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(NBC News)   The Feds want your help to track down this hottish female pornographer and her 4-year-old co-star   (usnews.nbcnews.com ) divider line 138
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2012-12-20 10:30:19 AM  
Ok who called the cops!?!?
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-20 10:31:23 AM  
I'd hit it.


*Insert "With a ..." cliche here.*
 
2012-12-20 10:32:20 AM  
If I capture her, can I keep her? I would like to see what the effects of an industrial wood chipper do to a human female!
 
2012-12-20 10:33:25 AM  

Snort: I'd hit it.


*Insert "With a ..." cliche here.*


Your face when....
 
static.guim.co.uk
 
2012-12-20 10:34:17 AM  

JeffreyScott: My best guess is the feds somehow got a hold of a video and was able to look at the meta data to determine the type of video device that was used to film it, and cross referenced where that type of device was sold. It is not unreasonable to conclude that video is imprinted with identifying data, just like computer printers print on pages identifying the product's specific serial number.

Every page you print on your laser printer contains tiny dots that can be used to determine the serial number of the device that printed it. If you send in your printer registration card the company would have your name matched up to your devices specific serial number.


Depends on the level of tech savvy she (or whoever is behind it) has.  A dummy with no brains can strip metadata, but some people don't even realize it exists.
 
2012-12-20 10:34:27 AM  
Why not release a bit of the video so we can hear her voice?
 
2012-12-20 10:38:08 AM  

doczoidberg: Why not release a bit of the video so we can hear her voice?


FARK is not your personal erotica site.
 
2012-12-20 10:39:42 AM  

BronyMedic: doczoidberg: Why not release a bit of the video so we can hear her voice?

FARK is not your personal erotica site.


Speak fer yerself.

/foobies!
 
2012-12-20 10:41:32 AM  

Sticky Hands: I know they need to attempt to protect the victim, but that article is so vague that the co-star might be a goat.


When I read the Fark headline I assumed that 4 year old was being used as slang for a horse.

The fact that it may actually be a child human is, somehow, even more disturbing.
 
2012-12-20 10:42:17 AM  

mister aj: I hope it's not her son, but unfortunately it probably is :-(. Incest is farking sick, and if so I hope he's ok.


Right, like that changes so much here.
 
2012-12-20 10:42:33 AM  
Yeah hope she goes away for a long time. Which farker(s) ex is this anyway?
 
2012-12-20 10:44:56 AM  

BronyMedic: doczoidberg: Why not release a bit of the video so we can hear her voice?

FARK is not your personal erotica site.


 
I mean, two seconds or so, just a part with her saying something.
 
Blur out any image of the victim.
 
Is there no point in the video where we can see the location where it was shot? They'll do that sometimes -- release images of the hotel room (or whatever) in which something like this was made, but edit out the victim.
 
2012-12-20 10:49:08 AM  
This just gives me the creeps. Incidentally, I keep seeing people refer to the victim as a "he". Did I miss something because I didn't think the article specified the gender?
 
2012-12-20 10:54:37 AM  

Radak: mister aj: I hope it's not her son, but unfortunately it probably is :-(. Incest is farking sick, and if so I hope he's ok.

Right, like that changes so much here.


Well, it does add another level of wtf in that not only would you do that to *A* child, but to *YOUR* child.  But true, even if it isn't that is in no way a mitigating factor.
 
2012-12-20 10:55:41 AM  
www.alphes.com
 
2012-12-20 10:57:45 AM  
No... "That's hawt"?
 
No...."He's the luckiest 4 year old on the planet."
 
You guys are slipping.
 
/hey, you say it in every Female Teacher/15 year old teen guy thread.
 
2012-12-20 10:58:57 AM  
Hang on I don't understand.

Like, guys go after 13 year old girls, which makes sense since historically we married them off. I mean JESUS was born to a 14 year old, this is normal. They start developing hips and boobs and funny behavior around that time.

13 year old boys are still undeveloped, but going through puberty. The man-shape doesn't really start showing until 15-17, thereabouts. Until then they still look like children, kind of. But hey, at least your testicles have descended.

What the fark 4 years old? A 4 year old girl is barely human; a 4 year old boy is ... indistinguishable from a 4 year old girl (we dress them differently to tell them apart) aside from dangly bits. What is even here?

See I can give sensible biological and historical reasons behind why someone might be attracted to teenagers (as well, explanations on today's social and economical climate that make later parenthood far more feasible than early parenthood, hence why we protect minors... by keeping them away from sex). To toddlers? I ... can't find the logic. It makes no biological sense. It makes no intellectual sense--even sex with animals could be termed 'exploratory', sex with children uh... not really.

Congratulations, lady. You make less sense than someone farking a horse.
 
