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2012-12-20 10:08:36 AM
Bet she wishes she was in another castle...
 
2012-12-20 10:17:32 AM
I wonder when the corporations that own the rights to these characters are going to crack down on these costumed idiots parading around Times Square and taking pictures with tourists for $5. It has to drive Disney nuts that there are five Mickeys out there at any given moment. It also has to drive them nuts when you see them take off their masks in full view of everyone. Put your head back on. That can be very traumatic for the kids.
 
2012-12-20 10:18:55 AM
Thank you mario, but your princess is in another jail cell
 
2012-12-20 11:04:34 AM
This is way better than my headline.
 
2012-12-20 11:14:50 AM
Huh.  Possession of marijuana.  I'd have guessed mushrooms.
 
2012-12-20 11:14:56 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-20 12:39:07 PM
When will the video game inspired violence stop?!?
 
2012-12-20 12:39:42 PM
Did he try to shake her tree first?
 
2012-12-20 12:40:53 PM

JerseyTim: I wonder when the corporations that own the rights to these characters are going to crack down on these costumed idiots parading around Times Square and taking pictures with tourists for $5. It has to drive Disney nuts that there are five Mickeys out there at any given moment. It also has to drive them nuts when you see them take off their masks in full view of everyone. Put your head back on. That can be very traumatic for the kids.


Yeah because kids aren't smart enough to recognize a guy in a suit and think that these are actual cartoon characters who are removing their heads. If your kid is likely to be traumatized by this he will probably be too busy counting to potato to even notice.
 
2012-12-20 12:43:05 PM
He should have said that he was trying to cure cancer.
 
2012-12-20 12:43:08 PM
He should try movin' to the country.
 
2012-12-20 12:43:38 PM

trivial use of my dark powers: Huh.  Possession of marijuana.  I'd have guessed mushrooms.


www.topcultured.com
 
2012-12-20 12:44:22 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Bet she wishes she was in another castle...


*snert*

She's probably used to short Italian plumbers going after her pipes.
 
2012-12-20 12:44:50 PM

JerseyTim: I wonder when the corporations that own the rights to these characters are going to crack down on these costumed idiots parading around Times Square and taking pictures with tourists for $5. It has to drive Disney nuts that there are five Mickeys out there at any given moment. It also has to drive them nuts when you see them take off their masks in full view of everyone. Put your head back on. That can be very traumatic for the kids.


Yeah, I don't know when Times Square became the place for nobodies to convince tourists they were somebodies, but the place has become completely overridden with them the last year or two. Although I did kind of like the hot chicks in red and blue slutty cheerleader uniforms that said "New York" on them. (Never mind that the Giants don't have cheerleaders.)
 
2012-12-20 12:45:37 PM
Cheers, subby! Much better than my headline!!
 
2012-12-20 12:47:17 PM

trivial use of my dark powers: Huh.  Possession of marijuana.  I'd have guessed mushrooms.


fc07.deviantart.net

If he had already smoked that leaf, they would have caught him grouping raccoons in central park.
 
2012-12-20 12:47:58 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: Thank you mario, but your princess is in another jail cell


Please. Mario's about to become the princess, at least from the perspective of the other inmates.
 
2012-12-20 12:50:01 PM
Ugh those costumed characters in Times Square are the worst...so nasty looking and rude.

I was just up there the other month and two of them, Elmo & Cookie Monster, really creeped me out. The Elmo looked like he had a broken neck and spoke with a thick Indian accent. The Cookie Monster had a thick Russian accent and kept saying, "Hey there baby, how about a picture. No? Come on..." And parents were letting these creeps hold their kids for pictures!!

Oh, there was also a very down on her luck Smurfette and Sassette Smurf...both of whom looked like they would do horrible, nasty things for money.
 
2012-12-20 12:52:19 PM

Egoy3k: JerseyTim: I wonder when the corporations that own the rights to these characters are going to crack down on these costumed idiots parading around Times Square and taking pictures with tourists for $5. It has to drive Disney nuts that there are five Mickeys out there at any given moment. It also has to drive them nuts when you see them take off their masks in full view of everyone. Put your head back on. That can be very traumatic for the kids.

Yeah because kids aren't smart enough to recognize a guy in a suit and think that these are actual cartoon characters who are removing their heads. If your kid is likely to be traumatized by this he will probably be too busy counting to potato to even notice.


