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2012-12-20 10:20:24 AM
Suicide Girls .... that's not porn its a collection of demotivational posters
 
2012-12-20 10:44:21 AM

El_Frijole_Blanco: Suicide Girls .... that's not porn its a collection of demotivational posters


I tend to agree, although some guys like the damaged women. Each to his own.
 
2012-12-20 10:50:36 AM
i29.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-20 11:15:35 AM
I know it generates clicks for everyone involved to call everyone who has ever had a nude picture taken a porn star, but that doesn't mean that they are a porn star.
 
2012-12-20 11:22:12 AM

BSABSVR: I know it generates clicks for everyone involved to call everyone who has ever had a nude picture taken a porn star, but that doesn't mean that they are a porn star.


yes, but consider the target audience of pawn stars....old people in nursing homes who giggle and thing the name 'pawn stars' is mildly naughty.
 
2012-12-20 11:55:36 AM
Because if there's one place that should be on their high horse about ethics and morality, it's a pawn shop...
 
2012-12-20 12:09:32 PM

Weaver95: BSABSVR: I know it generates clicks for everyone involved to call everyone who has ever had a nude picture taken a porn star, but that doesn't mean that they are a porn star.

yes, but consider the target audience of pawn stars....old people in nursing homes who giggle and thing the name 'pawn stars' is mildly naughty.


*sigh*. Yeah. I'm just tired of manufactured emotion. This is manufactured titillation so that someone can make a pawn stars/porn stars joke.

Though I still done get why she was fired. She works at a Vegas pawn shop, not an Evangelical day care.
 
2012-12-20 12:57:18 PM

Ponzholio: Because if there's one place that should be on their high horse about ethics and morality, it's a pawn shop...

 
Their pawn shop really isn't a pawn shop anymore. Now it's a place that buys and sells weird or interesting stuff. Hell half the show is just about advertising what weird stuff they have. It's much more about maintaining an image for those guys.
 
Now if she were fired from that bottom-of-the-barrel trash show "Hardcore Pawn" I would be shocked. I'm pretty sure porn star would be a step up from anything those people have done in their past
 
/I called it the second they were interviewing her. She looks like she's posed nude.
//Not full-on porn that people think now, but yea I could see her doing a photoshoot.
 
2012-12-20 12:59:27 PM
Tennessee Tuxedo is very disappointed.
 
2012-12-20 01:00:16 PM
Making getting fired is just the push she needed to moved on from soft core porn to the real stuff.
 
2012-12-20 01:02:02 PM
I don't understand why it would matter what her past was for selling stupid crap people bring it to pay off gambling debts. When did Pawn Stars jump on their high horse?
 
2012-12-20 01:02:07 PM
Done in one.
 
2012-12-20 01:03:36 PM

c-ment: Tennessee Tuxedo is very disappointed.



img413.imageshack.us

Quite.
 
2012-12-20 01:04:02 PM
Shiat, that really stinks as a reason for firing her. It's in the past and overall, pretty obscure.
 
2012-12-20 01:04:17 PM
BSABSVR:

Though I still done get why she was fired. She works at a Vegas pawn shop, not an Evangelical day care.

got you talking about the show, didn't it?  c'mon - i'm sure SOMEONE googled for her prior to her getting hired.  they knew the score going in.  she works there for a bit. does a couple episodes, gets 'outed' as a 'porn star' and BAM!  the show gets free advertising, she gets a career boost as a naughty girl and everyone walks away happy.
 
2012-12-20 01:06:22 PM
Didn't the Old Man not want to hire her in the first place?
 
2012-12-20 01:06:34 PM
Farking allah that show is terrible even WITH a porn star on it.
 
2012-12-20 01:08:28 PM
Could of been worse....
images.zap2it.com
 
/so where are the links?
 
2012-12-20 01:08:59 PM
Not searching for this at work, but does anyone know her SuicideGirl name?
 
2012-12-20 01:10:54 PM
I can't believe a young attractive woman in Las Vegas might have had a job that involved nudity. Is nothing sacred?
 
2012-12-20 01:11:24 PM
Wettner

I don't understand why it would matter what her past was for selling stupid crap people bring it to pay off gambling debts. When did Pawn Stars jump on their high horse?



I would think when word got out that she was a 'soft' porn star people would have tuned in just for a look. And if someone brought in a sex toy from the turn of the century they could have her as their expert 'friend' they call in.

cdn.inquisitr.com "That's a electromechanical vibrator from the 1880s made by Dr Granville. Originally used for fatigued wrists and hands, its true potential came to light when Mrs Dr Granville 'accidently' sat on it."
 