2012-12-20 10:59:05 AM  

Elroydb: Like I saw on Imgur this morning, post it in 4chan. You'll have your answer in 5 minutes


this
 
2012-12-20 11:00:08 AM  
The feds are in a bit of a pickle. Release even a non-explicit clip, sound or screen capture of the vid to try to help identify her, and they're themselves (and anyone downloading it) trafficking child porn, according to their own law.
 
2012-12-20 11:00:19 AM  

ChipNASA: No... "That's hawt"?

No...."He's the luckiest 4 year old on the planet."

You guys are slipping.

/hey, you say it in every Female Teacher/15 year old teen guy thread.


Puberty, how does it work?
 
2012-12-20 11:01:41 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: ChipNASA: No... "That's hawt"?

No...."He's the luckiest 4 year old on the planet."

You guys are slipping.

/hey, you say it in every Female Teacher/15 year old teen guy thread.

Puberty, how does it work?


And I sound awful don;t I?

Sorry about that.
 
2012-12-20 11:02:07 AM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: And, I'm sorry, but having been one I feel confident in saying that teenage boys' hormones make it hard for me to believe many of them are actually "victims" in anything but a purely legal sense. At 16 I'd have been more than happy to be partying with her.


funny enough, the law is backed up by psychologists asserting that having sex with a teenage boy will destroy his life. He will grow up unable to hold a job, afraid of women, lacking self-confidence, etc etc etc... you know, all the positive benefits of a good sex life. A good sex life takes all that away.

Experts are all basically graduates of the Dunning-Kruger school of psychology.
 
2012-12-20 11:04:48 AM  
I've checked the pit in my basement, she's not there.

/anymore
 
2012-12-20 11:05:11 AM  

abhorrent1: amindtat: [www.ice.gov image 210x168]

Well that should make it easy to find her.

That looks like a potato


I see you can count.
 
2012-12-20 11:06:33 AM  
I see the ephebophilia apologists have made it into the thread.
 
2012-12-20 11:07:05 AM  
By hottish, you mean the thermostat's set a bit too high for comfort, right stubby?
 
2012-12-20 11:09:52 AM  

Sticky Hands: I know they need to attempt to protect the victim, but that article is so vague that the co-star might be a goat.


I see what you did there.  A young goat.
 
2012-12-20 11:11:18 AM  

bluefoxicy: Hang on I don't understand.

Like, guys go after 13 year old girls, which makes sense since historically we married them off. I mean JESUS was born to a 14 year old, this is normal. They start developing hips and boobs and funny behavior around that time.

13 year old boys are still undeveloped, but going through puberty. The man-shape doesn't really start showing until 15-17, thereabouts. Until then they still look like children, kind of. But hey, at least your testicles have descended.

What the fark 4 years old? A 4 year old girl is barely human; a 4 year old boy is ... indistinguishable from a 4 year old girl (we dress them differently to tell them apart) aside from dangly bits. What is even here?

See I can give sensible biological and historical reasons behind why someone might be attracted to teenagers (as well, explanations on today's social and economical climate that make later parenthood far more feasible than early parenthood, hence why we protect minors... by keeping them away from sex). To toddlers? I ... can't find the logic. It makes no biological sense. It makes no intellectual sense--even sex with animals could be termed 'exploratory', sex with children uh... not really.

Congratulations, lady. You make less sense than someone farking a horse.


I suspect she may be a pedophile.
 
2012-12-20 11:12:25 AM  
This kid is probably totally high fiving his friends. right? I mean who didnt want a hot POA when they were 4.
 
2012-12-20 11:13:53 AM  
She has . . .  a mole on her left thigh .
 
i.imgur.com
That explains a lot.
 
2012-12-20 11:16:23 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: ChipNASA: No... "That's hawt"?

No...."He's the luckiest 4 year old on the planet."

You guys are slipping.

/hey, you say it in every Female Teacher/15 year old teen guy thread.

Puberty, how does it work?

 
Well Jim, when you got to that certain age, Hormones travel through the bloodstream and you body starts to go through changes. Maybe, since your name is Jim, I'll assume you're a boy and your voice may start to change and crack at times. You may begin to see hair growing on parts of your body where you didn't see hair growing before. That's completely normal. You may also start growing quite a bit. This is called a "growth spurt" and you will get more muscles and maybe get taller quite quickly.
On occasion you may notice tenderness or swelling under your nipples.  This is normal and should go away in about 6 months.
 
Dark, coarse, curly hair will also sprout just above your Mr Bojangles and on your dangly bits and later under his arms and in the chin and face area. His man sward and squirrel dangles will get larger, and throbinations, which a boy begins experiencing as an infant, will become more frequent. Spurtification - the release of babby batter-containing little swimmies- will also occur.
Many boys become concerned about their meat missile size. A Jim, you may need reassurance, particularly if you're a later developer and he compares himself with boys who are further along in puberty.
 
