blatz514: What about my mom?
Biokatt: Cue the wave of September 2013 babies./and new STDs
hubcity: Boy, am I getting jaded reading News Designed To Get Page Views From Stupid People. Yeah, I know it's primarily here on Fark precisely for that reason, but between this and the Warren Jeffs thread, I'm beginning to wonder how bad an idea those apocalyptic predictions really are.
maxheck: According to my inbox, I have a penis in need of enlarging and I should refinance my home, yet for some strange reason hot horny teens want to meet me for sex RIGHT NOW.HHT's have poor judgement, evidently.
Tyee: might be able to talk the wife of 25 years into a bit then...
the_celt: Helpful pic of model in question[img1.bdbphotos.com image 435x600]
Occam's Disposable Razor: That was one of the worst "articles" I've ever read. I know it's not news and all, but damn...
myne: the_celt: Helpful pic of model in question[img1.bdbphotos.com image 435x600]That, Sir, is a carrot. Other possibilities are an Oompa Loompa or a Thanksgiving turkey.
Pair-o-Dice: myne: the_celt: Helpful pic of model in question[img1.bdbphotos.com image 435x600]That, Sir, is a carrot. Other possibilities are an Oompa Loompa or a Thanksgiving turkey.Carrot? Well then, I'd love to bend that carrot over and go to town!
Pick: I know! It's been a madhouse all morning. Going to sleep good tonight.
hundreddollarman: I won't lie, I've been looking up hot escorts I can bang for $300. If the Mayans are right, might as well go out snorting a line cocaine off a hookers tits.
pute kisses like a man: i don't really want any of your moms.
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