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7713 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Dec 2012 at 12:36 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-20 11:14:50 AM  
2 votes:
Huh.  Possession of marijuana.  I'd have guessed mushrooms.
2012-12-20 12:52:34 PM  
1 vote:
Princess Peach is such a tease. At least Mario can look forward to his reunion with Bowser in jail

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2012-12-20 12:44:50 PM  
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JerseyTim: I wonder when the corporations that own the rights to these characters are going to crack down on these costumed idiots parading around Times Square and taking pictures with tourists for $5. It has to drive Disney nuts that there are five Mickeys out there at any given moment. It also has to drive them nuts when you see them take off their masks in full view of everyone. Put your head back on. That can be very traumatic for the kids.

Yeah, I don't know when Times Square became the place for nobodies to convince tourists they were somebodies, but the place has become completely overridden with them the last year or two. Although I did kind of like the hot chicks in red and blue slutty cheerleader uniforms that said "New York" on them. (Never mind that the Giants don't have cheerleaders.)
2012-12-20 12:39:07 PM  
1 vote:
When will the video game inspired violence stop?!?
2012-12-20 11:04:34 AM  
1 vote:
This is way better than my headline.
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