2012-12-20 01:16:57 PM
"Gold and Silver Pawn Shop employee Olivia Black was reportedly fired from the store after nude photos of her surfaced online . . . "Just as simple as downsizing. It is of no fault of the guys. I still adore my bosses fully!!!"

So which is it? Fired for pron or laid off for downsizing?
 
2012-12-20 01:19:36 PM
I'm guessing there's more to this story, they were probably looking for a reason to fire her.  It's farking Vegas for christ sake, 80% of the women who live there got paid to take their clothes of at some point in their life.
 
2012-12-20 01:19:48 PM

St_Francis_P: El_Frijole_Blanco: Suicide Girls .... that's not porn its a collection of demotivational posters

I tend to agree, although some guys like the damaged women. Each to his own.


Ah yes, the old prude reasoning that if a woman has ink and piercings, she's "damaged."
 
Or is it that many of them do nudes, like most of the models in the world?
 
The real issue is that they've all signed away the right to their own image.  All SG models are owned by SG, and cannot do shoots with any other publisher.  It's a very nasty contract they have to sign, and the reason my wife told them to fark off.  SG preys on uninformed and unconnected upstart models, getting them to sign an exclusivity agreement in exchange for...not much, really.  Nothing more than what they could get with a basic Facebook following or an MM bio page.
 
2012-12-20 01:20:24 PM
Eh. Sounds like an advertiser got their panties in a wad. It's not like Vegas doesn't have a shortage of strippers.
 
2012-12-20 01:21:16 PM

Shostie: [i29.photobucket.com image 193x251]


look, I've got a buddy that knows all about boobies, do you mind if I give him a call and get him in here to take a look?

ok, he says they're top of the line 'real' and probably worth $5k in today's market so I'll give you $20, take it or leave it.
 
2012-12-20 01:21:39 PM

scottydoesntknow: Now if she were fired from that bottom-of-the-barrel trash show "Hardcore Pawn" I would be shocked. I'm pretty sure porn star would be a step up from anything those people have done in their past


I know things are set up in Pawn Stars and Storage Wars, but the TruTV line up is just terrible. You can tell that everyone involved is a low-rent actor hired for the day. The worst one was some repo show where they were trying to repo a boat and the yacht's "captain" had the acting chops of an out of work porn actor. It was terrible. At least Pawn Stars and Storage Wars have the veneer of reality by using real people that have a likeable on screen presence.

/Also, my fingers are now crossed that the book dealer has some sexy librarian porn out there
 
2012-12-20 01:24:01 PM

karnal: "That's a electromechanical vibrator from the 1880s made by Dr Granville. Originally used for fatigued wrists and hands, its true potential came to light when Mrs Dr Granville 'accidently' sat on it."


Fun fact: vibrators were originally invented to cure women of hysteria.

By the mid to late 19th century, hysteria (or sometimes female hysteria) came to refer to what is today generally considered to be sexual dysfunction.[2] Typical treatment was massage of the patient's genitalia by the physician and, later, by vibrators or water sprays to cause orgasm.[2] (wiki)
 
2012-12-20 01:26:07 PM

Mad_Radhu: scottydoesntknow: Now if she were fired from that bottom-of-the-barrel trash show "Hardcore Pawn" I would be shocked. I'm pretty sure porn star would be a step up from anything those people have done in their past

I know things are set up in Pawn Stars and Storage Wars, but the TruTV line up is just terrible. You can tell that everyone involved is a low-rent actor hired for the day. The worst one was some repo show where they were trying to repo a boat and the yacht's "captain" had the acting chops of an out of work porn actor. It was terrible. At least Pawn Stars and Storage Wars have the veneer of reality by using real people that have a likeable on screen presence.

/Also, my fingers are now crossed that the book dealer has some sexy librarian porn out there


She is hot!
 
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-12-20 01:29:13 PM
The irony is that Chumlee is also a former porn star.
 
2012-12-20 01:29:17 PM

Mad_Radhu: scottydoesntknow: Now if she were fired from that bottom-of-the-barrel trash show "Hardcore Pawn" I would be shocked. I'm pretty sure porn star would be a step up from anything those people have done in their past

I know things are set up in Pawn Stars and Storage Wars, but the TruTV line up is just terrible. You can tell that everyone involved is a low-rent actor hired for the day. The worst one was some repo show where they were trying to repo a boat and the yacht's "captain" had the acting chops of an out of work porn actor. It was terrible. At least Pawn Stars and Storage Wars have the veneer of reality by using real people that have a likeable on screen presence.

