like a word..


Zeus was also on that list

Ahh...  But Trek's Q dealt only in freak tornadoes.

No, Q2 decided to try to destroy a whole planet just to make Q act like a good boy...

[starwrecked.com image 640x480]

/then he decided to settle down on 20th century Earth and have a Psychic son.

//Regular Q decided to go torment a universe of Anthropomorphized, candy colored ponies.

[i1208.photobucket.com image 850x478]

What about Q's junkie daughter and her boyfriend's evil business partner?

GAT_00: They've been doing this for a while now.  The one hitting right now is already the D storm.  The conditions are incredibly arbitrary though and since TWC is only doing it for ratings - and how could it be anything else when those names seem picked to sound intimidating while Jim Cantore gets blown around - all it does it add to the confusion they claim it is supposed to avoid.  The NWS has issued strict orders that the names should not be used because the system is arbitrary.

Jim Cantore can claim he's gotten blown everywhere he goes.

FirstNationalBastard: bluorangefyre: FirstNationalBastard: Vodka Zombie: Majick Thise: Vodka Zombie: Captain Steroid: You gotta be f**king kidding me. O_O

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"Bite my ruddy sack, dear boy!"

[www.macmeisters.com image 292x223]

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These gentlemen would like a word..


Zeus was also on that list

Ahh...  But Trek's Q dealt only in freak tornadoes.

No, Q2 decided to try to destroy a whole planet just to make Q act like a good boy...

[starwrecked.com image 640x480]

/then he decided to settle down on 20th century Earth and have a Psychic son.

//Regular Q decided to go torment a universe of Anthropomorphized, candy colored ponies.

[i1208.photobucket.com image 850x478]

You forgot that Q3 boarded Voyager with the intent of killing himself, and then the entire Q Continuum went into Civil War.

Which was all settled by the appearance of Q With Tits.

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/tits solve everything.

Especially that particular long drink of MILF who secured the universe for so many species of hot, tall babe.






/wouldn't mind getting stuck in a Jeffries tube with her.

Jian Ghomeshi approves.

germ78: What about Q's junkie daughter and her boyfriend's evil business partner?

She's doing okay for herself:

Came for the Q-Continuum invasion, leaving satisfied. Bring on the end of the world.

RexTalionis: I think it's more Greek/Roman/Norse based than pop culture.
 
JohnCarter: An interesting list

Athena - The Goddess I presume
Brutus - Roman or Popeye, take your pick
Caesar - Roman or planet of the Apes, take your pick
Draco - Harry Potter Roman Constellation
Euclid - Math Dude
Freyr - Norse God
Gandolf - Lord of the Rings Norse Dwarf
Helen - Chick down the hall Of the Iliad
Iago - Shakespear dude
Jove - Black dude plays ball on 59th Roman name for Zeus
Khan - KHAN!!!! Probably Ghenghis - Mongolian title
Luna - Harry Potter Latin for Moon
Magnus - Roman or possibly condom name Means "The Great" in Latin
Nemo - Lost fish The captain of the Nautilus in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
Orko - Cartoon dude <--- Okay, I don't know who they're talking about here besides the He-Man c haracter.
Plato - Smart guy
Q - James Bond or Star Trek
Rocky - ADRIENNE!!! <---- Probably this is true, or referring to Rocky Marciano
Saturn - Defunct car company Greek Titan
Triton - Saturn moon Son of Poseidon
Ukko - Finnish God (who knew they had Gods there)
Virgil - One of the first 7 astronauts
Walda - Where is he?? <---- No clue - maybe the 12th king of Rohan?
Xerxes - Persian dude
Yogi - Hey Boo Boo
Zeus - naked Greek God

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