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2012-12-20 09:51:18 AM
eww
 
2012-12-20 09:52:50 AM
If hung like a 4 yr old is her standard, id be like Ron Jeremy to this twisted c**t.
 
2012-12-20 09:53:00 AM
Makes me sick.
 
2012-12-20 09:53:13 AM
Subby knows how to bring the holiday cheer. Damn.
 
2012-12-20 09:53:46 AM
Like I saw on Imgur this morning, post it in 4chan. You'll have your answer in 5 minutes
 
2012-12-20 09:54:47 AM
I feel like actually giving the gender of the victim might make it easier to save them.
 
2012-12-20 09:54:52 AM
That is farking disgusting. We make a lot of jokes about how if a woman (re: attractive) gets with a minor then he's not really a victim. But this is farking wrong.
 
2012-12-20 09:54:53 AM
Authorities believe the woman lives somewhere in the United States.

I don't know...she doesn't look THAT fat
 
2012-12-20 09:57:20 AM
That's a pretty package on some vile, disgusting shiat. Wiltingly vile. :-P
 
2012-12-20 09:58:38 AM
Really the feds only need the kid and a body I assume, right?
 
2012-12-20 09:59:08 AM
What's her Fark handle?
 
2012-12-20 09:59:08 AM
I know they need to attempt to protect the victim, but that article is so vague that the co-star might be a goat.
 
2012-12-20 09:59:15 AM
You should emphasize the "ish" part of the headline, Subby.
 
2012-12-20 09:59:19 AM

BunkoSquad: Authorities believe the woman lives somewhere in the United States.

I don't know...she doesn't look THAT fat


I do wonder how they came to that conclusion.  Could be something like a particular brand name that is only available in the USA.
 
Anyway it's rare to see a female pedophile.  I wonder if there isn't a man involved in this story.  A very sick man.
 
2012-12-20 09:59:34 AM
When I saw the headline, I was thinking some chick had made a video and a kid was in the background or maybe walked into view. But nope. Damn.
 
2012-12-20 09:59:36 AM
Pedophiles are never hot no matter what gender.
 
2012-12-20 09:59:38 AM
The cougarest cougar?
 
2012-12-20 10:01:08 AM

nekom: BunkoSquad: Authorities believe the woman lives somewhere in the United States.

I don't know...she doesn't look THAT fat

I do wonder how they came to that conclusion.  Could be something like a particular brand name that is only available in the USA.

Anyway it's rare to see a female pedophile.  I wonder if there isn't a man involved in this story.  A very sick man.


When you watched the video, did it appear that the camera was stationary, or was there an obvious third person filming it?
 
2012-12-20 10:01:21 AM

nekom: BunkoSquad: Authorities believe the woman lives somewhere in the United States.

I don't know...she doesn't look THAT fat

I do wonder how they came to that conclusion.  Could be something like a particular brand name that is only available in the USA.
 
Anyway it's rare to see a female pedophile.  I wonder if there isn't a man involved in this story.  A very sick man.


There will be once she's caught. A very large man pointing a gun at her just off camera.
 
2012-12-20 10:02:05 AM
Hottish? Go home
 
2012-12-20 10:02:25 AM
The person who finds her should do humanity a favor and put a bullet in the back of her skull.
 
2012-12-20 10:02:32 AM
I expected this to be some Fark joke about animal porn, something with a 4 year old dog or goat, but alas, no.
 
2012-12-20 10:02:58 AM
The Danish National Police alerted U.S. authorities to the video after officers downloaded it in Denmark.

Ah, so that's what the Danish police is doing - surfing for porn.
 
2012-12-20 10:03:29 AM

BronyMedic: The person who finds her should do humanity a favor and put a bullet in the back of her skull.


^This^
 
2012-12-20 10:03:48 AM
Fark this. I'm going back to bed.
 
2012-12-20 10:06:08 AM

Public Savant: The Danish National Police alerted U.S. authorities to the video after officers downloaded it in Denmark.

Ah, so that's what the Danish police is doing - surfing for porn.


Well, there's really nothing for them to do in the polite countries. Did you know that the Danes will write themselves their own speeding tickets?
 
It's very progressive over there.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-12-20 10:06:12 AM
A "Jane Doe" arrest warrant was issued for the woman on Tuesday in U.S. District Court in Washington, only the second such warrant obtained by ICE's child-exploitation investigations unit this year.

Sounds like they have authority to arrest anybody who looks like the woman.

So just hypothetically, if I swear out a complaint about a vaguely described man who looks half Kenyan, can I have Obama arrested?
 
2012-12-20 10:07:22 AM

BronyMedic: The person who finds her should do humanity a favor and put a bullet in the back of her skull.


Too quick...
 
2012-12-20 10:09:58 AM

ZAZ: A "Jane Doe" arrest warrant was issued for the woman on Tuesday in U.S. District Court in Washington, only the second such warrant obtained by ICE's child-exploitation investigations unit this year.

Sounds like they have authority to arrest anybody who looks like the woman.

So just hypothetically, if I swear out a complaint about a vaguely described man who looks half Kenyan, can I have Obama arrested?