/Also, my fingers are now crossed that the book dealer has some sexy librarian porn out there


Anything is better than that TruTV crap, but the Pawn Stars scripting gets pretty bad sometimes. Last week had them organizing a store Christmas party. I know, let's call the Count from that other History Channel show. He has a bar we can use. And let's be sure to invite Rick from the restoration show.
 
2012-12-20 01:29:30 PM

Another Government Employee: Eh. Sounds like an advertiser got their panties in a wad. It's not like Vegas doesn't have a shortage of strippers.


Or one of their wives fund out and wasn't having it.
 
2012-12-20 01:31:06 PM
Seriously? Suicide Girls? I like 'em, I like the punk meets pinup thing they've got going on, despite what others who wank but don't tell will say, but that is not "porn". I didn't realize all of this drama was because she was a Suicide Girl. Big farking deal.
 
2012-12-20 01:33:47 PM

usernameguy: The irony is that Chumlee is also a former porn star.


Well, there's something no one is going to look for.
 
2012-12-20 01:34:41 PM

NeoCortex42: Mad_Radhu: scottydoesntknow: Now if she were fired from that bottom-of-the-barrel trash show "Hardcore Pawn" I would be shocked. I'm pretty sure porn star would be a step up from anything those people have done in their past

I know things are set up in Pawn Stars and Storage Wars, but the TruTV line up is just terrible. You can tell that everyone involved is a low-rent actor hired for the day. The worst one was some repo show where they were trying to repo a boat and the yacht's "captain" had the acting chops of an out of work porn actor. It was terrible. At least Pawn Stars and Storage Wars have the veneer of reality by using real people that have a likeable on screen presence.

/Also, my fingers are now crossed that the book dealer has some sexy librarian porn out there

Anything is better than that TruTV crap, but the Pawn Stars scripting gets pretty bad sometimes. Last week had them organizing a store Christmas party. I know, let's call the Count from that other History Channel show. He has a bar we can use. And let's be sure to invite Rick from the restoration show.


And I totally didn't see it coming that Chumlee only put his name in the hat for secret Santa. I mean, what a twist that was!
 
2012-12-20 01:35:16 PM
usernameguy

The irony is that Chumlee is also a former porn star.



You know this personally too, right? Because you were his ChumBoy and that perverted act you two performed was called Chumming?
 
2012-12-20 01:36:52 PM

Gaboo: NeoCortex42: Mad_Radhu: scottydoesntknow: Now if she were fired from that bottom-of-the-barrel trash show "Hardcore Pawn" I would be shocked. I'm pretty sure porn star would be a step up from anything those people have done in their past

I know things are set up in Pawn Stars and Storage Wars, but the TruTV line up is just terrible. You can tell that everyone involved is a low-rent actor hired for the day. The worst one was some repo show where they were trying to repo a boat and the yacht's "captain" had the acting chops of an out of work porn actor. It was terrible. At least Pawn Stars and Storage Wars have the veneer of reality by using real people that have a likeable on screen presence.

/Also, my fingers are now crossed that the book dealer has some sexy librarian porn out there

Anything is better than that TruTV crap, but the Pawn Stars scripting gets pretty bad sometimes. Last week had them organizing a store Christmas party. I know, let's call the Count from that other History Channel show. He has a bar we can use. And let's be sure to invite Rick from the restoration show.

And I totally didn't see it coming that Chumlee only put his name in the hat for secret Santa. I mean, what a twist that was!


I'd honestly like the show a lot better if they cut out the family dram out of each episode and instead had one additional item featured.

Then they could cut out all of the post-commercial recaps of what happened right before the commercial and have time for even another item.
 
2012-12-20 01:37:49 PM

usernameguy: The irony is that Chumlee is also a former porn star.


Manatee or walrus?
 
2012-12-20 01:37:58 PM

ferretman: Mad_Radhu: scottydoesntknow: Now if she were fired from that bottom-of-the-barrel trash show "Hardcore Pawn" I would be shocked. I'm pretty sure porn star would be a step up from anything those people have done in their past

I know things are set up in Pawn Stars and Storage Wars, but the TruTV line up is just terrible. You can tell that everyone involved is a low-rent actor hired for the day. The worst one was some repo show where they were trying to repo a boat and the yacht's "captain" had the acting chops of an out of work porn actor. It was terrible. At least Pawn Stars and Storage Wars have the veneer of reality by using real people that have a likeable on screen presence.