2012-12-20 11:19:05 AM  

LikeALeafOnTheWind: This kid is probably totally high fiving his friends. right? I mean who didnt want a hot POA when they were 4.


SCORE:
www.bitrebels.com

/I know it's wrong, but they're Packers fans so it's okay.
 
2012-12-20 11:21:53 AM  
Sick... And how do we know it was a male 4 year old? It never says the gender.
 
2012-12-20 11:27:47 AM  

NightOwl2255: LikeALeafOnTheWind: This kid is probably totally high fiving his friends. right? I mean who didnt want a hot POA when they were 4.

SCORE:
[www.bitrebels.com image 625x621]

/I know it's wrong, but they're Penn State fans so it's okay.


extras.mnginteractive.com
 
2012-12-20 11:27:52 AM  
What's her Fark name again?
 
2012-12-20 11:28:23 AM  
What about biometrics? We have an image of her face. How many states have a biometric database including driver's license data?
 
2012-12-20 11:38:35 AM  
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
Nice.
 
2012-12-20 11:41:25 AM  
So who was the videographer? I know it's not going to roll back the pitchforks and torches but it's possible that the woman is a victim as well.
 
2012-12-20 11:43:23 AM  

Nemosomen: bluefoxicy: Hang on I don't understand.

Like, guys go after 13 year old girls, which makes sense since historically we married them off. I mean JESUS was born to a 14 year old, this is normal. They start developing hips and boobs and funny behavior around that time.

13 year old boys are still undeveloped, but going through puberty. The man-shape doesn't really start showing until 15-17, thereabouts. Until then they still look like children, kind of. But hey, at least your testicles have descended.

What the fark 4 years old? A 4 year old girl is barely human; a 4 year old boy is ... indistinguishable from a 4 year old girl (we dress them differently to tell them apart) aside from dangly bits. What is even here?

See I can give sensible biological and historical reasons behind why someone might be attracted to teenagers (as well, explanations on today's social and economical climate that make later parenthood far more feasible than early parenthood, hence why we protect minors... by keeping them away from sex). To toddlers? I ... can't find the logic. It makes no biological sense. It makes no intellectual sense--even sex with animals could be termed 'exploratory', sex with children uh... not really.

Congratulations, lady. You make less sense than someone farking a horse.

I suspect she may be a pedophile.


Just continuing the cycle.

"I learned it from you, Dad! I learned it from you!"
 
2012-12-20 11:45:10 AM  
4chan kinda found her:
> anna serrowhich
> on pedo tor

will update we find anything new.
 
2012-12-20 11:45:45 AM  

nekom: BunkoSquad: Authorities believe the woman lives somewhere in the United States.

I don't know...she doesn't look THAT fat

I do wonder how they came to that conclusion.  Could be something like a particular brand name that is only available in the USA.

Anyway it's rare to see a female pedophile.  I wonder if there isn't a man involved in this story.  A very sick man.


Have you not been paying attention in class?
 
2012-12-20 11:46:10 AM  
It was a 4yo girl btw. her daughter.
 
2012-12-20 11:49:08 AM  

johnperkins: What about biometrics? We have an image of her face. How many states have a biometric database including driver's license data?


She would get identified if she walked into a casino, I am thinking.
 
2012-12-20 11:50:27 AM  
I see the $10 Billion or whatever we spend on the NSA is well spent. Not particularly effective against criminals.
 
2012-12-20 11:51:23 AM  

bromah: It was a 4yo girl btw. her daughter.


OK so is it HAWT now or, no.
 
I'm confused.
 
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-20 11:52:48 AM  

ChipNASA: bromah: It was a 4yo girl btw. her daughter.

OK so is it HAWT now or, no.

I'm confused.

[i.imgur.com image 214x200]



Stop it, Boehner.
 
2012-12-20 11:52:56 AM  
she's done this multiple times....they found more videos of her (dont' ask)
she wears a wedding ring they are using as an identifier.
she uses skype, she does the video's for a 3rd person that is paying or requesting.
 
2012-12-20 11:53:38 AM  

bromah: It was a 4yo girl btw. her daughter.


Odds on a Family member being the father: 2:1
 
2012-12-20 11:55:48 AM  
I dunno...... I kinda think we're being trolled (including the feds, etc.).

Is it even possible for a woman to "have sex" with a 4yo?

What's she do? stick his arm up her cooch???? Suck on his lil' peener? I think her options are a bit limited.

I have heard stories of mothers who would suck on their own baby's peni.....

/not sure if serious
 
2012-12-20 12:00:11 PM  

Strik3r: I dunno...... I kinda think we're being trolled (including the feds, etc.).

Is it even possible for a woman to "have sex" with a 4yo?

What's she do? stick his arm up her cooch???? Suck on his lil' peener? I think her options are a bit limited.

I have heard stories of mothers who would suck on their own baby's peni.....

/not sure if serious


It was her daughter.
 
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