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2012-12-20 09:58:15 AM
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2012-12-20 09:45:48 AM
3 votes:
According to my inbox, I have a penis in need of enlarging and I should refinance my home, yet for some strange reason hot horny teens want to meet me for sex RIGHT NOW.

HHT's have poor judgement, evidently.
2012-12-20 10:27:00 AM
2 votes:

Pair-o-Dice: myne: the_celt: Helpful pic of model in question

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That, Sir, is a carrot. Other possibilities are an Oompa Loompa or a Thanksgiving turkey.

Carrot? Well then, I'd love to bend that carrot over and go to town!


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2012-12-20 10:15:01 AM
2 votes:

the_celt: Helpful pic of model in question

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That, Sir, is a carrot. Other possibilities are an Oompa Loompa or a Thanksgiving turkey.
2012-12-20 09:50:44 AM
2 votes:
might be able to talk the wife of 25 years into a bit then...
2012-12-20 09:45:36 AM
2 votes:

Biokatt: Cue the wave of September 2013 babies.

/and new STDs


Just what this world needs.. another baby boom.
2012-12-20 09:44:47 AM
2 votes:

blatz514: What about my mom?


I think some people in Alabama would like a word....

Link
2012-12-20 09:44:06 AM
2 votes:
Cue the wave of September 2013 babies.

/and new STDs
2012-12-20 09:43:18 AM
2 votes:

blatz514: What about my mom?


She's good. I had sex with here last night and... why am I telling you? You were there...
2012-12-20 11:38:15 AM
1 votes:
If we were in a bar, I'd throw a drink right in your face. But under the circumstances, why not?

www.theclevelandfan.com
2012-12-20 10:32:08 AM
1 votes:
So, hot model's have "dry spells"? Are they counted in hours?
2012-12-20 10:29:20 AM
1 votes:
And not a single fark was giv----wait a minute.
2012-12-20 10:22:45 AM
1 votes:

myne: the_celt: Helpful pic of model in question

[img1.bdbphotos.com image 435x600]

That, Sir, is a carrot. Other possibilities are an Oompa Loompa or a Thanksgiving turkey.


Carrot? Well then, I'd love to bend that carrot over and go to town!
2012-12-20 10:18:27 AM
1 votes:
I know! It's been a madhouse all morning. Going to sleep good tonight.
2012-12-20 10:18:06 AM
1 votes:
My curiousity got the best of me so I went to Craig's list casual encounters to see if there were any end of the world sex seeking people, and nope, just the usual sad fatties or people with specific weird fetishes
2012-12-20 10:09:13 AM
1 votes:
jjwars1:

Quick, someone make a joke about your mom. It will be hilarious unlike the other 120,993,737,737 times one was made.

"jjwars1's mom was remote and depressive and never gave him any love. jjwars1 spent the rest of his life trying to act out his pain by making snarky comments on discussion boards."

/ what?
2012-12-20 10:02:54 AM
1 votes:
I'm anyone but you, so do I qualify?
2012-12-20 09:58:33 AM
1 votes:

Tyee: might be able to talk the wife of 25 years into a bit then...


Heh... my wife was kind of hinting about this last night. I ignored her and went back to "Dragonborn".
2012-12-20 09:54:10 AM
1 votes:
Isn't that funny? The earth is a rock weighing 5.97219 × 1024 kg, spinning 'round and 'round on its axis and hurtling through space at 66,700 mph around the sun for the last 4.5 BILLION years. Then some lifeforms "evolve" on its surface and start proclaiming that the whole thing is going to end. Poor Mother Gaia, she must be weeping at our ignorance.
2012-12-20 09:45:13 AM
1 votes:
Boy, am I getting jaded reading News Designed To Get Page Views From Stupid People. Yeah, I know it's primarily here on Fark precisely for that reason, but between this and the Warren Jeffs thread, I'm beginning to wonder how bad an idea those apocalyptic predictions really are.
 
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