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2012-12-20 09:41:01 AM  
Meh. Need pics of actual "hot models".
 
2012-12-20 09:41:58 AM  
What about my mom?
 
2012-12-20 09:42:58 AM  
Frankly, All of these people would bore me to death with them thinking the world would end.

/would still plow it
//shameless excuse of a human being
 
2012-12-20 09:43:18 AM  

blatz514: What about my mom?


She's good. I had sex with here last night and... why am I telling you? You were there...
 
2012-12-20 09:44:06 AM  
Cue the wave of September 2013 babies.

/and new STDs
 
2012-12-20 09:44:09 AM  
Your mom is at MY house, because I knew no hot models would show up.
be prepared.
 
2012-12-20 09:44:47 AM  

blatz514: What about my mom?


I think some people in Alabama would like a word....

Link
 
2012-12-20 09:45:13 AM  
Boy, am I getting jaded reading News Designed To Get Page Views From Stupid People. Yeah, I know it's primarily here on Fark precisely for that reason, but between this and the Warren Jeffs thread, I'm beginning to wonder how bad an idea those apocalyptic predictions really are.
 
2012-12-20 09:45:36 AM  

Biokatt: Cue the wave of September 2013 babies.

/and new STDs


Just what this world needs.. another baby boom.
 
2012-12-20 09:45:48 AM  
According to my inbox, I have a penis in need of enlarging and I should refinance my home, yet for some strange reason hot horny teens want to meet me for sex RIGHT NOW.

HHT's have poor judgement, evidently.
 
2012-12-20 09:48:21 AM  

hubcity: Boy, am I getting jaded reading News Designed To Get Page Views From Stupid People. Yeah, I know it's primarily here on Fark precisely for that reason, but between this and the Warren Jeffs thread, I'm beginning to wonder how bad an idea those apocalyptic predictions really are.


I had kinda hoped in the aftermath of the Newtown shootings that news sites would get some farking perspective and realize how stupid these stories are. Once again I overestimate humanity.
 
2012-12-20 09:49:57 AM  

hubcity: Boy, am I getting jaded reading News Designed To Get Page Views From Stupid People. Yeah, I know it's primarily here on Fark precisely for that reason, but between this and the Warren Jeffs thread, I'm beginning to wonder how bad an idea those apocalyptic predictions really are.


I am right there with you. I honestly am hoping that the "World" does end. I am fed up with humanity.
 
2012-12-20 09:50:43 AM  

blatz514: What about my mom?


/Already did that.
 
2012-12-20 09:50:44 AM  
might be able to talk the wife of 25 years into a bit then...
 
2012-12-20 09:53:12 AM  
i don't really want any of your moms.
 
2012-12-20 09:53:12 AM  
I'm working my wife to get a little while we still have a chance.... "Yo, baby, how about I get all Mayan on yo hot ass?"
 
2012-12-20 09:54:10 AM  
Isn't that funny? The earth is a rock weighing 5.97219 × 1024 kg, spinning 'round and 'round on its axis and hurtling through space at 66,700 mph around the sun for the last 4.5 BILLION years. Then some lifeforms "evolve" on its surface and start proclaiming that the whole thing is going to end. Poor Mother Gaia, she must be weeping at our ignorance.
 
2012-12-20 09:55:15 AM  

maxheck: According to my inbox, I have a penis in need of enlarging and I should refinance my home, yet for some strange reason hot horny teens want to meet me for sex RIGHT NOW.

HHT's have poor judgement, evidently.


I thought the poor judgement was part of their appeal.
 
2012-12-20 09:58:15 AM  
i220.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-20 09:58:33 AM  

Tyee: might be able to talk the wife of 25 years into a bit then...


Heh... my wife was kind of hinting about this last night. I ignored her and went back to "Dragonborn".
 
2012-12-20 09:59:06 AM  
Gaseous Anomaly:

maxheck: According to my inbox, I have a penis in need of enlarging and I should refinance my home, yet for some strange reason hot horny teens want to meet me for sex RIGHT NOW.

HHT's have poor judgement, evidently.

I thought the poor judgement was part of their appeal.


It's the only way I've ever gotten laid, HHT or otherwise...
 
2012-12-20 09:59:37 AM  
Well there is that ex girlfriend that I would love to plow.
 
2012-12-20 10:00:15 AM  
Helpful pic of model in question

img1.bdbphotos.com
 
2012-12-20 10:00:43 AM  
That was one of the worst "articles" I've ever read. I know it's not news and all, but damn...
 
2012-12-20 10:02:54 AM  
I'm anyone but you, so do I qualify?
 