Try it and see.
 
2012-12-20 10:10:50 AM
Why the long face?
 
2012-12-20 10:12:30 AM
alright internet, do your thing
 
2012-12-20 10:12:46 AM
Even if she looked like an ex, I think I'd probably just think, "Wow, that looks a little like Suzy Lobsterpot, could it be? Nawwww...." But now that the FBI made her picture public, she knows the FBI are trying to track her down now. She can make a small change to her make up and maybe change her hair color and no one will suspect her anymore.
 
2012-12-20 10:13:40 AM
That's pretty awful. I would imagine stuff like this is marketed to a very specific client who paid up front. I hope they catch everyone involved

/my guess based on watching 8 MM and a Serbian Film
 
2012-12-20 10:13:54 AM
Cant you drag her picture into gis and have it search for you?
 
2012-12-20 10:14:05 AM

ZAZ: A "Jane Doe" arrest warrant was issued for the woman on Tuesday in U.S. District Court in Washington, only the second such warrant obtained by ICE's child-exploitation investigations unit this year.

Sounds like they have authority to arrest anybody who looks like the woman.

So just hypothetically, if I swear out a complaint about a vaguely described man who looks half Kenyan, can I have Obama arrested?


Well, I guess the fact that they have video of her performing the illegal act would help make more specific identification easier than a vague description. And I am not sure describing her down to her piercings and moles can be considered vague.
 
2012-12-20 10:14:11 AM

ZAZ: A "Jane Doe" arrest warrant was issued for the woman on Tuesday in U.S. District Court in Washington, only the second such warrant obtained by ICE's child-exploitation investigations unit this year.

Sounds like they have authority to arrest anybody who looks like the woman.

So just hypothetically, if I swear out a complaint about a vaguely described man who looks half Kenyan, can I have Obama arrested?


I'd be more curious why you have videos of half Kenyan men having sex with four year old girls on your computer.
 
2012-12-20 10:15:34 AM
I hope it's not her son, but unfortunately it probably is :-(. Incest is farking sick, and if so I hope he's ok.
 
2012-12-20 10:16:22 AM

chuggernaught: That is farking disgusting. We make a lot of jokes about how if a woman (re: attractive) gets with a minor then he's not really a victim. But this is farking wrong.


I know. She isn't attractive at all.
 
2012-12-20 10:17:16 AM

tin_man: There will be once she's caught. A very large man pointing a gun at her just off camera.


No doubt, and I hope they aren't too `easy' on her when the apprehension goes down.  Probably won't be long, she didn't even try the old swirlface technique.  People like her make it very difficult for me to maintain my anti-capital punishment stance.
 
2012-12-20 10:17:27 AM
Read the article and clicked on the thread looking for the inevitable "Mom?" comment. Sigh. Farkers seem to be better behaved today.
 
2012-12-20 10:19:53 AM
Gonna be hard to prosecute for this, but I hope they do!
 
Straight shota anyone?
 
2012-12-20 10:20:04 AM
www.ice.gov

Well that should make it easy to find her.
 
2012-12-20 10:22:21 AM
Can we just kill her if we find her?
 
2012-12-20 10:24:26 AM
Is 4 chan on this? If anyone can out this f'ing monster its them.
 
2012-12-20 10:24:58 AM

Sticky Hands: I know they need to attempt to protect the victim, but that article is so vague that the co-star might be a goat.


Go on....
 
2012-12-20 10:25:36 AM

amindtat: [www.ice.gov image 210x168]

Well that should make it easy to find her.


That looks like a potato
 
2012-12-20 10:25:48 AM

amindtat: [www.ice.gov image 210x168]

Well that should make it easy to find her.


Mom...?
 
2012-12-20 10:26:06 AM

slayer199: Can we just kill her if we find her?


theiddm.files.wordpress.com
 
YOU'VE GOT MY AXE!
 
2012-12-20 10:27:25 AM

nekom: BunkoSquad: Authorities believe the woman lives somewhere in the United States.

I don't know...she doesn't look THAT fat

I do wonder how they came to that conclusion.  Could be something like a particular brand name that is only available in the USA.


My best guess is the feds somehow got a hold of a video and was able to look at the meta data to determine the type of video device that was used to film it, and cross referenced where that type of device was sold. It is not unreasonable to conclude that video is imprinted with identifying data, just like computer printers print on pages identifying the product's specific serial number.

Every page you print on your laser printer contains tiny dots that can be used to determine the serial number of the device that printed it. If you send in your printer registration card the company would have your name matched up to your devices specific serial number.
 
2012-12-20 10:27:34 AM
The fark....

chuggernaught: That is farking disgusting. We make a lot of jokes about how if a woman (re: attractive) gets with a minor then he's not really a victim. But this is farking wrong.


Normally we're talking about teenage boys when those comments are made. And, I'm sorry, but having been one I feel confident in saying that teenage boys' hormones make it hard for me to believe many of them are actually "victims" in anything but a purely legal sense. At 16 I'd have been more than happy to be partying with her.

At 4? Uh... yea... that is quite a different and seriously disturbing thing.
 
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