Have you ever met a 3-year-old kid? They still believe it's completely logical for a morbidly obese man to go around the world on a flying sleigh with a sack full of infinite toys in one night. So, yeah. Any *normal* kid is probably going to think these guys are the real deal.

I was just talking to a friend about how the knock-off characters in Times Square are basically a ticking PR time bomb (or bob-omb, as the case may be.)

I'm just glad it wasn't the creepy Elmo who insists you stuff money in his red, furry sack. Sesame Street's already taken enough of an image hit this year.
 
2012-12-20 12:52:34 PM
Princess Peach is such a tease. At least Mario can look forward to his reunion with Bowser in jail

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YOU GONNA GET RAPED
 
2012-12-20 12:53:03 PM
So, was it really a Peach or perhaps a Nectarine?
 
2012-12-20 12:54:49 PM

Super Chronic: JerseyTim: I wonder when the corporations that own the rights to these characters are going to crack down on these costumed idiots parading around Times Square and taking pictures with tourists for $5. It has to drive Disney nuts that there are five Mickeys out there at any given moment. It also has to drive them nuts when you see them take off their masks in full view of everyone. Put your head back on. That can be very traumatic for the kids.

Yeah, I don't know when Times Square became the place for nobodies to convince tourists they were somebodies, but the place has become completely overridden with them the last year or two. Although I did kind of like the hot chicks in red and blue slutty cheerleader uniforms that said "New York" on them. (Never mind that the Giants don't have cheerleaders.)


The worst is the old hag "Naked Cowgirl" who is out there every now and then. It's like that scene in The Shining with the bath tub. *shudder*
 
2012-12-20 12:54:53 PM

Egoy3k: Yeah because kids aren't smart enough to recognize a guy in a suit and think that these are actual cartoon characters who are removing their heads. If your kid is likely to be traumatized by this he will probably be too busy counting to potato to even notice.


How would your kids react? Oh... that's right...
 
2012-12-20 12:56:24 PM

Egoy3k: JerseyTim: I wonder when the corporations that own the rights to these characters are going to crack down on these costumed idiots parading around Times Square and taking pictures with tourists for $5. It has to drive Disney nuts that there are five Mickeys out there at any given moment. It also has to drive them nuts when you see them take off their masks in full view of everyone. Put your head back on. That can be very traumatic for the kids.

 
Yeah because kids aren't smart enough to recognize a guy in a suit and think that these are actual cartoon characters who are removing their heads. If your kid is likely to be traumatized by this he will probably be too busy counting to potato to even notice.
 
Right, it's just the kids that fall out of parents like that who would be "traumatized". Ostensibly, the parents are also Morans.
 
2012-12-20 12:59:59 PM
www.wildforwednesdays.com 

I have the '08 version.
Mushrooms = Obv
Fire Flower = Opium
Raccoon Leaf = as per mentioned before...

He'd legalize that and the eradication of all Turtles...which I wouldn't be too keen on
 
2012-12-20 01:00:51 PM

xsarien: Egoy3k: JerseyTim: I wonder when the corporations that own the rights to these characters are going to crack down on these costumed idiots parading around Times Square and taking pictures with tourists for $5. It has to drive Disney nuts that there are five Mickeys out there at any given moment. It also has to drive them nuts when you see them take off their masks in full view of everyone. Put your head back on. That can be very traumatic for the kids.

Yeah because kids aren't smart enough to recognize a guy in a suit and think that these are actual cartoon characters who are removing their heads. If your kid is likely to be traumatized by this he will probably be too busy counting to potato to even notice.

Have you ever met a 3-year-old kid? They still believe it's completely logical for a morbidly obese man to go around the world on a flying sleigh with a sack full of infinite toys in one night. So, yeah. Any *normal* kid is probably going to think these guys are the real deal.

I was just talking to a friend about how the knock-off characters in Times Square are basically a ticking PR time bomb (or bob-omb, as the case may be.)

I'm just glad it wasn't the creepy Elmo who insists you stuff money in his red, furry sack. Sesame Street's already taken enough of an image hit this year.


You mean this creepy Elmo:

i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-20 01:01:49 PM

Headline:  Mario arrested for attempting to grope Princess's peach 


 


Article:  Police say a man dressed as a Super Mario Brother 


 


Could've been Luigi...

 
2012-12-20 01:02:28 PM

mithras_angel: He should have said that he was trying to cure cancer.