/Also, my fingers are now crossed that the book dealer has some sexy librarian porn out there

She is hot!

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 354x349]


Gross. When did she go blonde? She was so much cuter natural.
 
2012-12-20 01:39:17 PM

Uzzah: "Gold and Silver Pawn Shop employee Olivia Black was reportedly fired from the store after nude photos of her surfaced online . . . "Just as simple as downsizing. It is of no fault of the guys. I still adore my bosses fully!!!"

So which is it? Fired for pron or laid off for downsizing?


I'm guessing a publicity stunt, but I'm naturally cynical. So was it a cunning stunt?
 
2012-12-20 01:40:54 PM

Disposable Rob: Not searching for this at work, but does anyone know her SuicideGirl name?


Here ya go

Link
 
2012-12-20 01:41:21 PM

dittybopper: c-ment: Tennessee Tuxedo is very disappointed.


[img413.imageshack.us image 200x208]

Quite.


Thanks, came for TT, leaving well satisfied. Spent, even.
 
2012-12-20 01:43:50 PM

WhoGAS: ferretman: Mad_Radhu: scottydoesntknow: Now if she were fired from that bottom-of-the-barrel trash show "Hardcore Pawn" I would be shocked. I'm pretty sure porn star would be a step up from anything those people have done in their past

I know things are set up in Pawn Stars and Storage Wars, but the TruTV line up is just terrible. You can tell that everyone involved is a low-rent actor hired for the day. The worst one was some repo show where they were trying to repo a boat and the yacht's "captain" had the acting chops of an out of work porn actor. It was terrible. At least Pawn Stars and Storage Wars have the veneer of reality by using real people that have a likeable on screen presence.

/Also, my fingers are now crossed that the book dealer has some sexy librarian porn out there

She is hot!

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 354x349]

Gross. When did she go blonde? She was so much cuter natural.


only picture of any real size I could find on-line. I agree the brownish hair is better.
 
2012-12-20 01:44:33 PM

nursedude: usernameguy: The irony is that Chumlee is also a former porn star.

Manatee or walrus?


Hey now, bears need to be captured on film in the wild too.
 
2012-12-20 01:45:58 PM
She was laid off due to downsizing.

Just as simple as down sizing. It is of no fault of the guys. I still adore my bosses fully!!! ♥

And she was posting the links on Facebook to the stories linking it with her alleged pictures (which didn't even look like her)

I wanted to take the time to let everyone know, I posted the links a out me being let go because I thought the stories were funny. I am in no way shape or form stating that is the reason I was let go. I hope you all have a glorious day!!!!! Thank you for all of the love and support! ♥
 
2012-12-20 01:47:32 PM

Mad_Radhu: Also, my fingers are now crossed that the book dealer has some sexy librarian porn out there


So so so much this.

NeoCortex42: Anything is better than that TruTV crap, but the Pawn Stars scripting gets pretty bad sometimes


The worst was before American Restoration was even a show, Rick Dales brother brought down a Coke machine that the pawn shop bought only to take it to Rick Dale to restore.
 
2012-12-20 01:50:26 PM

Disposable Rob: Not searching for this at work, but does anyone know her SuicideGirl name?


Her name was Belladonna
 
2012-12-20 01:51:23 PM

If you're going to have a porn star, have a real porn star.

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com 
 
2012-12-20 01:56:03 PM

ferretman: Could of been worse....
[images.zap2it.com image 540x720]

/so where are the links?


wtf man
 
2012-12-20 01:56:43 PM

Kuroshin: St_Francis_P: El_Frijole_Blanco: Suicide Girls .... that's not porn its a collection of demotivational posters

I tend to agree, although some guys like the damaged women. Each to his own.

Ah yes, the old prude reasoning that if a woman has ink and piercings, she's "damaged."

Or is it that many of them do nudes, like most of the models in the world?

The real issue is that they've all signed away the right to their own image.  All SG models are owned by SG, and cannot do shoots with any other publisher.  It's a very nasty contract they have to sign, and the reason my wife told them to fark off.  SG preys on uninformed and unconnected upstart models, getting them to sign an exclusivity agreement in exchange for...not much, really.  Nothing more than what they could get with a basic Facebook following or an MM bio page.


I've heard that about SG before. Any idea if GodsGirls has a less hinky contract?
 
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