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(WHAM Rochester)   Belle splits with Tebow, disappointed over lack of passes   (13wham.com ) divider line 34
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2012-12-20 10:25:05 AM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-20 10:42:37 AM  
Sorry, but I don't buy that "I'm a virgin 'til I marry" schtick for a moment. 
 
#1, he's a famous pro footballer.  That guy gets more tail thrown at him on a daily basis than most men see in a lifetime.
 
#2, he's a Christian.  Experience has taught me that whenever a Christian says they're not doing something and makes a big deal about how devout they are, they are doing that very thing every day and twice on Sundays.  5 gets you 10 Tebow is banging a very well-paid and very discreet call girl on the company dime.  At the very least, he is wanking it to the most unspeakably deviant porn out there.
 
Or maybe he's gay.
 
2012-12-20 12:03:59 PM  
Dang... I'm not a fan, but that dude is having a bad week
 
2012-12-20 12:26:26 PM  
+1 subby
 
2012-12-20 12:28:19 PM  
I see that the Jets <b>modmin</b> is back on the sauce.
 
2012-12-20 12:34:49 PM  
Just add a Jets tab already.
 
2012-12-20 12:36:38 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Or maybe he's gay.


 
2012-12-20 12:36:46 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Sorry, but I don't buy that "I'm a virgin 'til I marry" schtick for a moment.

#1, he's a famous pro footballer.  That guy gets more tail thrown at him on a daily basis than most men see in a lifetime.

#2, he's a Christian.  Experience has taught me that whenever a Christian says they're not doing something and makes a big deal about how devout they are, they are doing that very thing every day and twice on Sundays.  5 gets you 10 Tebow is banging a very well-paid and very discreet call girl on the company dime.  At the very least, he is wanking it to the most unspeakably deviant porn out there.

Or maybe he's gay.


bingo. something about the dude just screams 'super closet case' to me.
 
2012-12-20 12:39:37 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Sorry, but I don't buy that "I'm a virgin 'til I marry" schtick for a moment.

#1, he's a famous pro footballer.  That guy gets more tail thrown at him on a daily basis than most men see in a lifetime.

#2, he's a Christian.  Experience has taught me that whenever a Christian says they're not doing something and makes a big deal about how devout they are, they are doing that very thing every day and twice on Sundays.  5 gets you 10 Tebow is banging a very well-paid and very discreet call girl on the company dime.  At the very least, he is wanking it to the most unspeakably deviant porn out there.

Or maybe he's gay.


I called him out as another Elmer Gantry from day one. There's no way he isn't a total fraud.
 
2012-12-20 12:46:00 PM  
So a hot chick dumped a virgin with employment issues, eh?
 
2012-12-20 12:49:51 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Sorry, but I don't buy that "I'm a virgin 'til I marry" schtick for a moment.

#1, he's a famous pro footballer.  That guy gets more tail thrown at him on a daily basis than most men see in a lifetime.

#2, he's a Christian.  Experience has taught me that whenever a Christian says they're not doing something and makes a big deal about how devout they are, they are doing that very thing every day and twice on Sundays.  5 gets you 10 Tebow is banging a very well-paid and very discreet call girl on the company dime.  At the very least, he is wanking it to the most unspeakably deviant porn out there.

Or maybe he's gay.


Someone once offered up like $10,000 to anyone who could prove they had sex with Tebow (it was linked on Fark) and no one came forward, so I am guessing it's true that he is a virgin.
 
2012-12-20 12:56:23 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Sorry, but I don't buy that "I'm a virgin 'til I marry" schtick for a moment.

#1, he's a famous pro footballer.  That guy gets more tail thrown at him on a daily basis than most men see in a lifetime.

#2, he's a Christian.  Experience has taught me that whenever a Christian says they're not doing something and makes a big deal about how devout they are, they are doing that very thing every day and twice on Sundays.  5 gets you 10 Tebow is banging a very well-paid and very discreet call girl on the company dime.  At the very least, he is wanking it to the most unspeakably deviant porn out there.

Or maybe he's gay.


Could just be nothing but buttsex and BJ's right? That would leave his V-card technically intact correct? I used to hear stories about uber-christian girls who had no problem taking it in the pooper as long as their hyman was left alone.

