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(Sun Sentinel)   "I found out that she got shot in the neck with a flare gun, which caused the apartment to catch on fire"   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 25
    More: Florida, flare gun, Broward Sheriff, 11th Street, apartments  
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-12-20 01:46:56 PM  
Al Florence and her doggy
lived at the best place around,
'til some stupid with a flare gun
burned the place to the ground.

Smoke on the water....
 
2012-12-20 02:45:40 PM  

ZAZ: Al Florence and her doggy
lived at the best place around,
'til some stupid with a flare gun
burned the place to the ground.

Smoke on the water....


 
Damn it!
 
2012-12-20 03:48:05 PM  
Burning metal will do that to items with a lower flashpoint
 
2012-12-20 03:52:10 PM  
Couldn't make the lamp go on when you pulled the elephant's trunk, eh?

/dnrtfa
 
2012-12-20 03:59:14 PM  
images.zap2it.com
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/Nothing is obscure on Fark
 
2012-12-20 04:00:26 PM  
"Would everyone stop getting shot?!?"


"Geez, Plank, couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges?"
 
b3x
2012-12-20 04:01:23 PM  

Gr8GooglyMoogly: [images.zap2it.com image 432x288]
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it was obscure til he took an arrow to the knee.
 
2012-12-20 04:02:23 PM  
See! This is the kind of shiat we'll have to deal with if they ban guns!
 
2012-12-20 04:02:30 PM  

ZAZ: Al Florence and her doggy
lived at the best place around,
'til some stupid with a flare gun
burned the place to the ground.

Smoke on the water....


When it all was over they had to find another place.
 
2012-12-20 04:03:37 PM  
mature-gaming.com
 
Acclaimed author missing and wanted for questioning.
 
2012-12-20 04:06:39 PM  

ZAZ: Al Florence and her doggy
lived at the best place around,
'til some stupid with a flare gun
burned the place to the ground.

Smoke on the water....


Dehr-nehr-nehrrrrr
Dehr-nehr-NEEERRR-nehrrrr
Dehr-nehr-nehr
Nurt-NURRRRRRRRRR!
 
2012-12-20 04:10:47 PM  
Um, guys .... Al Florence?

"Frank Zappa and the Mothers
Had the best place around ..."

/ geez, am I *that* old?
// yup, had this on 8 track when it came out
 
2012-12-20 04:11:01 PM  
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-20 04:15:00 PM  

GoTarHeels


Um, guys .... Al Florence?


RTFA
 
2012-12-20 04:16:04 PM  

GoTarHeels: Um, guys .... Al Florence?

"Frank Zappa and the Mothers
Had the best place around ..."

/ geez, am I *that* old?
// yup, had this on 8 track when it came out


Too old to RTFA at least
 
2012-12-20 04:28:43 PM  
 
2012-12-20 04:34:15 PM  
Great, now we'll have congress banning flare guns too.
 
2012-12-20 04:39:41 PM  
I love that most Fark headlines with the Florida tag are comprised primarily, if not entirely, by a direct quote from the article.

Bravo Florida.
 
2012-12-20 04:48:22 PM  
Just as long as no one shot the dog.
 
www.filmofilia.com
 
2012-12-20 04:51:11 PM  

Gr8GooglyMoogly: [images.zap2it.com image 432x288]
Unavailable for comment.
/Nothing is obscure on Fark


That was the luckiest flare gun shot in the history of cinematic flare gun shots. I LOLed

/dark movies are dark
 
2012-12-20 04:53:40 PM  
What was that movie where the guy gets shot in the mouth with one? Dead claim I think.
 
2012-12-20 07:07:22 PM  
Wait 'til they get old and laugh about this.
 
2012-12-20 10:32:04 PM  

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Couldn't make the lamp go on when you pulled the elephant's trunk, eh?

/dnrtfa


... without lamps we wouldn't have light.
 
2012-12-21 12:57:09 AM  
Do not taunt Toyota Camry.
 
2012-12-21 12:58:58 AM  
I clicked on the right story, and THIS shiat comes up?!?!?
 
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