Phoenix19851: Frankly, All of these people would bore me to death with them thinking the world would end./would still plow it//shameless excuse of a human being
maxheck: jjwars1:Quick, someone make a joke about your mom. It will be hilarious unlike the other 120,993,737,737 times one was made."jjwars1's mom was remote and depressive and never gave him any love. jjwars1 spent the rest of his life trying to act out his pain by making snarky comments on discussion boards."/ what?
stuffy: hundreddollarman: I won't lie, I've been looking up hot escorts I can bang for $300. If the Mayans are right, might as well go out snorting a line cocaine off a hookers tits.Why just one? If the world ends your not going to need money.
Gentoolive: pute kisses like a man: i don't really want any of your moms.
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