Of course if he is content with nothing but buttsex and BJ's maybe that is another sign of the gayness?

/NTTAWWT
 
2012-12-20 12:58:58 PM  

Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 400x313]


dash.ponychan.net
 
2012-12-20 01:00:07 PM  

my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: Benevolent Misanthrope: Sorry, but I don't buy that "I'm a virgin 'til I marry" schtick for a moment.

#1, he's a famous pro footballer.  That guy gets more tail thrown at him on a daily basis than most men see in a lifetime.

#2, he's a Christian.  Experience has taught me that whenever a Christian says they're not doing something and makes a big deal about how devout they are, they are doing that very thing every day and twice on Sundays.  5 gets you 10 Tebow is banging a very well-paid and very discreet call girl on the company dime.  At the very least, he is wanking it to the most unspeakably deviant porn out there.

Or maybe he's gay.

Could just be nothing but buttsex and BJ's right? That would leave his V-card technically intact correct? I used to hear stories about uber-christian girls who had no problem taking it in the pooper as long as their hymen was left alone.

Of course if he is content with nothing but buttsex and BJ's maybe that is another sign of the gayness?

/NTTAWWT


Interesting if true...
 
2012-12-20 01:01:10 PM  
I have no doubt that she did the dumping.

I also have no doubt that some other guy was balls deep in that sex machine within 2 hours.
 
2012-12-20 01:05:23 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Sorry, but I don't buy that "I'm a virgin 'til I marry" schtick for a moment.

#1, he's a famous pro footballer.  That guy gets more tail thrown at him on a daily basis than most men see in a lifetime.

#2, he's a Christian.  Experience has taught me that whenever a Christian says they're not doing something and makes a big deal about how devout they are, they are doing that very thing every day and twice on Sundays.  5 gets you 10 Tebow is banging a very well-paid and very discreet call girl on the company dime.  At the very least, he is wanking it to the most unspeakably deviant porn out there.

Or maybe he's gay.


It's #4. You are a Tard... In this day of electronic communication, he would be outed in a heartbeat. Some people are an open book. There is no evidence to even suggest he is anything other than described.
 
2012-12-20 01:12:06 PM  
This belongs in the Entertainment tab. This is not sports.
 
And his sexual prowess & orientation are the very pinnacle of none of our business.
 
However, if I was hooked up with a hot guy like Tebow, but wasn't allowed to ride that magical unicorn? Yeah, I might have to move on, especially if I'm a young, beautiful, Hollywood starlet who won't have any trouble finding someone new.
 
2012-12-20 01:22:11 PM  
Dat pass.
 
2012-12-20 01:35:27 PM  
Also, why are people so afraid of Tebow? He's just a guy who really believes what he believes, and wants to share that message of hope.

What's wrong with that?

/Rhetorical question is rhetorical.
 
2012-12-20 01:35:41 PM  

my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: Benevolent Misanthrope: Sorry, but I don't buy that "I'm a virgin 'til I marry" schtick for a moment.

#1, he's a famous pro footballer.  That guy gets more tail thrown at him on a daily basis than most men see in a lifetime.

#2, he's a Christian.  Experience has taught me that whenever a Christian says they're not doing something and makes a big deal about how devout they are, they are doing that very thing every day and twice on Sundays.  5 gets you 10 Tebow is banging a very well-paid and very discreet call girl on the company dime.  At the very least, he is wanking it to the most unspeakably deviant porn out there.

Or maybe he's gay.

Could just be nothing but buttsex and BJ's right? That would leave his V-card technically intact correct? I used to hear stories about uber-christian girls who had no problem taking it in the pooper as long as their hyman was left alone.

Of course if he is content with nothing but buttsex and BJ's maybe that is another sign of the gayness?

/NTTAWWT


I think for guys, "virginity" is defined as never having stuck their dick in the bodily orifice of another animal.
 
2012-12-20 01:48:01 PM  

Di Atribe: And his sexual prowess & orientation are the very pinnacle of none of our business.


This.

Also this.
 
2012-12-20 01:48:10 PM  
Getting a blowjob means you're still a virgin, I think, but an assreaming means you ain't.

He's got the 'super closet' vibe for me. Like, trolling airport mensrooms.
 
