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(Fox News)   Since the world is going to end tomorrow, Hot models are searching for sex with anyone but you   ( divider line
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11879 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Dec 2012 at 9:39 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-20 01:16:08 PM  
We're gonna need more qualifiers to be called model from now on too. Throwing a beej to a guy with a 5D in exchange for a couple pictures does not a model make.
2012-12-20 01:17:47 PM  
Hot models are searching for sex... well as lots of ugly-ass other people.

So will most maternity wards be filled to capacity in September 2013?
2012-12-20 01:42:32 PM  
This Friday will end like every other Friday, with furious angry masturbation.
2012-12-20 02:12:54 PM  

Phoenix19851: Frankly, All of these people would bore me to death with them thinking the world would end.

/would still plow it
//shameless excuse of a human being

perhaps they don't really believe is coming to an end.  maybe instead of stupid, they are just really horny and opportunistic.
2012-12-20 03:22:16 PM  

maxheck: jjwars1:

Quick, someone make a joke about your mom. It will be hilarious unlike the other 120,993,737,737 times one was made.

"jjwars1's mom was remote and depressive and never gave him any love. jjwars1 spent the rest of his life trying to act out his pain by making snarky comments on discussion boards."

/ what?

You should write horoscopes.
2012-12-20 03:22:21 PM  

stuffy: hundreddollarman: I won't lie, I've been looking up hot escorts I can bang for $300. If the Mayans are right, might as well go out snorting a line cocaine off a hookers tits.

Why just one? If the world ends your not going to need money.

That's true. But I only fark one girl at a time. Ah screw it, three $500/hr hookers then.
2012-12-20 06:10:06 PM  

Gentoolive: pute kisses like a man: i don't really want any of your moms.

Mom delights not me: no, nor father neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so.
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