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(NBC News)   Women prefer men who are somewhat hard-to-get, and men prefer women who are very hard-to-get. I prefer sluts   (bodyodd.nbcnews.com) divider line 128
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2012-12-20 09:35:26 AM
I prefer women who can handle their own shiat. If I wanted someone to be dependent on me, I'd adopt a child.
 
2012-12-20 09:36:11 AM

incendi: I prefer women who can handle their own shiat. If I wanted someone to be dependent on me, I'd adopt a child.

 
2012-12-20 09:38:48 AM
I prefer a woman who cries at the drop of the hat and is violently opposed to the UN.
 
2012-12-20 09:39:57 AM
I like women who like giving me oral sex.
 
2012-12-20 09:42:06 AM
I prefer women who don't play mind games.
 
2012-12-20 09:42:25 AM
I prefer a woman who can look past my fedora and my literal constant flatulence and see the beautiful man inside me
 
2012-12-20 09:42:44 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-20 09:43:15 AM

Jackson Herring: I prefer a woman who can look past my fedora and my literal constant flatulence and see the beautiful man inside me


That you ate.
 
2012-12-20 09:44:05 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-20 09:44:09 AM

Jackson Herring: I prefer a woman who can look past my fedora and my literal constant flatulence and see the beautiful man inside me


Don't worry, I'm sure you can start a website to give all the ladies an unskewed look at the real you.
 
2012-12-20 09:49:47 AM

incendi: Jackson Herring: I prefer a woman who can look past my fedora and my literal constant flatulence and see the beautiful man inside me

Don't worry, I'm sure you can start a website to give all the ladies an unskewed look at the real you.


I just hope that I can get my picture taken with Pam Gellar
 
2012-12-20 09:51:28 AM
I just want a girl with the right allocations.
 
2012-12-20 09:52:39 AM
No Cake.
 
2012-12-20 09:57:51 AM

Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 474x436]


Thank you for posting that so I don't have to.
 
2012-12-20 09:58:28 AM

Jackson Herring: No Cake.


But I just want a man made of cake.
 
2012-12-20 09:58:34 AM

Jackson Herring: No Cake.


What do you have against a girl with uninterrupted prosperity?
 
2012-12-20 10:06:29 AM
An MG is an heirloom one could pass on to their children, is all I am saying
 
2012-12-20 10:18:02 AM
I want an epistolary relationship with a well-dressed small potato owner.
 
2012-12-20 10:36:27 AM
I prefer small blonde Portugese skiers, who (when she's not training) does abstract painting, practices yoga and brews her own beer. And really likes making home movies. And suffers neck-down alopecia.
 
2012-12-20 10:40:08 AM

itsdan: I prefer small blonde Portugese skiers, who (when she's not training) does abstract painting, practices yoga and brews her own beer. And really likes making home movies. And suffers neck-down alopecia.


Well if she really loves you she'll sing you passages of the Koran to the tune of Waltzing Matilda wearing nothing but a Bob the Builder hat.
 
2012-12-20 10:40:46 AM
You mean that folks perceive that difficulty and energy expended in getting something translates to better value?
 
Whuddathunkit?
 
2012-12-20 10:40:48 AM
I like a man who's not afraid to get into furious arguments on the internet, and tell me about them in great detail afterwards.
 
2012-12-20 10:42:25 AM

sweetmelissa31: I want an epistolary relationship with a well-dressed small potato owner.


Lavinia?
 
2012-12-20 10:43:20 AM

God Is My Co-Pirate: I like a man who's not afraid to get into furious arguments on the internet, and tell me about them in great detail afterwards.


Sorry, I'm taken
 
2012-12-20 10:47:51 AM

God Is My Co-Pirate: I like a man who's not afraid to get into furious arguments on the internet, and tell me about them in great detail afterwards.


*points at ring*
 
2012-12-20 11:03:32 AM

James!: Jackson Herring: No Cake.

What do you have against a girl with uninterrupted prosperity?


And eyes like diamonds who'll suck your dick like a cigarette...
 
2012-12-20 11:04:19 AM

hillbillypharmacist: Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 474x436]

Thank you for posting that so I don't have to.


What's the story behind that picture -- did the guy actually post that on his OkCupid profile with all those captions?
 
2012-12-20 11:08:06 AM

Elzar: who'll suck your dick like a cigarette...


That sounds like a terribly inefficient blowjob.
 
2012-12-20 11:09:57 AM

incendi: Elzar: who'll suck your dick like a cigarette...

That sounds like a terribly inefficient blowjob.


The worst part is when she lights it.
 
2012-12-20 11:31:59 AM

phaseolus: hillbillypharmacist: Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 474x436]

 
Thank you for posting that so I don't have to.
 
What's the story behind that picture -- did the guy actually post that on his OkCupid profile with all those captions?
 
Yes
 
2012-12-20 11:33:06 AM
I prefer a woman who is still breathing on her own and not hooked up to a nursing home respirator.
 