2012-12-20 02:06:23 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: Benevolent Misanthrope: Sorry, but I don't buy that "I'm a virgin 'til I marry" schtick for a moment.

#1, he's a famous pro footballer.  That guy gets more tail thrown at him on a daily basis than most men see in a lifetime.

#2, he's a Christian.  Experience has taught me that whenever a Christian says they're not doing something and makes a big deal about how devout they are, they are doing that very thing every day and twice on Sundays.  5 gets you 10 Tebow is banging a very well-paid and very discreet call girl on the company dime.  At the very least, he is wanking it to the most unspeakably deviant porn out there.

Or maybe he's gay.

Could just be nothing but buttsex and BJ's right? That would leave his V-card technically intact correct? I used to hear stories about uber-christian girls who had no problem taking it in the pooper as long as their hyman was left alone.

Of course if he is content with nothing but buttsex and BJ's maybe that is another sign of the gayness?

/NTTAWWT

I think for guys, "virginity" is defined as never having stuck their dick in the bodily orifice of another animal.


Hmmmm...not exactly the definition we used when I was in high school, but I guess it could work for some.

xaks: Getting a blowjob means you're still a virgin, I think, but an assreaming means you ain't.


This makes more sense I think. Although...you are saying that if there is a guy and a girl, both virgins, and he puts it in her pooper, that afterwards she is still a virgin and he isn't? Seems a little off to me that that would be possible.
 
2012-12-20 02:25:05 PM  

my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: This makes more sense I think. Although...you are saying that if there is a guy and a girl, both virgins, and he puts it in her pooper, that afterwards she is still a virgin and he isn't? Seems a little off to me that that would be possible.


Remember, a guy screwing any hole he can get to is being a guy, and a woman doing the same thing is a slut. If THIS is OK, she can still be a virgin while he's cleaning off the shiatpacker.
 
2012-12-20 02:25:36 PM  
Before the most recent Jets defeat I saw him warming up in clothes that were little more than body paint. Hm...

Also, if you're a healthy adult and you spend a lot of time with someone for two months without having sex with that person, the two of you are not dating. You're just hanging out.
 
2012-12-20 02:34:10 PM  

ShadowLAnCeR: Also, why are people so afraid of Tebow?


Not sure if serious? Nobody's afraid of him. Have you seen him throw the football?
 
 

funk_soul_bubby: Also this.


Thank you. You are awesome.
 
2012-12-20 02:49:51 PM  
Christ, Tebow is setting new standards for fail.
 
2012-12-20 03:09:39 PM  

Pockafrusta: Benevolent Misanthrope: Sorry, but I don't buy that "I'm a virgin 'til I marry" schtick for a moment.

#1, he's a famous pro footballer.  That guy gets more tail thrown at him on a daily basis than most men see in a lifetime.

#2, he's a Christian.  Experience has taught me that whenever a Christian says they're not doing something and makes a big deal about how devout they are, they are doing that very thing every day and twice on Sundays.  5 gets you 10 Tebow is banging a very well-paid and very discreet call girl on the company dime.  At the very least, he is wanking it to the most unspeakably deviant porn out there.

Or maybe he's gay.

It's #4. You are a Tard... In this day of electronic communication, he would be outed in a heartbeat. Some people are an open book. There is no evidence to even suggest he is anything other than described.


What if he is a virgin of the ghey variety? No one can say that's ever been advertised.
 
2012-12-20 04:53:25 PM  
Tale as old as time,
song as old as rhyme
Sanchez and the beast
 
2012-12-20 05:36:21 PM  
It's possible she dumped him because as a non starting QB, in NY or not, he's not helping her public profile. Meanwhile, because of his beliefs, he's not enough fun for her to put up with, so it's time for her to move on.

If he's who he says he his, I think he'd do much better to find his gf/future wife within his community, not someone from public life. I'm sure there are plenty of women who'd share his perspective on life, but i doubt many of them are in the model/actress walk of life.
 
2012-12-20 07:02:42 PM  
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Yes, that's Tebow on the left.
 
2012-12-20 08:39:30 PM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-20 09:53:36 PM  
Good for her.

ts3.mm.bing.net

She was too young for him, anyway.
 
2012-12-21 02:00:29 AM  
 Sports tab. Huh.
 
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