The water was cold: Steven Govedich, 52, --- "half a bottle of wine". Seriously? I have never known anyone who couldn't handle "half a bottle of wine" by age 14. What a farking Wussie!!!
D_Evans45: You gotta cover your ass so Harvey Lawyermann can't find him a loophole and get this jackass off scott-free.
UnderwaterAlly: Love how the subby implies that the only possible explanation for the accident was a drunk driver. Not like the guy could have had a heart attack, stroke, seizure, been narcoleptic, or anything else that's easily explained without the presence of alcohol. Hell, what if he's sober and just transporting some alcoholic beverages (in a closed container) to a party, and one of the above happened, and in all the madness one of the containers broke? Then, the alcohol was not a contributing factor at all, and he just had an accident and smelled like alcohol. Sure, Occam's Razor and all that shiat, but seriously, the smell of alcohol and the state of the wreck isn't enough to convict. Using that quote and thinking that it covers all your bases makes you look like a jackass.
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