2012-12-20 11:45:47 AM

mahuika: Yes

 
Ahh haha
 
25.media.tumblr.com
 
Thou shalt die on my sword rather than visit the abortion apothecary, fair maiden.
 
2012-12-20 11:46:10 AM

doglover: I prefer women who don't play mind games.


This.  I want to know what love is, so I don't deal with head games.  That's as cold as ice and makes me  hot-blooded enough to get double-vision.  Women.
 
2012-12-20 11:48:00 AM
Procreation is not a good idea at this stage of my life, the stage of my life where I find it acceptable to wear a sword and a cloak in public.
 
2012-12-20 11:50:20 AM
It's like a salesman that is trying to sell something on the cheap and pushing people to buy it. The natural response is to question what is wrong with it.
 
2012-12-20 11:53:25 AM

mahuika: phaseolus: hillbillypharmacist: Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 474x436]
 
Thank you for posting that so I don't have to.
 
What's the story behind that picture -- did the guy actually post that on his OkCupid profile with all those captions?
 
Yes


 
Interesting. He must be on a budget though, posting his profile on OkCupid like that. I think the mail-order bride business was created just for men like him...
 
2012-12-20 11:53:52 AM

sweetmelissa31: mahuika: Yes
 
Ahh haha
 
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x667]
 
Thou shalt die on my sword rather than visit the abortion apothecary, fair maiden.

 
WE ARE THE 1%. Who know how to treat the breeding vessels known as women nicely.
 
2012-12-20 11:55:39 AM

phaseolus: mahuika: phaseolus: hillbillypharmacist: Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 474x436]
 
Thank you for posting that so I don't have to.
 
What's the story behind that picture -- did the guy actually post that on his OkCupid profile with all those captions?
 
Yes

 
Interesting. He must be on a budget though, posting his profile on OkCupid like that. I think the mail-order bride business was created just for men like him...


Also, Real Dolls
 
2012-12-20 11:56:09 AM
mahuika:
 
Yes

Oh,  I'm going to be stuck on this page for at least an hour. Thanks.
 
2012-12-20 11:58:53 AM

Rapmaster2000: doglover: I prefer women who don't play mind games.

 
This.  I want to know what love is, so I don't deal with head games.  That's as cold as ice and makes me  hot-blooded enough to get double-vision.  Women.
 
The first step is to stop dating high school students.
 
2012-12-20 12:01:28 PM

sweetmelissa31: Rapmaster2000: doglover: I prefer women who don't play mind games.
 
This.  I want to know what love is, so I don't deal with head games.  That's as cold as ice and makes me  hot-blooded enough to get double-vision.  Women.
 
The first step is to stop dating high school students.


you mean
 
 
girls?
 
2012-12-20 12:10:56 PM
sweetmelissa31: The first step is to stop dating high school students.

You must have noticed the studies appear based on college students for data.
 
I concur. Methinks the article isn't applicable beyond high school and college students.
 
2012-12-20 12:15:25 PM

sweetmelissa31: Rapmaster2000: doglover: I prefer women who don't play mind games.
 
This.  I want to know what love is, so I don't deal with head games.  That's as cold as ice and makes me  hot-blooded enough to get double-vision.  Women.
 
The first step is to stop dating high school students.


They're notorious for that, but I'm just working for the weekend so I can turn me loose for hot girls in love because this could be the night where I'm loving every minute of it or I could end up at destination heartbreak.  When it's over, it's your life.
 
2012-12-20 12:26:12 PM
My boyfriend didn't play hard-to-get when we got together, and neither did I.  I don't have time for that crap.  It's been over 10 years now, and if it all ended tomorrow, I still wouldn't want a guy that plays hard-to-get.  Don't make me guess at what you want or what you need, or whether you like me/are interested in me.  Just goddamn tell me.  If you want to engage in adult relationships with people, act like a farking grown-up.
 
2012-12-20 12:33:05 PM
Women forgot how this works. You hit on me, and therefore have to impress ME and pass MY criteria and standards - not vice versa. Pictures of just your head and your inability to answer a simple question lets me know one thing. You are not in shape. I am a trainer on the side, in fact, I am heading to the gym in 26 minutes!
 
2012-12-20 12:47:55 PM

sweetmelissa31: Rapmaster2000: doglover: I prefer women who don't play mind games.

This.  I want to know what love is, so I don't deal with head games.  That's as cold as ice and makes me  hot-blooded enough to get double-vision.  Women.

The first step is to stop dating high school students.



Ah, but I keep getting older, and they stay the same age.
 
2012-12-20 01:21:15 PM
I can get somewhat hard. Does that count?
 
2012-12-20 01:25:53 PM
Women?
 
2012-12-20 01:26:16 PM
I want two chicks at one time.

/and a winning lottery ticket
 
2012-12-20 01:26:47 PM
"500 American college students"

Heck, some of those relationships lasted until mid-terms.
 
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