2012-12-20 10:05:00 AM  
Quick, someone make a joke about your mom. It will be hilarious unlike the other 120,993,737,737 times one was made.
 
2012-12-20 10:09:13 AM  
jjwars1:

Quick, someone make a joke about your mom. It will be hilarious unlike the other 120,993,737,737 times one was made.

"jjwars1's mom was remote and depressive and never gave him any love. jjwars1 spent the rest of his life trying to act out his pain by making snarky comments on discussion boards."

/ what?
 
2012-12-20 10:15:01 AM  

the_celt: Helpful pic of model in question

[img1.bdbphotos.com image 435x600]


That, Sir, is a carrot. Other possibilities are an Oompa Loompa or a Thanksgiving turkey.
 
2012-12-20 10:16:26 AM  

Occam's Disposable Razor: That was one of the worst "articles" I've ever read. I know it's not news and all, but damn...


Ya don't read much, do ya?
 
2012-12-20 10:18:06 AM  
My curiousity got the best of me so I went to Craig's list casual encounters to see if there were any end of the world sex seeking people, and nope, just the usual sad fatties or people with specific weird fetishes
 
2012-12-20 10:18:27 AM  
I know! It's been a madhouse all morning. Going to sleep good tonight.
 
2012-12-20 10:22:39 AM  
Occam's Disposable Razor


That was one of the worst "articles" I've ever read. I know it's not news and all, but damn.

Thank god I didn't read the article.

/subby.
 
2012-12-20 10:22:45 AM  

myne: the_celt: Helpful pic of model in question

[img1.bdbphotos.com image 435x600]

That, Sir, is a carrot. Other possibilities are an Oompa Loompa or a Thanksgiving turkey.


Carrot? Well then, I'd love to bend that carrot over and go to town!
 
2012-12-20 10:27:00 AM  

Pair-o-Dice: myne: the_celt: Helpful pic of model in question

[img1.bdbphotos.com image 435x600]

That, Sir, is a carrot. Other possibilities are an Oompa Loompa or a Thanksgiving turkey.

Carrot? Well then, I'd love to bend that carrot over and go to town!


1.bp.blogspot.com2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-20 10:29:20 AM  
And not a single fark was giv----wait a minute.
 
2012-12-20 10:29:42 AM  

Pair-o-Dice: myne: the_celt: Helpful pic of model in question

[img1.bdbphotos.com image 435x600]

That, Sir, is a carrot. Other possibilities are an Oompa Loompa or a Thanksgiving turkey.

Carrot? Well then, I'd love to bend that carrot over and go to town!


Here you go...

g.mynet.com
 
2012-12-20 10:32:08 AM  
So, hot model's have "dry spells"? Are they counted in hours?
 
2012-12-20 10:36:11 AM  
Headline: ...Hot models are searching for sex with anyone but you...

So, exactly like every other day?

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2012-12-20 10:46:48 AM  
News flash. People don't really believe the world is going to end. It is just an excuse for them to get laid. No need to get bitter about it.
 
2012-12-20 10:50:42 AM  

Pick: I know! It's been a madhouse all morning. Going to sleep good tonight.


Damnit!
 
2012-12-20 11:00:52 AM  
 
2012-12-20 11:35:31 AM  
I won't lie, I've been looking up hot escorts I can bang for $300. If the Mayans are right, might as well go out snorting a line cocaine off a hookers tits.
 
2012-12-20 11:38:15 AM  
If we were in a bar, I'd throw a drink right in your face. But under the circumstances, why not?

www.theclevelandfan.com
 
2012-12-20 11:39:40 AM  

hundreddollarman: I won't lie, I've been looking up hot escorts I can bang for $300. If the Mayans are right, might as well go out snorting a line cocaine off a hookers tits.


Sheen?
 
2012-12-20 11:52:39 AM  
This is why we can't have nice things, because there are way too many stupid people in this world.
 
2012-12-20 11:54:38 AM  

hundreddollarman: I won't lie, I've been looking up hot escorts I can bang for $300. If the Mayans are right, might as well go out snorting a line cocaine off a hookers tits.


Why just one? If the world ends your not going to need money.
 
2012-12-20 12:00:17 PM  

pute kisses like a man: i don't really want any of your moms.


Dads?
 
2012-12-20 12:07:58 PM  
What's the different between a whore and a biatch?

A whore will have sex with anyone, a biatch will have sex with anyone but you.
 
2012-12-20 12:23:17 PM  
That's no model, she looks like a coked out, used up porn star. Whoopie, sluts are having sex, huge news.
 
2012-12-20 01:14:10 PM  
I hate myself for clicking on this article. Its not news etc...
 
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