That's the newest ongoing joke between my wife and I. "Well, honey, I have to grab your breasts even MORE often now. It's a medical thing."

//They're real, and they're spectacular.
 
2012-12-20 01:04:16 PM

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: xsarien: Egoy3k: JerseyTim: I wonder when the corporations that own the rights to these characters are going to crack down on these costumed idiots parading around Times Square and taking pictures with tourists for $5. It has to drive Disney nuts that there are five Mickeys out there at any given moment. It also has to drive them nuts when you see them take off their masks in full view of everyone. Put your head back on. That can be very traumatic for the kids.

Yeah because kids aren't smart enough to recognize a guy in a suit and think that these are actual cartoon characters who are removing their heads. If your kid is likely to be traumatized by this he will probably be too busy counting to potato to even notice.

Have you ever met a 3-year-old kid? They still believe it's completely logical for a morbidly obese man to go around the world on a flying sleigh with a sack full of infinite toys in one night. So, yeah. Any *normal* kid is probably going to think these guys are the real deal.

I was just talking to a friend about how the knock-off characters in Times Square are basically a ticking PR time bomb (or bob-omb, as the case may be.)

I'm just glad it wasn't the creepy Elmo who insists you stuff money in his red, furry sack. Sesame Street's already taken enough of an image hit this year.

You mean this creepy Elmo:

[i49.tinypic.com image 428x640]


Yes.

/ Or as I'm absolutely sure he's heard before, "That's him, officer!"
 
2012-12-20 01:08:34 PM

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: Ugh those costumed characters in Times Square are the worst...so nasty looking and rude.

I was just up there the other month and two of them, Elmo & Cookie Monster, really creeped me out. The Elmo looked like he had a broken neck and spoke with a thick Indian accent. The Cookie Monster had a thick Russian accent and kept saying, "Hey there baby, how about a picture. No? Come on..." And parents were letting these creeps hold their kids for pictures!!

Oh, there was also a very down on her luck Smurfette and Sassette Smurf...both of whom looked like they would do horrible, nasty things for money.


How can they not have realized how much money they could make by offering their services to a select clientele?
 
/Who wouldn't want to be blue by Smurfette?
 
2012-12-20 01:22:18 PM
He should have made his getaway..
 
C'est en faisant n'importe quoi qu'on devient n'importe qui
 
Never gets old.
 
2012-12-20 01:23:03 PM

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: Oh, there was also a very down on her luck Smurfette and Sassette Smurf...both of whom looked like they would do horrible, nasty things for money.


Two questions: Is Sassette legal now, and does she still have ponytails? This is important!!!
 
2012-12-20 01:27:12 PM

trivial use of my dark powers: Huh.  Possession of marijuana.  I'd have guessed mushrooms.


t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-12-20 01:28:01 PM
This looks consensual, but I would be worried about a fungal infection.

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2012-12-20 01:30:34 PM

Mega Steve: Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: Oh, there was also a very down on her luck Smurfette and Sassette Smurf...both of whom looked like they would do horrible, nasty things for money.

Two questions: Is Sassette legal now, and does she still have ponytails? This is important!!!


I don't know...you be the judge...

i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-20 01:34:58 PM

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: Ugh those costumed characters in Times Square are the worst...so nasty looking and rude.

I was just up there the other month and two of them, Elmo & Cookie Monster, really creeped me out. The Elmo looked like he had a broken neck and spoke with a thick Indian accent. The Cookie Monster had a thick Russian accent and kept saying, "Hey there baby, how about a picture. No? Come on..." And parents were letting these creeps hold their kids for pictures!!

Oh, there was also a very down on her luck Smurfette and Sassette Smurf...both of whom looked like they would do horrible, nasty things for money.


They're like squirrels. They're vermin, and they'd have gone away by now if the out-of-towners didn't keep feeding them.
 
2012-12-20 02:23:32 PM
You farkers are starting to be slackers.
s1.postimage.org
 
2012-12-20 02:49:55 PM
"Dressed as a Super Mario Brother"? Good grief; what's next, we find out the camera was taped by someone dressed as Bogs Binny?
 
2012-12-20 03:04:03 PM
Next, a bank will be held up by Samus. Bounty hunting doesn't pay that well don't ya know.
 
2012-12-20 04:29:32 PM
grabbed her thigh

wow! That woman was a prude. he could have been trying to tickle her.


/Tickling- like rape, except they have to laugh.
 
2012-12-20 04:58:09 PM
 
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